FILM & ART
T HE LI O N KI N G When you sit down with the fam to watch this classic flick, take a moment to appreciate just how great your life is. You see, you are at the top of the food chain; thus, in this very moment, no other animal is trying to eat you, and that is something to be happy about. Let’s also appreciate that happy little Simba’s whole world is contained within an eye-view radius of a singular rock, you on the other hand can explore the entire globe—one day, when you have paid off your massive student debt.
THE W IZ A R D O F OZ This film is really all about friendship, love, and family, so invite some fellow stress-balls around, move those couches out of the way and skip along that yellow brick road with Dorothy and her creepy pals. Not only will it give you a warm feeling in your heart, but it will also put a sadistic smile on your face, as you realise that this entire technicoloured journey was literally an absolute fucking nightmare for Dorothy—and you don’t have to deal with that crazy shit.