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SATURDAY
FEBRUARY.12.2007 TV@gairrhydd.COM
Kaiser Chiefs Live
The BRIT show
Pokerface
The Simple Life
The Killers
BBC3 12.55am
itv2 3.20pm
ITV1 8.45pm
E4 4.05am
s4c 10.15am
6:00am Breakfast I couldnt eat breakfast this morning due to the “mixing cocktails and wine” adventure I went on last night. This also lead to a “falling down stairs and bruising bottom” escapade. Now I feel like my head is filled with lukewarm tea. The newbies pages will be more exciting than mine this week, they’re all young and moist. 10:00am Saturday Kitchen 11:30am Bill's Food 12:00pm BBC News; Weather 12:10pm Match of the Day Live 2:30pm Athletics: Indoor Grand Prix 4:30pm BBC News; Regional News; Weather 4:45pm Final Score 5:05pm Match of the Day Live 7:20pm When Will I Be Famous? I saw an advert for this the other day, and the woman who won it was dancing with her dog. Thats meant to be a talent? I fling my cats around the room all the time and no one has given me a brand new washing machine/fitted kitchen/cash prize. 8:20pm The National Lottery: 1 vs 100 9:05pm Casualty 9:55pm When Will I Be Famous? 10:25pm BBC News; Weather 10:45pm Match of the Day 11:55pm Highlander: Endgame 1:35am Joins BBC News 24 Due to the snow today I couldnt make it to a seminar or a lecture. I was officially snowed in. My flatmate got very excited about the snow today, and went outside our front door in just a towel. In her giddiness she lost her balance and fell over.
6:00am CBeebies:Balamory 6:20am Tweenies 6:40am Big Cook Little Cook 7:00am CBBC:Roar 7:55am Arthur 8:10am Lizzie McGuire 8:30am The Story of Tracy Beaker 9:00am Our House 10:00am The Story of Tracy Beaker 10:30am Time Warp Trio 10:50am Secret Show Definetely porn. 11:10am Krypto the Superdog 11:30am The Fairly Odd Parents 11:45am Sportsround 12:00pm See Hear 12:45pm Snooker: Welsh Open 2007 4:30pm Athletics: Indoor Grand Prix 5:45pm What the Papers Say “Global warming will kill us all, and it’s all the illegal immigrants fault. They have been turning on lights whilst we sleep and driving our cars when we are watching Eastenders.” Thats what The Daily Mail have been saying 5:55pm TOTP 2 6:25pm Meerkat Manor This actually sounds rather good, I might have to watch it. 6:50pm Meerkat Manor Dear god not another one? Fifty minutes of pure Meerkat joy. I think I may orgasm. 7:15pm Snooker: Welsh Open 2007 10:00pm Dragon's Den 11:00pm Comedy Map of Britain Look at the Isle of Wight isnt it FUNNY!12:00am Snooker: Welsh Open 2007 1:00am The Culture Show 1:50am The Culture Show 2:05am Red Ball Express Is it wrong that although I am very excited about seeing The Decemberists tonight in London I am somewhat more excited about the Marks and Spencers food of joy I can get at the train station.
6:00am Fun Song Factory 6:10am Engie Benjy 6:20am Pocoyo 6:35am Dora the Explorer 6:55am Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 7:25am Lilo and Stitch 7:50am SpongeBob SquarePants 8:10am Emperor's New School 8:35am Kim Possible 9:10am SpongeBob SquarePants 9:25am CITV:Horrid Henry 9:35am CITV:Bel's Boys 9:50am CITV:Tricky Quickies 9:55am CITV:Art Attack 10:20am CITV:The Amazing Adrenalini Brothers 10:30am Dickinson's Real Deal 11:30am Saturday Cooks Live 1:00pm ITV News; Weather 1:05pm ITV Wales News and Weather 1:10pm Planet's Funniest Animals 1:25pm American Idol 2:25pm Hello, Dolly! 5:05pm ITV Wales News and Weather 5:20pm ITV News; Sports Results; Weather 5:35pm Harry Hill's TV Burp 6:05pm Dancing on Ice 7:20pm Primeval 8:20pm Dancing on Ice - The Skate Off Personally I wouldn’t bother learning the routine, I would just throw my skates at my competitors bottom side up and hope for the best. 8:50pm PokerFace Speaking of faces, Carmella in Neighbours has the most pathetic scar on her face. I was hoping for Phantom of The Opera style disfigurement. 9:50pm Al Murray's Happy Hour 10:50pm ITV News; Weather 11:05pm Big Fight Live 12:35am ITV Play: Make Your Play 4:25am Don't Move, Improve 5:00am ITV Nightscreen 5:30am ITV Early Morning News
6:00am The Cubeez 6:10am The Hoobs 6:35am The Hoobs 7:00am Goalissimo! 8:00am The Morning Line 8:55am T4:Homemade 9:25am T4:Friends 9:55am T4:4Music Presents... the Killers 10:30am T4:Popworld 11:20am T4:Friends 11:50am T4:Shipwrecked 2007: The Hut Cam Diaries 12:25pm T4:Shipwrecked 2007: Battle of the Islands 1:30pm T4:Homemade 2:00pm Channel 4 Racing from Wincanton and Uttoxeter 4:20pm Location, Location, Location 4:50pm Deal or No Deal 5:35pm The Search 6:35pm Channel 4 News 7:05pm Mary Seacole: The Real Angel of the Crimea 8:05pm Britain's Worst Weather 9:05pm Vera Drake I have heard this is very good, it’s about a woman who helps enduce miscarriages in other women in the 1950’s when abortions were illegal, but she gets caught and her world explodes etc etc 11:25pm Rita, Sue and Bob Too I’m sure thats about threesomes 1:05am Sex Lives of the Potato Men Mackenzie Crook and Johnny Vegas star as the bird-chasing, self-proclaimed "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" of Birmingham in this £3 million brit-com about two lowlifes with active fantasy sex lives who deliver potatoes to various restaurants and grocer 2:30am The Jamie Kennedy Experiment 3:00am Wild Things 3:45am London Orbital 5:15am Countdown
6:00am Sunrise 6:55am Franklin 7:25am Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends 7:35am Peppa Pig 7:45am Make Way for Noddy 8:00am Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs 8:15am Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs 8:30am Gerald McBoing Boing 9:00am Jane and the Dragon 9:30am Don't Blame the Koalas 10:05am Hercules: Legendary Journeys 11:00am Xcalibur 11:35am The Gadget Show 12:25pm Built for the Kill: Predators of the Plains 12:55pm Columbo: Now You See Him 2:40pm Ladies Room 4:20pm Hanging Up Meg Ryan is in this, so avoid like a plague ridden horny leper. a.k.a blokes at fun factory on a monday. Actually any day of the week at the union or Taf. If I had said that out loud there would a crowd of women around me all high fiving me and saying things like “you go girlfriend.” But there isnt. Might make a snow man then high five him. Maybe make a Russell Brand snow man. Would that be so wrong? Why can’t you understand our love. 6:10pm The Magnificent Seven Ride! 8:00pm five news and sport 8:10pm NCIS 9:05pm CSI:NY Have got myself some Bright Eyes tickets of joy. As part of my birthday weekend I shall be seeing Conor finally in the flesh, going to the London Aquarium and then a Comic book Convention. Perfect weekend. 10:05pm Law and Order 11:05pm Frantic 1:15am Quiz Call 5:35am Wildlife SOS
7:00pm BBC3 Outtakes 2006 7:05pm Top Gear 8:05pm The Real Hustle Special 9:05pm Crimson Tide 10:55pm Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 11:25pm Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 11:55pm Thieves Like Us 12:25am Comedy Shuffle 12:55am Kaiser Chiefs Live at Doncaster 1:40am Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 2:10am Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 2:40am The Real Hustle Special 3:35am Comedy Special: Living with Two People you Like Individually... But Not as a Couple I hate Valentines day. If I cared about facebook my relationship status would have just gone from “its complicated” to “single.” I think also they should broaden the amount of selections you can make, what about “too busy and self sufficient to actually need a smelly man in my life anyway.” Or “my male friends have put me off men for life with their constant farting.”
7:00pm Wagner's Ring: The Rhinegold 9:40pm Nobody Knows 12:00am Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe 12:30am Marcus Brigstocke's Trophy People 1:00am Marcus Brigstocke's Trophy People 1:30am Marcus Brigstocke's Trophy People I like this man, he is rather funny, good with the old gentle satire and has a odd shaped head. Like a potato. What more could you want from life? In the show Mr Marcus interviews people about the first trophies they ever won as children and how their life has been nothing but a downhill slide into depression, despair and debt ever since! Then he brings in a clown to do a funny dance! 2:00am Marcus Brigstocke's Trophy People That was all a massive lie. I cant find the TV mag so I actually can’t tell you what it is about. 2:30am Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe 3:00am Soul Britannia at the Barbican
6:00am Ni Ni's Treehouse 7:20am MacDonald's Farm 8:25am Mags and Mo 8:30am Bug Alert! 8:50am The Wheels on the Bus 9:00am Teleshopping 9:25am Emmerdale Omnibus 12:10pm Coronation Street Omnibus 2:35pm Nanny 911 3:20pm The BRIT Awards 2007 I do love Russell Brand in many ways and would like to do very naughty things to him involving nakedness. Possibly some sex as well. 5:20pm The Grammy Awards 2007 Who cares it’s not The BRITs 7:20pm Dancing on Ice: Defrosted 8:20pm Harry Hill's TV Burp 8:50pm Dancing on Ice: Defrosted Results 9:20pm The Mummy Returns 11:50pm Dancing on Ice 1:05am Dancing on Ice - The Skate Off 1:35am Dancing on Ice: Defrosted Results 2:05am ITV Play: Make Your Play 3:40am Emmerdale
6:00am E4 Music: Uninterrupted 7:00am E4 Music: Uninterrupted 8:00am E4 Music's A List 9:00am Our Showbiz Mates 10:00am Westlife's Ultimate Love Songs 11:00am Westlife's Ultimate Love Songs 12:00pm Westlife's Ultimate Love Songs 1:00pm Westlife's Ultimate Love Songs 2:00pm The Album Chart Show: The Brits Special 2:30pm Hollyoaks Omnibus 5:00pm Friends 5:30pm Friends 6:00pm The Simple Life: Interns 6:25pm Shipwrecked 2007: The Hut Cam Diaries 6:55pm Shipwrecked 2007: Battle of the Islands 8:00pm Friends 8:30pm Friends 9:00pm The 100 Greatest Tearjerkers 1:10am X-Rated: The Sex Films They Tried to Ban 2:40am Shipwrecked 2007: The Hut Cam Diaries 3:05am Shipwrecked 2007: Battle of the Islands 4:05am The Simple Life: Interns 4:25am Switched 4:45am Switched 5:10am Switched
6:10am The Hoobs 6:35am The Hoobs 7:00am Goalissimo! God I’m hungover, I might fall asleep on the computer. Everyone around me is doing proper Journalism, and i’m sitting here slowly melting. I think only sushi can save me now. Who watches S4C anyway? Once you move out of halls of scum you get to buy a digital box and get normal television back. 8:00am The Morning Line 8:55am Homemade 9:20am Friends 9:50am Friends 10:15am 4Music Presents... the Killers 10:45am Friends 11:10am Friends 11:40am Shipwrecked 2007 12:10pm The OC 1:05pm Beauty and the Geek 2:00pm Channel 4 Racing from Wincanton and Uttoxeter 4:15pm Deal or No Deal 5:00pm Newyddion 5:10pm Y Clwb Rygbi 7:25pm Y Clwb PelDroed 8:00pm Newyddion a Chwaraeon 8:15pm Codi Canu 9:00pm Tywysogion 10:00pm CNEX 12:35am 8mm 2:50am Download Festival 2006 3:45am KOTV
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