Humor
Laugh-A-While
“Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade.” “Don’t panic, I’m coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?” “Yea, I shaved with the electric razor.”
What’s the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
Patient to the eye doctor:
674
“Whenever I drink coffee, I have
The difference between a
this sharp, excruciating pain.”
neurotic and a psychotic is that,
Doctor: “Try to remember
while a psychotic thinks that
to remove the spoon from
2 + 2 = 5, a neurotic knows the
the cup before drinking.”
answer is 4, but it worries him.
Indian Journal of Clinical Practice, Vol. 23, No. 10 March 2013