DeYtH Banger - Jokes From B 1,2 and 3 (BJ's Life)

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DeYtH Banger

Jokes From BJ 1,2 and 3 (Collection)


Jokes From A, B And C by DeYtH Banger


Quotes “If I don't get murdered/Rob or have troubles/problems... somebody else should have them. This is called "Ballance".” —Deyth Banger “Time is the essence of words.” —Deyth Banger “I am a dead man, that's all... ... My Brain doesn't work properly. My Brain is diagonessed officially dead....” —Deyth Banger “He knew what he knew: that the real world was full of magic, so magical worlds could easily be real.” —Salman Rushdie “This land, like so much of the French countryside, was a painting, but Mercier felt his heart touched with melancholy and realized, not for the first time, that beautiful places were hard on lonely people.” —Alan Furst


Content Part 1 Comedy: God Comedy: I am Reading Comedy: It Happen Comedy: The Best Line Comedy: Liar Comedy: Screw Up Comedy: Thu Truth Comedy: And Or LIFE? Comedy: Suffering Comedy: Money Comedy: Always Caring Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 1) Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 2) Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 3) Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 4) Comedy: I SUCK = They Suck Comedy: Being A Biatch Or ACTING LIKE IT!? Comedy: Life Sucks and Nobody Tells You That Comedy: Life As Whole Part 2 Comedy: I HATE People Comedy: Florry aka Worry


Comedy: Dickson Comedy: Scarcity of Sacrafices Comedy: Ain't Fuckin Comedy: Sorry Comedy: School Comedy: Shallow Comedy: Mastur (Master) Comedy: Mastur (Master) (Part 2) Comedy: Jealous Comedy: Jealous (Part 2) Comedy: Suicide and More Comedy: VLiar Comedy: Why? Comedy: Rape Comedy: On Opinion Comedy: Society Comedy: Gender Comedy: Jester Comedy: So Then? Comedy: Me After A While Comedy: Why as Lie? Comedy: Bozong Of BOTHER Comedy: Soze Of Comedy: Hate OFF Comedy: Bullshit Comedy: Bullshit (Part 2) Comedy: Expect Comedy: Presence Comedy: Talent Comedy: Bitch Comedy: Gick Up Comedy: Beck Up Comedy: Real Comedy: Oh God (Part 1) Comedy: Stench Of Fire Comedy: Stench Of Fire (Double It) Comedy: Stench Of Fire (Porn) Comedy: People Comedy: Oh God (Part 2)


Comedy: Oh God (Part 3) Comedy: Jim Doe Comedy: BLAME Fucks Comedy: Yup, Hate Part 3 Comedy: Suicide (Part 1) Comedy: I Did it Comedy: A Bit Odd Comedy: Yo, It Happen... Bitch Comedy: Suicide (Part 2) Comedy: Persona Comedy: Okay? Comedy: Doing 'Omething Comedy: Me (1) Comedy: Me (2) Comedy: Con Fuck Comedy: Shitty Fuck Comedy: Me (3) Comedy: Me (4) Comedy: Me (5) Comedy: Me (6) Comedy: Gentle Suicide Comedy: "Wow" Comedy: Play-Role Comedy: Sense Of Moral Comedy: Pure Bother


Comedy: God By DeYtH Banger

I don't want to blow off the brilliant end, but God doesn't exist. I am not a agonistic or satanistic person who preaches this shit, it's the truth what I am telling to you…

RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK..

I hope you like the truth, I am not insulting you. I am just most likely getting to the top levels of honesty. If you hide a lie behind being a nice and with that guy being a friend…

RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,…

Like: "You gonna get a break from work without getting paid" aka known as "You are fired from work." RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,… Why you are not just honest? GIVE TO YOUR FICK FRIEND A FEEDBACK…

ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF


ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF (Notes: Then it comes the guy who says "too much girls … is bad.")

- You fuck… you get many GIRLS AND YOU AIN't sharin?

ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF

ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF

But if we think and go in the right direction (NO DICK PICS OR JERK OFF)… it sounds like he traffics girls and when we get up to the top…

HEEEEEE IS FUCKING ARAB… ….

OH GOD ONE MORE SUICIDE BOOMBER… WHO THA FACK DOESN'T SEE HIS LIFE WORTHY AND GOING WITH SUCH TYPE OF CULTURE? … FAMOUS WITH TERRORISM!?


Comedy: I am Reading By DeYtH Banger

How does it feel finding out that everything which you know you need to remove from your mind?

ORRRRRR LET'S TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING FUCKER WHO GAVE ME A COURSE WHO WAS SAYING WHAT I WAS ALREADY FEELING…

AND HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND, HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND… WANTING TO BANG… BANG OUT YOUR LIFE AND HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND, HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND… WANTING TO BANG… BANG OUT YOUR LIFE

AND HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND, HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND… WANTING TO BANG… BANG OUT YOUR LIFE

The course was "Transformation Mastery" on the first month part I reached it was about sympathy and empathy shit.. . After the meditating release… I wanTed to kill myself…

IT WASSSSSSS A DAMN GOOD RELIEF… FLASHING OUT YOUR VEINS WITH KNIFE AND THIS SON OF A BIATCH IN MY NEW WORK IS CAUSING STRESS INSIDE MY BODY… WHAT TYPE OF EXERCICE AND THING IS GETTING WORRIED AND GETTING ANXIETY?


ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO CREATE A REASON FOR LIVING… NOT TO CREATE CHILLS IN YOUR BODY?

ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO CREATE A REASON FOR LIVING… NOT TO CREATE CHILLS IN YOUR BODY?

ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO CREATE A REASON FOR LIVING… NOT TO CREATE CHILLS IN YOUR BODY?

ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO CREATE A REASON FOR LIVING… NOT TO CREATE CHILLS IN YOUR BODY?

ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO CREATE A REASON FOR LIVING… NOT TO CREATE CHILLS IN YOUR BODY?

I thought that in life I was doing something after 19 years of staring… BUT NOTHING AT ALL HAS HAPPEN.

THIS STARING AND ANXIWRY AND DEPRESSION COURSE ISN'T MAKING ME INTERESTED IN BUYING MORE SPECTACULAR ROLE AFTER ALL NOTHING AT ALL CAN BE DONE IN THIS JOB… BEING BE-PIVOT IS FUCKED UP.


WHYYYYYY BIATCHES DON'T SPIKE IT UP?


Comedy: It Happen By DeYtH Banger

I thought my life is getting better from so much support and followers.

BUT NOTHING… REALLY NOTHING ON THIS WAY IS GOING LIFE IS A DEADLY SON A BIATCH

I thought that my mom knows who is really genius in town… I went out and started talking to my friends… I told them "I am genius.."…

THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID

THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID

THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID

THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID

THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID


THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID

Come on you stop on a bus stop to take a break from life …. And now on your way some screw wacko… is out there and is pissing in front of you?

Oh GOD WHEN THIS HAPPENS… I WILL FIND JOB FOR THIS NIGHT FIREMAN WALKER.

Each fucker who doesn't get jokes and comedy… DESERVE ONE OF THIS JAME BOND MOVIES PRECISE HEADSHOT where is he going in this life? … Don't shallow Don't go deep …

In JOKES … YOU FUCKING SETTI BIATCH! In JOKES … YOU FUCKING SETTI BIATCH!

In JOKES … YOU FUCKING SETTI BIATCH!

In JOKES … YOU FUCKING SETTI BIATCH!


Comedy: The Best Line by DeYtH Banger Have you ever played... basketball? How tall are you? Why you don't play basketball? How long are your legs? ...

OH GOD Is this the best line you got... a girl to ask me that or a male figure to ask me that... oh YOU FUCKING FUCKERS... YOU BROKE THE TOYS AND NOW YOU FEEL GUILTY.

AND LET'S GO TO PAST EVENTS... DID YOU REALLY GOT ME WITH THAT LINE?

It's fucked up that one good looking person of bad looking person.. .starts with such stupid line.. and what's next?... HAVE YOU EVER SUCK A COCK?... hAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO SUCK YOUR COCK? hAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT TO TAKE BASKETBALL AS PROFFESIONAL CAREEER?

This is not nice... not expressing yourself is going to slowly kill yourself... what last you need is to kill yourself by toxicity... come on... you got a negative emotion and you don't share it?... You got one emotion keep it down... a asecond one... a third one... a FOUUURTH LINER BULLET AND IN THE END!?

USIng alcohol and thinking that you know a lot of stuff... I DON'T


THINK I AM ALPHA MALE... I DON'T THINK I AM BETA... I AM JUST... I AM... JUST ME... ME IS ME... THAT'S ONE.... NO NEED OF OPENER LINER (DON'T BE OFFENSIVE..)

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I GONNA GET OFFENSSIVE... AND I GONNA KILL PEOPLE WITH MY THOUGHTS... AND LET THE FLOW TO FLOWWWWWWWWW ....

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I WILL SAY WHAT I FEEL AND EXPRESS WHAT I WANT ...

The problem is todays nation... is that they aren't read for the harsh truth as for me!?

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I AM READY.. .YOU ASSHOLE... THROW ANOTHER BULLET YOU SLIPLESS AND SICKLESS FUCKER....


Comedy: Liar by DeYtH Banger

Noone ever come and tell you that people are going to joke in such a way in which they are going to offend you...

AAAAAAAHJAAAAA A SLIPLESS.. FUCKER AAAHAHA YOUR MOTHER IS A BIATCH

People get offended from some dark homour and most of them go home and stress and get depress but the real truth is deal it with like a "Comedian"... throw a laugh and say is it that all?

I just don't like listening to myself... it really sucks... my voice the way I look... I hate the whole part about myself... but the real truth is that I bust it around by going in the bus and starting getting some attention... but at least pay me if you gonna OFFENDDD ME ... The whole idea is to laugh around and laugh and laugh... and your life is going to end up like a joke.

SOOOO JUST DON'T TAKE EVERYTHING SERIOUS... BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO FUCK AROUND ALWAYS... I didn't got a joke from a bouncer and he said... "Am I right with my mind??"... and I Was like "WOwl... wtf.f.... no scenario for that shit..." - it was like a mindset that said.

I feel guilty of not being honest... I have been supressing my emotions... I


have been hiding behind moral ... I have bee nreading bible and what did happen? ... It was a sick Mr.Nice fuck...


Comedy: Screw Up By DeYtH Banger

I am literally screw up.… so much friends.. . So much people I know and I feel like nothingvis going to help.

AND THEY SAY TO STOP DATING ADVICE AND START PRACTICING AND HOW TO DO IT WHEN I AM KINDA OLD SCHOOL IN EVERYTHING. MY JOKES ARE OLD… I REALLY DON'T HAVE WHAT TO SAY GOING OUT WITH PEOPLE WHO CAN CONTRIBUTE VALUE WITH ME IS LIKE SELF-SABOTAGE.

IT REALLY FUCKS ME UP WHEN PEOPLE START TO JUDGE YOU AND THE SAMEEEE PEOPLE ARE REALLY FUCKED UP.. ..AND THEIR LIFE IS A WASTE AND THEIR MISTAKES PUT THEM ON YOUR BAG AND IN OTHER WORDS - YOU AIN'T GONNA PARTY IT'S DISTRACTION, YOU WON'T INVEST - BECAUSE YOUBDON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY… THE LIBE CONTINUES AND CONSTANT WORRY… …

AND HOW THA FACK CAN I IMPROVE MY LIFE WHEN PEOPLE BUILLD CONSTANT WORRY AND THEN IT'S YOUR FAULT… YOU TRIED TO BE LIKE OTHERS AND IN REALITY BEING LIKE OTHERS FUCKS YOU UP… IT'S LIKE DISEASE. . MOST DISEASE WILL KILL YOU.

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NOW MIND BOTHERS QUESTIONS OF WORRY

People watch comedy so to forget problems and life… and one moment ignoring this pile of shit… explodes and your mind dazzles and fizzles. … Now: - I gonna lose my money - I gonna get poor - It's a big amouth and I am totally fucked up - Life is like one of those drama comedies ( at the beginning we feel like it's tragic and sad… but in the end of the day we throw a laugh and try to accept it… if I wanted to change myself I won't accept it… but remember to get somewhere you need to accept it.)


Comedy: Thu Truth By DeYtH Banger

Just stop, stop … That"s what I tell to my mind… but my mind doesn't stop it's a victim of circumstances. Always thinking always making up things (Just in the name of fun)… always overthinking, always trying to get things

…. It always tries new stuff… once repeation.. .comes over it slays all the mind over and over…. THAT'S WHY ONE GUY SAYS THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AND OVER ALWAYS HAVING FUN… OH COME ON THIS AN EXAMPLE OF BURIED MONEY IT'S BELOW IN A GRAVE…

I am worried but why?

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BEING WORRIED LIKE A PRICELESS MOTHER FUCKER.. . DON'T PUT ME IN YOUR RANK…


- YOU DON'T KNOW - YOU CAN'T

COME ON YOU SON OF A BIATCH… … SHOW ME… STOP BLAMING ME OVER AND OVER… AND THEN SAYING THAT YOU ARE TEACHING ME… …

COME ON… DEVOURING BEHAVIOUR IS DEPRICATING FUCKED UP BEHAVIOR I KNOW TOMORROW WON'T BE A DIFFERENT DAY…

- FEW GUYS FLAKE (They just won't answer the phone because my jokes got OVER the limit) - Promise Fuckers (Always there is a person who says we can meet and talk… have a chat… tommorow or today and it comes the time and the guy says… " Sorry but I am busy"… "Sorry… I don't know … don't worry"

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- Wanted Fuckers


(HE comes when he needs things… he is ready to give you something but still when right time comes… he disappears so WHAT TYPE OF FUCKER IS THAT?)

I ALWAYS STUDY STUFF IN SOCIAL DYNAMICS… WATCHING MOVIES… TV SERIES AND READING BOOKS I JUST WANT TO BECOME THE BEST POSSIBLE VERSION… BUT IN SUCH STAGES THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DON'T GET JOKES (In my opinion this people are fucked up)… THEN THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT THE ALL PROGRESS WHICH I HAVE MADE IS BECAUSE OF THEM… …

And LIFE IS like that when somebody says have fun… hAve a great time in being an adult or even don't forget the child inside you…

This advice doesn't get you any near to having a life which you enjoy.

It's enough misery people say that Steve Jobs died from saying that each day is his last… but this isn't possible to kill him… if it's possible why:

EACH DAYYYYYYY MISERY GOES COMPILING IN MY LIFE IT LOWERS THE CHANCE OF GOING OVERVOT AGAIN? PEOPLEEEEEE ARE A BULLSHITTERS… SAYING SOME FUCKED UP SCREW UP SHIT…

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I AM JUST AFRAID OF NOT DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT


… I CAN'T WALK ON THE STREET ON THE SAME OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND THEN THERE IS A PERIOD IN LIFE WHEN YOU DON'T GO THERE FOR FEW MONTHS AND THEN YOU COME OVER AND STARTING TO CON IT …. NO NEED TO BE A COLD FUCKER LIFE ISN'T GETTING BETTER … MESSAGE TO ALL PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT THEY GONNA GET UNFUCKED ONE DAY…

IN MY CASE… TODAY I AM ALIVE - GREAT I HOPE TOMMOROW DIE - WISH


Comedy: And Or LIFE? By DeYtH Banger

Life is fucked up program some mosquitos bite you when you are out and one moment comedy from laugh gets to anger and screaming up to sadness.

I am just afraid of life getting into repeation it's ain't fun when you cycle throw the same shit shit over and over.

I HATE PEOPLE WHO TELL AND SAY THE SAME STORIES OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND THEN START BLAMING YOU FOR WASTING THEIR TIME.

OH COME ON… IT'S AIN'T FUN THE SQME JOKES OVER AND OVER THE SAME STORIES OVER AND OVER. SCREEN WRITERS - ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE GOT A MESSAGE ACTORS - ARE PEOPLE WHO EXPRESS THINGS OVER AND OVER AND GETTING PAID FOR SUCH A DUMB JOB.

One moment life stops and shitty thoughts start to come out. 1) Other's People blame 2) Shame 3) Pain 4) Misery


I AM FUCKING SUFFERING FROM GETTING CUT FROM A PERSON WHO HASN'T SHOWED ME ANYTHING AND THEN OFFENDING MY BEHAVIOUR 10000 TIMES BY DIFFERENT WAYS THEN THE SAME DUDES DON'T KEEP THEIR PROMISES AND THEN THEY BLAME PEOPLE LIKE ME.

So does I suffer So does thy suffuer

People always dissapoint others… their creatures who are wasted fuckers breaking rules just to get more from what they have.


Comedy: Suffering By DeYtH Banger

I have been on this planet for a long time… always trying not to take risks and obey what mom says… Getting punished for good behaviour - By them being not serious… how fucked up is when some person promises you to return the taken money from you? Or how fucked up is when you try to Live up to somebody's expectations and in the end you making few people along the way ashamed.

I feel pressure… I feel the fucking pressure!

I DON'T LIKE LIFE, LIFE AIN'T COOL… FIRST TO OBEY SONEBODY'S RULES… THEN MY FRIENDS… RELATIVES AND FAMILY MORALS AND MY LIFE GOES TO THIRD PLACE!?? … DON'T ASK ME THE DUMB QUESTION WHY MY LIFE WENT WASTED… HERE IS THE TRUTH I WAS AFRAID OF TAKING RISKS BECAUSE IF I TOOK … I THOUGHT THAT I AM GOING TO GET PUNISHED… THIS HERE IS DAILY ROUTINE TRAUMA… I JUST WANNA WAKE UP AND START BEATING UP PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME SAD AND FEEL WORTHLESS… I HAVE A VALUEI HAVE A LIFEI AM FUN GUYI HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE WHOEVER I WANT … And bad behavior by getting reminded all my bad behavior from before…


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…. - Not really in the same order …but when you start conversation with such type of guys… They don't leave you… to say your argument… they don't give a chance to your back up story… so …. Me: "Okay… Here is the proof of my side…"He: "okay"… Me: "Did you check it out?"He: "No… I don't have time" - The problem in my case is that people repeat them self + they want you to do stuff and they don't do what you suggest for example they suggest you movies and you watch them in a period of 2 weeks time… (So much


time you spend if they give you 10 movies you watch something like a 12 everyday… and after two weeks you are ready)… then you suggest once they watch the movie… then there is a period in which they suggest you to do that and that… but they don't do your part of the deal. JESUS IS A WORTHLESS FUCKER… IF I AM IN THAT STATE BEING JUNKIE … SO DOES HE AND GOD TOO


Comedy: Money By DeYtH Banger

Once you got money high enough you start feeling like you are God… like nothing can stop you… You get so brain fucked that you gonna piss or cum on somebody's food.

You feel superior…

What you need few guys who don't have money… and you have something like 40$ and you are already superior. You gonna try to manipulate those poor guys… you gonna use all types of net to get them and pull all kinds of magic tricks out of your pocket by using money.

Note: You son of a biatch… living a life is nothing more than a selfish choice made from creatures who are stupid enough to think that they have what to give.

It's so foolish from their side… … So the story goes like you all were poor but few of you got a chance to get few more "$" by doing stuff that your mom won't approve and look yourself being selfish going like you are the big deal and you got 40$ it's not too much If we look it straight away.


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Life a shitty fucker… execute and obey….


Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 1) By DeYtH Banger

Come on and come on… you just don't get it… You don't fucking get it… you are saying that you are getting it… you got the idea… you know what it's about… but not really know what you know.

You are confused by itself is a depricating behavior.

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Here is the truth you fuck… you don't get it you moron… you ask questions… no need to deep the shit.

…. So comedians like me throw a joke about daily life so to go throw it.. Life is a hypocrite and nobody WILL tell you the truth, everyone got a story we could start from movies up to song writers up to newspaper shortstories and list goes. It's like endless orgasm…

Nobody in your fucking life is going to help you with your life… not in manner of saying: "You are good.." "You are doing great…" "Great… keep it going…"


"Awesome…. Great.." - Life is hard and you never get the push of positive… living in negativity it's like being all your life under a cloud of rain.

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But stIll people like Raphie May … Chris Farley or John Pinette or Robin Williams all this fucks are dead some of them people say that they have died naturally… but I doubt about it… there is something bigger… there is whole big conspiracy. …

So this fucks were telling jokes as a job and now they are 15 meters below us… I call this a good day with a bad karma.


Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 2) By DeYtH Banger How does life look from here? How are you? And Is it a good question "How much years old are you?"

… The mind always bothers around information like a Crazy Russian Guy, what mind needs it's material… give it enough and your mind will start fucking with you.

If you go with positive life you can't negative… let's be honest to remove your anxiety and limits in discussion… Which means to have the ability to say: 1) Insults 2) To Express yourself 3) To be Confident 4) And etc

You need a whole tail of negative BULLSHIT.. . It's going to put you down but if you have grown up with it you gonna get the ability to control it.

And now who is fucked up? Nobody says that people are fucked up…, one son of a biatch started to


shout on the phone… for no reason at all … I am calling to clear up shit he is going with… "AREEEEEEEE YOU CRAZY…. I CAN'T TALK NOWWWWWWW…. I JUST CAN'T TALK NOW"… this shit is fucked up and If I start living with such type of people… I am going to end up on the list with 30 Pounds weight.

Why nobody makes jokes about this kinda of

A shit… It's a vicious circle and it's an example of plot line with hell of a twizzles, sizzles… it's very twisty.

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Nobody knocks on the door at 05:01 am and says: "Life sucks… but you mother fucker you going to stay here for a very very long time…"

- Life is not pernamemt …, one day a disease knocks… and in just a one moment it knocks you out.


Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 3) By DeYtH Banger

You wake up and you go to bed with breathing in and out….in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out. That's what and life is… this here is a metaphor an extraction.

Nobody can help you if you are in depression, - Life is meaningless

(ALL type of thoughts which are in your mind go to a negative path… your mind is build with bricks of "-" one moment so much "-" negative builds and builds and it starts to destroy you inside… That's how a depress guy feels…) Note: And that's what my life looks like, each day I crack a joke just to go throw pressure… it's too much without jokes and comedy life could be a place of crying and sadness…. Instead of laughing!

- Food has lost it's taste (People have gone and food doesn't have any type of taste in this stage.)


- Life is not anymore fun (People when they grow up… they start giving more and more fuck start reading ton of material and wasting their life.)

P.S. - It's fucked up… I got 4 meetings which were supposed to be today… and it went like … the first one happen… the second one was on the stove but in the end it ended up into the junk yard. Then it came a new suggestion and I had a meeting… Dinner with a friend… trying afro food and this got canceled… in the end of the day.

- Life sucks if you get depressed it's mood swinger style… Imagine fucking dead body in real life depression ot's like dead but you are alive.


Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 4) By DeYtH Banger

What's bad about not believing in God? What's bad about not trusting the bible? What's bad of not being religious?

So life goes on like a corruption If I don't believe in God because I got information which is pretty reasonable… How can I believe in God when the bible says sex, gays, racism are bad stuff and I have seen people who believe in God and are sinners if we look it from this perspective.

Note: Yet all believers are wasting theit time to pray to invisible force which never plays in the playground.

P.S. - So look how fucked up is life, most religious people are sad, secondly… no answer of prayer and third people get easily offended and how good is that? Nobody is really tough…

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The whole thing is like talking or creating an invisible friend and start talking to it… It's creepy shit … it's like a demon... has possessed your body…


Cracking a jokes makes life more than a drama and crime… it add ups some comedy… but still this the most longest show ever launch on TV. It's not good to waste your time with something which doesn't help you with self-improvement. What type of fucked up race is: - We are going out tomorrow! (Tomorrow comes and the offer is out of the line.) - We are going to go out… (Said before 2-3 days) (The day comes… and goes like… "I am busy") - I am going to give you a call (Oh god you fucker… the day comes and you are gone what type of fucker are you?)

- I don't know when (What type of fucked up guy should you be of not knowing when you are comming coming back to my country)

Note: People always say one shit and other shit comes in the way… So here is the thing - I will kill myself… but it's getting as dagger as a double edged sword.

P.S. - This dude wanted to have fun… , but life is a controversial show with pleny of rules in case you start compiling this shit have in mind this tip.


Life will … Is a fake promise no rules can be ever applied. - DeYtH Banger

I don't like God… I just don't like the shitty story behind that moral fucker. …. HEY JESUS KISS MY COCK


Comedy: I SUCK = They Suck by DeYtH Banger

Come on they suck... all day listening about their bullshit stories: - How are you? - What did happen? - This don't do it? - How are they? - What if it didn't happen?

- How are you? - What did happen? - This don't do it? - How are they? - What if it didn't happen?

- How are you? - What did happen? - This don't do it? - How are they? - What if it didn't happen?

- How are you? - What did happen? - This don't do it? - How are they? - What if it didn't happen?


- How are you? - What did happen? - This don't do it? - How are they? - What if it didn't happen?

- How are you? - What did happen? - This don't do it? - How are they? - What if it didn't happen?

- How are you? - What did happen? - This don't do it? - How are they? - What if it didn't happen?

- How are you? - What did happen? - This don't do it? - How are they? - What if it didn't happen?

- What's your name? - How old are you? - You are too young! - Have you ever played basketball? - Go and build muscles ....


- What's your name? - How old are you? - You are too young! - Have you ever played basketball? - Go and build muscles ....

- What's your name? - How old are you? - You are too young! - Have you ever played basketball? - Go and build muscles ....

- What's your name? - How old are you? - You are too young! - Have you ever played basketball? - Go and build muscles ....

- What's your name? - How old are you? - You are too young! - Have you ever played basketball?


- Go and build muscles ....

Statements and questions... always fucking around, people are having fun but never calculcating it... come on... they passed 12 years of school and now they go to parties go and give all their money... but never think about the next day... what type of fun activity is that? ... So the thought is: "Today I gonna have fun... tomorrow let starve..." "Today money doesn't mater.... (Few Days later) - WHERE ARE THE FUCKING MONEY?"

People always pissed off ALways fucking around...

And I suck... I suck in being a nice guy listening to morals... this is the most fucked up thing which you can do in your whole life... sucking and sucking morals and then what? OBEY IT OBEY IT

... And really why no-one does ever call and be direct... stop with this indirect game.. going around topics which say and imply that this person have interested but let's be honest all this shit is false and in the end we all play that fucking dull game...

NULL IT!


NULL IT! NULL IT! NULL IT! NULL IT! NULL IT! NULL IT! NULL IT! NULL IT! NULL IT! NULL IT! NULL IT! NULL IT!


Comedy: Being A Biatch Or ACTING LIKE IT!? by DeYtH Banger

What you need the most now is.... one rope... put it over your throat and

GO FOR IT GO FOR IT GO FOR IT GO FOR IT GO FOR IT GO FOR IT GO FOR IT

It's a rational decision... no need to listen what others are saying depression and stress are state which are move-overs... which are going to help you make the best choice ever you have ever made. I am tired of the bullshit story - I don't have time, so if you don't have time make some... ... In my Life I spend and make time and create stuff in yours... you invest and invest and then you seek it... you fucking want it back ... but you AIN'T GONNA WANK IT THIS TIME

1) Once done 2) Twice done 3) Tripple done ... and you continue and now you want to fuck more around? Fuck your game


Fuck your life

And the creator destroys you... by dieing... natural

... Life is the most fucked up thing which you can get inside... the curtains are down and the game goes and goes and goes and the best one beats in this game... how fucked up is this?

This is the best scenario which you can get over... you want it... you gonna get it ... So most people come here on this planet and : 1) I want to be rich 2) I want to be famous 3) I want more action movies 4) I want more toys 5) I want more money 6) I want more space

But hey you fucking biatch are you ready to give some value to this world... you can't only fuck around... by wanning and wanting and banning and vaning and all this fucked up words I want to ask you why life isn't random as fuck?


Comedy: Life Sucks and Nobody Tells You That by DeYtH Banger

Did somebody yesterday or today... came and said to you life sucks and all your expectations are going to get underground.... Below 15 meters of soil... down there... that's life how it gets in you in the end... you get in below 15 meter in a coffin. And the most ironic thing is that people celebrate this day by crying and saying things like - I am sorry wasn't there for you... - How could this happen... - Life could be better... you and me we know it very well... - You are a grown up man... you didn't needed to go so far...

All people wanking... and wanting... and needing you... and crying and acting like a biatch. After all it didn't went their way... if it doesn't go their way... this is a reason to make them angrier... But the best thing is when you die... this is a celebration... in which you are invited and your body exposed and no any type of signals are needed... - How cool is this?

...

The song could go and on and on and on... the same is for life... suicide is the best choice you got now in your pocket... people tell to other people to play with all their cards and why not now they don't play and with the last card which they got, it's something like a


Ace... but down and up it's written "Die you BIATCH"

- So here is the thing which I have learn from life... Life can beat you up Life can fuck you up Life can screw you up Life can make you feel miserable ... But if life says you that ... Buckle up and do what's needed after all this is going to be your prom night... did you had such celebration in life?... Yes

OR NO?

Look my comedy is horrific... I write something and then I put it in horror... because it's gets in horrific levels....

This fucking assholes could go with... (About you): - He made the right decision... (P.S. - We both know that this isn't true.. .you don't think the same thing as what you are saying...)


- He is a fucking asshole... (Note: I fucking love this compliment... another example of ruining my day... do you know that I hear you and see you?... Or if this is not true... the bible is fucking wrong and the last thing which I want to add... lies end up in making Jesus sucking my dick...) (Note: After all... I am non religious person and I can say all type of shit and I don't need to get punished... life is a hell... another blow of offer won't be bad idea as for now...) - Hey... wake up... son... I am sorry... I am sorry... please wake up.... Wake up son... (....and now is my turn once... having the chance to ignore you wake up and sorry's... I am very tired from that crap... don't ask yourself why I am here... it was the best investment I have ever done...)


Comedy: Life As Whole by DeYtH Banger

Always giving a fuck - For that - For that and that - For what and so - For why and who - For where and when - For How and ...

Always caring life is a selfless fuck.... we all give a fuck I have seen myself in such type of circle. Caring: - For others - For nobody's - For things - For stuff - For people - For related people - For relationship

and one moment you head is buckle up with too much fuck then it comes the data... which I call "Important as fuck"... which is a data which your mind you wants to write down. If you are writer your mind always wonders around information and for better scenarious... my life went so fucked up that I started using chess... and playing deck cards for metaphors. ... My mind as a writer always got what to tell one moment is good thing


other... it really fucks you up... you could be not sleeping and all day thinking.

Like: - What if I didn't did that... yesterday? - What if I did that? - Why did I got bullied in school? - Why people start to ignoring me? - Am I enough funny and joky? - Am I enough the person I want to be? - Do I know enough? - Is there any type of reason of being here? - Is it possible people to be selfish.... (In theory... yesterday I got beaten up... my mom wasn't even paying attention to me... and what if I just tried not to talk to that girl and go with my father out... whe he was still alive?... Bullied been in school isn't even funny... it's a long-term pain it always fucks me up when I come back to the old days stories... People stopped answering my calls... stopped wanting to see me out and started just in a polite way saying "Go fucking else where..." - Have you ever felt that?... It's a cold feeling... it's a feeling which you feel but nobody says anything which means... they don't say anything for me to quit or so on and so on... but the way they behave you can see and feel that they don't want you... Have you wondered why this joke didn't went well? ..> Have you ever wondered why you are out of jokes... in my world... I wonder... I am not always smart asshole... funny guy one moment ... I am so much under the soil that I am like a animal... a biatchy animal... who gets pissed off anything...) Note: And life continues no data can help you skip this hell... the hell wants you in there... and nobody really wants you in heaven... - I don't think people are selfish... - It's fucked up that I want to kill myself... it's the most arrogant... selfish decision ever taken from me


.. It could be not questions... it could be data or things which you say and with minutes and seconds it gets to somewhere bigger and larger... my brain and totally ruin you... I have so much data... ... S t a r t i n g From seducing women up to man... up to manipulation and con-crime... and I am just a normal guy or AM I? ... So life is a selfish decision but not the most, selfish one... ANd they want to roll the game and nobody even give a fuck to the noobies....


Part 2 ....


Comedy: I HATE People By DeYtH Banger

Always telling a BULLSHIT story… always wanting and promising. WHERE… WHERE YOU FUCKING WANKERS ARE YOU GOING… WHERE ARE YOU PLANNING TO GO?… COME ON YOU SON OF A BIATC H... BOSSES… NOT ANNOUNCING REPRESENTING ANY TYPE OF STATE.

I am not hungry for BULLSHIT stories… This is like getting high from spirtuality. Where are this people are thinking they are going to go… With always making noises….

CONCLUSIONS ARE PARADIGM OF NPRMAL PEOPLE… BUT THIS FUCKERS IN REALITY PLAY IT HARD WHEN THEY ARE ALONE. EXPOSING THEIR BODIES IN SOME KINDA OF BRICK ROOM… WITH A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT… WATER COMING RIGHT FROM THE A METAL WITH A HOLE…

AND DID SOME BODY TOLD YOU THAT THESE FUCKERS CAN'T DO ANYTHING FROM GENRE HARSH ENVIROMENT (SORRY FOR MY MISTAKES… DEAR APOLOGIES TO ALL SON OF A BIATCHES…) DID SOMEBODY FROM THEM TOLD YOU THAT THEY LIVE IN CONCRETE BOXES ALSO DRIVE CANS ON THE ROAD WITH GAS INSIDE AND AS LAST IN THE AIR FLYING CANS WITH GAS.

AND REPEATABLE FUCKERS


DUMB SCOTLAND FISHES


Comedy: Florry aka Worry By DeYtH Banger

I really worry for everything… - For Good - For Money - For people - For Jobs - For gadgets - For family - For classmates - For my phone - For other old folks - and etc … Dear, GOD… IS IT LIFE ALL ABOUT WORRY AND ANGER?

….

PEOPLE RE-PRESENT LIFE WITH THIS QUALITIES … EMPTY STONACHE PLENY NOISES AND BRAGGING ABOUT LIFE


Oh god why people re-present themself as smart‌ Why their behavior goes on rampage???

I am atheist and all believers Fuckers.. . Deserve kissing asses of all enemies.

SorryTheRocksWeren'tVeryPreciseThan Ever


Comedy: Dickson By DeYtH Banger

Who said that comedians are dumber?…

THAT'S JUST NOT TRUE… THIS IS NOT FUCKING TRUE ..

CONSTANT TRAUMA CONSTANT LIES CONSTANT OF BEING FAKE CONSTANT OF BEING IN A STATE OF EXCUSES.

You deadly Fuckers and condescending fucked up asshole with blowhorn around your snoring like a deadly fucker. Comedians are the people who improve life of ordinary people.

WE KNOW, WE KNOW… READING AND LAUGHING ALOUD… AS A CONDENCENDING CHATTY FUCKER.

All people lie and what IF PEOPLE GO SHORT?

FAKESNESS AND REPEATABLE FUCKERS …

DEAD AS NOTE


Comedy: Scarcity of Sacrafices by DeYtH Banger

What's wrong … ?

CAN'T I JUST DO IT… SORRY FOR BEING SO SHORT… I HAVE FETISH OF BEING MORE ANALYTICAL… WHILE I PLAY WITH MY DICK

I was just in deep depression… what did really happen?… Oh god did she said "Hi"? To me or she doesn't know me?

"Oh thank you…" for passing me the drink…

THE WISER FUCK GETS WISER THAN EVER… I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT RELIGION AND FAITH COMMUNITY… I LOST MY FAITH FROM STRONG ARGUMENTS… IF SUCH RELIGION OR THING CAN BE CONTRADICTED AND SHOOKEN BY LOGIC THEN WHY AT FIRST PLACE TO SACRAFICE MYSELF?

I KNOW THE EFFECT… I WAS ZERO MINDED FUCK… WE NO ANY THOUGHTS… I JUST DIDN'T HAD WHAT TO SAY OR WHAT TO TELL… SORRY FOR CUTTING YOU OFF… I AM NOT SURE WHAT TO DO?


People … like me can't survive… not because knowledge… (It's satanic dimensional thought… but what?)

OHHHH GOD I KNOW HER AND THEM… WHAT NOW?

JUST BE SILENT… DON'T RUIN THE DEVISION … DON'T FUCK AROUND .. SHOULD I BE SILENT? …

OH GOD… I AM DOUBLE FUCKED!?

I KINDA LIKE HER. I KINDA INTO HER


LIES AND LAYS OF GROUND SACRAFICED FUCKERS!


Comedy: Ain't Fuckin By DeYtH Banger

IT'S SO CALLED G-SPOT… OR THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL IT IN PORNOGRAPHIC MOVIES… THAT'S WHAT BIG BOYS PLAY AND THAT'S WHAT GIRLS HAVE FOR GROWN UP MAN.

I just hate all types of fucks…

- Sir fuck - Sit fuck - Jump FUCK - Hood FUCK - Pity FUCK - Hoodie FUCK - Faith FUCK - Self Fuck - Butt FUCK - Fat Fuck - Slim FUCK - Duck Fuck - Gut FUCK - A-X-Y FUCK - Com FUCK - Set FUCK - Zet fuck

AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON… I AM SCARED OF ANGRY AND MAD FUCK S.. . I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND THEM… THE VIBE BY ITSELF… IS ENOUGH FOR ME TO CONVEY WHERE I SHOULD GO


- Why do you walk? - "I think fast… They want me out… And I even act as a speed fuck… the list is not over… they just denuse my offer by itself it's 24:00… and I am going to sleep fuck from state of sit and pit fuck."

- "Oh god… oh god she is angry Bastard… NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT IT… JUST ANGER OF SELF RICHEOUS DEPRESSION… I JUST CAN'T COMPREHEND HEADACHE AND SELF FUCK THOUGHTS…"

LET'S TALK

I KNOW HER AND I KNOW THEM

I KNOW THAT I GO OVER THOUSAND CONCLUSIONS AND TOPICS… BUT FUCK YOU… I AM HONEST NOT NICE … I AM JUST MYSELF…

SEND ME MONEY!?

ARE WE REALLY FRIENDS!?


Comedy: Sorry By DeYtH Banger

Yeah I am fucking sorry for offending your God and your religion…

BUT IF YOU TAKE THIS AS OFFFENSE GIVE ME SOMETHING IN ADVANCE?

- DUMB CUNT - FUCK CUNT - FAMILY CUNT - FAITH CUNT - CHRISTIAN CUNT

If my mind gets bothered by "Sorry" , "Apologemistic" and "Apolegetic Excuses" - Then I am totally fucked.

I WAS …. I WAS JUST EXPRESSING… IT'S ONE THING TO DO A KILLING IN A PRACTICAL WAY AND IT'S ANOTHER WAY TO KILL IT THEORTICALLY.

THIS DUMB CUNTS… FUCK MY DAY… I AM NOT INTERESTED IN HANGING OUT WITH LESS MINDED PEOPLE… THE DEFENITION OF DUMBER IS NOT UNDERSTANDING CONTENT.


- I am accepted "YEAH… YEAH… NICE GO… GO AND TRY… CONE ON I PIT SELFRICHEOUS LESS HONEST FUCK .. I DON'T WANNA GO BECAUSE ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION… BOTHERS MY MIND…"

I thought that I am free.. And I got a free will But I have never been religious specimen… I SELF HATRED FUCK! I ain't going to routine fuck… …

You ain't my friend…

And why not out with me?

You got sad?

You ask me about your age? … Come on go over it… why you don't say

"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I HAVE BEEN ON THIS PLANET? … 26 YEARS LIVING ON THOS PLANET


If my math is correct *227* *760*… hours on this planet… I doesn't mean you more wider and clever

- You don't read books - You don't watch films - You smoke weed

And you got a self abligatory behaviour… … Fuck like you beliefs in God?

… Weed fuck Dumb fuck …

You can do it…

Listen:

I got ya… I am your real friend and I got your back


SOUNDS LIKE A CONDENCENDING FUCK

LIES AND BULLSHIT

THEN AND THAN AS EVER NOR WISER… I DON'T PUT MYSELF AS WISER AND YOU CONDEMNED FUCK YOU PUT YOURSELF AS WISER …. …

I SAID "I AM SMART" - BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY HUMAN AKA MANKIND EXPRESS ITSELF FROM YEARS up to NOW.


Comedy: School by DeYtH Banger Yeah, yeah, yeah fucking school starts for some people who are born in 2000 ... it's their last year of school for others who are born in 2001 (One more year of hell or let's see two more...)... for the people from 2002 (Three more years...) 2003 (Four more years...) 2004, 2005, 2006 (Five More years, Six more Years and Even 7 more years of hell).

SO THE FUCKING LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON... I JUST FEEL LIKE I NEED TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS SYSTEM...

It really doesn't help anybody from school to get adaptable behavior... so when you finish school... you really don't know what bothers around the corners... if you want to know you need to spend few more years like 5 or 4 years of reading books and watching movies and films and TV series... Just to get a glimpse of the world... but in the same time isolation and getting deattached from people doesn't make you feel great for yourself... doesn't make you to find sense... it fucks you life more than ever.

SOOOOOOOOO, IT WENT LIKE THIS SCHOOL FUCKED YOU FOR 12 YEARS YOU WENT OUT... YOU GOT FUCKED BY LIFE AND NOW YOU ARE FORCED TO LIVE AND TO WALK AND TALK AND SPEAK... AND EXPRESS YOURSELF

SORRY... NON RICHEOUS... DEADLY BIATCH... I AIN'T GOING TO THAT


ROUTE!

Life really has it fucked up routes... some religous fucks try to put you in religion on your way to life...

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO, IN NOW YOU ARE ONCE FUCKED BY LIFE CONFUSED AND NOT SURE TO GO AND NOW DOUBLE SHOT... DOUBLE FUCKED... NOW SOME FUCKING CULT WANTS TO JOIN IT... AND YOU GET MORE CONFUSED.

ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, REMEMBER... REMEMBER... REMEMBER... YOU GOT A FREE WILL, YOU ARE FREE... YOU CHOOSE...

Life fucks you over and over... school doesn't teach you to get into life and improves you life it just ruins your life...

- YOU WERE HAPPY - YOU ARE GREATFUL - YOU ARE CURIOUS - YOU WANTED MORE FROM LIFE - YOU WERE OUTSTANDING

You go to school and you find out that no need to be happy... you need to be miserable as fuck, no need to be greatful... don't you see people are suffering... no need to be curious or outstanding... - SUCH FUCKS HAVE DIED LONG TIME AGO...


SHUT YOUR MOUTH FILTER YOUR WORDS AND GO ON IN LIFE


Comedy: Shallow by DeYtH Banger

Life continues, no lie about that... school is comming no lie about that. For some people life is going like hell for others another year of hell and for the new born babies thinking that they are going to get somewhere with this school system.

YEAH... YEAH... YEAH... I KNOW THAT... I DO THAT.... I DOING THE SAME SHIT WHICH YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT...

Okay, and fast question why are we talking about a topic about which you and I know the beginning and the ending?....

COME ON... COME ON... YOU SLUMBER... SLIM FUCK... SLIM FAT SHADY GUT FUCK... WHY ARE WEEEEEEEEEEEE EVEN HERE ON THIS TOPIC?

COME ON... COME ON... YOU SLUMBER... SLIM FUCK... SLIM FAT SHADY GUT FUCK... WHY ARE WEEEEEEEEEEEE EVEN HERE ON THIS TOPIC?

COME ON... COME ON... YOU SLUMBER... SLIM FUCK... SLIM FAT SHADY GUT FUCK... WHY ARE WEEEEEEEEEEEE EVEN HERE ON THIS TOPIC?


Did you know that Americans always swear and insult... in each setence they got something like "Fuck", "Shit', "Damn", "Dammit", "Mother Fucker", "Holy Shit", "Holy Mother Fucker", "Asshole", "Bitch"... and also British people speak more politely and their insults and swearing are formed into a more nicer behavior.... words like "Bint", "Blooming", "Cobblers", "Cad"....

THIS HERE IS A FACT... . AND HERE IS SOMETHING WHICH ISN'T A FACT... PEOPLE ALWAYS CHANGE... OLD FUCKS ALWAYS FUCKING AND YELLING AROUND, YOUNG FUCKS COMPLAINING ABOUT LIFE AND HOW THEY NEED TO GET BETTER LIFE AND HOW THEY DESERVE THAT AND THAT... AND WHAT BABIES ARE GOING TO LEARN FROM SUCH DESTRUCTIVE GENERATION?


Comedy: Mastur (Master) by DeYtH Banger

Nope, nope... I am not fucking interested in today to go to work... today I am free... it's a day off...

FUCK YOU... FUCK THEM....

FUCK YOU... FUCK THEM....

FUCK YOU... FUCK THEM....

FUCK YOU... FUCK THEM....

I didn't practice this which you are reading... I just got down next to my computer sit down and used my mind and my fingers to create something out of the air and here we got it.... so this can be something like a scenario....

AND AS i SAID


FUCK YOU... FUCK THEM....

FUCK YOU... FUCK THEM....

FUCK YOU... FUCK THEM....

FUCK YOU... FUCK THEM....

I am not trying to fuck around... facts are left aside what I bother as for now is a information which doesn't contain any type of facts and it's literary nonsense. Look it from this side people hate me because I always joke around them... I always got something to say and tell and write about... ... YEAH... YEAH... YEAH i GOT THOSE DAYS OF NON-LOGICAL EXISTENCE AND WANTING TO TAKE MY LIFE... BUT THIS IS ANOTHER STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME.

Once I was out of what to say... I really didn't had what to say... it wasn't some type of trick or something like that... I just lost data..... the world is build upon data and there is pleny of content to joke nowadays I need something like a 2 days research and this research I can use it for a 5


days...

LOOOOOOK, YOU FUCKING LUCKY BASTARDS I HATE TO REPEAT MYSELF, I HATE LIFE AND I HATE ALL OF YOU.


Comedy: Mastur (Master) (Part 2) by DeYtH Banger

I watch pornography from footjob, blowjob, feetjob, titsjob, tits fuck, big dick, big cock, deep pussy, deep throat, sloopy blowjob, fingers job, bondage, hardcore, softcore.... I just watch it over and over and over and over.

THEREEEEE ISN'T ANYTHING BAD ABOUT IT... I JUST DO IT MOMENTS WHEN I NEED... TO BE HAPPY... LIKE MOMENTS OF DEPRESSION, I DO IT IN MOMENTS WHEN I NEED TO GET CLOSURE... DO IT... IN MOMENTS WHEN I NEED TO RIGGLE DOWN THE DANGGLE.

BUT STILLLL IT'S NOT MADNESS... BUT THIS OLD FUCKS NEED TO DIE... THEY ARE PUTTING PRESSURE UPON THE NEW GENERATION AND THE NEXT GENERATION AND THE PRIVIOUS ONE GENERATION....

Look it's amazing to seee the whole dick going to a mouth of sweet hot babe and then watching a footjob and in the end there is reward for this slut.... white fucking reward.

LET'S SUM IT UP... THIS SLUT IS OLD ENOUGH... TO PLAY WITH THE GROWN UP TOYS... THERE IS DAGGLE INSIDE THE PANTS HER ACCESS IS GRANTED...


....

SOOOOO.... SOOO DEAR... SLUT... BIATCH... AND WANKY BASTARD.... BE PATIENT AND IN THE END YOU GONNA GET THE REWARD.

Okay... okay... I am going to be honest... I like to laugh at people's beliefs... I like to be arrogant and I like to throw all the times jokes... once I start rolling the game... I just go to insanity. I am so fucking damn MAD FUCK!

People are religious and use religion as excuse to torture and to kill people... people do pleny of sins... you got religion... so there is allowance of doing sins...

DOOOO ONE... TWO.... THREE... ALL PEOPLE BELIEVE IN THAT... ALL PEOPLE DO SINS... SO RELIGION IS GOING TO SAFE THE MANKIND.

Bargodastic work is bothering around the corners on internet... all types of screw up and fucked up content.


Comedy: Jealous By DeYtH Banger

Hello, rigid fuck, dumb fuck and holly mother of God. I am not a religious type but let me tell you something.

LIFE IS BULLSHIT AND EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT OR BRAGGING ABOUT IT… IT WON'T MAKE YOUR LIFE HAPPY… ALWAYS BEING UNHAPPY BECAUSE OF EVENTS WHICH HAVE HAPPENED… WILL HAPPEN OR HAVEN'T HAPPEN… THIS WHOLE CONCEPT IS BULLSHIT… RIGID FUCK. I really don't have what to say… you can stop the whole stage act right now or even stop reading. I ain't gonna judge you.

ALL TYPES FUCK IN THIS WORLD EXIST… FUCK IT, JEEZ FUCK, FAT FUCK, SLIM FUCK… THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON… IT DOESN'T MEAN SOMETHING GREAT IS GOING TO COME FROM THIS WHOLE GAME.

I thought today I was going to do something… Like getting a new friend… going out with new people… socializing new types of fuck, cleaning old fucks… Calling the guy who gives me tips about life… but in reality it happen this:

I WAS OUT WITH A FRIEND… ON MY AGE MENTALLY FUCKED AS ME.. GOING OUT AND BOTHERING THE SHADOWS… BUT HE ISN'T ONLY FUCK WHICH I GOT MY LIST… I HAVE AND OTHERS FUCKERS… SPIRTUAL FUCKS - WHO THINK THEIR WAY IS BETTER, THEIR LIFE IS GOING TO GET CHANGED, GOD IS GOING TO GIVE THEM CHANCE IN HEAVEN…


BUT LET'S FACE IT… I DIDN'T CALL NEW PEOPLE ON THE PHONE BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID OF FOUNDING OUT THAT I AM GOING TO GET REJECTED… AND ABANDONED FOR REAL… THE TIP GUY… I DIDN'T ANSWER HIM… BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID OF MY OPINION ABOUT LIFE.

… Life is trauma of constant challenging and killing old fucks character. I am not trying to be genius, smart, clever or funny… I am just realistic!


Comedy: Jealous (Part 2) By DeYtH Banger

Okay, I am jelaous… Out there… there are fucks who don't answer my phone calls… there fucks who ignore me… who try to decline all types of requests.. done by me.

IT ALL SOUNDS THE SAME… WHAT TYPE OF HIS HAS CREATED LANGUAGE? (DONE VS THAN… VS DAN… THERE VS THEIR…WHY VS LIE) LANGUAGE SO HOLLOW AS FUCK!

Yeah… yeah… as I said once I gonna say it and twice I am jelaous from people who... FUCK AROUND AND GOT EVERYTHING… I FUCK AROUND NOTHING… BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE UPON TO LAUGH.

So today I was ignored?

… WHY? Lie?


When? … Will?

Not sure… the whole thing that we discussed is sick as fuck.


Comedy: Suicide and More by DeYtH Banger

So in reality you can't talk about everything, there are some limits... you can't joke about killings, rape, murder, fucking, sex... and then it goes further... race... skin colours... nationality... and where should we go?

HEY... . HEY... HEY... SELFLESS.. WEED FUCK... COMEDY DOESN'T HAVE RULES... I JOKE... AND THAT'S MY JOB... I CAN GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING... AS FOR YOU... YOU CAN'T GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING!

Now a ripless... fuck comes over me and says "Tell the rape joke...".... "Tell the rape joke...".... "Tell the rape joke...".... "Tell the rape joke...".... "Tell the rape joke...".... "Tell the rape joke...".... and I am like "WTF... now in the middle of so much people I should tell the rape joke... wtf man!????"

WE CRY ABOUT SOME OF SON OF A BIATCHES... LIKE OLD FOLKS... THIS PEOPLE ALREADY GOT IN LIFE... THERE WERE ON THE RIDE... WHY THE FUCK WE BOTHER IN CRYING ABOUT SUCH PIECE OF SHITS???... oLD FOLKS... YOUNG FOLKS... RAPE VICTIMS... WHY EVEN BOTHER A CRY?

So I am kinda of fucked up all the time thinking and now... this... he wanting from me to tell in front of so many people a rape joke?... How fucked up are you? ...


DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T JOKE ABOUT SUICIDE ALSO?.... JESUS... GOD... NOTHING FROM THOSE LINES CAN ENTER IN YOUR JOKES? ...

So how fucked up should you be... to have the need and the crave to kill yourself... or let's kill your character... and we are on the time and they are smoking weed and won't bother time and when life takes their life... life will do the same drill.


Comede: VLiar by DeYtH Banger

Do you have the thought like... you have already said that?... you have already done that... or what next to say?... The first 2 questions are great... but the last one....!???.... Little bit SHAVY

LIFE IS A RAZOR AND RIGID FUCKER... YOU ALWAYS THINK THAT YOU KNWO EVERYTHING AND NO NEED TO LEARN MORE... BUT WHEN YOU FACE THE TRUTH... WHAT YOU REALLY KNOW IS A SMALL amount FROM EVERYTHING.

ARE WE REALLY FRIENDS? ARE WE REALLY GOING TO DO SOMETHING? ...

I never said that I think I am "Clever"... or "Smart" or "Intelligent"... I just think of myself as a person who just "Do stuff" and "Did stuff"... One moment I just want to take other people's moments... but what I am now reading isn't really taking a moment... it's like wasting time.

YO LARRY, LARRRY... LARRY KING... GO MORE PRACTICAL DON'T BULLSHIT PEOPLE WITH THIS BULLSHIT BOOKS.

I am using a tactic... which other people use in my case people lose closure with me with other people... they get closure.


SOOORRRY... I CAN'T HELP YOU WITH SUCH A OVERALL OPINION... WE NEED MORE DETAILS AND AS JORDAN PETERSON GOES... THE DEVIL LIVES IN THE DETAILS...

HEY, DEADLY WITLESS... FUCKER... HOW MUCH TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO SAY THIS... THE "Devil is in the details????"

So now I am facing reality... jobless... fucked... screw it up... and I thought that I was going somewhere... False hope, false dignity and life continues it doesn't bother to ask me how is going

DOWN THERE, DOWN THERE... FUCKER... VAGUE FUCKER...

Look when you are observant and good in thinking... the best proffession for you and to get away with it thousand of times... and continue over is to be a comedian... all comedians get away with pleny of stuff... but remember the crowd is rough... everything is raw and life goes on.


Comedy: Why? By DeYtH Banger

Why people want to solve problems? ... They have pleny of problems they want more.

PEOPLE ARE FUCKED UP... FULFILLED UP TO THE TOP WITH PROBLEMS AND WANTING MORE... IT'S LIKE A VICIOUS READER... HE ALWAYS WANT ONE MORE BOOK AND HE IS SAYING... I AM GOING TO BE READY WITH ALL OF THIS BOOKS....

Here is some vindictive truth.... NOOOO... NOOO YOU AIN'T GONNA BE READY WITH ALL OF THIS BOOKS/AUDIOBOOKS/TV MOVIES/TV SERIES/PROGRAMS/COURSES AND SO ON AND SO ON... IT'S JUST TO MUCH... IT'S CONTRADICTING YOUR POTENTIAL.

I don't want to fuck with people...I am enough fucked often go home after get few times stalked by creeps outside... when I am home... aka safe zone I just get prepare for the sweet shit.

PORNING THE WORLD, SO MUCH PORN, SO MUCH PROBLEMS ... JUST NOT ENOUGH TIME...


Comedy: Rape by DeYtH Banger

It feels like I have already talk about this topic, I am not sure if I am going to be again on stage... will again have the same job? or will I lose paranoia... because nowadays I have paranoia on different levels about differents stuff, paranoia on people, paranoia of losing people, paranoia of getting abandoned... and really let's face it there isn't time in our pockets.

HEY, DEEP LIP BIATCH... GO DIGGIN... GO DIGGIN... TIME IS IN OUR MINDS AND SLUTTERS AND WALLOW IN OUR HEADS...

Yesterday or today... I am not sure... because it started yesterday the stage thing and it finished today the morning... I am afraid of losing the whole acting thing... but let's go to the top stuff... I made peoople... laugh I made people to be interested... should I talk how everything happened on or not?...

NOTTA AND GONNA ARE THE NEW STAGE DOPE OR LET'S SAY THIS THE NEW PHRASE WRITTEN BY ME AND DIRECTED BY RSD JULIEN... I HATE THAT SLUT FUCK, I HATE THE SLIM FUCK AND I HATE ALL TYPES OF FUCKS WHO HAVE DISGUSTING THOUGHTS ABOUT RAPE.

Everyone got a talent, rape talent, gag talent, gig talent, silent talent... everything could be set up in category talent. I am sorry I couldn't come today... but how far should we get?


Does people hate me really? Am I really doing something in this world? Are people really interested in me?

I AM SORRY, A KILLING OF CHARACTER IS MY POSITION AS FOR NOW... I WOULD LIKE TO KILL ALL TYPES OF CHARACTERS AND GO TO THE BROAD NATION OF REALITY. IT'S NOT SOME TYPE OF LIE OR ILLUSION... I HATE THOSE OF TYPE OF DOSES... ...

Smart people, are fucked up, fat, slim, lip... and biatches!


Comedy: On Opinion by DeYtH Banger

You got it wrong... all about comedians and horror.

FIRST YOU FUCKING DEAD, TRANNY FUCKERS AND SLIM AND FAT FUCKS WHO THINK CAN SURVIVE IN THE JUNGLE LIKE BEAST ALL OF SHAME DOOR. FAGS, GO DOWN YOU FUCKING FUCKERS!

Comedians are people with opinion if you think you got a opinion about something you have read something you have gave a thought about it and you want to get away with the whole roofie shit... the best pleace for you is to go on the stage and to become a comic. Comics are people who can get away with pleny of topics and stuff, I have said once I gonna say it twice... it's true and it's a real fact.

ROOF FUCKS, SLUT FUCKS... AND FAGS... ...

ALL THIS TYPE OF GOD DAMNIT...

It's some kinda of curse of remembering pleny of stuff or everything... it's kinda of curse to have a fetish of details... some people like feet others


nails others foot others fingers others buts and all crazy other fetishes... life is always changing... people change so and their likes and dislikes. If you ask me... I don't like feet and foot because they are dirty and I don't want to have anything to do with those type of stuff, nails under them there is some dirty and disgusting stuff... no wanna touch or smell or taste it... it's sick as fuck...

YOU SELF-RICHEOUS FUCKS... I HOPE YOU GOT MY POINT... YOU SELF OBLIGENT FUCKS... SELF HATED FUCKS!

Horror... horror is the genre who shows you the unknown... and it helps you to cope with harsh moments in your life.


Comedy: Society by DeYtH Banger

People with ideas rule the world... people with opinions die underground or on the stage but if they get too far don't think somebody is going to tap you and say "Bravo... bravo..."... most likely you gonna get some wrong pills and die from drug overdose.

THE WORLD IS GETTING COMPLEX... IT'S NOT EVERYTHING ABOUT MASTURBATING.

Everyone nowadays have an opinon, but the future is going to be like people without opinions the more and the more generations get brought to this world the more dumber they get.

NOWADAYS OUT THERE... THERE SOME SICK FUCKS WHO CAN'T HOLD ANYMORE WITH DRUGS AND THE TRUTH AND GO TO SERIAL KILLING AND MASS MURDERING... IT'S NOT ME THE PROBLEM, IT'S NOT YOU... JUST ONE MOMENT IN LIFE YOU SAY "ENOUGH"... AND YOU GO INTO KILLING.

So most people supress the truth with alcohol and drugs the more younger you get into that shit... the more you grow the more fucked up you get. It's not good or great...

PEOPLE CAN'T COPE WITH THE TRUTH... MOST PEOPLE GET IN THE DEPRESSION AND SAY THAT IN THEIR LIFE THERE IS NOTHING LIKE THIS SHIT, THEN THERE IT COMES PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOWHERE SUCCEEDED AND TELLING STORIES TO OTHERS HOW TO SUCCEED AND NOW THE BIGGEST QUESTION WHO SHOULD WE LISTEN?


The ruth and rude... fuck I am the more better for you is to adapt this world... I have been watching comedy for a very long time... comedy is now part of my life... it's like I started in watching this shit before 2-3 years... probably it's not really a long time... probably I am wrong... okay...

Comedy helps me to cope with the truth...

I AM UNIQUE AND PLENY OF PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE LIFE LIKE MEIN... TO LIVE MY LIFE... BUT IT'S BIT HARD TO HAVE SUCH LIFE ON YOUR BACK... COME ON... FIRST OF ALLL YOU SHOULD BE READY TO LAUGH ANYTHING IF PEOPLE PUT YOU IN POSITION DECAPITATION YOU SHOULD BE READY FOR THE THAT....

So let's roll it over people smoke weed and cigars at age of 11 years old... I have even seen and more younger generation... people at age 1819 are fucked up as hell... hookah... cigars... drugs.... alcohol all this sorts of substances to supress the real life.

They don't want bother life, They don't want to bother worry, They don't want to bother sadness, They don't want to bother truth, They don't want to bother .... etc...

BUT IN THE OF THE DAY... THERE ISN'T ANY TYPE OF HOPE OR PRAYER WHICH CAN SAVE YOU... LIFE IS GETTING FUCKED AS MORE WE GROW... PEOPLE ARE JUST NOT STABLE FOR LIFE!


Comedy: Gender By DeYtH Banger

I HATE Bulgarian people, I HATE their language… their alphabet and their people… from their community. I am not trying to be self-hatred… self-selfish or angry guy.

BUT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS… DON'T GET MY POINT.. I AM TRYING TO EXPRESS MY OPINION.. AND LET'S CUT THE DEAL ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Shemale or male?.. Female or boy?… Or a girl? The whole concept is shady, let's go on…

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO RECOGNISE A GIRL WITH A LONG HAIR VS GUY WITH LONG HAIR… WHAT TYPE OF NATURAL SELECTION IS THIS?

THIS IS FUCKING MUTATION… ONCE THIS HAS HAPPEN DOES IT MEAN OUR VIEW OF SEX SHOULD CHANGE?

I even saw a girl or a female not sure about this with short hair… COME ON… COME ON… THIS NATION IS GETTING CRAZIER THAN EVER… LOSING PHONES AND GETTING UPSET AND LITTLE BIT WORRIED IS JUST THE BEGINNING OF HELL.


NOWADAYS I AM NOT SURE ON WHAT SHOULD I HAVE HARD COCK ON WHAT NOT… IT JUST HARD…

People say life is simple… but this is nothing compared to what's happening the previous 20-30 years on this planet.


Comedy: Jester By DeYtH Banger

Yup… yap.. .yap.. .this is not my real name… DeYtH… but this doesn't mean that I am going to kill the character which I created.

CONFUSED AS FUCK… CRAZY GUCCI MOTHER FUCKER…

You could go deeper and spend your next few months in searching… who I am… what I am doing… what next I am planing and so on and so on.. .. probably I am not a cyber God or cyber security specialist.

YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING PRICK… GO FOR THE FUCKING BLOW… I AM NOT GREATFUL… I WON'T GIVE RESPECT TO YOU EVEN IF YOU WERE THE LAST MAN STANDING ON THIS PLANET… I AM AN ACTOR… DON'T THINK I AM GOING TO USE ENVIROMENT BATHROOM.

MONK IS OVER… I MEAN I FINISHED THE TV SERIES… NOW I AM KINDA FUCKED… MAINLY BECAUSE NOT SURE WHAT NEXT TO FINISH AND HOW THIS FUCKING HOLE TO GET FULFILLED?

SO I AM KINDA OF LOONER, GOT DISSAPOINTED SEVERAL TIMES, WENT OUT WITHOUT ANY TYPE OF PROGRESS AND PEOPLE LAUGHING ME LIKE I AM STAGE CLOWN…

I am kinda fucked… mainly because I never had a chance to solve the riddles which I was getting from life, not sure about context or content.


But being mentally fucked is the same position as getting physically fucked.

Books have been for me never enough‌ one more won't be bad idea‌

Repeation, Repeat, That's what I most hate in life!


Comedy: So Then? They promised to call me... no further calls I am getting from this agency... I was soldier... back the past.... back in old days... but let's face it I am fucking liar and the whole thing is manipulation.

OHHHHHHHHHHH, GOD... I WAS GOING TO CONTINUE READING THE BOOK ABOUT MANIPULATION... UNTIL EVERYTHING FACED REALITY... THE WAY EVERYTHING IS SAID IT MAKES ME FEEL TO THINK THAT EVERY CHAT OR TALK IS A TYPICAL FORM OF MANIPULATION... unconscious, conscious IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER... IT'S HAPPENING... AND IT'S GOING INTO ACTION.

So when people start to hate you and start getting jealous, envious... that's the moment when they start to screw up data for fucking sake.... "he was with a girl".... "he is a prisoner..." rummors are spreading around like disease. What people are supposed to do with shit like this?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, GOD MY MOM NEVER DID TELL ME THAT MY LIFE IS GOING TO END UP IN MANIPULATION AND LIES ... BEHIND BACKS OF SUCH SHIT. PRICK, BRICK PRICK, BRICK PRICK, BRICK PRICK, BRICK PRICK, BRICK

I just can't call them or her... I am worried... I am not feeling great... it's not really worth the patience and what am I doing?... what should i do?... I am not stable, I am shaking... I am upset, worried... it's more fucked up than ever you think.


So genius people fart, dumb people don't think, and what's so funny about this whole concept?

I am fucking depressed in straight level of anxiety I am experiencing... I can't call or tell somebody... because I am worried aobut not ruining their... day... it's not my favourite thing which I like to do... I don't want to ruin people's days..

NOPE I AM NOT SURE WHERE I AM HERE... IN THIS BOOK... NOPE AND AS FOR THAT AND FOR THAT AND FOR THAT... OH I GOT IT HERE... NAAH... I AM NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN READING... READING BY ITSELF IS MASSIVE WASTE OF TIME.


Comedy: Me After A While By DeYtH Banger I hate myself to be honest, I know the way now I am going in life could be whole other level 100%.. better… The Way which I have choose n is just mind FUCK.

SPRITZ FUCKS, PRICKS AND TO ALL HATERS.

I am not really sure… what class should I take… is it enough as for what I know and why people buffer information… and in the end they become data "junkies"….

All people think that they are going and need to do something with their life…

WHATTTS THE FUCKING PROBLEM OF NOT INVITING ME?

THEN… EVEN PEOPLE BEING INTO CONFLICT RANGE + ANGER… + HATRED AND WHY PEOPLE JUST DON'T COME ALONG AND INVITE ME?

Buuz, snooze hatred… killing ain't gonna stop… people won't stop bitching… and the list continues and continues… we all trying to be fresh or that's what my mom said to relief my anger on the other way said… to stop my anger.


SO SLICK… SICK SLIM BITCHES… THIS IS HOW MY LIFE IS GOING FUCKED UP PEOPLE CREATE PARANOIA IN ME… THEN COMES A CRAZY SLIT FUCK… STARTING TO FUCK WITH MY LIFE… THEN THE BULLSHITTER… WHO BULLSHIT YOU ALL AND NOW LIFE IS GOING LIKE A BOOK… I JUST FINISHED A BOOK ABOUT MANIPULATIOM AND IT MADE ME THINK EACH CONVERSATION HAS A GOAL TO MANIPULATE PEOPLE. SO MY ADVICE TO ALL PUPPETS IS JUST STOP ANSWERING MESSAGES… JUST STOP… JUST FUCKING STOP… ONXE STOP THE MOTHER FUCKER AKA THE MANIPULATOR DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING IN HAND HANDY TO MIND FUCK YOU.

All people make and create promises. . Bullshiters come and you see them as friends… but they ain't your friends…. They say and agree with you… they help you to clean up harsh stuff… but they ain't got your privillige back or head…

People hate me… because I got talent and they don't

SLICK AND SLICE A DONG… SHOUT ALOUD MOTHERFUCKER AND AS LAST SCREAM WITH YOUR MAX LEVELS OF VOICE TONALITY "I AM A MASS MANIPULATOR…"…


Comedy: Why as Lie? By DeYtH Banger

I hate males… I hate their smell when they get sweaty… I hate their opinions and this stinky bench of meat in their pants… I am not a gay to be honest here… I have seen cocks… PLENY on the porn sides and mine… it makes a bunch of them.

AND TODAY I WENT LIKE "HE IS A MASS MURDERER"… "KILLING SPREE"… "MASS RAPIST"…

I got it wrong… I just didn't gave a thought… he got it wrong… It just went in this direction.

"Money going seperate places… not having fun is part of life."

The moment you take life serious in all levels you are mind fucked and "Where is that fucker?" I am not trying to be funny it's already overblown persona… Probably far with being honest… I won't get… He said he had an "Ex Girlfriend here…" Okay what now? … I am not sure about words…

HE IS WHOM TRANSLATES FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS…


I went in total moment in life… just eating and living… life is boredom of freedom of expression.

I JUST DON'T GET IT WHY TWO FUCKS GET CHANCE TO GET BETTER LIFE AND ME… I STAY HERE LIKE A JUNKIE WHO DESPARATE NEEDS MONEY SO ALL ROPES ARE IN MY HANDS…


Comedy: Bozong Of BOTHER By DeYtH Banger

On the record… I hate my mom… I just don't like it.. org has nothing to do with her fuck buddies… uhh.. . Uhh… I just said it. SOOOOO BOOOOZE OF BIATCH HUNTER Life continues… it doesn't matter where you put the line… everybody is trying to send messages around the world… that he or she exists… but come on you fucks not everyone can be on the spotlight.

I AIN'T FUCKING… BUT PEOPLE LIKE DRUGS..LIKE ALCOHOL…. AND THOSE HERE ARE THE SUBSTANCES WHICH THEY USE TO SUPRESS PLENTY OF THE TRUTH ABOUT LIFE.

They did said "Where is that "Guy Name""… They say that because they don't anything from that guy… he is silent… and listening… living around the shadows and corners… in the end… I am that person… not really proud about this shit… because I am constantly changing topics… from one to another.

I AM FAST AND FATTEST FUCK EVER! It's a test… so we can assume it's test lie… I am not sure as for people.. . Are they going to buy this book… suppression and stress… reality and truth… should I be rude? I am not trying to fuck around… brainwash people or to manipulate


people we all get our roles in life. IT'S SAD THAT IN THE END YOU FIND THAT SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT… PRETTY SHORT THE WHOLE MESSAGE… THE HAPPY FACED BIATCH… DENY MY REQUEST AND AM I CREEP?

I am not trying to be a slip nigga SLUT.. .or shit… I am just trying to go throw life without snaps… most things which I do in life I don't do them on purpose…

SILENCE… SILENCE YOU FUCKS… SILENCE… I KNOW IT GETS BORING BUT WHAT IF EVERY MINUTE A NEW VICTIM GETS SLASHED… ONCE… TWICE AND TRIPPLE DONE…

It really bothers me… eating my sandwich… and founding an dead animal on the road… to be more exact… a dead cat…


Comedy: Soze Of By DeYtH Banger What to say next? Is the big question… because every next thing needs a back up… starting a conversation with that over there cute lesbian girl or even starting a conversation with normal girls… FUCK OFF… SNOOZE OF YOU SLUT FUCKER… COME IN AND GET IT!

It went pretty well… happy face fuck so far… I am not sure about what to do with the quotes which I am wearing… shoes… socks… T-Shirts and list goes on and on… and I just don't have money about this whole shit.

LIFE IS A CHEAP FUCK… YOU EITHER GET A CHIP IN LIFE OR THE CASHIER… FUCKS YOU IN THE END REALLY… REALLY FUCKING BAD… THIS ISN'T A LIST OF JOKES WHICH IN THE END YOU JUST SNOOZE OFF. I am not sure about what direction to go… pleasure and women brain… Time goes fast and fast… We are patient as fuck in the end the repeat fuckscare coming… and this people are doing what… I am doing… Okay… I just don't get life !… Why we get double fucked by normal group of girls… was all the laugh expression fake as hell.

LIFE IS A REQUEST. … YOU EITHER GET ACCEPTED OR JUST IGNORED… MOST CASES "SEEN".

I am not trying to go with expensive jokes… or with the cheapest… we on


a budget that's the whole the story.

THEY DON'T KNOW… THEY JUST DON'T KNOW… THAT'S WHAT REALLY BOTHER PLENTY OF MINDS. I AM NOT SURE AS FOR DID I PUT SOMEBODY IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, JUST NOT SURE… SO SIR… GO AND REPEAT ALL STUFF… THE MORE YOU REPEAT THE BETTER POSITION IN LIFE YOU GET… AND DOES CINEMA PAY GOOD MONEY FOR ALL THIS MOVIE SHIT?


Comedy: Hate OFF by DeYtH Banger

People hate me... it's not everything about opinion and misery... I kinda just can't collect my thoughts.

THE FUCKERS WERE LAUGHING AND LAUGHING... AND LAUGHING

Look guys I am not trying to be a pragmatic fucker or even a pageants. So look it from this aspect Jordan Peterson says: "The Devil is in the details…" And as I say: "The moment you take me serious… god is going to make sure fuck you mentally and physically." GODLESS FUCKERS… TRY TO MOVE… YOU CAN'T T MOVE …

I like the game of me getting offended…

SO YEAH TO HARSH YOU FUCKING MOB GANGSTER Let's organize just get it… I gonna get in levels in which you put me… so if something happens it's your fault.


Comedy: Bullshit by DeYtH Banger

I just hate people... not gay nations or nationalism or lesbian couples or kids... I just hate people... people just want more and more and more like a brag out bitch and in the end they just want everything to be over.

GODLESS... NON PRODUCTIVE FUCKERS... WHERE THA FUCK ARE YOU GOING?

WHERE THE FUCK ARE GOING?

It's not comedy... it's more likely a irony... what we need a pull up show... which makes you think that getting up in the morning early as 4:00 am is good as getting in 2:00....

UUUUUUU USELESSS FUCK... DON'T YOU STUDY SLEEP PATTERNS AND HOW IN LIFE YOU SHOULD MOVE.... YEAH I AM DEAD AS FUCK?... SO WHAT?

My favourite shows are those in which people fuck with others... no mean thing about this whole thing... it's just getting around public pressure.... there is plenty of this shit and we just need to get over it. When you are not famous like those black mother fuckers and also....

HE MENTALLY FUCKS ME UP... FUCKING MENTALLY... I AM NOT TRYING TO BE A SOB OFF NIGGA OR SOB OF WITTY FUCK...


Comedy: Bullshit (Part 2) by DeYtH Banger

It's not going to be long ride... neither a soft porn which you gonna watch in front of the TV... just shut the fuck up... and let's continue the whole story.

People just continue to fuck and fuck with others... useless conversation, useless... chats and talking... they spend too much energy to shitty stuff.

FUCK YOU AND FUCK THEM... FUCK YOU FUCKING GROWN UP FAGGOT

I hate faggots mainly because the whole process which they go is too disgusting to wanna have something with them. I hate chemistry... because it's a science in whcih people fuck with different type of elements... that's when public mutation and maladaptive stuff come from.

LOOOK YOU DEADLY FAGGOT... I AM NOT SERIOUS... I DON'T NEED TO BE SERIOUS... NOBODY LIKES ME... NOBODY NEEDS TO LIKE ME... I JUST WENT THERE AND PUT IT ON THE EXTREME.... I JUST DIDN'T HAD ENOUGH SLEEP IN MY POCKET.... + I DIDN'T GOT ENOUGH MONEY TO SHUT MY MOUTH AND YES... YES FUCKING YESS... I WENT VIRAL... I WENT FUCKING VIRAL WITH MY JOKES... THEY OFFEND ME... AND THEN I RETURN THE FAVOUR BY "IT'S MY TURN"....


I think there is something fucked up about thsi whole thing that "he is going to call me"... it sounds more likely "Nope... I ain't calling you... I just want to skip the whole conversation and go to the point of ... "Bye""

People play as dumb shit... playing sloppy with mob gangsters and in the end what? Hoooodie! ... I don't want to fuck with the goverment... I am not smart enough... I don't deny or approve anything... comedy should continue rolling.


Comedy: Expect By DeYtH Banger

When I was born.... I thought that everything which is happening in my life is going to make socily good in life.

BUT IN END LIKE A VAGUE VAGINAL IDIOT… I WAS DAMN WRONG… I JUST GOT EXPECTATIONS WHICH WERE NOTHING DOING WITH REALITY.

Okay… I expect cold… that's why I feel cold… pleasure and thoughts basically come from massive conclusion.

So what you know from and about life is from massive attacks of conclusions.

I FEEL PAIN GAINING MY BODY… I FEEL HATRED… AND I FEEL WORTHLESS… LET'S FACE IT NOTHING FUN ABOUT THIS!

Are this people really my friends?… Is some kinda fucker trying to fuck with me… it just too much stuff are happening…

LIFE CONTINUES YOU SICK BASTARD… SLICK AND THIN BITCH… LIFE A COLD BLOODED KILLER... IT KILLS DREAMS WHEN THEY FACE REALITY.

I am not wrong and I am not going the wrong direction… I am doing the same act but this times massive conclusions upon massive conclusions…


THE CONCEPT WHICH I AM TALKING HERE IS SICK AS FUCK…

When I am honest.. I am brutally honest… I drain their energy .. probably that's why I don't have money and some kinda angry self-hatred nigga is trying manipulate me… but why?

Now promising me that he is going to pay about my food and drinks but in the end wanting me to buy him stuff?

YOU SICK CON FUCK… I AM CONMAN I WON'T LIE ABOUT THAT… BUT THIS NIGGA NIGGA IS CON FUCK

This story goes like… if you start taking me seriously… nothing good from life is going to happen… nor for me or u.

LOOK I AM HONEST… I HAVE THE GUTS TO BE HONEST AND EXPRESS MY OPINION through JOKES… MOST PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THOSE KINDA OF GUTS…

AND YEAH SORRY FOR THE WORD… I JUST DON'T MASS USE IT… YOU SLICK.. THIN FUCK

Look in life I was expecting self-improvement… not to be a wanky fuck and yanking my mother for box of chocolate. But life has it's own way of expressing things.. . It's like an endless circle of rape…


I MEAN PEOPLE ARE MEAN AND GOT FAITH WHICH BY ALL RULES IN COURT IS AN OPINION… AS BILL MAHER SAID… IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT "MY OPINION HAS LESS VALUE THAN YOURS."

Comedy is the thing which I breath and get as a dope.

WHINNY TWAG, FAG.. .


Comedy: Presence By DeYtH Banger I am getting material… I just need stuff for my next jokes…

MY JOKES ARE INTELIGENT ONES… NOT ONE OF THOSE JOKES WHICH PEOPLE CREATE AND SOUND DESPARE AS FUCK.

My jokes aren't desparare.. . Their expression of anger, mad, ludicrousity, shame, anxiety and depression… My jokes are brutal as fuck because I put this in action.

SO DEAR ACTION FUCKS WHAT GENDER, GENDER, IS YOUR FUCKING GOD?

I mean really.. what gender is… why male?… Too dominant… and how female… if it was female up there It was going to ve thunder brag about bitch. I am honest… I clarity in life…

NO ENDS ARE GOOD LIFE ENDS UP IN… YOU GOING IN BED AND IN THE NEXT DAY CONTINUING WITH YOUR ROUTINE… THAT'S HOW I SEE LIFE… IT'S A CONSTANT CYCLE OF MASS MANIPULATION.

In the end of day we gonna forget about me and those all other fucks.. . Every story from written is going to go in the past… Like a walk.

SO LISTEN FUCK.. AND SHUT UP… THIS TO ALL YOU FUCKING HECKLERS… WHO DON'T HAVE OTHER JOB THAN TO PAY MONEY


TO SEE A COMIC AND FUCK HIM FOR REAL…

It's great in life exist loud fucks.. . This people who have taken life too serious… people who have been on drugs and the old generation….

I FEEL SICK AS FUCK… I JUST TOLD YOU ABOUT WHAT'S THE HALF OF ALL PEOPLE ALIVE TODAY.

Is a waste of time? Is it waste of time… that people to have opinion to be honest and go somewhere in life need drugs?

AND WHY THIS FAME SHITTY VERSION OF THE WHOLE NATION … HAVE SECURITY?

Yeah… yeah… Great you found that I exist. . With no present voice in this whole image… no narrator and presence of me… you feel every disgusting thought about yourself…

You want me… you want me to help you…

BUT SORRY… MY LIFE ISN'T GOING ANY OTHER WAY BETTER… NO NEED FOR COMPASSION


Comedy: Talent By DeYtH Banger

Got, God, God… gave me talent… you don't have talent… MILLION THOUGHTS SPINNING IN MY HEAD… PLENY OF DATA MY EYES SEEING AND MY MIND GOING THROUGH. . If you were ordinary man like me… you were going to dooze of wanting to die… Probably I am not ordinary …

PLENY… FUCKING PLENY AVERAGE PEOPLE DIE EVERYDAY… FROM DIFFERENT CAUSES…

I am sure my name is not on that list…

I have got a talent… based upon patience… being patient and even some fucked up kids.. . From fucked up town… Wanting me to be their clown…

ALWAYS WE ARE ADS ON WHICH IS WRITTE N STUFF LIKE CIGARS KILLS… PHONES KILL… BUT IT REALLY NOTHING HAPPENS FROM THIS ADVERTISEMENT YOU NEED A WORD… I NEED A SOLDOM OF EXORESSION.

I CALL WORLD A PATIENT FUCK.. . I WAS ONCE AND TWICE PATIENT.. NOTHING REALLY HAPPEN…. PEOPLE WANT YOU TO FACE PATIENCE… BUT LET'S BE HONEST WE DON'T NEED IT.


..THEY… … OH FUCK THEY…

WANT ME TO be their fucking show man… but it takes too much energy and after all… It doesn't suprise ME that some ordinary fucks use SUBSTANCES to get into life… as for me… I don't need that…

I GONNA GET READY TO FACE GOD… IN IT'S TRUE COLOUR…

I am not screaming… nothing fucked up about me is out… I am not sick fuck… I am not a guy with anger issues… I am not person who wants to be center.

I AM A SECONDERY MAN…


Comedy: Bitch By DeYtH Banger

Comedy on bits is a real bitch.

ISN'T IT STRANGE PEOPLE "LIKE" BAD AND DISGUSTING THINGS AND IN THE END THEY SAY "YOU DON'T FEEL ME.."…!??

OKAY! ARE YOU SOME KINDA WHITE NIGGA… FULL WITH BAG OF SHIT?

Look it from this side most people living on this planet right now are ignorant…

FUCKING GOD DAMN IGNORANTS … FUCKING IGNORANTS

I don't see or express myself in ignorant way… what I do to get somewhere I study plenty of POV's then I come out with few friends… and I start telling them stories around what I have learn.

BY DOING DIFFERENT TYPE OF PROCESS… I CLEAN UP MY JOKES… I FIX THEM… I CHANGE THEM… I UPDATE THEM…


Under ignorant fucks the people who get there are people who tell the same stories over and over… probably because once they have been accepted and their self-esteem is based mainly from this stories and in the same time… the same fucks are going to the same… place.

ISN'T IT SOME KINDA MADNESS???? THIS WHOLE THING? I ACCEPT OPEN MINDED PEOPLE… I LIKE PEOPLE WHO HAVE MINDS ON THEIR HEAD TO THINK… THIS HERE NATION DOESN'T NEED PEOPLE WHO ARE IGNORANT OF THEIR SURROUNDINGS!

Yesterday one guy was playing with his hairy legs… I am not a homophobic person… but this thing doing while staring a cute girl is so fucked up and conjured up… I just don't have words. I asked a girl for a location… and she was smiling while saying the location…

THERE ARE SOME FUCKS WHO DON'T GET JOKES… MAINLY BECAUSE OF LACK OF SLEEP… BUT OTHERS GET THEM AND HAVE PLENY OF FUN… …

I SOUND LIKE A BITCH WHICH BRAGS ABOUT EVERYTHING… BUT YOU DON'T GET COMEDY … YOU JUST DON'T GET IT… COMEDY IS FOR OPEN MINDED PEOPLE… IT'S NOT HARD AT ALL MAKING A JOKE.

Most comedians skip such topics like this one… but I am going to tell


you… absorb and absorb PLENY of material… you go out and start looking others people do and you make it into a joke.

VAGINAL FUCKER… GOD DAMN SICK FUCK …

This is what the stupid people say when they get without words. Being observant and knowing stuff is today's joker!


Comedy: Gick Up By DeYtH Banger

Lack of waiting… lack of presence.. Lack of sleep.

IT'S JUST NEW FORMULA OF HOW YOU NEED TO LIVE… THAT'S HOW PEOPLE NOWADAYS LIVE… PEOPLE DON'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP… THEY ARE IGNORANT OF DETAILS… THEIR IGNORANT OF PROBLEMS.

They are fucking ignorant and in the same time they live… a life… I am not trying to be a screw up guy… I am just honest…. I facing pledge of honesty.

SO BYE TO ALL PIECE OF SHITS… BAGS OF SHITS WHO DO AS WORK LIEING AND LIEING

I at least did something! So here is what happening abusive relationships are on the strike… on rampage… Looking how a girl creates damage into a male human and how male on female… this action is a constant cycle.

While we observe that just face it.. . People open their mouth typically males and they put next their open mouth a fist…

OH GOD… OH GOD… OH GOD YOU SICK FUCKS…


YOU SICK VAGINAL FUCKERS

WHAT IS YOUR BODY LANGUAGE TRYING TO EXPRESS?… You want a cock? You want to show which direction you have choose n in life?

LET'S GO OVERALL

People always trying to impress someone by using social media.. . Facebook, Instagram, Twitter all types of media which gives you a chance to express yourself.

REALITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SOCIAL MEDIA Genius inside and fucked up… screw up kid outside… just do you feel me? This here is the constant abbreviation.. . Of humanity.

SO TODAY AND YESTERDAY I WAS LOOKING AT DICKS… I WAS TRYING TO SOLVE A PROBLEM CALL "GAYS"… I MEAN… I WANT TO GET THE IDEA OF HOW THA FACK MALE PERSON GETS THOSE DAMAGED FANTASIES?

I MEAN WHAT IS IT THE PEOBLEM? HIS DADDY HAD ISSUES? HIS MOMMY WAS DAY WHORE… NIGH TIME LESBIAN? HIS FATHER HAD SEX WITH DRUGS? HE WAS SLEEPING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED?


HE WATCHED TOO MUCH PORN… AND KIBDA GOT ADDICTED TO PLAYING WITH HIS COCK… AND THIS BIG BOY… THIS SHITTY FUCK… JUST DIDN'T HAD IT ENOUGH… HE WANTED MORE… LIKE TWO COCKS DOING THE SAME SHIT.. ….

AND AS A MAN OF PATIENCE HE JUST WANTED TO TASTE SOME SYROP… AND WHY NOT TO GET IN TIME OF 5 MINUTES 2 ALMOST HALF OF CUP OF WHITE SYRUP?…

It's still disgusting the whole thing… to want to do friendly fire aka sucking a dick… nothing horny about that… dick like all others… PLENY of blood vessels… mushroom on the head and some kinda pipe with two balls and this SHITTY aka junkie produces… "Piss" and "Cum"… DID GOD WANTED TO TEST MALES?… IF NOT DOES REALLY GOD EXIST… BECAUSE BIBLE SAYS THAT THIS ROAD IS SINFUL…

But it's not their problem… it's God's Glitch… I mean God made a mistake… probably he wasn't sure what to create male or female human so… he created male while thinking about female…

AND THAT'S HOW GAY PEOPLE EXIST… THIS GOD IS VERY SLOPPY FUCKER

It bothers me the thought of what happens with male body … doesn't it make you less euphoric and more likely to lose a boner? I empathize to the female nation… I am not sure how they even are interested having to do with a stinky fuck something… THE WHOLE THOUGHT OF FUCKING… AND ORAL LOVE AND SUCKING FEET… FOOTJOB… HAND JOB.. . ALL OF KINDS OF


TRICKS OF A DISGUSTING FUCKER…

I was reading a book about the dick.. . That it has a gagging mechanism while we go for a deep throat…

I AM NOT SURE WHAT TO SAY… LESS CLOSURE LITTLE DISTANCES AND LESS SPERM


Comedy: Beck Up By DeYtH Banger

I feel you… I understand you… no need for to start rolling with dick and playing with it… Just need for that.

ALL PEOPLE HERE ARE SOME KINDA DEPRESS FUCKS… WHO ARE FUCKED UP… PLENTY OF PEOPLE HAVE TALENT BUT THEIR FUCKING PARENTS ARE IGNORANT… I GOT A TALENT… WHILE I BANG A CHICK… I CONSUME FOOD… THE WHOLE PROCESS TIRES ME Up

So the thing is that one-legend person knows the most east way out and people without teeth… know how to have fun and people with few teeths know the best drugs. AND LIFE IS LIKE THAT CONSTANT CONCLUSIONS

It's difficult always to consume data, when we live a worod of distraction… of constant distraction.. . It's not really healthy but it happens.

BABIES… ANPTHER EXAMPLE OF SLENDER ROASTED FUCKERS

Nothing is wrong with rage, anger and plenty books going hand in hand. It's comedy the show continues… filtering jokes… like a crazy fucker… trying to do something in life… wanting more from life?


HERE IS LESSON… YOU CAN'T SAY IT IN FRONT OF THE SCREEN… ONE SIT HAS LEFT ON FLOOR C-3 AND I AM ALONE

It doesn't label like good shit… when you tell to your abuser your social status and even LIEING or being honest is an example of CALLING BULLSHIT. Just face it… that's life… remove your pants

AND MASTURBATE… MASTURBATE… AT LEAST IN LIFE YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING… PUT THIS ANGER INSIDE YOUR PUSSY… PUSSY… PUT IT INSIDE YOUR DICK… YOU SICK FUCK AND YEAH BOTTOMS UP

Fuzy reading… dizzy life and life goes on… it doesn't matter as for DID WE CREATED LABEL OR NOT!? OKAY… YOU ARE OKAY NO NEED FOR THE ROUGH COMMENTS Then the God Damn sick BASTARD comming coming out nothing really to tell simple daily routines.. . Useless talk PLENY money in his pocket!

WHY THA FACK FACE YOU AIN'T ANSWERING? WHY? WHY?

ARE WE REALLY FRIENDS? DID WE GO OVERALL THAN EVER? CAN'T I STAY HOME INTO MY MISERY? I LIKE BOOKS… I LIKE FILMS

Here is one story… I am miserable person… nothing positive I see in


living and this here story is an example of no "Happy End"… I mean… I mean… I just mean… What am I supposed to do in such double sided world?

Can I do something? Can I say something?

Miserable and Smart as fuck I deny all accusation!?


Comedy: Real By DeYtH Banger Life is collection of bits of shit…

SODONOMY OF LIES AND HATRED CONSTANT REMOVAL

Slur BIATCHES gay is a collection of nation which MASS navigated of always sponsoring girls.

I call this burn off piece of shit…

CONSTANT FUCKING CONSTANT BLAME CYCLE… ALWAYS MY FAULTS… MY MISTAKES… MY FLAWS… AND LIFE CONTINUES… THAT'S SURE… MY MISERY DOESN'T REALLY MATTER…

I am going to die.. to be miserable as fuck and no need for suicide… my jokes have created very expensive bond in life. People are example of overtake BIATCHES in our language it means they give you compliment dope so to make themselves feel better… IT'S LIKE DOUBLE DRUG OVERDROSE

Sadness… depression… and over taken moments…

SO HEY MOTHER FUCKER… L8FE CONTINUES… WITH OR WITHOUT YOU…


PROMISES AND LIES… OVERTAKEN PRECIOUS MOMENTS … Depreviation and death… and now… the big now moment makes you to ask yourself the question "What will happen If I help you?" - I have got friends - I am in relationship - I am funny - I got PLENY fun with or without you - And etc … Our friendship …. Won't improve anything…

MY JOKES MAKE ME PATHETIC IN OTHER PEOPE EYES … SADNESS… EXPRESSION OF NARROW BEHAVIOR … EVALUATION AND DEPRIVED FROM LIFE


Comedy: Oh God (Part 1) by DeYtH Banger

Life is a routine…… a constant cycle… deadly circus.

NOBODY… NO ANY MOTHERFUCKER IS HAPPY!?

Open doors and chilling states of misery… Secrets and lies… truths and discovery

BRUTAL HONESTY AND HATRED…

… HIDING BEHIND CLOSED DOORS… NO SILENCE…

People wanting quietness and life… but in end getting threated as shit… you just can't expect from me anything… I am nor talented…

I JUST GOT A CURSE FROM GOD… FROM THIS SON OF BIATCH

Sorry for being honest… but being brutal it's my second name… as in movies goes and as here it's going to go…


GIRLS ARE GOING TO GO … LIFE IS SCARY ENOUGH …

YOUR MOM SUCKS MY COCK… … I AM ANGRY THAT'S ALL .. DON'T HIDE KNIFES…

BEING PATHETIC IS MY NICKNAME


Comedy: Stench Of Fire by DeYtH Banger

I just don't get people... spreading around themself with pleny of data... by itself it's articles, audiobooks, lectures, films, tv series, documentaries...

AND WHAT REALLY BOTHERS MY MIND IS HOW A SIMPLE HUMAN BEING WITH A FEMALE BODY AND FEMALE DESCIPLINE... HAS A CRAVE FOR A DICK... IN HER MOUTH?... I MEAN WHO THA FACK SENDS THOSE KINDS OF SIGNAL IN THE BRAIN LIKE...

LET'S SUCK THIS COCK LET'S PUT IT THE MOUTH GOOOO ... GOO DEEP ... PUT IT IN THE ASS PUT IT IN THE PUSSY

Ass fart... pussy fart... that how it went the most jokes with George Carlin... but if we go further... people joke about very ... very disgusting stuff... and how to laugh on this fucked up jokes?

And what's cool about dicks?... Really let's go over this topics?... What's cool about them?... The people who have those kinds of pipe are ... fucked up smelly faggots.. once a week... twice and month and as overall 24 times... in a year... those fucks take showers...


SOOOO TO BE HONEST ABOUT THIS TOPIC... THIS FUCKS ARE VERY... VERY SMELLY... AND SUCKING A COCK IS LIKE A SPORT!?

I MEAN NOWADAYS YOU GOT INTERNET IN YOUR POCKET... IN YOUR HOME... OUTSIDE AND PLENY OTHER AREAS... AND ONCE YOU GOT THAT... YOU GOT AND A TV AND PHONE... YOU CAN'T BE A PERSON WITHOUT THOSE THINGS...

YOU... YOU... DEAR FUCKING YOU... YOU CAN'T SHOW ME OR TELL OR SUGGEST ME A PERSON WHO DOESN'T HAVE THOSE KINDS OF FUCKED UP STUFF... IT'S JUST THE WAY LIFE GOES AND THE WAY MOST PEOPLE FEEL ALIVE...

So first creating an article which says "Kill yourself or life is going to kill you"... and now I am going with "Don't kill yourself... let life fuck you over.."... if you kill yourself you gonna miss the whole 40-50 years show of career in the circus... Let's go over the whole thing... people who are comedians are people who know about pleny of topics they know push up and pull ups of variety of topics... it's like a joker and wise man = comedian.

It still bothers me to think how this disgusting thing how a girl dares to put it in her mouth... after 5 minutes ... less or more.. the dick rewards the sucker with some kinda white shit... no sure what do we call this... is it some kinda of sodonomy process of digesting children... and if it's true... CAN WE PUT THIS WHOLE THING ... SHE/HIM IS... GOD OF TIME... THE GOD OF TIME DIGEST IT'S OWN CHILDREN....

Let's again go over the whole thing... the bible says or probably have the message... if spell and written and concluded correctly that we all are relatives... so far so good...


so far so good... but if true...

WHY THIS DISGUSTING FUCK... WITH MAIN AND LAST NAME "GOD"... MADE US TO THINK AND OUR BRAIN TO FUNCTION IN SINFUL WAYS AND EVEN GETTING SOME KINDA MIND BLOW FUCKED UP THOUGHTS?

Probably all of you... but I am sure one of you... it's 100000 times sure it's not me... that you had a thought of becoming the other "Sex"... to look... act.... and do what the other sex is doing...

IT SOUNDS LIKE GOD FAIL IN MAKING WHO YOU ARE SUPPOSSED TO BE ... SO TO CORRECT GOD'S MISTAKE YOU CREATED CATEGORIES LIKE LESBIANS AND GAYS Gays aka Faggots famous with putting a cock in their mouth and lesbians like... typical normal sex like a intercourse of male and female ... but shown in a way of to female doing the work of normal sex... kinda of fucked up sinful act... If I was a preacher and I hear that I got lesbians and Faggots in my church I was going to be like...

BURN... BURN.. BURN... THEM DOWN!


Comedy: Stench Of Fire (Double It) by DeYtH Banger

Nothing really happens... just let's think about it... woman wanting to put a dick in her mouth... it fucking kills my mind with pleny and even thousand of questions... like

and even licking skin and balls and making a deep throat...

so

DO YOU KNOW? Like for example - The piss comes out of there - In the end of the blowjob... sloppy or not... you got a reward - That I said reward it doesn't mean.... a good one... cum doesn't enter in that category - If it was good... it wasn't going to be put inside two meat balls ... who do the work... while playing with a pipe... which is somewhere behind two clothes... like jeans and pants... - Hairy... and cum... both of them in one setence.. it just kills the whole process of thinking about sucking a dick... I mean the person who created this idea... should be some kinda of less closure... less normal fuck... - Balls of such type of male body don't do a lot of stuff... in reality they get clean up once a week or few times a week (if their lucky enough... to get that mind fucked host) ... the pipe... doesn't do any type of work... if the minds get enough


thoughts and visualization expect the dick to grow...) - Put show this meat fuck... pipe fuck... junkie... some disgusting videos it will go down... like it has died...

Still and sstill and still hairy fuck... cum fuck... skinny fuck... how does a biatch... with well shaped body... well make up girl... wants to have this in the mouth... I am afraid even touching or going near such thing... I got one... and I am not happy about that... but biatches go so fucked up levels that they suck balls, suck pipes... do a deep throat.. lick the cum... drink pee... and the dick goes exploring female physique.

I GUESS... I FUCKING GUESS... THAT THIS FUCKING FEMALE CREATURES DON'T GET FOOD..STARVE... DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY AND AS OVERALL THEY GO TO DO THIS SHIT FOR FEW BUCKS... OKAY... OKAY... NOW I A GET IT... FEW BUCKS YOU TO LIVE... HOW ABOUT US?... I MEAN I AM NOT INTERESTED IN GETTING AIDS OR HIV... BUT GOING SUCH TYPE OF CHARITY HOLE IN WHICH INSERT MY DICK INSIDE A STRANGER MOUTH AND IN THE END OF THE WORK... I PAY HER... (I HOPE IT'S HER NOT HIM... I AM NOT INTO BEARDED FUCKS...)

Life always express itself with irony... God's greatest jokes is when he tries to experiment with you like... - Car Crash - Water Flood - Suicide - Fight (Beating up) - Getting Shoot - Getting in Jail


... God sends you a message in your box and you open it... and you do God's work... I mean... where is the subscription of this whole shit?... Once for joke and twice like... "What the fack???"... Muslims and all type of terrorist get God message... I don't get God message... I got few emails and few phones and pleny of internet and lurking around data.... no signal from God

I THINK THAT THE RIGHT WORD FOR THIS IS A DESPARATE FUCK... THERE ARE GIRLS OUT THERE... IF YOU BRAIN WASH THEM ENOUGH... AND MIND FUCK THEM ENOUGH... THEY ARE READY TO GIVE YOU THEIR WHOLE BODY... I STILL DON'T KNOW THIS SECRET... I AM BIT CURIOUS HOW DO I OPEN THIS DOOR... HOW THA FUCK DO I DO THIS?

Look it from this point... people are crazy... their mad... insane... fucked up... and life goes on... with or without you.... Inserting in the dick maggots... having sex inside of other male's dick.... dick inside another dick... and insanity goes over... over and over... it kills you...

THIS HERE IS DRAMA... DRAMA... NO STAND UP... NO NOTHING... JUST DRAMA... WHAT WE NEED IS ME... DEAR ME... A PRESENTER AND A FUCKING IDIOT...


I don't get why tha fuck a girl puts males balls in her mouh and with the other hand she plays with the pipe... doesn't this biatch have other things to do ... other things than being with desparate fucks?

and God said that fucking with bread is bad... and sinful act... act of devil... and I look now... dear now... a dick in a bread ... ready to cum in a open mouth of a whore...

PSSSSSSSSSSS... LIFE GOES ON... GOES ON...


Comedy: Stench Of Fire (Porn) by DeYtH Banger

I AM NOT A GAY... I AM NOT A LESBIAN OR SOME KINDA MIND FUCK... I AM JUST NORMAL PERSON... NORMAL GUY... THAT'S ALL

I don't get the idea of build up... fetish of pussy... thousand dicks have been inside this hole and so what's new? ... Few more aids like dose of disease

....

I am going to be honest... most hosts have inside them build up descipline of disease....

NOTHING SHOULD MAKE SENSE WHATSOVER

I am okay... we can say that for sure... but it still bothers my mind... what type of fuck you should be...to be someone who is a host and masturbating while smoking or even... sucking a cock... while smoking...

OH GOD... FUCKED UP VOCABULARY... DRUGS AND OVERALL


I like one of those girls which want more and more sex... they just want it very very bad... they are not having it with me... and keep the pussy wider.

AND LET'S END THE WHOLE THING... I AM NOT A FAN OF ENDS... BUT WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD YOU BE TO SUCK A HOST WITH A HOLE IN THE BODY? ... IT'S DOWN THERE... IT'S CALLED BIRTH DEFECT... AND SECOND OF ALLL THE WHOLE THOUGHT OF PUTTING STRANGE STUFF INSIDE YOUR VAGINA... KILLS EVERY TYPE OF WISH

DEVIL


Comedy: People By DeYtH Banger

People are fucked up… LAUGHING at crazy stuff… can't be honest and life goes on….

SO DEAR MOTHERFUCKERS… I AM HERE LIKE A PHILOSOPHER… CRAVING AND WANTING MORE

Oh god… shoes fucked up… nobody is going to tap you on your back say "Good Job".

LIFE SUCKS IN IT'S ALL COLOURS… SORRY FOR BEING HONEST… BUT THIS IS THE PLACE FROM WHICH MY JOKES COME

No Need to give a thought you disgusting fuck.. LIFE does not matter for you.

CURIOUSITY IS A SIMPLE LABEL IN LIFE WHICH YOU GET IN A STATE BEING "QUESTION AKA CURIOUS"

Life is a book fulfilled PLENY scenes of drama… some twisted words in language…

NO ART IN PORNOGRAPHY… NO ART IN HORROR… AND NOTHING IS REALLY FUNNY… BEING AT BOTH ENDS OF ROPE…


IN THE SAME TIME… World has enough time striked or fuck you over… That's life… collection of soulless bodies put together in word "person" or "persona".

I DON'T CALL MUSE OF A PSYCHOPATH OR GUY WITH PSYCHOTIC PERSONALLITY… I JUST PUT MYSELF IN A POSITION OF… OLD CONFUSED FUCK… I DON'T DO ART... I JUST EXPRESS MYSELF IN DIFFERENT VERSIONS… VOLUMES…


Comedy: Oh God (Part 2) By DeYtH Banger

What should I do? Should I live or lie? … Where should I go? …

Repeation… that's what bothers my mind… … Hatred and lifeless fuck… I am sicko PUBLISHED… PUBLISHIED… PUBLICITY

… Multi-tasking on variety of reasons…

BOUND INTO SLAVERY… ALWAYS SHOULD… AND COULD DO STUFF… I MEAN… LIFE IS LIKE A SNUFF MOVIE… IN THE END YOU DON KNOW AT WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING… YOU JUST DON'T KNOW

Tired… sodonony.. .REPEATABLE jokes and hatred…


No friendship NO RELEATIONSHIPS

The ship needs to sink

.. IT SMELLS BAD… BUT THAT'S HOW LIFE LOOKS LIKE STOLEN TALENT ... ENDLESS DREAM WITH YEARS TO COUNT … YUP YOU JUST SMELL BAD AND THIS PEOPLE WANT YOUR BRAIN…

Variety of reasons… circle of circus.. .and you hate me

NO BLAME FOR THAT

Words are constructed from multi denmations universal letters from which we conclude… sentences.

To be sad is a symbol of a weak mind. SELF-RICHEOUS FUCKS… UNBEARABLE FEEDBACK And what we are supposed to do with the sad people ..?

I KNOW… PUT THEM IN GAS CHAMBER AND BURN THEM ALIVE Congrats, RSD FUCK JULIEN


And what could I tell you about people? Greedy expression of God Selfish creatures with main character Preacher

AND PEOPLE WITH FUCKED UP JOKES IN THEIR POCKETS… NOTHING MORE THAN A HORRIBLE IDEA WENT DOUBLE WRONG IN BOTH ENDS


Comedy: Oh God (Part 3) By DeYtH Banger

People walking and walking… Never really know where and when and why are going…

GODLESS ATHEIST AND PREACHER FUCKS… BITY MENTALLY FUCKED UP

I Know one day I am going to die… nothing new under the blue sky… THAT'S WHAT THE OLD FOLKS SAY NOWADAYS

I am becoming mad… angry and crazy… again on the line between two ends…

SOULLESS FUCKS… EXPRESSIVE FUCKS...

Just don't balance anything… when God created you… he didn't make some kinda soup with eggs in balance…

THIS FUCK… THIS FUCK Made a mistake.. . Injecting a male mind fucked up fantasies about slavery upon other genres and gender.

IT'S KINDA FUNNY THAT WE SEE GOD AS DISGUSTING FUCK…


I see also myself somewhere there… hidding behind closed doors and saying stuff while on specific substances. I am not an alcoholic or drug dealer or user…

THE IRING OF LIFE IS THAT ONE MOMENT IN LIFE … STUFF MATCH UP… DEPRESSION… SADNESS AND ANGER..

And life goes like expressing anger into action… no jokes and no abbriviation... You are already stupid fuck… … Just killing… killing… creating damage…

I CALL THIS LEVEL BUILD UP BULLY FANTASIES


Comedy: Jim Doe By DeYtH Banger People call it a Jane Doe… I call it Jim Doe… this is the name they put when an unknown body gets finded.. .

BITCHES… LIFE IS A LONG RIDE… BUCKLE UP WITH LESS BEING SERIOUS

All fucks being serious in life… not cheating… not experimenting and little harsh and rude behaviour from WANKERS.. . Kill them.

NOW WE LIVING A NON STABLE GENRATION… ALL PEOPLE ARE CONFUSED… LIVING IN DEEP DEPRESSION AS SO FAR IN OTHER WORDS AGE OF CONFUSION…

It really buzzlwe all freaks and geeks here… nobody is going to pay the bill… life goes on and on… it doesn't matter if you are in the art of theater as for do you have money?… How much? …

LIFE IS AN ENDLESS HECKLER… THE PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO HELP YOU… ARE COMICS… BEFORE SUCH THOUGHT IN MY MIND WOULD BE INSANE… BUT FEW LAUGHS AND CREATING AND MAKING JOKES… IN THE END IT'S A JOKE… YOU DID IT…. AND IF YOU GET FEW LAUGHS THAT'S GREAT

They… they… fucking hate you… fucking bad… all people want be like


you masturbating upon you… on you real profile and image…

It's not pure imagination… it's reality of hatred…

OBNOXIOUS ANXIOUS NOT CALLING AGAIN … KNOCKS ON YOUR DOOR


Comedy: BLAME Fucks By DeYtH Banger

Everything is fine with all people… feeling happy going in happy life cycle…

THAT'S WHAT ALL THIS SHITLESS FUCJS GOT IN SOCIAL MEDIA AND EXPOSE OUTSIDE… EVERYTHING SOUNDS GREAT

Like a suburban fun… area . .. LIFE as whole in their life looks great…

NO YELLING NO ANGER NO FAMILY TORTURE NO FRIENDLY FIRE NO TEAM KILL Then… fucking then… a fucking bearded Muslim fuck… SLIM face dark hair… wide expression and comes and fucks the day of the people "Yup… I am trying to get throw life…"

ENERGY DRINKS… PORNOGRAPHY … DRUGS AND ALL TYPES OF ADDICTIONS HAVE INTO HUMAN BIAS MAINLU BECAUSE HAVE A PROMISE OF BETTER LIFE… CLOSURE… IMPROVING LIFE AND LIST GOES ON AND ON


I am sorry… I can't say this to you… I mean soona or later… vivid reader like is going to die… self-drown… or even commit suicide…

THAT'S HOW A WEAK MIND IN IT'S BEST WORKS AND FUCTION…

Everything is counterproductive... in the end we sum up the world

INTO LESS CLOSURE ADDICTION … HATRED FAME.. . SHAME AND LIFE SUCKS You all gonna die… that's on what I today Bet … A bearded fuck has call you and has ruin a expression of weaker mind. EMPTY…. BOTTOMLESS LIVELESS

I call comedians wise people… I don't like people who read positive Wisdom about life… all this fucks who were positive died…

ONE BY ONE… IGNORANCE…

MAINLY

BECAUSE

OF

THEIR

BIASED


Don't think:

YOU FUCKING SON OF A BIATCH YOU ARE GOING TO GET MORE FAR THAN THAT

…. Life is a shame… BLAME cycle


Comedy: Yup, Hate by DeYtH Banger

You just love it... you just love it... when you imagine somebody else hands on your dick... a women hands there... there fucking there... for you going up and down ... with the dick... putting it in the mouth and just wanting to digest you.

LET'S BE REALISTIC... IT'S PURE DIGESTION...

I hate people who repeat words and politics... and stories and just don't have what to say really to the people and then there comes the cock... and the biatch... blowjobs and handjobs are all about passion...

THIS BIATCH NEEDS TO BE PASSIONATE....

That's we all neeed, capital letters... for shouting and anger.... disturbed... and fragile and life goes on and on all pure levels.... I funny .... awesome great.... I joke about shit... and what I can't have friends?

There is a pure reason for being arrogant.. when things don't work and when promises get broken and people start dissapearing from you life... you get a kick and a punch... on your body... and once you got that

YOU ARE FUCKING... FUCKING DAMN READY FOR LIFE... IT'S TYPICAL BUCKLE UP


....

Life is short... God likes to fuck you over and over and again and again... it doesn't bother to ask you about your part of the story... you know this

MOTHER FUCKER... HE KNOWS EVERYTHING THIS PRICK IS PURE GENIUS... BAD... EVIL... AND EVEN GOOD

When we started the whole conversation it made sense... we came here to God.. and nothing really makes sense. I am nowadays like a spring runner! Going over pick-up topics...

LIKE: - HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS? - HOW TO COMMUNICATE? - HOW TO TWIST LANGUAGE - HOW TO SEDUCE WOMEN - HOW TO MAKE HER THINK ABOUT "YOU"

AND SHIT LIKE THIS... OVER AND OVER... PLENY OF TOPICS GOING AROUND... DEPRESSION, STRESS... EVEN READING 50 BOOKS... WATCHING PLENY OF STAND UP COMEDY, COMEDY SPECIALS, MOVIES, TV SERIES AND MORE AND MORE STUFF ... IT JUST... JUST TOO MUCH


In your own language... if you start reading such shit you gonna find that talking and even communicating is very... very damn hard... it's fucking hard... we don't need some kinda Dale - FUCK... to know this!


Part 3 .....


Comedy: Suicide (Part 1) by DeYtH Banger

LIFE is a weight… a big weight on your back…

IT'S ENDLESS CYCLE OF GETTING RAPE Nobody really tells you in that in further in life you gonna get in shit.

SILENCE AND IGNORANCE HATRED… AND SADNESS Nobody is really answering soulless picture… We all here… don't really have what to say… NO PROGRESS AND NO CHEATING FUCKING AND SCREWING UP Life is empty as shit… in the end I go home I take a shower and I face myself… in front of a bathroom mirror.

SUCH AN ALIEN… FORM… SLIM AND GOT MUSCLES… GOT FEW MUSCLES… BIG HANDS AND SMALL BODY… NOT REALLY AN ACTOR… BUT LET'S FACE IT BUTT TWADED TWAT… WE ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL THIS CREATURE, AREN'T WE? One black guy is saying that he is economical and I should safe money… SO HERE IS THE TIP FUCKING TWAT… I WON'T STARVE AND SECOND OF ALL GO HOME GIVE YOU MOM SOUP IF SPERM AND


LEAVE YOUR FATHER TO RAPE YOU AND BROTHERS AND SISTERS LEAVE THEM TO CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES… AFTER ALL THIS PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE LAST TO SEE YOU ALIVE


Comedy: I Did it by DeYtH Banger

MY WORDS REALLY... REALLY FUCKING DON'T MATTER... SENSE OF LOST... SENSE OF ANGER... COMPLAINING...

My style isn't hard to get... you transform your problems into jokes... that's what I do... and that's what most comedians miss to say... but here is the truth... I hate my mom she sickoo... I hate my friends they are always like: TELL IT TO YOUR OTHER FRIENDS... TELL IT TO YOUR SCREW UP FRIENDS... TELL IT TO YOUR APARTMENT FRIENDS...

I am there to throw a laugh... make people have a great day... then comes out a fucked up person who just fucks me over... and how am I supposed to deal with biatches like those?

I WANT SCREW UP FUCKS TO DIE MORE AND MORE AND MORE... I WANT MORE GRAVE PARTIES... CONSTANT WORRY AND EXPECTATIONS TO END UP ON THE GRAVE YARD... LOVELY PLACE... A PLACE WHERE CONSTANT BOTHER OF PEACE IN MIND IS HAPPENING

I had fun... little... but in the end getting ruined day... somebody waking me up with drama... hatred... anger.... violence...

AND NOW THIS TWAGS WANT RESPECT FROM ME... THEY DIDN'T GIVE TO ME RESPECT AND I AM GOING TO GIVE THEM SO EASY RESPECT?


WHY MY MOM DON'T END UP SOME KINDA A RAVE OR A TUNNEL FULL WITH DIRTY WATER... MAINLY... MAINLY BECAUSE THIS PIECE OF SHIT... RUIN MY WHOLE LIFE....

AND GOES LIKE THAT DON'T DO THAT... WHY YOU DO THAT?... WHERE ARE YOU GOING? DON'T DO THAT?... SILENCE AND SILENCE... SILENCE... WAITING ME TO SAY SOMETHING ENOUGH TIMES... SO HERE SHOUTING AND LOUD VOICE TO RUIN MY INNER CONFIDENCE IT WAS GOING LIKE.... GO THERE... GO THERE... YOU PIECE OF WOSIE... WOSIE... OR DUMB ASS... FUCK.... SHIT.... POOP.... BAG OF SHIT... AND THE CONFIDENCE WAS GETTING RUIN AND

And.. .and... and... I am going to say this word if it's needed thousand of times... so it went like inner confidence destroyed some kinda fuck ruining my morning... my middle day goes like 2-3 hours of bother about the morning then the night comes and I am like:

YUP... YUP... ANOTHER DAY LOST... TOMORROW I PROMISE TO DO SOMETHING....

Dear fucking fucks... I am fucked up... mentally and physically broken promises... lies... , hatred.... constant getting screw up in life while getting up for another punch... broken soul and life goes on and on...

GOD IS GOING TO COME OVER.. I AM NOT A BELIEVER... BUT THIS FUCK IS GOING TO COME OVER AND SAY... PAY THE BILL... PAY... THE BILLL... PAY THE BILLL... YOU SICK FUCK... YOU SICK TWISTED FUCK... AND I AM GOING TO BE LIKE ... I AM OUT OF FUNNY... YOU SON OF A BIATCH... I GOT RIP OUT


OF DREAMING... OUT OF FANTASIES... OUT OF LIFE... AND NOW YOU WANT MONEY?

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

MY MOM WAS WAITING PERFECT MOMENTS... LIKE SHE WOULD GO VERY MANIPULATIVE... LIKE TO MAKE ME FEEL THAT IF I DON'T DO THAT I AM GOING TO BE GUILTY... IF I DO IT EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY... BUT BOTH SIDES I AM FUCKED UP... BROKEN PROMISES... LIES AND HATRED... ARROGANCE AND WITTY FUCKS... I AM NOT THE PERSON WHO I WANTED TO BE... I JUST WENT RIGHT THEN... LEFT... FORWARD AND RIGHT... DOUBLE RIGHT... LEFT AND BACKWARD.... IT SOUNDS LIKE TYPICAL SEX SCENE... BUT LET'S COME BACK... MY MOM WOULD ALWAYS TRY TO RUIN MY CONFIDENCE... I TRY TO DO SOMETHING AND SHE WILL BE LIKE

DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DO YOU SEE SOMEBODY DOING IT? CONSTANT COMPARISON ... CONSTANT OF NOT BEING ENOUGH AND LIFE CONTINUES


Comedy: A Bit Odd by DeYtH Banger

People are fucking dumb... fucking dumb... they don't know what to play... there so cool games in the world... gag the bitch... (Which is put a cock inside her mouth as deep as possible and let her choke from her vommit)... choke the bitch (Which is put inside her mouth deep as possible the cock ... + put your hands around her neck)... Poop game... (If she needs to poop... put inside her a dick.... and but one of those fake ones... and don't remove it... let her cry... that's the idea of the game...) Don't piss... don't drink.... (Which is you don't let her piss or even drink water... you drain this bitch as much as possible)

CUNT GAME... CUNT GAME... CHOKE GAME... THE BEST OF ALL... SO GRAB A ASS AND DO IT... FUCKING DO IT...

I don't care about that people die...

IT'S GREAT THAT OUT THERE... THERE IS A GOD WHO WIPES OUT THIS SON OF A BITCHES... THEY AFTER ALL THEY WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING... THAT'S WHY AND GOD DECIDED AND TO KILL THEM

It makes me happy that people die... after all those bitches have familes and relatives and friends... and are in relationships... marriages... sons... daughters... people create funeral festivals when those fuckers dies... and it great... I always come to this parties... they are private once and all people are having fun... some people cry... BUT, BUT BUT... WAIT... IT'S KINDA OF SENSE OF LAUGHTER.... ... I KINDA ENJOY COMING THERE... I ALWAYS GET TO THE FREE FOOD.. .DRINKS... AND I MEET NEW PEOPLE... I MEET NEW DEAD


BODIES...

IT'S JUST THIS FUCKERS... MAKE MY DAY!

I hate people who judge... who don't see and feel the sense of joke... There are plenty of jokes... mens are disgusting creatures they poop they talk about poop... the same story goes and for women... and now we just concluded the whole society...

OH GOD... OH... GOD... I TOOK IT ABOVE THE LIMITS! BUT IF WE NEED TO BE HONEST EVERYTHING HERE IS JUST NOISES FROM MY HEAD NOTHING ELSE... AND ONCE YOU GOT NOISES IN YOUR HEAD YOU ARE READY FOR A MENTAL INSTITUTION THAT'S WHAT SOCIETY SAYS!


Comedy: Yo, It Happen... Bitch by DeYtH Banger

In africa pleny of people are dieing right now... right now... right fucking now... while you eat... drink... piss ... fuck.... cum and so on and so on... Right now... in this moment people are surfing in facebook... while you do different kinds of actives... ride a bike... drive a car.... gettig on the buss.,.. getting on the train... watching movies.... tv series.... and reading books... articles, journals... and much much more.

AND IT'S GREAT... SUFFER IS BOUND UPON THE NATION... AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK... NEITHER DO GOD... NEITHER DO DOES FUCKER...

People decline... people don't know what's misery and what's drama... and what's tragedy... and what's drama of self-repeation and how far so condescending fucker can get.

We do pleny activies while others suffer... we ignore nations and books and we say dumb stuff like

BOOKS SUCKS... THIS PEOPLE ON YOUTUBE ARE BAD... THIS IS BAD... YOU CAN TRY THAT.... AND THAT... YOU GODLESS... FUCKERS ... CONTRADICTED SELF HATED FUCKS

Some words are out of the vocabulary and out of this joy in life... but this articles and this books... comedians all this guys... dudes... people... are


pointing out what's happening...

I AM SICK... I AM FUCKING... SICK... I JOKE ABOUT FUNERAL ... ABOUT LIFE... ABOUT RAPE... THE MOMENT PEOPLE SAY I CAN'T JOKE ABOUT THAT... I JUST COME AND PUT IT RIGHT IN THEIR ASS ... YEAH... YEAH... I AM WITTY, ARROGANT.... PRICK WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO LIVE BUT HERE IS WHAT

I don't feel like there are limits... I read stuff... screenplays... I watch comedians... I read about tragedies and that's what makes my day... I am least not some kinda fuck who is sending prayers who don't help anyway...

IT'S INSANE AND VERY LUNATICAL

EVEN

THE

WHOLE

CONCEPT

IS

We use prayers for different type of things... for our own selfish reasons and then we go have sex with a stranger and we put it as a sin we go to a church and we clean up the sins so fast...

LOOOK THE WHOLE IDEA SOUNDS CRAZY AS FUCK... I AM MORE INTO THE DETAILS THAN ANYTHING ELSE....


Comedy: Suicide (Part 2) By DeYtH Banger

It's great that people feel DEPRESS and in deep stress they are… They hide their emotions like

"I AM STRONG GIRL" "I AM PSYCHOPATHIC FUCK" "I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING" But deep down… they feel the whole shit…

IT'S LIKE A SON OF A BIATCH AROUND YOUR ASS AND DICK YOU GOT HAIR… YOU CAN'T JUST SAY "I DON'T HAVE"

I like the whole emotion of somebody wanting to kill himself… herself… it's lovely concept

MORE TWAGS… MORE TWAGS NEED TO DO GO IN SUCH DEEP COOL STATE… OF EMOTION…

People need to do that… it's joyful … and delightful thing… People just feel less worthy… I felt the same once I put on my dick both of my hands.

SUICIDE IS THE BEST PRODUCT ON THE MARKET!

OH YOU DEAR FUCKS ALWAYS READING ARTICLES ABOUT PURE


HAPPINESS AND JOY AND EVEN MILLION WRITERS WRITE ABOUT THIS TOPIC…

WHY PEOPLE DON'T JUST SHIVER IT… RIGHT IN THEIR ASS

YOU EVEN SEARCH FOR THINGS TO MAKE YOU LESS UPSST ABOUT YOUR CURRENT STATE IN LIFE!???

I had a chance 3 chicks… super hot… BUT AS ALWAYS COMING WITH EXCUSES TO REMOVE ANT TYPE OF PAIN … Nothing can be sarcastic or ironical than God Making joke with you… LET'S PUT IT AS A PRANK… FULLY DYSFUNCTIONAL… MIND SCREW UP… LIFE DUCKED UP AND WHAT PEOPLE EXPECT FROM ME LESS BRAG ABOUT THIS PAIN AND TO MOVE ON


Comedy: Persona by DeYtH Banger

Nothing makes us great to feell than somebody to love us and to make us feel comfortable... but this is what society and ads and all this shit is saying.

- Buy a book it will make your day - If a lonely why don't you go and buy an escort - If you love somebody you should by a ring... but to be great... more awesome and to show your love you need to buy a box of chocolate... diamond ring and more thing... flowers

WHAT SOCIETY IS TRYING TO SAY WITH THIS MESSAGE IS NOTHING MORE THAN... "YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH"... IT COMES AGAIN AND AGAIN WITH DIFFERENT ADS... IT JUST SAYS MESSAGES WHICH MAKE YOU FEEL THAT WHAT YOU HAVE IS NOT ENOUGH... WHAT YOU ARE IS NOT ENOUGH ... IT'S GOOD THINK MOST PEOPLE WAKE UP WITH THIS IN MIND AND USE IT AS FUEL OTHERS... LIKE ME .. PIECE OF SHIT... WORTHLESS FUCKERS.... THEY TAKE IT VERY DEEP AND CAN'T GET OUT

Addiction comes because of being alone... once alone you go as far thinking that other couples are happy... that others people are with others people... this was pointed out from Marc Maron and once this happens... you just go sad and sad... depressed... and stressed... you go out to have fun you see some people making out... which really doesn't make


sense... doesn't make at first level sense...

OTHERS... OTHERS... WHAT BOTHERS ME... WHAT FUCKING BOTHERS ME... IS HOW TWO FUCKS GET INT OTHE SAME MODE... SAME MINDSET... AS FOR ME IS DIFFICULT TO GET IN SAME CYCLE WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY... MY MOM SAID "ONE MORE TIME AND I GONNA CALL THE POLICE"

It's fucked up... the person who is supposed to have my back is now my enemy...

DEAR BELIEVERS... DEAR ENEMIES... MY COCK IS OPEN 24/7... IF YOU ARE A WOMAN SAY "YOU ARE MY DADDY"... COME IN HOME

IF THERE IS EMERGENCY JUST GRAB MY COCK AND CHOKE YOURSELF UP TO THE DEATH... IT'S NOT MY FAULT... I AM JUST A VICTIM OF THIS SOCIETY.

Nowadays... people need to hear one lie enough times... one tag enough times and their conclusions are based upon this which has been said... our nation is fragile... being lonely puts you in state of wanting to compensation ... by using different types of substances... porn (10000 Gazillion videos are on the internet... right now... right... now right fucking now... thousand fucks are having sex and are uploading it on the internet...), drugs (Yup... sad... but pleny fucks here died... more likely attempt of suicide...)

YOU BITCHES WATCH PORN... TAKE DRUGS.... AND YOU WANT HAPPY LIFE... SORRY... BUT ONE DAY... AFTER A 10 YEARS OR 20 OR 30 YEARS... YOUR DARK SIDE GIVES AS CALLL... MOST LIKELY IT GOES LIKE


Anxiety, depression, stress, abandomend.... fragility, fragile mind... fragile persona.... this is all types of leaks which your dark side creates in you... and once this happens you fulfilled it with drugs and after few days... people like me read on the news "About a fuck who has taken his life..."

IT'S KINDA OF GOOD NEWS... THIS MAKES ME TO THINK THAT AT LEAST I DON'T NEED TO TAKE MY LIFE... SOMEBODY ALREADY DID IT... HE GAVE ME... FEW MORE LIVES TO LIVE...


Comedy: Okay? By DeYtH Banger

DEAR… FUCKING SCRAP BIATCHES… JOKES ARE WRITTEN WHILE YOU ENDURE PAIN… MORE AND MORE

Am I fucked up? Yes Am I screw up? Yes

I LIKE THIS FUCKING GAME IS SHORT ANSWER… SHORT FUCK

Do I like myself? No Am I white? Yes Am I sociopath? No Am I psychopath No

LIFE IS GAME OF VARIATIONS... YOU NEVER KNOW WHO IS GOING TO GET THE WEED JOINT… YOU JUST NEVER KNOW God has a way with joking… he fucks you over… by massive overall stuff… "Disease"… "Horrific News", "Horrible Ideas"…., "Horrible News"… "Bad News"… "Dead Cadavers"… "Dead Bodies"… I am screw up which just lowers the suicide rate and total "Snap" rate by -1%.

I AM DAMN GOOD WITH MATH AND I AM NOT EGOISTIC


EGOMANIAC . AM NOT Narcissistic… I AM JUST TESTING THE GROUND… BY CREATING DOUBT

With my version is over… soon… on placebo and drugs… after few days… constant of suicide… Brain injury by scale of 10… by Vision… Invisible…

EVERYTHING IS ABOUT THE WAY YOU DO IT AND WHICH CURTAI S YOU REVEAL WHILE YOU ARE OUTSIDE

Constant judgement.. that's what this snoop BITCHES need.


Comedy: Doing 'Omething by DeYtH Banger

What all people hear and there have in common?

ALL THIS FUCKERS... SUCKERS... WHINNY WANKER BITCHES... WANT TO DO SOMETHING IN LIFE

Relatives... sense of loneliness... sense of less closure that's when this fucking leeches start fucking around with the happy people so here is what happens.

A part of them become serial, mass - killers, murders... and the other part people anti-social, less social... not social... depressed... stressed... and now this

BUCKET OF FUCKERS WANT SCREW UP OTHER PEOPLE LIFES... THIS DUDES HAD SCREW UP LIFE... LET'S RUIN AND THE HAPPY PEOPLE LIFES...

Where is God? What type of "Will" is this... to apply self-destruction, un-worthy behavior... anxiety, depression and stress... is this way of God saying

- "You have 100 years stay here "-" or "+" few more or less... so to keep you alive and keep on you on track..." - "I am going to put you in torture so to have something to do..."


- Then it happens something like... Male chooses to have sex with male and Female chooses to have intercourse with female... and god's way fucking all this fuckers is saying "Don't come here... you fucking sinners..." - God is rude... evil... full of destruction... a guy who is ignorant of his damn fucking behavior and this here is not religion... but massive manipulation....

RESET FUCKER PASTORED... FUCKERS... THINKING THAT LIFE ONE DAY WILL BE GREAT BY RUINING FEW THOUSAND LIFES....

Let's this humans be fucked once and for all by introducing the new "genre" in "Sex" ... "Shemales..."

- Oh god... oh god... God for sure has a bad way of joking.... his jokes... don't worth a peny if you ask me.


Comedy: Me (1) By DeYtH Banger I am not selfish or ego-centered person… I am just me … no extended or premium versions on the table.

I MEAN… HONEST… RUDE… WITTY.. ARRROGANT When my mom starts to fuck me over … I tell her "So here is the thing bitch… duck… clean up your mouth and hands… remove my jeans… then pants and start doing it… IT'S TIME TO PAY WHORE!"

IT'S KINDA IRONY I KNOW PLENY STUFF ABOUT THE WORLD… SCIENCE… FICTION.. . HORROR

SO HERE IS THE PUNISHMENT YOU SLUT… BEND ON YOUR KNEES PRAT FOR THE COCK TO GROW BIGGER AND BIGGER AND ONCE THAT HAPPEN SUCK THE WHOLE SHIT OUT.

YOU PARALYZED FUCK CRIPPLE FUCK …

Just tell me… no more or less shouting as for now… I just want to hear


you story of how your father molested you… How your classmates were screw up kids.

And least… but not last

Tell me about your lower class behavior… The cycle of guilt => shame { } => Blame => Addictions; => Bad Habbits and the sum up = Suicide.. paranoia and death

ALL THIS SHIFT IS AWESOME… I CAN COME AND JOIN YOU AT YOUR FUNERAL PARTY…

So here is how fucked up are we: - We Eat wine and Bread which is symbol of Blood and Flesh Of Jesus - We Go to a special room with name "Bathroom"… and ones doors fully closed we put down jeans… trousers…. Pants and yellow thing comes out of the place from which babies come aka women… sperm comes aka kids… aka male… Both places are for pleasure and God's way of joking is making us remove close on auto-mode and start the yellow stuff! - We celebrate our Birthdays (The days in which we are born) - And now FUNERAL PARTY (Content: Dead Body… Worry and Sad People (Relatives, friends, collegues)… and of course food) SO YOU SHITTY GAG OUT BITCH… I AM NOT THERE BECAUSE OF YOU… I AM MORE LIKELY THERE BECAUSE OF THE FREE BONUS FOOD REWARD FOR ZERO PERCENTAGE WORK.


If you don't have good or even perfect comeback…

PRICK LIKE THAT NEEDS A SLIM THICK BASH WITH FEW BRICKS… AS HARD AS POSSIBLE.

We are not talking about cocks and tickets for the freak show… we are talking about justice!

ISN'T THIS WHOLE SYSTEM ALL ABOUT THIS? Changing vicious wheels with new ones… open minded fuckers slowly one by one getting different punishments… so to remember who is the boss. Slaughtering and killing innocent people…

- In the name of fun - In the name of God - In the name of the devil worshippers - In the name of religion - In the name of greater good … SO SODOMISTIC SCREAM FUCKERS… THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON

You can't change the inevitable, dear folks!


Comedy: Me (2) By DeYtH Banger Disease is a bother of a HAPPINESS no lies no hyprocitical about this topic. Nothing taboo here!

IT'S FUCKED UP WHEN YOU GO WITH TOPICS WITH WHICH ALL PEOPLE GO

("A" TOPIC, "B" What's happening) A: Hey B: Hey; Waaazaap; Hello; Good Morning; Wow… Hey; Oh, Hey… How is your day?… A: How are you? B: Ugha.. Bad; Ugha… Bad… you?; Fine, How about you?; Kinda Okay;

Conversation goes like this… most people know what's going on and can't feel the gut feeling of happiness and joy…

SORRY… BUT ATLEAST I AM HONEST I AM MEAN… AND FUCK YOU NO SORRY, NO REGRETS… JUST CONGRATS SHITTY FUCKER!

There is nothing special about me, I am blend in fucker… A Gray Man… I am a massive observer.


I read a lot, watch a lot…

I LIKE DETAILS… I LIKE TO GO FURTHER… I HATE PREDICTABLE CONVERSATIONS

TO GIVE OR TO CREATE REVIEWS… ALREADY DONE A 1000000 TIMES… NOTHING IS REALLY HAPPENING…

Lee Mack predictable conversations, got it wrong! Life by it's own magic way is trying to screw me up… giving me a vocabulary or let's label it in more formal way a dictionary why suicide is the best choice on my fucking plate.

SON OF GOD… SON OF BIATCHES HYPROCITICAL.. UNLOGICAL… SELF-CRNTERED NARCISSISTIC FUCKERS… I AM NOT A HAPPY PERSON… IF YOU WANT TO MARRY ME… YOU ARE JUST GOING TO GET THROWN IN HELL… BY GEETING BURIED ALIVE

If my mood is making you upset… look it from here… I am going to bend you over… because that's God's proposal.

ALL FUCKS FEEL LESS CLOSURE… LESS LIFE… LESS CONFIDENCE AND ALL SHITTY FUCKERS WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH SOMEONE


Comedy: Con Fuck by DeYtH Banger

Always wanting to do multiple taskes... and lower time and saving time and get done more in less time.... wanting to know more than a less time.

GOD CAME AND FUCK YOU OVER WHEN HE CREATED BRAIN... LIKENESS AND IMAGE

Some people just don't love this argument... WHY IS THAT?... IS IT BECAUSE IT QUESTIONS STUFF WHICH GOD HAS FORBIDDEN?

....

So we are created in his image and likess... what are the chances God to be a human... I mean look it deep down.. . this human creature... fucking animal has made a mistake... by saying something very obvious and person like me... well minded knows what this is it....

Familarity and flamebility... love and hate...

Imagine this scenario or in your case look it from here... all people go in bed, right? ... All people... get one some kinda of soft thing with a pillow and blanket? ...


But there are different sleeping positions!

THIS IMAGE SHOULD SHOW ALL TYPES OF DIFFERENT POSITONS!

I am going to make it easy for all of us and do your work... and do mein work... become 10000 artist in one body and I am going to point out some stuff... after all that's my work... isn't it?

Most cases this fuck looks like he wants to get fuck right in the ass... we can see it... he wants his body to become one in one with one more human being... he wants to be raped... Then it comes position of like he is mentally screw up kid who needs some medcine.... Then it comes poses of dominance and we gonna end the whole thing this guy is dead... probably!?

... SLEEPING PATTERNS... Is there a alive human being who wonders about this question? Is this topic already been discuss? ...


With my humorous talent... speed think and fast talking I reach levels of human conscious... which most alive fucks can't go to....

KIDNAP (abduct)

- Yeah, yeah... the kid needs a nap....


Comedy: Shitty Fuck by DeYtH Banger

YeAh,,, yeah yeah... it happen. I kinda don't know for what to talk to shit and eat and even what to fuck. There is out there pornography which is proposing the idea that males can suck other males dick which is gay thing outside pornography on the street I see gay people who illustrate female body language.

GOD'S WAY OF SHITTING IS BY PUTTING CRAP ON THIS PLANET... GREAT EXAMPLE FOR THIS THING IS THE FUCKED UP PEOPLE WHO CAN'T THINK, READ OR WRITE OR EVEN ANALYSIS DATA... PEOPLE WHO CAN TALK WITH QUESTIONS... IF NOBODY HAS ASKED THEM THEY DON'T TALK...

What bothers me at all is how this fucks exist, without questions?... In the bible is well said that knowledge is a devil work... it's well point out!

Let's come back... it's kinda funny story but pornography also suggest that humans can have all type intercourses... anal, oral, armpit, pussy and even animals to fuck them or they to sucks cocks or to give handjob....

WELLL... I KNOW VERY WELL THIS EVEN AS SO FAR AS RELIGIOUS I AM... IT WAS POINTED OUT IN THE BIBLE IN THE FIRST TESTAMENT... THIS CITIES WERE SODOM AND GOMOR AND THERE WERE DESTROYED BECAUSE IN THIS CITIRES PEOPLE ARE DOING CRAZY SICK STUFF... PERVERTED....


I am correct for the second part as for the first part... I am not religious... I see myself as a atheist... I don't know a lot of evidience around God and the bible... I know information which could be something in sort of 50-60 pages of data... I have... which is guiding me in life ... but still If I go in church or even read religious paper... don't have some back data in my mind most of the stuff are so well written that over 2 Billion people are religious that's what the data from year 2010 is saying.

I hate people with which is difficult to make any type of conversation or even it's difficult to end... like they continue to talk and talk and talk and talk and you are like

IS IT OVER? IS IT OVER IS THERE MORE LET'S END IT OKAY? OKAY? CAN WE END IT? ... ENOUGH THEORY LET'S END THE WHOLE THING

That's what's happening in your mind... but bad manners aside and good manners we should have in mind... this fucking tip make us to less control our life, to depend on others and even to stop expressing ourself.

So far, soo good... so far soo good!

It's okay if you gonna live few more years like 10 or 20... but if we are talking about rough numbers which are around 50 years more or 60 more or 70 more... Oh god... this advice is going to ruin your life... you parents are doing this but... good for them after all this world needs people who to


be nice and to obey the law.

I AM NOT ALWAYS NICE... SOMETIMES... BUT MOST TIMES... I AM BAD... MEAN... AND I AM NOT SAYING THAT TO FUCK YOU OVER... I AM JUST SAYING BECAUSE THIS STYLE IS AWESOME...

All around me are familiar faces

Worn out places, worn out faces

Bright and early for their daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere Their tears are filling up their glasses No expression, no expression


This song is called "Mad World"... I really don't get the idea... this guy is very fucked up... if you go more deeper into this song you gonna see that there is no sense at all... the meaning things is lost... is he showing that life could go like that?

...

That life is meaningless and you should kill yourself?


IF HE IS CORRECT YUP, YUP... GO FOR IT... GO AND KILL YOURSELF...


Comedy: Me (3) By DeYtH Banger

Don't expect anything from me… I am below any of your expectations.

I AM DEAD CANNED… CABBED FUCK I AM STIFF FUCK! To be more correct in this scenario we all are walking stiffs… hydrophobic… hydrogenic fucks. Give drugs, liquor and you gonna extinguish unconscious behavior.

WE HUMANS ARE FUCKED… GOT THE TAIL OF DEVIL… GOT A HAT OF ANGEL AND THE WHOLE MARKET HAS GOT OUR ASSES AND BRAINS

SO YOU SHITTY FAG YOU NEED FEW GAGS AND FEW GIGS HERE IS THE TRUTH HAPPINESS IS A SHORT-TERM THING MOST CASES YOU FEEL MISERABLE AS FUCK… TO GET HAPPINESS HIGH LEVEL AGAIN YOU NEED TO BREAK THE RULES

Life is a jaded fuck… Lose few calories… get proper diet… take it seriously and this here is advice for 30 years more to live.

IF YOU WANT MORE ADVICE… IT'S TIME TO PAY THE PREMIUM PRICE!


Yo, yo… Freak… it's time to take break… I hear your mum is calling. To be honest… my problem is that I forget stuff.. I am like A bunch of authors in one body…. NO ALL THOUGHTS GET ON PAPER ON TIME!


Comedy: Me (4) By DeYtH Banger See me as more meaner and genius… I am who I am… outrageous fuck who got a point in life.

LOW BUDGED INCOME IS ON WHAT I RUN ON

Life has a way of fucking all of us.. people with talents get a curse of other problems… people who are boring and dumb… got a talent to get around people...

THE DUMBER YOU GET THE MORE CHANCES YOU GET TO BECOME A MEMBER FROM THE CHAIN

I don't have anything against revealing more about myself as you guess and know most comedians come from childhood problems … NO different and from my childhood.

I make people think that I have the answers… but I just have in pocket just a spark from the whole truth.

THERE IS NO LEFT OR RIGHT, THERE ISN'T RIGHT OR WRONG IDEA THERE ISN'T SMART OR CLEVER LABEL THERE ISN'T GENIUS OR DUMB


All these ideas are put just to differentiate… the whole world.

Contradictions are the fun part in life… It's like SUPRISE! JUMP SUPRISE! JUMP SUPRISE! JUMP

I am selfless PRICK.. . I got a talent.

GOD SHALL EXPRESS HIMSELF, GOD SHALL THY SOUL…

The way God speaks is through fabels… and stories and good example of that is your "GAY FATHER"… Gays are SUPPOSED to females lock in male bodies… by stander.. . They are supposed to be more emotional.

BUT MY FATHER WAS FUCKING FAGGOT IN REAL LIFE NARCISSISTIC schmuck…

Look death as abbreviation in life!


LET'S ASSUME FOR THE SAKE OF THE EXPERIMENT THAT I AM RELIGIOUS…. BUT I AM NOT ….

JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT Oh God… oh mother of God… Oh Lord… this fucker has a fetish of looking at naked people, It's a perfect description of child molestor… How do you believe in such a schmuck… dear … sinful nation full of fear!?

DEPRESSION IS LIKE A INVISIBLE DICK RIGHT IN YOUR ASS ALLEY


Comedy: Me (5) By DeYtH Banger

Did I went to far.. already? Or not!???

Think about it .. Life is a constant fuck over thing. You read a book and in this book is suggested extra material… in the other extra authors… then again and again this cycle continues and continues…

You bend over ask for numbers

GOD… GOD THIS SWAG OF SHIT REPLIES 50 BOOKS

Oh god … 50 books… how far did I got?

You watch a film and in the film there are people you want to check out, things, vocabulary, words, stuff…

OH LORD WHATTTTTT'S HAPPENING?

You watch comedy special You want more from that material, you want more that shit.. . More from


that fucker You watch a commercial.. . Now you are hungry… now you want buy stuff.

IT'S KINDA HARD TO TELL YOU.. . BUT LET'S TRY… BUT YOU WON'T LIKE IT THE GOVERMENT WANTS YOUR BRAIN AND ASS? - PRETTY SOFT??? THE GOVERMENT WANTS YOUR LIFE, TIME, BRAIN AND ASS TOO HARSH?

You go in the internet for few things but you end up opening few extra tabs in which you got stuff out of you research thing… some things which got your attention while you were scrolling online and even few other stuff… serial killers, disease, books, videos, TV SERIES, movies… blogs and etc.

OR LET'S SAY THAT'S WHAT I FACE… OH MOTHER OF LORD

Pretty disturbing and very odd! … But what now bothers me isn't economy… and how this slags… SHITTY Fuckers.. . Manipupdate us into buying stuff which we don't need….


It's more likely God

Is this spiritual fucker mentally ill?… BECAUSE so far from the Bible I can say… that he changes personalities and doesn't care about his kid. We are talking about Borderline Personality Disorder and Avoidant Personality Disorder… SUCH a sloppy fucker… expressed written down in the book that God is magnificent and powerful and perfect … but few errors down the line have been made.

And how people came from clay? From soil? … Nothing more than first stage of schizophrenia disorder…

LET'S GO FURTHER!

God is very selfish person so far from what I can read from here:

"21 He is the one you praise; he is your God, who performed for you those great and awesome wonders you saw with your own eyes." "16 By faith in the name of Jesus, this man whom you see and know was made strong. It is Jesus’ name and the faith that comes through him that has completely healed him, as you can all see."

He talks about "Me"… "Me".. but As I said BPD… is making him to talk


about himself in Third Person… So let's make the cinclusion this person takes extreme drugs one of those drugs are hallucinogens.

SORRY I DON'T WANT TO FUCK YOUR DAY BUT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS SHOW

"1 “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me. 2 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments. 3 “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain. 4 “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it."

I) What a selfish PRICK he is


2), 3) - No sense at first place and at all 4) - It was said that we have free will but so far this four commandment says something beyond free will. …..

5 “Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you. 6 “You shall not murder. 7 “You shall not commit adultery.8 “You shall not steal. 5) You sick PRICK.. . You said that male and females in the begining were cursed… no honor them? "Genesis 1:27" God created man in His own image, in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them."

- My favourite part… first proving that God could be a human… and Second of all if we sent the first thing… we can't deny that God is some kinda ugly fuck… in other Words Shemale.

REMIND ME FOR A TYPICAL BEHAVIOR OF HUMANKIND … OR LET'S ASK WHAT TYPE OF DISORDER DO YOU HAVE? …

6) Not possible not to murder… when other people are having a great life or let's put it in few errors kinda of a couple 1 million universal glitches.. who gets chills when thy kill.


- God sounds like out of a Shakespearean novel…

"Thy life, thy human…"

You are such sloppy fuck!

YUP… I AM WRONG SO DO YOU!

7) Not mein fault… we got free will condemned fuck!8) Labels, Labels are the whole problem…

YOU ARE GOD AND YOU DIDN'T SAW THIS COMMING?

9 “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. 10 “You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.”

9) So what?


GET IT OVER… YOU FUCK… THIS IS LIFE!

10) You are against sex?

Ughh …. It came from boredom.. . And we shouldn't forget the main hard cock lazania character aka depression… or well known as anxiety. Multiple disorder in one word.

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"The man gave names to all the cattle, and to the birds of the sky, and to every beast of the field, but for Adam there was not found a helper suitable for him. So the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and he slept; then He took one of his ribs and closed up the flesh at that place. The LORD God fashioned into a woman the rib which He had taken from the man, and brought her to the man.The man said, "This is now bone of my bones, And flesh of my flesh; She shall be called Woman, Because she was taken out of Man." For this reason a man shall leave his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they shall become one flesh."


GOD ISN'T MODERN‌ OLD SCHOOL FUCK SO FAR!

"'Now if his offering is a sacrifice of peace offerings, if he is going to offer out of the herd, whether male or female, he shall offer it without defect before the LORD."

- So much versions it's so a confusing God.. . And what is this fetish with sacrifices?

"Now it was after this that Absalom the son of David had a beautiful sister whose name was Tamar, and Amnon the son of David loved her. Amnon was so frustrated because of his sister Tamar that he made himself ill, for she was a virgin, and it seemed hard to Amnon to do anything to her. But Amnon had a friend whose name was Jonadab, the son of Shimeah, David's brother; and Jonadab was a very shrewd man.He said to him, "O son of the king, why are you so depressed morning after morning? Will you not tell me?" Then Amnon said to him, "I am in love with Tamar, the sister of my brother Absalom." Jonadab then said to him, "Lie down on your bed and pretend to be ill; when your father comes to see you, say to him, 'Please let my sister Tamar come and give me some food to eat, and let her prepare the food in my sight, that I may see it and eat from her hand.'" So Amnon lay down and pretended to be ill; when the king came to see him, Amnon said to the king, "Please let my sister Tamar come and make me a couple of cakes in my sight, that I may eat from her hand." Then David sent to the house for Tamar, saying, "Go now to your brother Amnon's house, and prepare food for him." So Tamar went to her brother Amnon's


house, and he was lying down. And she took dough, kneaded it, made cakes in his sight, and baked the cakes. She took the pan and dished them out before him, but he refused to eat. And Amnon said, "Have everyone go out from me." So everyone went out from him. Then Amnon said to Tamar, "Bring the food into the bedroom, that I may eat from your hand." So Tamar took the cakes which she had made and brought them into the bedroom to her brother Amnon. When she brought them to him to eat, he took hold of her and said to her, "Come, lie with me, my sister." But she answered him, "No, my brother, do not violate me, for such a thing is not done in Israel; do not do this disgraceful thing! "As for me, where could I get rid of my reproach? And as for you, you will be like one of the fools in Israel. Now therefore, please speak to the king, for he will not withhold me from you." However, he would not listen to her; since he was stronger than she, he violated her and lay with her. Then Amnon hated her with a very great hatred; for the hatred with which he hated her was greater than the love with which he had loved her. And Amnon said to her, "Get up, go away!" But she said to him, "No, because this wrong in sending me away is greater than the other that you have done to me!" Yet he would not listen to her. Then he called his young man who attended him and said, "Now throw this woman out of my presence, and lock the door behind her." Now she had on a long-sleeved garment; for in this manner the virgin daughters of the king dressed themselves in robes. Then his attendant took her out and locked the door behind her. Tamar put ashes on her head and tore her long-sleeved garment which was on her; and she put her hand on her head and went away, crying aloud as she went."

- Oh God… Oh Lord… so fast throwing characters…

WHO THA FACK WAS TEACHING YOU HOW TO WRITE? BECAUSE SO FAR YOU SUCK IN WRITTING … BAD PLOT


TOO EASY NO SUPRISES WHAT'S LEFT FOR SOLVING?

WHAT MAKES ME ANGRY IS THAT THIS THING HAS BEEN TURN INTO MOVIES A COUPLE OF TIMES AND WHAT'S SO CHALLENGING IN THIS WHOLE FUCKED UP STORY?


Comedy: Me (6) By DeYtH Banger

When there is emergency God Calls you! NO FURTHER ADO! … It's like "Time for Sacrafice" "Make them Pay" "Kill Them" "Kill yourself for the greater Good" …

I call this state…

"THIS FUCK NEEDS TO BE MENTALLY INSTITUTIONALIZED"

Recently God called me… and wanted from me to put around my chest bomb explosives… I told him "You got the wrong guy…"


We always use "Oh God, Ooo God, Mother Of God, Oh Lord"… I am sure about the COMMANDMENTS but all this religious fucks, have a fetish with this God topic.

NOTHING MORE THAN A EXAMPLE OF GOD COMPLEX

The bible has illustrated the first case of Avoidant Attachment Disorder. WORRIED, anxiety, stressed, depressed, unworthiness, anger, SADNESS.. . Oh god you wonder what are you experiencing? Life… FUCKING LIFE!


Comedy: Gentle Suicide By DeYtH Banger

Oh Lord… Crystal son of a bitch… You are trying to fuck over genius people?

GUN IS LOADED… BULLETS READY TO STRIKE INTO THE FACE… BODY OF TALENT…

God is one ugly fat Shemale fuck… If we are created by his image and looks… It means that in reality he is a depressed fuck… PSYCHOPATH.... bhaa.. syndromes and disease are his way of making fun at you…

OH YOU PIECE OF FLESH… YOU SCREW UP… TRY TO GET OUT OF THIS THING… CAN YA?

I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU 30 YEARS MORE LET'S SEE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO!

FEEL GUILT FEEL INSANITY FEEL ANGER EXPERIENCE NEGATIVE AND POSITIVE EMOTIONS THY LIFE TO BE MORE FUN LET'S PUT YOU MORE ON THE TRACKS OF NEGATIVITY


IT WASTES TIME IT FUCKS YOU MENTALLY AND IN END LESS CLEAN UP FROM MY SIDE

God is arrogant, DEPRESS fuck… If he is like me... God have the talent to punish people by making them do sinful acts naturally and then he creates the illusion that this acts can be removed.. .

JUST BY VISITING GOD'S HOME

The interesting part about God is that he and his home are invisible which makes this whole thing you need a doctor…

DIAGNOSIS… MASSIVE RATE OF RARE TYPE OF ILLUSIONS ESCALETED HEART RATE OVER THINKING AND NON-STOP CONSUMING HALLUCINOGENS…

Punish… Rehabilitation 20 years… solid isolation

GOD IS A GOOD FUCK HE HAS A GOOD SIDE… HIS HOME IS ACCESSIBLE AND WHEN HIS WAY OF FUTURE PUNISHMENT WILL BE BY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION

Be excited.. . The line is going to be long and he has already job. LET'S GO BACK TO THE TOPIC SUICIDE IS GREAT THING… I


APPROVE EVERY PART OF IT…

IT'S A GREAT PROCESS IT MAKES THE MAIN CHARACTER AKA HOST TO SACRAFICE IN THE NAME OF THY BETTER LIFE

Suicide is the only process in which there is a constant of massive experience of different genre of emotions… It's like dying while you are alive.

GOD'S HUMOR IS DARK AS A SHIT


Comedy: "Wow" by DeYtH Banger

Nothing is really real... but we are going to go somewhere... near there...

SEX IS LIKE A PREFRONTAL LOBE CORTEX

There is no reason the bother light which is stalking the shadows... far far.... far away from reality. Sometimes complex words come other times... complicity gets me... and life is somewhere in the middle of this shit... It sounds crazy, but listen!

LISTEN DEAR FUCK, LISTEN YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH

If you are cop... leave now... leave now the fucking room... because the next step is going to be suck my cock... no far... no down... no more... nor less... Just give a thought.... cops are like whores... like fucking whores... you shoot one.. and you gonna few extra more... one cop sucks you cock... nothing more a judge and jury and executioner... getting all the credit.

GET RESPECT... AND TRY AGAIN TO GET SOME HONOR AND DIGNITY BECAUSE MY DICK AKA MEAT PIPE... GOT FEW OF THIS FEATURES AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT ... YOU ARE BELOW PLENY OF LEVELS SORRY NEWBIES!

People say that sex is great thing... it's the process of re-producing in


your dictionary this means making a child....

LISTEN PRICK... LEARN MY LANGUAGE OR GOD IS GOING TO PAY YOU A VISIT

Sex involves kissing, licking... swallowing... closure... touching.... playing.... and so more stuff... it's kinda fucked up... I can't point you the whole guide because each combination by ownself... creates few other extras and this extras get few more....

GOD IS A LIKE A NEEDLE IN THE ASS People do this process... because there is pleasure... it's like jerk-off, masturbating, alcohol, drugs and all other stuff which after you get or play or do..... make you feel great and after a time guilty... It's the same and with re-producing... in the same day you thought that you are doing a favor do that world and that your genes will be passed along other generation and they won't die here... they won't be wipe out in the dust.... but in reality few days pass and you are like... "Oh God, a kid... can I really..." - More likely a bother of guilty and conscious

Let me explain you how I see sex... first of all a sweaty process both partners can do it up until they get sweaty... this fucking bag of lunatics thing that they can get closure... but they can't... nobody can... after all there is space between each touch and kisses and everything this shit there is little space between somewhere in distant universe you are too seperate creatures with mean features of insanity. I am not smart... nor so dumb... I get the process... the guy is with a disgusting mouth... probably hasn't seen a brush in years and the girl... probably is a


desparate for cock... or let's put it in the best scenario the girl is without teeth... or even if she has teeth they are rotten and the guy is bearded fuck... his beard is yellow which is symbol of guy who likes beer... and also his mouth is smelling like for morning breakfast he has eaten corpses...

SO FAR SO BAD... NOBODY DID REALLY SAID THAT... SO FAR IN THAT WAY

Probably he is too drunk even to recognize his desperation of not clean oh... oh and her... I kinda skip her... she is nothing more than a person who wants love from

(Corpses)


Comedy: Play-Role By DeYtH Banger

HERE IS DROPS OF TRUTH, YOU AIN'T GONNA LIKE IT

Simplicity is a symbol of stupid mind Complexity is a symbol of a violent manner of mind …

I HATE BEING DUMB… BETTER TO SHOOT MYSELF THAN PLAYING THE GAME OF BEING DUMB…

When body wants out… Mind starts to controlling it… easy as fuck… drugs, liquor, cigars and pleasure.

LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION… ISN'T IT THE PLEASURE WHICH IS HOLDING US HANDS IN HANDS IN LIFE?

Paranoia and not interested merely symptoms of ignorance...When you become ugly, fat prick you are ready for the seat of being a president.

FAT PEOPLE SYMBOL OF SICKNESS… DISEASES What economy wants is more from the retarded fucks more cortisol, more calories. Easy to get rid of… all this fucks don't get far. EMPLOY COUSINS, RELATIVES, FRIENDS, BOTHERS AND SISTERS… ALL THOSE FUCKS… LET'S FUCK THE NON CONNECTED MORONS IN THE ECONOMY


Rivals, rivals… Nobody in life really gives you the best guide… I am reading PLENY books, watching plenty of TV and so far so bad.

DEPRESSION ANTI-SOCIAL ARTOGANT WITTY

WHO DA FACK GIVES YOU A GUIDE OF WHAT TO DO?

What people "should do" and "shouldn't do" - People shouldn't kill - People should love - People shouldn't commit crime - People should have fun … FOR GOD SAKE WHERE CAN I GET THE LAST VERSION OF THIS SCRIPTURE?


Comedy: Sense Of Moral By DeYtH Banger

Oh God people running… I just don't get that idea of these people running… Why fat, SLIM,large, small, big, white, yellow, black…. Are doing this?

CAN' T YOU GET IT WE CAN'T ESCAPE REALITY… REALITY IS WHAT IT IS

I tried once such activity… it well bad as hell… I got tired… I thought that there was fun inside but nothing more than misery.

When we talk about misery… let me say on what all people should be running to get happy… BE MISERABLE BE SAD BE DEPRESSED

That's what happiness is… pure levels of misery. Don't act as a bag of shit… It's "Now"!

IT'S KINDA FUNNY THAT PEOPLE ARE LOOKING OUT THERE FOR THERE RIVALS AND BETA MALES SLAUGTHER ALPHA GENES… BECAUSE BETA'S WANNA BE HIGHER IN THE MARKET


I always was seeing cops are just dick with pure lost of sleep… but to be little further… these people are the same which sale citizens on the market and then want helping.

BY SELLING I MEAN FUCK YOU… NO MORE DAILY DEFINITIONS FOR TODAY


Comedy: Pure Bother By DeYtH Banger

What happen with all not fully dysfunctional children? What happen with Mr. Addiction, Mr. Anxiety and Mr. Approach Anxiety?

All this questions give me cringes in my but hole… How the fuck screw up mind got somewhere… … Screw up persona… thoughts… How this fuck is going to pass his GENES?

WHAT I CALL ALL THIS IDEAS AND OPINIONS … JUST PURE BOTHER OF WISDOM

I am kinda fucked up right now… confused as hell in first place and in second place… Like how the fuck again… the guy with the anxiety and depression is fixed?

IF ECONOMY WANTS TO FUCK US OVER THEIR TENDENCIES ARE PURE BOTHER OF CONFUSION

No More self- sufficiency once that damage done nothing more than social pressure and stress are going to do the final work.

AND WE ARE TALKING ABOUT EXPRESSION IN PRESSURE

Turn the YouTube.. .


WHY THE FUCK YOU LOWERING THE VOLUME? NOWADAYS THE GENERATION IS GETTING DUMBER THAN EVER

Oh God quotes… let me point me out few "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. Benjamin Franklin" - People like you Dear Benjamin leave others in state of sleep deprivation. "To attain knowledge, add things everyday. To attain wisdom, remove things every day. Lao Tzu" - Typical formula of stupidtism "Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. Confucius" - What are you trying to say…

HEY ASSHOLE…

These are the two categories.. .

"There is only a finger’s difference between a wise man and a fool. Diogenes"


- Yeah I call it middle finger… wise people don't show it… fools show it.

"Wisdom is nothing but a preparation of the soul, a capacity, a secret art of thinking, feeling and breathing thoughts of unity at every moment of life. Hermann Hesse" - Here is a lesson dear fuck… First of all you don't know mechanics… souls can't breath and so far knowledge is s weight… souls are weightless… Brains dies in the body and soul is a empty thing.

SO FAR SOUL DOESN'T EXIST… FUCKING GROW UP MAN AND AS FOR GOD .... GO AND START BELIEVING IN SANTA CLAUS HE IS REAL TOO

"Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself. Kahlil Gibran" - No sense at all… IT'S NOT GENIUS OT'S JUST A FOOLISH STATEMENT

"Knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself is Enlightenment. Lao Tzu" - This here is example of pure ignorance "Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. Leo Tolstoy" - It's waste of time if you think this is true. "Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. Thomas Jefferson"


WHERE IS THIS BOOK? SICK FUCK! …

I WANNA READ IT "A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. Pythagoras" - Total BULLSHIT.. . BEING AN IDIOT IS S STATE OF NOT SPEAKING

"Wisdom consists not so much in knowing what to do in the ultimate as knowing what to do next. Herbert Hoover"

- Hey Hoover on what type of morning drugs are you? Diet!???


Publication Date: November 2nd 2018 https://www.bookrix.com/-amd935e35df1e85


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