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CHOOSE, CHARLENE! CHARLENE, CHOOSE!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU CHARLENE?!
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LAW FOUR PRESS BROOKLYN, NY
TALL
THIS IS A
TALE.
THIS
TALL
TALE HAS A
S
ALL
POINT
MANY TALES, YOU'LL FIND, HAVE A SOME TALES, YOU'LL FIND, HAVE A
BIG
POINT .
POINT
.
NOT
H
ERE
WE FEAR.
The TALE OF THIS
POINT
MIGHT BE BUT THE
POINT
TALL
OF THIS TALE IS
,
SMALL.
SOMETIMES, WITH SOME TALES,
YOU HAVE TO WAIT A WHILE AND
WONDER
11 12 1 10 9
2
3 WHEN 8 4 7
6
WILL THIS TALE TELL
5
WHETHER
OR
WAS THE
WHICH
OR
WHATEVER
POINT
?
NOT
HERE
WE DON'T
WE
WISH
CHEER . TO WAIT.
WE WISH
YOU
TO KNOW.
THERE'S NO
NEED
TO WAIT.
WE WISH OUR
BE
POINT
presented
TP
AT THE OF THIS
TALE.
WE NEED OUR
N
POINT
O TO OPEN THE
SHOW
INTRODUCED
W
WITH GREAT PLEASURE, THEREFORE, AND WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, WE HEREBY AND proudly INTRODUCE TO
YOU
CHARLENE!
THIS
IS CHARLENE. I'M A
POINT!
CHARLENE IS OUR POINT.
OR RATHER, THE NAME 'CHARLENE' POINTS TO SOMETHING HIGHLY
PARTICulAR,
VERY,
SOMETHING SO
VERY
SMALL.
SO MUCH SMALLER THAN A BALL OR A SHEET OR A LINE so very THIN , so very AND SO fine .
SHALLOW
,
WHICH IS WHY WE WISH TO BE CLEAR, AND SHOUT A NAME CHARLENE MIGHT HEAR (WHILE SHE'S LIKE CHILLIN' WITH HER LIKE CHUMS). ALL SPHERES, COME HERE!
PARTICLE!
PARTICLES ARE KINDS OF THINGS.
SMALL
BUT! MANY
OF SUCH THINGS, MANY Y N A MA MMANY NY THERE ARE MAMANY. NY ANY MANY M
CHARLENE HERSELF GOES BY THE name... formal
CHUON!
HELLO MY NAME IS
CHUON
CHARLENE THE CHUON
IS LIKE ANY OTHER
PARTICLE ...
MAKE A MESS WITH THE MESONS
SHE LIKES TO...
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PLAY WITH THE
}
PIONS
STICK WITH THE
}
GLUONS
AND ON, AND ON.
BUT OFFER CHARLENE SOME
OPTIONS,
AND SHE CAN BE COUNTED ON FOR ONE, AND ONLY ONE RESPONSE.
EE! WEE
THE CIRCUIT
IF OFFERED A
A TRIP AROUND
A BOUNCE OFF THE PLANET,
CHARLENE HAS EVER ONE THING TO
OR
SAY...
... AND THAT'S
I'LL CHEW ON IT.
CHARLENE THE CHUON, YOU SEE, LIKES JUST ABOUT ALL REDS + BLUES SHE EQUALLY LOVES ALL
SOCKS
SHOES AND
THERE'S JUST
ONE
THING SHE CAN'T DO...
SHE JUST DEMANDS TO REFUSE
CHARLENE THE CHUON,
YOU SEE, ...
I WILL NEVER CHOOSE!
CAN'T STAND TO CHOOSE.
CHARLENE, CHARLENE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
YOUR TIME TO CHEW,
YOU KNOW IS THROUGH.
WHAT'S LEFT TO DO IS
RIGHT AND TRUE.
FREELY
DRIFT IT'S A
GIFT
B B O R E A K AND
F
W O L
THROUGH
N
OR
D
S
FOR A CHANCE TO
PASS
AND R E A C H E NEARLY
FIELDS OF SCREEN,
A C H
OF US WILL BE REJECTED.
But a
GLANCE shows your
CLASS
SO DON'T
NOR NOR BREACH NO TRUST.
LEAN
SLIT
OR
SELECTED
YOU MUST HAVE
WILLED, YOU WILL HAVE MUST
CHARLENE THE "CHUON"
PD
ELECTRON
PD ELECTRON CHARGED IN TO PRESS CHARGES.
HALF SPINNIN', HALF SPUTTERIN' AT THE
CHEWIN' CHARLENE.
I GOTS TO LAY DOWN THE LAW HERE IN TWO-SLIT TOWN I AIN'T JUST TRYING TO BE MEAN! PD
ELECTRON
LOOK, Chu, IT'S NOT TRUE THAT I LIKE BEING NEGATIVE. WHAT HURTS YOU, YOU KNOW, REPELS ME. PD
ON ELECTR
BUT WHEN THE LAW SAYS TO CHOOSE, LAW CHOOSE! IT'S NOT RELATIVE...
TWO-SLIT TOWN JUST PLAYS A PART,
TWO-SLIT TOWN
CHECK YOUR CHARTS
AND I'M SURE YOU WILL SEE,
LAW
of all lands
in all just
OF ALL THE WIDE WIDE
WORLD KNOWN
AS
LAB 3
LAB 3
R OARD B E R SCO
42
DL EBOAR SCOR
WHERE CHOICES ARE MADE EVERYDAY,
26
YOU SEE
MY BUBBLE'S BURST,
CUD CAUSES FRUSTRATION
NO SIGNAL USED, WE NEED NEWS, THEY ACCUSE.
PD
ELECTRON
TWO LANES CRUISED AND LOSE MY LICENSE TO MUSE.
TWO-SLIT TOWN DRIVER'S LICENSE
ID: 2.718281828 THE CHUON, CHARLENE
1773 YOUNG ST DAVISSON-GERMER, TST 001927 DOB: 03/10/08
STROVE THINKING; CHARGED RECKLESS RUMINATION.
SO SHOO ALL YOUSE, RUN:
THAT'S ALL CLEAR, NOT SOME
WILL'S MY DESTINY; WILL
WAY'S YOUR MYSTERY
NO LIE: IF YOU DARE TRY EYE-WITNESS ME... HAVE FUN UNDER SHOO! I NEED TO CHOO..CHOO... SPITFIRE FROM CONCEALED GUM. GUM
CHOOM
...
CHOOM!? WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
QUE?
? 什么
VAD?
CE?
KAS?
MIT? HUH?
HUH? QUELLE? I'M SO CONFUSED!
CO?
WHAT?
WE DID NOT LOOK, SHE'S NOT OFF THE HOOK. LET'S REWIND. GO BACK IN TIME. AND THIS TIME WE WILL NOT REMAIN BLIND!
FIN