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MAY.10.2007 TV@gairrhydd.COM
Homes Under The Hammer BBC1 10.00am
Krypto The Superdog
Suggs In Soho
Just Shoot Me
How Not To Decorate
BBC2 8.15am
ITV1 11.00pm
C4 8.00am
five 7.15pm
6:00am Breakfast 9:15am Animal Park 10:00am Homes under the Hammer 11:00am To Buy or Not to Buy 11:45am Cash in the Attic 12:15pm Bargain Hunt 1:00pm BBC News; Weather 1:30pm Regional News and Weather 1:40pm Neighbours 2:05pm Doctors 2:35pm Murder, She Wrote 3:20pm BBC News; Weather; Regional News 3:25pm CBBC:Pitt and Kantrop 3:55pm Watch My Chops 4:10pm The Basil Brush Show 4:35pm Dinosapien 5:00pm Blue Peter 5:25pm Newsround 5:35pm Neighbours 6:00pm BBC News and Weather 6:30pm Regional News Programmes 7:00pm Castaway 7:30pm EastEnders 8:00pm Holby City 9:00pm Hustle 10:00pmBBC News; Regional News; Weather 10:35pm Question Time 11:35pm This Week I am mainly interested in fighting crime. Today I bought a gun, with holster, and a grenade. And a tank top. I am well equipped. Along with my partner-in-crime (because that’s really what he is), with his uber-supercamp policeman’s hat, we fight the forces of ginger in the next room, with their weapons of scarily pale skin and freckles. Me and Captain Ace, aka Campo-Cop, will never reveal our real identities. If anything, Peter Parker is a prick. NEVER, EVER tell people. It’s a superhero sin, and for that, I hope the film only makes $4,874,2082.02.
6:00am CBeebies:Fimbles 6:20am The Story Makers 6:35am Balamory 7:00am CBBC:Arthur 7:15am ChuckleVision 7:30am Get 100 8:00am The Story of Tracy Beaker 8:15am Krypto the Superdog 8:30am CBeebies:Jackanory Junior 8:45am Numberjacks 9:00am Boogie Beebies 9:15am Brum 9:25am Me Too! 9:45am Something Special 10:00am Postman Pat 10:15am The Roly Mo Show 10:30am Look and Read 10:50am Music Makers 11:10am English Express 11:30am Big Slam Poetry 11:50am Primary Geography 12:00pm The Daily Politics 12:30pm Working Lunch 1:00pm Animal Park 1:45pm Living in the Sun 2:45pm Escape to the Country 3:45pm Flog It! 4:30pm Ready Steady Cook 5:15pm The Weakest Link 6:00pm Eggheads 6:30pm Great British Menu 7:00pm Wild Wensleydale 7:30pm The Museum 8:00pm Hairy Bikers Ride Again 8:30pm It's Not Easy Being Green 9:00pm The Catherine Tate Show 9:30pm Roman's Empire 10:00pm The Graham Norton Show 10:30pm Newsnight Tonight on Newsnight, Jeremy investigates the real reason behind the Dolmio puppets and the effect they have on children. They have quite obviously been sent by Satan to make kids not eat pasta and wage war against carbohydrates. 11:20pm Desi DNA 11:50pm The Legend of 1900
6:00am The Treacle People 6:10am The Hoobs 6:35am The Hoobs 7:00am Freshly Squeezed 7:30am Everybody Loves Raymond 8:00am Just Shoot Me 8:30am Just Shoot Me 9:00am Frasier 9:30am Take Away My Takeaway 10:00am Don't Make Me Angry 10:30am Underdogs 11:30am The Deadly Knowledge Show 12:00pm News at Noon 12:30pm Life Begins Again 1:30pm Channel 4 Racing from Chester and Goodwood 3:30pm Countdown 4:15pm Deal or No Deal 5:00pm The New Paul O'Grady Show 6:00pm The Simpsons 6:30pm Hollyoaks 7:00pm Channel 4 News 7:55pm 3 Minute Wonder: The Seven Sins of England 8:00pm A Place in the Sun 8:30pm A Place in the Sun 9:00pm Saddam's Tribe 11:05pm Hitler: The Comedy Years There are some telly gems on this week, including Hitler: The Comedy Years and Saddam’s Tribe. 4 are obviously smack in the middle of Dictator Fortnight, so expect more along the lines of this next week. Hopefully Pets Win Prizes With Pol Pot and Stalin’s Supermarket Sweep. ALSO. If you’re bored and happen to be on MySpace, add this band: myspace.com/thelolzmusic. LOL. They’re a 2,648-piece band who specialise in ghettotech, and utilise such instruments as Spanish guitar, moog synths, children’s xylophones, and the sound of a Ford Cortina exploding. They’re good.
6:00am The Save-Ums! 6:10am Fifi and the Flowertots 6:25am Franny's Feet 6:35am Bird Bath 6:45am Hi-5 7:15am Roary the Racing Car 7:30am Little Princess 7:45am Make Way for Noddy 8:00am Say It With Noddy 8:05am Fifi and the Flowertots 8:20am Peppa Pig 8:25am Thomas & Friends 8:40am Old Bear Stories 8:50am Mio Mao 9:00am The Wright Stuff 10:30am Trisha Goddard 11:30am five news 12:00pm Home and Away 12:30pm Colin and Justin on the Estate 1:35pm Russell Grant's Postcards 1:45pm Al Jennings of Oklahoma 3:20pm five news update 3:25pm Cutaway 5:30pm five news 6:00pm Home and Away 6:30pm Two and a Half Men 7:00pm five news 7:15pm How Not to Decorate 8:00pm Ann Maurice: Interior Rivalry 9:00pm House 10:00pm Shark AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! run.
6.00am E4 Music: Interrupted 2.05pm Switched 2.40pm Ed 3.30pm The O.C. has officially departed. Let us all take a moment to mourn the loss we clearly all feel at losing the genius that is Sandy and Seth Cohen. I am truly devastated. The break-up of Bilson and Brody was also a bit untimely, but in all honesty, a creature that beautiful should probably make the most of the celebrity status and shag his way around Hollywood Hills. Even the infections would be worth it. I surely do miss Orange County more than words, friends. 4.30pm Hollyoaks 5.00pm Friends 5.30pm Friends 6.00pm Scrubs 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30pm The War At Home 8.00pm Friends 9.00pm ER 10.00pm Sex In Court 10.30pm The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell Of Fear 12.05am Scrubs 1.05am Ed 1.55am Sex In Court 2.25am Porn: A Family Business 3.20am The War At Home 3.40am The O.C. 4.256.00am Switched
6:10am The Hoobs 6:35am The Hoobs 7:00am Freshly Squeezed 7:30am Friends 8:00am Just Shoot Me Go on. Please. 8:30am The Morning Line 9:30am The KNTV Show 10:00am Power to the People 10:30am Engineering at the Cutting Edge 11:00am Batty Man 12:00pm News at Noon 12:30pm Planed Plant Bach:Dwdlam 12:50pm Planed Plant Bach:Penblwydd Pwy 1:00pm Channel 4 Racing Cheltenham Festival 4:15pm Planed Plant (4.00-5.00):Craig ac Eifion 4:25pm Planed Plant (4.005.00):Teledu Eddie 4:50pm Planed Plant (4.00-5.00):Ffeil 5:00pm Richard and Judy 6:00pm The Simpsons 6:30pm Uned 5 7:30pm Newyddion 8:00pm Pobol y Cwm 8:25pm Tipit 9:00pm Jonathan 10:00pm Gwragedd Rygbi 10:30pm Caerdydd 11:30pm CNEX 11:45pm Johnny Mnemonic 1:30am Cheltenham Festival Highlights 2:00am Balls of Steel 2:45am Live from Abbey Road
6:00am: GMTV Newshour 6:58am GMTV Today 8:35am LK Today 9:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am This Morning 12:30pm Loose Women 1:30pm ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 2:00pm Midsomer Murders 3:00pm For the Rest of Your Life 4:00pm Agatha Christie's Poirot 6:00pm London Tonight 6:30pm ITV Evening News; Weather 7:00pm Emmerdale 7:30pm Emmerdale Family Album 8:00pm The Bill: To Honour and Obey 9:00pm The Last Detective 10:30pm ITV News; Weather 11:00pm Suggs in Soho Top 10 Most Useless Things TV Team Has Bought This Week: 10. Fake eyebrows. 9. Tambourine. 8. A clacker. 7. Butterfly stickers. 6. A grenade. 5. Gun and holster. 4. What’s On TV. 3. Policeman’s hat. 2. Glowstick glasses. 1. Cowbell. Apparently all of our friends have gone mental in the head and decided to throw all kinds of “wacky” themed parties for their birthdays. They really are so fucking inconsiderate. Morons. But yes, I have attended a nu-rave party, in which I saw some of my most alphamale friends dressed up in girls leggings and pink wristbands. Tomorrow I get to see one of my best friends dressed up in yellow tighties as Bananaman, and it will probably be close to making my year. Next week, I’ll update you on my oh so exciting social life. I say you, but I’m probably talking to the three people who read this every week, so hi, Guy, Kyle and Ben.
PICK OF THE DAY 7.00pm The Panic Room 8.00pm The Eurovision Song Contest Semi-Final 10.40pm Eastenders 11.10pm Two Pints Of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 12.10am Football Gaffes Galore 1.05am Booze Bird 2.05am Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet of Crisps 3.004.00am Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Would you like to know what’s mainly on my mind this week? I’m sure you would. This week I’m thinking that exams are also spawned by the Devil to ruin my life. Ditto essays. I discovered that I have a secret guilty pleasure for theme parties, and as much as I love telly and the banter that comes with it every week, I really really really really really really really really really really want to go home. In other news: Reading Festival is going to kick you in the face with how amazing it is, student media’s actually well alright isn’t it, and I realised how much I miss KFC and Domino’s pizza. Much has happened.
7.00pm The Avengers 7.50pm The Diary Of A Nobody 8.00pm The World 8.30pm Chelsea Pensioners 9.00pm Edwardians In Colour 10.00pm Never Mind The Full Stops 11.00pm How The Edwardians Spoke 12.00am Chelsea Pensioners: Ladies In Waiting 12.30am Edwardians In Colour 1.30 The Diary Of A Nobody 2.00am Never Mind The Full Stops 2.30am Chelseaa Pensioners: Ladies In Waiting 3.004.00am Edwardians In Colour “You can’t write anything about Edwardians and make it funny. Fact.” c/o TV Kyle. He is quite honesty, fucking right. So unlucky, you get to listen to more of my thoughts. Hooray! Bet you didn’t see that one coming. I love summer. I love pizza. I love clutching at straws. Know what else I love? Foals. And getting to see The Shins. Go on YouTube and watch the Australia video ‘cos it’s pretty and it’s got balloons in it. And it’s nice and stuff. Cool.
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8.00pm Eurovision Song Contest Semi-Final BBC3 The sole purpose of this sham being Pick of the Day is so that TV’s own Fran and Jazz can highlight the bad pronounciation and the complete lack of any half decent music. Sure, you may think you’re slightly humorous by buying into this wank, slightly wacky almost. Wow, aren’t you funny. But please, always remember: Lordi won this “contest” last year.
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