16 - The Daily Iowan - PREGAME - Iowa City, Iowa - Friday, October 11, 2019
ON THE LINE Matchups
Pete Ruden
Anna Kayser
Robert Read
Pete Mills
Lucy Rohden
Jon Rawson
Jason Brummond
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PUBLISHER (15-10)
No. 17 Iowa vs. No. 10 Penn State
IOWA I had a real dream this week that the media could talk to true freshmen.
IOWA Night game, alternate uniforms, ANF stripes, flyover. Yeah, chalk it up.
IOWA Night game, alternate uniforms, ANF game. This is the perfect storm for an Iowa win, right? Right?
IOWA Nate Stanley’s goatee is back, and it doesn’t want to hear your logic about how Penn State is better.
IOWA Nittany is not a breed of lion.
IOWA Trace McSorley was in college longer than your cousin who changed their major three times.
IOWA Headline: Stanley sacked only seven times in win.
No. 7 Florida vs. No. 5 LSU
FLORIDA Tim Tebow should still be in the NFL. (Also, I didn’t change this box at all from last week.)
LSU fLLLLLLLorida
LSU The rest of college football should be scared that LSU has a good quarterback.
LSU If I don’t see Ed Orgeron grumbling in a postgame interview after a win, I’ll riot.
LSU Ed Orgeron was in the Blind Side. Automatic dub.
LSU I wish I looked like Joe Burrow.
LSU Mike the Tiger is America’s favorite mascot.
OKLAHOMA Jalen’s going to bring the Hurts.
OKLAHOMA What exactly does
OKLAHOMA Horns down.
TEXAS When do I get to change my Twitter bio to “Texas is back?”
OKLAHOMA If you combined their sayings, it would be Boomer Horns. I think that’s funny.
OKLAHOMA Try saying “Red River Rivalry” 10 times fast. Now you look dumb to people around you.
OKLAHOMA Oklahoma team + Alabama QB = unfair.
No. 11 Texas vs. No. 6 Oklahoma No. 20 Virginia vs. Miami Nebraska vs. Minnesota
“Boomer Sooner” mean? VIRGINIA “Take me hooome, country roooaaads, to the plaaace I belooong. Regular Virginia.”
VIRGINIA Whenever I think about Virginia, I think about the 2019 NCAA 125-pound title match.
VIRGINIA The U will not be getting a W.
VIRGINIA Bronco Mendenhall is my nominee for coolest name in college football.
VIRGINIA When did Virginia get good at football?
VIRGINIA And for this week’s honorary “I don’t care” game.
VIRGINIA Who wants to lose to Clemson?
MINNESOTA A battle of Midwest states that aren’t as good as Iowa.
MINNESOTA Even Scott Frost can’t freeze the river that Minnesota’s boat is rowin’ on right now.
NEBRASKA Is there any way this game can end in a tie?
MINNESOTA Row the UNDEFEATED boat.
NEBRASKA P.J., please forgive me.
MINNESOTA I will never pick Nebraska, mainly because it’s trash like Robert and Mills.
MINNESOTA A third loss will damper Nebraska’s national title hopes.
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