26 gairrhydd
MONDAY
NOVEMBER.06.2006 TV@gairrhydd.COM
Lock Them Up
Wales This Week
BBC2 9pm
itv1 8pm
6:00am Breakfast 9:15am Animal 24/7 10:00am City Hospital 11:00am To Buy or Not to Buy 11:45am Hard Sell 12:15pm Cash in the Attic 1:00pm BBC News; Weather 1:30pm Regional News and Weather 1:40pm Neighbours So Sky’s baby is a mutant due to his extra flappy neck. He will be a rubbish X-Man. 2:05pm Doctors 2:35pm Murder, She Wrote Murder Ellen Wrote: Ellen picked up a dead lemming and swung it about her head with such force that upon striking Rupert she immediately decapitated him. 3:20pm BBC News; Weather; Regional News 3:25pm CBBC:ChuckleVision 3:40pm Arthur 3:55pm What's New Scooby Doo? 4:15pm The Story of Tracy Beaker 4:45pm Keep Your Hair On 5:00pm Blue Peter 5:25pm Newsround 5:35pm Neighbours 6:00pm BBC News and Weather 6:30pm Wales Today; Weather 7:00pm Holiday 2006 7:30pm X-Ray 8:00pm EastEnders 8:30pm Trauma 9:00pm Spooks 10:00pm BBC News; Regional News; Weather 10:35pm Graham Norton's Bigger Picture 11:15pm Film 2006 with Jonathan Ross 11:45pm Alfie 1:40am Sign Zone:Johnny Kingdom: A Year On Exmoor 2:10am Sign Zone:The State Within 3:10am Sign Zone:Holby City 4:10am Sign Zone:York Minster Kinder Eggs are under rated.
7:00am CBBC:Batfink 7:05am Trollz 7:30am Roar 8:30am CBeebies:Charlie and Lola 8:40am Boogie Beebies 8:55am Tweenies 9:15am Something Special 9:30am Big Cook Little Cook 9:50am Lunar Jim 10:00am Barnaby Bear 10:15am Our Planet 10:30am Numbertime 10:45am Let's Write a Story 11:00am Look and Read 11:20am Testament: The Bible in Animation next week: The cruxificition in 3D. 11:50am Focus 12:00pm The Daily Politics 12:30pm Working Lunch 1:00pm Aiming for Excellence 1:30pm The Comancheros 3:15pm Castle in the Country 3:45pm Flog It! 4:30pm Ready Steady Cook 5:15pm Weakest Link 6:00pm Sudo-Q 6:30pm Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two 7:00pm Planet Earth 8:00pm Mastermind 8:30pm University Challenge 9:00pm Lock Them Up or Let Them Out This week: The Horrors, except the title of the program is now Lock Them Up and Set Them on Fire, and Mount Their Heads on Pikes. Band Bashing = Lazy writing = Me! (Imagine me now doing a fonzy style thumbs up) 10:00pm Have I Got News for You 10:30pm Newsnight 11:20pm This Life 12:00am This Life 12:50am The Witness 12:55am The Witness 1:00am BBC Learning Zone: Languages and Travel:The French Experience 2, 1-10 3:30am French Journey 5:30am Eurografters
6:00am GMTV Newshour 6:58am GMTV Today 8:35am LK Today 9:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am This Morning 12:00pm This Morning: I'm a Celebrity! Jungle Fever 12:30pm Loose Women 1:30pm ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 2:00pm The Price Is Right 2:30pm Dickinson's Real Deal 3:30pm Pocoyo 3:35pm Curious George 3:55pm Tricky Quickies For fuck’s sake ITV, bunch of smut peddlers. 4:00pm King Arthur's Disasters 4:30pm My Parents are Aliens 5:00pm The Price Is Right 6:00pm ITV Wales News and Weather 6:30pm ITV Evening News; Weather 7:00pm Emmerdale 7:30pm Coronation Street 8:00pm Wales This Week it was a wee bit nippy. 8:30pm Coronation Street 9:00pm Vincent 10:30pm ITV News 11:00pm Karaoke Queen I fecking hate karaoke, whenever the Santa season arrives my whole extended family get together and “really out of tune ear bleeding” festival 06 commences. Then someone puts on a silly wig, and it’s hilarious and I die a little inside. 11:30pm Wales World of Rugby 12:00am School of Hard Knocks: Tonight 12:25am ITV Play: The Mint 4:35am I Want That House 5:00am ITV Nightscreen 5:30am ITV Early Morning News “Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.”
6:10am The Hoobs 6:35am The Hoobs 7:00am Freshly Squeezed 7:30am Friends 8:00am Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30am Will and Grace 9:00am Frasier 9:30am The Play's the Thing 10:30am Make Me a Grown Up 11:00am Ballet Changed My Life: Ballet Hoo! 12:00pm News at Noon 12:30pm Headland 1:25pm Seaside Secrets 1:40pm The Bravados 3:30pm Countdown 4:15pm Deal or No Deal 5:00pm The New Paul O'Grady Show 6:00pm The Simpsons 6:30pm Hollyoaks 7:00pm Channel 4 News 7:55pm 3 Minute Wonder: Sons and Soldiers 8:00pm Dispatches 9:00pm Too Big To Walk 10:00pm Without a Trace 11:00pm Jihad TV 12:00am Infernal Affairs 2:00am The Real Sopranos 3:00am Jihad TV 4:00am All About Us: Living and Growing (Sex Ed 9-11) I love Sex Ed. When you’re 12 you are shown a family playing naked tennis as if it’s normal, making you question why your family insist you wear clothes and then when you’re 18 they show you how to put a condom on a banana, and you wonder if you are meant to be shagging fruit. But by that time anyway half your friends are pregnant, and you have gonorrhoea of the eye 4:15am All About Us: Living and Growing (Sex Ed 9-11) 4:30am All About Us: Living and Growing (Sex Ed 9-11) 4:45am All About Us: Living and Growing (Sex Ed 9-11)
6:00am The Save-Ums! 6:10am Bear in the Big Blue House 6:40am Roobarb and Custard Too 6:50am Hi-5 7:25am The Little Princess 7:45am Make Way for Noddy 8:00am Fifi and the Flowertots 8:15am Peppa Pig 8:25am Thomas & Friends 8:40am Bird Bath Time for an actual informative TV listing for those who want to watch this - apparently someone called Bob finds a conker and it’s actually a hedgehog. Right. 8:50am Mio Mao 9:00am The Wright Stuff 10:30am Trisha Goddard 11:30am five news 12:00pm Home and Away 12:30pm BrainTeaser 1:40pm The High Price of Passion 3:45pm Mystery Woman: Redemption 5:30pm five news 6:00pm Home and Away 6:30pm In the Grid 7:00pm five news 7:15pm The Gadget Show 8:00pm Fifth Gear 9:00pm A Natural History of Murder 10:00pm Tripping Over 11:05pm A Girl's Guide to 21st Century Sex 11:50pm Swinging 12:20am NBA Action 12:45am USPGA Golf 1:35am NFL Live 5:00am French Football Thank you Channel five for putting me off sex for life with your “educational” show 21st Century Sex. I witnessed a eye infected with gonnorea, obese sex (the wibbly - wobbly tummys) and sex from the perspective of a camera in a ladies blossom pocket/love box. I used to be scared of clowns, now I’m scared of willies.
7:00pm Torchwood: De-Classified 7:15pm Robin Hood 8:00pm Celebrity Scissorhands 9:00pm Dog Borstal 10:00pm EastEnders 10:30pm Celebrity Scissorhands Who are the retards who actually volunteer to have their hair cut by “celebrities” such as Darren Day? There are easier ways to get on TV. Ellen’s top tips for getting on TV: 1. Eat your own head 2. Be on the Gair Rhydd team and get filmed by the BBC. Yes that’s right folks, there may possiby be a BBC documentory about the crazy antics of us. They were here last when I wasn’t actually in so they haven’t been able to film my impersonation of an epileptic robot yet. But when they are here I am considering starting some kind of dramatic fight about... grammar. “I before e except after c bitch!” 1:25pm Celebrity Scissorhands Uncut 1:25am Dog Borstal 2:25am Brand New Honey We're Killing the Kids 3:20am Three's Outtakes
7:00pm The Sky At Night 7:30pm The Works 8:00pm The World 8:30pm The House of Chanel 9:00pm The Secret World of Haute Couture 10:00pm Storyville: The American Ruling Class 11:00pm High School Prom 12:00am Forty Minutes On Ellen’s playlist aka my chance to show off about my appaling music taste yeh! 1.Knights of Cydonia - Muse 2.Hop Chip - Careful 3.Nine Inch Nail - The Perfect Drug 4.Beck - Cellphones Dead 5. Natalie Imbruglia - Shiver. (I can’t help it, it’s a medical problem.) 1:00am The Secret World of Haute Couture How to make your own Haute Couture items: Stap old pizza boxes to yourself when you have run out of clothes. Sexy and convinient. Or make a skirt out of cheese strings, and then you can eat them when your cheese cravings get too much. 2:00am High School Prom
6:00am Fun Song Factory 6:10am Engie Benjy 6:25am Mopatop's Shop 6:35am Pocoyo 6:50am Fun Song Factory 7:00am Winx Club 7:25am Transformers Cybertron 7:55am Biker Mice from Mars 8:25am Sabrina's Secret Life 8:55am Sonic Underground 9:25am Coronation Street 9:50am Emmerdale 10:20am Emmerdale 10:50am The Oprah Winfrey Show 11:35am Judge Judy 12:00pm Coronation Street 12:30pm Emmerdale 1:00pm Emmerdale 1:30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 2:35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm The Ricki Lake Show 4:30pm Sally Jessy Raphael 5:15pm Airline 5:45pm Judge Judy 7:00pm The New Adventures of Superman 8:00pm Planet's Funniest Animals 8:30pm Airline 9:00pm Hell's Kitchen USA 10:40pm Coronation Street 11:10pm
6:00am E4 Music: Uninterrupted 7:00am E4 Music: Uninterrupted 7:30am Wake Up with All Saints 8:00am Wake Up with All Saints 8:30am Whatever... You Want 9:00am Whatever... You Want 10:00am Whatever... You Want 11:00am Nothing but... 12:00pm E4 Music: Uninterrupted 1:00pm Freshly Squeezed Extra 2:00pm The OC 2:55pm Beauty and the Geek 4:00pm Scrubs 4:30pm Hollyoaks 5:00pm Friends 5:30pm Friends 6:00pm The OC 7:00pm Hollyoaks 7:30pm Scrubs 8:00pm Friends 8:30pm Friends 9:00pm Hollyoaks: In the City 10:00pm Alien: Resurrection The moment the Alien brand was bum raped 12:05am Russell Brand's Got Issues 12:30am Invasion 1:25am Hollyoaks: In the City 2:25am Russell Brand's Got Issues 2:50am Queer as Folk 3:40am Beauty and the Geek 4:40am Switched 5:00am Switched
6:10am The Hoobs 6:35am The Hoobs 7:00am Freshly Squeezed 7:30am Friends 8:00am Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30am Will and Grace 9:00am Frasier 9:30am Wakey Wakey Campers 10:20am Designers Under Pressure 10:30am Make Me a Grown Up 11:00am 100 Hottest Web Searches 2005 11:30am The KNTV Show 12:00pm News at Noon 12:30pm Planed Plant Bach:Triongl 12:45pm Planed Plant Bach:Gel a Ffion 12:50pm Planed Plant Bach:FfiFfi A'i Ffrindiau 1:00pm Planed Plant Bach:Clwb Cleber 1:15pm 3 Minute Wonder 1:20pm Wild Thing I Love You 2:25pm Deal or No Deal 3:10pm Countdown 4:00pm Planed Plant (4.00-5.00):Uned 5 4:25pm Planed Plant (4.00-5.00):Stamina 4:50pm Planed Plant (4.00-5.00):Ffeil 5:00pm The New Paul O'Grady Show 6:00pm The Simpsons 6:30pm Rownd a Rownd 7:00pm Wedi 7 7:30pm Newyddion 8:00pm Pobol y Cwm
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