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Sex-on-the-Exe: Noisy Pleasures An anonymous student shares their selacious tale of loud morning relations
earth-shattering finger-induced orgasm I have ever had. He was driving me wild…and I think his housemates probably knew because I was moaning and gasping in the throes of ecstasy.
AFTER an evening of revelry, booze and introductions, it was the morning after the night before. This was the first time I had stayed at a guy’s house; usually, sex occurs at my place because I don’t like the idea of trying to retrace my steps home whilst drunk in the morning. Due to nausea and alcohol, we hadn’t had sex the night before. Well, they do say morning-sex is better. Round one was incredible and I managed to subdue my moans to an acceptable level that wouldn’t cause others to stir from slumber. The only problem? I was still extremely turned on 20 minutes after and voiced my desires to a satisfied yet willing sex god. He wasn’t up for another round but was more than happy to let his fingers do the job. The result was the most
IMOGEN ROSSI @imogeneugenia This wks Expose article on bjs is unreal..why on earth does some1 think writing about swallowing techniques is journalism? #distasteful RHYS GRAVELL @rhgravell Feel like I’m in a zoo with all these kids on open days walking around staring at you JACK EDWARDS @jacklledwards I’m so hungry i could eat a #Findus 100% Beef Lasagne TOM BOND @tom_bond I’m bringing back gherkins. Someone has to. JAMES CROUCH @TheBig_JC Love it when people’s chinos match their hair colour OWEN KEATING @owenkeats Netflix is taking time to buffer. What? #cameronsbritain NATALIE BAKHURST @natbakhurst Someone handed my phone in last night #onlyinexeter #dontneedablackberrydaddygotmeaniphone JONATHAN JENNER @JonJenner In a far more everyday occurrence, next doors music is very loud. “Puss puss pussy’ole” is the lyric currently louder than my own thoughts. MEGAN FURBOROUGH @meganfurborough Frankly, I just don’t see how I’m expected to write an essay with no English breakfast tea bags in the house. Utter mockery. EDWARD SCOTT @edward_would Just saw three guys in a stationary car pumping the Harlem shake BETHAN ROBERTS @bethanaroberts I swear to GOD I saw Saville in Iceland this morning buying a 6 pack of baked beans #heinz* LOUIS ALEXANDER DORE @runlouisrun2013 FREEEELOOOOVE ON THE FREELOVE FREEWAY #rickyfreelove RUPERT THE RAH@RupertTheRah Literally swimming in Champers. #BirthdayBants #LashTag
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“I think his housemates probably knew because I was moaning and gasping in the throes of ecstasy” The walls in his house are very thin. Too thin. You can hear everything, unlike in my dwelling where you can scream (guilty… same guy too..) and no one even notices. Still, I would like to think that my moaning was an invigorating wake up call. It transpires that his housemates then commented on how loud I am, only to his casual remark of ‘you have no idea’ – I was actually very quiet for my standards. There was no fear of being lost on the way home. Ever the gentleman, as you can tell from my sexual demands early in the morning, he walked me back most of the way and I couldn’t help but walk around the roads in nothing but his shirt with a smirk on my face. Walk of shame? I think not. Stride of pride.
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Lauren Swift tells us how you can own a piece of the catwalk with Dorthy Perkins’ new DP Limited jewellery range HOT on the heels (five inch, naturally) of the latest bejewelled models to strut off the Spring Summer catwalks, Dorothy Perkins is releasing a limited edition collection of jewellery this month to move you right on in to the new season. With fierce spikes, pretty pastel enamels and more than the odd diamond, this collection of 20 pieces is exclusive to selected stores and online and proves that more really is more. Dorothy Perkins will be offering something for every magpie: Gats-
by-esque earrings, colourful tribal necklaces, and heavy but sparkly cuffs are among the new range. And you really don’t need to look very far to see that bigger is better; the leaders of fashion weeks left right and centre all chose to swathe their models in decadent jewellery this season. Making the gobstopper-sized pearls sported by Chanel models look somewhat pared-down, Milan saw statement jewellery galore in the form of Gucci’s enamel and diamond flowers and Dolce & Gabbana’s bright explosions of tassels, coins and beads.
Not to be outdone, Meadham Kirchoff’s London show had the brand doing what it does best with gems; excess. The new Dorothy Perkins range has taken much direction from these shows, creating sure-fire hits in the limited collection such as the Crystal Bright Drop earrings, a mix of enamel, beading and crystal in an art deco shape. Other promising items are the Chain Cuff with Stones, which combines all your jewellery needs by stacking chains on crystals on beads for an affordable £15, and the Aztec Bright Collar, which certainly does what it says on the tin. For easy-to-wear day looks, a statement necklace sits nicely on any simple
t-shirt or adds a hint of sparkle placed just under the collar of a plain blouse. The same goes for bracelets and cuffs, and – given the right placement – such pieces give the impression of being
“You really don’t need to look very far to see that bigger is better” actual embellishment rather than a separate piece of jewellery, bringing a bit more luxe to your look. For inspiration from the runway, channel Gucci and colour-block your whole outfit to let the jewellery do all the talking, or if you’re feeling brave you can always follow the example of Dolce & Gabbana by getting adventurous with as much colour and print as possible. If all the glitz seems a bit too much, the rings in the limited collection would make a more subtle alternative and, starting at £7.50, are bound to be popular in the new Dorothy Perkins range. Pieces featured (left to right): Crystal Bright Drops, £14 (in store March). Chain Cuff with Stones, £15, Aztec Bright Collar, £30