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How to Ace Every Kind of Oral: By a Queer Woman, for People Everywhere written BY Jem Garcia art BY Elena Sviatoslavsky With oral, it’s important to enunciate — spell out every letter. Take your time to establish the broad strokes of your topic — make sure the audience follows your tempo to its thundering climax. If you’re not presenting in your first language, you’ll need to get comfortable stretching and flexing the limits of your vocabulary. Not everyone is a natural at oral, but if you practice, you’re guaranteed to improve — and touch your listeners deeply...
minora, and the vaginal opening itself, with the perineum beneath everything. While we won’t be discussing the perineum, you’ll have to be comfortable kissing across every part if you want to be able to impress just about anyone (yes, toss your salads1). Before you graduate to that, however, here’s a run-down of each part of the vulva alongside what I’d recommend you do. We’ll do parts of the vagina next, and you can mix and match as you’re most capable:
I’m talking about how to eat pussy, by the way — because FEM can’t have a print issue 1. “— I have a HUGE clit, so somethemed “consumption” without one! To ace this kind of oral, let’s dive in with the proper attitude, information, and resources to do it right.
First things first! What is a pussy? Can’t pet the cat without getting to know them. For starters, know their name(s). What people tend to call the vagina isn’t actually the vagina. The vagina refers to the internal muscular canal that connects the external area, correctly known as the vulva, to the cervix at its deep end. The technicalities may be intimidating at first, but it’s important to understand the differences between the vulva and the vagina — the external and the internal parts you’ll be going down on, which require different approaches. Not to mention, all vaginas are different. You ought to be prepared to reacquaint yourself with every new kit like it’s your first ever. Externally, you’ll typically find the vulva is made up of the glans clitoris, the labia majora and
times direct stimulation is too good that I can’t cum, I feel like I’ll pass out —” — My editor, getting too real with me
If you’ve read any other self-professed expert’s guide on oral, then you know that the clit can be your best friend — the glans (the external part of the clit) is a tiny bud with about twice as many nerve endings as the whole cabeza of a penis! Many vagina-bearers need clitoral stimulation — and because it’s so sensitive, you’ll want to check in with your partner about what rhythm and angle hits just right. Take your time to figure out how quick, consistent, and direct they want your motions to be. In some cases, they may want you to avoid direct touching. This shouldn’t be too hard as it’s usually hidden under the clitoral hood. However, you’d still have to watch out for the lower half of the glans, which tends to be the most sensitive area and tends to peek out during arousal (due to increased blood flow). If your partner likes direct stimulation, then you would usually have to lightly push the hood upward and part the lips to touch all of the pearl. (Hot tip: it’s easier and sometimes gets your partner turned on if you ask them to spread themselves for you.)
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