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Fun LOL On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student: - What are your parents' names? The student replied: - My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling. The teacher said: - Are you kidding? The student said: - No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking. Teacher: Timmy, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Timmy : A teacher TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. Why? I don't want to bother her. Talking to the son-in-law: A;Do you think there is life after death? B;After yours, sure! What does Romania do after winning the World Cup? Turns off the play station and goes to sleep.

Alexandru Tătar, 11 A


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