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OPEN HOUSE SAT. 5/17 2-3:30PM | 9 Trynz Lane, Hampton Bays $2,490,000 | Idyllic 1.2-acre bayfront offers panoramic views and features 5 bedrooms, 4 baths, a gourmet kitchen, fireplace, 4,500 sf of living space, heated pool and private beach. Web# H19709. Constance Porto O 631.723.2721

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OPEN HOUSE SAT. 5/17 & SUN 5/18 | 12-3PM | 312 Dune Road, Westhampton Beach | $3,100,000 Spectacular Open Bayfront, bulk headed, gourmet kitchen, living room with fireplace, heated pool and plenty of decking for relaxing. Web# H41209. Jon Holderer C 917.848.7624

OPEN HOUSE SAT. 5/17 11:30AM-2:30PM | SUN. 5/18 2-4PM | 12 Birch Drive, Montauk $3,100,000 | Across from the ocean with partial ocean views, featuring 2 en suite master bedrooms, 4 additional bedrooms, 4.5 baths and gourmet kitchen. Web# H38934. Elizabeth Audet C 914.494.5921

MODERN WATER VIEWS East Hampton | $1,495,000 This Modern home is perched above beautiful Three Mile Harbor with water and sunset views. Featuring 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, fireplace and a full basement. Web# H21599. Jon Barton O 631.267.7337 Robert Kohr O 631.267.7375

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CHARMING HAMPTONS HOME Water Mill | $1,495,000 Renovated, bright and airy home features 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, double height foyer, living room with fireplace, eat-in kitchen, heated pool and 2-car garage. Web# H0158240. Linn Turecamo O 631.204.2769

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This issue is dedicated to Cyril.

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25 Litchfield Hell

27 One Man, One Vote

by Dan Rattiner Fun in the sun with Cyril and his merry band of revelers on the Napeague Stretch, maybe

by Dan Rattiner A trip to the wilds of Northern Connecticut spins out of control

by Dan Rattiner Thoughts about the U.S. Constitution, Russia, Libya, Ukraine, Egypt and Israel

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Deer Harpooning Plan Draws Protest A protest in Sag Harbor had to be broken up by police late Tuesday when irate demonstrators refused to disperse on their own. The flap was sparked by a new proposal to cull the local deer population by luring deer into Peconic Bay using bait and then sending teams of specially trained agents to spear the deer with harpoons. This new method for dealing with the overpopulation of deer was devised by a group of local whaling enthusiasts, sponsored by Al’s Harpoon and Boat (AHAB), who claim that their plan will not only thin the deer herd but also perpetuate “the ancient and venerable skill of harpooning dangerous animals in open waters.” Of course, there’s quite a difference between trying to harpoon a vicious, maddened whale and harpooning a sodden, paddling deer, a difference that the protestors were at pains to point out. Meanwhile, village officials are considering the harpooning proposal and will announce a decision on the plan shortly. Sag Harbor Calming Clamor Sag Harbor village officials were forced to call for help when they found themselves besieged on Thursday by angry villagers. The fury was prompted when word was leaked that officials were considering a traffic-calming proposal put forward by the group Solve Sag Harbor. Solve Sag Harbor’s plan, a copy of which was obtained by the Blotter, begins by observing that the quaint village streets in Sag Harbor, while picturesque, are very difficult and aggravating to navigate at all times of the year, and worse in the busy summer season. It additionally notes that the street plan of the village is “irrational and convoluted.” To “solve” this problem, Solve Sag Harbor recommends a wholesale clearance of existing structures in the village and replacing narrow, winding village streets with “wide, car-friendly avenues” based on a grid plan. After Thursday’s near-storming of their offices, officials assured the public that “Solve Sag Harbor’s proposal is just one of many” that they are considering. Checking Into the Clinic Alerted by numerous residents to the presence of a Torontonian making a lot of noise while walking the streets near the North Ferry at night, being overheard saying “the goal of my treatments is to be able to think more clearly when I’m drunk, and that requires nightly drinking,” Shelter Island officials followed up on a tip that Old Man McGumbus, 104-year-old WWII veteran and CIA truth-serum research specialist, had established an unlicensed drugrehab center in his home. But investigators discovered that Mr. McGumbus had “started his Memorial Day Weekend vacation early,” according to a neighbor. Officials have stated they will keep his premises under watch.

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Week of May 16–22, 2014 Riders this past week: 13,812 Rider miles this past week: 146,834 DOWN IN THE TUBE Alec Baldwin and his wife and daughter were seen traveling between East Hampton and Amagansett last Thursday afternoon. Howard and Beth Stern were seen traveling westbound from Southampton on Friday with a little dog.

will protect the identities of all suggestors. As you know, no suggestions are read if the writer does not identify himself with name, address, email and cellphone number. So the photos protect the identities of the suggestors. Try out the new suggestion box. Once you are through the turnstiles you can ride anywhere for free so it’s just a few stops away in Hampton Bays from wherever you are without additional charge.

camera above so if it gets stolen we know who COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S MESSAGE did it. In addition, to prevent theft, it will be I am in discussions with Metro North, the bolted through the wall. railroad line, for Hampton Subway to receive The new box, German made and now in use the old bar cars that Amtrak says will not in all the stops on the Moscow Subway, also be compatible with their new trains. I have has an internal shredder. As suggestions get long been upset that I can not get a stiff drink made, they automatically get photographed on our system. Also there’s money to be SMF_Dans_SttnStl_May14_SMF_Dans_SttnStl_May14 5/9/14 9:09 AM Page 1 with the internal camera, then shredded. This made here.

SNUBWAY As we reported last week, the Subway restaurant chain, which has been the proud provider of food and drink on our platforms for Hamptons Subway patrons for the last three years, has been hesitant about renewing their contract with us. The reason is a planned new law in East Hampton that would make it illegal for chain stores to open there. Subway has cafes on seven platforms there. According to them, their lawyers have said that underground is no excuse. It’s still East Hampton. As a result of this, it has been agreed that should this ordinance pass, the cafes on all the platforms in East Hampton would change their name to Schlubway. The food and drink would be the same. You could still buy their famous 11-inch long subs. The papers were signed for another three years last week after which executives from both companies enjoyed an 11-incher and a large Coke. ADVERTISEMENTS MISTAKE Our new marketing director, William Itch, thought it would be a good idea to put advertisements for Hampton Subway in the subway cars when the spaces were not otherwise occupied with ads promoting commercial clients. As a result, ad posters went up in the frames above the windows reading TRY THE HAMPTON SUBWAY and DID YOU KNOW THE HAMPTONS HAS A SUBWAY? After many riders complained this was the work of an idiot because they were ON the Hamptons Subway already, the signs were quickly removed. UPGRADED SUGGESTION BOX Over the years, Hampton Subway has been proud to have wooden suggestion boxes nailed to the walls on all the platforms. Some of our best ideas come from our riders. At various times, however, our suggestion boxes get vandalized or stolen, and when that happens it puts one town at a disadvantage to another in giving us suggestions until we put in a new box. For this reason, we have ordered new high-tech, reinforced stainless steel suggestion boxes, and the first of them will be placed next week on the platform in Hampton Bays. Each of the new boxes will have a surveillance

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ntil three weeks ago, the scheduled opening date for Cyril’s Fish House in Napeague was Friday, May 2. It had been online for some time. Lots of people were looking forward to enjoying a Corona or a Bloody Mary or some raw clams at this beloved, rickety little bar this summer. With Cyril, up from the Caribbean, sitting on his stool in his bathing suit, headband, sarong, white beard and necklace, with the salt sea air, the cars roaring by on the Montauk Highway, the wind coming up, the sun setting over Amagansett, and with the crowds of beachgoers chattering away, well, it is a confirmation that summertime has come to the Hamptons. Thus it has been since 1988 when Cyril was a sprout. Well, May 2 has come and gone. Now the website says Reopening May 15. They live in hope. The town is trying to keep Cyril’s from opening; how that date turned out is past our press time. Wasn’t it Yogi Berra who once said, “This place is so crowded nobody goes there anymore”? Well, in this case, the Nobody is the town. And the Town has some good reasons, and some not so good reasons. One is that the place is a bit run down, which is part of its charm. When new in the 1940s, it was a gas station. The station

was about 15’ by 20’. The pumps were out front. Then it became a clam bar. A rectangular hole was built in one wall, stools were set up outside, the gas station sign came down, the “Clam Bar” sign went up. Soon, clam sandwiches, hot dogs and beer were being served through the hole to people sitting on stools outside with a radio blasting rock and roll. Then Cyril arrived. A surfboard got planted on end in the sand. The rock and roll became reggae. The Clam Bar sign came down and the “Cyril’s” sign went up. The girls arrived in bikinis. The party began. And now, at sunset on summer weekends, often this party spills onto the Montauk Highway to create a rather remarkable traffic situation. For three miles before arriving at Cyril’s from either the east or the west, cars have been speeding at 65 miles an hour along the Napeague Stretch. Seeing crowds holding drinks in the road, they slow down to 35. Then 15. Most rather love it. Some don’t. Surely it’s a pretty dangerous melee. One might wonder why in all these years Cyril doesn’t put up a temporary fence to keep the cars and people separate. Well, for one reason, the property is tiny and on just an acre. It’s bounded by sand dunes and beach grass on two sides and by the highway and the railroad tracks on the other two. (Cont’d on next page)

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Cyril’s (Continued from previous page) For another, the Bentleys and Ferraris and Jeeps pull in at a 90° angle from the road right to the back of the stools at the counter. And as for the rest, the cars park in a small parking lot and then, in a salute to Yogi Berra, just park all up and down the highway by the side of the road until, well, nobody goes there anymore. In many ways, this is a salute to fun overcoming life’s imperfections. Imperfections that have caused the Town of East Hampton to rise up and try to find a way to keep Cyril’s from opening, or at least until a number of violations have been addressed—violations they say include things about the little outbuildings, fuel tanks, issues regarding use, capacity being exceeded, and zoning. The lawyer for Cyril’s has challenged in the past that they’ve been improperly issued duplicate violations, and have never been charged with improper expansion of the preexisting, nonconforming restaurant use. The Town seems particularly incensed that this winter Cyril’s got a county permit to dig up two giant underground tanks that once stored fuel for the old station half a century ago, but failed to get a Town one. Maybe “incensed” is the wrong word. Perhaps “opportune” is more appropriate. This is a handle upon which, in citing interests of safety, health and welfare, Cyril’s could be kept from opening. The tanks were beneath where the cars park behind the counter stools between the building and the highway, the usual place where you’d expect gas station operators to bury fuel tanks. Cyril’s, county permit in hand, hired a

contractor with heavy construction equipment this past January to dig up the tanks and take them away, then brought in fill and filled in the hole. The goal was to make Cyril’s BETTER. Cyril’s, the town says, was supposed to get two permits—they had the one from the county, but they did not have one from the town. Here is an excerpt from the transcript of a court hearing in April (thank you, East Hampton Star) among the lawyer for Cyril’s, the lawyer for the Town, the Town’s Chief Building Inspector and the State Supreme Court Judge. The Town had gotten a temporary injunction to prevent Cyril’s from opening this summer because there’s a situation allegedly dangerous to health, safety and welfare. Cyril’s has appealed. Just prior to this testimony, the Cyril’s lawyer has told the judge that Cyril’s thought the county permit superseded the need for a town permit. Now they are talking about whether the dirt brought in has been properly tamped down. Mr. Priato (Town Chief Building Inspector): “I have not had an opportunity to see that the soil is properly compacted, that it is capable of bearing weight.” Mr. Prokop (Attorney for the Town): “And with regard to the easterly side of the premises, is there anything that you described that you considered to be a danger to public health and safety?” Mr. Preiato: “Well, the structure itself. I don’t know how it is actually standing.” (The attorney for Cyril’s, Dianne Le Verrier, notes that the Town had allowed the operation

to continue in present-day condition for years. ) Justice Farneti: “I have a building falling into a hole, based on the uncontested testimony from Chief Preiato...I understand there was a county permit. (I’ve heard) very clear testimony from Chief Inspector Preiato yesterday with respect to the other tank removal sections under the Town Code. No permit, no application. That very activity caused what I perceive to be the imminent danger. “You may have become aware for the first time during Mr. Preiato’s testimony yesterday,” the justice added, “that apparently as a result of the excavation of the tanks, the structure of the bar...the facade has moved. It tilted into the depression created from the excavation from the tank.” The judge also noted that “(This has to be inspected) so that nobody is sitting up at night wondering if this building is going to fall on top of people or if I’m going to be seeing a picture in Newsday of a giant sinkhole with revelers with their umbrellas in their little drinks 10 feet underground. Just a point I’d like to make on the record.” My opinion is that this is a pretty unjudgely thing for a Supreme Court Judge to be saying. How often have we read about murderers, caught with smoking guns in hand, getting off years later because of a judicial impropriety? Is this snarky judicial comment snarky enough to get this thrown out? We’ll probably never know. At the current speed the judicial system grinds, it’s an answer that would take three years and huge legal fees to find out.

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ast week some people we know in New York City invited us to drive up to Litchfield, Connecticut. They have a house there and love it. They’d been raving about it for years. We told them we love the Hamptons. “How can you love the Hamptons?” the wife asked. “Traffic’s terrible. Takes three hours to get there. For Litchfield, an hour and a half and zip, we’re there. Come on up for the weekend.” The night before, we took the Jitney to the city to our apartment. Then in the morning we walked to our friends’ apartment, three blocks away. We wanted to be on time for the 9:30 a.m. departure. They weren’t ready at 9:30 a.m. They weren’t ready at 10:30 a.m., either. They’d been up late the night before. There were cell phone calls, packing. One conversation they had was whether to call the Hertz dealer on East 94th Street to tell them they were running late, as the car was reserved for 9:30 a.m. We arrived at Hertz at 11:30 a.m., bringing just

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So we went back to 94th Street, this time on the FDR because the blue traffic-jam line wasn’t there anymore. DeLuca, but it wasn’t there. Then we called the Hertz dealer and asked the woman there if the smaller car was there, and she said it was, and so we asked if she could look to see if there was a black shoulder bag in the backseat of that. She said she was with a customer. We waited. After a while she came back to the phone. Yup. She had it in the office. It was

1:30 p.m. So back we went to 94th Street, this time on the FDR because the blue traffic-jam line wasn’t there anymore, and at 2:30 p.m. we were happily reunited with the bag. But this time, in spite of advice from the phone, we headed up Second Avenue to the new Willis Avenue Bridge and back to the Major Deegan, where—all phones were out and in use—there was still another unnoted traffic jam. “Why don’t these map people get these right?” the wife asked. Things went well after that, but then around 3:30 p.m. we got stuck in an absolutely massive traffic jam on 684. It lasted an hour. And by that time, practically all the phones in the car were

either dead or dying. The wife said she had calls to make and decided her husband should take the cigarette-lighter charger out of his bag. He looked, but it was not there. It was still in the lighter hole at Hertz. But we could buy another one. “You can get them for about $12,” the husband said. It was also decided not to call Hertz and tell them it was there, as that would consume further battery life from one of the already nearly dead cell phones. Just let whoever found it keep it. “It would be a charitable thing to do,” the wife said. At 4 p.m., the wife wanted to stop for coffee. She asked if either of us had been to Chappaqua or Bedford, which were nearby, and we said we hadn’t, so we headed for one or the other, failed to find a café open, but did find an old movie theater that was open, sold coffee at a counter downstairs according to the ticket taker, and was in the middle of showing its 2 p.m. matinee movies. We weaseled our way in without paying and went downstairs to the lobby below and drank coffee and ate $6 popcorn for half an hour. Playing were The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and The Grand Budapest Hotel. Sounds of fighting and explosions emanated from the theaters. I peeked in. Nobody was in either of them.

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One Man, One Vote Thoughts About the U.S. Constitution, Russia, Libya, Ukraine, Egypt, Israel By Dan Rattiner

ll my life I’ve believed that the American system of government was the best thing on earth, should be fought for if threatened, and should serve as a model for other countries that are changing the way their leaders rule. This was largely what most people in the world years ago thought, too. After the wreckage created by the Second World War, most new governments aimed at emulating the government of the United States. It was all about one man, one vote. The man with the most votes wins. The people accept the result, and are proud to have been a part of it. In recent years, however, our way has dropped in popularity. A recent poll I read about in The New York Times confirms this. People are more likely to choose a parliamentary form of government, where different factions with different beliefs form political parties and then, after an election, jockey with one another to create coalitions that come to rule. When the coalition falls apart, then new elections are called, certain factions gain votes. Others lose out. Israel is an example of this form of government. England is another. A year ago, this was tried in Egypt. This country had been under the spell of a dictator for more than a generation. Protests swelled across the country. He was removed. Elections were held. And presumably, the winner should have ruled until a few years later when there would be elections once again. Unfortunately, the group that won the election had a majority of the vote and did not need any

coalition. Furthermore, the philosophy of this group was that only they were fit to rule and everybody else should either be arrested, shot or harassed out of town. In the end, the army took over, arrested these leaders in office and declared that their political party, the Islamic Brotherhood, was playing outside the rules. Membership in this party, the most popular in the country, was banned. It would never be permitted in elections again. Did you know that after World War I, a democracy was set up in Germany? Adolf Hitler formed a political party that ran candidates for office during what was called the Weimar Republic. And this party never did have a majority. It came close, though, and by linking temporarily with some small political parties, it was able to form a government. After that, the new government, run by the Nazis, banned having elections. And we all know what happened after that. That was then, though. And today is today. Look at the two most populous countries on earth. India, with 1.2 billion people, has a parliamentary government that is too egocentric and chaotic to be able to create popular public works or proper infrastructure for the general public. The country is staggering along. China, with 1.4 billion people, is run like a business. It is also a communist state. People don’t vote to elect these national leaders. And yet the Chinese are building what will soon be the wealthiest country in the world, one that may lack some personal freedoms but one which is creating commercial ventures and

Democracy. For us, it’s the best show in town. Elsewhere, I have come to believe our way just might not always be the best way. public works at an unparalleled rate. And then there is Russia. Created as a democracy after the collapse of the Soviet Union, it suffered through a chaotic period where nothing got done and where the general public did vote into power a former member of the secret police, who has created prosperity but at the same time dismantled all the freedoms. People now fear him. But in a free election, if there were one in Russia, he would win in a landslide, he is so popular. And then there is our own country. In spite of our “one person, one vote” cry, we have several times seen candidates who did not get the most votes for president who were declared president, anyway. George W. Bush got fewer votes than Al Gore. And it has happened before. How could this be? Truth is, we don’t have a “one person, one vote” rule. When the country was founded after the defeat of the British, there was one group of people, headed by Alexander Hamilton, who wanted the rich to run the country and, among themselves, elect a “king.” A second group of people wanted “one man, one vote.” In the end, with a compromise hammered out by Ben Franklin, the two groups each got to have a say in how things ran. (Cont’d on next page)

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Vote (Cont’d from previous page) The House of Representatives became the voice of the people, with the larger states getting the larger number of representatives. But then there was the Senate. States with large populations got two senators. States with small populations got two senators. This was definitely not one man, one vote. Then it was decided a headcount of a group of “electors” would get together to vote on who should be president. That’s how, on occasion, someone who finishes second wins. Finally, “one man, one vote” only meant landowners were allowed to participate. Women could not vote. Renters could not vote. And, of course, slaves could not vote. The truth is, I think, that around the globe, humans most often assemble themselves into tribes. These tribes elect their own leaders, or decide who could lead by whoever could win the most wrestling matches, or who the old leader decided would succeed him. Tribal governments do work. A good example of this is Libya. In Libya, the ruler of all the land comprising hundreds of tribes, General Gaddafi, was deposed, and it all fell apart into the tribes again. Some of the tribal leaders are brutal, and we call them “war lords.” Those who aren’t brutal, we call “tribal leaders.”

There are so many different groups in the U.S., everyone gave up the idea of running things themselves and casting everybody out. America, for more than a century, thrived as the most inventive, smartest, happiest and creative place on the planet. It was an accident, really. We are not really better than anyone else. But as it happens, when we got here we found land that had rich soil and abundant water, surrounded by oceans that insulated us from strife. Many of the people arriving were individuals who either fled from or were cast off from tribal life elsewhere, coming here to form—well, eventually the United States of America, a land where there are so many different groups everyone pretty much gave up on the idea of running everything themselves and casting everybody else out. And, voila, democracy! For us, it’s the best show in town. Elsewhere, however, I have come to believe our way just might not always be the best way.

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Musical Premiere Lights Up East Hampton High School he East Hampton High School chorus will be premiering a newly arranged gospel piece as part of their Spring Concert on May 21. In what promises to be an unusual and thrilling collaboration and performance on May 21, David Douglas, Rev. Neil Fulford and Daniel Koontz with approximately 130 East Hampton High School singers behind them, will be debuting the arrangement of the foot-stomping, soulfully moving, joyous folk-gospel-blues song from the ’30s. It’s likely to bring down the house. The piece, “I Am the Light of This World,” is attributed to the Rev. Gary Davis (1896– 1972). Davis was blind from infancy, but he became an extraordinary guitarist, banjo and harmonica player, not to mention singer, and an acknowledged influence on giants across the folk, rock, R&B and gospel worlds. The fact that “Blind Gary Davis” who came from North Carolina, became a Baptist minister, is only one of several surprising coincidences surrounding this new arrangement. The Rev. Cornelius (Neil) Fulford, 60, who will be singing the solo in “I Am the Light of This World,” also comes from North Carolina and himself went blind, suddenly, at the age of 9. He was told that nothing could be done. He prayed that if he ever recovered his sight he would devote himself to serving Jesus. Shortly after, he recovered his sight. He would go on to keep his promise, though not immediately. When he came north in 1969—“bright lights, big city,” he laughs—it was “entertainment” that claimed his heart. Though he sang with various groups all over Long Island for a few years, he still felt the call (“I always knew I would be a preacher”) and remembered his promise. And so he began studying theology, which included working with members of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference. Today the Rev. Neil, who has been a custodian at East Hampton High School (EHHS) for five years, can be seen and heard as Pastor of the First Baptist Church in Cutchogue, where he also leads his congregation in song. He saw the light, he spread the light. As EHHS Vocal Director David Douglas points out, the choral portion of East Hampton’s Spring Concert moves from darkness to light. Douglas, who is collaborating on the new arrangement with the EHHS chorus and composer Dr. Daniel W. Koontz (the organist and choir director at Christ Episcopal Church in Sag Harbor), notes that the three pieces preceding “I Am the Light of This World” illustrate spiritual evolution. Beginning with “O Fortuna” from Carmina Burana, the chorus will go on to sing the “Lachrymosa” movement from Mozart’s Requiem, then perform an arrangement of an old folk song Douglas found on YouTube— “Hard Times Come Again No More.” The chorus will conclude with the new arrangement of “I Am the Light of This World.” Douglas delights in telling how he and Koontz got together with The Rev. Neil, whom he calls “the nicest man in the world.” Acouple of years ago, Douglas was in the chorus room at the school, playing something on YouTube, when the custodian wandered in and started singing along, improvising. At about the same time, Koontz, who had worked with Douglas before, said he knew a piece he wanted to arrange

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This Week’s Cover Artist: Lili Almog By MARION WOLBERG-WEISS

There are at least two surprising facts about this week’s cover image. One, it’s an overhead photograph of National, Sebonack and Shinnecock golf courses. Secondly, its photographer, Lili Almog, who incorporated her own drawing into the image, is not particularly known for taking pictures of golf courses. Rather, she is known for subjects as varied as Carmelite nuns, Chinese Muslim women and destruction of Kibbutz structures in Israel. While Almog’s images have been diverse, certain recurring themes have also evolved: the importance of landscape and the environment, women in their own private spaces, and the idea of intimacy. Intimacy is an especially evocative concept. We surmise that Almog’s Chinese women form a close connection to material needs and the environment in order to survive. Conversely, her Carmelite nuns are absorbed in monastic seclusion; their intimacy comes from bonding with internal elements. (Almog’s photographs often show the nuns with their heads down or turned away from the camera.) Even her barren buildings, destroyed by the Carmel Fire in Israel, exist by themselves, devoid of a close union with both the land and the era that created them.

Do you ever encourage your subjects to get to know you—for instance, the Muslim women? I didn’t tell them I was from Israel, but from New York, which is where I have lived since the early 1980s. They couldn’t understand why I didn’t have blond hair and blue eyes like their idea of American women. How do you learn about your subjects before you photography them? I study before I go. I read. I research. I learned about the Muslim women in China, for example, that 10% of the people are minorities, which is still a lot; there are 54 different minorities.

You have a B.F.A. in Photography from the School of Visual Arts. How did you pick photography as your primary medium? I ask myself that. I would make drawings when I was younger, but I wasn’t as good in drawing class as I wanted to be. Photography became my base. I’m trying to do more drawing and incorporate it into my photographs. In photography, you are looking for the perfect image—that includes everything. The perfect image that gives you the story. Lili Almog will be in a solo show at East Hampton’s Vered Gallery (68 Park Place) from May 24–June 18. Call 631-324-3303 or visit veredart.com for information.

What inspired you to do photographs of golf courses in the first place, especially ones in the Hamptons? I was doing a series about “American Playgrounds,” including baseball fields and playgrounds. I was working with satellite imagery, too. I started doing golf courses as a natural progression. First, I was attracted to golf courses visually. Then I was attracted because of their relationship to the landscape. What does a view of a golf course from above look like to you? Like creatures under a microscope. I can also compare some of the shapes to strudel. I also imagine the shapes to be like little jewels. How about your series on Carmelite nuns? What influenced you for that series? I was inspired by the autobiography of Tenzian Palmo, a Carmelite nun who lived in the caves in the Himalayas. I found the Carmelite Order in the United States (Maryland), Israel and Palestine, and I spent two years with them, living with them in the monastery for two days at a time. How did you prepare to photograph them? When I got there, I didn’t know the lighting, the space…nothing. After one year, I knew the space and everything else well. I could close my eyes and see things. It’s a process. How do you deal with the subjects you are photographing? Is that a process, too? I never stick my camera in someone’s face. I get to know them first before shooting.

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Signs of Summer: The Thrill of the New Grill By sally flynn

And when has a grill ever complained about the size or condition of anything? A grill gives a man endless opportunities to show how clever he is. A salmon steak steamed in tin foil with butter and white wine. A tin foil boat of veggies steamed in his personal blend of sauces and spices. Grilled chicken fingers and home fries for the kids. No matter what a man grills, he makes himself and other people happy. Sure, a few hand towels—that were part of a matching set taken from the bathroom when there was no reason to take them since the designated barbecues towels were cleaned, stacked, and waiting on the picnic table behind you, you fool—will become burnt sacrifices now and then, but no relationship is perfect.

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My Island friend Mark Labrozzi shared a Facebook pic with me of his new barbecue grill, with comments to the effect that a new grill was the best sign of summer. The same day, my friend Gino Pomilia in Sacramento, California, emailed me a pic of his big new grill, with a comment that read, “Screw daffodils, this is the best sign of spring! As a matter of fact, I say, grill those yellow suckers!” A few days later, my pal Salvatore Scognimello in Sayville sent me a Facebook share showing— spoiler alert—a pic of his huge new barbecue grill, complete with flip-up side panels, a cup holder and a built-in meat thermometer. I’ve never heard men talk about a new woman with more passion than they declare for a new grill. At first I wondered if the new grill thrill was an Italian-American experience I was unfamiliar with, but upon reflection, I think it’s just an AllAmerican experience.

to do, whether it wants to or not. They can ignore it, even let it rust, and it still can’t talk back, complain, demand anything or threaten to leave and take the briquettes with it. Slowly, I begin to understand why a man can love a grill. A man standing alone, armed only with his wooden-handled spatula, can share any secret with his barbecue and know it will take that secret to the scrap pile. His grill will never tell him to slow down on the beer. He never has to hide having a cigarette. And if it’s just the two of them alone, he can step away, use the nearest tree, and return without any commentary from any venue. In what other relationship can he throw his mistakes in the bushes or feed them to the dog?

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Everything has gotten so darn expensive. It has been said when referring to sailboats “that man has never invented a more expensive way to go slow.” However, what fascinates me about these beautiful floating vessels, with their clouds of sail drifting along, is that they are seemingly powered by nothing. Unlike other contraptions of transportation, wind-powered sailboats move with no noise. When compared to a sailboat, cars and airplanes are simply obnoxious. Sailboats are not a free ride. First, unless you own a waterfront home on deep water, you have to pay for a dock to park your 35,000 pounds of fiberglass. You will also learn to hate salt water and birds. Birds love to sit on

By BOB GELBER

What is it about fast cars that make dreams soar?

the mast and use beautiful white fiberglass as a toilet. Saltwater seems offended by boats on its surface and bites the bottom of all boats, big and small. And it hurts, usually in your wallet. Smart owners hire divers to swim under their boats each month to pry and scrape all the slime and barnacles that magically appear, just to piss off all hapless boat owners. Collector cars. It has been said that man has not invented a more expensive way to go fast than investing in a high-line collector car. What I mean is that usually the faster a collector car is, the more it costs. It seems Ferraris, which have always been the fastest cars on the planet, have the most value. Certain model Ferraris sell for millions of dollars. Old race cars, which at one time were worth nothing, bring the most money. Many years ago I was offered a Ferrari GTO and a 427 Ford Cobra race car. The GTO was $7,500 and the Cobra was $5,000. I thought they were both overpriced. That Ferrari is worth around $14 million today and the Cobra maybe $2 million. Who knew? Every senior car collector has similar tales. Collector cars are a good investment. Just know what you are buying. Food for thought. Purchase the best you can buy and be prepared to keep it for the long haul. It also doesn’t hurt if it’s fast and beautiful and is not a four-door sedan. Airplanes. It has been said, mainly by pilots, that “Flying an airplane is hours of boredom interrupted my moments of sheer terror.” Sure, I’ve scared myself a few times, so has every pilot. However, single-piston-engine general aviation airplanes, as they are called, are safe little birds, and most accidents are caused by pilot error. Thankfully, there are a lot less dumb pilots up there than dumb drivers down here. Another fact—there are no better engines made in the world than the engines in those little planes. For obvious reasons, they are very dependable. Interestingly, most new moderately priced cars are actually faster in top speed than a single-engine airplane and they are also more expensive than a good used airplane. The appeal of a plane is the freedom of flight. An airplane is like a very noisy sailboat. Air is its savior and its reason for being. Contact Bob Gelber at bobgelber@aol.com.

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Westhampton Beach Farmers Market 10th Season Opener The Westhampton Beach Farmers Market opened for its 10th season this past Saturday. The farmers market, sponsored by the Greater Westhampton Chamber of Commerce, will be open every Saturday from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. through November 22. Photographs by Nicholas Chowske

1. 1. Roberta Shoten, Elise Richmond, Mike Lennon, Reeni Brill, Kris Vanderslice, Tracie Glover and Liz Jackson of the Greater Westhampton Chamber of Commerce, village Trustees Charlie Palmer and Patricia DiBenedetto and Mayor Conrad Taylor 2. Nick Trastelis of Kalypso Greek Yogurt 3. Marie Sellars of Boathouse Road 4. Mary Twomey of Borghese Winery 5. Derek Jenkins and Onalee Batcheller of Amy's Ark Farms

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Anna & Daniel Mulvihill Preserve Rededication

Inaugural Bridgehampton Half-Marathon

The Anna and Daniel Mulvihill Preserve is an 85-acre parcel that, through the help of the Community Preservation Fund and Southampton Town, will now be accessible to the public. The Southampton Trails Preservation Society has helped mark the trails for the public. The land is linked to the Long Pond Greenbelt and is part of the Peconic Bio-reserve. Thanks to Dolores Zebrowski, the entire Mulvihill family and Southampton Town, this will remain "open space" in perpetuity. 2. Photographs by Kimberly Goff

Saturday morning, more than 1,200 participants gathered on Ocean Road to run 13.1 miles over the roads of Bridgehampton and Sagaponack for the first ever Bridgehampton Half-Marathon. Photographs by Daniel Gonzalez

1. 1. Daniel P. Mulvihill 2. Nancy Wendell, of the Sabin Family Foundation, and Frank Quevedo, the executive director of the South Fork Natural History Museum 3. Southampton Town Councilwoman Bridget Fleming, NYS Senator Kenneth P. LaValle, NYS Assemblyman Fred Thiele and Southampton Town Councilman Brad Bender

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1. 1st place male Chris Koegel 2. 1st place female Michelle Rorke 3. Abel Rosales took 2nd place

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FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE MUSIC AT OREGON ROAD 6–9 p.m. Live music every Friday night. Local beer, light fare. Lieb Cellars Oregon Road, 13050 Oregon Road, Cutchogue. 631-734-1100 facebook.com/FridayNightsOregonRoad

For more events happening this week, check out: Arts & Galleries Listings pg. 39, Calendar pg. 45, Kids’ Calendar pg. 46

thursday, may 15 HAPPY HOUR/LADIES NIGHT AT BAITING HOLLOW 5–9 p.m. $5 glasses of wine, beer. Free wine-a-rita and souvenir glass for ladies 7–9 p.m. Baiting Hollow Farm Vineyard, 2114 Sound Avenue, Baiting Hollow. 631-369-0100 bhfvineyard.com “INTO THE WOODS” 8 p.m. Through 6/1. This classic musical explores what happens to fairy tale characters after “happily ever after.” $20. North Fork Community Theatre, 12700 Old Sound Avenue, Mattituck. 631-298-4500 nfct.org MAMBO LOCO AT SUFFOLK THEATER 8 p.m. Come to the Suffolk Theater and dance the night away to this Afro-Cuban and Puerto Rican band. $20. A la carte menu available throughout the evening. Suffolk Theater, 118 E. Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-4343 suffolktheater.com

friday, may 16 MATTITUCK FARMERS MARKET 3–6 p.m. Frisdays through 10/31. 95 Love Lane, Mattituck. SPRING FLING AT BAITING HOLLOW FARM VINEYARD 6–8 p.m. A soiree to benefit Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Rescue Center. $35 per person. Baiting Hollow Farm Vineyard, 2114 Sound Avenue, Baiting Hollow. 631-728-4200 LIVE MUSIC AT TWEED’S 7–10 p.m. Various artists on Friday Nights. 17 East Main Street, Riverhead. 631-208-3151 tweedsrestaurant.com

AN EVENING OF COMEDY AT HOTEL INDIGO 7 p.m. Featuring John Larocchia. Benefits Kent Animal Shelter. $30 in advance/$35 at the door. Hotel Indigo, 1830 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-5731 kentanimalshelter.com

saturday, may 17 LONG ISLAND FLEECE AND FIBER FAIR 10 a.m.–5 p.m. Two days of demonstrations, hands-on learning, fiber market and more. $7, all ages. Hallockville Museum Farm, 6038 Sound Avenue, Riverhead. 631-298-5292 hallockville.com. Also 5/18. RIVERHEAD FARMERS MARKET 11 a.m.–3 p.m. Farmers market located in and behind the Swezey’s building. 117 East Main Street, Riverhead. TASTE NORTH FORK KICK-OFF Noon–5 p.m. Taste local goods from farmers, innkeepers, chefs and more. Free, open to all. Greenport Information Center, 72250 Main Road, Greenport. 631-655-7328 northfork.org AUTHOR DISCUSSION AT SYLVESTER MANOR 2–4 p.m. Author Mac Griswold discusses The Manor. Sylvester Manor, 80 North Ferry Road, Shelter Island. 631-875-0396

the outside and perfectly creamy and smooth on the inside. A classic perfected. Off the evening’s special menu, we ordered the Sicilian Pork Ragu. The pork shoulder is braised in a merlot-tomato sauce, served over fresh pappardelle pasta and garnished with currants and pignoli nuts. The pork was so tender it nearly melted in my mouth, and the sauce was robust and flavorful. The currants and pignoli added texture and subtle sweet and nutty accent flavors, a truly Sicilian dish that certainly pleased my palate. For dessert we had a tiramisu that made my taste buds dance. The layers of espresso-dipped ladyfingers were encased in the most delicious cloudlike filling of sweetened mascarpone. Otherworldly. For those of you with less of a sweet tooth, try the grapefruit shortbread—tart and only slightly sweet, this dessert was a surprise new favorite. The warm, friendly, knowledgeable staff at A Touch of Venice made it a pleasure to dine and the talented father-son chef team is inspiring and fortuitous for all of us East End foodies. G. Horsburgh

ouch of Venice restaurant is located right on the Main Road in Cutchogue. This Europeanstyle eatery boasts a beautifully restored interior, complete with an impressive wine room and outdoor seating for those delicious summer evenings. Father-son chef team Ettore and Brian Pennacchia are committed to keeping the food authentic Italian in flavor, while incorporating the abundant bounty surrounding them. We started our culinary journey with an appetizer special—Speck and Asiago Salad. Speck is a dry-cured, smoked ham, this particular one imported from a region in northern Italy. The salty flavor of the ham— similar to prosciutto but with more smokiness— paired well with the nutty, aged asiago cheese. The salad was served with a mustard balsamic dressing, sweet with a bite, and adorned with tart cornichons. The combination was surprisingly delicious. The trick to get the perfect bite is to get a little bit of every bold flavor on your fork—speck, asiago, cornichon, frisée with the dressing. Next we sampled the impressive Burrata cheese platter. I love Burrata cheese, and if you’ve never had it, what are you waiting for? Burrata—which means, “buttered” in Italian—has a hard shell of mozzarella and both cream and mozzarella on the inside. You can actually spread it on the giant pieces of grilled bread that accompany the platter—hence the name—and then you top it with the colorful and vibrant accouterments offered: roasted garlic, preserved lemon, sundried tomatoes, arugula.

One of my all-time favorite appetizers ever came next—an enormous, piping hot stuffed artichoke. Opened like an exotic flower, the leaves of the artichoke were overflowing with the breadcrumbgarlic-parmesan mixture; resting in a broth so delicious I can still smell it when I think on it. We ate the artichoke down to the heart, and then ate that too with the breadcrumbs that had fallen into the broth. This is one of those dishes that brings me back to my own Italian grandmother’s kitchen—artichokes were her specialty and a staple at family gatherings—especially for my birthday. This version by the Chefs Pennacchia is so authentic, so meltingly delicious; I can’t wait to go back for another. A musthave when you visit. Pasta courses followed—first, a Tagliatelle pasta accompanied Stuffed Artichoke by locally grown mushrooms in a light vegetable broth, topped with shaved parmesan. Earthy and delicious, the star of this dish was the mushrooms. Next came Garganelli pasta—a pasta similar to penne—with vibrant broccoli rabe and sundried tomatoes in a light, garlicky broth. Our entrée choices included the Veal Rollatini. Tender pieces of veal are wrapped with Prosciutto, mozzarella and pecorino cheeses, and cooked with a heavenly, creamy marsala wine sauce. A delicious homemade rice ball is served alongside, crunchy on

By genevieve horsburgh

A Touch of Venice is located at 28350 Main Road, Cutchogue, 631-298-5851. Visit touchofvenice.com for more information.

OPICK OF THE WEEK SATURDAY, MAY 17

Taste of North Fork Kick Off Noon–5 p.m. (see below) EAST END SEAPORT MUSEUM OPENING 5 p.m. The East End Seaport Museum and Marine Foundation celebrates its Seasonal Opening with a reception for the student winners of the East End Challenge. There will be entertainment, refreshments and camaraderie. All welcome. The Seaport Museum, foot of 3rd Street. 631 477-2100 eastendseaport.org EAST END ARTS GALA 6:30–11 p.m. The celebratory evening honors long-time East End Arts supporters and Mark Miller of Miller Environmental Group. Auctions and silent auctions with Nick Dawes of Antiques Roadshow. $150. Sea Star Ballroom, Long Island Aquarium. 431 Main Street, Riverhead. eastendarts.org

sunday, may 18 5TH ANNUAL HEALING HEART 5K 8 a.m.–noon. An off-road event on Pugliese Vineyard. Benefits the American Heart Association. 34515 Main Road, Cutchogue. 631-734-2804 healingheart5k.org

wednesday, may 21

LIVE MUSIC EVERY SATURDAY AT LENZ WINERY 2–5 p.m. Also on Sundays. The Lenz Winery, 38355 Main Road (Route 25), Peconic. 631-734-6010 lenzwine.com

8TH ANNUAL ROTARY UNCORKED AT MARTHA CLARA VINEYARDS 6–9 p.m. Benefiting the Rotary Club of Riverhead and Gift of Life. Several different auctions available. $75 per person. Martha Clara Vineyards, 6025 Sound Avenue, Riverhead. 631-298-0075 marthaclaravineyards.com

SLY GERALDS TRIO AT MARTHA CLARA VINEYARDS 2–5 p.m. Free admission, additional cost for wine and food. Martha Clara Vineyards, 6025 Sound Avenue, Riverhead. 631-298-0075 marthaclaravineyards.com

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RED Explores Questions of Art and Authenticity By oliver peterson

ext Wednesday, May 21, the John Drew Theater at Guild Hall begins previews of its newest production, a two-week run of John Logan’s Tony Award-winning play RED. Directed by Stephen Hamilton, the play explores philosophical questions about art while also recounting color field painter Mark Rothko’s famous 1958 commission to paint a series of murals for the Four Seasons Restaurant in Manhattan. At the time, it was “the largest commission in modern art,” but Rothko toiled over the paintings and struggled with the idea that his work was reduced to something more decorative than challenging or moving. The story is told through an onstage dialogue between Rothko (played by Victor Slezak) and Ken, his young assistant (Christian Scheider). The two discuss the meaning of art, the financial rewards of the commission and what the painter sacrifices in order to get them. Through their shared experience and discussion, both Rothko and Ken learn from one another and move toward some kind of clarity about the role of art for artist and viewer.

front of pictures and they are speaking,” he told Slezak and Scheider. “Refer to the pictures.” One of Hamilton’s most brilliant decisions was leaving the paintings out of the set completely, allowing the actors and audience to create them in their mind’s eye—which is far more powerful than any re-creation the production could muster. “These paintings exist behind the fourth wall,” he says. The intimate play is made even more so by bringing the audience onto the stage, Hamilton says, describing the “theater within a theater” approach. The total effect of Hamilton’s choices, John Logan’s

words and Slezak and Scheider’s performances should amount to a moving and thought-provoking experience that audiences won’t soon forget. Previews for RED are on May 21, 22 and 23 with opening night on Saturday, May 24. The play continues Wednesdays–Sundays at 8 p.m. through June 8. Due to the intimate nature of the staging (with the audience seated onstage) seating is limited and tickets should be purchased in advance. Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. Call 631-324-0806 or visit guildhall.org for tickets and info.

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“Rothko ended up rejecting the commission,” Hamilton, the play’s director explains, giving away the ending while also suggesting that RED, much like a successful painting, is not about the final result, but the process of getting there. Hamilton, who also directed Guild Hall’s critically acclaimed and sold-out productions of Uncle Vanya and The Cripple of Inishmaan, says he was aware of RED when it won the Tony for Best Play in 2010, but he didn’t see it at the time. It was only after one of his acting students read a monologue in class that he came to see the play’s genius. Later, after Guild Hall agreed to produce RED, Hamilton visited the home of collector and former Mark Rothko Foundation President Donald Blinken to experience Rothko’s paintings firsthand. That was the moment, the director says, he came to truly understand the gravity of his subject. “These pictures were amazing,” Hamilton says, recalling what he described as “massive, sonorous and dark paintings,” dripping with drama. “You could actually hear these pictures talking,” the director adds. “Attention must be paid—these are not nice pictures, these are not decorations.” With the weight of Rothko’s work and everything the paintings “said” to guide him, Hamilton shaped his approach to bringing Logan’s words and characters—and Rothko’s work—to life onstage. The greatest challenge of directing a two-man play featuring a back and forth discourse about a particular issue is to make it a play, not a debate, Hamilton explains, noting that he wanted to convey the magnitude of Rothko’s paintings, which the actors view just behind the audience. “You’re in

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The season finale of Revenge aired on Sunday, May 11, and it was a doozy! For those of you who didn’t watch, here’s what you need to know: Aiden’s dead, Conrad’s probably dead, Victoria’s in the loony bin and David’s alive. Get all that? It was a fun hour of television, and even though the followthrough might not match the hype (season premieres rarely do), we’re glad that Revenge was renewed for another season. Barry Sloane, who plays Aiden, is confirmed to be finished with the show. He’ll next appear on ABC’s sci-fi alien drama The Visitors,

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drama about Dr. Hank Lawson (Mark Feuerstein), a concierge doctor, and his carefree brother Evan (Paul Costanzo) as they treat the Hamptons’ most rich and famous citizens for all sorts of ailments. The show also stars Reshma Shetty as physician assistant Divya Katdare, Brooke D’Orsay as Evan’s wife Paige and Henry Winkler as Eddie, Hank and Evan’s ne’er-do-well dad. The series is still filming episodes, so don’t be alarmed if you run into these fictional characters performing medical miracles in the middle of Main Street. And don’t be surprised if you see actor Joshua Jackson in Montauk—that’s where he’s currently filming his new Showtime series, The Affair, which is scheduled to debut later this year. Gwyneth Paltrow and hubby Chris Martin are on the outs, and Martin probably won’t be spending much time on the East End in the near future, but fans of his band Coldplay are in for a treat. On Sunday, May 18, NBC will air the concert film Coldplay: Ghost Stories. Other Hamptonites making waves on TV include Barbara Walters, who interviewed Shelly Sterling, wife of recently disgraced former Clippers owner Donald Sterling. Shelly Sterling told Walters that her husband’s racist remarks made her sick and that she intends to seek a divorce (not surprising, considering he made the racist remarks to his mistress). Anderson Cooper, meanwhile, interviewed Sterling himself, who apologized and argued that he’s only made this one mistake, so he should be forgiven. The jury’s out on that one, but kudos to Walters and Cooper for landing those controversial and exciting interviews! Fans of Hamptons fave Hugh Jackman will soon be able to see him reprise his iconic Wolverine in X-Men: Days of Future Past, which opens on May 23. Unfortunately, the film’s been the subject of some controversy the past few weeks. Director Bryan Singer, who also directed the first two X-Men films, is being sued by a man who claims he was sexually assaulted by Singer as a teenager. While 20th Century Fox is standing behind Singer, the director has backed out of press events for the film, stating that he doesn’t want the release to be overshadowed by the scandal. Singer denies the accuasations. I couldn’t end this column without talking about the hottest topic in the Hamptons right now: the Kardashians. Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian will be spending the summer on the East End, filming their newest series Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons and opening a DASH retail pop-up. No word yet on where DASH will be located, but it’s expected to be either Southampton or East Hampton. Locals have expressed their exasperation with the high profile, tabloid-prone women moving into their community, and rumor has it that nobody wants to rent to them! It’s not easy being a Kardashian, apparently. That’s all for now, Hamptonites! Enjoy the beginning of the summer season and don’t forget to head to DansPapers.com for all the latest pop culture news and gossip.

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ART EVENTS For more events happening this week, check out: North Fork Calendar pg. 36, Calendar pg. 45, Kids’ Calendar pg. 45

openings and events THE SEDUCTION OF VICTOR: A RETROSPECTIVE OF VICTOR FRIEDMAN’S PHOTOGRAPHY AT MONIKA OLKO GALLERY Opens 5/15, Through 5/31. Victor Friedman’s iconic photography. Monika Olko Gallery, 95 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-899-4740 JOSEFIN HARDINGER AT C/O THE MAIDSTONE 5/17, reception 3–8 p.m. Swedish artist Josefin Hardinger debuts her first stateside exhibit. Hosted by hotel owner Jenny Ljungberg. Will extend through the year. c/o The Maidstone, 207 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-5006 themaidstone.com

ongoing JENNIFER BARTLETT: HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE AT THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM This first major museum survey of Bartlett’s work, organized by Klaus Ottman, will be accompanied by a fully illustrated catalogue published by the Parrish Art Museum. The exhibition will be on view through 7/13. 279 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-283-118 parrishart.org SIDE X SIDE AT TRIPOLI GALLERY On view through 5/19. The juxtaposition of duos in this group show highlights the work of Linda K. Alpern, Jonathan Beer, Herbie Fletcher, Eric Freeman, Felix Bonilla Gerena, David Matterhorn, Melanie J. Moczarksi, Lola Montes, Matisse Patterson, Saul Steinberg, Nick Weber, Darius Yektai and Yung Jake. Curated by Tripoli Patterson. Hours are 11 a.m.–6 p.m., Wednesday–Sunday and by appointment. Tripoli Gallery, 30A Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-377-3715 tripoligallery.com

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OPICK OF THE WEEK SATURDAY, MAY 17

“Midnight” at The Watermill Center 8 p.m. (See below) ELIZABETH DOW: HEAVEN AND EARTH AT VERED GALLERY Through 5/19. An exhibition of paintings by artist and designer Elizabeth Dow. Dow is known for her visual snap shots of nature and reflection that explore the delicate balance of color, motion and surface. Vered Gallery, 68 Park Place, East Hampton. 212-288-6234 veredart.com For more events and to post your event online go to Events.DansPapers.com. Events submitted by noon Friday will be considered for the print calendar.

“MIDNIGHT” BY TILMAN HECKER AT THE WATERMILL CENTER 5/17, 8 p.m. A performance for video, light and three performers. This is a project inspired by the scores of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, but his music will not be heard. Instead, audiences will see the performers visually recreate the complexity and intricacy of his compositions. Free, reservations required. The Watermill Center, 39 Watermill Towd Road, Water Mill. watermillcenter.org METROPOLIS PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT AT ALEX FERRONE PHOTOGRAPHY GALLERY 5/18, 2 p.m. Gallery talk with the photographers. A new exhibit featuring award-winning photographers Rich Faron, Scott Farrell and Ray Germann. The exhibit presents geometric, playful and textural works of streets, architecture and people of the Manhattan area. Through 6/8. Sponsored by Abatelli Real Estate & Appraisal Services. Alex Ferrone Photography Gallery, 25425 Main Road at Alvah’s Lane, Cutchogue. 631-734-8545 alexferrone.com BOXES OF HOPE BENEFIT FOR THE ALEX MAXWELL GRANT FOUNDATION 5/18, 3–6 p.m. Silent auction featuring local and Manhattan artists’ boxes, wine donated by Wölffer Estate Vineyard, live music. Salon 66, 66 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-880-1711 alexgrant.org WATER MILL MUSEUM 22ND ANNUAL MEMBERS’ ART SHOW AND SALE 5/22, 11 a.m.–5 p.m. Waterfront gallery welcomes all to see the fine art show of mostly local artists. Well=priced art, benefits the Museum’s restoration fund. Kid and handicapped friendly. All are welcome. Through 6/16. Water Mill Museum, 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. 631-726-4625 watermillmuseum.org GORDON STEVENSON: I REMEMBER IT DIFFERENTLY AT TRIPOLI GALLERY 5/24, Opening reception from 6–8 p.m. A solo exhibition of new paintings by artist Gordon Stevenson. Tripoli Gallery, 30A Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-377-3715 tripoligallery.com DOWN TO EARTH AT VERED GALLERY 5/24, 9–11 p.m. Featuring the work of Lily Almog (this week’s cover artist), who works through photography in environmental portraiture. 68 Park Place, East Hampton. On view through 6/18. 212-288-6234 veredart.com

SOUTHAMPTON BLUE BOOK, 1930 to 1960: Photographs by Bert MOrgan 6/7 4–6 p.m. public opening. An exhibition of photographs from The Bert Morgan Archives featuring Southampton’s rich and famous weekenders throughout the mid-20th century. Regular museum hours Wednesdays through Saturdays, 11 a.m. – 4 p.m. Through 10/18. Southampton Historical Museum, 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton, 631-283-2494, southamptonhistoricalmuseum.org.

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We may be a month behind weather-wise this year, but that doesn’t mean June isn’t right around the corner. June being a highly popular month for weddings, it seems fitting to introduce to you the reversible dress by DurgaKali. There are several to choose from, but my dress has one black side, for evenings, and a peach side, perfect for daytime. Clearly this economizes —in suitcase space, overall wedding expenditures and in brain-power put into the whole “what to wear” predicament. Other Durga-Kali reversible dresses transform from a kneelength cocktail frock to a full-length gown. Amazing, right? Take a look at all the various colors and styles at durga-kali.com. Dresses checked off that list, how about shoes? I’m a big fan of finding Louboutins, Manolos, Jimmy Choos and Roger Viviers at Collette. Barely worn and sold for a fraction of the original price, they make every outfit look extra stylish. Collette Designer Consignment is located at 22 Main Street in Southampton. Call 631-287-5100 or visit their new website, colletteconsignment.com. If you’re looking for a very specific wedding shoe, might I suggest Jildor. They have an entire section devoted to those special-occasion satin ones. Try

not to get sidetracked with the newest selection of cute flats and summer sandals! Jildor is located at 30 Jobs Lane, Southampton. Call 631-283-2450 or visit jildorshoes.com. Now for the fun stuff: hair, makeup and nails. For the month of May, Revolve Hair is offering “Month of Mayhem” $60 single process color and $60 cut and style. With a commitment to being mindful of our environment (and health), Revolve Hair uses carefully chosen products filled with natural ingredients like chestnut milk, cherry and jojoba oil, fig milk and grape seed extract. Owner and expert stylist Alicia Cook will help you to look and feel fabulous. For Spring 2014, check out their new spa treatments. Revolve Hair is located at 34 Hill Street in Southampton. Schedule your appointment pronto by calling 631-377-3555. Makeup just might be the most fun of all, but it all depends on whom you ask. If you’re not entirely comfortable with doing your own makeup, a must on your to-do list is a visit to Trish McEvoy. The makeup artists have a special technique for teaching self-application, in keeping with McEvoy’s mission of empowering women. Believe me, after mastering the McEvoy method for applying eyeliner, you’ve got it forever. Life skills, people. They also offer full makeup application for special occasions along with purchases. New for the 2014 season is the Smokey Emerald shade of 24-Hour Eye Shadow and Liner. It’s a creamy eye shadow pen that glides smoothly onto the lid or lash. You might also love the Eye Essentials Collection “Simply Chic.” The palette includes eye

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really in my comfort zone and feel most creative when I’m there. I always do one hour of muscular structure and then I try to do 30-45 minutes of cardio.

You’re a long-time Hamptons resident. What attracted you to this area? I grew up on a farm in Indiana. The working world is hard and it’s nice to be able to come home to something that reminds you of where you grew up.

Can you tell us a little bit about your latest cardio DVD and what inspired it? My latest DVD Unleash Your Inner Popstar is a really nurturing, fun way to remind people that we all have a dancer in us. It’s never too late to learn to dance and my dance cardio is an amazing high calorie burn; providing tools for people in their homes to create balance where there is imbalance in their bodies is my mission.

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hen it comes to trainers it’s pretty hard to compete with Tracy Anderson. She has helped sculpt the bodies of everyone from Jennifer Lopez to Gwyneth Paltrow. Now that her Water Mill studio is back up and running fulltime we caught up with the diminutive fitness expert to find out about what’s to come.

What does your ideal day in the Hamptons include? Waking up to the view and the quiet with my kids, going to the beach, paddleboarding, playing in the snow or something else outside, heading into town in Sag Harbor to grab some seafood at the Dockhouse… Dinner is my favorite meal of the day so I love to cook for everyone. The end of my ideal day would either be going to the movies with my kids or snuggling on the couch with my son watching one of our favorite shows in the winter, and in the summer it’s outside all of the time with friends and family. Can you single out some of your favorite healthy eateries? I love Tutto Il Giorno, Fresh, La Fondita, Mary’s Marvelous and Navy Beach. What’s your personal workout routine like? I make sure I work out six days per week. My workouts are like my own personal meditation. I’m

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What inspired the men’s class and how Looks easy enough! does it differ from your women’s workout? Men need balance in their bodies just as much “bikini body ready” bye-bye. as women. The truth is we are all unique and we all What are some of your favorite healthy snacks? have certain weaknesses. I have created a vast bank Green and Blacks Organic Chocolate bars and of male specific content over the last few years that helps men feel lean in a suit and strong the way a Garden of Eatin’ Nacho chips are really the only things I ever snack on. man should feel strong. What do you think is the biggest mistake people make when trying to kick-start a healthy routine? Expecting unrealistic or sustainable results from things that seem too good to be true. Just be honest with yourself. We all juggle work, family and life in general. I get it. Showing up for yourself sounds simple, but it’s more than half the battle of staying fit and making healthy eating choices. Knowledge is power and the truth of your results is the truth of your performance. You are how you move and you have to be focused. Being honest with yourself is the first step and until you can do that, you can kiss

How do you fuel pre- and post-workout? Every morning I have my wellness shake with rice milk. I prefer to work out in the morning so I’m ready for the rest of the day. Post work out, I usually crave protein and will chop grilled chicken with mustard, capers and rice crackers. I have to have chocolate everyday. I never deprive myself of what my body craves. Classes at Tracy Anderson Water Mill studio, 903 Montauk Highway, (212-965-1408) are $45. tracyandersonmethod.com

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Hail the Peony: A Favorite Seasonal Flower Peonies are budding…my alltime favorite flower (among others!). Now I know it is spring! My grandmother and aunts all had peony bushes; some were huge, and their flowers served as the major components of arrangements on graves for Memorial Day. Peonies are available now at garden stores. They sell them now because they have buds and will bloom, although probably with smallish flowers. The best time to buy them is in September or November, when you will receive bare root plants. They develop roots during the winter so any you buy now will need extra attention during this summer. New peonies will probably not produce much growth or any flowers the first spring. The flowers the next spring might not be very plentiful or large. But by the third spring they will shine! Happy peonies can live for 100 years or more, so effort at planting time and good care is worthwhile. After they are established, they require very little care. I buy bare roots for early fall planting and am always surprised at the size of the roots, even on young plants. The hole in the ground must be large enough to accommodate them without “squashing” them into place. You might need to make a hill to

place them in because it’s difficult but imperative to get soil under the roots and, most importantly, the eyes must not be planted too deeply! I plant them about 1–11/2” below the surface of the soil. Plant them in a sunny spot that’s not close to trees or large shrubs, as these rob the peonies of water and nutrients. Give each plant plenty of room away from other plants for good air circulation. Supposedly they can make do with less than six hours of sun per day, but they thrive in full sun. Smells so sweet! Water them in very well after planting to be sure that there are no air pockets in the hole. Newly planted peonies will need water but they do not like too much and can’t abide wet feet. Even in the dry days of summer, peonies need only a good, long soaking about once a week. Mulch after the first frost is a good idea for new plants, but after the first year, they do not need any. If planted in good soil, they need very little to no fertilizer and absolutely none on the crowns. I have never used fertilizer on them...only compost and not enough of that to bury the eyes. I have found that most peony flowers need some kind of staking and there are several ways to do that. Supports can be bought and do a good job. If I am supporting several together, I often build a “cage” with bamboo and twine, which the foliage hides. Sometimes, staking each flower in a bush is

each year. Peonies are easy to divide and replant in September. Carefully dig them and cut the roots back to 7 inches. With a sharp knife, divide the roots into pieces with at least three eyes on each and replant according to the above instructions. Do not replant or plant any peony into a hole where one previously resided. They may get a fungus when the growth is new which can be treated with a fungicide—but I have never used it. I cut the diseased parts out and clean up well in the fall. There are many beautiful peonies...with some careful planting they will delight you for years. Jeanelle Myers is a professional gardener, landscaper and consultant. For gardening discussion you can call her at 631-434-5067. jeanellemyersfinegardening.com

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thursday, may 15 RECONSTRUCTED BRA FASHION SHOW & AUCTION 7 p.m. Live auction, open bar and delicious appetizers. A benefit for “Heaven Can Wait,” for women’s cancer research. $50 in advance, $60 at door, $90 VIP. Southampton Social Club, 256 Elm Street, Southampton. 631-726-8715 THE JAM SESSION AT BAY BURGER 7–9 p.m. Thursdays. The Jam Session & The Thursday Night Live Band. Bay Burger, 1742 Sag Harbor Turnpike, Sag Harbor. No cover charge. 631-899-3915 thejamsession.org STEVE FREDERICKS AT MUSE IN THE HARBOR 7–10 p.m. Thursdays. Steve Fredericks will perform every Thursday, no cover. 16 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-899-4810 museintheharbor.com F.L. & FRIENDS AT HOTEL FISH & LOUNGE 7–11 p.m. Music at Hotel Fish & Lounge. $1 burgers. 87 North Road, Hampton Bays. 631-728-9511 MONTAUK MUSIC FESTIVAL 8 p.m. Through 5/18. Live music from indie bands from all over the nation all weekend long. On the Green and other venues. montaukmusicfestival.com LADIES NIGHT AT AGAVE’S TEQUILA AND RUM BAR 8:30 p.m. Thursdays. Ladies Night is all night, with DJ. 142 Mill Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-998-4200 agaveswhb.com KARAOKE AT GURNEY’S 9:30 p.m. Thursdays, with Helen of The Diva’s Karaoke. Gurney’s Inn Resort Spa and Conference Center, 290 Old Montauk Hwy, Montauk. 631-668-2345, gurneysinn.com

friday, may 16 THE 50/50 FITNESS EXPERIENCE WITH OSCAR GONZALEZ 9:30–10:30 a.m. Zumba and Total Body Conditioning combined into one unique and effective class. $20 or call for 10-class promotion. Dance Centre of the Hamptons, 10 Mitchell Lane, Westhampton Beach. 203-536-1159 zumbafitnesshamptons.com HAPPY HOUR AT SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE 4 p.m.–midnight. Party all night with DJ Dory at 10 p.m. 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. 631-283-2800 publick.com JIM TURNER LIVE MUSIC AT FRESH HAMPTONS 5 p.m. Rock, blues, reggae, swing, folk and jazz. No cover charge. Fresh Hamptons, 203 Bridgehampton-Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-4706 freshhamptons.com CANDLELIGHT FRIDAYS AT WÖLFFER ESTATE VINEYARD 5 p.m. Wines are served by the glass or bottle and cheese and charcuterie plates are available for purchase. There is no cover charge or reservations necessary. 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106 wolffer.com STEP UP TO THE SEASON COCKTAIL PARTY 7 p.m. Cocktails, craft beer and tasting menu from Southampton restaurants and caterers. Open bar until 8 p.m., cash bar until 10 p.m. Featuring Latin jazz band Mambo Loco. Supports Southampton SeptemberFest. $50 in advance, $60 at the door. Southampton Center, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-9128 southamptonseptemberfest.com SCOTTE HOPSON AT HURRICANE GRILL & WINGS 8 p.m. Smooth acoustic favorites from Southampton’s ScottE Thompson. Happy hour specials all night long at the bar and restaurant. No cover charge. Hurricane Grill & Wings, County Road 111, CVS Shopping Center, Manorville. 631-281-9464 FRIDAY NIGHT JAMS AT HOTEL FISH & LOUNGE 7–11 p.m. Night of great music. $5 burgers. 87 North Road, Hampton Bays. 631-728-9511

HARRY-OKE FRIDAYS AT LIARS’ CLUB 10 p.m. Fridays. 401 W. Lake Drive, Montauk. 631-668-9597 KARAOKE AT M.J. DOWLING’S STEAK HOUSE AND TAVERN 10:30 p.m.–1:30 a.m., Friday night karaoke. M.J. Dowling’s, 3360 Noyac Rd., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4444

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6TH ANNUAL HEART RIDE 7 a.m. A unique cycling experience and fundraising program to support the American Heart Association. Rotations Bicycle Center, 32 Windmill Lane, Southampton. 631-734-2804 americanheartride.org

NEWPLICATE BRIDGE GAME WATER MILL BRIDGE CLUB 10 a.m.–1 p.m. Every Monday. Players with little or no experience are welcome to join this introduction to bridge. Teacher Susan Denenholz teaches players as the game goes along. Water Mill Bridge Club, 1040 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-6448 bridgeinthehamptons.com

SAG HARBOR FARMERS MARKET 9 a.m.–1 p.m. Bay and Burke Streets, Sag Harbor. ZUMBA IN THE HAMPTONS WITH OSCAR GONZALEZ 9–10 a.m. Burn calories with Oscar and leave sweating and smiling. The Dance Centre of the Hamptons, 10 Mitchell Place, Westhampton Beach. 203-536-1159 zumba-oscar.com WESTHAMPTON BEACH FARMERS MARKET 9 a.m.–1 p.m. Through 11/22. 85 Mill Road, Westhampton Beach. “SACRED SITES” OPEN HOUSE WEEKEND AT BRIDGEHAMPTON PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH 10 a.m. The Presbyterian Church will open the sanctuary to the public for free tours. 2429 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0863 bridgehamptonpc.org BUS MOB ON THE S92 11:35 a.m. Join members of Hamptons in Transition for an excursion to support the local economy and promote the use of public transportation. Enjoy shopping lunch, and the company of people who are taking action to reduce car traffic. S92 Suffolk County bus stop on Nugent St. (in front of Rite Aid) or at 12:00 in Sag Harbor at the bus stop on Main St. in front of Village Hall. hamptonsintransition.org TASTINGS AT THE MONTAUK BREWING COMPANY Noon–7 p.m. Saturdays & Sundays; 3–7 p.m., Friday. 62 S. Erie Ave, Montauk. 631-834-2627 montaukbrewingco.com BOATING WITH THE BAYMEN 4 p.m.–7 p.m. Beloved annual boat tour. $40 adults. The Viking Fleet Dock, 462 West Lake Drive, Montauk. longislandtraditions.org TALKHOUSEFEST 7 p.m. Nancy Atlas Band, Joe Delia, Telly, Inda Eaton, Klyph Black, Momma Lee and more. 21 and over. $20. Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com MILL BROS. BEATLE JAZZ SHOW AT HOTEL FISH & LOUNGE 8–10 p.m. Featuring James Benard on drums. Hotel Fish & Lounge, 87 North Road, Hampton Bays. 631-728-9511 SATURDAYS AT SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE 10 p.m., DJ Brian Evans spins Hamptons classics every Saturday in the taproom. 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. 631-283-2800 publick.com

sunday, may 18 EMS OPEN HOUSE 11 a.m.–2 p.m. The Bridgehampton Fire Department ambulance company hosts an open house for the community at the firehouse. 64 School Street, Bridgehampton. 631-702-3199 JIM TURNER MUSIC AT MUSE IN THE HARBOR 6 p.m. Jim Turner and Friends jam session with open mic. No cover, open to all musicians and singers. Muse in the Harbor, 16 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-899-4810 museintheharbor.com OUR FABULOUS VARIETY SHOW AUDITIONS FOR “FLASHBACKS” 6 p.m. Actors, singers and dancers wanted for summer variety show. Bring resume. Actors should bring monologues, singers should bring karaoke track or instruments, dancers should bring dance shoes. Hampton Dance Authority, 425 Route 39A, Southampton. 631-594-2906 ourfabulousvarietyshow.org

BRIDGEHAMPTON FIRE DEPARTMENT BLOOD DRIVE 2–8 p.m. Must be at least 17 years old or 16 with written consent from parent or garden, weight at least 110 pounds and be in good health. 64 School Street, Bridgehampton. 631-702-3199 MONDAY NIGHT DANCE CLASS 5:45–6:45 p.m. Light-hearted, full-bodied dance class offered on a donation basis by Jamie Lerner. Different music/dance styles each week. The Body Shop, 26 Newtown Lane above Eileen Fisher (enter through back), East Hampton. 631-604-1462 jamielerner.com ESL CONVERSATION AT HAMPTON LIBRARY 6 p.m. Other class levels available throughout the week, call for information. The Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015 hamptonlibrary.org

tuesday, may 20 LOCALS NIGHT AT WÖLFFER ESTATE VINEYARD 4–8 p.m. Enjoy half-off glasses of wine. Special speaker or theme every week. Wölffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106 ZUMBA AT QUOGUE LIBRARY 6:30–7:30 p.m. Get fit and raise your fitness level while having fun. Wear comfortable clothing. $5 per session. Call to register. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224 ext. 101 JAMSOID AT THE HOTEL FISH & LOUNGE 7–11 p.m. Come enjoy a great night of music. $1 burgers. 87 N. Rd, Hampton Bays. 631-728-9511

wednesday, may 21 WINE EDUCATION WEDNESDAYS AT WÖLFFER ESTATE VINEYARD 6 p.m. Themed wine education classes in the Tasting Room. $15. Wölffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106 GAME NIGHT AT HOTEL FISH & LOUNGE 8–10 p.m. Drink specials and free buffet. 87 North Road, Hampton Bays. 631-728-9511 LADIES NIGHT AT SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE 9:30 p.m. DJ Tony spins Hamptons classics. 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. 631-283-2800 publick.com “OPEN MIC NOYAC” AT M.J. DOWLING’S 8 p.m.–11 p.m. Open mic with food, drinks and fun. Play a song, tell a joke, tell a story. M.J. Dowling’s, 3360 Noyac Road, Noyac. 631-725-7533 rayred.com

thursday, may 22 THE JAM SESSION AT BAY BURGER 7–9 p.m. Thursdays. The Jam Session & The Thursday Night Live Band. Bay Burger, 1742 Sag Harbor Turnpike, Sag Harbor. No cover charge. 631-899-3915 thejamsession.org STEVE FREDERICKS AT MUSE IN THE HARBOR 7–10 p.m. Thursdays. Steve Fredericks will perform every Thursday, no cover. 16 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-899-4810 museintheharbor.com For more information and to submit your event online go to Events.DansPapers.com. Events submitted by noon Friday will be considered for the print calendar.

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KIDS’ CALENDAR For more events happening this week, check out: North Fork Calendar pg. 36, Arts & Galleries Listings pg. 39, Calendar pg. 45

GET READY TO BABYSIT 10:30 a.m. A course designed to help teens develop the skills necessary for being a responsible babysitter. Free. Handson activities and course certification included. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774 myrml.org

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MORNING STORYTIME AT THE QUOGUE LIBRARY 11 a.m. For little ones 1–3 years old. Special stories with Miss Pat. Register by phone. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224 ext. 4 quoguelibrary.org

YOGA FOR CHILDREN 12:30–1:30 p.m. Every Saturday at Amy’s Ark Studio and Farm. Children ages 5–9. $8. Amy’s Ark Studio and Farm, 10 Hollow Lane, Westhampton. 631-902-3655

LEGO MANIA 3:30–4:30 p.m. Create anything you like with Legos at the library! This is a great chance for parents to relax and socialize, too. Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015 hamptonlibrary.org

A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM BALLET AT WHBPAC 7 p.m. 5/18 at 3 p.m. WHBPAC Arts Education and A Midsummer Night’s Dream Ballet at WHBPAC Dancecore present this ballet, performed by students wednesday, may 21 ages 5–17 and seasoned professionals. $15. Westhampton Beach Performing Årts Center, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500 whbpac.org MINECRAFT CAMP (PC VERSION) 10:30–noon. Create Minecraft worlds in a bully-free zone. GAME ON AT WESTHAMPTON FREE LIBRARY The library has two computers set up with accounts 5 p.m. Come to the library after it closes to play your to share; bringing a laptop with a Minecraft account favorite computer/video games. No registration required. is recommended. Open to ages 9 and up. Registration Westhampton Free Library, 7 Library Avenue, Westhampton required. John Jermain Memorial Library, 34 West Water Beach. 631-288-3335 westhamptonlibrary.net Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049 johnjermain.org

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LEGOS AND GAMES 4–5 p.m. For Kids K-up! Build with Legos; play board games and hopscotch; Hula Hoop; Rubber band jump rope and more. Also seeking 6th graders to be play-partners and earn community service hours. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3810 amaglibrary.org SOCIAL SKILLS PROGRAM FOR CHILDREN ON THE AUTISM SPECTRUM 6–7 p.m. Children ages 6–14 can develop skills needed to build friendships and interact with peers in a fun and educational session facilitated by licensed special education teachers and social workers. Concurrent parents support group included. $25 per session. Family Service League, 40 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1954 fsl-li.org

friday, may 16 SHAKE, RATTLE & ROLL 10 a.m. Fridays. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main Street, Amagansett. Parents/caregivers with toddlers 10–36 months olds are invited to join us for an hour of interactive play. 631-267-3810 amaglibrary.org SOUTHAMPTON ELKS CARNIVAL 6 p.m. Through 5/18. International foods, thrill and kiddies rides, games, fun for the whole family. Southampton Elks Lodge, 605 County Road 39, Southampton. 631-283-1574 newtonshows.com/coupons

saturday, may 17 SATURDAY STORY TIME 10 a.m. Join Amy for a Saturday morning full of fun. Enjoy great stories and an art activity. For children of all ages. Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015 hamptonlibrary.org

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monday, may 19 WALDORF-INSPIRED MORNING CRAFTS 8:45–9:45 a.m. Crafts made of natural materials to be cherished by children and adults. Felted animals, knitting kittens and more. Our Sons and Daughters School, 11 Carroll Street, Sag Harbor. 518-265-9423 oursonsanddaughters.org MONDAY STORYTIMES AT MONTAUK LIBRARY 11:45 a.m., Listen to stories, sing songs and make a craft! All are welcome to listen. The crafts are most appropriate for preschool age children. 871 Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-3377 montauklibrary.org FLASH STORY TIME AND CRAFT 2:15 p.m.–2:45 p.m. Super-fast and super-fun with books and a simple craft. Great for children nursery school-PreK. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3810

WALDORF-INSPIRED NURSERY CLASSES AGES 2.5–3.5 9 a.m.–noon The nursery program provides a nurturing staff in a beautiful and calm environment, suited for the child’s development. Our Sons and Daughters School, 11 Carroll Street, Sag Harbor. oursonsanddaughters.org 32988

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PLANT CMEE’S GARDEN 10:30 a.m. In this workshop, parents and children are invited to help us get the planting party started! CMEE Educator Alejandra Hobson will teach about gardening and the life cycle of plants, the East End’s agricultural heritage and more. Space is limited. $15 for members, $20 for non-members. Children’s Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton-Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250 cmee.org

TOT HOP 2:15–2:45 p.m. Preschoolers play games and move with songs and rhymes in this directed program to help them burn excess energy from the winter! Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3810 amaglibrary.org BABIES AND BOOKS 11 a.m.–Noon. For babies from birth through 15 months. Enjoy baby’s first story time with simple books, songs, rhymes and finger plays. Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015 hamptonlibrary.org

thursday, may 22 MORNING STORYTIME AT THE QUOGUE LIBRARY 11 a.m. For little ones 1–3 years old. Special stories with Miss Pat. Register by phone. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224 ext. 4 quoguelibrary.org LEGOS AND GAMES 4–5 p.m. For Kids K-up! Build with Legos; play board games and hopscotch; Hula Hoop; Rubber band jumprope and more. Also seeking 6th graders to be playpartners and earn community service hours. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3810 amaglibrary.org STORIES, SONGS & PLAYTIME 10:30 a.m. John Jermain Library. 34 West Water Street, Sag Harbor. Librarian Susann will read a short story, do finger plays, sing songs and nursery rhymes, dance with children and put out toys for playtime. Ages 1–4. 631-725-0049 johnjermain.org WALDORF-INSPIRED NURSERY CLASSES AGES 2.5–3.5 9 a.m–noon. The nursery program provides a nurturing staff in a beautiful and calm environment, suited for the child’s development. Our Sons and Daughters School, 11 Carroll Street, Sag Harbor. oursonsanddaughters.org

friday, may 23 SHAKE, RATTLE & ROLL 10 a.m. Fridays. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main Street, Amagansett. Parents/caregivers with toddlers 10–36 months olds are invited to join us for an hour. 631-267-3810 amaglibrary.org For more information and to submit your event online go to Events.DansPapers.com. Events submitted by noon Friday will be considered for the print calendar.

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Corn, tomatoes, bass, clams, oysters, berries!” Mention the phrase “local” to Nick & Toni’s Executive Chef Joe Realmuto and his excitement becomes instantly palpable, as the produce and seafood and gastronomic abundance of the East End continues to wow him even today, after more than two decades at the East Hampton institution. His enthusiasm is equally irrepressible when it comes to sharing the local bounty during Dan’s Taste of Summer—the weekend comprising the two most anticipated culinary events of the season, Dan’s GrillHampton and Dan’s Taste of Two Forks. What does “taste of summer” mean to you? The phrase itself excites me, as the first thing that pops into mind is the great products like heirloom tomatoes, corn, lettuces and, of course, the great seafood. We are surrounded by some of the best farms—like Balsam, Quail Hill, Amber Waves Farm— that have the most unbelievable vegetables, besides being able to grow our own right behind Nick & Toni’s. Also, the freshness of the fish that hits the back door is the best quality one could ask for. What more could a chef ask for? And Taste of Two Forks gives us the opportunity to showcase some of these great ingredients. What are you most looking forward to as you return to Dan’s Taste of Two Forks again this year? I look forward to reconnecting with all my chef friends.

The thing I like the most is the friendships we make at these events, and also being able to expose ourselves to the large number of people tasting our dishes. Describe your best/favorite culinary experience since last year’s Taste of Two Forks. During the winter I travel back and forth to Nick & Toni’s Café to work out of our restaurant on the Upper West Side, so I make a point to dine out in NYC. This helps to keep me stimulated during the long winters in the Hamptons. One of my favorite meals was Maialino, where I was able to feast on five courses—all PIG, including a half of crispy pig head, which was really delicious. And that is to just name one of the many. One of my favorite culinary experiences is also in the summer when I can shop at all the great farm stands and get local fish and wine and hang at the house with friends and family and just cook good honest food with the ones I like to be around the most! What have been the biggest and best changes you’ve witnessed in the culinary culture of the East End? Wow, many!! I started out here 21 years ago, when Nick & Toni’s was one of the few restaurants out here, and now there are many—and some great ones at that. In season I do not need to go to NYC for culinary stimulation—we have it right here. Also, I have seen the changes in local farms and fishing industry as well. When I first started out here, there were tons of farmers and fisherman coming to the back door. That dissipated over the years, but over the last 8 years it has made a strong comeback. Local

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1. Pull the leaves from the turnip green stems and place in a colander. Rinse well. Bring a saucepan of water to the boil and put in the greens to cover. With lid ajar, cook the greens about 6 or 7 minutes. Drain and refresh under cold running water to stop the cooking. Can be done ahead to this point. 2. When ready to serve, heat olive oil in a skillet and add the garlic and hot pepper flakes. Sauté for a minute or so, add the greens and salt and pepper to taste. Toss the mixture for a few minutes until heated through and serve.

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The opening of farmstands is a celebration for the local community. I stopped in at the Green Thumb, the organic farm in Water Mill, happy to catch up with Jo Halsey after the winter. As a result of the harsh winter there were slim pickings, yet I spied burly bunches of kale and collards, carrots, scallions and leafy lettuces. Arugula and radishes from the greenhouse will be available soon. Jo suggested I try a bunch of turnip greens. “Turnip greens—what do I do with them?” I asked, and she was happy to help. The crisp, bright green bunch was appealing and easy to work with. I pulled the leaves from their thick stems, blanched them, then sautéed the greens with slivered garlic and a bit of pepper flakes in extra virgin olive oil. The dish had a special taste with an extra kick. “The turnips don’t seem to have much life in the beginning, but the greens are in better condition,” said Larry Halsey. I can report that their greens were full of life and delicious. I look forward to more variety as the season progresses and I wish you all a Happy Spring!

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The Seafood Shop in Wainscott has rolled out a new takeout menu and introduced beach-and-boat delivery to kickoff their 42nd season. New takeout selections include: spicy mini crab tacos with chilled crab salad, avocado and tobiko; clam and corn fritters with sweet peppers, scallion and chipotle mayo; the grilled tuna BLT with apple-smoked bacon, arugula, dried tomatoes and avocado mayo; and the cioppino, made with monkfish, lobster, clams, mussels, shrimp and sea scallops in a saffron-tomato broth. They deliver orders for a minimum of 12 people to the beach, a docked boat or home. Menu items include duck confit with grated potato, caramelized onion and pomegranate molasses; kale and quinoa salad with baby beets, pickled red onion, ricotta salata and preserved lemon dressing; and chilled lobster roll. 631-537-0633. theseafoodshop.com.

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in Westhampton Beach across from Village Hall and in Southampton on the highway next to BMW. Also anywhere with their Mercedes Mobile Espresso Unit for your event! 631-726COFE or visit them on Twitter and Facebook. hamptoncoffeecompany.com. M.J. Dowling’s Steak House and Tavern American $$ Great selection of American fare in a friendly pub atmosphere. Draft Beers. Family owned and operated. Game room and pool table. 3360 Noyac Road, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4444. OLD STOVE PUB American $$$ A Hamptons classic since 1969. Perfectly charred steaks at the oldest stove in the Hamptons. Open 7 Days, lunch Saturday and Sunday noon–3 p.m., Prix Fixe Sunday–Thursday four courses $29. Live piano Friday and Saturday. Reservations 3516 Montauk Highway Sagaponack. 631-537-3300.

Happy Hour 4 - 7 pm Weekend Breakfast 9:00am Monday - Burger Night $8 Burgers with Choice of Domestic Beer

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OSTERIA SALINA Sicilian/Italian $$ Think Sicilian ingredients like extra virgin olive oil, currants, pine nuts, fava beans, couscous and candied oranges. Authentic Sicilian and family recipes from the Aeolian Island of Salina, including Caponatina, Bucatini con Sarde, Pesce Spada, Polpo, Artisanal Cannoli and Salina’s signature dessert, “Panino di Gelato.” 95 School Street, Bridgehampton. 631-613-6469, osteriasalina.com.

PIERRE’S Tiramisu at A Touch of Venice Casual French $$$ Euro-chic but casual French restaurant and bar. TWEED’S Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days. Brunch Continental $$ Fri.–Sun., 10 a.m.–5 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. Located in historic Riverhead, Tweed’s Restaurant & 631-537-5110, pierresbridgehampton.com. Buffalo Bar in the J.J. Sullivan Hotel serves the finest local food specialties and wines. Open 7 days for lunch and east hampton dinner. 17 E. Main St. 631-208-3151, tweedsrestaurant.com. RACE LANE southampton and hamptons bays Local Cuisine $$$ New menu! Relax by the fireplace and enjoy some cheese, 75 MAIN RESTAURANT AND LOUNGE charcuterie and wine. Serving dinner nightly from 5 p.m. Italian/American $$$ 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. Three-course Prix fixe, $33 Executive chef Mark Militello. Open daily, until 7 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays at 6 p.m. 8 a.m.–4:30 p.m. Dinner 4:30 p.m.–midnight, 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022, 75 Main Street, Southampton. 631-283-7575, DINING OUT KEY: racelanerestaurant.com. 75main.com. Price Range north fork and riverhead Local Wine THE GOLDEN PEAR CAFÉS $$$ Kid-Friendly Casual café bistros feature exceptional CLIFF’S ELBOW ROOM For complete breakfasts, lunches and catering. Homemade Steak and Seafood $$ restaurant listings baked goods, fresh roasted coffee and The best aged and marinated steak, freshest and more dining unsurpassed people watching make visits to seafood and local wines, in a casual, warm information, visit the Golden Pears a longstanding Hamptons atmosphere. Lunch and dinner. Two locations: DansPapers.com tradition. Open seven days. Locations 1549 Main Road, Jamesport, 631-722-3292; in Southampton, Bridgehampton, Sag 1065 Franklinville Rd., Laurel. 631-298-3262, Harbor and East Hampton. 631-283-8900, elbowroomli.com. goldenpearcafe.com. Hampton Lady Restaurant Seafood $ Enjoy the freshest seafood with an Italian flare. Ocean and bay views. Check out our new menu. Open all year long for lunch & dinner. Prixe fix lunch $14.99. 363 Dune Road, Hampton Bays. 631-728-5239.

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MATSULIN Asian $$ Finest Asian Cuisine. Zagat-Rated. Lunch, Dinner, Sushi & Sake Bar. Catering available. Open daily from noon. 131 West Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838, matsulin.com.

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