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Thursday 24 October BBC 2
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6.00 Breakfast 9.00 Kilroy 10.00 City Hospital 11.00 Garden Invaders 11.30 House Invaders 12.00 Bargain Hunt 12.30 Wipeout 1.00 BBC News 1.30 Regional News 1.45 Neighbours 2.05 Doctors 2.35 Murder, She Wrote 3.25 Fimbles 3.45 The Woody Woodpecker Show 4.05 The Mummy 4.25 Looney Tunes 4.30 Call the Shots 4.55 CBBC at the Fame Academy 5.00 Byker Grove Mukasa, Bradley, Stumpy and Anjali throw message bottles off Millennium Bridge to remember their loved ones. Which works how? Dumb fuckers. 5.25 Newsround 5.35 Neighbours Max gets to grips with fatherhood. An incestuous ‘fnarr’ for Max, then. 6.00 BBC News 6.30 Wales Today 7.00 Fame Academy 7.30 EastEnders Sonia and Jamie look to the future. And find nothing but visions of grease and lard. 8.00 My Family 8.30 Changing Rooms Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen comes up with a look combining `sporty urban bachelor with Mr Darcy'. Don’t get too excited, Amy. 9.00 Crimewatch UK 10.00 BBC News 10.25 Regional News and Weather 10.35 Crimewatch UK Update 10.45 Question Time 11.45 Dragon's Eye 12.15 FILM: A Cry in the Dark 2.15 Sign Zone: Holiday: You Call the Shots 2.45 Joins BBC News 24
6.00 Catalysts against Pollution 6.30 The Wheels of Innovation 7.00 Sheeep 7.10 Blue Peter 7.35 The Woody Woodpecker Show 8.00 CBBC at the Fame Academy 8.05 Dennis the Menace 8.30 The Wild Thornberrys 9.00 CBBC Pack 'Em and Stack 'Em 9.25 Looney Tunes 9.30 Taz-Mania v Yvon of the Yukon 10.00 Looney Tunes 10.05 Taz-Mania v Yvon of the Yukon 10.30 Andy Pandy 10.40 Fimbles 11.00 Tweenies 11.25 Pingu 11.30 Teletubbies 12.00 Taxi 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 Teletubbies 1.10 FILM: One Good Turn 2.40 Assembly Live 3.20 News 3.25 Regional News 3.30 Escape to the Country 4.30 Ready Steady Cook 5.15 Weakest Link 6.00 The Simpsons 6.20 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 6.45 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 7.30 Showtime Wales 8.00 Home Front in the Garden 8.30 Rick Stein's Food Heroes 9.00 Wild New World: Edge of the Ice 9.50 Look around You 10.00 The League of Gentlemen 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 America's Cup 12.00 Despatch Box 12.30 Open Science 1.05 Lab Detectives 1.25 The Next Big Thing 2.00 The Sunbaskers 2.30 The Chemistry of Survival 3.00 Venus Unveiled 3.30 Curriculum Development 4.00 Espana Viva 9-10 5.00 Working in Construction
6.00 GMTV 9.25 Trisha 10.30 This Morning 12.00 This Morning: Popstars Extra 12.30 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather 1.00 Today with Des and Mel 2.05 Never Had It So Good 2.30 Soft Sell 3.00 ITV News Headlines 3.05 HTV News and Weather 3.15 Mopatop's Shop 3.25 Construction Site 3.35 Tiny Planets 3.45 Brilliant Creatures 4.05 The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius 4.35 Harry and the Wrinklies 5.05 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 5.30 Family Fortunes 6.00 HTV News 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Syd makes headway with Angie. Fnarr-o-rama! 7.30 Wales this Week 8.00 The Bill 10.00 ITV News at Ten 10.30 The Ferret 11.00 Tarrant on TV 11.30 From War to Westminster 12.00 Barry Welsh Is Coming 12.30 Night and Day 1.25 ITV at the Festivals 2002 2.20 Joe Strummer - In Profile Maybe it will answer the perennial question of why someone who fronted one of the best bands ever now spends his days making listless faux-world music shit. I’m still gonna listen to London Calling when I get home though. And so should you all. 2.45 Mixmasters 3.10 Cybernet 3.35 Motorsport UK 4.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News
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BBC 2
6.00 Breakfast 9.00 Kilroy 10.00 City Hospital 11.00 Garden Invaders 11.30 House Invaders 12.00 Bargain Hunt 12.30 Wipeout 1.00 News 1.30 Regional News 1.45 Neighbours 2.05 Doctors 2.35 Murder, She Wrote 3.25 Fimbles 3.45 The Woody Woodpecker Show 4.05 Mona the Vampire 4.15 The Basil Brush Show 4.45 Rugrats 4.55 CBBC at the Fame Academy 5.00 Blue Peter 5.25 Newsround 5.35 Neighbours Connor asks Libby to become his tutor. *raises eyebrow* Tutor in what, precisely? 6.00 News 6.30 Wales Today 7.00 A Question of Sport 7.30 Top of the Pops 8.00 EastEnders Jamie's advert appears in the Walford Gazette. Presumably selling all the grease he’s been able to wring out of his hair as fuel. 8.30 Fame Academy Shania Twain is on hand to offer advice. They’ll probably take it, too. 9.30 Have I Got News for You 10.00 News 10.25 Regional News 10.35 Mike Doyle 11.05 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross 11.50 FILM: The Big Hit 1.20 FILM: The Sorcerers 2.45 Joins BBC News 24
6.00 The Arch Never Sleeps 6.30 Out of the Blue? 7.00 Sheeep 7.10 Call the Shots 7.35 The Woody Woodpecker Show 8.00 CBBC at the Fame Academy 8.05 Dennis the Menace 8.30 The Wild Thornberrys 9.00 CBBC Pack 'Em and Stack 'Em 9.25 Looney Tunes 9.30 Big Kids v The Story of Tracey Beaker 10.00 Looney Tunes 10.05 Big Kids v The Story of Tracey Beaker 10.30 Bob the Builder 10.40 Fimbles 11.00 Tweenies 11.25 Pingu 11.30 Teletubbies 12.00 Taxi 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 Teletubbies 1.10 Yoho Ahoy 1.15 The Phil Silvers Show 1.40 FILM: Love on the Dole 3.20 News 3.30 Escape to the Country 4.30 Ready Steady Cook 5.15 Weakest Link 6.00 The Simpsons 6.20 Fresh Prince of Bel Air 6.45 Scrum V Live 9.00 Great Britons 10.00 Gardeners' World 10.30 Newsnight 11.35 Later with Jools Holland 12.35 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1.20 FILM: Oh, What a Night 3.00 BBC Learning Zone: Secondary Schools: AS Guru: English 1 4.00 AS Guru: General Studies 1
Have I Got News For You BBC1 9.30pm
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6.05 The Hoobs 6.30 The Hoobs 6.55 RI:SE 9.00 Hang Time 9.25 Popworld 9.55 Taina 10.25 Futurama 11.00 Smallville: Superman the Early Years 12.00 Don Roaming 12.30 Planed Plant Bach: Plismon Puw 12.50 Planed Plant Bach: Bwmp 12.55 Planed Plant Bach: Gwib 1.00 Planed Plant Bach: Criw Babalw 1.05 Planed Plant Bach: Wil Cwac Cwac 1.15 Pet Rescue 1.45 Howard Goodall's Great Dates 2.45 Fifteen to One 3.15 Countdown 4.00 Planed Plant: Noc Noc 4.50 Planed Plant: Ffeil 5.00 Richard and Judy 6.00 Newyddion 6 6.05 Wedi 6 6.30 Dudley 7.00 Pobol y Cwm 7.30 Newyddion 8.00 Siopa Byw 8.30 Bob a'i Fam 9.00 Cof Patagonia 9.30 Forever Summer with Nigella 10.00 Brookside Ali and Stuart prove a handful for Debbie. I’m sure she has big enough hands, though - fnarr! 10.30 V Graham Norton CUNT! 11.05 Y Sesiwn Hwyr 12.05 Model Behaviour 12.35 Alias 1.30 FILM: They Who Dare 3.30 5 Nations Karting 3.55 Quest for the Lost City
6.00 Sunrise 6.30 Havakazoo 6.50 Animal Antics 6.55 Tickle, Patch and Friends 7.30 Make Way for Noddy 7.45 Make Way for Noddy 8.00 Bear in the Big Blue House 8.30 Barney 9.00 Gadget and the Gadgetinis 9.30 The Wright Stuff 11.00 Magnum PI 12.00 five news at noon 12.30 Home and Away 1.00 Family Affairs 1.30 BrainTeaser 2.30 Open House with Gloria Hunniford 3.40 FILM: Escape to Mindanao 5.30 five news 6.00 Home and Away Hayley finds herself in an inexplicable situation. That’d be why she appears to be in a low-rent version of Neighbours watched by approximately two people, then. Get out of it, girl, before it’s too late. You saw what happened to Dannii Minogue. 6.30 Family Affairs 7.00 Live with... Chris Moyles 7.30 five news 7.35 Live Football 10.00 FILM: Code of Silence Some US cop shit. Imagine, you could kill everyone involved in this film and it’d be no great loss to the world. 12.00 Major League Baseball: World Series - Game Five 4.30 Major League Soccer - Cup Final
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6.00 GMTV 9.25 Trisha 10.30 This Morning 12.00 This Morning: Popstars Extra 12.30 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather 1.00 Today with Des and Mel 2.05 Never Had It So Good 2.30 HTV Wales News Extra 3.15 Mopatop's Shop 3.25 Hilltop Hospital 3.35 Tiny Planets 3.45 Art Attack 4.10 As Told by Ginger 4.35 Sabrina, the Teenage Witch 5.05 Popstars: The Rivals Extra 5.30 Nuts and Bolts 6.00 HTV News 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Tonight with Trevor McDonald 8.30 Celebrity Fit Club Ann Widdecombe is persuaded onto a trampoline. Please don’t tell me that she’ll be bouncing around on our TV screens. Disturbing wobbly scenes ahoy. 9.00 FILM: Die Hard 2 11.15 ITV Weekend News 11.45 The Pop Factory 12.15 Veronica's Closet 12.50 Dial-aDate 1.20 Turks 2.10 Entertainment Now! 2.35 Sinead O'Connor: In Profile Sinead O’Connor is an absolute legend. Pity that the people who produce her albums seem to be intent on turning her into MOR shite. 3.00 Today with Des and Mel 3.55 World Football 4.20 Tonight with Trevor McDonald 4.45 Get Stuffed 4.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News
6.05 The Hoobs 6.30 The Hoobs 6.55 RI:SE 9.00 Hang Time 9.25 Popworld 9.55 Taina 10.25 Futurama 11.00 Smallville: Superman the Early Years 12.00 Don Roaming 12.30 Planed Plant Bach: Pot Mel 1.00 Pet Rescue 1.25 Fifteen to One 1.55 Countdown 2.40 Channel 4 attheraces from Newbury 3.45 Postmodern Pastimes 4.00 Planed Plant: Uned 5 4.50 Planed Plant: Ffeil 5.00 Richard and Judy 6.00 Newyddion 6 6.05 Wedi 6 6.35 Y Rhagalen Wirion Na 7.00 Pobol y Cwm 7.30 Newyddion 8.00 Da 'Di Dil 'De 8.30 Cefn Gwlad: John Felingwm 9.00 Driven Can you buy a car for 500 pounds and drive non-stop to the Sahara? Who gives a fuck? 9.30 Friends Does anyone watch this any more? I just amuse myself with videos of back When It Was Good. 10.00 Brookside Vaguely heard that this might be axed. It’ll be missed by no-one. 10.35 V Graham Norton CUNT! 11.05 The Q Awards The award show for Travis and Dido fans. Coffee tables may feature heavily. 12.05 Model Behaviour 12.35 This Is So Solid Shit documentary, increasingly selfparodic band, good tunes. Oxide & Neutrino are much better on their own though. 1.35 FILM: Dangerous Game 3.35 Brazilian Championship Football
6.00 Sunrise 6.30 Havakazoo 6.50 Animal Antics 6.55 Tickle, Patch and Friends 7.30 Make Way for Noddy 7.45 Make Way for Noddy 8.00 Bear in the Big Blue House 8.30 Barney 9.00 Gadget and the Gadgetinis 9.30 The Wright Stuff 11.00 Magnum PI 12.00 five news at noon 12.30 Home and Away 1.00 Family Affairs 1.30 BrainTeaser 2.30 Open House with Gloria Hunniford 3.35 FILM: Anything to Survive 5.30 five news 6.00 Home and Away 6.30 Family Affairs 7.00 Live with... Chris Moyles 7.30 five news 8.00 Mapping Murder: Crime and Motion Fuck all on this channel tonight, so here’s pointing you towards Jools Holland on BBC2. It features appearances from Paul Weller, Queens of the Stone Age, Orchestra Baobab and Beth Gibbons. Respectively: tosser who’s outgrown any use he may have once had; awesome, awesome band; intriguing; a woman who brings tears to even hard-hearted TV Desk’s eyes with the sheer beauty of her voice. Looks like a good one tonight then! 8.30 Britain's Worst Driver 9.00 A Mind to Kill 10.55 FILM: Wild Orchid 2 12.55 FILM: Zero Effect 2.50 FILM: Miracles 4.10 Russell Grant's Postcards 4.20 Riptide 5.10 Sons and Daughters 5.35 Sons and Daughters
Friday 25 October
Television
BBC 1
The Weakest Link BBC2 5.15pm