50 Memes

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BY ELDER OF ZIYON


You don't fight antisemitism by telling everyone that you hate antisemites. You fight antisemitism by supporting the Jewish people.

EoZ


The borders of what Palestinians call “historic Palestine” were actually defined by Europeans in 1921. That isn't much of a history.

EoZ


If Israel would have existed in 1936, millions of Jewish lives could have been saved. The people who say that Israel's existence is a crime know this very well.

EoZ


The people who scream the most about “human rights” are the people who care the least about human rights for Jews. EoZ


Every Israeli that BDS targets is a Jew. Tell me again how BDS isn't antisemitic. EoZ


Isn't it interesting that people who are “pro-Palestinian” don't seem to care about Palestinians suffering in Lebanon, Syria or Jordan? If Jews can't be blamed, their concern disappears.

EoZ


Ken Roth at his therapist: “OK, lets do some free association. I'll say something and you say whatever pops into your mind.” “Sure.” “War crimes -” “Israel.” “Ethnic cleansing-” “Israel.” “Apartheid-” “Israel.” “Erectile dysfunction-” “Israel.” “I think I'm beginning to see the problem.” EoZ


Anti-Zionism? It's just the latest reboot of a story that's been popular for 2000 years.

EoZ


What, exactly, is the moral difference between the Taliban and Hamas? EoZ


Ben and Jerry's sells ice cream to people who “honour kill” women, attack gays, murder Jews, and cheer terror attacks. Because they are so socially responsible. EoZ


Have you ever seen, even once, anyone burning a Palestinian flag?

EoZ


If you chant “Intifada, Intifada, Long Live the Intifada” you support murdering Jews.

EoZ


Far Right: “We hate Jews and Israel.” Far Left: “We hate 95% of Jews and Israel. But we aren't antisemitic.”

EoZ


The root cause of the conflict isn't “occupation.” The root cause is the Palestinian Arab th refusal, since the 19 century, to accept that Jews have human rights.

EoZ


List of war crimes, according to Human Rights Watch: -Genocide -Enslavement -Mass rape -Torture -Deportations -Jews building houses on their homeland

EoZ


How to know whether a statement is criticism of Israel or antisemitic: 1. Replace every instance of “Zionist,” “Israel,” “Israeli,” “IDF” or “Mossad” with “Jew.” 2. Read the statement. EoZ


A lot of people who call themselves humanitarian want to expel 700,000 Jews from their historic homeland. That is the very definition of ethnic cleansing. EoZ


Step 1: Redefine “justice” to mean “whatever Palestinians demand.” Step 2: Accuse Jews of being against “justice.” EoZ


Israel has the #RightToSelfDefense. People who disagree are, quite literally, antisemites. EoZ



If anti-Zionism isn't antisemitism, then why are anti-Zionists so upset at those who denounce Jew-hatred? EoZ


EoZ


Saying “Jews control the world” is antisemitic. Saying “Zionists control the world” is astute political analysis. EoZ


Israel through the eyes of bigots:

Israel does something bad: “It proves Israel is evil” Israel does something good: “It proves Israel is evil” EoZ


Jews have one tiny corner of the world where they are truly free. People who obsess about destroying that are antisemites.

EoZ


If you are against Jews having the same rights as Muslims to safely visit and pray at the Temple Mount, you support discrimination against Jews.

EoZ


If there was no Zionism, what would you be calling Palestinians today? Syrians. EoZ


If you oppose antisemitic attacks because it makes your cause look bad, you aren't really against antisemitic attacks. EoZ


The US has a huge army and nuclear weapons. The 9/11 hijackers only had boxcutters. According to the logic of those defending Hamas, this makes the hijackers the good guys. EoZ


Hating Israel is a cult. It includes brainwashing, unsupported beliefs, fierce anger at any dissent, mindless chants and an enemy to blame for all problems. EoZ


If you hate Israel so much that you get angry at artists who perform there, there is something seriously wrong with you. Seek help.

EoZ


Why do Palestinians under the terrible, awful, horrible “occupation” never seek a better life in a supportive, neighboring Arab country? EoZ



The lesson the Jews are supposed to have learned from the Holocaust: “Be nice to people who want to throw you into the sea.” The lesson that Palestinians learned from the Nakba: “Throw the Jews into the sea.” EoZ

EoZ


If you think that the idea of a Jewish state is “apartheid,” but you have nothing to say about the dozens of Arab, Muslim, Christian or Hindu states, you just may be an antisemite. EoZ

EoZ


Today's media: A man shooting up a mall with an automatic weapon: “Ban all guns!” An Islamist terror group shooting thousands of rockets at civilians: “We need to understand their side of the story.” EoZ


If your response to thousands of rockets meant to kill Jews is that the Jewish state is illegitimate to begin with, you just may be an antisemite. EoZ


The people screaming that “there aren't two sides to the story, only the 'occupier' and 'occupied,'” are really saying that they don't want you to hear one of the sides. EoZ


Here's the difference:

Israel spends its time and money trying to avoid civilian deaths. Hamas spends its time and money trying to maximize civilian deaths. EoZ


Here's the difference:

Israelis don't want civilian deaths on either side. Palestinians want civilian deaths on both sides.

EoZ


Here's the difference:

Israel defends its citizens. Hamas uses its citizens to defend Hamas. EoZ


Mainstream media, every time: THE PROBLEMS BEGAN WHEN ISRAEL RESPONDED. EoZ


People blame Israel for antisemitism. Before 1948, everyone must have loved Jews. EoZ


Ask a progressive Jew where in the Torah one can find the mitzvah of “tikkun olam” and watch them squirm.

EoZ


Hamas annual budget: >$1 billion Cost to rebuild Gaza: $450 million Amount Hamas will pay: $0 EoZ


People who claim to be against sexism, racism, antisemitism and homophobia claim that the side that is misogynist, bigoted, Jew-hating and gay-bashing is on the “right side of history.” EoZ


RIGHT WING ANTISEMITISM Jews have too much power Jews relish killing Christian children Jews think they are better than everyone else The world would be better off without Jews

LEFT WING ANTISEMITISM Israel has too much power Israelis relish killing Palestinian children Israelis think they are better than everyone else The world would be better off without Israel

EoZ


You can call Israel an “apartheid state.” If you have no idea what “apartheid” means.

EoZ


If Israelis can't vote in any possible Palestinian elections, does that mean that Palestine is an apartheid state? EoZ


PALESTINIAN LIVES MATTER* *but only when Jews can be blamed


WE HATE CAPITALISTS JEWS ARE CAPITALISTS WE HATE COMMUNISTS JEWS ARE COMMUNISTS WE HATE WHITE SUPREMACISTS JEWS ARE WHITE SUPREMACISTS WE HATE KILLERS OF PROPHETS JEWS ARE KILLERS OF PROPHETS WE HATE LEFTISTS JEWS ARE LEFTISTS WE HATE COLONIALISTS JEWS ARE COLONIALISTS WE HATE RACISTS JEWS ARE RACISTS WE HATE IMMIGRANTS JEWS HELP IMMIGRANTS WE HATE DECEIVERS JEWS ARE DECEIVERS WE HATE THE OWNERSHIP CLASS JEWS ARE THE OWNERSHIP CLASS EoZ

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