In this Weeks Issue:

Page 3-The Heart and Soul of Funeralopolis

In this on-going saga, I begin to feel like that dude Happy Gilmore, the aspiring hockey player finding unlikely success as a golfer, going as far now as to review a b**k. I know it's insane but this is where we are now. Dan Franklin's Come My Fanatics book sums up everything we are about at Funeralopolis, call it a manifesto and we feel regardless of medium, it carries our message and therefore must be reviewed.

Page 10-Cooking and Fucking

Porn makes its triumphant return back in to the zine. We thought we'd give this one a break for a few issues after getting lost in some pretty dark corners. Call it a sabbatical for the sake of sanity. However, we're back now to seeing the funny side of it all again and will continue our journey through the history of cinemas ugly sister. Block out the skies, lock the doors, grab some tinned tuna and take a seat in Lance Wormstrong's basement bunker. Tonight there will be a sexually charged double bill. Yes, two Lasse Braun movies. Celebrate like its Christmas. Porn is back.

Page 14-I Dream of Mushroom Clouds

Paul Schrader has already come out and said that Oppenheimer is one of the best movies of this century. We want to add to that and say it's one of the best films of all time. Fully aware this puts us in with the Nolan fan boys but sometimes you've got to admit defeat. What's good is good. This piece seeks to explore just how a pop stylist with boring politics, who regularly faces criticisms for creating empty movies could move away from fiction to fact and carve one of the finest character studies there has ever been in cinema. Kelly tries to enjoy his first few nights in a new city whilst mushroom clouds and visions of the apocalypse invade his dreams. A journey that will take you beneath the sheets and beneath the planet of the apes.