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Calling all concubines Fed up with looking for the french hunchback who you suspect is living near Splott market and has yellow curtains? Why not let us entertain you with some facts about famous prostitutes...
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5 4 HOW TO PLAY SUDOKU: Fill in the numbers. And he doesn’t look a thing like Jesus. More than a woman..more than a woman to meeee. Take a look at me now.
bahbeedoopdoopdoobeedoop Now I'm the king of the swingers ohhhh the jungle VIP I've reached the top and had to stop And that's what's been botherin' me I wanna be a man, mancub And stroll right into town
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ACROSS 1 Mind your manners (6) 4 Connect (6) 7 Sketched (4) 8 Grotesque imitiation (8) 9 Embarrassed (7) 12 Severe discomfort (3) 14 Recess in wall (6) 15 Reward (6) 16 Free of moisture (3) 18 Give up (7) 22 Legitimate target (4,4) 23 Sea- rescue group (inits) (4) 25 Jam ingredient (6)
Here at FMF we’re f**ked off with the general public’s ignorance of what should be part of everybody’s lyrical vocabulary. To save you from yourself, here are the words to some well know classics. Sing along now children...
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DOWN 1 Minder (9) 2 Social ranking (9) 3 Crowd actor (5) 4 Die down (5) 5 Rain heavily (4) 6 Ship,--- Sark (5) 10 Destruction, damage (5) 11 Low dull sound (5) 12 Crisp biscuit (6,3) 13 Medical practitioner(9) 17 Respond (5) 19 Speak at length (5) 20 Crawl, tread (5) 21 Melodic song (4)
1. Sophie Davies has recently been heralded as the ‘Whore of Babylon’, her business cards read; ‘The Mother of Harlots and Abominations of the Earth’. 2. Estimates of the prevalence of incest among prostitutes range from 65% to 90%. 3. According to last years tax forms Twice as Nice turns over £1,000,000 each month. That equals 300,000 hand jobs, 45,000 full sex acts and 3 back massages. And they only have 4 members of staff. Those Poles sure are hard workers. 4. Although Mary Magdeiline was not in fact a prostitue rumour has it she did get around all 12 apostles. Was the last supper a swinger shindig (avec toe sucking)? We’ll never know...
And be just like the other men I'm tired of monkin’ around! Oh, oobee doo (hoopdeewee) I wanna be like yoo-hoo-hoo (hapdeedoobydoowop) I wanna walk like you (cheep) Talk like you (cheep), too-oo-o (weebydeebydeewoo) You'll see it's true (shoobedeedoo) An ape like mee-e-e (scoobeedoobeedoobeep) Can learn to be huu-uuu-uman too-oo-oo! Now here's your part of the deal, cuz... Lay the secret on me of man's red fire But I don't know how to make fire Now don't try to kid me, mancub I made a deal with you What I desire is man's red fire To make my dream come true Now gimme the secret, mancub C’mon. Clue me what to do Give me the power of man's red flower So I can be like you (hot funky trumpet stuff)
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