Dear Gabby

Welcome back to the Dear Gabby advice column. Another Christmas is right around the corner. I’ve noticed that the older I get, the younger Santa Claus looks! I was listening at the door of the bedroom where two of my great-grandsons were supposed to be saying their prayers. The elder of the two was shouting his prayers and asking for this toy and that toy. His younger brother quietly asked his brother why he was yelling his prayers, because God isn’t deaf. The older brother whispered, “No, but Grandma is!” Drop me a line to Dear Gabby at PostcardsLive.com and have the merriest Christmas ever! Joyfully remember the reason for the season.

DEAR GABBY

My girlfriend says she doesn’t want a Christmas present this year. My gut tells me that if I don’t buy her one, it will be the most expensive Christmas ever. What do you think?

INSTAGRAM MAN

DEAR INSTA

I think you’re absolutely right. By the way, Santa saw your Instagram photos. You’re getting clothes and a dictionary for Christmas.

CONFIDENTIAL TO OFFICE PARTY POOPER:

I agree! I’ve never been paid enough to watch my boss wearing elf tights.