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A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean ¯ Thursday, July 14, 2011 ¯ Vol. 9, No. 23 ¯ Cape May, America’s Original Seaside Resort

Food, Fun And Fireworks At The All-American Picnic

Kids enjoyed the All-American Picnic at Congress Hall just as much as their adult counterparts... more photographs inside. Aleksey Moryakov

THIS WEEK...

Oui Oui.. It’s The French Issue!

Watching Fireworks In North Cape May

Going Red, White And Blue At The Grand

E-Street Shuffle Play At Harry’s

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Pages 48-56

Pages 71-81


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The Almanac thursdAY July 14 Mostly sunny

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High Temperature: 83 Low Temperature: 68 Chance of Rain: 10% Sunrise: 5:46am Sunset: 8:25pm High Tides: 8:00am, 8:321pm Low Tides: 1:47am, 1:42pm

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LUCKY BONES

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BACKWATER GRILLE

Serving Lunch & Dinner Daily from 11:30am

Steel Drum Brunch Sundays 9am-1pm

“Best Burger” Finalist - NJ Monthly

Coldest Beer in Cape May!

Lunch • Dinner Thin Crust Brick-Oven Pizza

1200 Route 109 South, Cape May (609) 884-BONE (2663)


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FISH MARKET SPECIALS friday, july 15 tHRU sunday, july 17

Conch Chowder $5.50/pint

Wild Caught, Copper River

Sockeye Salmon $9.95/pound

TAKE-OUT SPECIALS friday, july 15 & saturday, july 16

hot Combo Appetizer Special 2 Clams Casino, 2 BBQ Clams, 2 Oysters Rockefeller

$7.95 Broiled or Fried

stuffed shrimp PLATTER

Served with baked potato or French fries & coleslaw.

$10.95

Fisherman’s Wharf, Cape May

609-884-3064 www.thelobsterhouse.com Call Ahead & We’ll Have It Waiting For You!


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live entertainment Thursday, July 14 - The Loop - $3 Miller Lites & Bombs Saturday, July 16

Friday, July 15

Goodman Evolution Fiske Monday, July 18

Sunday, July 17

The Zone

Behind the Beautiful

Tuesday, July 19

Wednesday, July 20

DJ Jon K with Mike Dempsey on Percussion $2 Miller Lites

DJ Jon K

$3 Yuengling & Yuengling Lights

Kitchen open until 2am all summer long!

OPEN 7 DAYS 11AM-2AM YEAR ROUND!

(609) 884-3459 426 Washington Street Mall Cape May Now Serving Trits!


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Shirley Stiles

Frog flippin’ fun

Caroline Olson

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Open Mon - Sat. 7am-8pm & Sunday 7am-3pm Check us out on facebook or call 609-884-8030 for our daily specials! The Depot features popular homemade soups, salad selections, house roasted meats and local seafood specials

Talk to us about planning your next catered event! Eat In or Take Out • Catering for Any Event! 409 Elmira Street, Cape May (Next to the Train Station) • 609-884-8030


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LIVE ENTERTAINMENT [10pm - 2am]

JULY 15 & 16 • Cape May Diamonds JULY 22 • Scream JULY 23 • Dead Poets JULY 29 • The Sensational Soul Cruisers JULY 30 • Ravioli Shanker

HAPPY HOUR

LIVE ENTERTAINMENT [4:30pm - 7:30pm]

JULY 17 • Blind Drunk Aidan Neavin, Mia D’Arco, Tierney Neavin

• 1/2 price drink specials! All Draft Beer Domestic Bottles Margaritas on the rocks House Wine by the glass $5 flatbreads (at main and small bar only)

EVERY THURSDAY

Kathy Healey, Lilly, Sofia, Laura Sachar

[9pm] • “Are You Smarter Than A Bartender” Bar Trivia – It’s You vs. The Bartender! Weekly Prizes.

609-884-4800 At the corner of Beach Ave. & Decatur Street www.CabanasOnTheBeach.com Sofia

www.facebook.com/CabanasOnTheBeach


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Live Music

Open Daily for Lunch & Dinner

Friday, July 15 • 8-12pm velvet elvis

Breakfast on Saturday & Sunday

Saturday, July 16 • 8-12pm STAGE PASS

Enjoy Sushi and Cocktails on the Deck

Sunday, July 17 • 2-6pm it’s a sinatra thinG

Restaurant, Bar & Marina

954 Ocean Drive, Cape May

(Between the Garden State Parkway & Wildwood Crest On the Bay at Harbor View Marina)

609-884-5444•www.harborviewcapemay.com

C-View Inn Cape May’s Oldest & Friendliest Tavern

Mondays - Rib DAY 1/2 Rack - $8.50 All Day Long Tuesdays - TAVERN PIZZA & TACO DAY $3.50 Small Pizzas $5.50 Large Pizzas $1 Tacos Wednesdays our famous wing night! starting at 3pm

BEST WINGS IN SOUTH JERSEY Take-Out Package Goods Daily Specials 8 Flat Screen TVs happy hour Mon - Tues - Thurs - Fri 3-5pm $2 Domestics $3 Well Drinks

Best Wings & Great Specials 

Corner of Texas Ave. & Washington St., Cape May • 884-4712


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The EZ Guide To What’s Going On The who, what, when and where of Cape May’s social scene

Thursday, July 14 Cape May In Blue And Gray Tour And Dinner Hear how the Civil War divided Cape Island on this tour and dinner, brought to life by Actors Offstage. Begin with a trolley ride to the Chalfonte Hotel and tour the Civil War artifact room. Then enjoy a traditional Southern fried chicken dinner and discuss your evening. Cost is $35 for adults, $17 for children, begins at 5:15. Call 884-5404 for details. Movies On The Beach: Jaws Every Thursday, the good people from the Cape May Chamber of Commerce screen free movies on the beach. This week, strap on your life vest and prepare for Jaws – based on reallife shark attacks in New Jersey, and set in a town that’s a lot like Cape May. If you have little ones in tow, come early for a screening of the animated short “Kenny the Shark.” Show starts around 8:30pm, kids activities start at 7:30pm on the beach by the convention hall site. Call 884-5508 for details. Friday, July 15 Full Moon Lighthouse Climb The Friends of the Cape May Lighthouse host this moonlit climb up the 199 steps of the lighthouse. Stand at the starry top and enjoy a spectacular view. Free to Friends members, or $7 for adults and $3 for children. Climbs run from 8pm to 10pm at the lighthouse in Cape May Point State Park. For details, call 884-5404. Saturday, July 16 Cabanas Cape May Beach Bash Cabanas on Beach Avenue hosts this event, which pits athletes in different divisions against one another for a chance at glory, prizes and commemorative T-shirts. The games are on the beach, but food and drink specials are at the bar. Register at www.greatamericanvolleyball.com. For details, call 884-4800. Hands-On And Homespun Weekend At Historic Cold Spring Village Travel back to a time when nothing you bought said “Made in China” (except for tea, maybe). At Hands-On and Homespun, running Saturday and Sunday from 10am-4:30pm, Historic Cold Spring Village comes alive with activities for the whole family. There will be crafts, a special demonstration from the New Jersey Blacksmith Association, as well as demon-

Visitors to Historic Cold Spring Village can learn the techniques behind basket weaving, lace making and more at Hands-On and Homespun Weekend, this Saturday and Sunday. strations on glass art, lace making, basket weaving and wool spinning. $10 for adults, $8 for children. Located on Route 9, three miles north of the island. Call 898-2300. Sunday, July 17 Jazz Vespers Concert Stop by the First Presbyterian Church at 500 Hughes Street for an evening of jazz with the Howard Issacson Band. One of the best sax players in the area, Issacson and his ensemble will play tunes ranging from be-bop to contemporary light jazz. A $5 donation is suggested, starts at 8pm. For details, call 884-0680. Monday, July 18 Cape May Stage Presents An Evening With Liz Callaway Broadway star Liz Callaway presents an evening of showstoppers at the Robert Shackleton Playhouse. Callaway has performed in Cats and Miss Saigon, and was the singing voice of the princess in Anastasia. Tickets are $75, show starts at 8pm. Call 884-1341. Tuesday, July 19 Cape May Stage Presents “The Understudy” The Understudy offers a love triangle with plenty of comic relief. Know what happens

when a movie star finds himself miscast in a stage production of a Kafka masterpiece? Hilarity ensues. Starring G.R. Johnson, Kristen Calgaro and Lucas Darnell, the show starts at 8pm. $35 for adults, $30 for seniors, $15 for students. Call 884-1341. Wednesday, July 20 Bearcat Bootleggers At The Physick Estate Welcome to the Blind Pig – Cape May’s most notorious speakeasy. It’s the height of Prohibition and you won’t get past the bouncer without a password. Drinking is against the law, of course, but everybody’s doing it, so how bad can it be? Find out during this murderous piece of mystery theater at the Physick Estate. $25 for adults, $20 for children. Show starts at 8:30pm. For reservations, call 884-5404. UPCOMING EVENTS Sunday, July 24 Sandcastles For Sarcoma Awareness Join sandcastle architects from all over in this event, dedicated to raising awareness and funding for sarcoma research. Do your part while spending a fun day on the beach. There will be several awards for best castles and best junior castle-builder. Runs from 9am-1pm at the Cove beach. Call 425-8504.

Want to tell us about an event? CALL (609) 770-8479 or email jon@exitzero.us


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Dinner Nightly from 5pm Davies and Rossi family

Reserve Your Private Party

Lil’ Dan Francis, Dr Dan Francis, Lisa Gavin, Amanda Francis, Kalee Francis, Layla Francis, Lil’ Justin Smith

Rehearsal Dinners • Reunions Baby Showers • Bridal Showers Any Special Occasion

Reservations: (609) 898-9800 301 Washington Street Mall, Cape May Corner of Washington & Perry Street

www.cucinarosa.com

Jerry Catanese, Corinne Catanese, Abby Wolf


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Angelo and Darlene Rigazio

Kathy and Caroline Olson

Lilly, Sofia

Jerry, Judy

Roseann and Vinny G.

Barbara Smith and friend

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at 7 ocean

Serving Dinner from 5:30 Wednesday thru Monday Outdoor Oceanfront Seating Available!

Reserve Now for Special Events!

Serving Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner Daily

Join Us for sunday funday Sunday, July 17 3-6pm

Music by Jim Colubiale BYOB (bring your own beach chair!) Beach Avenue & Howard Street at the Hotel Macomber (609) 884 8811 www.unionparkdiningroom.com

Come Listen to Doug Williams on piano! He plays Thursday, Friday and Sunday

7 Ocean Street at the Inn of Cape May 609-884-5555 • innofcapemay.com


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The Police Blotter

DUBOIS, Pennsylania - A Burger King customer flew into a rage when a drive-through clerk told him they were out of French fries, then scuffled with officers and kicked out a police car window. He was charged with assault and reckless endangerment.

Classic Quotations

A Story From The Past “France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.” Mark Twain “How can anyone govern a nation that has 240 different kinds of cheese?” Charles de Gaulle “They aren’t much at fighting wars anymore. Despite their reputation for fashion, their women have spindly legs. Their music is sappy. But they do know how to whip up a plate of grub.” Mike Royko “France is the most civilized country in the world and doesn’t care who knows it.” John Gunther “Dogs smoke in France.” Ozzy Osbourne “I don’t have to ‘freedom kiss’ my wife when what I want to do is French kiss her.” Woody Allen

with a solid plan to fund the $12.7 million necessary to establish the new ferry service, the Delaware River and Bay Authority agreed in 1963 to purchase four ships from the Chesapeake Bay and Tunnel District. These four vessels, three running on steam and the other using a more modern motor system, would make up the new Cape May-Lewes Ferry. On July 1, 1964, the Cape May-Lewes Ferry officially opened for business. Ben Miller

Facebook Mystery Contest

Weird Word Of The Week

FINANCIER Not what you think! A financier is a small French cake, a light, moist teacake similar to sponge cake, and it usually contains almond flavoring. Financiers are often baked in shaped molds, and the name is said to be derived from the traditional rectangular mold, which resembles a bar of gold.

Don Pocher

KNOW your way around Cape May? Think of yourself as the observant type? Feast your eyes on the photograph above, prepared by our resident cryptographer Kate Chadwick. If you think you know what establishment you’re staring at, then you have a chance to win a $50 gift certificate to spend at a local business. Go to the Exit Zero Facebook page before Monday for a full-size, full-color photo and instructions on how to enter – follow the instructions carefully. And, don’t worry if you have never used Facebook before – it’s easy! Just ask your six-year-old nephew for help. To enter, look for the mystery photo at www.facebook. com/exitzeropublishing. Good luck!

Random Fact Of The Week

The guillotine was the execution method developed during the French Revolution by a surgeon, Dr Joseph Guillotin, and it remained the official method of execution until France abolished the death penalty in 1981. The last time it was used was in 1977.

Fortune Cookie Of The Week J “One who admires you greatly is hidden before your eyes.” J Once a week, the folks at Exit Zero eat at Cape Orient, the island’s fine Asian restaurant. Sometimes we find pearls of wisdom at the end of our meal. And sometimes we don’t. The above fortune cookie was eaten with tofu teriyaki. Please note: Any typos are not ours, but those of the fortune cookie manufacturers. We print them as we find them.


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Ramblings From The Editors

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Ideas, idle gossip, and occasionally important odds ’n’ ends

his Saturday, July 16, is the second annual Cabanas Cape May Beach Bash volleyball tournament, so you can expect the beaches across the street from Cabanas (Decatur Street) to be covered in dozens of nets, with players ranging from intermediate to professional vying for prizes and places. If last year’s tournament is any indication, we can also expect plenty of spectators and a great party at Cabanas afterwards (there will be $2 Bud Light and Bud Light Lime from 3-7pm, plus 50% off food for participants and organizers). We’re glad to see Cabanas taking the initiative to organize such a great event – it’s the kind of big thinking that brings new visitors to Cape May, and it is also a lot of fun for those already here. Make sure to get to the tournament, even if you’re not playing. Last year’s open division saw exciting match-ups between former AVP Tour professionals, and the crowd got to soak it all up for free. Don’t miss the chance to see top-notch athletes right here on Cape May’s beaches. We’d like to send a big thank-you to both the folks who organized the Whale Of A Day Festival over in Townbank this past weekend, and to all the loyal EZ fans, both old and new, who stopped by to say hello and purchase a T-shirt, hat or book at our booth. What a lovely, small-town feel the festival had, and, despite the ghastly heat, everybody was friendly, relatively wellbehaved and seemed to have a lovely time. A special shout-out goes to Carol from the neighboring booth, for her assistance to EZ staffers with the putting up and taking down of our tent – and the purchase of not one but

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out the aptly named Bliss in the Carpenters Square Mall, owned by Mike and Nicole Boschen, for some organic, homemade, triple-premium ice cream. Stay tuned for our full report after we pay a proper visit. WE’D LIKE to draw you attention to a (relatively) new weekly column, “Cape May Cooks,” penned by two inveterate chefs who call themselves Southern Belle and Knickerbocker. This pair have been compiling recipes specially designed to tickle the palates of Exit Zero readers. In fact, they are so specific to this publication that several of the recipes are labelled “EZ.” Turn to page 41 for this week’s installment, which is themed around shellfish – you’ll find recipes for that jewel of the ocean, the scallop, as well as an easy lobster meal for the whole family. And if you’re looking to make good use of those Jersey tomatoes, just you wait for our August color issue, when these dervishes of the kitchen whip up everything from bruschetta to gazpacho. ANOTHER piece of important news: Movies on the Beach are back in action. The Chamber of Commerce is once again hosting free movie screenings every Thursday night. Tonight, take the kids to see the animated film “Kenny the Shark,” then pass them off to the sitter while you sit back for Jaws, which is as apropos a movie as you could ask for in a beach town like ours. Next week, catch Alice in Wonderland. Stop by the beach at 7:30pm to take part in fun and games geared toward the kids, then sit back on a blanket or beach chair for some fine seashore cinema. For details on this and other events in the coming week, consult our hand “EZ Guide To What’s Going On,” which you’ll find on page 9.

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two Cape Mayniac shirts! Speaking of well-organized events, we hear that the fundraiser for the US Coast Guard Flotilla #82, held this past Saturday night, was a smashing success. Gregg Reich of Sturdy Savings Bank, one of the event’s organizers, tells us, “The attendance, weather and vibe exceeded all expectations. We raised a substantial amount to benefit the USCG Auxiliary Flotilla #82, and we had a great time doing so. I personally was in heaven as the Lobster House was kind enough to donate an open oyster bar for the event. In addition, a generous few Cape May County-based businesses donated to the Silent Auction – a surfboard, a TAG Heuer watch and a bike were auctioned, just to name a few of the items. Our hosts, Michael and Jeannie O’Neill, couldn’t have been more welcoming or generous. All aspects of the event went smoothly and we appreciate Exit Zero coming to cover! The Flotilla is sincerely appreciative to all the supporters of the event.” SPEAKING of appreciation, we are thrilled to report the opening of another ice cream shop here in town. Check

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Breakfast & Lunch 8am to 3pm Dinner from 5pm

Live Music - No Cover Thurs, July 14 - Barry Tischler - 7:30-10:30pm Friday, July 15 - Geno White Trio - 7:30-10:30pm

Japanese • Sushi • Chinese • Thai Cuisine

Saturday, July 16 - Joe & Mike - 7:30-10:30pm

OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK YEAR ROUND

Sun., July 17 Open Mic w/ Tom Werkheiser 7-10pm

Lunch • Dinner • Take-Out • Catering 315 Ocean Street, Washington Commons Mall (609) 898-0088 • www.capeorient.com

Wednesday, July 20 - Blondage - 7:30-10:30pm

AT THE CARROLL VILLA HOTEL

19 Jackson Street, Cape May 884-5970 - madbatter.com


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Seaside Cheese Co.

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humbolt

This aged goats milk cheese contains vegetable ash and is pungent, light, creamy amd more complex with age. It has a moist texture and lemony taste.

Vicki and Giana D’Angostaro, Judy Cielo

600 PARK BOULEVARD WEST CAPE MAY • 884-8700

Ocean View FAMILY RESTAURANT

Open Everyday 7am-10pm Lauren, Jen, Robert

Beach Avenue & Grant Street, Cape May 884-3772 • www.oceanviewrestaurant.com

Meghan, Jen, Yvette


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Flower child

Luke Olson

Max Bothwell

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Oyster Bay Steak & Seafood Restaurant

and

CLIPPER SHIP PUB

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~ Talk of the Town 2011 “BienVenue”

Dinner 7 Nights a Week from 5pm

Serving Dinner Nightly From 5pm

Great Menu New Martinis Delicious Desserts

George Karavan at the Baby Grand Saturday Night

Affordable Pub Menu Available!

“Bon Appétit”

Re s e r va t i o n s : 6 0 9 - 8 8 4 - 5 8 7 8 9 9 1 O c e a n D r ive, C a p e M ay w w w. b l u e c l aw r e s t a u r a n t . c o m

Fresh seafood • Tasty steaks • Copper-top bar Bottle & draft beer • Free parking

609-884-2111 615 Lafayette St., Cape May


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John Daily, Maureen

Patti McKnight, Judy Platt

George, Joan

Ed and Cindy Zeuher

Cara Jenson, Amanda Takesh

Rosanne Neumann, John Tye

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Zagat Rated Fine Dining Serving Every Evening New, serving lunch from 12 - 3 Treat yourself to the very best in dining, accommodations and service. You’re sure to be delighted.

1301 Beach Avenue • Exit0_PSI_June1_2011.indd 1

609.884.9090 • petershieldsinn.com 6/7/11 7:22 AM


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Tasting Room Hours: Sun. - Thur. 12-6pm • Friday & Saturday 12-7pm

Winery Tours Daily at 3 pm (reservations recommended)

Live Music on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays from 4pm

Susan, Jack

Blush * Chardonnay * Port Red Reserve * Pinot Grigio * Riesling Cabernet Franc * Merlot Cabernet Sauvignon Apple * Fini Blanc * Albarino

Gift Certificates & Gift Baskets Available

Summer Grill Nights

Every Wednesday Night Doors open at 6:30pm $28 per person - Cash Bar Call for reservations View the menus on our website! Andy, George, Charlie and Christine Acton

Lou, Janet

(609) 884-1169 711 Townbank Road, North Cape May www.capemaywinery.com


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91 Beach Drive, North Cape May (609) 886-5529 www.harpoonhenrys.net

Open Daily

Serving Lunch & Dinner

$5.00 SUNDAYS

Carol Elliott, Pastor Jeff, Leigh Kauffman, Carol Addesso

$5 APPETIZERS $5 PITCHERS MILLER LITE $5 GLASSES OF WINE $5 FROZEN RUM RUNNERS

Live Music By BLONDAGE 1 - 5pm COME & SPEND SUNDAYS ON THE BAY!!!!

Happy Hour Specials

Monday thru Friday

3 - 5:30pm

Carmen, Anna and Eron Sturm

Tuesday - Wing Night Thursday - Prime Rib night Live Music Nightly! Thursday, July 14 - MICHAEL JAMES • 6 - 10pm Friday, July 15 Saturday, July 16 Sunday, July 17 MICHAEL JAMES beachcomber bill beachcomber bill 6 - 10pm 6 - 10pm 6 - 10pm Monday, July 18 ANN OSWALD 6 - 10pm

Tuesday, July 19 SAL ANTHONY 6 - 10pm

Wednesday, July 20 SAL ANTHONY 6 - 10pm

Tracey Martin


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Teresa, Jack

Kristen Neavin, Eileen “Bunny” Janovsky, Melissa D’Arco

Sylvia Nixon, Mia Nixon, Michael, Taylor, Makenna, Susie Austin

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Open Daily

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LUNCH & DINNER

SEAFOOD • STEAKS COCKTAILS

PHILLIES games

Domestic Beer Specials Pints and Bottles $2.50 Available during every game! Join the PHUN!

Art and Jeremy

Early Bird Dinners

Monday thru Thursday 4-6pm

Wednesday Family Friendly Trivia Night - 8pm

Live Music... ThursdayS Jay Bethel Unplugged - 8pm Fridays at 9pm OPEN MIC NIGHT

The Talent has been Awesome!

Saturdays Barry • 9pm SUNDAYS Barry • 4-6pm (609) 884-3449 WASHINGTON STREET MALL, cAPE mAY www.pilothousecapemay.com

Brien and Jess McNally, Sam McNally

| Kids’ Menu | | Great Veggie Dishes | | Charming Patio | | Delicious Desserts | “BEST MEXICAN” by NJ Monthly for the past 6 Years! “BEST of the SHORE” Philadelphia Magazine 2006 “EXCELLENT” — AC Press 2005

Carpenter’s Square Mall Cape May | 898-7750

Sean and Lisa Murphy


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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe

Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

Other details

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A ca Mia 524 Washington Street Mall (609) 884-6661, www.acamia.com

A lovely spot on Cape May’s Washington Street Mall. Fine food of northern Italy & world-class people-watching!

L, D

$10-$30 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

Aleathea’s 7 Ocean Street, (609) 884-5555, Ext. 226 www.innofcapemay.com

This fine restaurant serves breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. Sit on their oceanfront porch and enjoy a cocktail!

B, L, D

$15-$45 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

Avalon coffee 7 Gurney Street, Cape May, 898-8088, www.avaloncoffeecompany.com

The Cape May location is now open daily.. They have great sandwiches as well as great coffee and smoothies!

B, L

$3-$8 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

N/A

NO

YES

Axelsson’s Blue Claw 991 Ocean Drive, (609) 884-5878 blueclawrestaurant.com

Fine dining near the harbor. Elegant dining room, cozy fireplace, and the classic Clipper Ship Pub.

D

$24-$30 Cards: V, MC, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

backstreet 600 Park Boulevard, West Cape May 884-7660, backstreetcapemaynj.com

Downhome cooking and a really friendly, laidback vibe are what you’ll find in this gem of a place. Awesome nightly specials!

B, D

$13-$29 Cards: V, MC, AE

BYOB

YES

YES

BELLA VIDA CAFÉ 406 N. Broadway, (609) 884-6322 www.bellavidacafe.com

“The local café with a wholesome aroma” is what they call it... and that’s how we describe it. Very apt!

B, L

$5-$25 Cards: V, MC, D

BYOB

NO

YES

big wave burritos 1400 Texas Avenue, Cape May (609) 898-To Go

An awesome burrito eatery with a beachy, oh-so-casual vibe and excellent food - great smoothies, too!

L, D

$2-$8

BYOB

NO

YES

The Black Duck 1 Sunset Boulevard, (609) 898-0100 blackduckonsunset.com

A chic interior and stylish food, but the ambience is anything but pretentious. Modern American cuisine.

D

$15-$28 Cards: V, MC

BYOB

YES

NO

blue moon ice cream 102 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 898-1413

Blue Moon is the latest addition to the ice cream scene. Blue Moon also has milkshakes, water ice, fruit shakes, pretzels and more!

Ice Cream

$3-$7 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

N/A

NO

YES

blue Moon pizza Perry Street & Beach Avenue Cape May, (609) 884-3033

If your stomach is grumbling as you lie on the beach, if you need a late-night snack after a fun night at the bars... it’s all here!

L, D

$7-$13 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

NO

YES

The Blue Pig Tavern 251 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-8422 congresshall.com

Congress Hall’s restaurant is better than ever, serving classic tavern food with a twist or two along the way.

B, L, D

$12-$36 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

Boiler room 251 Beach Avenue in Congress Hall (609) 884-8421

The coolest hot spot in town. The Boiler Room is where it’s at for a cocktail and the music to dance it off.

Cocktails

Cards: V, MC, AE, D

Full Bar

NO

NO

brown room 251 Beach Avenue in Congress Hall (609) 884-8421

Cape May’s living room is just the ticket when you want to relax with a beverage and great food.

Cocktails

Cards: V,MC,AE,D

FULL BAR

NO

NO

KEY

u Onsite parking

b Handicap accessible

H Takeout available

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Jerry Dash, Michael Dash, Jim and Jonne Rose

Mohammed Wali, Melissa Casablances, Ashley Markovchik

William Gouse, Theresa McKnight, Scott Knoedler


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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe

Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

Other details

b

Cabanas 429 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-4800 cabanasonthebeach.com

It’s always warm and friendly in this lively beachfront bar that features some of the best live bands around.

B, L, D

$8-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

Cape May Winery 711 Townbank Road, (609) 884-1169 capemaywinery.com

This beautiful winery is open daily from 12-5pm. Make a reservation to tour the winery on Saturdays at 3pm.

Winery

$5-$27 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

WINERY

N/A

NO

Cape Orient 315 Ocean Street, (609) 898-0088 capeorient.com

Great food every time, whether you are looking for Chinese, Thai or sushi. Service is superb, too.

L, D

$12-$19 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

carriage house 1048 Washington Street, Pysick Estate Cape May, (609) 884-5404

The Carriage House offers everything from hearty wraps, salads, quiche and paninis to classic teas.

L

$12-$19 V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

Copper Fish 416 Broadway, West Cape May (609) 898-1555

Chef Geoff Johnson’s Copper Fish offers fresh fish and prime meats at a new site – Broadway and Sunset.

D

$24-$32 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

Cucina Rosa 301 Washington Street Mall (609) 898-9800 www.cucinarosa.com

Nicely located at the beginning of the mall, this Italian restaurant is a mustvisit. Simply superb food.

D

$12-$29 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

C-View inn Texas Avenue & Washington Cape May (609) 884-4712

A locals’ favorite, the oldest and friendliest tavern in town with great wings, excellent pub fare and cold beer.

L, D

$4-$18 Cards: V, MC

FULL BAR

NO

YES

depot market cafÉ 409 Elmira Street, Cape May (609) 884-8030

New owners Chris and Lisa Shriver are keeping the old favorites at this locals joint AND adding new specials.

B, L, D

$6-$14

BYOB

NO

YES

The Ebbitt Room 25 Jackson Street, (609) 884-5700 virginiahotel.com

With the remarkable cooking of chef Lucas Manteca, there’s even more reason than usual to visit. Sublime concoctions.

D

$26-$33 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

NO

ella’s 326 Carpenter’s Lane, Cape May (609) 884-3350

To-go food without the guilt. Smoothies, parfaits, the freshest fruit and green salads, and outstanding sandwiches.

B, L

$4-$7

N/A

NO

YES

H

ellie’s bakery 301 North Broadway, West Cape May (609) 884-4007

A from-scratch, small-batch bakery that uses only real, fresh ingredients in all their decadent baked goods.

Bakery

$1-$30 Cards: V, MC

N/A

NO

YES

u H

fish and fancy 2406 Bayshore Road, Villas (609) 886-8760, www.fishandfancy.com

Superb seafood however you like it – fried, broiled, grilled, blackened or sautéed. That’s choice for you. Great salads, too!

L, D

$5-$19 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

ub H

410 Bank Street 410 Bank Street (609) 884-2127, www.410bankstreet.com

After 25 years, it’s still one of Cape May’s finest restaurants, serving food that’s as brilliant and creative as ever.

D

$25-$37 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

u

KEY

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b Handicap accessible

H u b

H

U

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H u b u b

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U

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What They’re Wearing On The Streets Of Cool Cape May

Hannah Tees, 23, retail sales associate, Erma, NJ. Dress, footwear, jewelry and headband from Go Fish Clothing and Jewelry Co.

Anne Horn, 53, nurse, Newtown Square, PA. Dress, sweater and jewelry from Go Fish Clothing and Jewelry Co., footwear from Pesaro.

Cecelia Quidachay, 53, Superior Court employee, Cape May Court House, NJ. Dress from Hers, footwear from Merona, jewelry from Guam, guitar from Martin.

Pacy Handlovsky, 68, retired military, Cape May. Shirt from Martin Guitar, shorts from Dockers, footwear from Dr Scholl’s, watch from Timex.

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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe

Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

Other details

u H

frescos 412 Bank Street, Cape May (609) 884-0366, frescoscapemay.com

From the same owners of 410 Bank Street, this restaurant wins awards for its Italian food every year for a reason.

D

$18-$29 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

gecko’s Carpenter’s Square Mall, Cape May (609) 898-7750

The opening of Gecko’s always signals a change of season in Cape May. They serve superb southwestern food on their patio.

L, D

$8-$24

BYOB

YES

YES

GODMOTHER’S Broadway & Sunset, (609) 884-4543, godmothersrestaurant.com

Excellent downhome Italian food, reasonably priced and great for family dinners. Check out their early bird specials.

D

$12-$28

BYOB

YES

YES

harbor view 954 Ocean Drive 884-5444 harborviewcapemay.com

A Key West vibe, great views of the harbor, good food and regular entertainment. Plus their deck is now open weekends!

B, L, D

$6-$30 Cards: V, MC

BAR

NO

YES

HARPooN HENRY’S Beach Drive & Browning, (609) 886-5529, www.harpoonhenrys.net

Famous for its sunsets, this spot is a local favorite! There’s no better place to sip a cold beer while catching those last rays!

L, D

$10-$21 Cards: V, MC, D

BAR

NO

YES

harrY’s Madison & Beach Avenue (609) 88-HARRY, harryscapemay.com

The restaurant at the Montreal Inn was relaunched last summer, to fine reviews. Excellent family fare.

B, L, D

$8-$24 Cards: V, MC, D, AE

BAR

YES

YES

hawk haven vineyard 600 S. Railroad Ave., Rio Grande (609) 846-7347, hawkhavenvineyard.com

Paradise for wine lovers, a short drive north of town. The vineyard is open daily from 12-5pm.

Winery

N/A

Winery

NO

NO

hemingway’s 1045 Beach Avenue (609) 884-5611, hemingwayscapemay.com

A relaxed yet elegant island ambiance, featuring USDA Prime Steaks and classic seafood creations.

B, L, D

$15-$38 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

hot dog tommy’s Jackson Street @ Beach Avenue 884-8388, www.hotdogtommys.com

Looking for Hot Dog Tommy’s? Just look for folks lined up down the street. This is not your average hot dog experience.

L, D

$1-5 Cash Only

N/A

N/A

YES

b H

Island Grill 311 Mansion Street Cape May, (609) 884-0200

The interior design and menu concoctions are similar – Caribbeaninfluenced and very, very colorful.

L, D

$13-$26 Cash Only

BYOB

YES

YES

ub H

italiano’s 600 Park Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 898-2200

Sometimes, only pizza will do. And Italiano are masters. They also have hoagies, salads and wraps, and offer FREE delivery.

L, D

$5-$12 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

N/A

YES

Jo Jo Mediterranean Grill 102 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 884-0182, 898-1313

Go Meditteranean with your favorite Greek and Italian dishes - steaks, falafel, pasta, seafood, salads & more.

L,D

$5-$15 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

NO

YES

la verandah 107-113 Grant Street, Cape May (609) 884-5868, www.hotelalcott.com

This superb spot offers indoor and outdoor dining, and elegant dishes like Salmon Victoria and Chicken Di Parma.

D

$19-$32 Cards: V, MC, AE

BYOB

YES

YES

KEY

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b Handicap accessible

b

H u

H u b

H Takeout available

H

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photographS by Aleksey moryakov

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Aidan, Brian, Seth, Chaz

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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe

Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

the lobster house Fisherman’s Wharf, (609) 884-8296, thelobsterhouse.com

Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast diner... The Lobster House has it all. A must visit while at the cape!

B, L, D

$5-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

NO

YES

lucky bones 1200 Route 109, (609) 884-BONE, luckybonesgrill.com

It’s a huge hit for a reason. Excellent food, great bar vibe, superb service. Gets it right every single time.

L, D

$6-$22 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

For tables of eight or more

YES

mad batter 19 Jackson Street (609) 884-5970, madbatter.com

The original fine dining restaurant in Cape May and still one of the best. The food is always creative.

B, L, D

$19-$30 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

magnolia room 301 Howard Street, Cape May (609) 884-8409, www.chalfonte.com

This is as old school as it gets. The Chalfonte Hotel’s restaurant has had the same chefs for more than 60 years. Simply wonderful.

B, D

$10-$34 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

marie nicole’s 9510 Pacific, Wildwood Crest (609) 522-5425 www.marienicoles.com

Marie Nicole’s serves modern American cuisine with a European ambiance. Late menu, desserts and cocktails.

D

$19-$44 Cards: V, MC, D, AE

BAR

YES

NO

Marq’s Pub & restaurant 501 Beach Avenue (609) 884-3500

The new spot at the Marquis de Lafayette hotel. A good old-fashioned pub atmosphere on weekends.

B, D

$4-$22 Cards: V, MC, AE

BAR

NO

YES

Martini Beach 429 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-1925

A lively nightspot with a friendly vibe, fine Mediterranean dishes, and a panoramic oceanfront view.

D

$15-$30 Cards: V, MC, D, AE

BAR

YES

NO

merion inn 106 Decatur Street (609) 884-8363, merion inn.com

The dim, amber lighting, dark wooden bar, period fittings and classy staff give a special ambience.

D

BAR Cards: V, MC, D, AE

BAR

YES

YES

Montreal Liquor Store Beach Ave and Madison, Cape May (609) 884-6114

Grab a bottle of your favorite vino on your way to a BYOB, or st ock up on beer and spirits for your next party.

Spirits

$5-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

Liquor Store

NO

NO

ocean view Beach & Grant Avenues (609) 884-3772 oceanviewrestaurant.com

A large and very reliable menu. Classic diner food, and very reasonably priced. A locals’ favorite.

B, L, D

$9-$30 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

NO

YES

old grange 723 Seashore Road, Cape May (609) 884-0114

Renowned Philadelphia chef Tony Clark has taken over the kitchen, making this an exciting addition to the restaurant scene.

L, D

Please call for details.

BYOB

YES

YES

peter shields 1301 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-9090 www.petershieldsinn.com

The Georgian revival mansion is magnificent and the modern American menu matches it all the way.

D

$22-$39 Cards: V, MC, D

BYOB

NO

NO

THE PILOT HOUSE 142 Decatur Street(609) 884-3449 www.pilothousecapemay.com

A classic pub and restaurant offering good burgers, excellent comfort good and an authentic ambience.

L, D

$5-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

KEY

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410 Bank Street and Frescos Restaurants

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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe

Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

rio station 3505 Route 9 SouthRio Grande (609) 889-2000

While all around it has changed, the Rio is still serving excellent food with old-style, friendly service.

L, D

$13-$29 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

Rock Pile 1200 Lincoln Boulevard,North Cape May (800) 643-3779 • www.cmlf.com

Munching on a Juicy Burger, on the waterfront, while you watch the ferries come & go – very relaxing!

L, D

$3-$10 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

CALL

NO

YES

Rusty Nail 205 Beach Avenue, Cape May 884-0017 • www.beachshack.com

Coldest beer and coolest vibe in town. The iconic Rusty Nail is the place to be for an iconic Cape May experience.

B, L, D

$10-$19 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

NO

YES

The Sea Shanty 711 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 898-6015 • seashantycapemay.com

Fresh seafood for eat-in or take out. Open every day from 11:30 am-10 pm. Check out their daily specials!

L, D

$8-$20 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

NO

YES

Seaside Cheese Company 600 Park Blvd, (609) 884-8700 www.seasidecheesecapemay.com

A huge plus for the area when it opened, and this place continues to delight with gourmet treats.

L, D

$4-$12 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

N/A

N/A

YES

Sushi Ukai 1500 Route 47 South, Rio Grande (609) 770-7773, www.sushiukai.com

Enjoy delicious, fresh and nutritious authentic Chinese, Japanese, Malaysian and Thai cuisine - all homemade!

L, D

$2.25-$36.95 Cards: V, MC, AE

BYOB

YES

YES

tisha’s 318 Washington Street Mall (609) 884-9119, tishasfinedining.com

This local favorite moved from Convention Hall to the mall, at the former site of Stumpo’s. Now open daily.

B, L, D

$18-$35 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

The Ugly Mug 426 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-3459

A Cape May legend, and even better now that they’ve put those wonderful booths in there - such a treat.

L, D

$12-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

NO

YES

uncle bill’s pancake house Beach Avenue & Perry Street Cape May (609) 884-7199

Reliably-excellent food – there is a reason why people wait... excellent breakfasts. Open daily.

B, L

$4-$9

BYOB

NO

YES

D

$18-$35 Cards: V, MC, AE

BYOB

YES

YES

union park Elegant dining in a classic old hotel, and Beach Avenue & Howard, (609) 884-8811, the food is magnificent and inventive. www.unionparkdiningroom.com One of the best in the area. vincenzo’s little italy ii 3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May (609) 889-6610

If you want to bring the family for a fine and fun Italian meal, look no further than here! The kids will love it.

L, D

$8-$20 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

WASHINGTON INN 801 Washington Avenue (609) 884-5697 www.washingtoninn.com

Superb gourmet food, and a bar to get your night off on the right foot. Amazing wine list. Be sure to visit on weekends.

D

$18-$34 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

zoe’s 715 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-1233

Zoe’s has large portions at affordable prices. And they have a great dogfriendly patio!

B, L

$4-$12

BYOB

NO

YES

KEY

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b Handicap accessible

Other details

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“Wonderful meal, excellent food, outstanding service, pleasant atmosphere... We ALWAY S enjoy our time here!” - Al & Marie

7/3: Fair And Fireworks On The Bay In North Cape May photographS by Aleksey moryakov

Breakfast Daily from 8am • Lunch Daily from 11:30

Dinner Nightly from 5pm

Mendo family

322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-9119 • www.tishasfinedining.com

Jennifer Jurney, George Antoniades

Phyllis, Aunt Jul, Emma


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Announcing Cape May’s Employee Of The Week

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The Exit Zero Random Gift Certificate Giveaway

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Every week our photographer Danielle O’Neal roams the streets of Cape May on a mission... to give away a $50 gift certificate to spend at a local business. But it’s not quite THAT easy – first, the lucky recipient has to answer three questions related to our issue theme, which this week is all about France. This week’s winner is Amanda Reed, 22, an expectant momma from Dennis Township, NJ. We found Amanda and her companion strolling along the Washington Street Mall. Here are her answers to our piercing questions: What is the capital of France? Paris. Have you ever worn a beret? No. What kind of animal is Pepe le Pew? He’s a skunk! Amanda wins a $50 gift certificate to Harpoon Henry’s for answering our questions. Congratulations and enjoy! PHOTOGRAPH BY Danielle o’neal


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PHOTOGRAPHS BY aleksey moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

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tapas

Try some of our signiture martinis & tapas at our

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Serving Dinner Nightly from 5pm

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Everett Chance wines and dines Cape May’s single ladies

F ALL George Costanza’s great lines on Seinfeld, this is one of my favorites: “Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God that you have access to me and my dementia?” And it came up in the context of Jerry having a threesome. Last week I told you that I might’ve had the tiniest chance for every man’s fantasy: a threesome. You got that I was joking, right? Not about every guy’s dream scenario – because trust me, we’ve all thought about it, prayed for it, and resigned ourselves to it never happening – but about the snowball’s chance in hell of me actually being involved in that menagerie. In the Seinfeld episode, Jerry is dating one woman, but is more attracted to her roommate. How to make the switch? He can’t, the switch is impossible, says George, unless... if Jerry suggests to his girlfriend that he’s interested in a threesome, the girlfriend will recoil in disgust and dump him. But she’ll tell the roommate about Jerry’s twisted plan, the roommate will be

intrigued, Jerry will “accidentally” call her, and voila, the switch is made. George’s plan is so demented that it nearly works, until the girlfriend actually wants to have the threesome. Jerry can’t handle it. “I’m not an orgy guy!” he shouts. Becoming an orgy guy, according to Jerry, involves a serious lifestyle change. Dressing differently, acting differently, growing a mustache, getting robes and lotions and a new bedspread and thick carpeting and

weird lighting. Like Jerry, I’m not ready for that. Like Jerry, I’m too neurotic. I’ve tried growing a mustache, and it ain’t pretty. Threesomes sound like fun, but I’m more into concentrating on one woman at a time. I’ll be happy enough if I can make her happy, a difficult enough task. Doubling the number of legs and lips and hands and other fun parts is more of a challenge than I can handle. And what about the emotions? I’d be a mess, worrying that I’m spending too much time concentrating on one woman and ignoring the other. The next day, who do you call first, without offending the other? I’m a simple man with simple tastes, and numbers greater than two blow my mind. I’m just not an orgy guy. Forget the menage a trois, let’s just have dinner for two. Send an email to info@ exitzero.us, I’ll be in touch, and we’ll go to dinner at one of the Cape’s fine restaurants. Afterwards I’ll write all about it, a combined date and restaurant review. Your name will be changed, the restaurant’s won’t. Here’s your chance to have access to me and my (reasonably well-controlled) dementia.

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Spouty-Offy

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Cape May Cooks

A culinary column by Knickerbocker and the Southern Belle

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ho knows what it was that inspired those early humans to consider eating something covered in a hard shell with pinching serrated claws? Archaeologists tell us we’ve been eating crustaceans (lobster, crab and shrimp) since prehistoric times. Commonly known as “shellfish,” they are not fish at all. Neither are mollusks like scallops and clams. This week we are sharing with you some of our favorite recipes for these glorious treasures from the sea. Scallops are the undisputed jewel in Cape May’s seafood crown, said to account for about three-quarters of the total dollar volume of seafood coming into the port. You won’t find better, fresher scallops anywhere! Grilled Cape May Sea Scallops with Curried Beach Plum Glaze 20 minutes plus 1 hour to marinate serves 4 as an entrée, 8 as an appetizer This dish is delicious as an appetizer or as an entrée served with couscous and a salad. ½ c olive oil ½ c beach plum jelly from local stands 2 tbsp apple cider vinegar 1 tbsp Dijon mustard 1 tbsp curry powder 1 tsp fresh ginger, grated ¼ tsp salt 1 clove garlic, chopped 24 sea scallops from local markets Special equipment: 8 bamboo skewers, soaked 30 minutes in water In a large ceramic bowl, whisk the first eight ingredients until smooth. Add scallops and toss to coat. Cover and refrigerate one hour. Thread

three scallops on each skewer. Grill or broil until scallops are done and glaze has caramelized, three minutes per side. Summer Shrimp Cocktail Salad 10 minutes serves 4 as an appetizer Try this variation instead of the usual red sauce, served in martini glasses. 1/2 pound cooked, shelled and deveined medium shrimp 8 cherry tomatoes, halved or quartered 2 tbsp chopped fresh herbs, (basil, mint, parsley, chives) 3 scallions, white and green parts, chopped zest of 1 lemon 1 tbsp lemon juice 2 tbsp olive oil salt and ground pepper Chop the shrimp into thirds and place in a bowl with remaining ingredients. Toss gently and heap into martini glasses, garnishing with a slice of lemon on the rim. Shell’s Crab Cakes 15 minutes, 30 minutes refrigeration serves 6 You can find wonderful crab cakes in Cape May’s restaurants, but wow your friends by making them at home. 2 eggs ¼ c mayonnaise 1 ½ tsp parsley 1 tsp Old Bay Seasoning ½ tsp pepper 2 tsp Worcestershire sauce 1 tbsp Dijon mustard 1 lb jumbo lump crabmeat ½ c cracker crumbs (Saltines) bread crumbs vegetable oil Beat the eggs and add the next six ingredients, mixing

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Cape May Cooks ? From Page 41 well. Add the crabmeat and cracker crumbs, folding gently. Refrigerate 30 minutes. Form the mixture into six patties. Coat with bread crumbs and sauté in vegetable oil until brown. Crabmeat Lasagna 30 minutes preparation; 65 minutes baking; 10 minutes standing serves 8 Your dinner guests will love this seashore variation of the Italian specialty.

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9 lasagna noodles, uncooked 2 tbsp butter ½ c finely chopped celery ½ c finely chopped onion 1 red bell pepper, finely chopped 2 garlic cloves, minced 24 oz sour cream ¼ c chopped fresh basil ¼ tsp salt 1/8 tsp pepper 1/8 tsp ground nutmeg 2 (10 oz) packages frozen chopped spinach, thawed, well-drained, and pressed between paper towels 1 lb fresh lump crabmeat, drained 4 c shredded provolone and mozzarella cheese, divided Cook lasagna noodles according to package directions, drain and set aside. Melt butter in a large skillet over medium high heat; add celery, onion, bell pepper and garlic. Sauté for four or five minutes, or until the vegetables are tender. Combine sour cream and next four ingredients in a large bowl; stir in vegetable mixture and well-drained spinach. Add crabmeat and mix. Arrange three lasagna noodles in bottom of a lightly greased 13x9 baking dish, and top with half of the crabmeat mixture. Top with half of cheese. Repeat layers – three lasagna noodles, remaining crabmeat mixture. Top with remaining three noodles.

Cover and bake at 350 degrees for 50 minutes. Uncover, top with remaining cheese. Bake, uncovered, 15 minutes (until cheese is melted). Let stand 10 minutes before serving. EZ Steamed Lobster Shore Dinner 30 minutes serves 4 Fear of lobster? Here’s how to make that Jersey Shore dinner at home. Follow our EZ instructions and add melted butter, lemon wedges, corn and potato salad. You’re done! four 1 to 1½ lb lobsters, rinsed salt Special equipment: Lobster pot or 4-6 gallon stock pot with tight fitting cover, plus vegetable steamer or colander Pour water into bottom of lobster pot, if using, or into the stock pot, to a level of two inches, adding one teaspoon of salt per quart. Invert steamer or colander and place in the pot, providing a platform for the lobsters. Bring to a boil. Add the lobsters, head down, cover and steam 12 minutes for one pound and 14 minutes for oneand-a-half pounds, shaking the pot several times or rearranging the lobsters once during cooking. Remove the lobsters from the pot and let them rest a few minutes before serving. Pass the bibs, butter and lemon wedges and enjoy! Note: You can anesthetize the lobsters by placing them in the freezer for 15 minutes before steaming.


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The Old Fogey

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Ah, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur

LOVE this joke: What’s the difference between the French and toast? You can make toast with soldiers! No, wait... You can toast a soldier! Hold on... That’s not it... Um... I never was good with a joke; the late Mrs D. used to say I was about as funny as a... Now what was it...? It was very amusing anyway, what she said. Anyway, where was I? Ah yes, the French and toast. Is there any difference between them? I think not... Or maybe that wasn’t the punchline... Certainly the French are at the same time very amusing and not at all funny. I did not get on well with General De Gaulle, who I think never forgave me for liberating Paris. Toulouse-Lautrec, now him I liked: he was three-and-a-half feet of fun; and I refer not to his height. Or so his harem of dancing girls assured me. I concede though that my own touch of French heritage has given me a certain je ne sais quoi, though I’m not sure what. And I do suit a beret, and my broad chest does fill out a Breton shirt impressively. Also, whilst it was an amusing turn of

phrase, I cannot entirely agree with the late President W.’s summing up of that nation as “cheese-eating surrender monkeys”: I fought with the French Foreign Legion in Vietnam and they were as tough a bunch of men as I have ever showered naked with. Though their incessant smoking of Gauloises cigarettes did tend to give our positions away to the enemy. Mimes, though – how I detest mimes, and none more than that whey-faced Marcel Marceau. I once chased him across

a Parisian rooftop after a (silent, obviously) insult he directed at me in a bar. I am quite sure he signaled that I was the illegitimate son of a lady of ill repute (which actaully might be the case – Ma D’Catur was a woman of many mysteries, and quick with the back of her hand whenever anyone tried to delve too deep into them), and I instantly went to punch him in his little painted face. He ducked, though, being quick as a weasel, and then he had the nerve to pretend to inspect his nails in boredom. Well, he certainly wasn’t bored when dodging a full clip from my Colt 45, I can tell you that for sure. However, to his credit, he did manage to avoid every round, and not once did he make a sound. Ah, wait... Now it comes back to me… Hold on… Right: What’s the difference between the French and toast? You can’t make soldiers from toast! No, wait… You CAN make soldiers from… or was it an omelette… You can’t make an omelette without breaking French toast? THAT sounds like it… You are doubtless helpless with laughter now.

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Customer Service

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The life and times of a waitress in Cool Cape May... by Molly Stone

am a sucker for a good infomercial. Once I’m 20 minutes into an ad, I’m convinced I need a “magic mop” or a kitchen knife that will cut through stone. The presentation sucks me in. I allow myself to believe that these products are special. It’s this magic butt-blaster that will whip my rear into shape instead of collecting dust under the bed, next to my magic ab-roller and my collection of magic Pilates DVDs. In the restaurant, I am your personal Billy Mays. I need to convince you that, of all the menu items in Cape May, my menu items are the most special. I even refer to some of these items as – how original – the “specials.” But I am lying to you, folks. An evening’s “special” additions are about as special as my butt-blaster is magic. At least where I work, these dishes are a collection of all the ingredients that no one’s been ordering all week. Take a dish, alter the preparation ever so slightly, jack up the price, have a server call it a special, and voila! It sells like hot cakes. When I approach a table, it’s often the

first question I get. I say, “How are you?” and my customer says, “Specials?” I am tempted to respond with “What a coincidence, sir, I’m doing ‘specials’ tonight, too.” Instead, I rattle off the list. If we aren’t offering anything additional on a given night, my guests look at me as though I were an airline attendant who just bumped them from first-class to coach. Even the first-timers are ticked, which I don’t understand. If you’re new to a restaurant’s menu, isn’t every item already a “special” one? The worst is when I run out of a “special” halfway though a night. A customer will spot a soft-shell crab from across a bustling dining room and demand to know

why she wasn’t offered the overpriced appetizer. I feel compelled to reassure her it’s not because I don’t find her special. And it’s best not to make jokes in such a situation about how most people are pleased not to have crabs. It doesn’t go over well. Sometimes, simply calling a dish “special” isn’t good enough. We need to call it something extra special. (Would I have bought that butt-blaster if it had been called a butt-trimmer? It’s questionable.) On the Fourth of July weekend, for example, the chef had us refer to the surf and turf as the “holiday barbeque.” Not only did the dish instantly become more special, but guests felt patriotic ordering it. We grow up being told we are special. We give every member of every pee-wee baseball team a trophy, even the losers. But for pete’s sake, does all of our food have to be extra special, too? Maybe we should all try ordering what we want instead of what we’re told we want. Unless, of course, what we’re told we want is a magic contraption guaranteed to tone your tush. A menu that could do that? Now that’d be special.


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Big Sale!

The updated second edition of the first resort is now on sale at the exit zero store & gallery & other fine local stores... Also available online at www.exitzero.us “As complete a look at the ups and downs of the Jersey Shore’s proto-resort as you are likely to see.” – Frank Wilson, The Philadelphia Inquirer

Super Summer Sale on The First Resort

Now only $24.95 for a limited time! ($10 off retail price) Available at:

The Exit Zero Store - 109 Sunset Boulevard • 609-770-8479 cape winds florist - 860 Broadway • 609-884-1865 Whale’s Tale - 312 Washington Street Mall • 609-884-4808 sunset beach gift shops - 502 Sunset Blvd • 609-884-7079 Atlantic Books - 500 Washington Street Mall • 609-898-9694 Good Scents - Jackson Street & Carpenters Lane • 609-884-0014 Cape May County Museum • 504 Route 9 N, CMCH • 609-465-3535


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French Must Haves

The finest things from the shops of this charmed city... by Kate Chadwick

French Cookbook From Atlantic Books

Baked Goods From Cape May Bakers

French Wine From Collier’s

Whether you’re a serious cook or just a dabbler – or even just a lover of books – every home should have a copy of Julia Child’s Mastering The Art Of French Cooking on the bookshelf. So pick one up at Atlantic Books, tap into your inner chef and start challenging yourself and impressing your friends and family. 500 Washington Street, 609-898-9694, www.atlanticbooks.us.

Oh, how sweet it is here at Cape May Bakers, with French delights all over the place. Croissants for breakfast: plain or chocolate, $3.25–$3.50. Or have a slice of delectable quiche, along with some French Roast coffee. Don’t forget dessert! Crème brulee for a mere $3.25. And take a baguette home for $4. 482 West Perry Street, 609-884-7454, www. capemaybakers.com.

There are lots and lots of fine French wines to choose from here, but sometimes, you just want a little Fat Bastard. Collier’s carries the Chardonnay and Shiraz of Thierry and Guy’s remarkably full-bodied elixir, and for the low, low price of $10.99, you can get on of each. Lisa says it’s good, and that’s good enough for us. 202 Jackson Street, 609884-8488, www.colliersliquors.com.

French Cheese From Seaside Cheese

French Market Soup From Love The Cook

Lingerie From Lace Silhouettes

If you’re going to have wine, might as well smile and say cheese. This Delice de Bourgogne cow’s milk cheese from our buddies at Seaside Cheese is sublime. It’s a soft cheese, similar to Brie, but with a bit of a bite, it’s great just spread on some French bread, or as a dessert cheese with some fresh fruit. 600 Park Boulevard, #5, 609-8848700, www.seasidecheesecapemay.com.

Staying in for the evening? You’ve got your baguette, you’ve got your wine, now just put on a pot of French Market 18 Bean Soup from Love The Cook and call it dinner. Added bonus: it’s an authentic goodluck soup from America’s oldest market in the French Quarter of New Orleans. $6.99. 404 Washington Street, 609-884-9292, www. lovethecook.com.

You’ve had a little dinner, you’ve had a little wine, and now it’s time for a little… well, you know. Let this sassy little French maidinspired corset from b.tempt’d by Wacoal and these sexy sandals by Jacques Levine set the tone for the rest of the evening’s activities. The corset is $58 and the sandals are $48. 429 Washington Street, 609-898-7448, www. lacesilhouetteslingerie.com.


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Cape May Sports Memorabilia LOCATED IN CAPE MAY AT ANTIQUES EMPORIA 405 W. Perry Street

Debbie & Mike Downes

Cape Winds

Florist & Gift Shop

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Large selection of high quality vintage sports cards & memorabilia at reasonable prices.

• Current Stars, Hall of Famers and Rookies • • Certified Autographed Items • • Vintage Yearbooks, Programs and Publications •

Phone: 609-898-3332 email: SprtsCardsRus@aol.com www.capemaysportsmemorabilia.com

860 Broadway (Broadway & Stimpson Lane) West Cape May NJ 08204 609-884-1865 • 609-884-2602 Fax email: capewindsflorist@verizon.net www.capemayflowers.com

Ray-Ban French Deal Week Currently in Progress...

32nd YEAR

Bob, Denise, Trish, Ed

107 Liberty Way, Cape May • 609-884-8844

Save 10% on first purchase... Save 20% second purchase... Save 30% third purchase... HOW FAR CAN YOU GO?!?

*Promotion including almost all brands. Most expensive first! as per normal purchasing rules. *The usual brands on reserve, Maui Jim and Oakley sit this one out! Please present families coupon. Subject to cancellation; all sales final.

Sterling Silver Rings with Trinity Knots and Ogham Script Meaning “Faith”.

All Irish Imports

Flo, Phyllis, Leigh

401 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-4484

Perfect for Cape May Lovers! CAPE MAY & EXIT 0 CHARMS in Sterling Silver & 14k Gold! Available Exclusively at...

patricia jackson jewelers 414 Bank Street, Cape May • (609) 884-0323

www.patjacksonjewelers.com • Open Fri., Sat. & Mon. 11-6; Sunday 12-5

Danny, Karen, Ric, K


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The Answer Lady

T

he Answer Lady invites inquiries from gentle readers on all manners of relationship quandaries, matters of the heart and ethics. If you’d like to send a query, write to info@exitzero.us. Dear Answer Lady We were at a great happy hour at Harpoon Henry’s last Friday that was nearly ruined by my idiot boyfriend. I got stuck in a corner, trapped by an obnoxious woman who would NOT stop talking to me. This went on for nearly an hour, and I barely got a word in edgewise. I finally got away from her by sprinting for the bathroom as soon as the door opened. Meanwhile, my boyfriend made the rounds, having a grand old time and completely oblivious to my plight. How to make sure this never happens again? – Simmering Dear Simmering The Answer Lady suggests you dump his oblivious butt immediately. She jests, of course, but if you open a door, the Answer Lady will walk through it. Clearly, the two of you have not established a signal, which

Wise answers to perplexing questions

him to phone her, so she could extricate herself from a conversation with a loquacious acquaintance she ran into while picking up lunch at Tisha’s. Establish a signal that works for you, and use it! Dear Answer Lady I’m getting married soon, and I hate to sound like a brat, but I’m DREADING the bridal shower! I feel like such an ingrate to not want to go to a party full of people bearing gifts for me, but every bridal shower I’ve ever attended has been such a drag. Adjust my attitude, please! – Honest Bride To Be is mandatory for any couple who socializes regularly. Signals can range from “Get me away from this idiot,” to “I have had enough of this shindig,” to “If you have one more beer, we are SO out of here and you are in for a LONG ride home.” Signals can be facial expressions (the Answer Lady favors a raised eyebrow and a slight cock of the head towards the door); a gesture, such as pulling on one’s earlobe; and let us not forget the handy cell phone. The Answer Lady recently texted an EZ colleague and asked

Dear Honest The Answer Lady detests disappointing someone in search of a proper talking-to, but there are fewer things on this earth that she herself loathes more than bridal and (heaven help her) baby showers. Having said that, let us remind ourselves that they are part of the process, and it’s a great opportunity to be with family and friends who only want to wish you joy. So put on a happy face, and remember: some things in life, like childbirth, are painful. But, also like childbirth, they are finite. Give yourself a gratitude check.


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Coolest Souvenirs Car Magnets - $4.75

Show your Cape May pride!

The First Resort On Sale Now!

Our beautiful coffee table book is a great read and makes a fine gift!

Other Books We’ve Published... Tommy’s Folly Victorian Wonderland River Run to the Sea A Wild Ride Ghost Books

Art

Originals & Perfect Prints

The July Color Issue of Exit Zero is Here.. Come and Get it!

The 2011 edition of Cool Cape May is Here! Only $15


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Out-of-this-world Bath Products

monkey farts Experience our newest scent! Banana, coconut and lime (no monkey by-products, really) Available in sugar scrub, bath salts and soap.

George, Debbie, Sophia

526 Washington Street Mall, Cape May, NJ 08204 866-400-SOAP • www.aplaceonearth.com

Tea by the Sea Try Our French Blend Tea! A wonderful blend with notes of vanilla.

Woody Woodland, Mike Bruton

(609) 898-4TEA • www.teaincapemay.com 405 W. Perry Street, Cape May

r Girl e t i l G

Calling All Girls Glitter Girl is stocked with earrings, necklaces, bracelets and of course tiaras for weddings, birthdays and all your glittery events

Gliter Girl

106 Liberty Way right past the Lemon Tree Restaurant in the 500 block of Washington Street Mall

Nap and Joan DeFrates


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A stunning new coffee table book about the remarkable story of The Chalfonte Hotel Exit Zero Publishing is proud to announce the publication of a wonderful new Cape May book. THE CHALFONTE is a 256-page, full-color hardcover book packed with beautiful photographs and great stories. Book signing parties featuring author Karen Fox and artists whose paintings are included in the book are being held all summer at The Chalfonte... go along to experience this unique Cape May hotel, and enjoy the book that’s sure to be a local best-seller! special art reception on Sunday, August 7

Art reception featuring the art work of artist Marie Natale and book signing with Karen Fox, author of “The Chalfonte.” 2 to 4 pm The Magnolia Room Wine, cheese, appetizers You can also buy the book online at www.chalfonte.com

BOOK SIGNING ON wednesday, July 27 With the author Karen Fox 1pm to 3pm at Sunset Beach Gift Shop Special Book Signing Event on Saturday, August 27 7-9pm at the Whale’s Tale Gallery Splash, 513 Carpenter Lane Wine, Cheese, Fruit & Cookies


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203 Sunset Blvd. West Cape May (609) 884-1849

& 1930 Route 9 Clermont (609) 624-3031

“North Cape®” outdoor wicker and wicker bedroom furniture. Also, candles, seasonal decorations, cushions, souvenirs.

Four Piece White Wicker Seating Group and Cushions. Your choice of many fabrics. $199

Be sure to visit their other fun store too!

Home Fashion and Fun 109 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May • (609) 884-5330 Beach and nautical décor and gifts. Fun one of a kind items, and unique children’s toys.


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The Exit Zero Guide To Shopping In Cool Cape May Across the way 304 Washington Street Cape May (609) 884-4199 www.acrossthewaycapemay.com

Stop in here for an exciting collection of furniture and home decor including quirky clocks, whimsical lawn chairs, books and games that will get you thinking, and top-quality lamps and fixtures to make every room a bit brighter.

CAPE MAY WICKER 203 Sunset Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-1849

No visit to Cape May is complete without a stop at the shopper’s paradise known as Cape May Wicker. Spruce up your house inside and out with one visit. Furniture, lamps, whimsical signs, candles and much, much more, at great prices.

ALL IRISH IMPORTS 401 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-4484 www.allirishimports.com

They carry T-shirts, hand-knit fishermen’s sweaters, pewter, Waterford crystal, Belleek, jewelry, perfume and even biscuits and kilts. Make sure you ask about their ladies capes, hats and scarves, including cabbie caps.

CAPE WINDS FLORIST 860 Broadway West Cape May (609) 884-1865 www.capemayflowers.com

Cape Winds Florist is family-owned and has more than 30 years of experience. They always go the extra mile to make their floral gifts perfect. Offering beautiful, elaborate floral arrangements plus prompt, friendly service.

andrew’s ltd 325 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 898-7755

Visit Andrew’s for a beautiful collection of estate jewelry and an eclectic mixture of antiques and collectibles that will appeal to all age groups. Look out for antique watches, hand-colored photographs and sparkling glassware.

caroline Boutique Carpenter’s Lane between Jackson and Decatur Cape May (609) 884-5055

Cool, contemporary casual clothing is what you’ll find in this hip boutique. Twenty-eight years in the same location doesn’t happen by accident - shop at Caroline and get ready for “where did you get that?”

A PLACE ON EARTH 526 Washington Street Mall Cape May 866-400-SOAP www.aplaceon earth.com

Put the fresh and fun back into bath time with a visit to A Place On Earth. Sublime soaps,, salts, scrubs, sprays and lotions, all made by hand with natural ingredients and organic botanicals. Smell yummy at A Place On Earth.

celebrate cape may Ocean Avenue and Washington Street Cape May (609) 884-9035

They specialize in “one-stop shopping” Looking for fleeces, embroidered T-shirts or cardigans? What about postcards, personalized magnets, keychains, postcards and hermit crabs? Look no further, friends.

Artisans alcove 523 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 898-0202 www.artisansalcove.com

When shopping for jewelry, why not opt for a piece that carries a bit of history with it? Artisans Alcove boasts a great selection of Art Deco, Victorian, Edwardian and Modern jewelry, so whatever your tastes, you’ll leave satisfied.

cohwen’s ink emporium 1210 Bayshore Road, Villas (609) 886-7767 www.cohwensinkemporium.com

If you’re looking for a professional tattoo artist or piercer, look no further than Cohwen’s Ink Emporium. Cohwen Allen has been specializing in his trade for over 17 years - visit him and his talented staff today.

Antiques Emporia 405 West Perry Street Cape May (609) 898-3332

There is always a great selection of Americana, furniture, costume jewelry, watches, clocks, vintage postcards, magazines and more. Pick up some vintage jewelry to top off an outfit. The stock is always changing, so stop in often.

donna’s Hallmark 401 Washington Street Cape May (609) 884-0555

Every visitor in Cape May has a few friends or loved ones back home. Why not stop by and get them a keepsake? Donna’s carries a wide selection of cards and gifts like their Himalayan salt lamps, which cast a warm, soothing glow.

BAY SPRINGS ALPACAS 542 New England Road Cape May (609) 884-0563 www.bayspringsalpacas.com

This charming 10-acre farm is great for a family visit. Come and meet the alpacas, see how alpaca fiber is spun into yarn, then pick up a sweater, scarf, blanket or hat made from it. Treat your feet to ultra-comfortable alpaca socks.

EXIT ZERO 109 Sunset Boulevard Cape May (609) 770-8479 www.exitzero.us

The coolest Cape May souvenirs, a superb selection of local-interest books, designer T-shirts and bags, artwork, and an unrivaled collection of historic Cape May prints. Wear the Exit Zero logo with pride.

BIRD HOUSE OF CAPE MAY 109 Sunset Boulevard West Cape May (609) 898-8871 www.birdhouseofcapemay.com

An extensive selection of bird houses, from Victorian and Colonial styles to urban and eclectic designs. They also offer scented wax pottery, Wind and Willow mixes, home decor and garden accents.

fiber arts yarn shop 315 Ocean Street, Cape May Washington Commons (609) 898-8080 www.yarnsrus.net

Knitting is quickly proving to be the cool new hobby for every generation. Fiber Arts have the tools and experience to get a novice started and the goods to supply an expert. Don’t miss their knitting classes.

CAPE MAY BIRD OBSERVATORY 701 East Lake Drive Cape May Point (609) 884-2736 www.birdcapemay.org

Everything a nature lover could want – from field guides, binoculars and scopes to clothing and books. They stock the best selection of binoculars in the area in all price ranges. Featuring beautiful Charley Harper merchandise.

Flying Fish 130 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-2760 www.theflyingfishstudio.com

Owner Sue Lotozo hand-makes (and designs) a great collection of cool, off-beat shirts. You will find original, funky, retro designs on high-quality apparel, including a collection of T-shirts that celebrate local beaches.

CAPE MAY linen outlet 110 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-3630 www.capemaylinen.com

The hand-picked deals and old-fashioned service at this store keeps customers coming back. Your source for everything linen, from aprons, sheets and tablecloths to curtains and linen by the yard.

Gail Pierson GALLERY 658 Washington Street Cape May (609) 884-2585 www.gailpiersongallery.com

This fine art gallery is as charming as the center city district in which it resides. It introduces new artists and art lovers to the beauty of Cape May. Art education and interactive online technology are a key focus.

cape may sports memorabilia 405 West Perry Street Cape May email: SprtsCardsRus@aol.com www.capemaysportsmemorabilia.com

Everything for the sports lover – especially if you’ve got a particular allegiance to teams in NJ or PA. Vintage baseball cards, programs, team sets, framed items and signed baseballs and bats - the perfect place for a seasoned or new collector.

Glitter Girl 106 Liberty Way, Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-5733

Here’s a fun new shop for the glamour girl residing in all of us. Whether it’s a tiara, a feather boa, a fancy hat, or just some fun accessories, Glitter Girl has got you covered.


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The Exit Zero Guide To Shopping In Cool Cape May good scents 327 Carpenter’s Lane Cape May (609) 884-0014 www.sensia.com

You’ll smell the sweet mix of candles and incense from the sidewalk. Good Scents also carry lanterns, jewelry, stationery, books and gifts to delight your senses. Check out their wide selection of jazz and world music CDs.

Splash 513 Carpenters Lane Cape May (609) 846-7100

A showplace for local handicrafts like woodwork, stained glass, pottery and prints, Splash also features several cases packed to bursting with glittering jewelry, and the largest collection of local sea glass on the island.

henry’s fine jewelry 407 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-0334

Henry’s, Cape May’s landmark jewelers, carry the Original Cape May Destination Bracelet plus a huge selection of jewelry throughout the store, including selections from Pandora Jewelry.

Swain’s 305 Jackson Street Cape May (609) 884-8578

Swain’s Ace Hardware have everything you need to furnish, finish or refurbish your home. They also carry bath and cleaning products, paint, tools and hardware. It’s the friendliest, most helpful hardware store!

Italian Garden 510 Carpenter’s Lane Cape May (609) 884-2300

Fine Italian exports, including the largest selection of L’Erbolario, a botanical skincare and fragrance line, in the US. Look for the Alviero Martini designer “World Map” handbags and Murano glass jewelry.

Sunglass menagerie 107 Liberty Way, Cape May O the Washington Street Mall (609) 884-8844 www.sunglassforyou.com

Thirty-plus years at the shore means these folks know what they’re doing. Their friendly, well-trained staff will help you find the perfect shades for your face and your budget.

kate’s flower shop 600 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-6181 www.katesflowershop.com

Strangely enough, they sell flowers! But Kate and her staff dispense more than just beautiful floral arrangements. They also give advice on things like philosophy, good books and other stimulating subjects.

Tea by the Sea 405 West Perry Street Cape May (609) 898-4TEA www.teaincapemay.com

Few things liven up a dreary day or smooth out a hectic one quite like a hot cuppa. No matter how you take it, tea is good for whatever ails you. Tea by the Sea also offer delicious cobbler and scone mixes, and you can choose from 12 flavors.

love joys Le Ric’s Grande Plaza 1127 Route 47 Rio Grande (609) 889-7676

Kick-start your love life with a visit to LoveJoys, the Romance Shoppe. Everything you could possibly need from candles, incense and bath products to sexy greeting cards and elegant lingerie.

The Toy shop of Cape may 510 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-0442

For a selection of well-made toys that will take you back to your childhood while delighting the kids, stop in here. Check out their Sale Wall of Toys where you can find some great bargains!

madame’s port 311 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-5858

Entering Madame’s Port is like stumbling into a treasure trove at an exotic trading post. Be sure to check out their collection of trade signs (featuring mermaids and whales), wall art and beautifully crafted wooden watches.

VICTORIOUS 251 Beach Avenue in Congress Hall Cape May (609) 898-1777 www.victoriousantiques.com

An outstanding selection of interior furnishings, gorgeous handbags and fine jewelry awaits you at Victorious, where they specialize in antique and estate pieces. Shop Victorious and prepare to be dazzled.

Mary Ann’s Jewelry 511 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 898-8786

The smallest shop on the mall, but it’s packed with beautiful things – Rolex watches, pearls, sapphires, porcelain vases, cut-glass and pocket watches. Stunning estate and new jewelry, with a large selection of diamonds.

Wanderlust 609 Jefferson Street Cape May (609) 884-0488

Tropical island + rustic shop = Wanderlust. Seaside chic is the name of the game in this cool shop, packed with beachy, fun home furnishings.

Original Fudge Kitchen 513 Washington Street Mall and 728 Beach Avenue Cape May 800-23-FUDGE www.fudgekitchens.com

Chances are good you won’t get past the front door without trying a piece of something delicious at this Cape May institution. Now is the time to think of getting some sweets for your sweet!

Weddings by the Sea 139 Broadway West Cape May (609) 884-7900 www.weddings-bythesea.com

Getting married in Cape May? Be sure to visit Weddings By The Sea, where Catherine Walton, Certified Bridal Consultant, can show you invitations, favors, tiaras, veils, sand pour unity sets and more – to make your special day everything you imagined.

Pat Jackson Jewelers 414 Bank Street Cape May (609) 884-0323 www.patjacksonjewelers.com

since the 1970s and has had her shop since the 1980s. You won’t find anything synthetic or treated – just satisfaction. Try a twist on the seashell souvenir with an 18k gold scallop-shell bracelet.

west end garage 484 West Perry Street Cape May (609) 770-8261 www.thewestendgarage.com

A hip new addition to shopping on the island, West End Garage has all the feel of an upscale flea market in NYC or Philly right in downtown Cape May. Whether you prefer art, antiques, jewelry, or all of the above, don’t miss this spot.

Pink 33 Perry Street Cape May (609) 898-1113

The hippest haven for fashionistas in the know, you’ll find all your favorites here - right-this-minute clothes, shoes and accessories. From casual jeans to knocktheir-socks-off dressy dresses, visit Pink and get dressed.

Whale’s Tale 312 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-4808 www.whaletalecapemay.com

Everywhere you look, something catches your eye – playing cards shaped like dog bones or fish, hand-tooled leather journals, Sailor’s Valentine’s and sterling silver baby rattles. It’s a browser’s paradise.

SOMA 31 Perry Street in Carpenter’s Square Mall Cape May (609) 898-7488 www.somagallery.net

Now entering its fifth year, SOMA is dedicated to promoting and showcasing exciting regional talent as well as local emerging and mid-career artists. Great art in a cool setting.

Zoo Company 421 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-8181

For all the young and young-at-heart, this cute toy store is filled with the fluffiest, most colorful stuff you can imagine. If your little one is looking for the hottest item – from Webkinz to Silly Bandz – you’ll find it here.


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Mimi, Denise, Suzanne

Jack and Lyn Ruane, Jack Ruane Sr

Kevin Supka, Terri Supka, Barbara Carroll, Tom Carroll

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photographS by Aleksey moryakov

For All Your Household Needs!

STORE HOURS Monday-Saturday: 8am - 6pm Sunday: 9am - 3pm

Fred, Tim Haines, Nancy Haines

305 Jackson St., Cape May

609-884-8578

Estate Jewelry • Antiques • Collectibles

We Buy Gold & Silver!

Bebe, Jess, AK, Maureen

Open Daily 10am-9pm 325 Washington Street Mall 609-898-7755

Frank, Mac, Nick Trainer, Jack Trainer, Ed Trainer


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SOMA NewArt GALLERY presents

“VIEW-MASTER: MODEL G” 2011 ACRYLIC & ENAMEL PAINT ON PANEL 9” x 9”

“NORTHEAST VIEW” (Oil on linen, 22x30”)

GALLERIES ONE & TWO

GALLERY THREE

SEAN TAYLOR “View-Master”

greg bennett “Seasonal Landscapes”

The World at Your Fingertips

Selected Paintings

JUNE 25 - JULY 31

THROUGH JULY 31

Gallery Hours: Daily, 10am-10pm SOMA NewArt GALLERY | 31 Perry Street, Cape May 609.898.7488 | www.somagallery.net


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Andrew Swain, Travis Leszczynski

Bill and Sue Causey

Larry Hirsch, Kris Shinn

Robin Stacy, Maddie McLaughlin

Mike, Valerie

Anthony Ambrose, Caitlin Hartmann

PHOTOGRAPHS BY aleksey moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

Looking for a Special Gift? Shop in our farm store and check out our great selection of alpaca apparel and accessories: sweaters, capes, hats & scarves, socks, throws, & yarn from the farm.

Bay Springs Farm Alpacas Store Hours: Saturday & Sunday 10-4PM Bay Springs Farm 542 New England Rd. Cape May, NJ 08204 (near Higbee Beach) Ph. 609-884-0563

Life feels better when you wear alpaca, the touch of elegance for every day. Now also at West End Garage!

www.BaySpringsAlpacas.com


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Names PHOTOGRAPH BY aleksey moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

Thé Originál “Frénch” Bérét! $20 (609) 884-6181 600 Park Boulevard West Cape May www.katesflowershop.com

your neighborhood florist for 27 years!

FIBER ARTS YARN SHOP 315 Ocean Street, Cape May Washington Commons Cape May, NJ 08204

609-898-8080 www.yarnsRus.net

FREE Classes are Back!

Learn to KNIT or CROCHET every day @ 1 pm YARN, PATTERNS, BUTTONS and ACCESSORIES PLUS the KNITTING MACHINES, SPINNING WHEELS

Open 7 Days and Free Parking

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gúáránteed to máke you adroit, au courant, avante-garde, blase, bourgeois, chic, gauche, insouicant, louche, ánd á réál póséúr Just call (609) 770-8479 for details, and for an extra 20 per cent off, say “haw hee haw hee haw, mon petit”


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Stephanie and Bam Bam Swain

Lia, Kris, Heather

PHOTOGRAPHS BY Aleksey Moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

What’s your sign?

July is Cancer the Crab month! Everyone LOVES our crab ring! Available at Splash Whale’s Tale Open Daily 10am-11pm Splash Open Daily 10am-9pm


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West Cape May

Celebrating Our 10th Year!

FARMERS MARKET

B E H I N D W E S T C A P E M AY B O R O U G H H A L L

Every Summer Tuesday from 3-8pm UNIQUE THEME EACH WEEK | FREE LIVE MUSIC

FRESH PRODUCE | BAKED GOODS | UNIQUE CRAFTERS | & MORE

July 19

A Taste of Summer featuring The Bullets

Phil, Barb, Heather

COMING JULY 26... Jersey Fresh Music Fest featuring EB Hawkins

One of the top 20 mid size markets in the country! Limited FREE Parking. Walk or ride your bike. For vendor info, call 609-884-1005 x 115 or visit www.westcapemay.us.

We are Cape May County’s Bachelorette Headquarters!

Samantha, Sheryl and Sam Della Lya

A Romance Boutique under new management Lingerie, bath & body products toys • Oils/Lubes Movies & much more

1127 Route 47 Le Ric’s Grande Plaza Rio Grande • 609.889.7676 Hours Monday-Saturday 10am-8pm Closed Sundays Rick, Jim, Chris


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100’s

Quality, Handcrafted, U.S. Made Birdhouses, Feeders, Baths, Butterfly, Bat and Purple Martin Houses, Hummingbird Feeders, Yard Art & Decor, Iron Poles, Chimes, Natural Insect Repellents (No Deet), Soy Candles & More

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Vampire City

Winged invaders terrorize Cape May in a chilling new installment of Terry O’Brien’s short story Chapter 7: Blinded by the Light

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annah Von Port, 113 years old, jogged with deadly purpose. It had been only 15 minutes since the phone conversation with her father, Abraham Van Helsing, who was, apparently, paterfamilias of the last remaining clan of vampires in the Americas. What was it he said? Something about being able to make more vampires any time he wanted? But preferring quality over quantity? She had never thought her father a vain man, in fact she had never met the man in any meaningful way after infancy, but she hoped he was true to his word and this vanity, this quest for purity, meant fewer foes to dispose of. She was tired of it. Not tired in any physical way; her semi-humanness allowed her to go for weeks without sleep and days without feeling fatigue. It was what allowed her to run at a sprinter’s clip the more than five miles to Cape May Point. She was now less than a mile from the lighthouse as

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Vampire City ? From Page 79 she banked a hard left down Lighthouse Road. The lighthouse. For decades lighthouses had been vampire strongholds for various practical and superstitious reasons. It was the Cape May Lighthouse where she would make her final stand. The plan had played out pretty much exactly as expected. Except for the part about her longthought-deceased father being their leader. That was a wrinkle. Otherwise, it had gone off almost like clockwork, beginning with her funding of a green initiative to run the lighthouse on solar energy. She’d always heard her father was a disciplined man, but one who also appreciated a good joke. She hoped he saw the irony in their private lair now being powered by the sun. It was with this thought that the lighthouse came into sight. Without slowing she approached the entrance doors, fingered loose the blade attached to her thigh, and thought of going only one direction from here: down. She ran. Predictably, several creatures attacked from the surrounding shrubbery and were neatly dispatched. She wiped the blade across her pant leg and approached the doors; locked. Two seconds later they were open, the jambs shattered from a powerful kick. In the lobby she took quick inventory; where was the door to the lair? It would not be obvious, but it had to be sizeable enough to allow entry to groups of vampires and their prey. She scanned; desk, bathroom, vending machines, supply closet, stairs… supply closet. She smiled. Of course it was the closet. Hadn’t she put all of her own secret entries into closets or pantries? And wasn’t the leader of this clan her father? She opened it, and after a few seconds of searching, found the device that opened the false door in the back. Genetics are a powerful thing. Of course there were two guards just inside the entry way,

and of course she destroyed them with a few flicks of the wrist. This was all just gamesmanship. These vampires were sheep led to slaughter, a distraction. She pushed the bodies aside and continued down the dark passage. Small electric sconces lit the way, casting long, weird shadows over the ramped passageway. The electric lights were installed right next to older candle sconces, which were left covered with ancient dripped wax. Again she smiled to herself. They had tapped into the easy, free electrical source above them. She expected more goons as she descended, but none appeared. Must be saving them for the big finale, she thought. A minute later she was at the bottom of the winding tunnel, staring at a red metal door. It was unlocked. She knew whoever headed this clan would prove to be a vain, arrogant man, like most vampires; thinking himself above the rest, thinking humanity incapable of retaliation. But Hannah knew otherwise. She had them on the run. And even though she was only semihuman, she counted herself among the mortals. She knew this vanity and arrogance would prove their undoing. She kicked the door open. The other side was pitch. “Welcome, Hannah,” came Abraham’s voice from the dark. Slowly, she edged into the room. From the echoing sound of the voice, it was cavernous, and pitched her into a brief moment of bewilderment. “It is a difficult room to get used to,” Abraham continued, a fleck of German still haunting his voice. “I will give you a moment.” “I don’t need a moment,” she replied and drew a second blade from her pack. “A moment means a moment longer with you in the world. I’d rather not wait.” Abraham chuckled and it bounced all around her. “Just like your mother; strong-willed, defiant. It was a shame I had to destroy her…” Hannah flinched. “This all

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Page 82 Vampire City ? From Page 80 ends tonight.” “Indeed it does,” Abraham answered and the room suddenly filled with bright light. “For one, or all of us.” Hannah was blind, but in the first instant of light made out the multiple figures approaching her. She twirled, swung, danced a deadly ballet as sparks shot through her eyes. Not all of her blows landed, but enough to know she was dealing death. “Enough!” Abraham cried and the fluttering movement around her ceased. Then her eyes were well-enough adjusted to make out the room; it was indeed a cavern, carved out of the rock and sand of the Point. It was obvious many years of hard work went into it. The walls and supporting beams were plain at first sight, but a lingering look revealed ornate carvings, similar to the ones on the sheath of Hannah’s blade. “Familiar, no?” Abraham said. “Yes,” Hannah said, and finally laid eyes upon him. He looked like his pictures, and the pictures were not flattering. An inkling of the man he was once was still existed, but he had been hollowed out, body and soul. This was not the first vampire she had seen; the shock of their sallow complexion and sagging skin

Thursday, July 14, 2011 His entire body was covered in engorged ticks. Hannah was speechless. The vampires surrounded him like a pack of hungry dogs. had long since worn off for her. But this was the first vampire she had ever seen that was her father. She wept. “It is okay, my dear. It is to be expected. Every girl needs her daddy.” She stopped weeping, her eyes now full of fury. Her grieving was done. “Where is he?” she asked. “We shall get right to it then? Fine. Your lover is here.” “He’s not…” she started to protest, but as they wheeled him out on the cart she realized that she was indeed in love with him. “Q…” she gasped. He couldn’t answer. His mouth, face, his entire body was covered in engorged ticks. Hannah was speechless. The remaining vampires surrounded him like hungry dogs. They pulled the bugs off him and popped them in their mouths like black and gray jelly beans. Each time the did a guttural moan came from his throat. He was not conscious, just awake enough to feel the pain. Abraham said, “I’m afraid, for you, that

he will not last the hour. We have been… indulging ourselves a bit, I’m afraid. Irish blood is the sweetest, after all.” Hannah sheathed her blades. She watched in silent horror as the beasts continued to pull the bugs off of BQ, each one trailing behind it chuck of flesh or string of blood. She was horrified, but focused. “You were right my dear, it ends tonight. And I’m afraid it is you that will be ending.” She sensed movement behind and around her. “It is a shame that we cannot work together, father and daughter. We could do wonderful things. And I miss you so.” More figures crowded behind her, Abraham was obviously making his big play now. Good. “But you refuse to listen to reason, so…” Abraham clicked a device in his hand and the lights went out. All was blackness. The next bit happened very quickly, but very slowly for Hannah. The figures around her lunged to the center of the room where she stood. The creatures feeding off of BQ remained where they were, unwilling to leave the feast. Hannah rolled forward and removed her pack. She unzipped it and grabbed two holy water grenades, like the one

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Vampire City ? From Page 82 she’d used at the Beach Theater. She flipped the pins off with her thumbs and sent one towards BQ and the other into the crowd of massing vampires. The grenades exploded, filling the room with orange light. Then it was silent. The lights came back on. The room was full of the ash and the limbs of disintegrated vampires. BQ kept moaning. “You are…” Abraham said slowly, “quite good at this. We shall meet again.” And up he rose into a ventilation shaft. “No, we won’t,” she said to herself and flew across the room. BQ moaned. Her heart ached, but there was nothing she could do at the moment. Up the passage she went, into the lobby. A skittering from above. She took the lighthouse steps three at a time, and there he was, perched on the railing, ready to make his escape. He saw her and turned in the moonlight. “Hannah…” A dagger thunked into his abdomen. “Hannah, you cannot win.” Another dagger hit his thigh. “Your aim is terrible.” “I hit exactly what I aimed for,” she replied. “So what do we do now, Hannah? A fight to the death?” “Something like that. But first you need to know something,” she jammed a gear handle and the light tower, which had been cycling lazily, stopped; it shone directly on Abraham. “Hannah, if your big plan was to kill me with light powered from a solar battery, you are about to find out this was a terrible mistake.” She thought of the powered lights in the tunnel below. “This light shines through a UV filter. Solar light contains high levels of solar radiation. It has to be watered down for those that work with it daily, like the people at this lighthouse.” This got Abraham’s attention. Hannah pulled a glass tube from the back of the light. “I,” she said and smashed the glass on the floor, “have just removed that filter. You have

three seconds to live.” A third dagger pinned his coat to the wall, trapping him. It took a moment for him to free himself, but that was enough. In a panic he ripped at the coat and threw his arms over his face, trapped in the light. The hairs on his face and hands sizzled, but he was neither bursting into flame nor collapsing into dust. This light was only slightly stronger than filtered light. He smiled. Hannah’s plan had failed. “It looks as though you have overplayed your hand, Hannah,” he said, squinting. He could not see her in the brightness. “No,” she said from behind him and jammed the old blade through his back and into his heart. “I have played my hand perfectly. Goodbye father.” Stunned, he turned. He flailed at the blade but could not reach it. Panic swept over him, then resignation. “Good girl,” he said and collapsed to the ground. A blue mist rose off of him. In a few minutes there would be nothing left to mark his passing but a small puddle of brackish water. Less than 30 seconds later she was at BQ’s side. She could not tell if he recognized her; he was busy suffering. She pulled handfuls of the nasty insects from the hollow of his neck. “Here goes,” she said. She closed her eyes. Her incisors grew long and sharp. She sank them in his jugular, drew several draughts, and released. “Is that…” he whispered, “going to work?” “I don’t know, I’ve never tried it. I’ve never... loved anyone enough before.” He coughed a nearly imperceptible laugh. “I just know I want to be with you for a very long time.” “You…” he hissed, “just want… my body…” She sniffed away a tear. “That too.” For several long minutes nothing happened. Then a tick fell dead from his cheek.


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Big Locomotive. Oil on panel. Š 2011 Judith Anderson.

Old Trains New Work! Judith Anderson is back July 1st-31st The Gail Pierson Gallery enters its third summer season welcoming Judith Anderson back to Cape May. On exhibit through July 31, Old Trains New Work is new work from Anderson and her cross-country exploration of a favorite subject. Judith Anderson is from Richmond VA where she is an active member of the art community. A former journalist andalso an attorney, Anderson has pursued her love of painting since 2001. The Gallery invites you to a year-round calendar of exhibits and events, including Prickly Pear Weeks with the Cape May County Art League, and the Second Sundays Gallery Walk. The Gail Pierson Gallery is open all year and welcomes new artists and art lovers from all over to Cape May. Gallery Summer Hours : Daily 11 am to 8 pm. Closed Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

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My Grandpa Henry Sinsz July 27, 1918 - July 9, 2011

Dear Grandpa, I’m really going to miss you, but I’m glad that the suffering is over and you are now up in heaven with Grandma. I want to thank you for EVERYTHING you have done for me and my family. Thank you for building the house in Cape May the year I was born so that I’ve had the fortune of a beach house my entire life. Thank you for taking me fishing and crabbing as a little boy (and for letting me take you fishing when you got older). Thank you for taking me to the beach and boogie boarding. Thank you for taking me to putt-putt golf and to the arcade. Thank you for taking me bike riding and to parades and fireworks. Thank you for the unforgettable holidays we spent at Walther Gardens in Baltimore. But mostly, thank you for being the best grandpa ever! Most people should be so lucky to have had grandparents like me. It has been my pleasure to see you almost every day for the last 14 years and it was the ultimate honor to be holding your hand as you took your last few breaths. There’s no other place I’d rather have been. Please tell Grandma I said hello, I miss her dearly, and I’ll see you both in heaven when my times comes. I miss you already Grandpa. Your loving grandson, Jason I’d also like to thank my Aunt Babe for the amazing love and care she has given my grandpa over the last year after my grammy passed. And I’d also like to thank the wonderful staff of Holy Redeemer for their help, especially Mike and Theresa.


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The Cape May Crossword

None of that generic nonsense you see in other papers... a puzzle just for “Exit Zero”! By Jon Roth So YOU love crosswords? Great. Sit down, get a cup (or glass) of your favorite beverage, relax and enjoy this puzzle. The answers to the crossword are all related to this week’s issue. Our theme this week: France. The solution can be found on the front page of our website, www.exitzero.us. Across 1 . This famous French designer spent six years in an orphanage before launching her company, best known for its No. 5 perfume. 3 . Called “the sparrow,” this French singer is famous for her rendition of “La vie en rose.” 12 . This is a long, thin loaf of French bread. 13. This round, floppy felt hat is worn by certain military units and stereotypical bohemians and beatniks. 14 . This Catholic saint led several armies to victory in the Hundred Years War before being burned at the stake. 16. This cathedral is one of the finest examples of Gothic architecture in the world – but watch out for hunchbacks in the bell towers. 17 . This museum houses such esteemed ladies as Venus de Milo and Mona Lisa. 18 . The dashing current president of France, he is married to Carla Bruni, a former model and singer-songwriter. 20. Almost 80% of France’s electricity comes from this energy source. As a result, France has the lowest carbon dioxide

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emissions of any major industrialized nation. 22 . On July 14, lovers of republics the world over celebrate this holiday. 23 . With this simple coffee-brewing device, you pour boiling water over the grounds, then push them to the bottom of the vessel. 24. T his Warner Bros. character is both amorous and malodorous. 25. This Southern city was under French (and occasional Spanish) rule until 1803. Down 2. T his French emperor established hegemony over much of Europe before being exiled to Elba. He escaped, only to be exiled again to Saint Helena. 4 . In the movie Grease, Sandy is led around school by this Pink Lady, who is named for how she kisses. 5. N o painter can even attempt a water lily without thinking of him first. 6. This famous cabaret near Montmartre was a favorite haunt of painter Toulouse-

Lautrec 7 . Louis XIV left Paris and took up occupancy in this famous palace, where the royal family lived until the French Revolution. 8 . When this French queen was asked what her starving subjects should do for food, she answered, “Let them eat cake!” 9 . This French playwright and novelist is best known for his books Les Miserables and The Hunchback of Notre Dame. 10. This egg-based French dish features bacon and Swiss cheese. 11 . “Clair de lune” (“Moonlight,” in English) is probably the most famous piece penned by this French Impressionist composer. 15 . This region of southeastern France is bordered by Italy and the Mediterranean and includes towns like Nice and Marseilles. 19 . This sparkling wine is named for the region of France where it is made. 21. E very year, stars the world over converge at this city on the French Riviera for the country’s best-known film festival.


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A weekly column by Catherine Dugan. This week: Take a Ghost Tour

ooking for a little shiver on a hot summer night? Take the Ghosts of Cape May trolley tour! July is the perfect time to take your kids on a ghost tour. The summer solstice has passed, but the days are still long, so you start your tour while it is light. Though it might be dark by the time you finish, the kids will know by then that the ghost tour involves more giggles than screams. A few minutes with the actor/tour guide will set them at ease, and they will be shouting out “3am!” whenever the guide asks the appropriate question. Adults need not fear that the ride is geared for children. The stories, based on information provided by the Ghost Writer, Craig McManus, include a little bit of history, a little bit of tragedy and a lot of wit. The guides tend to be in tune with the audience, and the talk isn’t gruesome. Like all of MAC’s trolley tours, the Ghost Tour also offers a charming way to see Cape May. The trolley takes you through the twists and turns of the historic district as dusk falls. Wave to the people passing in horse-drawn carriages.

Watch the porches of Victorian homes come to life in the candlelight. Enjoy the distant rumble of the surf mixed with the music from the restaurants you pass. The ride alone is worth it. People who believe they have encountered ghosts can be very eager to tell their stories, and the chatter of the other riders

may be more frightening than the scripted tour. Although our guide deftly deflected her volunteer “helper,” some participants may be harder to ignore. If you have a child who is particularly impressionable, consider the Children’s Trolley Tour, which has nothing to do with ghosts and is designed for the 5- to 10-year old set. “Ghosts of Cape May” is a 30-minute ride. The tour begins at the Washington Street Mall Information Booth. Tickets are $10 for adults, $7 for children (ages 3-12). Buy your tickets in advance or risk being left on the sidewalk. Trolley tours are sponsored by the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts (MAC), a non-profit organization that promotes the restoration, interpretation and cultural enrichment of greater Cape May. Call ahead (609-884-5404 or 800-275-4278) for information on wheelchair-accessible tours. Put a little chill into your July with the Ghosts of Cape May trolley tour. And, if you encounter something chilling in your charming bed-and-breakfast, don’t be surprised if your clock tells you it’s 3am. Next week: Happy Hour with a Twist

Cape May’s only gym & health club for 19 years wishes you a happy summer! 3 months, monthly, weekly, and dailys All classes free to any member The best personal training available Clean, friendly and on the island

CAPE FITNESS 600 park boulevard, west cape may 898-1515 • www.capefitness.com


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Psychic Readings

Tarot - Reiki - Palm- Crystal

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10 Year Anniversary Special! $30 Reading Advice on ALL issue of life!

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Large selection of authentic vintage frames

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Comprehensive eye exams O Treatment of eye disease, injury and infection O Unique frames O Contact lenses Quality sun wear O Optical lab on premises NJ#5336

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Robert Panaccio, VMD Robert Moffatt, VMD Patricia Link, DVM

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The Cape May Health And Beauty Guide The Place

Any Particular Service That I Should Try Here?

Hours of Operation

Credit Cards

ACCENT ON BEAUTY 128 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 884-7040 • accentonbeautycapemay.com

Winner of Best Day Spa! Let their experienced, soothing massage therapists work on you. All stylists are certified Keratin specialists, OR get the BEST facial you will ever experience. Magnetic Polish, and GELISH manis/pedis. Call soon, appointments fill quickly at this popular local Salon/Spa!

Open 6 days Monday-Saturday @ 10am Closed on Sunday.

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Artizan Salon and Spa 600 Park Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 884-4499

Artizan specializes in Wedding Parties and Special Occasions. They will handle all of your makeup and updos. Trust them to make you look your best when it counts.

Tuesday-Saturday @ 9am Extended hours on Wednesday and Thursday. Closing times vary.

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balance piates & yoga studio 600 Park Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 884-3001 www.balancecapemay.com

The well-trained staff at Balance has one focus: to help clients connect to the body, relax the mind and lift the spirit. They offer private, semi-private and small group classes and are able to work with student of all levels.

Call for class schedule and more details.

Call for more details

Cape Fitness 600 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 898-1515 www.capefitness.com

They offer classes in a comfortable, unintimidating environment and skilled Personal Trainers who will work with any member looking to be pushed to their personal best.

Monday-Friday 5:30-9, Saturday 7-6, Sunday 8-2.

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Cape May Day Spa 607 Jefferson Street Cape May (609) 898-1003 www.capemaydayspa.com

This award-winning spa offers the Couple’s Victorian Experience, beginning in an oversized whirlpool, followed by a Swedish massage, and ending with light refreshments.

Monday-Friday 10-6 Saturday 9-6 Sunday 9-5

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Circle of Light holistic & massage Cape May (609) 457-6311

Terri Carrigan-Litzi is here to get your energy in line! She’s a registered nurse, holistic practictioner, massage therapist and Reki practitioner. Terri is also a certified Sound Healer who has practiced for 10 years in New Jersey and New Mexico. If you suffer from chronic pain or stress, call her today!

Call for an appointment.

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Dr louis j. Feldman 741 Washington StreetCape May (609) 884-4260

Dr Feldman and his team provide top-notch cosmetic and restorative dentistry. The office is on call for your Dental Emergencies and endorsed by Cape Island Urgent Care.

Call for an appointment.

Call for more details.

Dr arlene Hughes Gorny 937 Columbia AvenueCape May (609) 898-0800

Dr Arlene Hughes Gorny will help you with your greatest asset - your eyes! She offers Comprehensive Eye Exams, contact lens fittings and a wide stock of unique frames to keep you seeing clearly.

Call for an appointment.

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Millenium ADMINISTRATORS (866) MHG-2489 www.millennium-tpa.com

Millenium Administrators is an insurance agency that handles Health Insurance for individuals, companies and employers both large and small.

Monday-Friday 9-4:30. Agents on call 24/7.

Cash and check only.

North Beach Health Club 3860 Bayshore Road (609) 886-4842 www.northbeachgym.com

They have great equipment, a clean environment and attentive instructors. Try their Boot Camp, an effective, easy-to-follow routine guaranteeing lost pounds in the first week.

Monday-Friday 5am-10pm, Saturday 7am-6pm, Sunday 8am-4pm.

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Sea Spa 251 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-6543 www.congresshall.com

Sea Spa is a full-service luxury destination spa. Spending a day there is like taking your own personal mini-vacation. They have a full line of Massages and Facials, Manicures and Pedicures available.

Open Fri.day & Saturday from 9:30am-6pm Sunday 9:30am-3pm

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Shear Sunsations 1400 Texas Avenue Cape May (609) 884-3011

Owner Marie Conway prides herself on a friendly, skilled staff and fair prices. Everyone likes the Foils and Cuts. Patrons are often asked, “Where did you get that done?”

Wednesday 9-4, Thursday-Sunday 9-5.

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Connect your mind, body and soul. Tarot card readings for tapping into the possibilities your life holds for you, Reiki sessions and holistic herbs for stress relief and relaxing your body.

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What’s more relaxing than yoga? Yoga on the beach, of course, or yoga in a pool. Contact Yoga Cape

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May and get an appointment for a whole new experience in serenity. (609) 827-8886 www.yogacapemay.com kbosna28@yahoo.com


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“A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.” ~ William Arthur Ward

Steve, Jennifer, Sophia, Angelina and Maggie Bolton

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CARE FOR YOUR SMILE...

Call Dr. Feldman’s office today! You’ll be glad you did... And so will the people you smile at!

LOUIS J. FELDMAN, D.D.S., LLC 741 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204

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experienced STYLIST NEEDED! Blow Dry • Sets • Cuts • Color Foils Low Lites • Perms • Manicures • Pedicures

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Lower Township YOGA ON THE BEACH ecreation Department R Cape May Point State Park (Lighthouse) AQUA YOGA Monday, 6pm (Yoga at Sunset) Tuesdays, 5:30pm. ONLY $5! Tuesday & Thursday @ 8am Lwr. Township Pool at Windslow Ave. Friday 6pm (Yoga at Sunset) & Rosehill Parkway, N. Cape May & Saturday 10am sunset YOGA ON THE BAY ONLY $10. Tuesdays, 7pm. ONLY $5! Commitment Card: David Douglas Memorial Park 10 Sessions for $50! (Canal Park/Sandman Blvd)

PLENTY OF FREE PARKING! For Additional information: Contact: Karen yogacapemay.com kbosna28@yahoo.com 609.827.8886

N. Cape May (in front of the Gazebo!) For Additional information: Contact: Lower Township Rec Dept. 609.886.7880 Ext. 0 or yogacapemay.com kbosna28@yahoo.com Karen @ 609.827.8886

Betty O’Donnell, Tom Pohlig

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 465-8923

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Frankie is a very handsome boy who is very social, but he is going to need lots of training. He’ll require someone knowledgeable with a firm hand for strong dogs to give him the guidance he needs. He can be very playful but he is rough when he does play so he will have to go to a home without cats, dogs or kids. Otherwise he really is a good boy who just needs someone willing to train him. Adoption fee is $95.

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Mitchell is a handsome one-yearold boy waiting for the perfect home. He did extremely well on his temperment test. He came from a home with kids and does well with them but he can play a little rough now and then. Otherwise he is a good overall dog who just needs a firm hand and some training. If you think Mitchell may be a fit for your lifestyle, stop in and meet him today. Adoption fee is $95.

Foxxy is a sweet yet reserved sevenyear-old female Shepherd mix who will need a quiet, adult home. She was an outside dog so she will need some training but with patience we think she will come around. During her temperment test Foxxy showed no interest in toys or rawhides and did well on her test. All she needs now is a second chance with an owner who will give her the affection she deserves. Adoption fee is $35.

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

Three beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 465-8923

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Sparky will talk to you all day. Come anywhere near his cage and he runs right up, meowing a mile a minute. We’re guessing he’s saying something like, “Hey! Pick me! I’m a great guy!” This guy deserves all the attention he’s demanding. Why not stop by and see if Sparky could light up your life? Adoption fee is $35.

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Erika and her sister Evelyn are seven-year-old gals who have been at the shelter since August They’re sweet cats who like to be petted and picked up. Both of these girls also do just fine with cats, dogs and kids. All thats needed now is someone to give Erika and Evelyn a second chance. Adoption fee is $20.

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Tulip is a very sweet gal who would be a perfect match for an older person. She’s calm, loving and just loves to curl up on one’s lap for a snooze. If an affectionate companion is what you’re looking for to brighten up your day come meet Tulip and see if you can give her a forever home. She’ll make you happy you did! Adoption fee $35.

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omething extraordinary is happening. World-famous artists who have performed at Carnegie Hall, Lincoln Center, The Kennedy Center and The Hollywood Bowl are adding Cape May Stage to their list of credits. This Monday, July 18, the award-winning actress, singer, and recording artist Liz Callaway will be at Cape May Stage. Liz Callaway made her Broadway debut in Stephen Sondheim’s Merrily We Roll Along. She received a Tony nomination for her performance in Baby and for five years appeared as Grizabella in Cats. She has starred in the original Broadway casts of Miss Saigon, The Three Musketeers, and The Look of Love. OffBroadway, she received a Drama Desk nomination for her work in The Spitfire Grill and she also appeared in Godspell, Marry Me A Little, and No Way To Treat A Lady. Liz Callaway was in the legendary Follies in Concert at Lincoln Center. The award-winning Sibling Revelry (created with sister Ann Hampton Callaway) was presented to great acclaim at Donmar Warehouse in London. Liz sang the Academy Award-nominated song “Journey to the Past” in the animated feature Anastasia and is the singing voice of Princess Jasmine in Disney’s Aladdin and the King of Thieves and The Return of Jafar. She is also the singing voice of the title character in The Swan Princess, Lion King 2, Beauty and the Beast and The Brave Little Toaster Goes To Mars. She received an Emmy Award for Ready To Go and is seen at the most important concert halls in the world. Cape May audiences can see her at

Maureen McGovern (left) has multiple Grammy nominations and Oscar-winning gold records “The Morning After” and “We May Never Love Like This Again.” Tony nominee and Emmy Award winner Liz Callaway (right) is one of the top singer-actresses appearing on Broadway today. Audiences have seen her in “Baby,” “Miss Saigon,” “The Three Musketeers” and “Cats” among others. the intimate Robert Shackleton Playhouse, where the farthest seat is seven rows away. After the show, meet Liz at the Washington Inn’s Wine Bar, where your ticket gets you a complimentary drink. Call 884-1341 for tickets or order online at capemaystage.com. The following Monday, July 25, Maureen McGovern, who sang the Oscar-winning songs “The Morning After” from The Poseidon Adventure and “We May Never Love Like This Again” from The Towering Inferno will be at the very same Cape May Stage. Maureen made her Broadway debut in The Pirates of Penzance taking over from Linda Ronstadt and performed at Carnegie Hall in a concert of George Gershwin songs. She is premiering a new show for us at Cape May Stage before opening in New York. Coming up is a free performance on July 23 at 1pm from Shakesperience, the summer camp where students produce and perform

COMING UP AT CAPE MAY STAGE An Evening With Liz Callaway

Monday, July 18 8pm, Tickets $75

a Shakespearian play at the Physick Estate. Bring a chair and enjoy the play! Next week, the biggest and most exciting play of the season gets underway. The actors for Steel Magnolias come to town to commence rehearsals under the direction of Roy Steinberg. Tony award-winner Karen Ziemba and a cast of Broadway veterans will delight audiences in this funny and moving celebration of community. Kate Hathaway and Marlena Lustik return after last season’s triumphant I Hate Hamlet. Ellen Dolan from As The World Turns will be playing the owner of the beauty parlor. Even the younger characters have Broadway credits (Nicole Lowrance was on Broadway in Dividing The Estate and is a graduate of Julliard). Meredith Riley Stewart playing Shelby wowed audiences last season as part of Jeanne Ruddy Dance.

«Call (609) 884-1341 for more information

The Women Of Broadway Package

July and August $75 each or 3 for $15o

Maureen McGovern In “Dangling Conversations”

Monday, July 25 8pm, Tickets $75

This column is made possible through the generosity of Second Stage Series sponsors Chris and Dave Clemans as part of their support for the arts in Cape May


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Eric, Shana

Carol and Duck Menz

Doug and Connie Weiland

Bob Menz and Beth

Piper and Julie

Lynn and Joy Hayward

PHOTOGRAPHS BY sandy maloney... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

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We have SO many ways you can get your feet wet.

East Coast Parasail, Jet Ski & Waverunner 1121 Route 109 @ Utsch’s Marina, Cape May (609) 898-8359 • www.eastcoastparasail.com


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The weekly report from the world’s birdwatching capital... by Seymore Thanu

he morning bird walk was over. Just as they’d arrived... as singles, couples, trios and families... the patrons headed back to their cars. There was beach time to look forward to and breakfast to enjoy. Me? I lingered in the parking lot of The Nature Conservancy preserve (the Cape May Migratory Bird Refuge, also known to the locals as simply “The Meadows”) just off Sunset Boulevard. I’d already had breakfast and it was going to be a writing day, not a beach day, for me. The reason I lingered was not to shirk, but to savor. Savor what? My recent encounter with the latest and greatest people all drawn from that slice of the human pie who like birds and nature. Note I did not say “bird watchers” or “birders.” In fact and truth, only about half of the group (which numbered just over 20) fit these labels. The other half of the group were just visitors to Cape May who figured they’d spice up their visit by

going on a bird walk. Two hours. One mile. Easy walking. Over 60 species of birds. 60 species. Uh huh. Cape May is a bird-rich place. And “The Meadows” is one of its ecological gems. What’s more, summer is absolute prime time for bird viewing pleasure.

There are lots of breeding birds around, including stately herons and egrets; assorted terns; a variety of song birds (including one stunning Blue Grosbeak) and maybe best of all, from now until the end of November, Cape May will be ground zero for millions of migrating birds. Yes, millions. This past Monday, the group tallied about fifty migrating shorebirds (straight from the Arctic!) as well as Bank Swallow, Orchard Oriole, and two really spiffy Bobolink! It doesn’t matter whether you can identify these species or not. That’s what the field trip leaders are for. Patrons need only savor them. But it wasn’t the birds I was thinking about. Not even a Roseate Tern spotted by co-leader Chuck Slugg and confirmed by Karl Lukens. Roseate Tern is so slender and elegant, it turns Common and Forster’s Terns to clay.

Farmers Market

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TUNE IN.

I was thinking about the people. The eager, eyes-open-to-wonder people who show up on CMBO morning trips. This morning there was a gentleman from Denmark. Left the wife and kids sleeping in the condo. Would be back in time for breakfast. Then there was the couple from Ohio. They really, really wanted to see a Lesser Black-backed Gull. Did, too. A grandmom and granddaughter duo down from Philadelphia. It was the granddaughter's first birding experience. She took to it like a bird to f light. And the three friends, just here for the weekend from New York City, wanting to do something new. How could I tell they were neat people, the kind of people you like to be around? It was the smiles. Smiles as they looked through the spotting scopes and got in-your-face looks at Least Tern chicks and Blue Grosbeak. Ever seen a male Blue Grosbeak? Blue onto purple with rust-colored chevrons emblazoned on each wing. A designer bird if ever their was one. And the smiles got wider and more

frequent as the walk went on. By the time everyone reached the parking lot, they were permanent fixtures on every face. Yep. Nothing quite like a morning going one-on-one with the natural world to bring out the best in people. And the smiles, of course. So what kind of a day are you having? Need a smile? I know where you can go to find one (not to mention about 60 species of birds). Want to start your morning off with a smile? Join Pete Dunne from the Cape May Bird Observatory on a field trip any Monday morning beginning at 7:30am in The Nature Conservancy parking lot on Sunset Boulevard. Or you can stop by the Cape May Bird Observatory and ask any of the staff or volunteers what walks are happening throughout the week. They’ll be glad to show you and you’ll see why the Cape May Bird Observatory is THE place to come for all your nature needs. The CMBO located at 701 East Lake Drive overlooking Lake Lily in Cape May Point (609-884-2736). It is open every day from 9:30am to 4:30pm except on Tuesdays throughout July and August. While you're there, check out the view of the lake from the wide selection of

WCFA-LP • Serving the Lower Cape with Jazz and More.

scopes and binoculars, pick up a free map and schedule of daily walks and programs for the season, take a look at the sighting sheets to check what's being seen, scan the bookshelves or pick up a bargain from the used and vintage books section, look at some of the wonderful Charley Harper merchandise (including a terrific lithograph done just for the Cape May Bird Observatory), or just browse around. Sit outside on our garden benches and enjoy the birds at the feeders and the view of Lake Lily. And if you can’t make it in person, it's easy to visit us online – www. BirdCapeMay.org – where birding Cape May is only a click away! Seymore Thanu is none other than New Jersey's own Pete Dunne, Director of the Cape May Bird Observatory and Chief Communications Officer for New Jersey Audubon. Pete Dunne uses his talents and energy to make the natural world real for others. Author of several books on and about nature (all available at the CMBO) he weaves information, insight and even fantasy into a net that captures minds and hearts. He has written for virtually every birding publication and for The New York Times.


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Saturday & Sunday, July 16 & 17 10am - 4:30pm Try your hand at the trades and crafts of the 1800s! Visit the historic buildings, plus special demonstrations, face painting toy train rides, family activity areas and more! Make take-home crafts and get your ‘Pastport’ stamped for a free treat in the Country Store! Special guests include the New Jersey Blacksmith Association, the Carlisle School of Glass Art, and a big band performance by the Cumberland County College Band on Saturday at 2pm. Sponsored by

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Special Savings

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FUN

MonDAY Mystery Madness • A special so mad, we can’t even tell you yet. Check MoreysPiers.com, Facebook and Twitter on each Saturday at midnight for the next Monday Mystery Madness special of the week to be revealed. Mondays from 12:30pm until 6pm. Adventure Pier opens at 4pm. July 4 is not included. TuesDAY Special - $22 • Our best deal on All-You-Can-Ride wristbands! Loop, spin and swing until you can’t take it anymore on ALL three piers. Tuesdays from 12:30pm until 6pm. Waterpark admission is not included in this package. Adventure Pier opens at 4pm. XTREME Ride WednesDAY - $32 • Receive an All-You-Can-Ride wristband PLUS two Xtreme rides of your choice. Valid until 6pm. Go Wild on all six coasters and AtmosFEAR! Wednesdays from 12:30pm until 6pm. Waterpark admission is not included in this package. Adventure Pier opens at 4pm, but Xtreme rides and the Great White open at 12:30pm. Xtreme rides include: SkyCoaster(s) on Surfside and Adventure Pier; SpringShot on Adventure Pier; and SkyScraper on the Boardwalk at Poplar Avenue. Double-the-Fun ThursDAY •Double your pleasure as the MOR-EZ ticket card goes twice as far on our amusement rides. Ride for only half the tickets until 6pm. Also, look for great Double-the-Fun offers at many of our games and food outlets. Thursdays from 12:30pm until 6pm. Xtreme rides not included. Adventure Pier opens at 4pm.

FriDAY Splashtacular - $35 • Get wet at our beachfront waterparks, Raging Waters or Ocean Oasis Waterpark and Beach Club and go wild on ALL three Piers. Available beginning July 15. Fridays from 9:30am until 6pm. Adventure Pier opens at 4pm. Fired Up FriDAY NIGHTS - $20 • Light up your night by riding the rides underneath Coca-Cola’s weekly fantastic fireworks display! Fridays from10:30pm until midnight. Fireworks begin on July 1st.

• waterparks • Morning Special - $24

After 3pm Special - $25

After 5pm Special - $18

Swim and slide from park opening until 12:30pm.

Sold after 3pm. Valid until park closes.

Sold after 5pm. Valid until park closes. Not available on Saturdays.

All specials are subject to operating hours. Ride Wristband restrictions and limitations apply. For complete details please visit, www.moreyspiers.com/specials.

WWW.MOREYSPIERS.cOM • 609.522.3900 • WILDWOOD, NJ


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Tori, Thea And Phil

Bowman Walker

Real Estate & Construction

Craig Needles can help you buy or sell any home!

Zeke, Carol and Pia

Visit Our Newest Location at 1080 Seashore Road, Cape May

Full Service Real Estate Firm & Fine Custom Home Builder

The Kitchen Staff

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Beautiful prints of your favorite Exit Zero photos...

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Stella Dixon's take on romance on Old Cape Island

here are guys who are cool (ie – your high school football team). There are guys who are uncool (ie – your high school chess team). And then there are guys who simply play it cool (ie – the ones too busy working on their swagger to play football or chess). Playing it cool is an art, the dating equivalent of a just-rolled-out-of-bed hairstyle. It takes a lot of effort to appear as though you’re putting in no effort at all. In fact, the play-itcool (or PIC), guy often sports this very hairdo, which he styles with $75 worth of product. He’s got just a little scruff on his face and, though it may not look like it, he paid extra for the holes in that sweatshirt. The main goal of the PIC guy is to get a girl’s attention by giving her as little as possible. Or, if he does give her attention, it’s the negative sort. My friends call it “mirting,” or mean flirting, and it’s a common practice on the child’s playground. Push a girl off the slide and it means you like her. Pull her pigtails and you’ve got it bad. Among adults, the mirting is more subtle, but it still happens. A guy I went out with last week said, “Woah, Fatty,” when

he saw me reaching for a second slice of pepperoni pizza. He’s practically in love with me. The second goal of the PIC guy is to communicate with a girl by communicating as little as possible. He does not say hello, at least not verbally. Instead, he’ll lift his chin – an almost nod. He does his best not to smile. Ideally, he’ll be leaning against something – a wall or fence, perhaps – one hand in his pocket and one thumb hooked through his belt loop. The PIC guy never asks a lady to go

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out, because his only plan is to not appear as though he’s planned ahead. Instead, he’ll nonchalantly ask her to stay in for a low-key night of watching movies, “or whatever,” and being sure to mention that all his other plans fell through. Before his girl gets there, the PIC guy will straighten up, but not too much. He’ll leave his free weights strewn across the floor, so she has to step over them, and he’ll frame a picture of himself with three bombshell women, never mind that they’re his cousins. During the movie, he’ll comment on how hot Jessica Alba is, even if he’s having trouble keeping his eyes off his own date. It’s true that girls will fall for the PIC guy. I’ve become interested in men simply because they seemed so disinterested in me. It’s backwards, I know. But dating, kind of like life in general, can be backwards. The chess players surpass the football players in coolness once high school ends. The good-on-paper guy turns out to be a jerk, and vice versa. And sometimes, it takes chasing after a PIC guy to show you that playing it cool ain’t so hot after all.


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The Movie Column

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Tom Sims, Director of the Cape May Film Festival, reviews "Page One" and "Horrible Bosses"

ll right all you New York Times readers, this one's for you. Whether you like reading the newspaper or not, whether you like The New York Times or not, you have to admit that it is one of – if not the – leading source of news information in the world. Sure, go ahead and log on to an online news provider if you want, but next time really study to see how many of those websites do first-hand news reporting versus simply recapping something from another news source. Then count the other news sources. Guaranteed at least one of them is from The New York Times. Page One is a new documentary about The New York Times and how it manages to stay in business (somewhat tenuously it would seem) in an electronic age. The film follows reporter David Carr, who’s focus at the paper is media trends. Carr is as interesting a character as any film could hope for, and his antics tell the story. While this film has the blessing of the Times (i.e., most disparaging remarks about the paper are followed by a rebuttal that trumps the criticism), the film does still manage to get its

Jason Bateman, Charlie Day and Jason Sudeikis conspire to murder their employers in "Horrible Bosses." point across with compelling drive and vigor. High marks for the film and for media outlets that generate their own information (like the one you’re holding right now) and don’t just float on sources that originate the news upstream. Horrible Bosses is a new film with Jason

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Bateman and a host of other stars. Kevin Spacey, Jennifer Aniston and Colin Farrell portray three of today’s worst bosses. Bateman and his two friends, played by It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia star Charlie Day and SNL’s Jason Sudeikis, work for these bosses separately and ultimately decide their lives would be better if these supervisors from hell were dead. The cast saves this film with appearances from Donald Sutherland and Jamie Foxx as well. But don’t pick apart the premise – you’ll only criticize it for being recycled (regurgitated) from classics like Strangers on a Train (1951) and its spawn, Throw Momma from the Train (1987). Avoid any in-depth study of character, storyline, plot and reason in Horrible Bosses. Maybe what I’m saying is if you’re in it for the laughs, Horrible Bosses delivers. You might want to catch this one in theaters to get that mob mentality when it comes to getting those laughs. This film is more a reflection of today’s troubled job market rather than a commentary on it, and the mindless adolescent humor is well employed.

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2401 Bayshore Road, Villas 3 Bedroom, 2.5 Bath • $342,500

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35 Jackson St., Cape May Historic Home 7 bedrooms, 6 baths $1,499,000.

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344 Congress St. Cape May 2 story, 4 bedroom, 2 bath Immaculately maintained home just 3 blocks to beach with excellent rental history. Rear deck, front screened porch, full basement, detached 1 car garage. $749,000.

8 Deer Run, Cape Woods, Lower Township Immaculate 3 bedroom, 2 bath Brentwood model with upgrades including granite countertops, hardwood floors, sun room, gas heat, central a/c, attached garage. $329,000.

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The Real Estate Column

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Chris Bezaire on the latest trends and sales on the island

E are finally in the swing of summer and except for a glitch with the fireworks on July 4th, it seems to be a banner year. I was driving out of town on July 3 and the traffic was backed up all the way to the light in front of Tranquility coming into town. I have not seen traffic like that since I was a kid. It shows that activity has picked up, as do the nine transactions we had in the last two weeks. We'll start in Cape May Point, where 309 Stites was co-listed by the fatherson duo of Brian and Gregg Giancola of Coldwell Banker Sol Needles and Barry Bruno of Chris Clemans SIR. It was sold by Ellie O'Donogue of Jersey Cape Realty for $865,000. Now we move to West Cape May where... Wait, there were no sales in West Cape May. We'll put you first next week! The last eight transactions took place in Cape May. We start with 1141 Delaware Avenue which was listed by Jim Zeitler of Jersey Cape Realty and sold by

Ken Hutchinson of Coastline Realty for $605,000. Next is 458 West Perry, listed by the Coastal Marketing Group comprised of Brian Groetsch and Chris Rothwell of Century 21 GilMartin and sold by Jim “I dabble in a bit of everything” Ridgeway of Wilsey Real Estate for $495,000. Next we have 1127 Indiana Avenue, which was listed by a few realtors who hail from the Villas and sold by Brian and Gregg Giancola of Coldwell Banker Sol Needles for $440,000. Speaking of the Giancolas, they also sold 1360A Wisconsin Avenue which was listed by Suzanne Smigo of Homestead

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Real Estate and sold for $337,500. We will mention one more sale, and that is 1350A Virginia which was listed by Barry Bruno of Chris Clemans SIR and sold by Carol Anderson of Coastline Realty for $293,000. Always nice to see those sub$300,000 numbers! Be on the lookout for my first Vacation and Second Home Buyers Seminar at the end of July. This short seminar is for those who are just starting to look at Cape May as a second home or vacation home destination and would like to start understanding our market. There will be representatives on hand from the mortgage and title industries (as well as yours truly) to answer all of your Cape May area real estate questions. Until next time, if you have any questions on any of these or other properties in Cape May, please feel free to contact me. Chris Bezaire is a fifth-generation real estate agent with Coldwell Banker Sol Needles Real Estate in Cape May. He can be reached at 609-972-6927, or at chris@capemaychris. com. Check him out on Twitter and Facebook: @ CapeMayChris, Facebook.com/capemaychris.

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6/22: Summer Grill Night At Cape May Winery Artfully uniting extraordinary homes with extraordinary lives.

2 S. Andrielle Ln., Erma Beautiful Home with open layout 3 bedrooms, 2 baths $499,000.

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422 Provincetown Dr., Tranquility Lovely home with enclosed porch 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths $379,000.

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1003 Shore Dr., Cape May Beach Cute Cottage across from Bay 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths $525,000.

7 Linda Sue Ln., Lower Township Lovely Custom Built Home 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths $769,000.

449 Delview Rd., Cape May Beach 3 Strawberry Ln., Lower Township Surrounded by Magnificent Gardens Immaculate Custom Built Home 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths $375,000. $559,000.

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Mary and Chris Foust, Mary and Bob Garrett

1152 washington st. cape may $360,000

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Classic 1864 Victorian Twin. Living Room, Formal Dining Room with 9' ceilings, Large modern eat-in kitchen, laundry closet. Covered front porch, rear deck, nice side yard, off-street parking. $360,000.

Beautifully renovated condo unit in one of the famous Seven Sisters only steps to the beach. Views of both the beach and Historic Jackson Street from within the unit. Hardwood floors throughout. Most furniture included. Imported Italian Tile Showers; Custom Cherry Cabinets; Custom Milled Crown Molding; Air Conditioning; Tankless Water Heater.

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6/12: Opening Of Wallace's Harborside Café

Lilli Loper, Toni Wallace, Dottie Sheehan PHOTOGRAPHS BY Aleksey Moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

HomeStead Real Estate 846 Broadway, West Cape May Toll Free: 888-309-7454 • Local: (609) 884-1888 www.HomeSteadCapeMay.com Dagmer Chew, Broker/Owner

719 BROADWAY, WEST CAPE MAY You don’t want to miss this quaint building which is centrally located and is currently being used as a clothing store with plenty of off street parking. The building has been recently renovated and is in great shape. It has a new foundation, new roof structure, new roof, and new siding. There are many possibilities here as this property is zoned commercial and/or residential. The lot size is 50x200. $219,000 15 BROADWAY #13, CAPE MAY Come and take a look at this pristine 1 bedroom, 1 bath unit at the Driftwood Condominiums located half block to the beach. You’ll enjoy top of the line stainless steel appliances, granite countertops, and tasteful seaside décor. Outside enjoy the spacious rooftop deck with panoramic views of the Atlantic Ocean. This unit comes with rental history. $349,000

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Magnificent is the only word to describe this home. Newly completed, everything in this home is top of the line quality and construction with an emphasis on the “green” aspect of building. This home offers 4 bedrooms and 4 baths with plenty of room for entertaining and plenty of bay views to watch the gorgeous sunsets. You don’t want to miss this one! $999,990

20 PATTERSON AVENUE, CAPE MAY Location! Location! Location! This beach block property offers a two bedroom home and a separate one bedroom cottage. Ocean view potential with development and condo conversion a possibility. Off street parking and excellent rental history. $829,900


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Homes Of The Week

Check out these beautiful homes in the Cape May area

4 Sunnyside drive North Cape May

702 Broadway Ave. West Cape May

6 Cormorant Way North Cape May

410 Chatam Drive Tranquility

Fabulous 3 bedroom, 1 bath home on private street with large lot. Move right in and enjoy the spacious kitchen, upgraded windows and window treatments, comfortable living room with built in shelving and quality woodworking. room to spread out in the landscaped yard. Minutes to the Bay Beaches and the Cape May Beaches. Just a short walk to shopping. Priced to Sell at $199,000!

Spectacular Victorian 3 BR/3 BA that has been tastefully upgraded and remodeled with luxury amenities. Fabulous chef's kitchen with large dining area provides the center point for entertaining and opens to a Florida room and a formal living room. Custom features throughout! Master retreat with whirlpool tub, steam room and private deck. A private guest suite is accessed by an outside entrance and includes a kitchenette and bathroom, and offers potential for rental income. $750,000

This 4 bedroom, 2 bath rancher is located in a quiet cul de sac in Mickels Run. Sellers Concession of up to $3500 for buyers prepaid and lender fees. $244,900

Well maintained two story Cape Cod home in Tranquility. This three bedroom, two bath home features a spacious living room and dining area with bamboo flooring, gas fireplace and slider doors to the rear deck. One bedroom and full bath are located on the 1st floor. Two nice sized bedrooms and full bath are located on the 2nd floor. The one bedroom on the second floor is currently utilized as a home office. Partial furniture included. $339,000.

Wilsey Realty 501 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-1007 www.wilseyrealty.com

DeSatnick Real Estate 324 Carpenter’s Lane Cape May (609) 884-1300 desatnickrealestate.com

Coastline Realty Carol Menz, Broker (609) 884-5005 1400 Texas Avenue, Cape May www.coastlinerealty.com

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty 1159 Washington St. (609) 884-3332 www.chrisclemanssir.com

Jersey Cape Realty 739 Washington St., Cape May 609-884-5800 www.jerseycaperealty.com

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This charming three bedroom ranch is the ideal home at the beach. Located a very short walk to a bathing beach and impeccably maintained, this home presents an opportunity that must not be missed. There is a large living room, eat-in kitchen, remodeled full bath, basement and detached garage. There is a rear deck to enjoy in the very private backyard which is great for family get togethers and to further expand the house. $249,900

INVESTORS DREAM! This two story Duplex located in North Cape May is a rare and great find! Each unit features 2 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, large living room, eat-in kitchen, laundry room and a private deck. Exterior has been updated with a new roof, windows and siding. Tow of the units are occupied by month to month tenants, so this is a perfect to prduce some rental income. Call today to see or learn more about this property. $275,000

Whether you are looking for a summer get away or something year round, this 2 bedroom, 1 bath ranch style home is a must see! This home includes a living room, eat-in kitchen, central air, large rear yard, and storage shed. It is conveniently located within minutes of beaches, schools, and shopping. Call today to make your appointment. $179,900

2 bedrooms, 1 bath, second floor ranchstyle, end unit. Large private front deck. Low maintenance. $190/mo. condo fee (also includes sewer/water & gas hot water). Furnished, ready-togo, turnkey unit. Many recent upgrades. Exceptionally wellmaintained. $299,000

“Philadelphia Beach Condominiums”

HomeStead Real Estate 846 Broadway West Cape May 609-884-1888 homesteadcapemay.com

Tolz Realtors 1001 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-7001 www.tolz.com

Theresa Senico Apex Realty 2505 Bayshore Rd., Villas (609) 408-4655 www.theresasenico.com

CENTURY 21 Gilmartin & Co. 1382 Lafayette Street, Joseph Gilmartin Broker/Owner (609) 884-1800 capemayvacations.com

933 Columbia Ave. Columbia Gardens A-2, Cape May Yo can move right in and enjoy the rest of the summer and fall in this 2 bedroom, 2 bath unit. It features new central air & heat, and a pool on site. $479,900.

Located directly across the street from the beach, this 3 level end unit offers multiple levels of panoramic ocean views, living room w/ f/p, dining room, kitchen, 3 bedrooms and 2 ½ baths plus garage – excellent rental income - $895,900.

Coldwell Banker Sol Needles 512 Washington St. Mall Cape May (609) 884-8428 www.cbcapemay.com


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1251 Virginia Avenue, Cape May 2BR, 2BA, new central air/gas forced hot air heat. $389,000 CLASSIC VICTORIAN 818 Washington Street Cape May 6BR, 3BA, 2 half BA, screened porch. $949,000 SPECTACULAR HARBOR VIEWS!!! 45’ BOAT SLIP 2 Harbor Cove Cape May Cape May Harbor Village & Yacht Club 4 BR, 3 full/2 half BA. $2,499,000

406 Madison Avenue, Cape May 4 BR/3.5 BA condo. Close to the beach and downtown. Sleeps 9. $1500-$2900/week.

RANCHER ON PRIVATE CUL-DE-SAC 8 Newport Drive Tranquility Park 3BR, 2BA, Florida room. $359,000 NEW CONSTRUCTION 325 Fourth Avenue West Cape May 4BR, 3BA, large rear deck. $599,900 “THE CAMBRIDGE SUITE” UNIT #4 735 Washington Street Cape May 3R, 2.5BA, central air. $399,000

919 Stockton Avenue, Cape May Single Family sleeps 24. Nine bedrooms, Three and a half baths. $3000-$5500 per week.

413 Yale Avenue, Cape May Point 4 BR/3 BA single family home, just a short stroll to the Cape May Point beaches. Sleeps 13. $1600-$2300/week.

1232 Washington Street, Cape May Single Family sleeps 8. Four bedrooms, two baths. $850-$1675 per week.

Desatnick Real Estate, LLC 324 Carpenter’s Lane, Suite 2C, Cape May 884.1300, www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty 1159 Washington Street, Cape May 609-884-3332, www.chrisclemanssir.com

305 Nantucket, Tranquility - 3 BR, 2 BA rancher just outside of Cape May. Big house and central air. $1,600 a week.

408 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May 4 plus Bedrooms 3.5 Bath, Gorgeous Views, Multi decks, Central AC, Peak weeks available.

3500 Shore Drive, Cape May Beach. 2 BR, 1 BA. Across the street from the bay. Sleeps 5. A/C, cable ready. $900 a week.

324 Carpenters Lane Suite 2C Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. de Satnick, Broker of Record

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Adorable homes in America’s Original Seaside Resort ready for your enjoyment

Theresa Senico, Apex Realty 2505 Bayshore Road, Villas, NJ (609) 408-4655 www.theresasenico.com 432 Congress Street, Cape May 1st and 2nd floor duplex – each apt. 2 brms., 1 bath, wall a/c, sleeps 7, pet friendly $1,525/week in season. 408 Yale Ave., 2nd floor, Cape May Point 3 brms., 2 baths, window a/c, sleeps 8 $1,950/week in season.

Call Heijung for availability: 609-602-8641 Heijung Park-Colameco, Broker associate By The sea Realty, Lee Marcotte, Inc 315 Ocean Street, Cape May 609-884-3050 808 Washington St., Unit 3, Cape May 2 BR, 2BA, w/d, dw, cac, sleeps 8. $1500-$2300/week 20 Decatur Street, 2nd floor, Cape May 2 BR, 2 BA, w/d, dw, cac, sleeps 4. $1500-$2000/week

Coldwell Banker Sol Needles, Cape May (609) 884-8428 • www.cbcapemay.com

Jersey Cape Realty 739 Washington Street, Cape May (609) 884-5800 wwwjerseycaperealty.com

205 Lighthouse Ave., Cape May Point 2 Bedroom, 1 Bath Beach House. 2 Blocks to Beach $1,275 per week.

25 Second Ave, 2nd Floor. Cape May 2 BR, 1 Bath. Located half block to beach. August weeks available, only $1400/week!

824 Stockton Avenue, Cape May 5 Bedrooms, 6 Bathrooms, Sleeps 18 1 Block to Beach. $3,500 - $5,500

413 Yale, Cape May Point 4 BR. Only 1 street from beach! July and August weeks available. $2300/week

Coastline Realty 1400 Texas Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-5005 www.coastlinerealty.com 408 Pacific Avenue, West Cape May 2 Bedroom, 1.5 Baths, Sleeps 6. Completely renovated. $1400/week 504 Sixth Avenue, West Cape May 3 Bedroom, 2.5 Bath, Sleeps 7. August availability. $1400/week Homestead Real Estate 846 Broadway, West Cape May (609) 884-1888 • homesteadcapemay.com

Tolz Realtors, 1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May (609) 884-7001, www.tolz.com 300 Moore, West Cape May 4 Week Minimum Call for Details 1007 New Jersey Ave. - 4 bedroom, 2 bath, Large cedar deck (to be stained) private rear yard. $3200/weekly. Wilsey Realty 501 Lafayette Street, Cape May (609) 884-1007 www.wilseyrealty.com


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A Little Bit About Exit Zero Publishing Who we are, what we do, and where we go

Established July 4, 2003, proudly inspired by the late, great Pennywise magazine. Exit Zero Publishing is owned by Jack Wright and Jason Black. We also publish high-quality books as well as this fine periodical. Telephone: (609) 770-8479 Fax: (609) 770-8481 E-mail: info@exitzero.us Website: www.exitzero.us Mailing address: 109 Sunset Boulevard Suite D, Cape May, NJ 08204 Editor/Publisher: Jack Wright, jack@exitzero.us Advertising Manager: Jason Black, jason@exitzero.us Project Manager: Dan Mathers, dan@exitzero.us Assistant Editor Jon Roth, jon@exitzero.us Staff Writer Kate Chadwick, kate@exitzero.us Photographers: Aleksey Moryakov, Sandy Maloney, Danielle O’Neal, Alex Steiger Graphic Artist: Doree Bardes Distribution People: Stephanie Grubb, Amy Wingate, Evangeline Wentletrap Columnists: Kate Chadwick (advice), Catherine Dugan (activities), David Gray (Old Fogey), Molly Stone (food), Diane Stopyra (dating), Everett Chance (Chance Meetings). Labeler: Mary Smith Every Thursday, Exit Zero is delivered to around 300 places. Get it delivered to your mailbox in a plastic mailer. It’s $50 for 47 great B&W issues, plus five in glorious color. Call (609) 770-8479 to subscribe. Downtown Cape May Swain’s, Mariah’s, Guardian, Cape Savings Bank, Collier’s, All Irish, Cape May Stage, Wilsey Realty, Pat Jackson Jewelers, Washington Commons Gallery, Celebrate Cape May, Go Fish, Sea Weeds, Cape Orient, Fiber Arts Yarn Shop, Acme, By The Sea Realty, Oyster Bay, Cape May Welcome Center, Depot Market, Congress Hall, Victorious, Pink, Star Inn, Bayberry Inn, Bank of America, Victorian Hotel, SOMA Art Gallery, Magicbrain Cybercafé, Island Grill, Primrose, Center For Community Arts. Washington Street Mall The Fudge Kitchen, Mary Ann’s, Dellas 5&10, Lace Silhouettes, Center City Mall, Second Story Sweets, Casale’s Shoes, Free Shop, Happy Baby, Cape May Sandal Shop, It’s a Breeze, Madame’s Port, Swede Things, Cucina Rosa, Whale’s Tale, Ella's, Italian Garden, Andrew’s Ltd, Jackson Mountain Cafe, Love The Cook, Bath Time, Ugly Mug, Pilot House, Caroline

Boutique, Atlantic Books, Kaleidoscope, Coldwell Banker, Colors, A Ca Mia, A Place On Earth, Between the Lines, Good Scents. Washington Street Southern Mansion, MAC, Chris Clemans’ Sotheby’s International Realty, Bill Mae Cottage, Thomas Webster Inn, Inn at the Park, City Hall, Sturdy Savings, Washington Inn, Dr. Feldman Dentistry, Jersey Cape Realty, Victorian Towers. BEACHFRONT Sean’s Restaurant, King’s Cottage, Blue Moon Pizza, Hot Dog Tommy’s, Coachman’s Motor Inn, Carney’s, Martini Beach, Virginia Hotel, Mad Batter, Poor Richards Inn, Inn at 22 Jackson Street, Saltwood B&B, Windward B&B, Uncle Bill’s, Ocean View Restaurant, Sandpiper, Hotel Alcott, Summer Station, The Original Fudge Kitchen, Montreal Liquor, Montreal Inn, Capri Motor Lodge, Bloody Mary’s, Periwinkle, Grand Hotel, Palace Hotel, Mission Inn, Angel by The Sea, Peter Shields, Hotel Macomber, Marquis de Lafayette. Columbia Avenue Columbia House, Sun Bank, Dr. Gorny, Victorian Abstract, MP Myers, Cape May Day Spa, Twin Gables, Henry Sawyer B&B, Linda Lee, Brass Bed Inn, Mason Cottage, Mainstay Inn, Delsea B&B, White Dove Cottage, Manse B&B, Merion Inn, Cliveden Inn, Pharo’s B&B, Summer Cottage, John F. Craig House, Majestic Star. Gurney/oCEAN/STOCKTON Avalon Coffee, Cape May Beach & Kite, John Welsey Inn, Louie’s Pizza, Beach Massage, Inn of Cape May, Beauclair’s, Queen Victoria, Fairthorne, Bamboo Shack, Cheeks, Cape May Library, Freda’s Café, Victorian Lace, Camelot Hotel, Bedford Inn, Chalfonte Hotel. East Cape May Nature Center, Model Cleaners, Cape May Laundromat, Wawa, Coastline Realty, Cape

Bookkeeping, Shear Sunsations, Rizzo Chiropractic, C-View Inn, Century 21 Gilmartin. West Cape May VFW, Godmother’s, Cape May Bakers, Higher Grounds, Tea By The Sea, Cape May Linen Outlet, Flying Fish Studio, CVS, Albert Stevens Inn, Weddings by the Sea, Kate’s Flower Shop, Seaside Cheese Company, Ocean Crest Printing, Kasey’s Kanines, Cape Fitness, Dr. Goldstein Dentist, Cheeks, Artizan Salon & Spa, Westside Market, Cape Island Home and Garden, Bella Vida Cafe, Flanegan’s Framing, Seven Eleven, Copper Fish, Homestead Real Estate. Sunset Boulevard Bird House of Cape May, Butterfly Tea Room, Cape May Wicker, The Exit Zero Store and Gallery, Accent on Beauty, Cape Winds Florist, Cape May Bird Observatory, Cape May Point Post Office, Sunset Beach Gift Shop. Route 109 South Jersey Marina, Lobster House, Tony’s Marine Supply, Sea Gear Marine, Captain’s Cove, Cape May Whale Watcher, Lucky Bones, Tony’s Pizza, Cape May Antique Center. North Cape May Laundromat, Heart to Heart Flowers, Le Gates, Harpoon Henry’s, Mr. J’s Music Shop, Cape May– Lewes Ferry, Gorman’s, Hair Cuttery, Italian Affair, Cape May Veterinary. Off The Island The Canyon Club, Harbor View Restaurant, Axelsson’s Blue Claw, Cape Liquors, Moose Lodge, Old Grange, Historic Cold Spring Village, Hawk Haven Vineyards. Villas Lower Township Construction, Lower Township Municipal, Apex Realty, Curl Up and Dye, Fish and Fancy, Villas Liquor, Snippers Salon, Jake’s Bar and Grill, Kiddie Closet, Cape Savings Bank, Cohwen’s Ink Emporium, Wawa, Wing It.


The New Ebbitt Room

Hand-Crafted Cocktails & Small Plate Delights On The Porch Just one of the many delightful experiences at the reimagined Ebbitt Room, where artisanal cocktails, farm-fresh classic American cuisine and a sophisticated, yet casual, vibe create the perfect setting for a new Cape May tradition.

Rediscover The Ebbitt Room and ask for our introductory $35 Prix-Fixe Menu. Reservations suggested, introductory menu not available on Saturday evenings.

Reservations: 609 884 5700

The Virginia Hotel, 25 Jackson Street Cape May, NJ 08204


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