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6:00am Breakfast 9:15am Animal Park 10:00am Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am To Buy or Not to Buy 11:45am Cash in the Attic 12:15pm Bargain Hunt 1:00pm BBC News 1:30pm BBC London News 1:40pm Neighbours 2:05pm Doctors: Personal Services 2:35pm Murder, She Wrote: The Phantom Killer 3:20pm BBC News 3:25pm Pitt and Kantrop: World Peace 001 3:50pm Cramp Twins: Count Crampula 4:00pm Prank Patrol: Rap Star 4:30pm Raven 5:00pm Blue Peter 5:25pm Newsround 5:35pm Neighbours How much longer will it be on the Beeb? 6:00pm BBC News 6:28pm BBC London News 7:00pm Demolition 7:30pm The Green Green Grass: Mother Earth 8:00pm Watchdog 8:30pm Car Wars: Cross Border Criminals 9:00pm The Apprentice 10:00pm BBC Ten O'Clock News 10:25pm BBC London News 10:35pm The National Lottery Draws 10:40pm One Foot in the Grave: In Luton Airport No-One Can Hear You Scream 11:10pm Match of the Day 11:55pm Film: Disturbing Behavior Perfection is every teenage students co-pilot. 1:10am Weather View 1:15am The Gardeners' Year:Early Summer 1:45am My Life as a Child:With Attitude 2:15am Natural World:Toki's Tale
6:00am Fimbles 6:20am Story Makers 6:35am Balamory 7:00am Arthur 7:15am ChuckleVision Get well Barry Chuckle 7:25am Newsround 7:30am Get 100 8:00am Tracy Beaker 8:15am Krypto the Superdog 8:30am Jackanory Junior: The Princess and the Unicorn 8:45am Numberjacks 9:00am Boogie Beebies 9:15am Brum 9:25am Me Too! 9:45am Something Special 10:00am Postman Pat 10:15am The Roly Mo Show 10:30am In Search of Myths and Legends 11:30am The Daily Politics 1:00pm Garden Invaders 1:30pm Working Lunch 2:00pm Living in the Sun: Sharon's Cafe 3:00pm Through the Keyhole 3:45pm Flog It! 4:30pm Ready Steady Cook 5:15pm The Weakest Link 6:00pm Eggheads 6:30pm Great British Menu 7:00pm Jonathan Meades: Abroad Again 7:50pm Coast: Alderney 8:00pm Neneh and Andi Dish it Up: Boys Are Back in Town 8:30pm Sweet Baby James 9:00pm Natural World: Invasion of the Crocodiles 9:50pm Wild What happens when you put Lohan, Doherty and Richards in a room together? Watch to find out 10:00pm The Apprentice - You're Fired! 10:30pm Newsnight 11:20pm Wedding Rites - In Sickness and in Health 12:20am BBC News 24 2:00am Macbeth Shorts
MAY.09.2007 TV@gairrhydd.COM
The Bill
Channel 4 Racing
Dying to Belong
ITV1 8.00pm
C4 1.30pm
five 1.40pm
6:00am The Treacle People: Sticky Like Us 6:10am The Hoobs 6:35am The Hoobs 7:00am Freshly Squeezed 7:30am Everybody Loves Raymond: Halloween Candy 8:00am Just Shoot Me: Hot Nights in Paris 8:30am Just Shoot Me: When Nina Met Her Parents 9:00am Frasier: Semi-decent Proposal 9:30am Take Away My Takeaway: Italy 10:00am Don't Make Me Angry: Jamie Robinson 10:30am The Underdogs 11:30am The Deadly Knowledge Show 12:00pm News at Noon 12:30pm Life Begins Again 1:30pm Channel 4 Racing: From Chester 3:30pm Countdown 4:15pm Deal or No Deal 5:00pm The New Paul O'Grady Show 6:00pm The Simpsons: Marge Be Not Proud 6:30pm Hollyoaks 7:00pm Channel 4 News 8:00pm Property Ladder 9:00pm Grand Designs 10:00pm Desperate Housewives: Gossip 11:05pm The World's Most Offensive Joke 12:05am Peep Show Jeremy on Politics: “They should be more honest. At least, Tony Adams from the IRA, he's like, "Yeah, I shoot people. I like shooting people." 12:40am Balls of Steel 1:25am The Osbournes: The Show Must Go Oz 1:50am The Osbournes: Car Jacked 2:15am Your Face or Mine? 2:45am Off Centre: The Examination Continues 3:10am Off Centre: The Deflower Half Hour 3:35am The Bernie Mac Show
6:00am The Save-Ums!: The Ghost of Wave World! 6:10 Fifi and the Flowertots: Knitting Nonsense 6:25am Franny's Feet: Chez Lou 6:35am Look! 6:40am Bird Bath 6:45am Hi-5 7:20am Roary the Racing Car 7:30am Little Princess: Maid's Day Off 7:45am Make Way for Noddy: Noddy Has a Difficult Day 8:00am Say It with Noddy 8:05am Fifi and the Flowertots 8:20am Peppa Pig 8:25am Thomas & Friends: Thomas's Day Off 8:40am Old Bear Stories 8:50am Mio Mao 9:00am The Wright Stuff 10:30am Trisha Goddard: My Daughter Had a Baby With You - Why? You're a Lazy Benefits Scrounger! 11:30am five news 12:00pm Home and Away 12:30pm Colin and Justin on the Estate 1:30pm Russell Grant's Postcards: Carbisdale Castle, Rossshire 1:40pm Dying to Belong 3:25pm five news update 3:30pm Columbo: Strange Bedfellows 5:30pm five news 6:00pm Home and Away 6:30pm Two and a Half Men: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 7:00pm five news 7:15pm Lemur Island 8:00pm How the Other Half Learns 9:00pm Maid in Manhattan 11:05pm Who Is the Real Jennifer Lopez? A lonely man from Kettering with a genetically modified bottom and a penchant for fake tan and bad fashion who’s horny for skeletons? 12:10am Partypoker.com European Open: Second Semi-Final 1:40am Major League Baseball
7:00am E4 Music Zone 8:00am E4 Music Zone 9:00am E4 Music Zone 10:00am E4 Music Zone 11:00am E4 Music Zone 12:00pm E4 Music Zone 1:00pm E4 Music Zone 2:05pm Switched 2:40pm Ed: Goodbye, Stuckeyville 3:30pm The O.C.: The Rescue 4:30pm Hollyoaks 5:00pm Friends: The One with Ross's New Girlfriend 5:30pm Friends: The One with the Breast Milk 6:00pm Scrubs: My Tormented Mentor 6:30pm Scrubs: My Butterfly 7:00pm Hollyoaks 7:30pm War at Home: Out & In 8:00pm Friends: The One with Ross's New Girlfriend 8:30pm Friends: The One with the Breast Milk 9:00pm Ugly Betty: Don't Ask, Don't Tell 10:00pm Miss Match: Jive Turkey 11:00pm Desperate Housewives: Into the Woods 12:00am Scrubs: My Tormented Mentor 12:25am Scrubs: My Butterfly 12:55am Ed: Goodbye, Stuckeyville 1:40am Miss Match: Jive Turkey
7:10am The Hoobs 7:35am The Hoobs 8:00am Freshly Squeezed 8:30am Everybody Loves Raymond 9:00am Just Shoot Me 9:30am Just Shoot Me 10:00am My Big Gay Prom 11:00am My Crazy Life 11:30am Hardeep Does ... 12:00pm Gay to Z 12:30pm Bobinogi 12:45pm Bobinogi 1:00pm News at Noon 1:30pm Planed Plant Bach:Muffin the Mule 1:45pm Planed Plant Bach:Bobinogi 1:55pm Planed Plant Bach:Gel a FFion 2:00pm Planed Plant Bach:Falmai y Fuwch 2:15pm Seaside Secrets 2:25pm Deal or No Deal 3:15pm Countdown 4:00pm Wedi 3 5:00pm Planed Plant (4.005.00):Tair Slic 5:25pm Planed Plant (4.00-5.00):Ceidwad Y Ddraig 5:50pm Planed Plant (4.00-5.00):Ffeil 6:00pm Richard and Judy 7:00pm The Simpsons 7:30pm Rownd a Rownd 8:00pm Wedi 7 8:30pm Newyddion 9:00pm Pobol y Cwm 9:25pm Byd o Liw 10:00pm Sioe Gelf 10:30pm Relocation, Relocation 11:30pm Y
6:00am GMTV 9:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am This Morning 12:30pm Loose Women 1:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 2:00pm Midsomer Murders 3:00pm For the Rest of Your Life 3:59pm ITV Wales 4:00pm Agatha Christie’s Poirot When the subject of best television detective is raised here at TV Desk calm talking turns to passionate shouting, each editor vehemently defending their corner. Stuck in his childhood ways, TV Kyle can’t see past Scooby Doo, bless. TV Fran on the other hand goes for Baker Streets finest Sherlock Holmes, cuz she is so LDN. Poirot is the choice of the overtly pretentious diety that is TV Marshall, he argues this as if he was the lovechild of Darkus Howe and Rosie O’Donnell, in fact, he may be. TV Guy is wanky, because of this he opts for the infinately quotable Agent Cooper from Twin Peaks. TV Jazz doesn’t watch detective shows, she watches soaps. A self-confessed Neighbours addict she opts for Steiger, since I have no idea who this is, i’ll assume its some kind of robot. 6:00pm Wales Tonight 6:30pm ITV Evening News 7:00pm Emmerdale 7:30pm Coronation Street 8:00pm The Bill 9:00pm City Lights 10:00pm Get a Grip 10:30pm ITV News 10:59pm ITV Wales Weather 11:00pm Weather from Hell 12:00am Glitterball 4:05am Jeremy Kyle Show
PICK OF THE DAY
7:00pm Castaway 7:30pm Honey, We're Killing the Kids 8:00pm Wedding Stories 9:00pm My Big Breasts and Me 10:00pm Film: Kill Bill Vol 1 (2003) 11:40pm Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 7/8. Homeless and Horny 12:10am Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 8/8. Filthy Brunching 12:40am American Dad: 20/23. Roger 'N Me 1:00am American Dad: 21/23. Helping Hands 1:25am My Big Breasts and Me 2:20am Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 7/8. Homeless and Horny 2:50am Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 8/8. Filthy Brunching 3:20am Rob Brydon's Annually Retentive BBC Three is boring, Peepshow is better, ‘Mark Corrigan: Yeah, so, er, Jeremy tells me you two watched a porno together. You know, I'd be into... Toni: No, that was "The English Patient". ‘
7:00pm The Diary of a Nobody 7:10pm A Study in Sherlock: Time Shift 7:50pm Diary of a Nobody 8:00pm The World 8:30pm Thoroughly Modern: The Bicycle 9:00pm Miss Marie Lloyd: The Queen of the Music Hall 10:20pm A Study in Sherlock: Time Shift 11:00pm The Man Who Loved Sherlock Holmes 12:00am Miss Marie Lloyd: The Queen of the Music Hall 1:20am Thoroughly Modern: The Bicycle 1:50am A Study in Sherlock: Time Shift 2:30am The Man Who Loved Sherlock Holmes 3:30am Thoroughly Modern BBC Four is also boring; Jeremy: “I'm a dirty hobbit and she's a sexy elf so she might be... "Oh! You dirty hobbit. Take off my bodkin and my jerkin." "Oh, yeah... pixie ears. But that sword." What if she was a hobbit slayer? I'd just use my enchanted amulet. "Yeah. Yield to me, hobbit-slayer. You will touch my magic cock."
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12.00am Peep Show C4 They broke ours hearts with the shiteness of That Mitchell & Webb Look, became regulars on crap panel shows, and sold their souls to Apple in those ads that have decided to squat in Myspace. I’m on a Mac now, but can’t help wishing to be tapping my fingers on Mark Corrigan. Oh well, a boy can dream. Instead I have to work with Jeremy- he’s frustratingplus I’ve probably contracted an STD by now. Anyway, it may be a repeat and its on a bit late for exam season, but its still the best thing on by miles.
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