THE TATLER 1932 The G:reen Lante:rn

L Grange, Indiana

A Quiet Place for G ood at Moderate Prices

IN BROW N BLOCK 0PJ>OSITE CouRT Ho usE-2nd floor

ON ROUTE 9

Rexall Drug Store

Compliments ef

ROY B. WHITE

BROWN BLOCK

La Grange, Indiana

Fountain Service

PHONE 151-::\I QUAl.lTY F I R S T

The Electric Shop

BosTETTER AND NARBER

Electrical Contractors

A ll Kinds of E lect ri ca l Supp li es

FRLGlDATRE AND GENERAL ELECTR I C DEALER

103 EAST CHI AGO ROAD STURGIS, M JCffGAN WITH APOLOGIES TO MR. Li r COL

Two score a nd e ight years ago, our fat h ers forLh o n t hi s property a new schoo l. New in sty le, and dedicated to t h e bright id ea that all st ud e n ts s h ou ld be drilled equa ll y.

\;Ve a re now engaged in a great civ il wa r, proving w h et h er Lucky Str ikes, o r any tobacco, so mellowed and so toasted, can long endure the powers t h at be. We a re now met on a great "roof garden" of this schoo l. vVe have come to dedicate a portion of t hi s paradise as a final resting-p lace for t h ose who gave up t h e ir extra leaves that they m ight enj oy t hi s forbidden pleasure. 1t is a ltogether fitting and proper that WC sh o uld do this.

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Tasty Food ...

Hoosier Ta Vern

LA GRANGE, INDIAN A RouTE, U.S. 20 ... Modern

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Si Parker: "Let's see, you 're the fe ll ow with the blue g u t?"

Mr. Risdon: "Feig, how a rc yo u as a conve rs at ion a li st?"

Beany: " lfarvelous, [ can express l ess in more words than anyone I know of."

She: "ls that a dray horse that they h ave pulling the l awnmower?"

Sophisticated Cadet: "No it isn't! It's a brown hor se, and stop t h e baby talk."

M r. Norton: "What is the definition for an adult, Ader?"

Henry Ader: "An adult is one who has stopped grow in g except in the middle."

Hawkins, J.: "I've done these physics problems five times each, s ir. "

Mr. Norton: "Good work, Hawkins."

Hawkins, J.: "And h ere are the five answers for each."