Superlatives
TEACHER ’S WORST NIGHTMA RE Between Sarah’s incessant talking and BIlly’s refusal to do homework, it’s a mystery that Stanton teachers aren’t pulling their hair out. [Sarah Schaet & Billy Vaughn]
ELY K I L T S MO RY TO MAR Y ONE INTO M
Some way or another these two are able to use their charm and wit in order to get out of any sticky situation, or maybe they just have us all fooled. [Ash Tilak & Zach Weeks]
For some, success is defined as having a secure and well-paying job that gives a sense of accomplishment. For these two, its all about a luxurious and cushy lifestyle, paid in full by someone else of course. [Eboni Nelson & Alex Farabee]
AY GETS AW ING ERYTH V E H T I W These are the two that bring a knife and fork to eat the buffet they have arranged on their desk. They also never turn in a quiz that isn’t soiled in food stains. [David Emami & Obioma Ezinwa]
ALWAY S EATING IN CLA SS ADOPT FROM 3rd WORLD COUNTRY
UNSUNG HERO These two are always doing good for others without the recognition they deserve. They’re always polite and smiling and expect nothing in return, so give them a pat on the back the next time you see them. [Alex Minor & Anthony Nguyen]
FUTURE HER SCP TEAC These two will likely join the ranks of the several teachers who just loved Stanton so much they couldn’t stay away, such as Mr. Peterson, Ms. Simmons, and Mr. Sharpe. [Alyssa Stubs & Sam Leach]
Sure you can donate $12 to a charity foundation to send a poor child from Tanzania to college. Or you can be like these two and devote your life to caring for the little bundle of joy. [Bozhena Ryshchak & Ben Hamilton]
BIGGEST FL Maybe they’re just being friendly, but you better watch out for these two if you see them chatting up your significant other. [Steve Straley & Brianna Attlesey]
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