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TYPE OF PEOPLE ON VALENTINE’S DAY
from February 1, 2023
by North Star
Valentine’s Day is around the corner. Take a look at the most common types of people found on Valentine’s Day (Content by Morgan Chairs)
The Optimist
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It doesn’t matter if they’re single or in a relationship, they’ll be your hype person. Similar to ‘The Cupid’ they want happiness for everyone except they’ll embrace your singleness. Most likely making and buying valentines for everyone they know with the hopes of making sure no one feels left out. When it comes to their personal life it doesn’t matter whether or not they are single they’ll enjoy the ‘day of love’ regardless.
The Cupid or Match-maker
Their one goal for the day: make people fall in love. The help could be wanted or not and this person wouldn’t care. They’ll find a way to meddle like it’s their one and only job. What day is better than Valentine’s Day to play Cupid? Who knows what lengths they’ll go to, but in the end it’s worth it to them because they love love.
The Love Birds
Whether they’ve been together for a month or years there’s always those couples that go above and beyond to declare their love for each other. From massive amounts of PDA and public romantic grand gestures to the non stop ‘lovey dovey’ social media posts about their love. If your goal is to avoid them, it’s best to stay off their
The Anti-Valentine
“This is a holiday made by consumerism and capitalist interest,” or something along those lines will most likely come out of this person’s mouth. They detest Valentine’s Day. Whether it’s from a broken heart or simply just not liking the day, they won’t hesitate to negatively talk about the ‘day of love’ no matter if it’s warranted or not.
The Capitalist
This one is pretty self explanatory. Their main goal is to make as much money as possible. From promoting the day two months in advance to trying to sell overpriced flowers and chocolate. Never fear, the day after Valentine’s day all these things will be on sale in the hopes of making room and getting ready for the next holiday.
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