In this weeks Issue:

Page 1-Kung Fu Kelly Returns

Hotly debated with myself whether only three articles this month was sufficient. Last thing I want to do is short change people or appear as though operating at minimal effort. Each piece is very long and any more would risk being overbearing. My mind was put at ease when I remembered lots of good things come in threes, like Nirvana. Those guys went on to create some of the best music known to man and they were only a trio. Anyway, our first review is of John Wick: Chapter 4. Joining us once again is our action afficionado Sheldon Coltrane. So in the words of the boys, Load up on guns and bring your friends.

Page 12-Balthazar's Deconstructed Shandy

In perhaps the longest review of Scream 6 currently out there, we go over the history of postmodernism in film and this means returning to the very beginning when images were first put together in a deliberate sequence or montage. Follow it through from the Soviets to the Nazis, political propaganda, Godard, Sylvester Stallone and Scream. Finally, ending with an alternative suggestion to Scream that is a little more inspiring. Sequences are broken down like a fire arm and put back in bizarre new orders. No doubt it will leave you confounded and wondering was all that necessary? But would you have it any other way? Pull up a chair and join us to hear all about Balthazar's Deconstructed Shandy.

Page 27-Concrete Jungle: Animals are After Me

Music lovers are not going to want to skip this one. The 4K re-release of Joe Massot's 1981 film Dance Craze is used as a talking point to cover just what exactly makes for a great music documentary. Kelly and Bonehead Bill decided to take a break from their own concrete jungle and venture out to a real jungle to appease their dirty sexual appetites. Out there in wilderness they confront all kinds of untold horrors that will take them to the Windy City Chicago, Sunny Florida and the edge of their own sanity.