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Wednesday 22 January BBC 2
ITV 1
6.00 Breakfast 9.00 Kilroy 10.00 The Morning Show 11.00 Garden Invaders in the Sun 11.30 House Invaders in the Sun 12.00 Bargain Hunt 12.30 Passport to the Sun It’s a one-way trip, baby. 1.00 BBC News; Weather 1.30 Regional News and Weather 1.45 Neighbours 2.05 Doctors 2.35 Murder, She Wrote 3.25 CBeebies: Fimbles 3.45 CBBC: Arthur 4.10 The Cramp Twins 4.20 X-periMENTAL 4.35 Fairly Odd Parents 5.00 Blue Peter 5.20 Newsround Extra 5.35 Neighbours 6.00 BBC News News. 6.30 Wales Today; Weather Regional news. 7.00 Children's Hospital 7.30 Kenyon Confronts: The Gravy Train 8.00 Weakest Link Special 8.50 The National Lottery 9.00 The Life of Mammals: Life in the Trees Meant to be absolutely amazing. The ads look pgood too. Never seen it though, ‘cause I’m always piggin’ here. 10.00 BBC News 10.25 Regional News and Weather 10.35 Story of Welsh with Huw Edwards 11.05 Force 10 Rescue 12.05 FILM: Determination of Death 1.45 Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow 2.30 The Life of Mammals 3.30 Kids on Top 4.00 Sign Zone: DIY SOS 4.30 Joins BBC News 24
6.00 Open University: Building by Numbers 6.30 The Spiral of Silence 7.00 CBBC: UBOS 7.20 Dennis the Menace 7.45 Captain Abercromby 8.00 The Adventures of Shirley Holmes 8.25 Flint the Time Detective 8.45 Pocket Dragon Adventures 9.00 Clifford the Big Red Dog 9.15 Bob the Builder 9.30 Rubbadubbers 9.40 Fimbles 10.00 Tweenies 10.25 Teletubbies 10.50 Pingu 10.55 Beebie's Tails 11.00 am.pm 1.00 Lifeline 1.10 Sn**ker 5.15 Weakest Link 6.20 TOTP 2 6.45 Star Trek: The Next Generation 7.30 Bill Oddie Goes Wild: Tyneside Bill 8.00 HomeFront 9.00 The Forgotten Battlefield 9.50 Jeremy Clarkson Meets the Neighbours: France Britain burns its diplomatic bridges in Europe by sending arch-phallus Jeremy Clarkson to bait confused Brittany cheese makers. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Murder 12.10 Stella Street 12.30 BBC Learning Zone: Open University: What Is Religion? 1.00 Looking for Hinduism in Calcutta 1.30 Wallace in Wales 2.00 Secondary Schools - Special Needs: Go for It! 4.00 Languages: France Inside Out 5.00 Working in the Arts: Team Leadership and Business Skills
6.00 GMTV 9.25 Trisha 10.30 This Morning 12.30 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather 1.00 Today with Des and Mel 2.00 Wish You Were Here...? Today 2.30 Shortland Street 3.00 ITV News Headlines 3.05 HTV News and Weather 3.15 Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends 3.20 Ripley and Scuff 3.40 Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto! 3.50 Horrible Histories 4.15 Pongwiffy 4.30 Worst Best Friends 5.00 Crossroads 5.30 6.00 HTV News and Weather 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 The Is this a show or merely a typing error? Have fun finding out by watching ITV1 at 8 tonight. 9.00 Footballers' Wives 10.00 ITV News at Ten 10.30 Essex Wives Documentary series about the glamorous, grown-up counterparts to Essex girls, whose glossy exterior allegedly hides a steely will. Making derisive comments on this kind of prolefodder is like shooting fish in a barrel so I’ll leave room for you to fill in your own hategush below: .................................................... .................................................... 11.30 Classy Acts 12.30 Doomsday Virus 2.05 Today with Des and Mel 2.50 Trisha 3.45 Get Stuffed 4.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News
BBC 1
BBC 2
6.00 Breakfast 9.00 Kilroy 10.00 The Morning Show 11.00 Garden Invaders in the Sun 11.30 House Invaders in the Sun 12.00 Bargain Hunt 12.30 Passport to the Sun 1.00 BBC News1.30 Regional News and Weather 1.45 Neighbours 2.05 Doctors 2.35 Murder, She Wrote 3.25 CBeebies: Fimbles 3.45 CBBC: Arthur 4.10 The Wild Thornberrys 4.20 The Story of Tracy Beaker 4.35 The Wild Thornberrys 4.50 Cavegirl A child is abducted at birth and left to grow up isolated and alone in a cave. 5.00 Face at the Window 5.25 Newsround 5.35 6.00 BBC News 6.30 Wales Today7.00 This Is Your Life 7.30 EastEnders 8.00 DIY SOS Home Improvement 8.30 Rogue Traders: Gas Fitters 9.00 Trust 10.00 BBC News 10.25 Regional News and Weather 10.35 Question Time 11.35 This Week 12.25 FILM: All the President's Men Erotic drama based on the Washington Post's investigation of the Watergate break-in and subsequent scandal. 2.40 Watchdog 3.10 News 24
6.00 Open University: The Rainbow 6.30 Refining the View 7.00 UBOS 7.20 Blue Peter 7.45 SMart on the Road 8.00 The Adventures of Shirley Holmes 8.25 Flint the Time Detective 8.45 Pocket Dragon Adventures 9.00 CBeebies: Clifford the Big Red Dog 9.15 Bob the Builder 9.30 Andy Pandy 9.40 Fimbles 10.00 Tweenies 10.20 Hands Up! 10.35 Maths Challenge 10.50 Bobinogs 11.05 Made in Wales 11.20 Landmark Shorts 11.30 The Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 Sn**ker 5.15 Weakest Link 6.00 The Simpsons 6.20 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 6.45 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 7.30 The Treasure House 8.00 Weird Nature: Bizarre Breeding 8.30 Tony and Giorgio 9.00 Horizon 9.50 Easy Money 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Snooker 12.35 Personal Passions 12.55 Cell City 1.30 After the Genome 2.20 Ever Wondered? 2.30 Uncertain Principles 3.00 A Thread of Quicksilver 3.30 Aim Higher 4.00 French Journey 5.00 Working in the Arts
FILM: Get Carter five 10.00pm
FILM: Hamlet S4C 1.15am
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6.05 The Hoobs 6.30 The Hoobs 6.55 RI:SE 9.00 Ysgolion/Schools 12.00 Powerhouse 12.30 Planed Plant Bach 1.15 Pet Rescue 1.45 Battle Stations Documentary examining the role Bristol Dicot Parkway’s platform 2 played in the downfall of Hitler’s Operation Sealion. 2.45 Fifteen to One This is a load of spaff isn’t it? Tell you what, check out Takeshi’s Castle on the Challenge channel. It’s generally on at about 7pm and it’s proper bo in the highest sense. It’s like Double Dare but with suicidal Japanese. 3.15 Countdown 4.00 Planed Plant 5.00 Richard and Judy 6.00 Hollyoaks 6.30 Rownd a Rownd 7.00 Wedi 7 News 7.30 Newyddion News 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Jara 9.00 Y Byd ar Bedwar 9.30 Cwmni Drwg: Y Dewin Du 10.00 Brookside 11.30 V Graham Norton 12.00 The American Music Awards 2003 1.15 FILM: Hamlet With Kenneth Branagh and Julie Christie. (Drama, 1996) Brooding cigar-based tragedy.
6.30 Beachcomber Bay 6.55 Hi-5 7.30 Make Way for Noddy 7.45 Make Way for Noddy 8.00 Bear in the Big Blue House 8.30 Rolie Polie Olie 9.00 Jay Jay the Jet Plane 9.30 Floyd Uncorked 10.00 The Wright Stuff 11.00 Magnum PI 12.00 five news at noon 12.30 Home and Away 1.00 Family Affairs 1.30 BrainTeaser 2.25 FILM: Columbo: Double Shock 3.40 FILM: More Wild Wild West 5.30 five 6.00 Home and Away 6.30 Family Affairs 7.00 Inside Road to the Super Bowl 7.30 five news 8.00 FILM: The Last Action Hero 10.20 FILM: Stir Crazy With Gene Wilder. Manic comedy in which two losers from New York are wrongly convicted of a bank robbery and are given 120-year jail terms. 12.35 NHL Ice Hockey: Washington Capitals v Carolina Hurricanes With commentary from James A. Fleck and The Horse. 4.00 NHL Ice Hockey Replay With stoned, increasingly off-thepoint commentary from James A. Fleck and The Horse, lying on the floor and weeping. 5.35 Fastrax
ITV 1
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6.00 GMTV 9.25 Trisha 10.30 This Morning 12.30 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather 1.00 Today with Des and Mel My dad looks like Des O’Connor and my mum looks like Judy Finnegan. Can you imagine what would happen if they had a baby? 2.00 Wish You Were Here...? Today 2.30 Country Lives 3.00 ITV News Headlines 3.05 HTV News and Weather 3.15 Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends 3.20 Ripley and Scuff 3.40 Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto! 3.50 MaryKate and Ashley in Action! 4.15 Bounty Hamster This sounds incredible! Bounty Hampster? The mind boggles. 4.30 Seriously Weird 5.00 Crossroads 5.30 Airline 6.00 HTV News 6.30 ITV Evening News7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 Wales this Week 8.00 The Bill 9.00 Serious and Organised 10.00 ITV News at Ten 10.30 Tarrant on TV 11.00 Grounded for Life Sitcom. Ian Grounded is grounded by his mother... who then suddenly dies. Thirty years on, his sentence still stands. Stars David Spade. 11.30 Grounded for Life 12.00 Night and Day 12.55 Now and Again 1.40 The Machine 2.10 Chris Rea in Profile 2.35 Cybernet 3.00 Trisha 3.55 Get Stuffed 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News
6.05 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs Teen soap following the lives of six hobos. ‘Coffeehouse Cockshow’: Rudy is in trouble for exposing himself to a waitress. Sandy considers going to college, but Street’s offer of half a sausage roll makes her think twice. 6.55 RI:SE 9.00 Ysgolion/Schools 12.00 Powerhouse 12.30 Planed Plant Bach 1.15 Pet Rescue 1.45 Diet Another Day Robbie Coltrane Bond spin-off. Epsiode Four: Throatfinger. 2.15 A Place in the Sun 2.45 Fifteen to One 3.15 Countdown 4.00 Planed Plant 5.00 Richard and Judy 6.00 Friends 6.30 Popty Pop Isn’t the Welsh language jaunty? Popty popty popty pop. 7.00 Wedi Wibbly. 7 7.30 Newyddion Niffly wiffly woo woo. 8.00 Pobol y Cwm Pobble obble obble. 8.25 Penwythnos Pws Dewi `Pws' 9.00 I'r Gad: Hanes Cymdeithas yr Iaith Gymraeg 1963-2003 10.00 Slaymaker 10.30 No Going Back TV Desk is forcibly exiled by the Welsh Assembly for claims that their language is ‘jaunty’. 11.30 Frasier 12.00 V Graham Norton 12.30 Alias Do you remember Alias the Jester? I do. 1.25 Autosport International 1.55 FILM: Storm Over the Nile 3.45 Skiing on 4: The Audi Alpine World Cup
6.00 Sunrise 6.30 Beachcomber Bay 6.55 Hi-5 7.30 Make Way for Noddy Noddy runs for the position of mayor of Toytown, but has reckoned without Ms Pink Cat’s sexual overtures. 8.00 Bear in the Big Blue House 8.30 Rolie Polie Olie 9.00 Jay Jay the Jet Plane 9.30 Floyd Uncorked 10.00 The Wright Stuff 11.00 Magnum PI 12.00 five news at noon 12.30 Home and Away 1.00 Family Affairs 1.30 BrainTeaser 2.25 FILM: Columbo: Lovely but Lethal 3.40 FILM: Bonanza: The Next Generation 5.30 five news 6.00 Home and Away 6.30 Family Affairs 7.00 Inside Road to the Super Bowl 7.30 five news 8.00 FILM: Wild Wild West 10.00 FILM: Get Carter Hard-hitting British thriller about a London villain who sets out to avenge the death of his brother. Using ruthless methods, Ian Carter unearths a sordid conspiracy involving drugs, gambling and porn. 12.10 Jonathan Pearce's Football Night 12.50 Dutch Football: PSV Eindhoven v Vitesse Arnhem 2.20 Argentinian Football: Boca Juniors v San Lorenzo 4.00 Argentinian Football: River Plate v Racing Club 5.35 Motorsport Mundial It’s sundial, you idiots.
Thursday 23 January
Television
BBC 1