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"It. was t h e night before C hri stmas- ," then, just i n tirne, he caug h t himself. "M u mb lety-peg fans of Howe Schoo l ," he fa lt ered weak ly as a co ru scating tear tr ick led s low ly down his ch eek a nd fell to t h e floor w it h a horrib le c lang, "the c h ampions hip is at stake. Never b efore h ave our c han ces seen1ed more bleak. You,, as loya l sl ackers of Howe, a r e duty bound to stay away from to-morrow's game. The team doesn't need your support."

A commotion arose in the rear of the imm ense a udi torium. The members of t h e team, under t h e influ ence of distilled wate r , filed s low ly in to t h e room. \ V it h tears in the ir eyes, they reeled clown t h e a is le and clambered onto the sta g e . The squad wa ited meekly in the wings whi le thei r sta lwart captain, Frank Risdon, strode ga ll ant ly forward and fe ll ed Mr. J arn ieson with a hid eo u s blow to the conscience

Wak in g up with a bound, his face wreat h ed in smi les, John Shank leaped upon the dais. "Peace, friends, I have a li tt le poem that I wo ul d li ke to recite," h e began.

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Fir s t man on the g uard s quad: "What do you do in your spare tim e?"

Second m.o.t. g.s : "I don't do a nythin g; if ] did, it wou ldn 't be spare time."

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Jack (the barber): " How do you lik e this soap, Fei g? "

Beany Fei g : "It tastes fine. You must have lun ch with me some da y ."

"Shepard is what yo u mi g ht ca ll an ath letic opposite." "How come?"

"We ll , an athlete is supposed to have bi g shou ld ers and taper down to a lm ost nothing, but Shepard has bi g feet a nd tapers up to a lmost nothing."

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It is rather for u s to be here dedicated to the great task rema inin g before us - that from these honored graduates of t h e guard-squad, we take in creased devotion to the ir cause, for which they gave their privi leges as a l ast full measure of their devotion. That we arc highly resolved t h at these graduated sha ll not have wa lk ed in vain, That this schoo l, under Majo r Edwards, sha ll have pipes and cigarettes, and that the use of cars; of the students, for the students, and by the stud en ts, shall forever be restored.

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One of his pupils approached Fr. Todd and held up a book.

"This book makes me think, master."

"Son, it must be a book of magic."

Robbins: "For two cents I'd knock your block off.

Cavan: "Don't be so mercenary."

Sweet Young '1'hing: "I hate to think of my twenty-fifth birthday."

Dibble: "Why, what happened?"

OH YEA11!

Assiduously means diligent ly. Such as the combi ng of Feig's hair.

Duty-by-deputy means ju st what it says.

F ly-blown means that a person has sparrovvs under his hat.

Beag l es arc strange animals found only at Howe.

Ordinar ies arc common-place objects, such as Eng li s h tests.

Lampoons arc street li gh ts in Nova Scotia which not onh· li g ht, bul a lso work by levers.

Ame li oration is forgiveness for things that you s h ould have done, but did not.

A nostrum is a minute form of the amoeba. Posterity means rightfulness or prosperity.

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Bearing down upon him with t h e speed of an express train, Joe l\/Taiu ll o grapp l ed manfully with him for a moment, and then ruthless ly tossed him in to the orchestra pit.

"Friends of the radio audience", whispered Robert L. Katz, his words muffled by hiccoughs from indulging too freely in psychoana l ytic technic, "the game has been ca ll ed off because the Marion Bearcat's Shop has not yet received their w int er quoto of s ilk hose, and to engage in a combat of this nature without the filmy fabric enc losing the tattooed limbs of our team, wo uld ind eed by the quintessence of fo ll y."

From the vo lumin ous fo ld s of l1is hunting jacket, he sudden l y whipped out a law book, and as he opened it he cast a disgrunt led g l are at Jack Hawkins, who was indifferently chinning himself on the balcony.

Nir. Y atz began, "The etymological or igin of that final term - " There was a heart rending pause, during whic h , "Red" Cavan excited beyond lrnman ndurance, struck Frank Foy thrice.

Emitting an idealistic mutter, Mr. Katz crump led Lo the ftoor, and with a long irresponsive sigh, h e bellowed, "Orlando, why did you do it?"

But there was no anS\VCnng sound, and li ke sma ll g lobules of spa rklin g water dripping from a fast-t h awing icicle, t h e students, l ed by a Aagrant Jabbewock, betook themselves to the nearest necktie station as nonchalant as a mauve-colored mail box.

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Ch ase: " Th ey say k iss in g 1s dangerous . "

Ferguson: "Y cs, but isn't it wo und e rful if yo u li ve throu gh it."

" \ Ne ll J o hn ," asked hi s mother, "w h at did t h ey Leach you th is year?"

"Not mu h ," h e rep li ed, "I've got to go back aga in n ext year."

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Maiullo: " I'm twenty-one toda y but I ca n't vote."

Thompson: "W h y?"

Maiullo: "There's no election."

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