Randomity 4: The Prequel By Sid Shah ’22 Abstraction is often one floor above you. There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasn’t one of those days. They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage. Improve your goldfish's physical fitness by getting him a bicycle. They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence. Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic. I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink. He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby. If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history. Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common. Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world. The near-death experience brought new ideas to light.
I want a giraffe, but I’m a turtle eating waffles. Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar. Why did the rich man kick the hobo? Did the rich man kick the hobo? The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants.
She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it. I am my aunt’s sister’s daughter. He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there. The river stole the gods.
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