Archie McPhee 2023-2024 by Mary Salter

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WE’RE FOR THE BIRDS! Over the last few years, we’ve developed complicated relationships with the birds in our yards. At first, the only thing that seemed to make them distinct was their coloring and size. But, as we continued to feed them, we began to see their big personalities. It went from watching birds eat from a feeder to witnessing a Game of Thrones level drama between robins and bluejays for world dominance.

GOTH CATS Some cats are a little bit different. Their souls seem to be a constant swirl of misty darkness and they are barely able to put up with your happiness and attempts to amuse them. These soft vinyl Goth Cats, between 2½" (6.3 cm) and 2¾" (6.9 cm) tall, come in four different styles to show off their adorable darkness and ennui. You could also call them emo, but they find your attempts to classify them exhausting. 24 count. Individually tagged with a UPC sticker. Illustrated display box.

13058. $2.25/pc (24 pc minimum) 39048 13058

It’s all very relaxing. That’s why we’ve developed a whole line of bird products that go beyond the generic. Our jays are mischievous, our robins cute but calculating, and our crows are clever tricksters who are smarter than you think. Try a few birds in your shop. When you check your inventory, you won’t believe how fast they flew the coop. Thanks, Archie McPhee

CLEANING KITTIES Cats and cleanliness go hand in paw. Of course, while they enjoy cleaning themselves, let's just say they don’t have any shame about doing it at any time or anywhere. These soft vinyl Cleaning Kitties figures celebrate their prideful personal hygiene with three different poses. They vary between 1¼" (3.2 cm) and 2¼" (5.7 cm) tall. The perfect present for cat owners with no judgment. Individually tagged with a UPC sticker. 24 count assortment. Illustrated display box.

13047. $2.00/pc (24 pc minimum)

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BIGFOOT BASECAMP

AVAILABLE

Maybe there are no good pictures of Bigfoot because he’s MID SEPT 2023 so tiny. The Bigfoot Basecamp has all the things you need to create the scene of a surprised camper trying to snap a picture as Bigfoot approaches. You can take the itty bitty soft vinyl figures, between ½" (1.2 cm) and 13⁄₈" (3.4 cm) tall, out of the box and play with them or leave them inside as a desktop display. Comes with eight pieces, everything you need from trees to Bigfoot to a campfire! Acetate box with illustrated tray.

13076. $6.00/pc (8 pc minimum) 7

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ITTY BITTY GARGOYLES

MURDER OF CROWS

Gargoyles are the protectors of buildings and personal space. The only problem is they’re too huge to protect your apartment or desk at work. This set of four different 11∕8" (2.9 cm) tall, hard vinyl gargoyles is prepared to keep evil at bay as they perch on your computer monitor. Illustrated window box with Velcro flap.

13013. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

12987. $4.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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This set of four differently posed crows just want to decorate your space or sit comfortably in the matchbox style package they come in. Each of these corvid cuties is made of hard vinyl and is between 1" (2.5 cm) to 1¼" (3.1 cm) tall. They even come with their own nest! Illustrated box.

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GLOW CATS

ANTS!

This assortment of six different glow in the dark soft vinyl cats, approximately 1" (2.5 cm), not only provides companionship, but also illuminations! 72 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

These abnormally large ants are 2¾" (7 cm) long and made of hard vinyl. They come in a set of two-each of three shades – six ants per package. Acetate box with illustrated backing card.

12732. 50¢/pc (72 pc minimum)

12983. $4.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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HAPPY AXOLOTLS We almost didn't make these adorable 3" (7.6 cm) long, soft vinyl axolotls just because we didn't know how to spell “axolotl.” But, after we saw how freaking adorable they are, we couldn't help ourselves. These amphibious salamanders come in four glorious colors. 24 count. Individually tagged with a UPC sticker. Illustrated display box.

12979. $2.25/pc (24 pc minimum) 7

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BOX OF AXOLOTLS It’s the axolotl family you’ve always dreamed of having! This Box of Axolotls contains two large, 3" (7.6 cm) long and two small, 1¼" (3.1 cm) long axolotls. The box slides open like a matchbox, revealing a tiny observation window for watching your axolotls when they’re just hanging out. These tiny drops of adorable are made of soft vinyl and come in two shades. Eight count. Illustrated display box.

13026. $4.75/pc (8 pc minimum) 7

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MEDITATING AXOLOTLS These happy little lizards have obviously discovered some secret of enlightenment, just look at their knowing smiles. These 2" (5.1 cm) tall, soft vinyl collectible figures come in an assortment of three colors: white, pink and green. Individually tagged with a UPC sticker. 24 count. Illustrated display box.

13029. $2.25/pc (24 pc minimum) 7

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A COLLECTION OF MINI MUSHROOMS This Collection of Mini Mushrooms is a set of eight soft vinyl magical mushrooms each with its own stand. They are all based on real mushrooms, brightly colored and vary in size from 13/8" (3.4 cm) to 1¾" (4.4 cm) tall. Comes in a deluxe illustrated box with acetate cover.

12996. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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MEDITATING MUSHROOMS

MEDITATING BIGFOOT

When you see mushrooms in the forest sitting in a ring, it might be that they’re just on a meditation retreat. These 21/8" (5.4 cm) tall, soft vinyl collectible figures come in an assortment of two different shades. Each is individually tagged with a UPC sticker. 24 count. Illustrated display box.

You can place these 2" (5.1 cm) tall, soft vinyl collectible figures anywhere you might experience stress or they can accompany you on a much-needed retreat. They come in an assortment of three colors: brown, tan and white. Each is individually tagged with a UPC sticker. 24 count. Illustrated display box.

12982. $2.25/pc (24 pc minimum)

12960. $2.25/pc (24 pc minimum)

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GROOV'N BIGFOOT ERASERS These 2" (5 cm) tall, Groov’n Bigfoot Erasers come in an assortment of four day-glow colors designed to freak out the squares. Each color (pink, orange, blue and green) lines up with one of Bigfoot’s chakras. Or so I’ve been told. Each is individually tagged with a UPC sticker. 24 count. Illustrated display box.

13019. $2.00/pc (24 pc minimum) 7

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SQUISHY HEDGEHOG This Squishy Hedgehog thinks he’s ferocious with impressive quills, but don’t tell him that he’s really just a delightful, cute, squeezable ball. That’s right, this 4½" (11.4 cm) tall, soft rubber (TPR) hedgehog is not only adorable but also feels soft and squishy as it nestles in the palm of your hand. The perfect fierce friend to get you through tough times. Illustrated cellophane bag.

13051. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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SPLAT POSSUM This possum loves being splatted! Whether you are dropping it or throwing it as hard as possible, this possum will take it with a devious grin. Angry? Splat the possum! Happy? Celebrate with a possum toss! Splat Possum is appropriate for expressing a whole range of emotions. This 5½" (14 cm) tall, soft rubber (TPR) Splat Possum is filled with sand. If you throw him, he changes shape, but you can mold him back to his original possumsness. Illustrated cellophane bag.

13060. $9.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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SQUISHY BIGFOOT BFF This squishy fellow wants to be your BFF (Bigfoot Friend Forever). Squishy Bigfoot is a 6" (15.2 cm) tall, soft rubber (TPR) lump of malleable mush that you’ll want to hug and squeeze. His reassuring grin seems to say, “Why are you taking everything so seriously? Follow me into the woods and we’ll live forever carefree.” Detoxify your friend group by adding a squeezable cryptozoological ride or die. Illustrated cellophane bag.

13023. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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SURPRISE POPPING POSSUM

SURPRISE POPPING ALLEY CAT This unassuming Surprise Popping Alley Cat looks like a little trash can, but when you squeeze it, SURPRISE! It’s an alley cat with a notch in its ear and clutching a rancid fishbone. The (pre-kitty pop) can is 27/16" (6.1 cm) tall and made of soft rubber (TPR). Three different shades. 12 count in an illustrated display box. Illustrated tag.

13032. $5.10/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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SQUAWKING PIGEON

If you see the Surprise Popping Possum sitting on a table, you’d think, look at that adorable little trash can. Then, when you pick it up and squeeze, SURPRISE! A possum pops out in all its horrifying glory. The (prepossum pop) can is 27/16" (6.1 cm) tall and made of soft rubber (TPR). Inspired by reallife occurrences. 12 count in an illustrated display box. Illustrated tag.

13041. $5.10/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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SQUEAK PICKLE

For too long, chickens have claimed the mantle of world’s funniest bird. No longer! Now this 10" (25.4 cm) long, soft vinyl Squawking Pigeon is taking a break from perching on statues to squawk whenever you squeeze it. It’s a major coo for us to have this exclusive advancement in bird hilarity technology. Illustrated hangtag.

In the Archie McPhee laboratories, we wondered what would happen if we crossed our Squawking Chicken with a pickle. The results of this experiment are as hilarious as they are disturbing. Squeeze this 6¼" (15.8 cm) tall, soft vinyl Squeak Pickle and it will emit a squeak from its green beak. Pickles can do more than yodel! Illustrated hangtag.

12969. $5.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

13028. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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PURRRLY KITTY IN A BOX

SUNNY THE HAPPY BLOBFISH While it’s in the water, a blobfish looks like any other fish, but as soon as you take it out, it transforms into a cartoonishly sad human face. This stretchy, sticky TPR blobfish is 5" (12.7 cm) long. Its dour face will brighten your day! That’s why we named him Sunny. Acetate box with illustrated stand.

Cats love boxes. This 4¼" (10.7 cm) long Purrrly Kitty stress cat, made of soft polyurethane foam, has reached a state of complete relaxation after climbing into her cardboard box. You can eliminate your stress by removing her from her included reusable cardboard box, telling her what a perfect kitty she is, squeezing her and then putting her back for easy storage. All of the cat affection you want with none of the biting and scratching. Comes in two assorted colors. Acetate box with illustrated tray.

13046. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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12879. $4.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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STRESS WEREWOLF

Squishy polyurethane foam. 3¼" (8.3 cm). Light strawberry scent. Net bag with illustrated header.

12965. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 39048 12965

STRESS POSSUM Squishy polyurethane foam. 4" (10.2 cm). Net bag with illustrated header.

12954. $4.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

GROANING BLOBFISH Some people describe the blobfish’s expression as dour or grumpy, we just accept its resting blob-face for what it is: reality. When you squeeze this 7¼" (18.4 cm) long, soft vinyl fish, he lets out a satisfying oink-like groan that describes just how his day is going. This product is to grumps what the rubber chicken is to jokesters. Illustrated hangtag.

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STRESS MANATEE Squishy polyurethane foam. 5½" (14 cm). Net bag with illustrated header.

12809. $4.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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13001. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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ITTY BITTY TOOLS

ITTY BITTY FOREST

This set of eight tiny tools with a toolbox just big enough to hold them provides enough soft vinyl tools to tackle all your smallscale problems. At between ⁷⁄₈" (2.2 cm) and 1¼" (3.1 cm) long, the tools fit in the included 1⁵⁄₈" (4.1 cm) long toolbox. Illustrated bag of eight Itty Bitty Tools.

This set of nine Itty Bitty Trees, between 1" (2.5 cm) and 13∕8" (3.4 cm) tall, are made of soft vinyl and stand on their own. They come in three different styles in three different forest-forward colors. Pairs well with our Itty Bitty Bigfoot. Illustrated bag of nine Itty Bitty Trees.

13079. $4.50/bag of 8 (12 bag minimum)

13067. $4.50/bag of 9 (12 bag minimum)

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ITTY BITTY BODY PARTS

ITTY BITTY BONES

These tiny organs, between ¾" (1.9 cm) and 1¼" (3.2 cm) long, are made of soft vinyl and are perfect for grossing out friends. They come in three different semi-realistic colors. Illustrated bag of 14 organs.

This set of random, soft vinyl bones between ¾" (1.9 cm) and 1¾" (4.4 cm) long is perfect for petite pirates or tiny Halloween displays. Not only that, they glow in the dark! Illustrated bag of 10 Itty Bitty Bones.

13074. $4.50/bag of 14 (12 bag minimum)

13062. $4.50/bag of 10 (12 bag minimum)

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ITTY BITTY HANDS

ITTY BITTY TROPHIES

Put these tiny hands on the ends of pencils or chopsticks. Carry some in your pocket for those times when an extra hand would be handy. This is an illustrated bag of 12 soft vinyl, 1½" (3.8 cm) long hands. Two skin tones included.

While we appreciate the things other people do for us, not everything is worthy of a full-size trophy. These 1¼" (3.1 cm) tall, soft vinyl trophies come in two different colors (gold and silver). Illustrated bag of eight Itty Bitty Trophies.

13025. $4.50/bag of 12 (12 bag minimum)

13053. $4.50/bag of 8 (12 bag minimum)

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ITTY BITTY TRASH

ITTY BITTY CITY CRITTERS

That miniature world in your imagination is far too tidy! We’ve solved that problem with Itty Bitty Trash, made from soft vinyl. The sizes of the six different kinds of trash vary between ½" (1.2 cm) and 1¼" (3.1 cm) long. Illustrated bag of 10 Itty Bitty Trash.

Sure, they cause messes and damage your property, but the animals that live in the city are also adorable. These soft vinyl Itty Bitty City Critters come in four different styles between ¾" (1.9 cm) and 13/8" (3.4 cm) long. Illustrated bag of eight assorted Itty Bitty City Critters.

13057. $4.50/bag of 10 (12 bag minimum)

13081. $4.50/bag of 8 (12 bag minimum)

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Each soft vinyl alien is 13/8" (3.4 cm) tall and glows in the dark. Each set includes four different styles of aliens, including one cloaked leader who will direct them to take over the world! Illustrated bag of nine Itty Bitty Aliens.

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ITTY BITTY BIGFOOT

ITTY BITTY ALIENS

13070. $4.50/bag of 9 (12 bag minimum)

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Hide a tiny Bigfoot in a potted plant and you’ve changed a philodendron into a mysterious fantasy-land! These Itty Bitty Bigfoot have a tiny base so you can stand them up on almost any flat surface. This is an illustrated bag of eight soft vinyl, 13∕8" (3.4 cm) tall Bigfoot.

13036. $4.50/bag of 8 (12 bag minimum) 7

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ITTY BITTY RUBBER CHICKENS

ITTY BITTY WHALES

Rubber Chickens are funny, so that means Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens are not only hilarious, but also adorable. This is an illustrated bag of 12 hard vinyl, 1½" (3.8 cm) chickens. Great as a set, but you can also take them out and sell them individually.

Each Itty Bitty Whale has a spray of water shooting out of its blowhole. Just imagine how tiny the plankton they eat must be. These are real mini-Mobys. This is an illustrated bag of eight soft vinyl, 1¼" (3.1 cm) long whales. Whales in four different shades.

12593. $4.50/bag of 12 (12 bag minimum)

13039. $4.50/bag of 8 (12 bag minimum)

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ITTY BITTY MUSHROOMS

ITTY BITTY POISON DART FROGS

At between ¾" (1.9 cm) and 7∕8" (2.2 cm) tall, these soft vinyl fungi will bring out your inner goblin. With four different styles and three colors in each style, you won’t get bored anytime soon. Illustrated bag of 12 Itty Bitty Mushrooms.

These colorful frogs are about the size, 1" (2.5 cm) long, of actual poison dart frogs. Comes in two fetching frog poses with six different color combos. Made of soft vinyl. Illustrated bag of six Itty Bitty Poison Dart Frogs.

13048. $4.50/bag of 12 (12 bag minimum)

13045. $4.50/bag of 6 (12 bag minimum)

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ITTY BITTY AXOLOTLS

ITTY BITTY BLOBFISH

These baby, 1¼" (3.1 cm) long axolotls made of soft vinyl are like eight of the best friends you’ve ever had, always ready with a smile and a reassuring thought. Sell them by the bag or open and sell them individually. Illustrated bag of eight axolotls.

Need a friend? These tiny, 1¼" (3.1 cm) long blobfish made of soft vinyl come in a school of 12. Sell them by the bag or open and sell them individually. Illustrated bag of 12 blobfish.

13020. $4.50/bag of 8 (12 bag minimum) 7

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13016. $4.50/bag of 12 (12 bag minimum) 7

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ITTY BITTY SNAILS

ITTY BITTY TARDIGRADES

These minuscule gastropods are between 1¼" (3.1 cm) and 1½" (3.8 cm) long, made of soft vinyl and are the most adorable thing to ever carry their house on their back. Assortment of three different positioned snails in nine different colors. Illustrated bag of nine Itty Bitty Snails.

Okay, so actual tardigrades are much smaller than our Itty Bitty Tardigrades, but if we called them Colossal Tardigrades, people would be very confused. This is an illustrated bag of 12 soft vinyl, 1" (2.5 cm) long tardigrades in two different shades.

13043. $4.50/bag of 9 (12 bag minimum)

13031. $4.50/bag of 12 (12 bag minimum)

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FANTASTIC FINGER MONSTERS These new Fantastic Finger Monsters answer the question, what would happen if a monster scientist decided to speed up evolution and create mutant Finger Monsters from the future? These new, superior monsters have tails, scales and nails to impale. Between 1¾" (4.4 cm) and 2¼" (5.7 cm) tall, there are six different styles of soft vinyl monsters. Each style has two different color schemes for a total of 12 monsters. 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

13035. $1.50/pc (48 pc minimum) 7

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FINGER MONSTERS

GLOW-IN-THE-DARK FINGER MONSTERS

2" (5.1 cm) tall. Soft vinyl. Eight different styles. Bulk. 60 in each illustrated display box.

2" (5.1 cm) tall. Soft vinyl. Same eight styles as our Deluxe Finger Monsters, but these glow in the dark. 60 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

09181. $1.00/pc (60 pc minimum) 7

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12694. $1.00/pc (60 pc minimum) 7

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BLACK AND WHITE FINGER MONSTERS

GLOW FINGER ZOMBIES

2" (5.1 cm) tall. Soft vinyl. Same eight styles as our Deluxe Finger Monsters, but in grayscale. 60 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

1¾" (4.4 cm) to 2" (5.1 cm) tall. Soft vinyl. Glow in the dark. Five different styles. Bulk. 60 in each illustrated display box.

12764. $1.00/pc (60 pc minimum)

11815. $1.00/pc (60 pc minimum)

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CROW IN A PEANUT

PIGEON IN A PEANUT

Crows love peanuts. So, if there were a fantasy world where crows drove around when they were tired of flying, of course their car would be shaped like a peanut! This pull-back corvid car is 5" (12.7 cm) long and made of soft vinyl and plastic. Pull the crow back and send it off to its daily cawmute to work. Illustrated box.

When we started our fleet of alliterative peanut cars, we never considered that pigeons might want to drive instead of fly. This pullback peanut piloted by a pigeon is 5" (12.7 cm) long, has four wheels and is made of soft vinyl and plastic. Just pull this pigeon back, release and watch it drive off into a beautiful dream world in search of spiritual fulfillment. Illustrated box.

13082. $5.00/pc (4 pc minimum) 7

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13038. $5.00/pc (4 pc minimum)

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POSSUM IN A PEANUT

PUG IN A PEANUT

Welcome to a magical land that looks like the idyllic countryside of a children’s book, but is truly an improbable place where alliterative animals drive around in legume cars. This pull-back peanut piloted by a possum is 5" (12.7 cm) long, has four wheels and is made of soft vinyl and plastic. We consider this toy to be a trans-dimensional portal into a superior reality. Illustrated box.

Come with us to a magical land that looks like the English countryside, but is really a fantastic place where animals drive around in legume cars. This pull-back peanut piloted by a pug is 5" (12.7 cm) long, has four wheels and is made of soft vinyl and plastic. More than just a Pug in a Peanut, we consider this toy to be a doorway into a superior alternate reality. Illustrated box.

12967. $5.00/pc (4 pc minimum)

12973. $5.00/pc (4 pc minimum)

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RACING CATS IN SACKS When you see a grocery bag on the floor, it looks like trash, but your cat sees limitless fun! Sure, it’s a cave and crinkly noisemaker, but the most fun is for a kitty to see the sack across the room, run at it full speed and propel itself inside as the bag slides across the floor like a zoomies-powered race car. These 3¼" (8.2 cm) long, soft vinyl and plastic racers come in four different colors, each featuring the back half of a different kitty having the time of its life. 24 count. Individually tagged with UPC sticker. Illustrated display box.

13068. $3.00/pc (24 pc minimum) 7

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RACING CATS IN BOXES These kitties in containers are not just relaxing in their boxes like regular cats. These cats have turned their boxes into comfy racers. Just pull back on the box, release and these tiny purrbabies will take off across the kitchen floor faster than you can say, “I’m opening a can of wet food.” Each 3" (7.6 cm) long, fast-moving feline is made of soft vinyl and plastic. 24 count. Individually tagged with UPC sticker. Illustrated display box.

12998. $3.00/pc (24 pc minimum) 7

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RACING CROWS

RACING SLOTHS

31/8" (7.9 cm) long. Soft vinyl and plastic. 18 count. Individually tagged with UPC sticker. Illustrated display box.

2¾" (6.9 cm) long. Soft vinyl and plastic. 24 count. Individually tagged with UPC sticker. Illustrated display box.

13024. $2.25/pc (18 pc minimum)

13022. $2.25/pc (24 pc minimum)

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RACING RUBBER CHICKENS

RACING POSSUMS

3¾" (9.5 cm). Soft vinyl and plastic. 24 count. Individually tagged with UPC sticker. Illustrated display box.

12946. $2.25/pc (24 pc minimum)

12915. $2.25/pc (24 pc minimum)

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RACING BABIES

RACING BLOBFISH

2¼" (5.7 cm). Soft vinyl and plastic. 24 count. Individually tagged with UPC sticker. Illustrated display box.

2¾" (6.9 cm). Soft vinyl and plastic. 24 count. Individually tagged with UPC sticker. Illustrated display box.

12872. $2.25/pc (24 pc minimum)

12990. $2.25/pc (24 pc minimum)

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RACING ROACHES

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RACING REAPERS

3½" (8.9 cm). Soft vinyl and plastic. 24 count. Individually tagged with UPC sticker. Illustrated display box.

12939. $2.25/pc (24 pc minimum)

12908. $2.25/pc (24 pc minimum)

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WIND-UP CRAZY CROW

WIND-UP PERKY PIGEON

Crows spend most of their time in a happy and playful mood. These crows are a little crazy, probably because a seagull just ate their peanuts. You’ll get 31∕8" (7.9 cm) tall, hard vinyl windup crows that skitters around when you wind them up, pecking at invisible frustrations. Eight count. Individually tagged with UPC sticker. Illustrated display box.

Keeping pigeons is a great hobby, but it’s expensive and messy. These 35∕8" (9.2 cm) tall, hard vinyl wind-up pigeons are a fantastic replacement. When you wind them up, they skitter around like the real thing. Just scatter some seeds on the ground, wind them up and coo under your breath. You’ll feel like a professional pigeon fancier. Eight count. Individually tagged with UPC sticker. Illustrated display box.

13052. $3.75/pc (8 pc minimum) 7

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13064. $3.75/pc (8 pc minimum) 7

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WIND-UP BIGFOOT

WIND-UP CHATTERING TEETH

This vinyl Wind-Up Bigfoot is 35/8" (9.2 cm) tall and full of sass(quatch). Just wind him up and he’ll lumber across the table with as much style and swagger as the actual Bigfoot. Illustrated display box.

Wind this set of cheerful chompers up and then set them on a flat surface. They’ll move and chatter like a pair of dentures that just escaped from a dentist’s office. Each set of teeth is 2½" x 2½" x 1½" (6.4 cm x 6.4 cm x 3.8 cm). Made of plastic. Illustrated box.

13000. $3.75/pc (8 pc minimum) 7

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12674. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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FINGER BIRD FEEDER BIRDS We’ll admit it, over the course of the last few years, the birds in our backyard have become close personal friends. This assortment of four different bird finger puppets are made of soft vinyl and vary between 2 ¹/8" (5.3 cm) and 2¼" (5.7 cm) tall. The cardinal, goldfinch and robin are excellent conversationalists, but that blue jay is such a gossip! 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

13072. $1.50/pc (48 pc minimum) 7

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FINGER HUMMINGBIRDS Finger Hummingbirds are ready to dart around the room onto your fingers. Just imagine one of these beautiful, 2" (5 cm) tall, soft vinyl hummingbirds trying to drink nectar from a straw until you remind it that it’s just a puppet and doesn’t have a digestive system. These come in four gorgeous color combos to dazzle and delight. 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

13040. $1.50/pc (48 pc minimum) 7

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FINGER EAGLES Have you ever wanted a majestic bird of prey to roost on the tip of your finger? Our 1¾" (4.4 cm) tall, soft vinyl Finger Eagles are a more manageable version of the soaring beasts that love to pick through garbage, raid other bird’s nests and, also, represent America in their spare time. Straight from the back of a quarter to your hands! 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

13065. $1.50/pc (48 pc minimum) 7

39048 13065

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FINGER PIGEONS

FINGER VULTURES

Finger Pigeons love to roost on the tips of your fingers. These 1¾" (4.4 cm) tall, soft vinyl feathery friends are there when you need them in an assortment of four different shades. You’ll want them for the pigeon fancier in your life. They even have tiny legs in case you want to tie a note to one. 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

These 1¾" (4.4 cm) tall, soft vinyl scavengers will have you circling your hand around a grocery store rotisserie chicken before swooping in to pick for meat. You can perch these so they’re staring at coworkers or stand them up as if they’re about to start rooting around in some roadkill. There are four different color schemes and as many personalities as there are vultures. 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

12993. $1.50/pc (48 pc minimum) 7

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13030. $1.50/pc (48 pc minimum)

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FINGER OWLS

FINGER CROWS

A group of owls is called a parliament and this is a big, 48 strong parliament of Finger Owls. It’s not a shock that a lot of people identify with owls since they are both solitary and nocturnal. These 15/8" (4.1 cm) tall, soft vinyl Finger Owls have their wings spread and their eyes fixed on their prey. They come in an assortment of four owltastic colors. You get 48 total Finger Owls in a beautiful display box. Bulk.

Crows get a bad rap, but they’re actually one of the smartest animals in the world. These 2" (5.1 cm) tall, soft vinyl crow finger puppets are posed in a mid-flight swoop for all kinds of aerial antics. Just think of the fun you’ll have naming them! Mine are called Cameron and Russell. 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

12991. $1.50/pc (48 pc minimum) 7

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12963. $1.50/pc (48 pc minimum) 7

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FINGER HEDGEHOGS

FINGER AXOLOTLS

If there were ever a pageant of animals with quills, hedgehogs would probably win. (Although, have you seen that video of a porcupine eating corn?) This set of 1¾" (4.4 cm) tall, soft vinyl hedgehog finger puppets come in an assortment of four different colors. We like to think of them as a delightful, adorable family living in the English countryside. 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

Finger Axolotls are adorable amphibians that you can take with you everywhere. These 2" (5 cm) tall, soft vinyl axolotl finger puppets come in four different shades. While they look like smiling baby salamanders, they are actually serious business lizards and scholars of the aquatic sciences. Just kidding! They like to eat and go blub blub blub. 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

13056. $1.10/pc (48 pc minimum)

13003. $1.10/pc (48 pc minimum)

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FINGER GOATS

FINGER GECKOS

Are these Finger Goats the greatest of all time? It’s possible, and these horned, 2" (5.1 cm) tall, soft vinyl goats would argue that it's true. Put a set on your fingers and your hand will suddenly scream, faint and consider eating a tin can when it’s hungry. Four different colors. 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

Despite their sunny looks and reputation, geckos are nocturnal carnivores just like hyenas and vampires. Finger Geckos can be used 24 hours a day, but don’t be surprised if they seem more active at night. These 2" (5 cm) tall, soft vinyl gecko finger puppets come in four different shades. These scare bugs and nervous adults. 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

13027. $1.10/pc (48 pc minimum) 7

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13009. $1.10/pc (48 pc minimum) 7

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FINGER RACCOONS

FINGER MEERKATS

Finger Raccoons are ok with it if you want to use them during the day, but they prefer to be nocturnal. These 2" (5.1 cm) tall, soft vinyl raccoon finger puppets come in four different shades. They have endless mischief to get into, whether it’s tipping over your garbage can or making a new home in your attic. 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

The meerkat is a small mongoose from Africa. They like to spend a lot of time peering at things with a bit of a smug expression. These 3¾" (9.5 cm) long, soft vinyl Finger Meerkats come in an assortment of three different shades, but all of them are judging you as they peek their heads out of their burrows. 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

12974. $1.10/pc (48 pc minimum)

12977. $1.10/pc (48 pc minimum)

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FINGER POSSUMS

FINGER RATS

When you put on these Finger Possums, it’s like your hand is a trash can full of delicious rotting food. These 2" (5.1 cm) tall, soft vinyl possum finger puppets will come to life on your fingers but are happy to play dead if you lay them on a table. 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

Rats have been trying to claim their cuteness lately by dragging pieces of pizza and posing for pictures on Instagram. These Finger Rats turn your fingertips into four different radiant rodents. Each soft vinyl rat is 1¾" (4.5 cm) tall and ready to take up residence in your heart. 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

12971. $1.10/pc (48 pc minimum) 7

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12922. $1.10/pc (48 pc minimum) 7

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FINGER UNICORNS

GLOW-IN-THE-DARK FINGER TARDIGRADES

2½" (6.4 cm) tall. Soft vinyl. Four different colors. 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

2" (5.1 cm) tall. Soft vinyl. Glow in the dark. 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

12941. $1.10/pc (48 pc minimum)

12918. $1.10/pc (48 pc minimum)

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FINGER PIGS

FINGER BATS

2" (5.1 cm) tall. Soft vinyl. Four different colors. 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

2¼" (5.7 cm) tall, 5½" (14 cm) wingspan. Soft vinyl. 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

12957. $1.10/pc (48 pc minimum)

12968. $1.50/pc (48 pc minimum)

39048 12957

FINGER CATS 2" (5.1 cm) tall. Soft vinyl. Four different styles (breeds). 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

12760. $1.10/pc (48 pc minimum) 7

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FINGER SQUIRRELS 1¾" (4.5 cm) tall. Soft vinyl. Four different colors. 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

12851. $1.10/pc (48 pc minimum) 7

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HANDICAT Soft vinyl set of five finger puppets (four 1½" (3.8 cm) paws and a 2" (5.1 cm) cat head). Illustrated box.

12595. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

HANDISQUIRREL

HANDIMONSTER

Transforms your hand into a squirrel! Soft vinyl. Set of five finger puppets (four 2¾" (7 cm) paws and a 1¾" (4.4 cm) squirrel head). Illustrated box.

Transforms your hand into a monster! Soft vinyl. Set of five finger puppets (four 2½" (6.4 cm) claws and a 2" (5.1 cm) head). Illustrated box.

12698. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

12820. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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HANDICORGI Soft vinyl. Set of five finger puppets (one 2" (5.1 cm) head and four 1½" (3.8 cm) paws). Illustrated box.

12757. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

Soft vinyl. Set of five finger puppets (two 2" (5.1 cm) hands, two 1½" (3.8 cm) boots and a single 2¾" (7 cm) head). Illustrated box.

12955. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum) 39048 12955

Soft vinyl. Set of five finger puppets (four hooves and a unicorn head). Hooves are 2" (5.1 cm), head is 2½" (6.4 cm). Illustrated box.

12530. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

HANDICORN

HANDICLAUS

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HANDIPUG Soft vinyl. Set of five finger puppets (four 1½" (3.8 cm) paws and a 2" (5.1 cm) pug head). Illustrated box.

12617. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum) 6

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FINGER HANDS

RAINBOW FINGER HANDS

These irresistible soft vinyl finger puppets fit snugly on the end of your finger and look like a tiny hand. Each is 2¾" (7 cm) tall and with a full set on your hand, you can give a high twentyfive. Comes with both right and left hands plus three different skin tones. 72 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

It’s Finger Hands in the colors of the rainbow! These colorful tiny hands come in five different colors and will transform your hand into a glorious rainbow of hands. You’ll have such pride in your full spectrum of digits. Each is 2¾" (7 cm) tall. Comes with both right and left hands in assorted colors. 72 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

12513. $1.00/pc (72 pc minimum)

12811. $1.00/pc (72 pc minimum)

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1½"

FINGER FEET

FINGER HANDS FOR FINGER HANDS

Turn your fingers into legs with Finger Feet! They come in bulk, 72 in a box, so you can sell them by the foot. Made of soft vinyl and 2¾" (7 cm) long, these tiny tootsies are so irresistible you’ll be tempted to run a marathon with your hand. Each illustrated display box has an assortment of right and left feet as well as two different skin tones.

We were staring at the Finger Hands on our fingers when we had a thought: what if Finger Hands had Finger Hands? These 1½" (3.8 cm) tall, soft vinyl hands fit comfortably on the fingers of Finger Hands or the top of a pen or pencil. Comes with both right and left hands as well as two skin tones. 144 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

12620. $1.00/pc (72 pc minimum) 7

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12759. 30¢/pc (144 pc minimum) 7

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NOSE FINGER PUPPETS While some might say everyone has their own Nose Finger Puppet, we still see the need in polite society for a Nose Finger Puppet. You have so many finger puppets to choose from, but discerning customers pick the Nose Finger Puppet! This 2½" tall, soft vinyl nose not only comes in two colors, but it also has two holes you can choose to put a finger in and dig around. 36 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

13042. $1.00/pc (36 pc minimum) 7

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FINGER BRAINS

EYEBALL FINGER PUPPETS

1½" (3.8 cm). Soft vinyl. 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

1½" (3.8 cm). Soft vinyl. Three eye colors. 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

12875. $1.00/pc (48 pc minimum)

12844. $1.00/pc (48 pc minimum)

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FINGER LOBSTER CLAWS

GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ALIEN FINGER HANDS

3¼" (8.3 cm) long. Soft vinyl. 24 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

3" (7.6 cm) tall. Soft vinyl. Glow in the dark. Comes with both right and left hands. 72 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

12818. $1.00/pc (24 pc minimum) 7

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12907. $1.00/pc (72 pc minimum) 7

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CHICKEN FEET

DUCK FEET

Soft vinyl chicken feet that go on your fingers. 2¼" (5.7 cm) tall. Bulk. 48 count. Illustrated display box.

Soft vinyl duck feet that go on your fingers. 21/8" (5.4 cm) tall. Bulk. 60 count. Illustrated display box.

12678. $1.00/pc (60 pc minimum)

13014. $1.00/pc (48 pc minimum) 7

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BIGFOOT FINGER FEET

4½" (11.4 cm) long. Latex. 36 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

12870. $1.00/pc (48 pc minimum) 39048 12870

FINGER CAT PAWS

2¾" (7 cm) long. Soft vinyl. Includes left and right feet. 48 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

39048 12678

12713. $1.00/pc (36 pc minimum)

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GLOW-IN-THE-DARK FINGER TENTACLES

FINGER TENTACLES

7" (17.8 cm) long. Soft vinyl. Glow in the dark. Bulk. 36 tentacles in each illustrated display box.

7" (17.8 cm) long. Soft vinyl. Bulk. 36 tentacles in each illustrated display box.

12637. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

12161. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

39048 12637

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RUTH BADER GINSBURG NODDER 5" (12.7 cm) tall. Hard vinyl. Adhesive base included. Illustrated box.

12850. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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13005. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

12981. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

11093. $4.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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ZEN BIGFOOT

SQUIRREL IN UNDERPANTS NODDER 5¾" (14.6 cm) tall. Hard vinyl. Adhesive base included. Illustrated box.

12944. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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5¼" (13.3 cm) tall. Hard vinyl on a metal spring. Adhesive base included. Illustrated window box. 39048 11093

BIGFOOT NODDER 63/8" (16 cm) tall. Hard vinyl. Adhesive base included. Illustrated box.

DASHBOARD JESUS

JACKALOPE NODDER 5¾" (14.6 cm) tall. Hard vinyl. Adhesive base included. Illustrated box.

39048 12944

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5¼" (13.3 cm). Polystone. Tagged with UPC sticker and comes in an illustrated box.

12972. $9.00/pc (4 pc minimum) 7

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BIGFOOT UNDERPANTS Picture this; your friend is out looking for Bigfoot, rounds a corner and finds Bigfoot Underpants. They might be credulous at first, but what proof is there that these are Bigfoot’s underpants? Well, besides the 80" (203 cm) waist, sensible 100% cotton material, and roomy front double flap, it also has Bigfoot’s name and picture printed on the elastic waistband. This is what Bigfoot wears to formal occasions. Clear acetate box with illustrated insert.

HANDERPANTS™

13066. $14.50/pc (4 pc minimum) 7

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Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men’s briefs. Fits most adult hands. Six boxes in each illustrated display box.

11951. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

UH OH… EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS One pair of disposable polyester unisex underpants in each 3" x 1½" x ¾" (7.6 cm x 3.8 cm x 1.9 cm) tin. Fits most adults. 18 shrinkwrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12041. $2.50/pc (18 pc minimum) 7

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PUBLIC TOILET SURVIVAL KIT You never know when you’re going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you’re prepared with this Public Toilet Survival Kit. Each kit includes one toilet seat cover, a tissue pack and one pair of latex-free disposable gloves. Keep one of these 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tins with you at all times when you travel. 12 shrinkwrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12179. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS DISPENSER

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INSTANT UNDERPANTS One compressed pellet of disposable polyester unisex underpants in each 2½" (6.4 cm) round tin. Fits most children and small adults. 24 shrinkwrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12086. $2.75/pc (24 pc minimum) 7

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Five pairs of disposable polyester unisex underpants in each 3½" (8.9 cm) box. Dispenses just like tissues!

12139. $4.25/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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TARDIGRADE NIGHT LIGHT

BIGFOOT NIGHT LIGHT

This ceramic Tardigrade Night Light looks like a classy piece of art during the day, but turn it on at night and it glows a reassuring green color. At 41/8" x 2¼" (10.4 cm x 5.7 cm), it’s many times larger than an actual tardigrade, which means you can see it at night without a microscope. Two LR44 batteries included. Illustrated box.

Who doesn’t want a porcelain mediating Bigfoot sitting next to their bed? It looks like fancy art during the day, but at night it’s a multi-colored light show wherever you turn it on. Bigfoot is 41/8" (10.4 cm) tall and ready to show you what transcendent enlightenment might look like. Two LR44 batteries included. Illustrated box.

12995. $8.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

13012. $9.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

39048 12995

CRAZY CAT LADY® ACTION FIGURE

39048 13012

BIGFOOT ACTION FIGURE

Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady. This 5¼" (13.3 cm) hard vinyl Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure has a wild look in her eye and comes with six cats. Illustrated window box.

7¼" (18.4 cm) tall. Hard vinyl. Intricate articulation allows it to be posed just like frame 352 of the famous Patterson film footage. Illustrated window box.

12470. $8.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

12458. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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DELUXE RUBBER CHICKEN This Deluxe Rubber Chicken is 18½" (47 cm) long and made of rugged latex that feels like plucked chicken skin. Hand-painted and bagged with illustrated tag.

09511. $5.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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GLOW-IN-THE-DARK RUBBER CHICKEN

BIGGEST & LOUDEST RUBBER CHICKEN

20" (50.8 cm). Soft vinyl. Glows in the dark. Illustrated hangtag.

22½" (57.2 cm). Soft vinyl. Squawks loud and long. Illustrated hangtag.

12838. $5.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

12930. $10.00/pc (4 pc minimum)

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RUBBER CHICKEN KEYRING 3" (7.6 cm) chicken with a keyring attached. Vinyl. 48 count. Individually tagged with UPC sticker. Illustrated display box.

CHAMPION RUBBER CHICKEN 13" (33 cm). Soft vinyl. Squeals and squawks with every squeeze. Illustrated hangtag.

12777. $4.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CHICKEN 13" (33 cm). Soft vinyl squawking Rubber Chicken wearing a removable nylon vest that designates it as an Emotional Support Chicken. Illustrated hangtag.

12822. $1.50/pc (48 pc minimum) 7

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12943. $7.00/pc (4 pc minimum) 7

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#4 WIND-UP

#5 SPLAT POSSUM

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#6 A COLLECTION OF MINI MUSHROOMS page 5

#7 ITTY BITTY AXOLOTLS

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#10 SUNNY THE HAPPY BLOBFISH page 8

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INFLATABLE TIARA

LI’L DEVIL’S TRICK OF THE DAY

We’ve all been there. The Queen is on her way up and you find yourself bare-headed. You’ve left your tiara at home! Whether you’re entertaining royalty or just declaring yourself the monarch of your office, a few puffs on this vinyl tiara with an elastic strap will give you the authority you need. Fits most heads. Illustrated box. Six boxes in each illustrated display box.

Make every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each set includes a Whoopee Cushion, a Joy Buzzer, a Nail Through Finger trick, a piece of Trick Candy, a pack of Snapping Gum, a Fake Ketchup Mess and a Fly in the Ice Cube trick. 10½" (26.7 cm) round illustrated blistercard.

12839. $4.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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11794. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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INFLATABLE TURKEY

TOOTHPICK BIRD

This Inflatable Turkey looks so delicious you can almost smell the stuffing. But keep the carving knives away, because this bird is strictly for show! Each 16" (40.6 cm) vinyl turkey is perfect for staging your Thanksgiving table. Comes deflated in an illustrated box.

Press down the head of this 3" (7.6 cm) tall plastic bird and he will peck a pick for you! Stands atop a hollow 2" (5.1 cm) base which stores toothpicks (2-3 toothpicks included). Illustrated box.

10481. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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11940. $6.25/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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EMERGENCY BOWTIE

DELUXE DISGUISE GLASSES

4¼" (10.8 cm) wide. Fabric with metal clip for attaching to collar. Comes in a 4¼" x 27/8" x 1¼" (10.8 cm x 7.3 cm x 3.2 cm) illustrated tin. Shrinkwrapped.

Plastic frames, synthetic hair. Fits most adult heads. Individually tagged with UPC sticker. 12 in each illustrated display box: eleven light skin tone and one dark skin tone.

12098. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

09510. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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EMERGENCY GOOGLY EYES

SWITCHBLADE COMB

Tin filled with 20 pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes ranging from ½" (1.3 cm) to 13/16" (3 cm) in diameter. Peel off the sticky back and put them on any inanimate object. 12 tins in each illustrated display box.

You’ve heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums terrorizing the streets with jars of pomade and pocket combs. It’s about time you invested in some protection for your ’do. Each of these 9" (22.9 cm) long (when open), metal and plastic switchblade combs snap open with the push of a button and also features a safety lock to prevent unexpected deployment. Illustrated blistercard.

12266. $2.75/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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11763. $4.25/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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NOSE PENCIL SHARPENER BACON LIP BALM Stick a pencil up this nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! High-quality, hard plastic, life-sized and lifelike. 2¼" (5.7 cm) long. Now with two skin tones! 36 count. Bulk. Illustrated display box.

Every time you eat bacon, don’t you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite your lips. Each tube is 2½" (6.4 cm) long with a twist bottom dispenser. Illustrated blistercard.

12737. $1.25/pc (36 pc minimum)

11957. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

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GIANT WOODEN PENCIL The greatest feature of this 15" (38 cm) long Giant Pencil is that it’s a real pencil. And in that capacity, it functions in all the great ways that a real pencil does. The lead writes, the eraser erases and it’s perfect for making your desk look tiny or for doing huge crossword puzzles. Illustrated acetate box.

11126. $4.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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PRISM Educational as well as fun, our 4½" (11.4 cm) plastic prism comes on an illustrated blistercard with interesting facts about color, light and refraction.

10295. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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EMERGENCY MONKEY

EMERGENCY CROW

We’ve all dreamed of having a monkey accompany us in our daily business, but we’ve watched enough nature documentaries to know that’s a terrible idea. Our 3½" (8.9 cm) electronic Emergency Monkey noisemaker includes four sounds — excited, banana, alert and fight. You’ll be a regular primate pontificator! Plastic. Three LR44 batteries included. Illustrated card sleeve.

Crows have a rich and complex language that humans just can’t understand. You can use this noisemaker to possibly ingratiate yourself with your corvid cohorts. This 3½" (8.9 cm) electronic Emergency Crow noisemaker includes four sounds — caw, rattle, angry and murder. You’ll become a master of crow-munication! Plastic. Three LR44 batteries included. Illustrated card sleeve.

13083. $5.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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13077. $5.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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GIANT LOBSTER CLAWS

YODELLING PICKLE

Sure, your regular hands let you do nuanced things like type and point, but wouldn’t you be more awesome with claws? These 14½" (37 cm) long latex Giant Lobster Claws slip on over your hands and instantly make you more lobstery. You can even kinda sorta pick stuff up when you move the pinchers. Set of two. Fits most adult hands. Bagged with illustrated tag.

Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will? So were we. At last, the electronic Yodelling Pickle that you have always hoped for! Each 5¼" (13.3 cm) long plastic pickle yodels its little heart out at the push of a button. Three LR44 batteries included. Illustrated window box.

12412. $12.75/set of 2 (3 set minimum) 7

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11761. $6.75/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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YODEL-AY EEE-OOO!

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BOO!

EMERGENCY BIGFOOT

INSTANT AUDIENCE

EMERGENCY GOAT

You’re probably wondering how we got the actual Bigfoot to make sounds for our Emergency Bigfoot noisemaker. Let’s just say we bribed him with pizza and an IPA. This 3½" (8.9 cm) electronic Emergency Bigfoot noisemaker includes four sounds — howl, snort, roar and groan. Plastic. Three LR44 batteries included. Illustrated card sleeve.

This plastic 3½" (8.9 cm) electronic Instant Audience noisemaker comes with four sounds — applause, crickets, rimshot and a booing audience. Imagine the face of your spouse when he or she tells a corny joke and you play cricket sounds. Divorce lawyers at your expense. Three LR44 batteries included. Illustrated card sleeve.

Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time, it’s also a popular animal! This 3½" (8.9 cm) electronic Emergency Goat noisemaker includes four sounds — scream, bleat, kids and goats. Press the buttons whenever you need some goat in your life. Plastic. Three LR44 batteries included. Illustrated card sleeve.

12745. $5.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

12404. $5.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

12911. $5.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

39048 12745

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MEOW! SQUAWK!

SIGH!

DISAPPOINTED SIGH

EMERGENCY CAT

EMERGENCY CHICKEN

This 3½" (8.9 cm) electronic Disappointed Sigh noisemaker makes sure that no annoyance goes unacknowledged ever again. It includes four sighs — male, female, shocked and end of the world. Plastic. Three LR44 batteries included. Illustrated card sleeve.

One of the most underrated parts of cats is the sounds they make. This 3½" (8.9 cm) electronic Emergency Cat noisemaker includes four sounds — mew, meow, catfight and purr. Press the buttons whenever you’re lonely for your cat. Plastic. Three LR44 batteries included. Illustrated card sleeve.

This Emergency Chicken noisemaker fills in when a real (or rubber) chicken would be too much. This 3½" (8.9 cm) electronic noisemaker includes four sounds — peep, cluck, morning crow and squawk. Plastic. Three LR44 batteries included. Illustrated card sleeve.

12891. $5.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

12743. $5.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

12889. $5.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

39048 12891

39048 12743

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39048 12889

OFFICE SQUIRREL

OFFICE BIGFOOT

The Office Squirrel is an 8½" (21.5 cm) tall, stuffed latex squirrel with bendable, posable arms that would be really happy to hang on your monitor and complain about customers with you. It’s a tree-obsessed office assistant that is always ready to give you a knowing look during a long video meeting or help you compose your key-nut speech for that company-wide meeting. Illustrated box.

What if Bigfoot gave up his whole hermit lifestyle and decided to be an office temp? This 8¼" (21 cm) tall, stuffed latex Bigfoot wants to hang out while you work and offer unconditional support. We like to use his bendable, posable arms to hook him onto a computer monitor so you can gaze at his warm smile and empathetic eyes while you work. Illustrated box.

13055. $13.00/pc (4 pc minimum)

13049. $13.00/pc (4 pc minimum)

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OFFICE POSSUM

BABY RACCOON BUDDY

15" (38.1 cm). Stuffed latex Office Possum. Bend its posable paws to hang it on the side of your garbage can or computer monitor. Illustrated box that looks like a trash can.

12" (30.5 cm). Stuffed latex baby raccoon. Bend its posable paws to hang on the side of a trash can or bend its tail to indicate its mood. Illustrated box that looks like a kitchen trash bin.

12¾" (32.3 cm). Stuffed latex Office Axolotl. Bend its posable arms to hang it on the side of your computer monitor or chair. Illustrated box that looks like a filing cabinet.

12966. $13.00/pc (4 pc minimum)

13034. $13.00/pc (4 pc minimum)

12923. $13.00/pc (4 pc minimum) 7

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OFFICE AXOLOTL

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AUTO CAR FULL OF RUBBER CHICKENS AUTO SUNSHADE Not only will this sunshade help to keep your car cool, it will also make you laugh every time you see it. It’s five Rubber Chickens that just flew the coop with the traditional surprised looks on their faces. At 50" x 27½" (127 cm x 70 cm), this sunshade is big enough for most cars. It protects, cools and blocks out UV rays. Includes two suction cups for simple installation. Folds for easy storage. Metallized polyester laminate. Bagged with illustrated header.

12857. $9.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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CAR FULL OF ALIENS AUTO SUNSHADE You’re escaping from Area 51 and you need to park your car for a while without it turning into a warp core meltdown. This Car Full of Aliens Sunshade provides the perfect cover. At 50" x 27½" (127 cm x 70 cm), this sunshade is big enough for most cars. It protects, cools and blocks out UV rays. Includes two suction cups for simple installation. Folds for easy storage. Metallized polyester laminate. Bagged with illustrated header.

12919. $9.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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CAR FULL OF BEES AUTO SUNSHADE This sunshade creates the illusion that you car is full of bees! Can you go in the carpool lane if you have a swarm of bees riding shotgun? At 50" x 27½" (127 cm x 70 cm), this sunshade is big enough for most cars. It protects, cools and blocks out UV rays. Includes two suction cups for simple installation. Folds for easy storage. Metallized polyester laminate. Bagged with illustrated header.

12823. $9.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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BIGFOOT AUTO SUNSHADE Because he’s covered in thick fur from head to toe, Bigfoot isn’t a fan of direct sunlight. This Bigfoot Sunshade uses Bigfoot as a blocker to keep your car as cool as his cave. At 50" x 27½" (127 cm x 70 cm), it’s big enough for most cars. Using “solid material producing shade” technology, it protects, cools and blocks out UV rays. Includes two suction cups for installation so simple, even Mothman could do it. Folds for easy storage. Metalized polyester laminate. Bagged with illustrated header.

12986. $9.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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CAR FULL OF SQUIRRELS AUTO SUNSHADE Want it to look like something nutty is going on in your car? Does driving make you feel a little squirrely? This sunshade will not only protect and cool your car while blocking UV rays, it will also make it appear like it’s full of a squad of sassy squirrels. At 50" x 27½" (127 cm x 70 cm), it’s big enough for most cars. Includes two suction cups for simple installation. Folds for easy storage. Metallized polyester laminate. Fits most cars. Bagged with illustrated header.

12761. $9.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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BACON SCENT

BACON AIR FRESHENER

PICKLE AIR FRESHENER

Bacon scent. 4" (10.2 cm) tall. Heavy cardstock. String included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

Dill scent. 5½" (14 cm) tall. Heavy cardstock. String included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

12467. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

12810. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

DILL SCENT

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CORRECT USAGE Attach this product so that it can move freely. Do not put this product in contact with plastic, wood, cloth or any other easily stained material. Do not rest this product on a dashboard or air vents.

SQUIRREL IN UNDERPANTS AIR FRESHENER Forest fresh scent. 4¾" (12.1 cm) tall. Heavy cardstock. String included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

FOREST FRESH SCENT

12542. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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POSSUM AIR FRESHENER Banana scent. 45/8" (11.7 cm) long. Heavy cardstock. String included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

12992. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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BANANA SCENT

BIGFOOT AIR FRESHENER

AXOLOTL AIR FRESHENER

Pine scent. 5" (12.7 cm) tall. Heavy cardstock. String included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

Strawberry scent. 43/8" (11.1 cm) tall. Heavy cardstock. String included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

12303. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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PINE SCENT

AROMATIC MUSHROOM AIR FRESHENER Sandalwood scent. 3¾" (9.5 cm). Heavy cardstock. String included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

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12920. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

13069. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum) STRAWBERRY 7 39048 13069 0 SCENT

I BELIEVE AIR FRESHENER Pine scent. 43/8" (11.1 cm) tall. Heavy cardstock. String included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

12999. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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PINE SCENT

HONEY SCENT

3D BEE AIR FRESHENER

3D HUMMINGBIRD AIR FRESHENER Lavender scent. 5" x 5" (12.7 cm x 12.7 cm). Comes in two pieces that fit together to form a 3D hummingbird. Heavy cardstock. String included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

13033. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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LAVENDER SCENT

If this were just a honey-scented air freshener shaped like a bee, it would be great, but the fact that it’s 3D makes it the bee’s knees! It includes a 43/8" x 43/8" (11.1 cm x 11.1 cm) bee and a pair of wings that attach to form a perfect insect that will keep your car smelling better than royal jelly. Heavy cardstock. String included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

12942. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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3D BLUE JAY AIR FRESHENER Blueberry scent. 63/8" x 6¾" (16.1 cm x 17.1 cm). Comes in two pieces that fit together to form a 3D blue jay. Heavy cardstock. String included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

13021. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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BLUEBERRY SCENT

BLOOD ORANGE SCENT

3D BAT AIR FRESHENER

3D CROW AIR FRESHENER Blackberry scent. 5½" x 7¼" (13.9 cm x 18.4 cm). Comes in two pieces that fit together to form a 3D crow. Heavy cardstock. String included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

12989. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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These underrated animals not only eat insects and look cool but could also be a transformed vampire in search of prey. This 4½" x 8" (11.4 cm x 20.3 cm) 3D Bat Air Freshener comes in two pieces that fit together to form a 3D bat. Freshen your car cave with the scent of blood oranges. String included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

12917. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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H O M E & FA S H I O N

CREEPY HORSE HEAD MASK

GNOME SQUIRREL FEEDER This Gnome Squirrel Feeder lets you pretend that every pesky squirrel is a whimsical gnome. When squirrels eat out of the vinyl 7¾" (19.7 cm) tall gnome head, it makes it look like they are a gnome. Hole in top for hanging with string (not included). Illustrated box.

We’ve discovered yet another universal truth — a person wearing a Horse Head Mask looks downright disturbing. But don’t take our word for it; wear this latex mask with realistic fur mane to your next social function and watch as people scramble to avoid you! Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag.

12984. $10.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

12027. $12.75/pc (3 pc minimum)

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UNICORN SQUIRREL FEEDER When squirrels eat out of the 9½" x 10" (24.1 cm x 25.4 cm) vinyl unicorn head, it makes it look like they are the unicorn. Just attach the horn with a quick twist and then hang it with string (not included). Illustrated box.

12550. $10.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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HORSE HEAD SQUIRREL FEEDER This hanging 6½" x 10" (16.5 cm x 25.4 cm) vinyl squirrel feeder makes it appear as if any squirrel that eats from it is wearing a Horse Mask. Hole on top for hanging with string (not included). Illustrated box.

12473. $10.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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To order go to wholesale.mcphee.com

PANCAKE MASK

PIZZA MASK

People love pancakes. That means that when you wear this 7¼" (18.4 cm) tall EVA foam mask, they’ll probably love you! When you put it on you look like a pile of pancakes with butter and syrup, just like that beautiful recurring dream you have. Attaches with elastic strap. Bagged with illustrated header.

Just about everyone likes pizza! Even mediocre pizza makes people smile. So, just imagine the reaction you’ll get when you show up to a job interview wearing this 9½" (24.1 cm) tall EVA foam Pizza Mask. Just shout, “Did somebody order pizza?” Who wouldn’t want pizza as a coworker? Attaches with elastic strap. Bagged with illustrated header.

13050. $5.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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13044. $5.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

HAM MASK If you wear this 10" (25.4 cm) tall EVA foam mask, they’ll call you a meathead, but take it as a compliment. No matter if you’re honey baked, steamed, or spiral cut, this mask is perfect for hiding at a buffet or the meat case at the grocery store. This is the mask preferred by undercover ham spies. Attaches with elastic strap. Bagged with illustrated header.

13037. $5.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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PAGAN BREAKFAST GOD MASK This EVA foam mask is 14½" (36.8 cm) wide and is the perfect attire for breakfast, brunch or lunch. Sure to have people noticing you as you dig into your Moons Over My Hammy. Fits most adult heads. Attaches with elastic strap. Bagged with illustrated header.

12886. $9.00/pc (4 pc minimum) 7

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THUMB HAT

MONSTER BANDANA Whether you like the vampire, werewolf, mummy or Frankenstein’s monster, this is what you’ll want to wear to the grocery store. This 22" x 22" (56 cm x 56 cm) 100% cotton bandana is for the person who celebrates Halloween year-round. Illustrated hangtag.

Tired of cold thumbs? This 2" (5.1 cm) knit polyester hat fits most thumbs. Perfect gift for the cold-thumbed and people who want to draw attention to their exceptionally beautiful thumbs. Bagged with illustrated header.

12964. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

12945. $1.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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UFF DA! SOCKS “Uff da!” is an expression of Scandinavian dismay that has made its way into popular culture. On our socks, those powerfully frustrated words are backed with a Norwegian flag. Perfect present for frustrated Nords. These are men’s dress socks made of a soft combed cotton blend. Illustrated header.

12754. $4.75/pair (6 pair minimum) 7

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SEATTLE SOCKS

BIGFOOT SOCKS You should wear Bigfoot Socks to go Bigfoot hunting. But, they’re just as appropriate for a trip to the mall or dropping the kids off at school. Bigfoot is so popular, we’re sure these are going to be bestsellers. These are men’s dress socks made of a soft combed cotton blend. Illustrated header.

These socks were designed to be damp! Under normal circumstances these Seattlecentric socks will keep your feet warm and dry, but wear them in the usually strong Seattle showers and before you know it they’ll return to their natural wet state. These are men’s dress socks made of a soft combed cotton blend. Illustrated header.

12644. $4.75/pair (6 pair minimum) 7

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12686. $4.75/pair (6 pair minimum) 7

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BANDAGES

BACON BANDAGES

BIGFOOT BANDAGES

PICKLE BANDAGES

Treat your minor cuts with the incredible healing power of meat. And if a fancy bandage isn’t enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE PRIZE! The 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon. 15 per tin. 12 shrinkwrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

We’ve made this pack of 10 extra large Bigfoot-decorated bandages; 3" x 1½" (7.6 cm x 3.8 cm) so they’ll cover even oversized blisters and boo-boos. Comes in a lovely 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin. Latex-free adhesive. FREE PRIZE! 12 shrinkwrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! Latex-free bandages with sterile gauze. 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages and a FREE PRIZE! 12 shrinkwrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11476. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

12477. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

11818. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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Latex-free with sterile gauze. 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains 15 assorted 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages and a FREE PRIZE! 12 shrinkwrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12389. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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UNICORN BANDAGES

JESUS BANDAGES

Enchanted Unicorn Bandages use the power of unicorns to heal your wounds! Latex-free with sterile gauze. 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages and a FREE PRIZE! 12 shrinkwrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

Each bandage is decorated with the image of Jesus to offer you hope and solace. Latex-free with sterile gauze. 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages and a FREE PRIZE! 12 shrinkwrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11748. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

11657. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT BANDAGES

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CRAZY CAT LADY® BANDAGES

BRAVERY BANDAGES

Cat owners know that sometimes, accidentally, kitties can give you tiny little scratches or bite marks. These Crazy Cat Lady Bandages not only cover them up, but advertise how much you love your cats with an assortment of fantastic feline imagery. There are 15 assorted large sterile strips, 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm), that come in a 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin. FREE PRIZE! Latex-free adhesive. 12 shrinkwrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

Remember that time you got a tiny paper cut and didn’t cry? We think you deserve a tiny medal. Each of these Bravery Bandages celebrates how courageous you were in the face of minor adversity. Latex-free with sterile gauze. 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains 15 assorted 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages and a FREE PRIZE! 12 shrinkwrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12574. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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9 different

12703. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

possible styles!

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8 different possible styles! 2

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SLOTH NURSE BANDAGES

GENERIC BANDAGES

LEECH BANDAGES

When you get hurt, it’s important to remember to take it slow! This adorable sloth nurse wants you to get better at your own pace. There are 15 large sterile strips, 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm), that come in a 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin. FREE PRIZE! Latex-free adhesive. 12 shrinkwrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

Generic Bandages. This is a 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin container of bandages. Each bandage has the word “bandage” on it. You will get 15 large, 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm), sterile strips in each tin. No free prize included. Latex-free adhesive. 12 shrinkwrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

Isn’t it shocking that using leeches in medicine has come back in vogue? Each of the 15 large, 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) sterile strips has a picture of a leech on it. They come in a 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin with a FREE PRIZE! Latex-free adhesive. 12 shrinkwrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12700. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

12934. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

12906. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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S TAT I O N E R Y KITTY PLAYING CARDS Deck of 52 standard-sized cards plus two jokers. 2½" x 3½" (6.4 cm x 8.9 cm) cards in an illustrated tin. 12 shrinkwrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12970. $3.65/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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BIGFOOT PLAYING CARDS Deck of 52 standard-sized cards plus two jokers. 2½" x 3½" (6.4 cm x 8.9 cm) cards in an illustrated tin. 12 shrinkwrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12849. $3.65/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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PICKLE PLAYING CARDS Deck of 52 standard-sized cards plus two jokers. 2½" x 3½" (6.4 cm x 8.9 cm) cards in an illustrated tin. 12 shrinkwrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12904. $3.65/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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GENERIC PLAYING CARDS Deck of 52 standard-sized cards plus two jokers. 2½" x 3½" (6.4 cm x 8.9 cm) cards in an illustrated tin. 12 shrinkwrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12938. $3.65/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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GO GO GARGOYLE! THE GAME These gargoyles have got to save the kingdom! This simple game takes you through a magical kingdom full of ghosts, cryptids and grumpy wizards. Includes a fantastic detail-filled game board, four 11/8" (2.9 cm) tall gargoyle tokens and 54 standard-sized, 2½" x 3½" (6.4 cm x 8.9 cm) illustrated cards. Illustrated box. Shrinkwrapped.

13006. $12.50/pc (3 pc minimum) 7

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HOW DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD GAME This game, with the same rules as Old Maid, is based on the story of London’s Fly Widow. As you match the husbands during the game, you complete a humorous couplet that describes their death. Comes with 55 beautifully illustrated oversized, 2¾" x 4" (7 cm x 10.2 cm) cards. Illustrated tin. Eight shrinkwrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

They’re tearing down a novelty factory to make way for a new freeway! The first Rubber Chicken to make it back can save the day and become the king of novelties. We provide the motivation, but you provide the how. Fun and funny! Includes four game pieces with plastic stands, 108 2¼" x 37/16" (5.7 cm x 8.7 cm) illustrated playing cards and one die. Comes in a 7½" x 43/8" x 15/8" (19 cm x 11.1 cm x 4.1 cm) illustrated box. Shrinkwrapped.

12878. $6.50/pc (8 pc minimum)

12936. $9.00/pc (4 pc minimum)

FLY WIDOW GAME

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BIGFOOT RESEARCH KIT Everybody is out searching for Bigfoot these days and we’re here to help. Our Bigfoot Research Kit contains items that easily double (maybe triple!) your chances of finding Bigfoot. Comes in a 7" x 5" x 1½" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm x 3.8 cm) decorated cardboard box that contains stickers, a membership card, evidence flags, informational booklet, field journal, a magnifier and scat bags. Six shrinkwrapped boxes in each illustrated display box.

GRUMP NOTEBOOKS

12519. $8.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

12522. $4.00/set of 3 (12 set minimum)

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Set of three 48-page, 5½" x 3½" (14 cm x 8.9 cm) notebooks. Each has ruled paper and a pocket in the back. Attached with paper band and bagged. ISBN.

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BIGFOOT POCKET JOURNALS This is a set of three notebooks and each has a different cover decorated with Bigfoot. You can write anything you want inside, but to the world, you’ll look like a scientist trying to find Sasquatch. Each journal is 5½" x 3½" (14 cm x 8.9 cm), has 48 pages of ruled paper and a pocket in the back. These are used by the actual Bigfoot to write his slam poetry! Attached with paper band and bagged. ISBN.

12517. $4.00/set of 3 (12 set minimum) 7

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ROSIE THE RIVETER NOTEBOOKS Set of three 5½" x 3½" (14 cm x 8.9 cm) notebooks. 48 pages of ruled paper. Attached with paper band and bagged. ISBN.

12858. $4.00/set of 3 (12 set minimum)

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FUZZY BIGFOOT NOTEBOOK Before you ask, this notebook is covered with artificial Bigfoot fur. It’s a 56-page, 8¾" x 6½" (22.2 cm x 16.5 cm) notebook with ruled paper covered with a perfect simulation of Bigfoot’s fur. Contains 56 pages of ruled paper. Bagged.

12888. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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SELF-ESTEEM COLORING BOOK Everyone has down days, but you know what makes you feel better? Coloring! It’s twentyfour 8" x 10¼" (20.3 cm x 26 cm) pages of inspirational quotes, awesome pictures to color and activities that will lead to positive self-discovery. ISBN.

12675. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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BABY FACE

UNICORN SPINNER NOTEBOOK

Some babies are born bald. Wouldn’t it be fun if you could give them hair? Just move the metal shavings with the magnetic plastic wand and create baby hairscapes that boggle the imagination! Plastic frame is 4¾" (12.1 cm) tall. Illustrated blistercard is 9" (22.9 cm) tall.

What would a unicorn do? Twirl it and get answers like “majestically gallop” or “race the wind.” Each notebook has 56 pages of 7½" x 5¼" (19.1 cm x 13.3 cm) ruled paper, where you can ponder the mysteries of life or plot out your next fantasy novel. Bookmark ribbon. Bagged. ISBN.

12848. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum) 7

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12829. $4.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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OBVIOUS PLANT – HIGH FIVE THIS SIGN Obvious Plant, Jeff Wysaski, is an internet star! Now you can pull his pranks yourself by taking the hilarious posters in this book and hang them around your neighborhood. 23 perforated tear-out pages. 8" x 10¼" (20.3 cm x 26 cm). ISBN.

12677. $3.00/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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GLOW CHAMBER PUZZLE

RUBBER CHICKEN MADNESS PUZZLE 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle. 191/8" x 28¾" (49 cm x 73 cm) when completed. Includes bonus poster. Shrinkwrapped illustrated box.

1000 piece jigsaw puzzle. Glows in the dark. 191/8" x 28¾" (49 cm x 73 cm) when completed. Includes bonus poster. Shrinkwrapped illustrated box.

12928. $6.99/pc (4 pc minimum)

12925. $7.99/pc (4 pc minimum)

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TOY EXPLOSION PUZZLE

LORD UNICORN AND HIS PUMPKIN KINGDOM PUZZLE

1000 piece jigsaw puzzle. 191/8" x 28¾" (49 cm x 73 cm) when completed. Includes bonus poster. Shrinkwrapped illustrated box.

12935. $6.99/pc (4 pc minimum)

12932. $6.99/pc (4 pc minimum)

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FINGER MONSTER FIESTA PUZZLE

ACTION FIGURE EXTRAVAGANZA PUZZLE

1000 piece jigsaw puzzle. 191/8" x 28¾" (49 cm x 73 cm) when completed. Includes bonus poster. Shrinkwrapped illustrated box.

12949. $6.99/pc (4 pc minimum)

12953. $6.99/pc (4 pc minimum)

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DUCK DAY AFTERNOON PUZZLE

DAD’S JOKE DRAWER PUZZLE 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle. 191/8" x 28¾" (49 cm x 73 cm) when completed. Includes bonus poster. Shrinkwrapped illustrated box.

500 piece jigsaw puzzle. 20" (51cm) diameter when completed. Includes bonus poster. Shrinkwrapped illustrated box.

12951. $6.99/pc (4 pc minimum)

12937. $6.99/pc (4 pc minimum)

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C ANDY

BACON CANDY

PICKLE CANDY

FRIED CHICKEN CANDY

3¼" x 2½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin with 2.5 oz. (72 g) of individually wrapped bacon-flavored candy. Shrinkwrapped.

3¼" x 2½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin with 2.5 oz. (72 g) of individually wrapped pickle-flavored candy. Shrinkwrapped.

3¼" x 2½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin with 2.5 oz. (72 g) of individually wrapped chicken-flavored candy. Shrinkwrapped.

12185. $3.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

12706. $3.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

12860. $1.49/pc (6 pc minimum)

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39048 12706

39048 12860

KETCHUP CANDY

SOUR CREAM & ONION CANDY

HOT DOG CANDY

3¼" x 2½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin filled with 2.5 oz. (72 g) of wrapped ketchupflavored candy. Shrinkwrapped.

3¼" x 2½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin with 2.5 oz. (72 g) of wrapped sour cream and onion-flavored candy. Shrinkwrapped.

3¼" x 2½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin with 2.5 oz. (72 g) of individually wrapped hot dog-flavored candy. Shrinkwrapped.

12958. $1.49/pc (6 pc minimum)

13018. $1.49/pc (6 pc minimum)

13004. $1.49/pc (6 pc minimum)

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PIZZA CANDY

PHO CANDY

KALE CANDY

3¼" x 2½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin with 2.5 oz. (72 g) of individually wrapped pizza-flavored candy. Shrinkwrapped.

3¼" x 2½ "x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin with 2.5 oz. (72 g) of individually wrapped pho-flavored candy. Shrinkwrapped.

3¼" x 2½ "x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin with 2.5 oz. (72 g) of individually wrapped kale-flavored candy. Shrinkwrapped.

12912. $1.49/pc (6 pc minimum)

12947. $3.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

12909. $3.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

39048 12912

39048 12947

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39048 12909

GRAVY CANDY CANES No matter how bad a holiday meal is, you can always count on gravy to cover everything up and make it better. This set of six 51/4" (13.3 cm) tall, gravy-flavored canes with brown and white stripes will improve all the other parts of the holidays. Every time you get suckered into a difficult conversation with an inebriated relative, just suck on the savory goodness of a gravy candy cane and your troubles will melt away. Comes in an illustrated box. Shrinkwrapped.

13080. $3.50/box of 6 (12 box minimum) 7

39048 13080

POSSUM FLAVORED CANDY CANES

DANTE’S INFERNO CANDY CANES

This set of six candy canes, 51/4" (13.3 cm) tall, with pink and gray stripes taste like artificially-flavored porky possum. Shrinkwrapped.

A mildly spicy product that is a pretty bad version of Hades that Dante never imagined! You get six 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall, sweet candy canes with a hint of demonic spice. Illustrated box. Shrinkwrapped.

13073. $3.50/box of 6 (12 box minimum) 7

39048 13073

13061. $3.50/box of 6 (12 box minimum)

39048 13061

BUTTER CANDY CANES

BACON CANDY CANES When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes, he let out a jolly guffaw and thanked us for saving Christmas. Six 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall bacon-flavored canes in each illustrated box. Shrinkwrapped.

Sure, we could have done toast-flavored candy canes, but why not just cut to the chase and use the flavor of pure, fatty butter? Each package contains six, 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall candy canes with dark and light yellow stripes. Illustrated box. Shrinkwrapped.

12192. $3.50/box of 6 (12 box minimum)

13002. $3.50/box of 6 (12 box minimum)

39048 12192

39048 13002

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PICKLE CANDY CANES Christmas can be a difficult time for someone who isn’t that into sweets. If you’re the savory sort, you might prefer the dill tang of our Pickle Candy Canes. Not only do they have an elegant green color that will go well with your regular candy canes, they also present a clear flavor alternative. You’ll get six 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall pickleflavored canes in each box, beautifully decorated with the friendly image of Santa Pickle. Illustrated box. Shrinkwrapped.

12313. $3.50/box of 6 (12 box minimum) 7

39048 12313

KETCHUP CANDY CANES

MAC & CHEESE CANDY CANES

Six 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall ketchup-flavored candy canes in each illustrated box. Shrinkwrapped.

Six 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall macaroni and cheese-flavored candy canes in each illustrated box. Shrinkwrapped.

12940. $3.50/box of 6 (12 box minimum)

12791. $3.50/box of 6 (12 box minimum)

39048 12940

SOUR CREAM & ONION CANDY CANES Six 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall sour cream & onion-flavored candy canes in each illustrated box. Shrinkwrapped.

12997. $3.50/box of 6 (12 box minimum) 7

39048 12997

39048 12791

HOT DOG CANDY CANES Six 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall hot dog-flavored candy canes in each illustrated box. Shrinkwrapped.

12985. $3.50/box of 6 (12 box minimum) 7

39048 12985

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H O L I D AY JINGLE BUTTS A little behind in your Christmas decorations? Jingle Butts to the rescue! These 3" (7.6 cm) tall, hand-blown glass ornaments look just like regular ornaments from the front, but the backside of the ornament is a backside! Not only that, but each Jingle Butt has its own tiny bell attached to it, as well as a string you can use to hang it from the tree. Ring in the Christmas cheer with a Christmas rear. Each package includes two ornaments, one red and one green. Illustrated acetate tube.

13075. $12.00/set of 2 (6 set minimum) 7

39048 13075

GOTH CAT ORNAMENT Cats and Christmas trees don’t usually mix. This is not the cat’s fault, why would humans put a tree in the house if you weren’t supposed to climb it? However, this fanged and winged 4" (10.1 cm) tall, hand-blown glass bat cat ornament looks so natural hanging amongst all the colorful ornaments just waiting for an opportunity to be naughty. You can either hang it using the included string or set it on an even surface as part of your Christmas display. Illustrated acetate tube.

13071. $8.75/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

39048 13071

GRUMPY FROG ORNAMENT This frog is all of us. He’s celebrating Christmas, but he still has a slight grumpy grimace. Just look at his cheery hat, he’s putting forth the effort! It’s a 4¾" (12 cm) long, hand-blown glass ornament with a string for hanging on a tree or it can just sit on a table and stare at you while you watch Hallmark movies and drink eggnog. Illustrated acetate tube.

13063. $8.75/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

39048 13063

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MEDITATING MUSHROOM ORNAMENT

AXOLOTL ORNAMENT

This shiny mushroom doesn’t seem like it just bloomed on the tree, it looks as if it’s having a meditation retreat there. This 3" (7.6 cm) tall Meditating Mushroom Ornament is made from hand-blown glass and includes a string for hanging, or can just sit on your mantle. Get multiple mushrooms and form your own mushroom monastery. Illustrated acetate tube.

Axolotls are amphibious, so while they’d probably prefer to be in a tank, it’s completely feasible that they might spend some time on a tree. This hand-blown glass, 33/8" (8.5 cm) tall Axolotl Ornament depicts a curled, smiling axolotl that wants nothing more than to help you celebrate the holidays. Includes a string for hanging. Illustrated acetate tube.

13010. $8.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

13015. $8.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

39048 13010

39048 13015

VULTURE ORNAMENT

HAPPY HOT DOG ORNAMENT

This vulture’s only wish for Christmas is a festive carcass under the tree. If that can’t happen, it’s happy to feast on leftover turkey. This hand-blown glass, 3½" (8.8 cm) tall Vulture Ornament is ready to inject a bit of dark reality into the hope and peace of your Christmas. Includes string for hanging or can sit on its own. Illustrated acetate tube.

This ornament is a real wiener! It’s a hand-blown glass, 5" (12.7 cm) tall drooling hot dog that wants to help you celebrate the holidays. It’ll have you screaming, “Hot dog, it’s Christmas!” Includes a string for hanging. Illustrated acetate tube.

13008. $8.75/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

39048 13008

13017. $8.75/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

39048 13017

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BLOBFISH ORNAMENT

ENLIGHTENED BIGFOOT ORNAMENT

TARDIGRADE ORNAMENT

It’s a 4½" (11.4 cm) hand-blown glass ornament in the shape of a puffy, glittery blobfish. The blobfish has been called the world’s ugliest animal, but we think he’s way cuter than Blitzen (the most overrated reindeer). Includes string for hanging or can sit on its own. Illustrated acetate tube.

Bigfoot doesn’t like to get caught up in the hustle and bustle of the Christmas season. Everyone’s favorite cryptozoological creature sees it as an opportunity to be more mindful. This 3½" (8.9 cm) Enlightened Bigfoot Ornament is made from hand-blown glass and includes a string for hanging or could just sit on your mantle. Illustrated acetate tube.

We like to imagine that somewhere there’s a little tiny Santa Claus in a teenie-tiny sleigh being pulled by eight microscopic tardigrades. That’s what inspired this 4½" (11.4 cm) handblown glass ornament. It’s WAY bigger than an actual tardigrade, but it’s just as cute. Includes string for hanging or can sit on its own. Illustrated acetate tube.

12924. $8.75/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

39048 12924

12994. $8.75/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

39048 12994

12927. $8.75/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

39048 12927

MONSTER ORNAMENT SET This set of three, 3½" (8.9 cm) hand-blown glass monster-themed ornaments is a shiny, round fancy Frankenstein’s monster, a wowinducing werewolf and a vibrant vampire. Guaranteed to give your Christmas tree the ambiance of a Transylvanian castle. Includes string for hanging. Illustrated acetate tube.

12931. $14.50/set of 3 (3 set minimum) 7

39048 12931

DR. JEKYLL & MR. HYDE ORNAMENT We think this two-sided, 3¼" (8.3 cm) hand-blown glass ornament is the perfect expression of naughty and nice. Includes string for hanging. Illustrated acetate tube.

12988. $8.75/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

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39048 12988

SQUIRREL IN UNDERPANTS ORNAMENT 4" (10.2 cm) tall. Hand-blown glass. Includes string for hanging or can stand on its own. Illustrated acetate tube.

12558. $8.75/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

39048 12558

CRAZY CAT LADY® ORNAMENT

SANTA POSSUM ORNAMENT

This hand-blown glass, 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall ornament includes a string for hanging or can stand on its own. Illustrated acetate tube.

4½" (11.4 cm) tall. Hand-blown glass. Includes string for hanging or can stand on its own. Illustrated acetate tube.

12630. $8.75/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

39048 12630

SANTAUR ORNAMENT

Krampus is the Scandinavian anti-Santa Claus that punishes naughty children. This 5½" (14 cm) tall, hand-blown glass ornament includes a string for hanging or can stand on its own. Illustrated acetate tube.

How do you improve Santaur? This new design is a 5" (12.7 cm) hand-blown glass ornament that has way better abs and a sack of toys! Includes string for hanging or can stand on its own. Illustrated acetate tube.

12864. $8.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

12978. $8.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

39048 12864

39048 12980

KRAMPUS ORNAMENT

12980. $8.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

39048 12978

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BIGFOOT ORNAMENT Beautifully sculpted to look like everyone’s favorite hairy forest dweller, this Bigfoot Ornament includes a string for hanging or can stand on its own. 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall. Hand-blown glass. Illustrated acetate tube.

12495. $8.75/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

39048 12495

PUG HEAD ORNAMENT

DOLLAR PYRAMID ORNAMENT

Hand-blown glass. 3½" (8.9 cm) tall. Includes a string for hanging or can sit on its own. Illustrated acetate tube.

5" (12.7 cm) tall. Hand-blown glass. Includes string for hanging or can stand on its own. Illustrated box.

12614. $8.75/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

YODEL-AY EEE-OOO!

INTROVERT ORNAMENT

4½" (11.4 cm). Plastic. Motion detector, when turned on, makes it yodel when a person or pet comes within 3 feet (1 m). Two AAA batteries included. Illustrated window box.

12322. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum) 39048 12322

39048 12731

GERTRUDE ORNAMENT

LUCKY YODELLING CHRISTMAS PICKLE ORNAMENT

39048 12614

12731. $3.79/pc (6 pc minimum)

35/8" (9.2 cm) tall. Handblown glass. Includes string for hanging or can stand on its own. Illustrated acetate tube.

12553. $3.79/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

39048 12553

Hand-blown glass. 5" (12.7 cm) tall. Includes string for hanging or can stand on its own. Illustrated acetate tube.

12649. $3.79/pc (6 pc minimum) 7

39048 12649

SANTA PIGEON TREE TOPPER 10½" (26.7 cm) tall. Hand-blown glass. Slides over the top of your tree or it can stand on any flat surface. Illustrated acetate tube.

12653. $14.50/pc (2 pc minimum) 7

PUNCTUATION ORNAMENTS Set of three polystone ornaments — Ampersand, Question Mark and Exclamation Point. 31/8" (7.9 cm) tall. Includes string for hanging. Illustrated window box.

MUSTACHE ORNAMENT

12563. $1.84/set of 3 (12 set minimum)

12206. $1.42/pc (12 pc minimum)

39048 12563

39048 12653

4¾" (12.1 cm) wide. Plastic with string hanging from metal loop. Illustrated acetate box.

39048 12206

EXISTENTIALIST ORNAMENTS Set of three. 2" (5.1 cm) diameter. Glass. Includes string for hanging. Illustrated box.

12799. $3.99/set of 3 (4 set minimum) 7

39048 12799

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NUMERICAL INDEX 09181. FINGER MONSTERS....................................12

12522. GRUMP NOTEBOOKS..................................48

12811. RAINBOW FINGER HANDS...........................23

09510. DELUXE DISGUISE GLASSES ........................32

12530. HANDICORN..............................................22

12818. FINGER LOBSTER CLAWS.............................24

09511. DELUXE RUBBER CHICKEN..........................29

12542. SQUIRREL IN UNDERPANTS AIR FRESHENER.39

12820. HANDIMONSTER........................................22

10295. PRISM.......................................................33

12550. UNICORN SQUIRREL FEEDER.......................41

12822. RUBBER CHICKEN KEYRING.........................29

10481. TOOTHPICK BIRD........................................32

12553. INTROVERT ORNAMENT..............................59

12823. CAR FULL OF BEES AUTO SUNSHADE............37

11093. DASHBOARD JESUS....................................26

12558. SQUIRREL IN UNDERPANTS ORNAMENT.......58

12829. UNICORN SPINNER NOTEBOOK....................49

11126. GIANT WOODEN PENCIL..............................33

12563. PUNCTUATION ORNAMENTS.......................59

12838. GLOW-IN-THE-DARK RUBBER CHICKEN........29

11476. BACON BANDAGES.....................................44

12574. CRAZY CAT LADY® BANDAGES.....................45

12839. INFLATABLE TIARA.....................................32

11657. JESUS BANDAGES.......................................44

12593. ITTY BITTY RUBBER CHICKENS....................10

12844. EYEBALL FINGER PUPPETS..........................24

11748. UNICORN BANDAGES..................................44

12595. HANDICAT.................................................22

12848. BABY FACE................................................49

11761. YODELLING PICKLE.....................................34

12614. PUG HEAD ORNAMENT...............................59

12849. BIGFOOT PLAYING CARDS...........................46

11763. SWITCHBLADE COMB.................................33

12617. HANDIPUG................................................22

12850. RUTH BADER GINSBURG NODDER...............26

11794. LI’L DEVIL’S TRICK OF THE DAY....................32

12620. FINGER FEET..............................................23

12851. FINGER SQUIRRELS....................................21

11815. GLOW FINGER ZOMBIES..............................12

12630. CRAZY CAT LADY® ORNAMENT....................58

11818. PICKLE BANDAGES.....................................44

12637. GLOW-IN-THE-DARK FINGER TENTACLES......25

12857. CAR FULL OF RUBBER CHICKENS AUTO SUNSHADE..................................................37

11940. INFLATABLE TURKEY..................................32

12644. SEATTLE SOCKS..........................................43

11951. HANDERPANTS™........................................27

12649. GERTRUDE ORNAMENT...............................59

11957. BACON LIP BALM.......................................33

12653. SANTA PIGEON TREE TOPPER......................59

12027. CREEPY HORSE HEAD MASK........................41

12674. WIND-UP CHATTERING TEETH.....................16

12041. UH OH… EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS..........27

12675. SELF-ESTEEM COLORING BOOK....................49

12086. INSTANT UNDERPANTS...............................27

12677. OBVIOUS PLANT – HIGH FIVE THIS SIGN.....49

12098. EMERGENCY BOWTIE.................................32

12678. DUCK FEET................................................25

12139. EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS DISPENSER........27

12686. BIGFOOT SOCKS.........................................43

12161. FINGER TENTACLES....................................25

12694. GLOW-IN-THE-DARK FINGER MONSTERS......12

12179. PUBLIC TOILET SURVIVAL KIT......................27

12698. HANDISQUIRREL........................................22

12185. BACON CANDY...........................................52

12700. SLOTH NURSE BANDAGES...........................45

12192. BACON CANDY CANES.................................53

12703. BRAVERY BANDAGES..................................45

12206. MUSTACHE ORNAMENT..............................59

12706. PICKLE CANDY...........................................52

12266. EMERGENCY GOOGLY EYES..........................33

12713. FINGER CAT PAWS......................................25

12303. BIGFOOT AIR FRESHENER...........................39

12731. DOLLAR PYRAMID ORNAMENT....................59

12313. PICKLE CANDY CANES.................................54

12732. GLOW CATS..................................................3

12322. LUCKY YODELLING CHRISTMAS PICKLE ORNAMENT...............................................59

12737. NOSE PENCIL SHARPENER..........................33

12389. SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT BANDAGES...........44 12404. INSTANT AUDIENCE....................................35 12412. GIANT LOBSTER CLAWS..............................34 12458. BIGFOOT ACTION FIGURE............................28 12467. BACON AIR FRESHENER..............................38 12470. CRAZY CAT LADY® ACTION FIGURE...............28 12473. HORSE HEAD SQUIRREL FEEDER..................41 12477. BIGFOOT BANDAGES..................................44 12495. BIGFOOT ORNAMENT.................................58 12513. FINGER HANDS..........................................23 12517. BIGFOOT POCKET JOURNALS.......................48 12519. BIGFOOT RESEARCH KIT..............................48

12743. EMERGENCY CAT........................................35 12745. EMERGENCY BIGFOOT................................35 12754. UFF DA! SOCKS...........................................43 12757. HANDICORGI.............................................22 12759. FINGER HANDS FOR FINGER HANDS............23 12760. FINGER CATS..............................................21 12761. CAR FULL OF SQUIRRELS AUTO SUNSHADE...38 12764. BLACK AND WHITE FINGER MONSTERS........12 12777. CHAMPION RUBBER CHICKEN.....................29 12791. MAC & CHEESE CANDY CANES......................54 12799. EXISTENTIALIST ORNAMENTS.....................59 12809. STRESS MANATEE.........................................8 12810. PICKLE AIR FRESHENER..............................38 ARCHIE McPHEE WHOLESALE

12858. ROSIE THE RIVETER NOTEBOOKS.................48 12860. FRIED CHICKEN CANDY...............................52 12864. KRAMPUS ORNAMENT...............................58 12870. BIGFOOT FINGER FEET................................25 12872. RACING BABIES.........................................15 12875. FINGER BRAINS.........................................24 12878. FLY WIDOW GAME......................................47 12879. SUNNY THE HAPPY BLOBFISH.......................8 12886. PAGAN BREAKFAST GOD MASK....................42 12888. FUZZY BIGFOOT NOTEBOOK........................49 12889. EMERGENCY CHICKEN................................35 12891. DISAPPOINTED SIGH..................................35 12904. PICKLE PLAYING CARDS..............................46 12906. LEECH BANDAGES......................................45 12907. GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ALIEN FINGER HANDS..24 12908. RACING REAPERS.......................................15 12909. KALE CANDY..............................................52 12911. EMERGENCY GOAT......................................35 12912. PIZZA CANDY.............................................52 12915. RACING POSSUMS......................................15 12917. 3D BAT AIR FRESHENER..............................40 12918. GLOW-IN-THE-DARK FINGER TARDIGRADES. 21 12919. CAR FULL OF ALIENS AUTO SUNSHADE.........37 12920. AROMATIC MUSHROOM AIR FRESHENER......39 12922. FINGER RATS.............................................20 12923. OFFICE POSSUM........................................36 12924. BLOBFISH ORNAMENT................................57 12925. GLOW CHAMBER PUZZLE............................50 12927. TARDIGRADE ORNAMENT...........................57 12928. RUBBER CHICKEN MADNESS PUZZLE...........50

12930. BIGGEST & LOUDEST RUBBER CHICKEN........29

12985. HOT DOG CANDY CANES..............................54

13034. OFFICE AXOLOTL........................................36

12931. MONSTER ORNAMENT SET..........................57

12986. BIGFOOT AUTO SUNSHADE..........................38

13035. FANTASTIC FINGER MONSTERS....................12

12932. LORD UNICORN AND HIS PUMPKIN KINGDOM PUZZLE..................................50

12987. ITTY BITTY GARGOYLES................................3

13036. ITTY BITTY BIGFOOT...................................10

12988. DR. JEKYLL & MR. HYDE ORNAMENT............57

13037. HAM MASK................................................42

12989. 3D CROW AIR FRESHENER.........................40

13038. PIGEON IN A PEANUT.................................13

12990. RACING BLOBFISH......................................15

13039. ITTY BITTY WHALES...................................10

12991. FINGER OWLS............................................18

13040. FINGER HUMMINGBIRDS............................17

12992. POSSUM AIR FRESHENER............................39

13041. SURPRISE POPPING POSSUM........................7

12993. FINGER PIGEONS........................................18

13042. NOSE FINGER PUPPETS...............................24

12994. ENLIGHTENED BIGFOOT ORNAMENT............57

13043. ITTY BITTY SNAILS.....................................11

12995. TARDIGRADE NIGHT LIGHT..........................28

13044. PIZZA MASK..............................................42

12996. A COLLECTION OF MINI MUSHROOMS............5

13045. ITTY BITTY POISON DART FROGS.................11

12997. SOUR CREAM & ONION CANDY CANES..........54

13046. PURRRLY KITTY IN A BOX..............................8

12998. RACING CATS IN BOXES...............................14

13047. CLEANING KITTIES.......................................2

12999. I BELIEVE AIR FRESHENER..........................39

13048. ITTY BITTY MUSHROOMS............................11

13000. WIND-UP BIGFOOT.....................................16

13049. OFFICE BIGFOOT........................................36

13001. GROANING BLOBFISH...................................8

13050. PANCAKE MASK.........................................42

13002. BUTTER CANDY CANES...............................53

13051. SQUISHY HEDGEHOG....................................6

13003. FINGER AXOLOTLS......................................19

13052. WIND-UP CRAZY CROW..............................16

13004. HOT DOG CANDY........................................52

13053. ITTY BITTY TROPHIES...................................9

13005. JACKALOPE NODDER..................................26

13055. OFFICE SQUIRREL......................................36

13006. GO GO GARGOYLE! THE GAME......................47

13056. FINGER HEDGEHOGS..................................19

13008. VULTURE ORNAMENT.................................56

13057. ITTY BITTY TRASH......................................10

13009. FINGER GECKOS.........................................19

13058. GOTH CATS..................................................2

13010. MEDITATING MUSHROOM ORNAMENT.........56

13060. SPLAT POSSUM............................................6

13012. BIGFOOT NIGHT LIGHT................................28

13061. DANTE’S INFERNO CANDY CANES................53

13013. MURDER OF CROWS.....................................3

13062. ITTY BITTY BONES........................................9

13014. CHICKEN FEET............................................25

13063. GRUMPY FROG ORNAMENT.........................55

13015. AXOLOTL ORNAMENT.................................56

13064. WIND-UP PERKY PIGEON...........................16

13016. ITTY BITTY BLOBFISH.................................11

13065. FINGER EAGLES..........................................17

13017. HAPPY HOT DOG ORNAMENT......................56

13066. BIGFOOT UNDERPANTS...............................27

13018. SOUR CREAM & ONION CANDY....................52

13067. ITTY BITTY FOREST......................................9

13019. GROOV'N BIGFOOT ERASERS.........................5

13068. RACING CATS IN SACKS...............................14

13020. ITTY BITTY AXOLOTLS.................................11

13069. AXOLOTL AIR FRESHENER...........................39

13021. 3D BLUE JAY AIR FRESHENER......................40

13070. ITTY BITTY ALIENS.....................................10

13022. RACING SLOTHS.........................................14

13071. GOTH CAT ORNAMENT................................55

13023. SQUISHY BIGFOOT BFF.................................6

13072. FINGER BIRD FEEDER BIRDS........................17

13024. RACING CROWS.........................................14

13073. POSSUM FLAVORED CANDY CANES..............53

13025. ITTY BITTY HANDS.......................................9

13074. ITTY BITTY BODY PARTS...............................9

13026. BOX OF AXOLOTLS........................................4

13075. JINGLE BUTTS............................................55

13027. FINGER GOATS...........................................19

13076. BIGFOOT BASECAMP....................................3

13028. SQUEAK PICKLE...........................................7

13077. EMERGENCY CROW....................................34

13029. MEDITATING AXOLOTLS................................4

13079. ITTY BITTY TOOLS........................................9

13030. FINGER VULTURES......................................18

13080. GRAVY CANDY CANES.................................53

13031. ITTY BITTY TARDIGRADES...........................11

13081. ITTY BITTY CITY CRITTERS..........................10

13032. SURPRISE POPPING ALLEY CAT.....................7

13082. CROW IN A PEANUT....................................13

13033. 3D HUMMINGBIRD AIR FRESHENER............40 To order go to wholesale.mcphee.com

13083. EMERGENCY MONKEY................................34

12934. GENERIC BANDAGES...................................45 12935. TOY EXPLOSION PUZZLE..............................50 12936. HOW DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD GAME.........................................47 12937. DUCK DAY AFTERNOON PUZZLE...................51 12938. GENERIC PLAYING CARDS..........................46 12939. RACING ROACHES.......................................15 12940. KETCHUP CANDY CANES.............................54 12941. FINGER UNICORNS.....................................21 12942. 3D BEE AIR FRESHENER..............................40 12943. EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CHICKEN..................29 12944. SQUIRREL IN UNDERPANTS NODDER...........26 12945. THUMB HAT...............................................43 12946. RACING RUBBER CHICKENS.........................15 12947. PHO CANDY...............................................52 12949. FINGER MONSTER FIESTA PUZZLE................51 12951. DAD’S JOKE DRAWER PUZZLE......................51 12953. ACTION FIGURE EXTRAVAGANZA PUZZLE.....51 12954. STRESS POSSUM..........................................8 12955. HANDICLAUS.............................................22 12957. FINGER PIGS..............................................21 12958. KETCHUP CANDY........................................52 12960. MEDITATING BIGFOOT..................................5 12963. FINGER CROWS..........................................18 12964. MONSTER BANDANA..................................43 12965. STRESS WEREWOLF......................................8 12966. BABY RACCOON BUDDY..............................36 12967. POSSUM IN A PEANUT................................13 12968. FINGER BATS.............................................21 12969. SQUAWKING PIGEON....................................7 12970. KITTY PLAYING CARDS..............................46 12971. FINGER POSSUMS......................................20 12972. ZEN BIGFOOT.............................................26 12973. PUG IN A PEANUT......................................13 12974. FINGER RACCOONS.....................................20 12977. FINGER MEERKATS.....................................20 12978. SANTAUR ORNAMENT................................58 12979. HAPPY AXOLOTLS.........................................4 12980. SANTA POSSUM ORNAMENT.......................58 12981. BIGFOOT NODDER......................................26 12982. MEDITATING MUSHROOMS...........................5 12983. ANTS!.........................................................3 12984. GNOME SQUIRREL FEEDER..........................41

ALPHABETICAL INDEX 3-D AIR FRESHENERS............................................40

FINGER PUPPETS....................................... 12, 17-25

PICKLE PRODUCTS............ 7, 34, 38, 44, 46, 52, 54, 59

ACTION FIGURES............................................. 28, 51

FLY WIDOW GAME.................................................47

PIGEON PRODUCTS............................7, 13, 16, 18, 59

AIR FRESHENERS.............................................38-40

FOREST, ITTY BITTY.................................................9

PLAYING CARDS....................................................46

ALIEN PRODUCTS.......................................10, 24, 37

FROGS PRODUCTS........................................... 11, 55

POPPING CATS AND POSSUMS..................................7

ANTS!.....................................................................3

GAMES.................................................................47

POSSUM PRODUCTS.6-8, 10, 13, 15, 20, 36, 39, 53, 58

AUTO SUNSHADES............................................37-38

GARGOYLES...................................................... 3, 47

PRISM..................................................................33

AXOLOTL PRODUCTS.................... 4, 11, 19, 36, 39, 56

GLASSES, DELUXE DISGUISE...................................32

PULL-BACK RACERS..........................................14-15

BABIES, RACING....................................................15

GNOME SQUIRREL FEEDER.....................................41

PURRRLY KITTY IN A BOX.........................................8

BABY FACE............................................................49

GOAT PRODUCTS............................................. 19, 35

PUZZLES..........................................................50-51

BACON PRODUCTS.................................33, 44, 52-53

GOOGLY EYES, EMERGENCY....................................33

RACERS, PULL-BACK.........................................14-15

BANDAGES......................................................44-45

GOTH CATS....................................................... 2, 55

REAPERS, RACING.................................................15

BANDANA, MONSTER............................................43

GROANING BLOBFISH..............................................8

RESEARCH KIT, BIGFOOT........................................48

BASECAMP, BIGFOOT...............................................3

HANDERPANTS™...................................................27

ROACHES, RACING.................................................15

BIGFOOT PRODUCTS........3, 5-6, 10, 16, 25-28, 35-36, 38-39, 43-44, 46, 48-49, 57-58

HANDIPUPPETS....................................................22

RUBBER CHICKEN PRODUCTS..... 10, 29, 35, 37, 47, 50

HEDGEHOG, PRODUCTS..................................... 6, 19

SNAILS, ITTY BITTY...............................................11

HORSE HEAD SQUIRREL FEEDER.............................41

SOCKS..................................................................43

HUMMINGBIRD PRODUCTS.............................. 17, 40

SPLAT POSSUM.......................................................6

INFLATABLE PRODUCTS.........................................32

SQUEAK PICKLE.......................................................7

ITTY BITTY PRODUCTS.................................... 3, 9-11

SQUIRREL FEEDERS...............................................41

JACKALOPE NODDER..............................................26

SQUIRREL PRODUCTS.10, 21-22, 26, 36, 38-39, 41, 58

JINGLE BUTTS.......................................................55

SQUISHY PRODUCTS................................................6

LIP BALM, BACON.................................................33

STRESS PRODUCTS..................................................8

LOBSTER CLAW PRODUCTS............................... 24, 34

TARDIGRADES PRODUCTS..................... 11, 21, 28, 57

MASKS............................................................41-42

TENTACLES, FINGER...............................................25

MEDITATING PRODUCTS................................. 4-5, 26

THUMB HAT..........................................................43

MONKEY, EMERGENCY...........................................34

TOOLS, ITTY BITTY..................................................9

MONSTER PRODUCTS........................... 12, 22, 43, 57

TOOTHPICK BIRD...................................................32

MURDER OF CROWS................................................3

TRASH, ITTY BITTY................................................10

MUSHROOM PRODUCTS......................... 5, 11, 39, 56

TRICK OF THE DAY, LI’L DEVIL’S...............................32

NIGHT LIGHTS.......................................................28

TROPHIES, ITTY BITTY.............................................9

NODDERS.............................................................26

UNDERWEAR PRODUCTS............................ 26-27, 58

NOSE FINGER PUPPETS..........................................24

UNICORN PRODUCTS....................... 21, 41, 44, 49-50

NOSE PENCIL SHARPENER......................................33

VULTURE PRODUCTS....................................... 18, 56

NOTEBOOKS....................................................48-49

WHALES, ITTY BITTY.............................................10

OFFICE ANIMALS...................................................36

WIND-UP PRODUCTS.............................................16

ORNAMENTS....................................................55-59

YODELLING PICKLE.......................................... 34, 59

PEANUT CARS.......................................................13

ZEN BIGFOOT........................................................26

PENCIL, GIANT WOODEN........................................33

ZOMBIES, GLOW FINGER........................................12

BIRD FEEDER BIRDS, FINGER..................................17 BLOBFISH PRODUCTS............................. 8, 11, 15, 57 BODY PARTS, ITTY BITTY..........................................9 BONES, ITTY BITTY..................................................9 BOOKS.................................................................49 BOWTIE, EMERGENCY............................................32 BRAINS, FINGER...................................................24 CANDY............................................................52-54 CANDY CANES..................................................53-54 CAT PRODUCTS............ 2-3, 7-8, 14, 21-22, 25, 35, 46 CITY CRITTERS, ITTY BITTY.....................................10 CLEANING KITTIES...................................................2 COLORING BOOKS..................................................49 COMB, SWITCHBLADE............................................33 CRAZY CAT LADY® PRODUCTS......................28, 45, 58 CROW PRODUCTS................... 3, 13-14, 16, 18, 34, 40 EAGLES, FINGER....................................................17 ELECTRONIC BUTTONS......................................34-35 EMERGENCY PRODUCTS....................................32-35 EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CHICKEN..............................29 ERASERS, GROOV’N BIGFOOT...................................5 FINGER FEET................................................... 23, 25 FINGER HANDS.....................................................23 FINGER MONSTERS......................................... 12, 51

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