2 Blunts At The Same Time

BY MSS OREGON

I got my favorite and you all got your favorite. I mean no matter how many strains you smoke of course you always remember the one that tastes the best and is a guarantee high. Your favorite is your favorite for a reason. The thing with a favorite is it can be hard to catch up with. Or the price to fuck with it keeps going up. Any veteran smoker has backup strains that never fail to please. Sometimes I feel like my backups are my favorites. I usually never mix my favorite in with the regular weed but I have thought about it. And now that I really think about it I guess you could say I had high hopes once before. But I will never do that again, lesson learned. I’ll explain what happened.

See what had happened was… to many others what would have screamed trouble or a problem I saw as a beautiful opportunity to taste both strains at the same time. I created a situation where I could be alone with both of them. I mean it was my 1st time in that part of the world and you all know the saying “When in Rome” well I was feeling spontaneous and things were getting kind of hot. It wasn't a hot day in the northeast corner of the world but this room I was in was sure getting hot AF real fast. I was starting to feel like we were some Neapolitan ice cream & one lick could change my mood forever. I swear if we all got any closer that’s what we would have been looking like. In my mind, I was inching everyone closer but in realness, I didn’t move an inch. Tho I was ready to mix flavors if they were. I just sat there hoping someone would start bringing to life the lyrics of Lil Boosie's "Nasty Nasty" song. Y’all don’t understand they were both fine as hell and I had bigger dreams than MLK. And once I was previewed to the idea of trying them both at the same time, my evening's agenda changed.

I personally love it when you're in the rotation smoking with friends & you find yourself holding both blunts in your fingertips and you just gotta taste them both at the same time. So you move them blunts up from your fingertips to those soft soft lips and pull. This is all I could think about while I was alone with them. I wanted to experience that but NOPE NOPE NOPE LOL! That glue was not having it. That blunt would not even get lit. That strain doesn't mix well with others or want me smoking shit else next to it. After trying to hit both at the same time it got a little hard to get that glue backlit at all. I knew once I was home that I had to throw the whole stash of glue away. I really didn’t want to but there was so much salt spilled that the glue would never be able to taste good again. I thought that maybe the next harvest would be better for me and the glue. When I knew I was getting another chance I was happy but tbh it looked ready to smoke and try again but really it was still wet inside and nothing was drying it out. It still had a salty ass taste no matter how much sugar was in the process. So basically I never tasted shit, had to give up the glue and now I’m thinking I should have never tried to cross strains.

Is it ok to cross your strains: In the weed world YES! In the dating world NO! If you are dating more than one person unless you're all on board or in an open relationship I wouldn’t try it. I have no good advice here the shit didn’t work for me. Good luck to you all out there trying to pop off your own version of some Neapolitan ice cream.

5 ways to ruin a 3way:

1. Surprise your dates by inviting them over at the same time.

2. Have your dates sit on one bed before introducing them

3. Sit in the middle but don’t kiss or touch anybody

4. Sit under a blanket the entire time fully dressed

5. Allow awkward silence to fill the room