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Friday 29 November BBC1
BBC2
ITV1
6.00 Breakfast 9.00 Kilroy 10.00 Housecall 11.00 Big Strong Boys 11.30 Trading Up 12.00 Cash in the Attic 12.30 Wipeout 1.00 BBC News; Weather 1.30 Regional News and Weather 1.45 Neighbours 2.05 Quincy 2.55 As Time Goes By 3.25 CBeebies: Fimbles 3.45 CBBC: The Woody Woodpecker Show 4.05 Mona the Vampire 4.15 The Basil Brush Show 4.45 Rugrats 4.55 CBBC at the Fame Academy 5.00 Blue Peter 5.25 Newsround 5.35 Neighbours 6.00 BBC News 6.30 Wales Today 7.00 A Question of Sport 7.30 Top of the Pops 8.00 EastEnders 8.30 Fame Academy 9.30 Have I Got News for You 10.00 BBC News 10.25 Regional News and Weather 10.35 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross 11.20 FILM: Tremors 2: Aftershocks Featuring a tiny, pre-fame version of the sprout-faced boy Leonardo DiCaprio. Ooo, star quality! 1.00 FILM: The Witchfinder General 2.25 Joins BBC News 24 Debates rage between TV Alex and me - Mark Owen: Ming or King? Does the lushness of his arse excuse the mankness of his hair? ...
6.00 Open University: Blue Haven 6.30 They Did It Their Way 7.00 CBBC 9.00 CBeebies 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 CBeebies: Yoho Ahoy 1.05 FILM: Mutiny on the Bounty 3.20 BBC News 3.25 Regional News and Weather 3.30 Living Famously 4.30 Ready Steady Cook 5.15 Weakest Link 6.00 The Simpsons 6.20 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 6.45 Scrum V Live: Pontypridd v Neath 9.00 Gardeners' World 9.30 Building the Impossible: The First Submarine 10.20 Ray Mears's Country Tracks 10.30 Newsnight With Kirsty Wark. 11.00 Newsnight Review 11.35 Later with Jools Holland Featuring Moby, Badly Drawn Boy and Nigeria's Femi Kuti. Respectively: baldie tee-total coporate cock-sucking sex monster, teacosied folkmeister with about one good song in ten, and no goddamn idea. 12.35 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1.15 FILM: The Day the Earth Caught Fire 3.00 BBC Learning Zone: National Test Revision: ReviseWise at Home: KS2 English ...Alex he say: “Ming ming ming! It’s the hair. He mings mercilessly” Amy she say: “Fuck off.”
6.00 GMTV 9.25 Trisha 10.30 This Morning 12.30 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather 1.00 Today with Des and Mel 2.00 Everything Must Go 2.30 HTV Wales News Extra 3.15 Mopatop's Shop 3.25 Hilltop Hospital 3.35 Tiny Planets 3.45 Art Attack 4.05 As Told by Ginger 4.35 Sabrina, the Teenage Witch 5.05 Popstars: The Rivals Extra 5.30 Family Fortunes 6.00 HTV News and Weather 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Tonight with Trevor McDonald 8.30 Celebrity Fit Club 9.00 FILM: There's Something about Mary Sigh. The film that sparked a million spunk jokes comes (fnarr fnarr) to terrestrial TV. So does semen really make a good hairgel? “Yes it does. In fact, I regularly regularly smear my own man gunk into my hair to achieve the perfect style” - Fake TV Steve 11.10 ITV Weekend News 11.40 The Pop Factory 12.45 Dial-a-Date 1.15 FILM: Murderous Intent 2.55 Entertainment Now! 3.20 Today with Des and Mel 4.10 World Football 4.35 Tonight with Trevor McDonald 5.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News
BBC1
BBC2
6.00 CBBC: Chucklewood Critters 6.20 Arthur 6.45 The Woody Woodpecker Show 7.10 Super Duper Sumos 7.35 Yvon of the Yukon 8.00 Looney Tunes 8.35 The Wild Thornberrys 9.00 The Saturday Show 12.00 BBC News; Weather 12.10 Football Focus 1.00 Grandstand 1.10 Boxing: Peter Culshaw v Ncedo Cecane 2.30 Rugby Union: Glasgow v Ulster 4.40 Wales on Saturday 5.20 BBC News; Weather 5.35 Wales Today Regional news. 5.40 Top of the Pops Awards 2002 Oh god. Expect the bane of TV Desk’s life Moronic Shitten to be rewarded for their services to Satan. 7.10 Only Fools and Horses 7.40 The National Lottery: Jet Set 8.15 Casualty 9.05 Daniel Deronda 10.05 BBC News; Weather 10.25 Parkinson 11.25 FILM: Dressed to Kill 1.05 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross 1.50 A Question of Sport 2.25 Top of the Pops 2.55 Joins BBC News 2
6.00 Weekend 24 9.00 BBC News 9.10 HARDtalk 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Kitchen Invaders 12.00 See Hear on Saturday 12.45 Afoot Again in the Past 1.00 Great Railway Journeys 1.55 Film 2002 with Jonathan Ross 2.25 The Great Romances of the Twentieth Century 2.50 Ironside 3.40 FILM: Guys and Dolls 6.05 What the Papers Say 6.15 Flog It! Series in which sado-masochist enthusiasts are given a large horse whip and attempt to convert people in their home town to the joys of being spanked by a man in rubber. Possibly. 7.15 The Singer 8.05 A History of Britain by Simon Schama: The Empire of Good Intentions 9.05 Fame, Set and Match: Child Stars 10.05 Have I Got News for You 10.35 The Entertainers 11.35
Martine ITV1 9.20pm
FILM: The King of Comedy 1.20 FILM: Cape Fear 3.00 BBC Learning Zone: Exam Revision: GCSE Bitesize Revision: Science
FILM: Freddy’s Dead five 12.40pm
S4C
five
6.05 The Hoobs 6.30 The Hoobs 6.55 RI:SE 9.00 Ysgolion/Schools 12.00 Powerhouse 12.30 Planed Plant Bach: Pot Mel 1.00 Channel 4 attheraces from Newbury 3.15 Countdown 4.00 Planed Plant: Uned 5 4.50 Planed Plant: Ffeil 5.00 Celebrity Big Brother Live 6.00 Newyddion 6 6.05 Wedi 6 6.30 Y Rhagalen Wirion Na 7.00 Pobol y Cwm 7.30 Newyddion 8.00 Cefn Gwlad: Teulu Tirlan 8.30 Celebrity Big Brother: The Live Final TV Amy’s Campaign For Mark Owen As CBB King starts here. Let’s give the little pert-arsed pop munchkin a second shot at stardom. Go on - Vote Mark! 9.00 Friends 9.30 The Osbournes 10.00 Celebrity Big Brother Live 11.40 V Graham Norton 12.15 Eurotrash 12.45 The Ashes: Third Test: Australia v England 1.15 Comedy Lab 1.40 FILM: Force 10 from Navarone 3.45 Brazilian Championship Football
6.00 Sunrise 6.30 Havakazoo 6.55 Animal Antics 7.00 Tickle, Patch and Friends 7.30 Make Way for Noddy 7.45 Make Way for Noddy 8.00 Bear in the Big Blue House 8.30 Rolie Polie Olie 9.00 Beachcomber Bay 9.30 The Wright Stuff 11.00 Magnum PI 12.00 five news at noon 12.30 Home and Away 1.00 Family Affairs 1.30 BrainTeaser 2.30 Open House with Gloria Hunniford 3.50 FILM: Alien Nation - Millennium 5.30 five news 6.00 Home and Away 6.30 Family Affairs 7.00 Live with... Chris Moyles 7.30 five news 8.00 Post Mortem 8.30 Britain's Worst Driver 9.00 A Mind to Kill 10.55 FILM: Playback 12.40 FILM: Freddy's Dead Oh no he isn’t! Is it pantomime season yet? 2.10 FILM: For Pete's Sake 3.40 Monsters 4.00 Monsters 4.20 Riptide 5.10 Sons and Daughters 5.35 Sons and Daughters
ITV1
S4C
five
6.00 GMTV 9.25 SMTV Live 11.30 CD:UK 12.30 24Seven 1.00 ITV News; Weather 1.05 HTV News and Weather 1.10 On the Ball 2.00 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 3.00 Doctor Zhivago 4.35 The Goal Rush 5.00 HTV News and Weather Regional news round-up. 5.15 Record of the Year 2002: The Final Countdown Las fucking Ketchup are in the list of the best records of the year. Excuse me, I’ve just got to go and kill myself. 5.40 ITV News 5.55 Blind Date 6.55 Popstars: The Rivals 7.55 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 8.55 Popstars: The Rivals Live 9.20 Martine Martine McCutcheon performs songs from shows in a spectacular tribute to musicals old and new. Nooooooo! Which scum-sucking minion of Beelzebub commisioned this? They should be hurt. And hurt and hurt. And hurt. In fact, there’s just not enough hurt. 10.20 ITV Weekend News 10.30 The Premiership 12.00 Harry Hill's TV Burp 12.30 The Frank Skinner Show 1.15 The District 2.00 Boybands Forever 2.55 CD:UK 3.45 Dial-a-Date 4.10 Entertainment Now! 4.40 Cybernet 5.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News
6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 British Adventure Racing Championships 7.30 World SK8 Masters Featuring Tony Hawk 8.00 Trans World Sport 9.00 The Morning Line 10.00 Sport Talk 10.55 Skiing on 4: The Audi Alpine World Cup 11.55 FILM: Paws 1.30 The Ashes: Third Test: Australia v England 1.55 Channel 4 attheraces from Newbury and Newcastle 4.00 Lost Worlds 5.00 Newyddion a Chwaraeon News and Sport. 5.10 Y Clwb Rygbi: Caeredin a Chaerdydd 7.15 Newyddion a Chwaraeon 7.30 Twrio 8.30 Noson Lawen 9.30 Naw Tan Naw 10.00 Celebrity Big Brother Best Bits 11.00 The Ultimate Chart: The UK's Official 100 Best-Selling Singles 2.00 Late Night Poker 3.25 FILM: Mary Shelley's Frankenstein Ah, Kenny Kenny Kenny Branagh, you thin-lipped theatrical god. Emma Thompson may have ditched you for Greg Wise, but I’ll stand by you. Except when it comes to this film, which is a steaming pile of baby spew. Still, it does feature a mutilated Helena Bonham-Carter. Which is nice.
6.00 Russell Grant's Postcards 6.10 Fit for the Wild 6.35 Fit for the Wild 7.00 Sunrise 7.55 Shake! 8.00 Gadget and the Gadgetinis 8.30 Beyblade 8.55 Dan Dare 9.30 Xcalibur 10.00 Max Steel 10.30 Hercules: the Legendary Journeys 11.25 The Adventures of Sinbad 12.20 The Edit 12.55 Popular 1.50 Harry and Cosh 2.20 Cleopatra 2525 2.50 Pop 3.20 Home and Away Omnibus 5.25 FILM: Dragonheart: A New Beginning 7.00 Charmed 7.50 Dark Angel 8.40 five news and sport 9.05 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10.00 Law and Order 11.00 The Shield 12.00 FILM: Mind Breakers 1.35 FILM: Little Mo Woo! Eastenders mentalist punch bag Little Maureen Slater gets her own biopic, charting her rise from teenage soft-porn star (well, this is Channel Five) to respectable member of the Albert Square community. If you’re an Eastenders fan, don’t miss this. (NB - some or all of this listing may be false.) 4.00 Russell Grant's Postcards 4.05 Monsters 4.25 First Wave 5.10 Sons and Daughters 5.35 Sons and Daughters
Saturday 30 November