FUN STUFF { LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU’RE LAUGHING }
THOSE WHO THINK THEY HAVE NO TIME FOR HEALTHY EATING, WILL SOONER OR LATER HAVE TO FIND TIME FOR ILLNESS. – MODIFIED FROM EDWARD STANLEY (1826-1893) FROM THE CONDUCT OF LIFE.
LOL WITH JAMES ESTES!
DID YOU HEAR THE STORY ABOUT THE GERM?
THEY BOTH TEST THE PUPILS.
NEVER MIND, I DON’T WANT IT SPREAD ALL OVER.
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TOOTH-PICS!
WHY IS AN EYE DOCTOR LIKE A TEACHER?
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WHAT DOES A DENTIST CALL HIS X-RAYS?
Start here! Actually, we made it easier for you! Check out the Best Of winners in this issue. T hey are A-MAZING!
GOTTA LOVE ‘EM When my 4 year old daughter brought me her Barbie, and asked me to help put on her shoes – extremely high evening shoes. I told her, “My goodness! I bet these shoes hurt Barbie’s feet. She should wear something more sensible!” She answered, “Nope. They don’t. She likes them.” As I put them on Barbie’s feet, I said, “Well, they sure would hurt my feet!” She matter-of-factly relied, “Yeah, that’s because they are not your size!” — JENNA, MOM OF 2
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