L
essons from the Middle Class
Use colors like ‘beige’ and ‘organdy’. Don’t use singles ads. Coyly ask your bank teller how his day was. Keep track of it in your journal. Keep in touch with your slightly religious and/or ethnic grandmother. Attend a school your parents will pay for, but work a 5 to 10 hour a week job to keep in touch with the ‘blue-collar’ roots, which you may not have ever had. Write Letters to the Editor. Volunteer your time (if it doesn’t conflict with You Tubing). Keep the extra Hydrocodone from your wisdom teeth to get through a particularly bad day.