gair rhydd - Issue 810

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Thursday

March 20 - 26 2006

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8:00pm Anthea Turner: the Perfect Housewife 9:00pm Honey We're Killing the Kids10:00pm EastEnders 10:30pm The Real Hustle 11:00pm Kick Ass Miracles 11:30pm Dog Borstal 12:25pm BBC Three New Film Makers Awards 2005 Barry Chunk, with his film Baden Powell ate My Leg is up against Tony Truckerby-Funk, who directed his first film Breschnev Bunk Party! late last year. Both excellent. 12:55pm Honey We're Killing the Kids 1:50am Anthea Turner: the Perfect Housewife 2:50am I Love Being Mad Is this “mad” in the “oh wow I’m so wacky Big Brother audition “mad” or the “I’ve just told my friends to fuck off and i’m going to sit in my room listening to Vera Lynn records and glue my wrists together and then sniff the glue and then rearrange my underwear into chronological order and then eat babies and then jump headfirst into a cactus “mad”. If it’s the latter, then I like being mad too. If it’s the former, then fuck you.

7:00pm Sounds of the Sixties 7:10pm The Avengers 8:00pm The World 8:30pm Baker Street Babylon: The Bizarre Afterlife of Sherlock Holmes Either this is a fun sounding drama serial about Shezzer Holmes checking into the great Victorian London in the sky, and solving otherworldly crime capers; or it’ll be some megamegawank dull-arse documentary about what happened to something boring Arthur Conan-Doyle did after he died. Since this is BBC4... 9:00pm Time Shift:Apes in Hollywood 9:40pm Hollywood UK 10:30pm QI 11:00pm The Mark Steel Lecture 11:30pm Ten Commandments 12:30pm Ten Commandments 1:30am Baker Street Babylon: The Bizarre Afterlife of Sherlock Holmes 2:00am Time Shift:Apes in Hollywood King Kong, Dunston Checks In, Bigfoot and the Hendersons, Planets of the Apes, Every Which Way But Loose, Billy Ray Cyrus 2:40am The Mark Steel Lecture

6:00am Fun Song Factory 6:10am Babar 6:35am Pocoyo 6:50am Fun Song Factory 7:00am Sabrina 7:30am Transformers Energon 8:00am Yu-Gi-Oh! GX 8:30am Mummies Alive 9:00am Sonic Underground 9:25am Coronation Street 9:55am Emmerdale 10:25am Sally Jessy Raphael 11:10am Judge Judy 12:30am The Jeremy Kyle Show 1:30pm Airline 2:00pm Coronation Street 2:30pm Emmerdale 3:00pm The Ricki Lake Show 3:50pm The Montel Williams Show 4:40pm The Oprah Winfrey Show 5:35pm Judge Judy 6:50pm Ask a Silly Question 7:00pm Celebrity Fit Club 8:00pm My Teen's a Nightmare - I'm Moving Out 9:00pm Real Crime: Kenny Noye - A Face from the Past 10:00pm Celebrity Surgery Who's Had What Done? 10:30pm Footballers' Wives Extra Time 11:15pm Supernatural

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6:00am E4 Music: Uninterrupted 7:00am The Games: Live from the Athletes' Village 1:00pm Switched 1:30pm Smallville: Superman the Early Years 2:25pm The Games: Live 3:30pm The Games: Live at the Heats 4:30pm Hollyoaks 5:00pm Friends 5:35pm Friends 6:05pm Smallville: Superman the Early Years 7:00pm Hollyoaks 7:30pm Switched 8:00pm Friends 8:30pm Friends 9:00pm ER 10:00pm The Games: Inside Track 10:30pm My Name Is Earl 11:00pm The Games: Live from the Athletes' Village 12:30pm 8 Out of 10 Cats 1:00am Porn: A Family Business 1:35am ER 2:30am My Name Is Earl 3:00am The Games: Inside Track 3:25am Switched

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6:00am Old Bear Stories 6:10am Aussie Antics 6:15am Bear in the Big Blue House 6:40am Hi-5 7:15am Roobarb and Custard Too 7:25am The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and his Best Friend Corky 7:35am Make Way for Noddy 7:50am Say It With Noddy 7:55am Fifi and the Flowertots 8:10am Peppa Pig 8:15am Bird Bath 8:30am Titch 8:40am The Clangers 8:50am Franny's Feet 9:00am The Wright Stuff 10:30am Trisha Goddard 11:30am five news 12:00am Home and Away 12:30am BrainTeaser 1:40pm Star Trek: Voyager 2:35pm Star Trek: Voyager 3:30pm September Gun 5:30pm five news 6:00pm Home and Away 6:30pm Two and a Half Men This is gay. Literally! 7:00pm five news 7:15pm Rogue Raiders Bears 8:00pm How Not to Decorate 9:00pm Killer Instinct 10:00pm House 11:00pm The Seven Year Old Surgeon: Extraordinary People No offence, I’m sure this kid’s a medical genius, but if I was going to have open heart surgery, I wouldn’t have someone who’s eight years away from even being able to buy a lottery ticket legally slicing me open with a scalpel. Wouldn’t he have to stand on a stepladder to reach my chest anyway? 12:00pm Golazo Football Show 12:50pm Dutch Football 2:20am Portuguese Football 3:50am Football Argentina

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6:00am The Cubeez 6:10am The Hoobs 6:35am The Hoobs 7:00am B4 7:30am Fiends 8:00am Just Shoot Me 8:25am Will and Grace 8:50am Frasier 9:20am 3 Minute Wonder 9:25am Water Stories 9:30am The Unteachables 10:20am 99 Ways to Lose your Virginity No 36: Chinese Water Torture. 11:10am Going Cold Turkey 12:00am News at Noon 12:30am ER 1:25pm Odette 3:30pm Countdown 4:15pm Deal or No Deal 5:00pm Richard and Judy 6:00pm The Simpsons 6:30pm Hollyoaks 7:00pm Channel 4 News 7:55pm 3 Minute Wonder: Last Orders 8:00pm A Place in the Sun 8:30pm No Going Back: A New Life in France 9:00pm The Games: Live 10:00pm His Big White Self 11:55pm Green Wing 1:05am Coming Up: Victoria 1:35am Some Voices Whose voices though? Jasper Carrot? Tony Bennett? Tom Cruise? Graeme Greene? Holly Hunter? David Gray? Reese Witherspoon? Tony Curtis? Lee Sharpe? Gordon Burns? Harriet Harman? Beverly Allett? The Jools Holland Big Band feat. Marc Almond? Jessica Biel? Barry Venison? Clive Anderson? Sheldon Turnipseed? Jackson Browne? Henry Kelly? Frankie Muniz? William Peterson? Ice Cube? Tony Hadley? Tom O’ Connor? Mark Goodier? Seamus Heaney? Mr Belding? 3:15am Robinson Crusoe: The True Story 4:15am Dispatches 5:15am Countdown

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6:00am GMTV Newshour 6:58am GMTV Today 8:35am LK Today 9:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am This Morning 12:30am ITV Lunchtime News and Weather 1:30pm Loose Women 2:30pm Agatha Christie's Poirot 3:30pm Pocoyo 3:40pm Blips Doo...doo.. dit. Doo...dit. 3:50pm Rugrats 3:55pm Sonic X 4:25pm My Parents are Aliens 5:00pm The Paul O'Grady Show 6:00pm Wales Tonight 6:30pm ITV Evening News; Weather 6:50pm Budget Response by the Shadow Chancellor Apparently this was originally going to be a response to the budget by the gladiator Shadow, but he’s a drug taking motherfucker. 7:00pm Emmerdale 7:30pm Great Welsh Roads The M4 is my personal favourite Welsh road. Mainly because it leads straight out of Wales. Or into Wales, if you’re that way inclined. 8:00pm The Bill 9:00pm Footballers' Wives 10:00pm Poor Little Rich Girls 10:30pm ITV News 11:00pm Poor Little Rich Girls 11:30pm Waterfront 12:00pm Free Ride 12:30pm Quizmania 4:10am Britain's Best Back Gardens I broke a wine bottle in my back garden yesterday, so it’s probably not going to be mine. Most likely to cut your foot gardens, maybe. I feel sick. 4:35am Moving Day Darren Day this week demonstrates the “sidle” 5:00am ITV Nightscreen

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6:00am Breakfast 9:00am CBeebies: Cbeebies Birthdays:Big Cook Little Cook 9:25am Postman Pat 9:40am Little Robots 9:50am Tweenies 10:15am Something Special 10:30am Watch 10:45am Something Special 11:00am Razzledazzle 11:20am BBC Primary History 11:30am Aiming for Excellence 12:00am The Daily Politics 12:30am Working Lunch 1:00pm Commonwealth Games 2006 3:00pm Through the Keyhole I saw the episode of this the other week with the midget who played R2D2 on it? Everything in his house was small. Who else was it ever going to be?! 3:30pm Escape to the Country 4:30pm Ready Steady Cook 5:15pm Weakest Link 6:00pm Flog It! 6:30pm Commonwealth Games 2006: Games Today 8:00pm Match of the Day Live: FA Cup Quarter-Final 10:00pm Have I Got Old News for You 10:30pm Newsnight 11:20pm Budget Response by the Conservative Party Imagine if this was a budget response in the same way videogames get re-released as “budget” ie- cost effective packaging etc. This would just be David Cameron sat infront of Michael Portillo’s cameraphone jabbering on about the country’s economy in a pub garden. 11:25pm The Culture Show 11:55pm Don't Watch That Watch This! ----> ooo0ooo0oo 12:30pm Sign Zone:Panorama 1:15am Joins BBC News 24 2:00am BBC Learning Zone: Schools:GCSE Bitesize

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7:00am Commonwealth Games 2006: Games Report 7:25am Commonwealth Games 2006 12:30am Commonwealth Games 2006: Games Report 1:00pm BBC News; Weather 1:30pm Regional News and Weather 1:40pm Neighbours 2:05pm Doctors 2:35pm Doctors 3:05pm Animal Park 3:20pm BBC News; Weather; Regional News 3:25pm CBBC:ChuckleVision 3:40pm Pitt and Kantrop 4:05pm What's New Scooby Doo? 4:30pm Grange Hill 5:00pm Serious Amazon The former Gladiator goes back to school to learn quadratic equations. On an unrelated note, Jonathan Demme’s new concert film about Neil Young looks really good doesn’t it, mmmm yes. 5:25pm Newsround 5:35pm Neighbours 6:00pm BBC News and Weather 6:30pm Wales Today; Weather 7:00pm Run for Glory The annual Wednesday night dash to get to the toilets in Club X - live. 7:30pm EastEnders 8:00pm Waterloo Road 9:00pm The Family Man 10:00pm BBC News; Regional News; Weather 10:35pm Budget Response by the Conservative Party “Blah blah blah it’s all a load of crap because it wasn’t down to us etc” 10:40pm Question Time 11:40pm Commonwealth Games 2006 11:45pm: Frog tossing 12:15am Ankle Parking 1:40pm Ink 1:50 Tree Groping

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