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MARCH.21.2007 TV@gairrhydd.COM
Doctors
Party Animals
Along Came Polly
BBC1 2.05pm
BBC2 11.25pm
ITV1 9.00pm
6:00am Breakfast I like to put a bit of jam in my early morning porridge. Honey is good too. How great are these listings going to be? 9:15am Don't Get Done, Get Dom 10:00am Escape to the Country 11:00am To Buy or Not to Buy 11:30am Car Booty 12:15pm Cash in the Attic 1:00pm BBC News; Weather 1:30pm Regional News and Weather 1:40pm Neighbours 2:05pm Doctors 2:35pm Diagnosis Murder I diagnose that you were murdered. 3:20pm BBC News; Weather; Regional News 3:25pm Maya and Miguel 3:45pm The Likeaballs 4:00pm Whizz Whizz Bang Bang 4:30pm The Slammer 5:00pm Blue Peter 5:25pm Newsround 5:35pm Neighbours 6:00pm BBC News and Weather 6:30pm Wales Today; Weather 7:00pm Women on Fire 7:30pm My Family 8:00pm Watchdog 8:30pm Seaside Rescue 9:00pm Whistleblower 10:00pm BBC News; Regional News; Weather 10:35pm Budget Statement by the Chancellor 10:40pm The National Lottery Draws 10:45pm High Hopes These listings? 11:15pm Scary Movie 3 12:30am Cricket World Cup Highlights 1:35am Sign Zone:The Madness of Modern Families 2:05am Sign Zone:A Very English Village 2:55am Sign Zone:Gene Detectives 3:40am Sign Zone:Gene Detectives 4:25am Joins BBC News 24 5:00am Cricket World Cup Highlights
6:00am CBeebies:Fimbles 6:25am The Story Makers 6:35am Balamory 7:00am CBBC:Astro Boy 7:25am Newsround 7:30am Even Stevens 7:50am Batfink 8:00am The Cramp Twins 8:15am ChuckleVision 8:30am CBeebies:Tommy Zoom 8:40am Numberjacks 9:00am Nina and the Neurons 9:15am Lunar Jim 9:25am Me Too! 9:45am Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies 10:00am In the Night Garden 10:30am Star Trek: The Next Generation 11:15am The Flying Gardener 11:30am Budget Special 2:30pm World Skating Highlights 3:15pm Sudo-Q 3:45pm Flog It! 4:30pm Ready Steady Cook 5:15pm The Weakest Link 6:00pm Eggheads 6:30pm A Taste of My Life Wake up. Coffee. Shower. Porridge. MySpace. Facebook. Lectures. Think about MySpace and Facebook (and maybe buttons and/ or Seth Cohen) Consider going to the library. Home. MySpace. Facebook. Coffee. Neighbours. MySpace. Facebook. Dinner. MySpace. Facebook. MySpace. Facebook. MySpace. Facebook. Sleep. Dream about MySpace. Facebook. 7:00pm Match of the Day Wales 9:20pm Dragons' Den 10:20pm Don't Watch That Watch This! Shipwrecked, Neighbours and Newsnight. Fact. 10:30pm Newsnight 11:20pm Budget Statement by the Chancellor 11:25pm Party Animals 12:15am Taken 1:40am Joins BBC News 24 2:00am BBC
7:00pm Anthea Turner: The Perfect Housewife Fuck off Turner. Bovvard. Go eat a flake and sell your wedding pictures. 8:00pm Castaway: The Last 24 Hours 8:30pm Conning the Conmen 9:00pm Freaky Eaters: Addicted to Chicken Erm, aren’t there worse things to be addicted to? Such as Skag, Fiddy Cent records and prostitues? 10:00pm Ideal 10:30pm Spacehopper 11:00pm Castaway: The Last 24 Hours 11:30pm Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 12:00am Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 12:30am Freaky Eaters: Addicted to Chicken1:25am American Dad 1:45am American Dad 2:10am Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 2:40am Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Why does this programme exist? Answer: so BBC3 can fill its schedule. To corroborate this, it’s repeated several times in one day. Boo-yeah. Jazz 1 0 BBC3. 3:10am Ideal 3:40am Spacehopper
7:00pm Planet Earth 8:00pm The World 8:30pm All Mod Cons 9:00pm Racism: A History 10:00pm Hotel 10:30pm Tight Spot: Stuck 11:00pm Hotel 11:30pm Underground: Arena 12:30am Racism: A History 1:30am Proms on Four 2006 3:20am Racism: A History There is so much fricking space to fill. Hmmm. I’m going to tell you about the new TV Massive: we don’t watch TV. Instead; I think we’re making a mockery of these pages. It’s just in-joke after insults after expletives after crude and inappropriate comments, after waiting for pizza. Yeah! And there is still a fair amount of space. On my walk over to t’office I decided to listen to some bangin’ choons. I listened to Wolf Parade. And I think you should too. Also I went to Clwb last night and it was fricking ACES. Yeah lots of fun. It was my friend Annie’s Burrfday. Not the cash points though. Wank.
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6:00am GMTV Newshour 6:58am GMTV Today 8:35am LK Today 9:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am This Morning 12:30pm Loose Women 1:30pm ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 2:00pm Midsomer Murders 3:00pm Daily Cooks 4:00pm Poirot 5:00pm Soapstar Superchef What?! You’ve got to be fucking kidding me, another sad, desperate, Soapstar Twatstar spin-off. Why can’t twats like Mandy from Hollyoaks/Doctors, the posh one from Brookside and the guy that played Dylan in Home and Away give it a rest and just revel in their giro? 6:00pm Wales Tonight Sheep, Drizzle, the Sterephonics, Family Fish Bar, Drizzle, Tom Jones, Drizzle, Sheep, Drizzle, Clwb, Drizzle, Drizzle. 6:30pm ITV Evening News; Weather 7:00pm Emmerdale 7:30pm Coronation Street 8:00pm The Bill: Sweet Revenge 9:00pm Along Came Polly Enjoy the picture boys (or girls, if that’s your persuasion, actaully, scrap that: i’m a hetrosexual female and i’d for one like to exclaim: witness the fitness!) 10:30pm ITV News; Weather 11:00pm Along Came Polly 11:20pm Harry Hill's TV Burp Along with Al Murray I’d like these to be spiked in the eyeball several times everytime they even attempt to make a ‘joke.’ Pretty please? 11:50pm Steven Seagal's Orange Playlist 12:15am ITV Play: Glitterball 4:05am The Jeremy Kyle Show 5:00am ITV Nightscreen 5:30am ITV Early Morning News
6:00am The Cubeez 6:10am The Hoobs 6:35am The Hoobs 7:00am Freshly Squeezed 7:30am Friends 8:00am Just Shoot Me 8:30am Just Shoot Me Said Jade Goody. I wish. 8:55am Frasier 9:30am My Crazy Life 10:00am That'll Teach 'Em 11:00am How To Dump Your Mates Get them all together and let them know how you’re better than them and how you’d wish they’d stop playing Kooks records. Failing that, bring in a ‘yo mum’ insult or 7 and you’ll never see them again. 11:30am Don't Make Me Angry 12:00pm News at Noon 12:30pm Seaside Secrets 12:45pm The Undefeated 2:55pm Room for Improvement 3:30pm Countdown 4:15pm Deal or No Deal 5:00pm Richard and Judy 6:00pm The Simpsons 6:30pm Hollyoaks 7:00pm Channel 4 News 7:55pm 3 Minute Wonder: City of Cranes 8:00pm Relocation, Relocation 9:00pm Grand Designs 10:00pm Desperate Housewives My housemate Lynso loves this programme. Really she does. Earlier, I asked her to fill me in (r.i.p the musical career of C. David) and she did! Yeah! And then we went on to discuss who is more attractive: Tom or Mike? Thoughts? 11:05pm Gordon Ramsay's F Word 12:05am My Name Is Earl 12:35am The War at Home 1:00am The War at Home 1:30am The Osbournes 2:00am The Osbournes
6:00am Tickle, Patch and Friends 6:25am Old Bear Stories 6:35am Bird Bath 6:45am Hi-5 7:20am The Beeps 7:30am Little Princess 7:45am Make Way for Noddy No, bugger off. 8:00am Fifi and the Flowertots 8:15am Peppa Pig 8:20am Thomas; Friends 8:35am Funky Valley On our ‘Bring back section’ we’ll soon talk about Sweet Valley High, which could be referred to a ‘Funky Valley’ if you will, 8:40am Titch 8:50am Mio Mao 9:00am The Wright Stuff 10:30am Trisha Goddard 11:30am five news 12:00pm Home and Away 12:30pm The Diet Doctors Inside and Out 1:30pm A Nightmare Come True 3:30pm Columbo: Columbo Cries Wolf 5:30pm five news 6:00pm Home and Away 6:30pm Everybody Hates Chris 7:00pm five news 7:15pm Lemur Island 8:00pm Child in a Million I know it’s not right to speak about these things in a disrespectful manner but who watches programmes about a small Serbian blind boy undergoing a cornea transplant? (shout out Optom readerzz!) Not me that’s fo’sho. In the grand scale of ‘harrowing documentaries’ I’d rather watch one about how fat people get so fat (excessive and incessant eating?) That or be on Facebook or MySpace. 9:00pm Solo 10:55pm Disorderly Conduct 11:55pm PartyPoker.com European Open III 1:25am NHL Ice Hockey 3:50am Boxing Classic 4:30am NHRA Drag Racing Sometimes, I think
6:00am Fun Song Factory 6:10am Mopatop's Shop 6:25am Engie Benjy 6:35am Pocoyo 6:50am Fun Song Factory 7:00am Winx Club 7:25am Transformers Cybertron 7:55am Yu-GiOh! GX 8:25am Biker Mice from Mars 8:55am Sonic Underground 9:25am Coronation Street 9:55am Emmerdale 10:20am The Oprah Winfrey Show 11:10am Judge Judy 12:30pm Coronation Street 1:00pm Emmerdale 1:30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 2:35pm The Ricki Lake Show 3:25pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4:30pm Sally Jessy Raphael 5:15pm Airline USA 5:45pm Judge Judy 7:00pm Smallville 8:00pm New Homes from Hell 9:00pm Daylight 11:10pm Coronation Street 11:40pm Species 3 1:50am Comedy Cuts 2:15am ITV Play: Glitterball 4:00am Teleshopping
6:00am E4 Music: Uninterrupted 7:00am Hilary Swank Talkin' Frank 8:00am Monsters of New Music 9:00am Tunes You Love 10:00am Who Is the New? 11:00am Fresh Stuff 12:00pm Nothing but... New Kids in Pop 1:00pm Hilary Swank Talkin' Frank 2:00pm Switched 2:30pm One Tree Hill 3:30pm Smallville: Superman the Early Years 4:30pm Hollyoaks 5:00pm Friends 5:30pm Friends 6:00pm Scrubs 6:30pm Scrubs 7:00pm Hollyoaks 7:30pm The War at Home 8:00pm Friends 8:30pm Friends 9:00pm Ugly Betty 10:00pm Miss Match 11:00pm Desperate Housewives 12:00am Scrubs 12:30am Scrubs 12:55am Smallville: Superman the Early Years 1:50am One Tree Hill 2:35am Miss Match 3:15am The War at Home 3:35am Desperate Housewives 4:20am Switched 4:40am Switched 5:05am Switched 5:25am Switched
6:10am The Hoobs 6:35am The Hoobs 7:00am Freshly Squeezed 7:30am Friends 8:00am Just Shoot Me 8:30am Just Shoot Me 8:55am 3 Minute Wonder: Heavy Petting 9:00am Don't Make Me Angry 9:30am My Crazy Life 10:00am That'll Teach 'Em 11:00am How To Dump Your Mates 11:30am Bobinogi 11:45am Bobinogi 12:00pm News at Noon 12:30pm Planed Plant Bach:Muffin the Mule 12:45pm Planed Plant Bach:Bobinogi 12:55pm Planed Plant Bach:Gel a FFion 1:00pm Planed Plant Bach:Falmai y Fuwch 1:15pm Designers Under Pressure 1:25pm Deal or No Deal 2:15pm Countdown 3:00pm Wedi 3 4:00pm Planed Plant (4.00-5.00):Tair Slic 4:25pm Planed Plant (4.00-5.00):Stwffio 4:50pm Planed Plant (4.00-5.00):Ffeil 5:00pm Richard and Judy 6:00pm The Simpsons 6:30pm Rownd a Rownd 7:00pm Wedi 7 7:30pm Newyddion 8:00pm Pobol y Cwm 8:25pm Byd o
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