Eyewitness

Eyewitness

My phone told me that Paris has stopped, and needed a restart. I watched a corner of West 34th Street. I was there with the other pilgrims. I thought we all had that oceanic feeling, when the parade was about to begin. Macy's finest toting the giant balloon happiness raised from the dead by Steven's Inflation Crew, at the Giants Stadium, despite the cold. I did not have to make anything up, like I normally do. According to other eyewitnesses, Santa was pronounced King of the Kiddies and enthroned at Macy's on Thanksgiving. We could all see it, lying there for the picking over the years.