Equal Time Fall 2015

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OVER HEARD

@SU I feel like if I met Taylor Swift, we’d be really good together.

But I’m kind of feeling something where I can wear spandex. I don’t run on the elliptical because it’s so stereotypically female and I don’t want to be cliché.

Wine is a vegetable, right?

Literally taking orgo The new easier than being thing is side isfriends with her. boob, so you don’t Sometimes I even need to wish I was fat. show nipple! I really thought the world was going to end. I had a lot of sex that day.

I was attacked by weasels when I was younger.

Yeah, I thought I failed it. But I passed with a 67.

I got a pumpkin spice latte iced. It’s not basic if it’s iced.

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