The Missing Dollar

on our Club’s honour board. So, who will be the first to raise their cup and celebrate our proposed new freedoms?

– Neville Odell

The Missing Dollar

Three men get to an old pub and asked the barman how much for a room for the night. He said $10 each which equals $30. Afterwards the barman was talking to the manager and he said they can have the room for $25.

The barman thought how can I divide three into $5 then he thought I'll give them back a dollar each and I'll keep $2. This means the men paid $9 each. Three multiplied by 9 equals $27 plus the $2 he kept equals $29. Where is the other dollar? If you really want to know or really care ask Spider Webb!

Biased and Bare

Have you ever tried bowling nude? Some say that the idea is crude. But think of the fun, out there in the sun Where all male members protrude.

And ladies out there in the raw With bums that are sunburnt and sore. Will the Umpires pounce, when those boobs start to bounce And will spectators yell for more.

When men at the kitty are pinging Each movement sets other things swinging Will what the ladies espy, hit ‘em right in the eye And will their hormones set bells ringing.

And we won’t have to wear all that white Nor wear bras that are often too tight. Just a lot of fat bellies, shaking like jellies Oh, Gawd! What a horrible sight.

Just think of the impact on town All that naked white, pink and brown For we’re baring it all, the long short and small It’s bums up, as we put the bowls down

Now nude bowlings a sport of some class Showing skill.... and a great deal of arrr..tistic ability But there’s a moral you see, for old you and me And nude bowling? .. . .well I think I’ll pass.

— Mick Orford