Thursday Evening May 16
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CBS-3 NBC-8 ABC-13 MYTV-15 FOX-17 PBS-35 ABC-41 ION-43 IND-54 IND-64 CW CBS-9 LOC-38 DSETV MCCTV CBS-22 NBC-16 FOX-28 PBS-11 PBS-23 PBS-34 WHME-46 A&E AMC ANPL BBC BET BIG TEN BRAVO CMTV CNBC CNN COM CSPAN DISN DSC E! ENC ESPN ESPN2 FAM FNC FOOD FOXSP FSDP FX GOLF GSN HALL HBO HGTV HIST LIFE MAX MSNBC MTV NBCSP NGEO NICK OXY PRIME SHOW SPEED SPIKE STARZ SYFY TBS TCM TELE TLC TNT TOON TRAV TRU TVL UNI USA VH1 WE WGN-A
THURSDAY EVENING
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7 PM
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Reality
8 PM
Movies
8:30
Sports
9 PM
Kids
9:30
Y=All Children Y7=7 and Above 14=14 and Above G=General Audience PG=Parental Guidance M=Mature (N)=New
10 PM
10:30
11 PM
11:30
Wheel Fortune Jeopardy! (N) Big Bang Big Bang (:01) Elementary “The Woman; Heroine” (Season Finale) (N) ‘14’ 3 Live at 11pm Letterman Inside Edition Access H. The Office (N) The Office (Series Finale) (N) ‘PG’ (:01) Hannibal “Fromage” (N) ‘14’ News 8 at 11 Jay Leno Entertainment omg! Insider (N) Wipeout (N) ‘PG’ Grey’s Anatomy “Perfect Storm” (:02) Scandal (Season Finale) (N) News at 11pm Jimmy Kimmel Black Perspctv Cops ‘PG’ White Collar ‘PG’ White Collar “By the Book” ‘PG’ WXSP News TMZ (N) ‘PG’ Dish Nation (N) Seinfeld ‘PG’ Two/Half Men Two/Half Men American Idol “Winner Announced” (Season Finale) (N) ‘14’ Fox 17 News at 10:00PM (N) How I Met How I Met PBS NewsHour (N) Michigan Out Red Green The This Old House Hour ‘G’ Doc Martin Social club. ‘PG’ Doctor Who “Closing Time” ‘PG’ Maranda Extra (N) ‘PG’ Wipeout (N) ‘PG’ Grey’s Anatomy “Perfect Storm” (:02) Scandal (Season Finale) (N) Engagement Jimmy Kimmel Without a Trace “4.0” ‘PG’ Criminal Minds “Parasite” ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ House ‘14’ Walking-Faith Walk-Faith TCT Today Int’l Fellowship Benny Hinn Life Today John Hagee Your Bible A. Wommack I’m Just Sayin’ Financial Path Brush Arbor Int. Fellowship Sing Out Amer. CBM Today Transformed Wretched/Friel Baptist Church Mark T. Barclay Cross Bridge Big Bang Big Bang The Vampire Diaries Beauty and the Beast Newschannel 3 Jeopardy! (N) Excused (N) Excused ‘14’ Big Bang Two/Half Men Big Bang Big Bang (:01) Elementary “The Woman; Heroine” (Season Finale) (N) ‘14’ 9/10 News Letterman The Ramen Girl (’08) What Does the Bible Say? (N) Word From the Lord (N) (Live) Texas Justice Trouble follows a rich man’s marriage to his mistress. (5:00) Grand Haven TV5 Veterans Did You Know? DSE Soccer A&E West Michigan (6:00) DWTV DWTV DWTV Wheel Fortune Jeopardy! (N) Big Bang Big Bang (:01) Elementary “The Woman; Heroine” (Season Finale) (N) ‘14’ News Letterman Inside Edition Access H. The Office (N) The Office (Series Finale) (N) ‘PG’ (:01) Hannibal “Fromage” (N) ‘14’ News Jay Leno The Simpsons Family Guy ‘14’ American Idol “Winner Announced” (Season Finale) (N) ‘14’ (:07) News (N) The Office ‘14’ The Office ‘14’ PBS NewsHour (N) Chicago Tonight (N) (Live) Extraordinary Women ‘G’ Hitler on Trial ‘PG’ Masterpiece Classic (N) ‘PG’ PBS NewsHour (N) Michigan Out Red Green The This Old House Hour ‘G’ Call the Midwife (N) ‘14’ Charlie Rose (N) ‘PG’ PBS NewsHour (N) Ask an Expert (N) (Live) ‘PG’ Antiques Roadshow ‘G’ Independent Lens ‘PG’ Charlie Rose (N) ‘PG’ Hogan’s Heroes News Israel Lester Sumrall From Studio B The Harvest Show ‘G’ Paid Program Joyce Meyer Paid Program Paid Program The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 “Birthday Girl” ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ (:01) The First 48 ‘14’ Freakshow ‘14’ Freakshow ‘14’ Freakshow ‘14’ Freakshow Freakshow ‘14’ Small Town Small Town Small Town Small Town Small Town Gator Boys ‘PG’ To Be Announced North Woods Law: On the Hunt To Be Announced North Woods Law: On the Hunt Top Gear “Best of ’07-’08” ‘PG’ Top Gear “Best Of: ’10-’11” ‘PG’ Top Gear “Best Of: ’10-’11” ‘PG’ The Graham Norton Show (N) Orphan Black ‘MA’ 106 & Park Lottery Ticket (’10) ››‡ A young man wins a multimillion-dollar prize. (Bow Wow) The Cookout (’04) ›‡ (Ja Rule, Tim Meadows) Comedy College Baseball (N) (Live) ‘G’ The Big Ten’s Greatest Games Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Tabatha Takes Over (N) What Happens Kathy Reba ‘PG’ Reba ‘PG’ Miss Congeniality (’00) ›› (Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine) Comedy Cops Reloaded Cops Reloaded Cops Reloaded The Kudlow Report (N) Crime Inc. American Greed American Greed Mad Money Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan Live (N) (Live) Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Colbert Report Daily Show Futurama ‘14’ Futurama ‘14’ Tosh.0 ‘14’ Tosh.0 ‘14’ Always Sunny Always Sunny Daily Show Colbert Report (5:00) Public Affairs Capitol Hill Hearings Shake It Up! ‘G’ Austin & Ally Dog With Blog Sky High (’05) ››‡ (Michael Angarano, Kurt Russell) Jessie ‘G’ Good-Charlie Austin & Ally Backyard Oil Backyard Oil Backyard Oil Backyard Oil Hillbilly Blood Hillbilly Blood Buying Alaska (N) Hillbilly Blood Hillbilly Blood E! News (N) The Soup ‘14’ The Untold Juno (’07) ›››‡ (Ellen Page, Michael Cera) Comedy-Drama Chelsea Lately E! News (6:20) Man of the House ›› Viva Las Vegas (’64) ››‡ (Elvis Presley) John Carter (’12) ››‡ (Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins) Cold Mountain SportsCenter NBA NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) NBA Basketball NFL Live (N) X Games Barcelona. From Barcelona, Spain. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (6:00) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ››› Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (’71) ››› (Gene Wilder, Jack Albertson) The 700 Club ‘PG’ FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Sweet Genius Chopped “Pigging Out” Chopped “Momumental” Giving You the Business (N) Iron Chef America: Tournament Tigers Live (N) (Live) MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Texas Rangers. From Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Texas. (N) (Live) Tigers Live (N) (Live) Tennis Champions Series: Atlanta. Courier vs. McEnroe. Car Warriors ‘14’ UFC Unleashed ‘PG’ World Poker Tour: Season 11 The Green Hornet (’11) ›› (Seth Rogen, Jay Chou) Action Anger Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Totally Biased Totally Biased LPGA Tour Golf Mobile Bay Classic, First Round. PGA Tour Golf HP Byron Nelson Championship, First Round. From Irving, Texas. Golf Central (N) Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud The American Bible Challenge The American Bible Challenge Family Feud Family Feud Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Frasier ‘PG’ Frasier ‘PG’ Frasier ‘PG’ Frasier ‘PG’ Frasier ‘PG’ Frasier ‘PG’ Frasier ‘PG’ Frasier ‘PG’ First Daughter (:45) Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (’12) ›› Game of Thrones ‘MA’ Veep ‘MA’ Orgasm Special: Real Sex Hunters Int’l House Hunters Income Property ‘G’ Rehab Addict Rehab Addict House Hunters Hunters Int’l House Hunters Hunters Int’l Swamp People ‘PG’ Swamp People ‘PG’ Swamp People (N) ‘PG’ Larry the Cable Guy How Sex Changed the World Dance Moms ‘PG’ Rumor Has It... (’05) ›› (Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Costner) The Rebound (’09) ›› (Catherine Zeta-Jones) Premiere. (6:50) Project X (’12) ›› (Thomas Mann) (:20) Johnson Family Vacation (’04) ›› Savages (’12) ››‡ (Taylor Kitsch, Blake Lively) Hardball With Chris Matthews All In With Chris Hayes (N) The Rachel Maddow Show (N) The Last Word All In With Chris Hayes Teen Mom 2 The Real World ‘14’ The Real World Zach Stone Is The Show With The Show With Zach Stone Is The Show With Zach Stone Is NHL Live (Live) NHL Hockey Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) NHL Live (Live) F1 36 ‘G’ Cycling Alaska State Troopers ‘14’ Mountain Movers (N) ‘14’ Polygamy USA “The Winter Ball” Taboo “Strange Syndromes” ‘14’ Polygamy USA “The Winter Ball” SpongeBob Drake & Josh Big Time Rush Wendell-Vinnie Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ The Nanny ‘PG’ The Nanny ‘PG’ Friends ‘14’ (:33) Friends Movie John Tucker Must Die (’06) ›‡ (Jesse Metcalfe) Best Ink “Brand New Life” ‘PG’ Tennis Champions Series: Atlanta. Courier vs. McEnroe. Car Warriors ‘14’ UFC Unleashed ‘PG’ World Poker Tour: Season 11 Mean Girls (’04) The Woman in Black (’12) ››› Horror (:05) Scream 4 (’11) ››‡ (Neve Campbell) Horror Gigolos (N) The Borgias A Racer’s Life My All Star Win My All Star Win Headsets Headsets Headsets Headsets A Racer’s Life DEA A high-risk operation. ‘14’ iMPACT Wrestling (N) ‘14’ Doom (’05) ›› (The Rock, Karl Urban) Science Fiction (6:50) Looper (’12) ››› (Bruce Willis) Science Fiction (8:50) Think Like a Man (’12) ››‡ (Michael Ealy) Da Vinci’s Demons ‘MA’ Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (’91) ››› (William Shatner) Star Trek: First Contact (’96) ››› (Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes) Seinfeld ‘G’ Seinfeld ‘PG’ Family Guy ‘14’ Family Guy ‘14’ Big Bang Big Bang Men at Work Big Bang Conan (N) ‘14’ Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner The Big Fisherman (’59) ››› Peter’s conversion sways Herod’s daughter and Arab. (Howard Keel) (:15) Francis of Assisi ››› Caso Cerrado: Edición Estelar Pasión Prohibida (N) ‘14’ La Patrona (N) (SS) El Señor de los Cielos (N) Al Rojo Vivo (N) Titulares y Más Worst Tattoos Worst Tattoos Worst Tattoos Worst Tattoos Worst Tattoos Worst Tattoos Mama’s Boys Mama’s Boys Worst Tattoos Worst Tattoos Castle “Cops & Robbers” ‘PG’ Castle “Cuffed” ‘PG’ Castle “Kill Shot” ‘PG’ Castle “Heartbreak Hotel” ‘PG’ CSI: NY ‘14’ Regular Show Annoying Incredible Crew Regular Show King of the Hill King of the Hill American Dad American Dad Family Guy ‘14’ Family Guy ‘14’ Man v. Food Man v. Food Mysteries at the Museum ‘PG’ Monumental Mysteries (N) ‘PG’ Mysteries at the Museum ‘PG’ Mysteries at the Museum ‘PG’ World’s Dumbest... ‘14’ World’s Dumbest... ‘14’ World’s Dumbest... ‘14’ Top 20 Most Shocking ‘14’ World’s Dumbest... ‘14’ Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond King of Queens King of Queens Corazón Indomable (N) (SS) Porque el Amor Manda (N) ‘14’ Amores Verdaderos (N) ‘14’ Qué Bonito Amor (N) ‘14’ (SS) Impacto Extra Noticiero Uni NCIS “Kill Ari” ‘14’ NCIS “Under Covers” ‘PG’ NCIS “Light Sleeper” ‘PG’ NCIS “Jack Knife” ‘PG’ Psych “Dead Air” ‘PG’ (5:30) Honey 2 (’11) ›‡ Movie Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta ‘14’ Master of the Mix ‘PG’ Charmed ‘PG’ Braxton Family Values Braxton Family Values (N) Braxton Family Values Braxton Family Values Amer. Funniest Home Videos How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met News at Nine Funny Videos Amer. Funniest Home Videos
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Jay Ryan 8 p.m. on CBS-3 CBS-9 CBS-22 The Big Bang Theory Leonard (Johnny Galecki) is offered a terrific job opportunity, but it means he’ll have to move overseas — an idea that will take some getting used to for Sheldon and Penny (Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco). Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar and Mayim Bialik also star in the season finale, “The Bon Voyage Reaction.” 8 p.m. on FOX-17 FOX-28 American Idol The finalists reunite for the last time before host Ryan Seacrest reveals the identity of the 12th American Idol. Viewers will be kept in suspense for a couple of hours, though, as the season finale always contains plenty of filler — entertaining filler, admittedly — with the big announcement coming in the episode’s final moments. 9 p.m. on CW Beauty and the Beast Cat (Kristin Kreuk) deals with revelations about her family that change everything she thought she knew about her own past. Vincent (Jay Ryan) stares death in the face. Gabe (Sendhil Ramamurthy) goes to extremes in search of answers in the season finale, “Never Turn Back.” Brian White, Nina Lisandrello and Austin Basis also star. 10:01 p.m. on NBC-8 NBC-16 Hannibal Hey, look at me! I’m gonna kill you! After Hannibal (Mads Mikkelsen) learns that the BAU’s latest killer, Tobias (Demore Barnes), did the deed to get his attention, Tobias makes an attempt on his life. Unsettled by strange noises in his head, Will (Hugh Dancy) seeks comfort in Alana’s (Caroline Dhavernas) arms. Hannibal describes his relationship with Will to his therapist (Gillian Anderson) in the new episode “Fromage.”