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SATURDAY
FEBRUARY.19.2007 TV@gairrhydd.COM
BBC2 4pm
Travels with a Tangerine BBC4 1.20am
6:00am Breakfast I am too hungover and tired to actually do this. Again. Every bloody wednesday. I see a pattern here. TV Neil and former TV Grace are looking at images of women pumping breast milk. They are both touching each other and I am very scared. 10:00am Saturday Kitchen 11:30am Bill's Food 12:00pm BBC News; Weather 12:10pm Football Focus 1:00pm World Cup Cycling 2:00pm Rugby League 2:30pm Six Nations Rugby 4:50pm BBC News; Regional News; Weather 5:05pm Six Nations Rugby 7:35pm When Will I Be Famous? 8:35pm Casualty 9:25pm The National Lottery: Saturday Draws I have my eye on a giant Kinder egg for Easter and I have to start saving now. It does have a giant toy inside yes. 9:35pm When Will I Be Famous? This week there is a pie juggling dwarf and a nyphomaniac allergic to sex. 10:05pm BBC News; Weather 10:25pm Match of the Day 11:45pm Halloween H20: 20 Years Later 1:05am Trapped in Space 2:35am Joins BBC News 24 because it has been Valentines day I thought I would try my hand at writing some emo stylee lyrics about love. I love you, your face is fluffy I like you hair and your muffy But some times I have wind and do a guffy and our love has to end. Thats copyright TV Ellen so dont you go stealing it.
6:00am CBeebies:Balamory 6:20am Tweenies 6:40am Big Cook Little Cook 7:00am CBBC:Roar 7:55am Arthur 8:10am Lizzie McGuire 8:30am The Story of Tracy Beaker 9:00am Our House 10:00am The Story of Tracy Beaker 10:30am Time Warp Trio 10:50am Secret Show 11:00am Krypto the Superdog 11:30am The Fairly Odd Parents 11:45am Sportsround 12:00pm See Hear 12:45pm Film 2007 with Jonathan Ross 1:15pm Churchill's Bodyguard 2:00pm Party Conference Broadcast: The Welsh Labour Party 4:00pm Inherit the Wind 4:10pm TOTP 2 4:40pm What the Papers Say 4:50pm Final Score 5:05pm Meerkat Manor 5:30pm Meerkat Manor 5:55pm Dragons' Den I went to four gigs in the last week and shall now describe them in three words. Bloc Party - They were good The Decemberists - They were better The Klaxons/CSS - This will require more then three words, it was very enjoyable however there was several girls their dressed to the nines like twats. One girl wearing neon pink tights and hotpants. You are at a gig not a fashion show you stupid bint. Also lets bin the glowsticks now. Brand New- They were on for an hour and a half 6:55pm The Culture Show 7:45pm Six Nations Rugby 10:05pm Comedy Map of Britain 11:05pm Boxing 12:05am The Culture Show 12:55am My Name Is Modesty
6:00am Fun Song Factory 6:10am Engie Benjy 6:20am Pocoyo 6:35am Dora the Explorer 6:55am Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 7:25am Lilo and Stitch 7:50am SpongeBob SquarePants 8:10am Emperor's New School 8:35am Kim Possible 9:10am SpongeBob SquarePants 9:25am CITV:Horrid Henry 9:35am CITV:Bel's Boys 9:50am CITV:Tricky Quickies 10:00am CITV:Art Attack 10:20am CITV:The Amazing Adrenalini Brothers 10:30am CITV:Drake and Josh 11:00am Coastal Kitchen 11:30am Saturday Cooks Live 12:50pm ITV News; Weather 12:55pm ITV Wales News and Weather 1:00pm American Idol 3:00pm Planet's Funniest Animals 3:15pm Dragnet 5:10pm ITV Wales News and Weather 5:25pm ITV News; Sports Results; Weather 5:40pm All New You've Been Framed! 6:10pm Harry Hill's TV Burp 6:40pm Dancing on Ice 7:45pm Primeval 8:45pm PokerFace 9:45pm Dancing on Ice - The Skate Off 10:15pm Al Murray's Happy Hour 11:15pm ITV News; Weather 11:30pm Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 1:05am ITV Play: Make Your Play 4:25am Don't Move, Improve 5:00am ITV Nightscreen 5:30am ITV Early Morning News and played the songs in order of albums. They played every song from the second album apart from one. Their encore was their new album. Dear god why?
6:10am The Hoobs 6:35am The Hoobs 7:00am Goalissimo! 8:00am The Morning Line 8:55am T4:Homemade 9:25am T4:Friends 9:55am T4:Friends 10:30am T4:Popworld 11:15am T4:High School Dance 12:20pm T4:Shipwrecked 2007: The Hut Cam Diaries 12:50pm T4:Shipwrecked 2007: Battle of the Islands 2:00pm Channel 4 Racing from Kempton Park and Newcastle 4:00pm Location, Location, Location 4:30pm Deal or No Deal Classic 5:20pm The Search 6:20pm Channel 4 News 6:45pm Britain's Worst Weather 7:45pm 100 Greatest Sex Symbols You know where this is heading. Self indulgence time. Here are mine; Noel Fielding and Russel Brand (the goth detectives) The bouncer with the fake tan and plucked eyebrows at The Welsh Club The bald aggressive bouncer at the Taf Richard Madely Elijah Wood BUT only as a hobbit Dumbo’s mother before she dies (I’m not that sick) The Domino’s pizza man The DJ at fun factory “Hello cardiff!” Yes we know where we are thank you very much you beardy fool. Paul O Grady 11:50pm Girl, Interrupted Stupid film, read the book. 2:10am Lost Highway 4:25am Lucky Day 4:40am The Insider: Get Tough with the Homeless 5:10am 3 Minute Wonder: Deutche Borse Photography Prize 2007 5:15am Countdown
6:00am Sunrise 6:55am Franklin 7:20am Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends 7:35am Peppa Pig 7:45am Make Way for Noddy 8:00am Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs 8:15am Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs 8:30am Gerald McBoing Boing 9:00am Jane and the Dragon 9:35am Don't Blame the Koalas 10:05am Hercules: Legendary Journeys 11:05am Xcalibur 11:35am Madeline: Lost in Paris That stupid French gimpie girl gets lost in Paris and gets picked up by a paedophile with hilarious consequences. 1:10pm The Gadget Show 2:05pm Three Days of the Condor 4:15pm The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm 6:40pm Beetle Juice This film scared me so much when I was knee high to a grasshopper. I remember that Michael Keaton looks like a zombie clown and takes ghosts to hell or something. 8:20pm five news and sport 8:35pm NCIS 9:25pm CSI:NY 10:25pm Law and Order 11:25pm Deceived 1:20am Quiz Call 5:35am Wildlife SOS Another poem about love Love is stupid Boys are stupid You are stupid Coke Zero is especially stupid but not as pointless as love. How poignant, I might go to a poetry reading night and wear a beret.
Oh dear god my mum has turned up early and is waiting in my room, I am racking my brain for embarassing things in it. Naked people. 7:00pm BBC3 Outtakes 2006 7:35pm Top Gear 8:35pm Fat Boy to Slim 9:35pm Family Business 11:25pm Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 11:55pm Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 12:25am Thieves Like Us 12:55am Comedy Shuffle 1:25am Comedy Specials: Green 1:55am Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 2:25am Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 2:55am Thieves Like Us 3:25am BBC3 OuttakesJust a note to the men who live at a certain student resident in Senghennydd rd, yes you, can you please (whoever it is) stop coughing up phlegm for ten minutes twice a day. Not only is it disturbing for the individual who has to hear it through the wall it is so loud but it is also rather scary. Stop smoking for the love of god.
7:00pm Wagner's Ring: The Valkyrie 11:10pm Since Otar Left 12:50am Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe 1:20am Travels with a Tangerine I would much prefer to go travelling with a banana for obvious sexual reasons. I jest. A banana is too small. I JEST AGAIN. Lack of sleep has made me go all funny. I am very very hungry and want to finish this as quickly as possible so that my I can meet my mummy for dinner. Valentines day made me a bit of a sad panda, and she knows free food always tends to cheer me up no end. Might go to Pica Pica, tapas restaurant of dreams. If your dreams happen to be about olives and cheese.2:20am Medical Mavericks 3:20am Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe And I am a writer, writer of fictions I am the heart that you call home And I've written pages upon pages Trying to rid you from my bones.
6:00am Ni Ni's Treehouse 7:20am MacDonald's Farm 8:25am Mags and Mo 8:30am Bug Alert! 8:50am The Wheels on the Bus 9:00am Teleshopping 9:25am Emmerdale Omnibus 12:10pm Coronation Street Omnibus 2:35pm Holiday Showdown 3:35pm Planet's Funniest Animals 4:05pm Movies Now 4:15pm ITV at the Movies 4:45pm Smallville 5:45pm Smallville 6:45pm Smallville 7:45pm Australian Princess 8:45pm Dancing on Ice: Defrosted 9:45pm Harry Hill's TV Burp 10:15pm Dancing on Ice: Defrosted Results 10:45pm Liar Liar If were keeping score, were all quiet boys, at best interesting and arrogant. 12:25am Dancing on Ice 1:30am Dancing on Ice - The Skate Off 2:00am Dancing on Ice: Defrosted Results 2:30am ITV Play: Make Your Play 3:40am Emmerdale Omnibus
6:00am E4 Music: Uninterrupted 7:00am E4 Music: Uninterrupted 8:00am E4 Music's A List 9:00am Our Showbiz Mates 10:00am Peaches Picks 2:00pm The Album Chart Show 2:30pm Hollyoaks Omnibus 5:00pm Friends 5:25pm Friends 5:55pm The Simple Life: Interns 6:25pm Shipwrecked 2007: The Hut Cam Diaries Lilly Allen is in my head singing 6:55pm Shipwrecked 2007: Battle of the Islands 8:00pm Friends 8:30pm Friends 9:00pm Desperate Housewives 10:00pm Desperate Housewives 11:00pm Desperate Housewives 12:00am The Simple Life: Interns 12:25am Shipwrecked 2007: The Hut Cam Diaries 12:55am Shipwrecked 2007: Battle of the Islands 2:05am Desperate Housewives 2:50am Desperate Housewives 3:30am Desperate Housewives 4:15am The Album Chart Show 4:40am Switched 5:00am Switched
6:10am The Hoobs 6:35am The Hoobs 7:00am Goalissimo! 8:00am The Morning Line 8:55am Grudge Match 9:10am Homemade 9:40am Shipwrecked 2007: The Hut Cam Diaries 10:10am Cynhadledd y Blaid Lafur 12:10pm The OC I think this may have sunk to even greater lows, this is a dream sequence episode when Ryan knocks himself out with a ladder. It’s all gone a bit ‘Saved By The Bell’ hasnt it. Without sexy Mr Belding. I would. 1:05pm Beauty and the Geek 2:00pm Channel 4 Racing from Kempton Park and Newcastle 4:00pm Supporting Acts 4:20pm Deal or No Deal 5:10pm Location, Location, Location 5:40pm Tywysogion 6:40pm Y Clwb Pel-Droed 7:15pm Newyddion a Chwaraeon 7:30pm Y Clwb Rygbi Rhyngwladol 10:00pm Codi Canu 10:45pm CNEX 11:00pm Wild Things 12:55am Sex Lives of the Potato Men 2:25am 4Music Presents...Kaiser Chiefs 2:55am Download
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