58 EWN
www.euroweeklynews.com
20 - 26 September 2018
FEATURE
Meet Leapy’s dream woman… LEAPY LEE SAYS IT OTHERS THINK IT DREAMS are funny things. Not generally being one who experiences nightmares (unless I’ve had a good old blue cheese late night overdose!) I usually drift off looking forward to what the next few hours of La La land has to offer. Sometimes I fly. What a buzz that can be. Occasionally I fall gloriously in love. I often find myself negotiating narrow ledges and falling from a great height. In fact, at one time this dream was so frequent that now and again I would allow myself to actually hit the ground, just to see what happened (presumably nothing, as I was still lying in bed unscathed the following morning!). I’ve had tea with the Queen, talked my way out of some serious trouble and travelled in a spaceship. Well folks all these nocturnal journeys pale in the light of the trip I took the other night. In an experience that was beyond my wildest dreams, (geddit!) I dreamed I was having an illicit affair with Theresa May! Yeah yeah, I know, I lied about the nightmares right!? Well, be that as it may, there I was, in a packed hall, trying to blend into the background while she ad-
TRUE LOVE: Or maybe the stuff of nightmares! dressed the party conference. After the meeting we both slipped off to the hotel and... no no, actually I didn’t - it wasn’t that much of a nightmare! To be honest I think the problem was me rising to the occasion. In the circumstances, pretty understandable. Probably took a leaf out of her book, she hasn’t managed to rise to the occa-
sion since she was elected! The point here is that a couple of Viagras would have got me out of trouble. No pill on earth will save her if Brexit goes (even more) pear shaped. Come back Nigel, all is forgiven. Dream on Leapy, dream on. What about that spoiled brat Serena Williams with her unforgivable, wholly petulant outburst
at the US Open last week? This privileged individual, who is actually living the dream, to me showed her true colours when she screamed abuse at the umpire who had quite rightly pulled her up for receiving on court coaching and smashing her racket. She continued her vitriolic hatred at this (absolutely correct) court official by calling him a liar, a thief and then accusing him of sexism. Naturally this awful woman was losing her match at the time! Who knows what unfair disadvantage this outburst created for her unfortunate opponent, whose quiet dignity and to my mind nerves of steel, still enabled her to go on and win the title? (there is a God!) ‘It wasn’t fair, I was standing up for women’s rights,’ bleated the Williams woman to the press the following day. Well I’ll tell you something girls, females like this are the enemy in your midst, especially those who have become multi-millionaires by simply being female and knocking a ball over a net. Oh, and by the way, this thoroughly nasty piece of work, also accused the artist who depicted her in a brilliant caricature the following day, of being a racist! Why am I not surprised!? Keep the faith Love Leapy. leapylee2002@gmail.com
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Advertising Feature
2nd phase of Fairways at La Cala Golf OVER 200 guests and well-known faces attended the launch party of the new development Fairways La Cala Golf on September 13. The event was organised by StartGroup as the exclusive marketing agent and hosted by the Marbella-based developer Exxacon. “This development really stands out in this area, not only thanks to the fantastic views, but also because of the superior quality and modern solutions,” said StartGroup’s CEO Christofer Fogelberg. Most of the prominent estate agents from the Costa del Sol and internationally attended, as well as representatives from the Mijas Town Hall and various media. Fairways is a new development of 54 modern apartments and penthouses, surrounded by golf on three sides and stunning views of the golf, mountains and the sea. It is the only complex inside La Cala Golf Resort to have a private gym and spa on the premises. “The innovation of this complex
goes a step further, by giving all types of apartments extra space; such as raised private gardens for the ground floors and private roof terraces for the middle floors. The three bedroom penthouses feature a private glass fronted plunge pool,” said Mr Fogelberg.
The developer, Exxacon, is well-known on the coast for modern and smart solutions. Exxacon was founded in the year 2000 and has already delivered hundreds of properties to satisfied clients.
At present Exxacon is developing nine complexes on the Costa del Sol consisting of over 600 properties in the cities of Malaga, Fuengirola, Alhaurin, Mijas, Estepona and Casares. The first phase of Fairways la Cala Golf
was released, in collaboration with Mijas Costa-based estate agent StartGroup, in April and has sold incredibly well. The release of the second phase this September has created a huge interest among buyers and estate agents alike. www.startgroup.com info@startgroup.com +34 952 904 890
PARTY TIME: Exxacon hosted the launch.