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This week’s movie releases: Abduction, Dolphin Tale, Killer Elite, Moneyball

Local Richard Adams to present historical fiction work

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Best Sellers From Oxford Books-A-Million (Overall store ranking)

FICTION 1. (1) NEW YORK TO DALLAS by J.D. Robb (Putnam, $27.95) 2. (3) KILL ME IF YOU CAN by James Patterson (Little, Brown, $27.99) 3. (6) THE RACE by Clive Cussler (Putnam, $27.95) 4. (9) DANCE WITH DRAGONS by George R.R. Martin (Bantam, $35) 5. (10) DARK PREDATOR by Christine Feehan (Berkley, $26.95) NONFICTION 1. (2) IN MY TIME by Dick Cheney (Threshold Editions, $35) 2. (4) STOLEN LIFE by Jaycee Dugard (Simon & Schuster, $25) 3. (5) EVERY DAY A FRIDAY by Joel Osteen (FaithWords, $24.99) 4. (7) UNBROKEN by Laura Hillenbrand (Random, $27) 5. (8) THROUGH MY EYES by Tim Tebow (Harper, $26.99)

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Dark truths in ‘Ladies and Gentlemen’ Ladies and Gentlemen by Adam Ross; Knopf, 2011; 241 pages; $25.95.

remarkable tales from his college’s maintenance man and must decide what to do By Steven Whitton about them. Special to The Star Other stories directly consider the effects of the Adam Ross continues to astound, past. “The Suicide Room” just as he did in last year’s Mr. Peanut, deals with a group of colwhich remains as witty and discomfitlege friends, one of whom ing a modern novel as readers are likely realizes that the prank to find. Ladies and Gentlemen is a colof another becomes his lection of seven stories that illuminate own “defining moment” the utter precariousness of living, stoand discovers about ries that remind us of a dark truth that those moments that many of us are leery of: The truth that “we don’t invent them; most things just happen, that there is they happen to us.” At a no cosmic plan. dinner party, a couple Most of the stories are dark, firstin “In the Basement” person responses to contemporary life relate to another and marriage, shorter versions, really, couple the story of of Mr. Peanut. Like that novel, many of the hostess’ best friend throughout the stories are set in New York City; oth- school and help their guests come to ers, in the Deep South. There’s even the realize how lucky they are. occasional reference to films as dispaStill other stories deal with famrate as Psycho and Born Free. ily. “When in Rome” watches an older Some stories deal with the friendbrother’s resentment of his younger less. In “Futures,” a man who is out of brother soften as the older sibling realwork finds that a series of interviews izes much about what he calls “this accident of our relatedness” — and for a mysterious new job helps him about how his brother continues to use respond to the uncertain future of a neighbor’s son. The unremarkable Eng- that “accident” to his own advantage. The title story follows a freelance writer lish professor of “The Rest of It” hears

on assignment in Nashville as she makes a decision on a flight to the West Coast, a decision that is decidedly reckless, after an unexpectedly personal conversation with a deplaning stranger. The absolute gem of the collection is a story that becomes more and more affecting as it takes its surprising turns. Beginning as an account of a 13-year-old’s “stupid crush” on a friend’s sister, “Middleman” becomes an especially moving story about coming of age, identity, and a father who seems “a Sephardic William Shatner.” It is a tale that evokes the early stories of Philip Roth. All of the stories in Ladies and Gentlemen are infused with tangential tales that reflect the chaos of living. All make unexpected detours and become all the more satisfying for that. Even more, all demonstrate what a commanding, fearless writer Adam Ross is. Steven Whitton is a professor of English at Jacksonville State University.

New book shows the facts behind Constitution Signing Their Rights Away: The Fame and Misfortune of the Men Who Signed the United States Constitution by Denise Kiernan and Joseph D’Agnese; Quirk Books, 2011; 355 pages; $19.95

the pressures they faced, both political and personal. It also clearly illustrates the compromises that led to shaping of the document. By Tish Wells In the introduction, the McClatchy Newspapers authors lay the There is much talk about, scene. The War and invoking of, the U.S. Con- of Indepenstitution these days. But how dence is over and the Artiwas it really built? Who were cles of Confederation weren’t the men who signed it? What doing the job of holding the was really important to them new country together. So the in that steamy summer of 1787 word went out for a revision. in Philadelphia where they “These men had once gathered to debate a new Con- banded together to fight as stitution? brothers against a common In Signing their Rights enemy, but now they were Away, Denise Kiernan and deeply distrustful of one Joseph D’Agnese introduce another. ... Every delegate arrived wanting something you to the men behind the Constitution Convention and — but few were willing to sac-

rifice anything. In such a contentious environment, reaching compromise would be tough,” says Kiernan. 38 men finally signed the document. Some had fought in the Revolution. Some were drunkards. After signing, some went on to become justices or businessmen. Others lost their fortunes in land speculation in the Wild West — which was then New York, Ohio and other “far” frontiers. Roger Sherman of Connecticut was a cobbler, a lawyer and a state senator who signed four major documents of American history: the Declaration of Independence, the Articles of Confederation, the

Articles of Association and the Constitution. He came up with the “Great Compromise” — “there would be two houses, one in which representation was based on population and the other fixed, providing equal representation for every state no matter its size.” This led to the House of Representatives and the Senate. After the Constitution was signed came the hard work. Each delegate went back home and turned salesman. Delaware — known as “The First State” — was the first to ratify the Constitution. Kiernan and D’Agnese, who also wrote Signing their Lives Away: The Fame and Misfortune of the Men who signed the Declaration of Independence, have provided another volume that should appeal to all political and history buffs.

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Richard Adams to present historical fiction work Erin Williams Special to The Star

Richard Adams knows what it means to pledge allegiance to your country. The Texas native graduated from West Point in 1967 and served in Vietnam as an artillery forward observer for Company D, 1/506th Infantry, 101st Airborne. He continued his flying career as an Army aviator with the Army Corps of Engineers. After an honorable discharge from the Army in 1974, he continued to work as an engineer, later creating his own company. Now retired, the veteran tried his hand at writing and produced the historical fiction work The Parting: A Story of West Point on the Eve of the Civil War. The main character, Confederate Lt. John Pelham, was an actual Confederate officer from Jacksonville, and through Adams’ texts, we follow his journey from young West Point grad to a military fighter, and witness the rebirth of a nation. In this interview, the author discusses his thoughts on friends turning into war enemies, his affinity for Pelham, and the importance of continuing a legacy. Adams will be in Anniston to present his book at 2 p.m. Sept. 27 at the Anniston Public Library. For more information, visit anniston.lib.al.us. For more information on Adams, visit richardbarlowadams.com Q: You are a West Point graduate and military veteran. What made you decide to take a foray into writing? A: Wanting to write something of lasting value was my incentive, and while a military veteran and for many years a consulting engineer who has

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Richard Adams, author of ‘The Parting: A Story of West Point on the Eve of the Civil War,’ will present his book Sept. 27 at the Anniston Public Library. written hundreds of technical reports and documents, I wanted to leave a legacy for West Point and for those who embrace our country’s history. And being a former cadet, combat veteran, Civil War buff, and long-time avid West Point alumnus, I determined that The Parting was the story I should tell. Q: Tell me about the research that you did on this book. Was there anything that you came across that surprised you about the era? A: As to the latter, I suppose I was most intrigued and moved by the little-known relationships between persons who later would face each other in the Civil War. As to my research, I reviewed many West Point and Civil War-related references

and writings, made several trips to the West Point Library (Department of Collections and Archives), and interacted with Mary Elizabeth (Mary Betty) Sergent, the author, now deceased, who so completely captured the West Point classes of May and June 1861 in her two nonfictional works (They Lie Forgotten and A Remaining Glory), and the growing up years of John Pelham in her novelette, Growing Up in Alabama — she was, to say the least, infatuated with John Pelham. The archived materials I reviewed included Academy records, Mary Betty’s notes donated to the West Point Library, and letters from cadets featured in the story and their later commentaries about those who fought in the war, especially those who

fought “on the other side.” Having been a cadet, it was also great fun to review the demerit records of certain story characters. Additionally, I reviewed descriptive materials, reports and maps that defined the physical layout and structures of old West Point, the military and academic regimens in place, and the key events of the time. Digging into facts about the legendary tavern keeper and friend of cadets, Benny Havens, was also a key aspect of my research, as was my review of various accounts of the First Battle of Manassas (Bull Run). Q: Are there certain elements of John Pelham that are a direct reflection of you and your military journey? A: I can’t imagine that any graduate of West Point, including myself, wouldn’t want to see as much of John Pelham in themselves as possible. The man was incredible and beloved. I can say that I shared some of his Academy “experiences,” and I certainly endeavored to be the best officer I could be. Q: During that time, what went into deciding one’s allegiance over which side they were fighting for, and how difficult was it to be pitted against someone you once called a friend, who was now your number one enemy? A: To be honest and candid, I believe allegiance was simply and naturally defined by the geographical location of family and home, and what home represented … as I believe it would be today, were we forced to make a decision. That said, I believe that once the gauntlet was thrown, there was no choice but that best friends on opposing sides had to consider old friends new

enemies. After the war, of course, many broken friendships were healed within the West Point family. Q: It’s very interesting that you chose to have your cadet based in Calhoun County (but what a great choice!). What made you choose Alabama? A: I must credit Mary Betty, whose writings (along with those of others) made it clear that John Pelham stood “tallest.” He was the most popular man in his West Point class and the “beau ideal” of the South. Q: With 2011 being the sesquicentennial of the Civil War, there have been several historically based texts created in its name. Is there anything that you come across that you feel has been misunderstood about the battle? A: The causes of the war will be forever debated — states’ rights versus slavery versus …, but the reality of the time is that the country was irrevocably divided.

In the minds of Southerners, they lived, believe and thought differently than the balance of the country, and were willing to go to the “cliff” for the union of like-minded states. Q: What do you feel is the most important takeaway from your novel? A: That human history often takes violent, heartbreaking turns that change forever the lives of those who live it, but that men and women of character will rise in such circumstances and act in ways noble and glorious. Q: Do you plan to write more now that the book has been published, or what else is on your agenda? A: Yes, and I hope readers will be excited to know that I am well along with three other stories. Erin Williams is a graduate of Faith Christian School and the University of Alabama. She is a performing arts aide for the Washington Post Style section.

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Sept. 23-29, 2011

‘America’s Got Talent’ winner has local ties By Brett Buckner Special to The Star

Around Logan, W.Va., everybody knew him simply as “Doonie,” a local musician who worked fulltime at a car wash to make ends meet. But a star turn on America’s Got Talent has changed “Doonie” into an overnight sensation after 36 years. Now he’s become a household name who’s known by another name — Landau Eugene Murphy Jr. Last week, Murphy was the $1 million winner on America’s Got Talent, having wowed the panel of judges, not to mention television audiences around the country, with his pitchperfect rendition of Frank Sinatra standards. And yet for all the fame and fortune sure to come his way, for one close friend, he’ll always be known as “Doonie.” Bob Noone, who now lives in Crystal Springs, is a native of Logan, W. Va., and has watched Murphy’s meteoric rise. “It couldn’t have happened to a better, nicer guy,” said Noone, who, along with his wife, was in Los Angeles to see Murphy in the semi-finals of America’s Got Talent. “Things happen the way they do for a reason. I consider myself fortunate to be his friend. He’s got a bright future and deserves all that’s coming to him.” Noone has performed with Murphy numerous times. He is also a member of First Presbyterian Church in Anniston, where he has invited Murphy to perform on a couple of occasions, the most recent last summer. After telling Murphy about the history of the church, which once gave shelter to those along the Underground Railroad, and taking him to the site of the infamous bus burning, where Freedom Riders were attacked in 1961, the two performed a “mash-up” combining “Joyful, Joyful” with Curtis Mayfield’s Civil Rights anthem, “People Get Ready.” “It was something special,” Noone remembered with a laugh. “I’m not sure if anybody there knew exactly what to think.” And that goes largely for anyone who’s seen Murphy perform, which is why he’s earned the unofficial moniker of “the black Frank Sina-

Landau Murphy Jr. and Bob Noone perform together at a fundraiser to send foster kids to summer camp in West Virginia, May 13, 2011. Murphy, who won NBC’s talent competition last week, has peformed at the First Presbyterian Church in Anniston in the past.

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‘America’s Got Talent’ winner Landau Eugene Murphy Jr., left, and Crystal Springs resident Bob Noone pose for a photo. tra.” His vocal talents are without question. But the look — with the jeans and the dreadlocks — just doesn’t match the voice, which is something that Noone has witnessed firsthand. In addition to being a practicing lawyer, Noone is also a well-known musician who performs regularly with several bands — namely The Well-Hung Jury — in and around Logan, where he keeps a law office. In 2005, he was serving as emcee for a fundraiser to help send foster kids to summer camp. The event, featuring all sorts of singing and dancing, was at the Coalfield Jamboree Theatre, which seats about 1,200. That night, the theatre was packed. During sound check, Noone first heard Murphy, who was planning to sing “My Girl” with a CD-backing, karaoke-style, but what Noone heard was too good to waste and invited Murphy instead to sing live with the house band. It would be the begin-

ning of lasting relationship — both personally and professionally. “I was absolutely floored,” Noone said. “When this guy, with the dreadlocks, walked up, everybody was expecting some soul or R&B, but he breaks into ‘Fly Me to the Moon,’ and jaws dropped.” But Murphy’s vocal talents go beyond being “the black Frank Sinatra,” Noone said. And given the yearlong headlining contract to perform in Las Vegas that is part of his winnings, people will get to see just how good he is. “The ‘America’ in America’s Got Talent hasn’t seen the real Landau Murphy do his thing,” Noone said. “From Motown and James Brown to hoe-down, he can do and sing it all. He even does a great Michael Jackson. The world won’t soon forget Landau Eugene Murphy Jr. But we’ll always know him as Doonie.” Contact Brett Buckner at brettbuckner@ymail.com.

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Hugh Laurie sings the blues on new album Chris Pizzello/Associated Press

Actor Hugh Laurie arrives at the 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles. Laurie is active as both an actor on the series ‘House’ and as a musician.

By Alicia Rancilio Associated Press

Hugh Laurie has won a Golden Globe and been nominated for an Emmy for his starring role on House. But those accolades didn’t do much to boost his confidence when he started recording his very first album, Let Them Talk — he says he was “absolutely terrified.” The album is steeped in New Orleans blues, and Laurie sings, plays piano and guitar on classic tunes. Let Them Talk debuted in the United Kingdom at No. 2 last spring and was released in the United States this month. The 52-year-old Laurie talked about the record’s success so far and being a Brit playing the blues during a recent interview with The Associated Press. AP: Did the success of your album in England make you feel more confident about releasing it in the United States? Laurie: I suppose so, yes, because you worry about your own family, don’t you? You worry about what your family thinks before anyone else, and whatever triumphs big or small you might have in the outside world, if your mum says it’s rubbish, that’s always going to (bother you). AP: Did you ever consider releasing the album

under a different name? Laurie: I did once upon a time write a novel and I wrote it under another name and submitted it under another name and wanted to publish it under another name, but was talked out of it by a publisher who actually started banging his head on the desk. ... He said, ‘If you knew how hard it is to get people’s attention in the publishing world,’ and I don’t think the musical world is anything different. This is not a world for shrinking violets. ... I want this to be honest. I want it to be open and I want to declare myself and if people want to throw rotten fruit, they can. AP: What’s it like performing it live? Laurie: Live music seems to be growing and growing. It’s as if people really more than ever seem to hunger for that actual communication. If you’d asked me a year ago, I’d say I’d go to any lengths to avoid the terror of that confrontation. But, I’ve really got a taste for it now. I’m not saying I know how to do it. I absolutely don’t. I’ve really got a taste for it. I’ve had a fantastic time. AP: The album really pays homage to this type of music. Laurie: I wasn’t born immersed in this music. I’ve immersed myself throughout my whole life, but that still doesn’t really count, you know, when you’re having

a green card interview; that doesn’t really count to say I’ve listened to a lot of Screamin’ Jay Hawkins records — that question didn’t come up. But, I’m approaching the source of this music that I’ve loved all my life and I do so with trepidation and a lot of respect. I hope people will believe and understand I’m not being cavalier about it. This is not a casual thing for me at all. This is more important than almost anything I’ve ever done. AP: How will House be different without cast member Lisa Edelstein? Laurie: It’s a huge loss, but at the same time when something like that happens, it actually gives a strange sort of jolt of energy to the thing. When people are forced into that slightly panicky moment of innovation. ... Sometimes (you) get that burst of energy that might take you down an interesting path. I think we have done some very good stuff, I must say, that’s really interesting. AP: Would you like to do more recording? Laurie: More recording, more touring, more just sitting in a studio with these musicians and noodling with a guitar. This music thing is hard to beat. If I have the chance, if I’m lucky enough to be given the chance to continue and build on (this), I would seize that with both hands, because that really is a thrilling pleasure for me.

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Sept. 23-29, 2011

Reviews | Music

Bennett reaches out to a new generation By Charles J. Gans Associated Press

Tony Bennett, Duets II (RPM/ Columbia Records)

Tony Bennett is as timeless as the songs he sings on Duets II, which should put him back on the charts for a remarkable seventh straight decade. His 2006 Grammy-winning Duets: An American Classic was weighted toward baby boomer superstars (Barbra Streisand, Paul McCartney, Elton John, Stevie Wonder), but its sequel finds him reaching out to a new generation of singers: Lady Gaga, Carrie Underwood, John Mayer and Amy Winehouse in her last studio recording, with more moments of spontaneity. Bennett wisely does not treat the Great American Songbook as a museum piece, which serves him well on the opening duet with a flirtatious

Gaga on the Rodgers and Hart tune “The Lady Is a Tramp,” with a brassy big band swing arrangement. Bennett chuckles as a sassy Gaga alters the lyrics (“This chick is a tramp”), affects a Brooklyn accent, throws in updated references to the Yankees, and even scats briefly, but in the end she leaves no doubt about her impressive vocal chops. The mood turns somber on “Body and Soul,” a poignant ballad Winehouse recorded with Bennett in London just four months before her death. The soul revivalist reveals her roots as a jazz singer influenced by Billie Holiday and Dinah Washington, her warm voice expressing pain mixed with beauty as she glides through and

stretches her lines. The success of Duets II is due in part to Bennett’s insistence on doing each of the 17 tracks live in the studio with his partner rather than by exchanging digital files, making the performances more intimate and spontaneous. At 85, Bennett remains a hip role model able to bring out the best in his colleagues without compromising his standards. CHECK THIS TRACK OUT: On “Body and Soul,” Winehouse delivers a heartfelt, uncompromisingly honest performance as she sings lyrics from 1930 that speak to the sadness in her life (“My life’s a wreck, you’re making”), a touching reminder of a gifted talent gone too soon.

Amos gets classically inspired for new CD By Karen Hawkins

There are clear classical, even operatic influences, from sweeping strings and reedy woodwinds to back Amos’ gripping Tori Amos, Night of Hunters piano . It’s a beautifully (Deutsche Grammophon) composed album that Tori Amos has established herself as an unmistakable musical presence highlights Amos’ classical training and her fierce with a distinctive voice, her powerful piano playing and a penchant for lyrics intensity as a musician and songwriter. that can be a bit, well, confounding. Amos has said the album Night of Hunters is packed with those piercing Amos vocals, her dominating uses the structure of a classipiano and a fair share of head-scratch- cal song cycle to tell the story ing lyrics, this time around a classically of one life-changing night in the life of a woman who is at the end of a relainspired theme of reinvention. Associated Press

tionship. The album allows the listener to “follow her on a journey to explore complex musical and emotional subject matter,” Amos says. It is heady stuff, and the complicated narrative probably will elude those uninitiated in Amos-speak. CHECK OUT THIS TRACK: It is an unexpected treat to hear gently lilting youthful voices weave in and out of tracks like “Snowblind,” courtesy of Amos’ daughter and niece.

Strong set from reunited Jayhawks By Steven Wine Associated Press

The Jayhawks, Mockingbird Time (Rounder) The past tugs at the Jayhawks on Mockingbird Time, perhaps because it’s the first full-band studio release since 1995 to fea-

ture both founding members, Gary Louris and Mark Olson. While Louris and Olson mostly sing in harmony, the album is dominated by moments of solitude, with the outdoors

the sole companion. The passage of the years is measured via affectionate references to rain, wind, grass, sky, clouds, lightning, sunshine, rivers, hills, desert and songbirds

— Mockingbird Time. One conclusion reached is that it’s good to reconnect with old friends. This album allows fans of the Jayhawks to do just that. CHECK THIS TRACK OUT: “Hey Mr. Man” is Henry David Thoreau with power chords.

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iTunes Top 10 selling singles and albums Singles 1. “Moves Like Jagger (Studio Recording from The Voice Performance) (feat. Christina Aguilera),” Maroon 5 2. “Someone Like You,” ADELE 3. “Pumped Up Kicks,” Foster the People 4. “Stereo Hearts (feat. Adam Levine),” Gym Class Heroes 5. “Paradise,” Coldplay 6. “You Make Me Feel...(feat. Sabi),” Cobra Starship 7. “Party Rock Anthem (feat. Lauren Bennett & GoonRock),” LMFAO 8. “Cheers (Drink to That),” Rihanna 9. “You and I,” Lady GaGa 10. “Without You (feat. Usher),” Usher, David Guetta Albums 1. Own the Night, Lady Antebellum 2. 21, ADELE 3. Tha Carter IV, Lil Wayne 4. Mylo Xyloto, Coldplay 5. 1, The Beatles 6. Staind, Staind 7. Halfway to Heaven, Brantley Gilbert 8. Watch the Throne, Kanye West, Jay-Z 9. Something Like This, Ben Rector 10. Torches, Foster the People — Compiled by the Associated Press

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Clearwater Marine Aquarium senior marine mammal trainer Abby Stone works with Winter the dolphin in Clearwater, Fla.

‘Dolphin Tale’ tugs on heartstrings and inspires By Roger Moore The Orlando Sentinel

The story of how Winter, a New Smyrna Beach, Fla., dolphin, lost her tail and became the star attraction of the Clearwater Aquarium becomes an adorable kids’ film in Dolphin Tale. No, this isn’t how it really happened. But director Charles Martin Smith (Air Bud) wrings plenty of heartfelt tears and a few laughs out of this fictionalized account of how humans helped a dolphin survive a near-fatal injury, and how that dolphin became an inspiration to others. Nathan Gamble stars as Saw-

yer, an 11-year-old boy who helps a dolphin he and a fisherman find stranded on a beach, her tail wrapped up in the ropes attached to a crab pot. Sawyer, a social outcast who is struggling in school, finds new purpose in saving this animal. Cozi Zuehlsdorff is Hazel, the girl who comes with her marine veterinarian dad (Harry Connick Jr.) and a crew from the nearby marine hospital to pick up Winter, as they call her, and try to save her. Sawyer fibs to his mom (Ashley Judd) and plays hooky from school to stay with Winter, who bonds with the boy who cut ropes

gets the idea to have a prosthetic specialist (Morgan Freeman) see what he can work out for the poor dolphin missing her tail. Freeman does his adorable curmudgeon thing. Kris Kristofferson is Hazel’s crinkly-eyed grandpa who looks, approvingly, on all the life lessons the little dolphin is teaching his son and granddaughter and her new best friend. from her tail, a tail she eventuDolphin Tale is movie of cute ally loses due to injuries. But as Sawyer’s wounded soldier-cousin scenes and cuter ingredients — the cranky pelican who rules returns home from combat to a the roost at the aquarium, the Veteran’s Administration hosway Hazel and her dad live on a pital full of men who are being fitted with artificial limbs, the kid houseboat that looks like a Dis-

Dolphin tale HH 1/2 rating: PG for some mild thematic elements. Running time: 1:53 Starring: Harry Connick Jr. Morgan Freeman, Ashley Judd, Nathan Gamble, Cozi Zuehlsdorff

ney World castaways attraction. The melodrama kicks in as the marine hospital and aquarium are struggling to stay afloat, battered by a hurricane, coveted by a hotel developer. Yes, it was “inspired by a true story.” The “Hollywood version” of this tale of rescue and rehabilitation tugs on the heartstrings and leans on Free Willy for inspiration. But the process of fictionalizing Winter’s story makes it kid-friendlier and neatly ties the dolphin with the prosthetic tail to those veterans and others with prosthetic limbs she has come to inspire.

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A young man who has always felt disconnected from his life begins to piece together his true identity, but he is targeted by assassins and must fight to survive. With Taylor Lautner, Lily Collins, Alfred Molina and Jason Isaacs. COLOMBIANA

HHH, 2:10, PG-13

A woman who witnessed the murder of her parents as a child has grown up to be an assassin and hunts the mobster responsible for their deaths. With Zoe Saldana, Jordi Molla and Lennie James. contagion

HHH, 1:43, PG-13

When a lethal airborne virus causes a pandemic, the medical community races to find a cure as ordinary people struggle to survive in an unraveling society. With Marion Cotillard, Matt Damon, Laurence Fishburne and Jude Law. DOLPHIN TALE (in 2d and 3d)

HH1/2, 1:53, PG

Directed by Nicolas Winding Refn. I don’t know how she does it

HH, 1:30, PG-13

A financial executive tries to balance her marriage to a recently laid-off architect, her two young children and her highstress job. With Sarah Jessica Parker, Pierce Brosnan, Olivia Munn and Greg Kinnear. Killer Elite

HH1/2, 1:45, R An ex-special-ops agent is lured out of retirement to rescue his mentor, which will require him to take on a group of assassins. With Jason Statham, Clive Owen, Robert De Niro and Yvonne Strahovski. Moneyball

HHH, 2:06, PG-13 The general manager of a cash-strapped professional baseball team uses advanced new statistical tools to try to field a competitive team on a budget, but his nontraditional approach doesn’t always go over well with the old guard. With Brad Pitt, Jonah Hill and Philip Seymour Hoffman.

A dolphin whose tail is damaged in a crab trap is rescued and rehabiliRise of the planet tated by a marine bioloof the apes gist, a prosthetics doctors HH1/2, 1:45, PG-13 and a young boy. With Genetic experiments Morgan Freeman, Harry on primates lead to them Connick Jr., Ashley Judd developing intelligence and Kris Kristofferson. and eventually battling humans for supremacy. drive With James Franco, FreHHH, 1:40, R ida Pinto, John Lithgow A stunt driver for and Brian Cox. Hollywood movies who moonlights as a wheelShark night 3d man for robberies must H, 1:31, PG-13 use his skills behind A group of college stuthe wheel to protect the dents expecting a weekwoman he loves. With Ryan Gosling, Carey Mul- end of fun at a Louisiana lake island cabin find ligan, Bryan Cranston and Christina Hendricks. themselves terrorized by

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sharks. With Sara Paxton, Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack and Joel David Moore. Straw Dogs

HHH1/2, 1:48, R

When a Hollywood screenwriter and his actress wife return to her small hometown in the South to prepare the family home for sale after her father’s death, tensions build in their marriage and old conflicts with the locals re-emerge. With James Marsden, Kate Bosworth, Alexander Skarsgard and Dominic Purcell. The help

HHH1/2, 2:26, PG-13

In 1960s Mississippi, three very different women become friends through a taboo secret writing project. With Viola Davis, Bryce Dallas Howard, Octavia Spencer and Emma Stone. the lion king (2d and 3d)

HHH1/2, 1:27, G

A 3-D version of the classic animated film about a young lion cub who must overcome his devious uncle to lead their kingdom. With the voices of Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane, Whoopi Goldberg and James Earl Jones.

‘Bridesmaids,’ ‘Raising Hope’ on DVD this week By Rick Bentley

looks like a tribute to dysfunctional families. Like The Simpsons, Raising Hope DVDs featuring women shows that while their paracting badly top this week’s enting methods may seem new releases. mad, their intentions are Bridesmaids: New rule. always aimed in the right Any movie that features one place. or more of its stars using a Toss in Cloris Leachman bathroom sink as a toilet playing a nutty character automatically drops three and this show will grow on letter grades. In the case of you like fungus on a toe. Bridesmaids, that demerit Also new on DVD this didn’t matter because it week: had already hit bottom. Happy Endings: The Director Paul Feig’s Complete First Season: Elieffort to make a mix of The sha Cuthbert stars in this Hangover and 27 Dresses comedy about best friends is a jumble of stale jokes, getting past a wedding stereotypes and scenes that disaster. run so long you could time My Run: A 57-year-old them with a sundial. man decides to run from Buried under the garhis Minnesota hometown bage are sweet stories to the summer Olympics in about best friends and how Atlanta. hard it is to fall in love. The The Inspector General: trouble: The comedy is Collector’s edition of the dead weight. 1949 Danny Kaye movie. Raising Hope: The Mad Season 1: Part 1: Complete First Season: It Animated cable series that was easy to write this Fox lampoons everything from series off when it launched movies to sports. because it looked like a liveThe Mentalist: The Comaction version of The Simp- plete Third Season: The sons. What emerged over mental abilities of Patrick the year was stronger. Jane (Simon Baker) conThe story of a very weird tinue. family trying to raise a baby Mike & Molly: The McClatchy Newspapers

Complete First Season: CBS comedy starring Billy Gardell that proves love knows no bounds. Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal: A con man must take over a derelict post office. Law & Order Los Angeles: The Complete Series: West Coast spinoff of Law & Order that lasted only one year. Castle: The Complete Third Season: Nathan Fillion stars in this crime drama about a mystery writer who helps the police. Bride Flight: Three women have their lives changed by a famous flight in 1953. Body of Proof: The Complete First Season: Dana Delany plays a surgeon who becomes a medical examiner because she can’t operate.

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ABDUCTION (PG13) (1:25 4:20) 7:15 9:55 DOLPHIN TALE (PG) (3:45) 9:25 DOLPHIN TALE 3D (PG) (1:00) 6:55 KILLER ELITE (R) (1:40 4:45) 7:10 9:40 MONEYBALL (PG13) (1:05 3:55) 6:45 9:35 DRIVE (R) (2:00 4:30) 7:00 9:10 I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT (PG13) (12:55 3:05 5:05) 7:30 THE LION KING 3D (G) (3:00 5:10) 7:20 9:30 THE LION KING (G) (12:50 PM) STRAW DOGS (R) (1:30 5:00) 7:35 10:00 CONTAGION (PG13) (1:20 4:40) 7:05 WARRIOR (PG13) 9:35 PM SHARK NIGHT 3D (PG13) 9:45 PM COLOMBIANA (PG13) (2:10 4:50) 7:25 10:10 THE HELP (PG13) (12:50 3:50) 6:50 9:50 RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES (PG13) (1:10 4:00) 6:55 9:15 FOLLOW US ON AND Times subject to change

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‘Moneyball’ doesn’t knock it out of the park By Christy Lemire Associated Press

You don’t have to know about VORP — or WHIP, or OPS — to enjoy Moneyball, the story of how a bunch of stat geeks changed the way baseball teams assess and acquire players. Sure, it helps if you’re a fan of the sport and if you’ve read Michael Lewis’ breezy and engaging bestseller Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game. Sabermetrics — the process of applying statistical formulas, rather than on-field appearance and general makeup, to determine a player’s worth — wouldn’t seem like an inherently cinematic topic. But Lewis made lesser-known guys like Scott Hatteberg and Chad Bradford leap off the page. And the cajoling patter from Billy Beane, the Oakland A’s general manager who pioneered this experimental philosophy, would seem tailor-made for screenwriter Aaron Sorkin, who co-wrote the script along with fellow veteran scribe Steven Zaillian. Still, what’s most pleasing about the film doesn’t really have to do with baseball. As Beane, Brad Pitt is at his charismatic best — a little weary, a little weathered, but that complexity only makes him more appealing. He’s persistent and persuasive as he tries to change the mindset of the baseball lifers who surround him. We see him rage in his infamously volatile fashion when things go wrong, but we also see him make himself vulnerable: He’s embracing this approach as a result of his own failure. Tall, good-looking and naturally athletic — a five-tool guy, as they say — Beane was a highly-touted high school prospect who turned down a scholarship to Stanford to play for the New York Mets. But his professional career was brief, and he never lived up to the hype. This inspired him to value players for more pragmatic reasons than the traditional methods old-school scouts use. The most important thing, he reasoned, is getting on base. And some of the players who get on base most often happen to be undervalued, perhaps older or a little banged-up, and they come at bargain prices — which is crucial when you’ve got a fraction of the payroll of big-market teams.

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Brad Pitt, left, and Jonah Hill are shown in a scene from ‘Moneyball.’ As he ventures into this brave new world at the start of the 2002 season, having lost in agonizing fashion to the New York Yankees in the 2001 postseason, his trusty sidekick is Peter Brand, a 25-year-old Yale economics graduate and follower of sabermetrics guru Bill James. (The character is an amalgamation of several young, upand-coming baseball executives who subscribed to this belief ). Jonah Hill is at his best here, too, as Brand: the perfect foil for a force of nature like Beane. Halting and almost humorless, Hill ultimately finds the quiet confidence in this character, and he and Pitt bounce off each other beautifully. The scenes in which they banter represent the best Moneyball has to offer. Similarly, though, the things that are wrong with the movie have nothing to do with baseball, either. Insiders and hardcore fans will probably find reasons to nitpick, as is their wont; if there’s a group of people more obsessed with details and arcania than movie nerds, it’s baseball nerds. But more fundamentally, there’s a problem with the pacing in director Bennett Miller’s film. Miller’s feature debut was Capote, which earned Philip Seymour Hoffman a best-actor Oscar (and Hoffman shows up here in a barely developed

role as A’s manager Art Howe, who bucks Beane at every opportunity). As rich a character study as Capote was, it also offered suspense as it traced the author’s rise and fall. Moneyball never feels like it’s building toward anything, even if you know how the A’s season unfolded that year. It plays out in starts and stops, and then all of a sudden, we’re in the midst of the team’s historic 20-game win streak. A subplot involving Beane’s daughter, which wasn’t part of the book, also seems like a wedged-in device to humanize him. And ultimately it seems odd to romanticize this figure who sought to strip the sport of its long-held romanticism. But like the A’s themselves at this time, Moneyball has enough unlikely pieces that do work — and it generates enough underdog goodwill — to make you want to stick around for the final out.

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Lautner debuts leading role in ‘Abduction’

ABDUCTION HH

rating: PG-13 for sequences of intense violence and action, brief language, some sexual content and teen partying Running time: 1:46 Starring: Taylor Lautner, Lily Collins, Alfred Molina, Michael Nyqvist, Sigourney Weaver, Maria Bello, Jason Isaacs By Roger Moore The Orlando Sentinel

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Robert De Niro , left, and Jason Statham are shown in a scene from ‘Killer Elite.’

Old school f lair in‘Killer Elite’ By Roger Moore The Orlando Sentinel

Killer Elite is a guy’s movie and makes no bones about it. It’s an oldschool straight-no-chaser action picture about an ex-CIA agent who hunts down assorted troopers from the British Special Forces to save an American agent from a vengeful Arab. The film’s hook is that it pits Jason Statham against Clive Owen, the two marquee names among the current generation of British action stars. Statham plays Danny, an ex-CIA assassin blackmailed out of retirement to hunt down Spike (Owen) and his British Special Forces (SAS) colleagues in as payback for a mission they took part in long ago. Robert De Niro is Hunter, who used to be Danny’s boss. He’s being held hostage by an Arab sheik intent on revenge. That sends Danny hither and yon, rounding up his own “team,” trying to take out guys nicknamed “The Clinic,” men who are just as lethal as he is. Danny and his crew must make the murders look like accidents, so there will be no reprisals. Standard killer-for-hire stuff, in other words.

Danny (Yvonne Strahovski) and other distractions. But he handles the assorted “hits” with gritty, period rating: R for strong violence, flare. The film is “based on a true language and some sexuality/nustory,” so the setting is the early ‘80s dity — a “time of crisis, revolution.” That Running time: 1:45 makes it something of a parable for Starring: Jason Statham, Clive our times, men sent to do a dirty job Owen, Robert De Niro, Dominic for their government, only to have Purcell their government back the other side, years later. It’s hard to see the victims as But what sets Killer Elite apart particularly deserving of their fate. from, say, your typical stubbly-faced And that lack of a sense of “righteous Statham B-movie actioner is the diakills” creates an unease that strips logue — reams of crisp, punchy hardKiller Elite of some of its cool. The boiled lines that co-writer/director actors cast as both Danny and Spike’s Gary McKendry and screenwriter “teams” are unfamiliar, generic. Matt Sherring cooked up or copped from the Ranulph Fiennes novel The More effort had to be made to give us Feather Men. “I’m done with killing,” a reason to root for or against them, and not against the rich sheik who set Danny mutters. this whole killing spree off. “Maybe killing isn’t done with But it’s still a decent yarn, decently you,” Hunter mutters back. told, a tough-guy film built around And there’s this pithy lecture on old soldiers — “No uniform. No war. veteran screen tough guys. Best of all, You’re not ‘Special.’ They don’t know the filmmakers took the time to give these hard men just the right things what to do with you. You don’t know to say — not catchphrases, just lines what to do with yourself.” that smell of blood and gunpowder McKendry, new to feature films, wanders a bit, giving us governevery time Statham, Owen or De Niro ment intrigues, a love interest for utter them.

KILLER ELITE HH1/2

Twilight alumnus Taylor Lautner makes his debut as a leading man in an action film tailor-made — ahem — for him. Abduction puts Lautner in motion and never goes very far wrong as long as he remains in motion. The buff teen werewolf of Twilight plays a young man who has his world upended and finds himself on the run when enemy agents attack his home and the people he knew as his parents aren’t who they say they are. In the opening minutes, we meet Nathan (Lautner), a studly wrestler in high school, constantly tested by his strict and martial dad (Jason Isaacs), nurtured by his more understanding mom (Maria Bello). If only they knew how he “surfed” on the hood of a pal’s pickup truck, how he gets blotto at teen beer busts. Dad finds out and punishes the kid with more mixed martial arts training. But a class project with his elusive, unavailable neighbor (Lily Collins, eyebrows to die for) sends them to a missing-children website. That’s where they find a toddler photo of Nathan, reported as “missing.” And in asking about that, the teens trigger an explosion of revelations about Nathan’s past and a desperate escape that sends them on the lam, with no idea of who is after them or who they can trust. Director John Singleton is more concerned with the fights and chases than the human interplay between his two attractive young leads. Collins, daughter of singer Phil and the future Snow White, manages moments of pathos. But the script and Singleton see to it that Molina’s performance delivers a light touch, and the younger players never let us lose the sense that we’re dealing with young people who don’t know how to process all this information that’s been thrown at them. With a plot that most adults will stay a step or two ahead of, Abduction isn’t going to challenge anybody who has seen more than one “on the lam” picture. But Lautner as action hero doesn’t embarrass himself, not by a long shot. He may not play the tender moments like an old pro. But then, neither have Arnold, Sly or Jason Statham.

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friDAY

MUSIC Foggy Hollow Bluegrass Gatherin’ What: Featuring the music of Stanley & Co., Bluegrass Blvd., Kelli Johnson, Valley Road and Bent Creek When: 6 p.m. Where: 439 Ross Lake Road, Wellington How much: $15 for Friday pass, $35 for weekend pass Contact: 256-492-3700 or foggyhollow.com Linda Bryant and the Spice of Life What: Country When: 6:30 p.m. Where: Golden Saw Music Hall, Williams Community, Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-435-4696 Robby Jordan What: Acoustic rock When: 7-10 p.m. Where: Patio of Mellow Mushroom, 33 Industrial Drive, Oxford How much: Free Contact: 256-835-1444 Bobby Thomas What: Country, rock, blues When: 8 p.m. Where: Bama Lounge, 4006 Old Birmingham Highway, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-240-2922 Josh Cash When: 8 p.m. Where: Blu’s Bar, 1013 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-235-0613 10/55 What: Country, rock

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{get out and do something} theater I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change What: Long-running off-Broadway show about modern relationships When: 8 p.m. Where: McClellan Theater, 100 Gamecock Drive, Anniston How much: $20 for adults, $10 for students and children 4 and up. Contact: 256-820-CAST or www.castalabama.com

When: 8 p.m. Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-832-5000 DJ Tater When: 8 p.m. Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-832-5000

David, Danny and Emily What: Soft rock, country When: 8:30 p.m. Where: Upstairs in loft, The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300

saturDAY

Keitha Williams What: Acoustic rock When: 9 p.m. Where: The Peerless Saloon, 13 W. 10th St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-1899

MUSIC Foggy Hollow Bluegrass Gatherin’ What: Featuring the music of Foggy Hollow, Troubadours, Lickety Split Reunion, Little Roy & Lizzie, Doyle Lawson When: 1 p.m. Where: 439 Ross Lake Road, Wellington How much: $15 for Friday pass, $35 for weekend pass Contact: 256-492-3700 or foggyhollow.com

Larry Keel Band When: 9 p.m. Where: Woo Woo's Tiki Bar, 3805 Highway 202, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-419-4786

Jimmy Robertson & the Roustabouts When: 6-9 p.m. Where: Munford Senior Center, (old Munford High School), 115 Lions Road, Munford How much: $3 single, $5 couple Contact: 256-236-0340

Andrew Pope & Bootleg Whiskey What: Rock, outlaw country When: 9:30 p.m. Where: Heroes American Grille, 8896 McClellan Blvd., Jacksonville How much: $4 Contact: 256-405-4366

Full Circle Band What: Country, pop. No drinking or smoking When: 7-11 p.m. Where: American Legion Post 19, Heflin How much: $5 Contact: 256-579-2402

Open Mic with Tedder When: 10 p.m. Where: Brother’s Bar, 206 Pelham Road S., Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-435-6090

No Penalty What: Acoustic rock When: 7-10 p.m. Where: Patio of Mellow Mushroom, 33 Industrial Drive, Oxford How much: Free Contact: 256-835-1444

DJ Rockin’ Roger When: 8 p.m. Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-832-5000 Bobby Thomas What: Country, rock, blues When: 8 p.m. Where: Bama Lounge, 4006 Old Birmingham Highway, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-240-2922 Josh Cash When: 8 p.m. Where: Blu’s Bar, 1013 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-235-0613 10/55 What: Country, rock When: 9 p.m. Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-832-5000 David, Danny and Emily What: Soft rock, country When: 8:30 p.m Where: Upstairs in loft, The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300 Horizon What: Rock When: 8:30 p.m.-12:30 a.m. Where: VFW Post 924, 100 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: $4 (public welcome) Contact: 256-238-8047 Joker What: Rock, classic rock When: 9 p.m. Where: Downstairs, The Smoking Moose,

ExhibitS Art Exhibition What: ArtWorks Gallery has a continuing exhibition of works by gallery artists. Offerings include a wide variety of original art and fine craft works by 18 area artists. When: Tuesday through Friday, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Where: ArtWorks Gallery,

921 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-1259 Artwork of John Will Davis What: Artwork of local artist John Will Davis. When: Through Sept. 30. Library hours are Monday-Thursday, 9 a.m.-6:30 p.m.;

Friday, 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Saturday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sunday, 1-5 p.m. Where: The Public Library of AnnistonCalhoun County, 108 E. 10th St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-8501 Somebody’s Daydream What: A solo exhibition by Jauneth

Skinner, professor and head of the Jacksonville State University art department When: Through Sept. 30. Museum hours are Tuesday-Friday from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Where: Heritage Hall Museum, 200 South St. E., Talladega How much: Free Contact: 256-761-1364

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{get out and do something} 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300 Larry Keel Band When: 9 p.m. Where: Woo Woo's Tiki Bar, 3805 Highway 202, Anniston How much: $3 single, $5 couples Contact: 256-419-4786 3D Bonz When: 9:30 p.m. Where: The Peerless Saloon, 13 W. 10th St., Anniston How much: $3 Contact: 256-237-1899 Southern Nites What: Rock, Motown, blues, funk When: 9:30 p.m. Where: Heroes American Grille, 8896 McClellan Blvd., Jacksonville How much: $5 Contact: 256-405-4366 Chaotic Theory What: Metal When: 10 p.m. Where: Brother’s Bar, 206 Pelham Road S., Jacksonville How much: $5 for under 21, $3 for 21 and up Contact: 256-435-6090 theater I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change What: Long-running off-Broadway show about modern relationships When: 2:30 and 8 p.m. Where: McClellan Theater, 100 Gamecock Drive, Anniston How much: $20 for adults, $10 for students and children 4 and up. Contact: 256-820-CAST

sunDAY

Music Karaoke with Bret When: 8 p.m. Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300 Karaoke with DJ Tater When: 8 p.m. Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free

Contact: 256-237-5996 theater I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change What: Long-running off-Broadway show about modern relationships When: 2:30 p.m. Where: McClellan Theater, 100 Gamecock Drive, Anniston How much: $20 for adults, $10 for students and children 4 and up. Contact: 256-820-CAST or www.castalabama.com

monDAY

MUSIC Karaoke by Mossburg When: 8-11 p.m. Where: Jefferson’s, 407 Pelham Road N., Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-435-3456 event Invisible Children What: Program to help child victims of war in Africa. A video will be shown, and a survivor will tell her story. When: 7-8 p.m. Where: Wesley Foundation, JSU campus How much: Free and open to the public Contact: 256-295-2867

tuesDAY

MUSIC Karaoke with Bret When: 8 p.m. Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300 Karaoke with DJ Tater When: 8 p.m. Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-5996 EVENT Trivia Night with Prizes When: 7-10 p.m.

Where: Mellow Mushroom patio, 33 Industrial Drive, Oxford How much: Free Contact: 256-835-1444

wednesDAY

MUSIC Open Mic Night When: 8 p.m. Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300 Karaoke with DJ Tay Tay When: 9 p.m. Where: Heroes American Grille, 8896 McClellan Blvd., Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-405-4366 Karaoke by Mossburg When: 9 p.m. Where: Applebee’s, 612 E. Hamric Drive, Oxford How much: Free Contact: 256-835-2434 DJ Stroke When: 10 p.m. Where: Brother’s Bar, 206 Pelham Road S., Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-435-6090 COMEDY Comedy Open Mic Night with Eric Swann and Kool-Aide When: 8:30 p.m. Where: Blu’s Bar, 1013 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-235-0613

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Lunch and Learn What: Free gardening program sponsored by Calhoun County Master Gardeners and Calhoun County Commission. This month’s program is “Fall Color and Tree ID Tour” presented by Dr. David West of the Calhoun County Extension Service. When: Noon Where: Cane Creek Community Garden, McClellan How much: Free, bring your own lunch Contact: 256-237-1621

thursDAY

MUSIC Scott Grant What: Easy listening When: 6 p.m. Where: Garfrerick’s Cafe, 655 Creekside Drive, Oxford How much: Free Contact: 256-831-0044 Party on the Patio feat. Keitha Williams What: Acoustic rock When: 6-9 p.m. Where: The Victoria Restaurant, 1604 Quintard Ave., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-3953 Karaoke by Mossburg When: 7-10 p.m. Where: Patio of Mellow Mushroom, 33 Industrial Drive, Oxford How much: Free Contact: 256-831-1444 Karaoke with DJ Tater When: 8 p.m. Where: AJ’s Sunset Bar and Grill, 1500 Hillyer Robinson Pkwy., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-5996 Karaoke with Billy 2 Bare When: 8 p.m. Where: Blu’s Bar, 1013 U.S. Highway 431, Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-235-0613 Karaoke with DJ Bret When: 8 p.m. Where: The Smoking Moose, 1214 Noble St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-741-9300 Jam Night/Open Mic When: 9 p.m. Where: The Peerless Saloon, 13 W. 10th St., Anniston How much: Free Contact: 256-237-1899 Open Mic with Riley Green When: 9:30 p.m. Where: Heroes American Grille, 8896 McClellan Blvd., Jacksonville How much: Free Contact: 256-405-4366

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THE play’s the thing LOCAL THEATER 2011– 2012 SEASON

By Erin Williams Special to The Star

Like Hamlet said, the play is the thing ... at least it is around Calhoun County. Lcoal theater companies are gearing up for the 2011-12 season, and while the likes of Hamlet won’t come around here, Shakespeare is, with Jacksonville State University’s production of Much Ado About Nothing in November. Want to get out to the theater sooner than that? CAST’s season opener, I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change, has its final performances this weekend, and the Ritz Theater in Talladega will present Civil War Voices in early October. From comedy to tragedy, musicals to children’s stories, upcoming local theater productions will have something for just about anyone.

JACKSONVILLE STATE UNIVERSITY DRAMA All JSU performances are staged at the Ernest Stone Performing Arts Center on the corner of 11th Street and Church Avenue in Jacksonville. For more information and tickets, call 256-782-5648 or go to www.jsu.edu/drama. Leading Ladies by Ken Ludwig, Oct. 6-9. Two down-and-out male English Shakespearean actors aim to turn their luck around by posing as the long lost relatives of an elderly woman in order to collect her fortune. $10. Much Ado About Nothing by William Shakespeare, Nov. 17-20. It’s men versus women in a comedy of two couples, one desperately try to hide their affection; the other shielding their relationship from slander. $10. Rent by Jonathan Larson, Feb. 16-19 and 2426, 2012. The classic modern-day rock opera based on La Boheme, set against the backdrop of ‘80s New York in a time of song and survival. $15.

The Syringa Tree by Pamela Gien, April 1215, 2012. This Obie-award-winning play presents the four-generation story of two families — one black, one white — in 1960s South Africa and the two children born into their shared home. $10. Snoopy!!! by Charles Schultz, May 9-13, 2012. The Peanuts gang comes to life in the sequel to You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown. $15. Dead Towns of Alabama by Barry Bradford, June 20-24, 2012. A middle-aged bookstore clerk feels his life slipping away from him until he receives a package leading him to the home of the father who abandoned his family 35 years ago.$10.

CAST All CAST plays are staged at the McClellan Theater, 100 Gamecock Drive, Anniston. For more information and tickets, call 256-820CAST or go to www. castalabama.com. I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change by Joe Dipietro. Tonight and Saturday night at 8, Saturday and Sunday at 2:30 p.m. Long-running off-Broadway show about relationships in the modern age. $20. It’s a Wonderful Life, Nov. 17-19 and 25-27. The holiday season kicks off with the story of selfless businessman George Bailey, who learns that money and possessions are nothing compared to the wealth of family and friends. $20. The Nerd by Larry Shue, Feb. 2-4, 9-11, 2012. A distanced friendship is put to the test when one friend, inconvenienced by the other’s presence, is driven to explore what it would take to get rid of him for good. $20. Cat on a Hot Tin Roof by Tennessee Williams, April 26-28 and May 3-5, 2012. This

Pulitzer-prize-winning play sheds light into the lies and shakiness of one Southern family. $20.

Higgins transforming and eventually falling in love with misfit Eliza Doolittle.

JACKSONVILLE OPERA THEATRE

THE HISTORIC RITZ THEATRE

For more information, call 256-782-5876 or go to www.music.jsu.edu/OPERA/. For tickets, call 1-800-838-3006.

15 Court Square North, Talladega. For tickets and information, call 256-315-0000 or visit www.talladegaritz.com.

Princess and the Pea by Mary Carol Warwick. Oct. 20-21 at 7:30 p.m. at the Mason Hall Performance Center on the JSU campus, Nov. 4-5 at 7:30 p.m. at the Ritz Theatre in Gadsden. The fairy tale of a potential princess whose sleep is aggravated by a tiny pea is infused with song in this operatic rendition. Ticket price not yet available.

Civil War Voices by Mark Hayes and James R. Harris, Oct. 7 at 7:30 p.m. This musical performance presents the true stories of five individuals who lived through the “War Between The States,” gathered from their personal documents. Floor seats $25, mezzanine seats $20.

Romeo et Juliette by Charles Gounod, performed in collaboration with the Etowah Youth Orchestra. March 23-24, 2012, at Wallace Hall on the campus of Gadsden State Community College. The classic tale of star-crossed lovers. Ticket price not yet available.

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KNOX CONCERT SERIES All Knox Concert Series performances are staged at the Anniston Performing Arts Center at Anniston High School, 1301 Woodstock Ave. For tickets, call 256-237-3464. For more information, visit www.knoxconcertseries.org. My Fair Lady by Lerner and Loewe. Nov. 17, 7:30 p.m. at the Anniston Performing Arts Center. Season tickets are $150; individual tickets range from $50 to $75 per performance. The play and movie Pygmalion, created by George Bernard Shaw and Gabriel Pascal, respectively, transforms into a musical with Professor Henry

All listed ticket prices are for adult admission only.

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By Erin Williams Special to The Star

Pulitzer-prize-winning play sheds light into the lies and shakiness of one Southern family. $20.

Higgins transforming and eventually falling in love with misfit Eliza Doolittle.

JACKSONVILLE OPERA THEATRE

THE HISTORIC RITZ THEATRE

For more information, call 256-782-5876 or go to www.music.jsu.edu/OPERA/. For tickets, call 1-800-838-3006.

15 Court Square North, Talladega. For tickets and information, call 256-315-0000 or visit www.talladegaritz.com.

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All listed ticket prices are for adult admission only.

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(Joined in Progress) (N) (Live) PJohnson Cllege Football ACC Pre-Game MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Washington Nationals. (N) (Live) Baseball SPSO Shoot › “A Sound of Thunder” (2005) Edward Burns. ›› “100 Million BC” (2008) Michael Gross. ›› “The Land That Time Forgot” (2009) Å “Roadkill” (2011, Horror) Diarmuid Noyes. Jeepers 2 SYFY “Termination Point” Bugtime Auto B. Hopkins God Rocks Goliath Ishine The Lads Hermie Caterpillr Paws/Tails Heroes & Legends News Praise the Lord Å Memories TBN Wonder ›› “Guess Who” (2005, Comedy) Bernie Mac. ›› “The Wedding Date” (2005) Amy Adams Jim King King Seinfeld Seinfeld Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang TBS ›› “Runaway Bride” (1999) Å ›› “Casino Murder Zorro Rides Zorro Rides ›› “Tarzan’s Fight for Life” (1958) ›››› “Ben-Hur” (1959, Historical Drama) Charlton Heston, Jack Hawkins, Stephen Boyd. Friends be- ›››› “The Spirit of St. Louis” (1957, Biography) TCM Case” (1935) Å Gordon Scott, Eve Brent. come bitter enemies during the time of Christ. James Stewart, Patricia Smith. Å Moving Up ’ Å Moving Up ’ Å 48 Hours: Hard Evid. 48 Hours: Hard Evid. 48 Hours: Hard Evid. 48 Hours: Hard Evid. 48 Hours: Hard Evid. 48 Hours: Hard Evid. Evidence TLC Moving Up ’ Å Law & Order A deal with The Closer “An Ugly Law & Order “Life Line” ››› “The Matrix Reloaded” (2003) Keanu Reeves. Freedom ›› “The Matrix Revolutions” (2003) Keanu Reeves. Neo, Mor- ›› “The Fast and the Furious: TNT a criminal. ’ Game” Å ’ Å (DVS) fighters revolt against machines. Å pheus and Trinity battle vicious machines. Å Tokyo Drift” (2006) Lucas Black. Almost Looney Looney Adventure Adventure Adventure Gumball Gumball Johnny T Johnny T Regular Regular Regular Adventure Adventure Spy Kids TOON Bakugan Johnny T Almost Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Extreme Makeover Three’s Company 3’s Co. 3’s Co. 3’s Co. 3’s Co. 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Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Scorched Earth” Alabama’s 13 News at Saturday Night Live ’ Å ` WVTM accused killer. ’ Å ’Å A diplomat is charged with assault. ’ Å 10:00pm (N) Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å That ’70s Show ’ Å That ’70s Show ’ Å Family Guy Å Family Guy Å The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show 5 WTTO Two and a Half Men ’ Sunny King Auto Show ●High School Football Can-U-Relate Show 8 WJXS ●Pro Wrestling Time Machine Wheel of Fortune “Give ●College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) ABC 33/40 News at 10PM H WJSU Me a Break!” Å (N) ●Inside College Football Person of Interest “Pilot” Investigating a young prose- Unforgettable “Pilot” A former detective has a rare 48 Hours Mystery “Arturo Gatti’s Last Fight” (Season Inside Sports ’ NUMB3RS Behavior-modiJ WIAT Today cutor. ’ Å ability. ’ Å Premiere) The death of boxer Arturo Gatti. (N) fication project. ’ Monk “Mr. Monk Is on the Air” A radio shock-jock. Monk The death of Lt. Disher’s uncle. ’ Å Psych Shawn’s life becomes endangered. ’ Å Psych The death of an Army private. ’ Å L WPXH Monk ’ Å ●Titan’s All Access 30 Rock ’ Å 30 Rock ’ Å Hollyscoop ’ Å ¥ WABM ●Ring of Honor Wrestling ›› “Freedomland” (2006, Crime Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Julianne Moore, Edie Falco. CABLE ENTERTAINMENT Local Programming College Football Action News Nightbeat ^ TV-2 Entertainment Tonight Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å A&E Storage Wars Å ›› “The Exorcism of ››› “The Others” (2001, Suspense) Nicole Kidman, Christopher Eccleston, Alakina Mann. Premiere. A devout woman believes ghosts in- ››› “The Others” (2001, Suspense) Nicole Kidman, Christopher Eccleston. A deAMC Emily Rose” (2005) Å habit her darkened island mansion. vout woman believes ghosts inhabit her darkened island mansion. Too Cute! Three distinct puppy litters. ’ Bad Dog! A piano-playing dog; a pet buffalo. Å Bad Dog! A dog that doesn’t know when to stop. Bad Dog! A piano-playing dog; a pet buffalo. Å ANPL Bad Dog! “Houdinis” ’ Battlestar Galactica Roslin flashes back. ’ Å Doctor Who The Doctor visits an old friend. (N) ’ The Nerdist (N) Å Funny as Hell “Show Two” (N) Å Funny as Hell (N) Å BBC Battlestar Galactica ›› “Harlem Nights” (1989) Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor. Two 1930s nightclub owners turn the tables on a crime boss. Å BET › “B.A.P.S” (1997) Halle Berry. Georgia waitresses find themselves in a posh L.A. mansion. Å Celebrity Ghost Stories Celebrity Ghost Stories Å Celebrity Ghost Stories “Loretta Lynn” Å Celebrity Nightmares Decoded (N) Å Paranormal State Å Paranormal State Å BIO The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ››› “The Bourne Supremacy” (2004) Matt Damon, Franka Potente. Jason Bourne fights back when the CIA tries to kill him. The Bourne Supremacy BRAVO Real Housewives ›› “Starsky & Hutch” (2004, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson. Premiere. Two detectives investigate a cocaine dealer. ’ “The Dukes of Hazzard: Reunion!” (1997) John Schneider, Tom Wopat. ’ CMTV The Dukes of Hazzard Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself Comic performs. The Comedy Central Roast “Charlie Sheen” Actor Charlie Sheen. Å Workaholics Å COMEDY Blue Collar Comedy Tour Jeff Dunham’s Very Special Christmas Special American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior ’ Å American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior “Downsizing” American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior ’ Å American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior “Downsizing” DISC American Chopper Wizards of Waverly Place Wizards of Waverly Place A.N.T. Farm Cuts to the PrankStars “Walk the Good Luck Charlie “Ditch A.N.T. Farm Fletcher tries So Random! Buzz and Good Luck Charlie “Ter- Wizards of Waverly Place DISN Å school’s budget. Å Plank” Å Day” to sweet-talk Chyna. Neil pull pranks. ’ Å mite Queen” ›››› Titanic (1997) “Mean Girls 2” (2011) Meaghan Martin. Premiere. A clique of girls makes life difficult for a new student. The E! True Hollywood Story Bethenny Frankel. ’ The Soup Chelsea Lately E! ●College Football USC at Arizona State. (N) (Live) ESPN ●College Football Florida at Kentucky. (N) (Live) ●College Football Oregon at Arizona. (N) (Live) ESPN2 ●College Football Vanderbilt at South Carolina. (N) (Live) ››› “Finding Nemo” (2003, Comedy) Voices of Albert Brooks, Ellen DeGeneres. Animated. A fish searches for his missing son. ›› “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York” (1992) Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci. FAM ››› Bolt (2008) Chopped A fruit with two seafood ingredients. Chopped Eight-armed mystery ingredient. Chopped Mystery ingredients in the appetizer. Iron Chef America “Cora vs. Smith” FOOD Chopped ●UFC Countdown 135: Jones vs. Rampage ●Boxing Ramon Flores vs. Ramon Valadez. FOXSS ●College Football Florida Atlantic at Auburn. (N) (Live) ●College Football Missouri at Oklahoma. (N) (Live) The Incredible Hulk The League FX ››› “The War of the Roses” (1989, Comedy) Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner, Danny DeVito. Å ›› “The Jewel of the Nile” (1985, Adventure) Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner, Danny DeVito. Å FXM ›› Unfaithfully Yours ●High Stakes Poker Å Family Feud ’ Å Family Feud ’ Å Family Feud ’ Å Family Feud ’ Å Million Dollar Password ’ Å GSN Chain Reaction Å The Golden Girls “Trans- The Golden Girls “The Tri- The Golden Girls “On The Golden Girls Sophia The Golden Girls “Break The Golden Girls ’ Å The Golden Girls Sophia The Golden Girls “Stan’s The Golden Girls “The HALL plant” ’ Å angle” ’ Å Golden Girls” ’ Å challenges Dorothy. Å In” ’ Å has chest pains. ’ Å Return” ’ Å Custody Battle” ’ Å › “Little Fockers” (2010) Robert De Niro. Premiere. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å › “Jonah Hex” (2010, Action) Josh Brolin, John Malkovich. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å › “Little Fockers” (2010) Robert De Niro. ‘PG-13’ HBO ›› Lottery Ticket Å HGTV’d (N) Å The High Low Project (N) Secrets From a Stylist Home by Novogratz (N) Dina’s Party (N) Å Donna Decorates Dallas HGTV: The Making of Our Magazine Å H&G HGTV Magaz. IRT Deadliest Roads “Cut IRT Deadliest Roads “Overloaded!” Tensions between IRT Deadliest Roads “Pile of Corpses” Rick’s spotter IRT Deadliest Roads “Explosive Cargo” Rick and Lisa Ice Road Truckers “Pushing the Edge” Lisa’s first run HIST Off” Å Lisa and Tashi rise. Å leaves for a better job. Å drive without spotters. Å goes south in a hurry. Å ›› “A Walk to Remember” (2002) Shane West. A high-school delinquent courts a minister’s daughter. ›› “The Nanny Diaries” (2007, Comedy) Å LIFE “Mom, Dad and Her” (2008, Drama) Melora Hardin, Paul McGillion. Å Strike Back Stonebridge and Crawford find Clare. ›› “Hatchet II” (2010, Horror) Kane Hodder. Premiere. ’ ‘NR’ Å Strike Back ’ Å MAX ››› “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” (2003) Arnold Schwarzenegger. Heroes of World War II ›› “Hitler” (1962) Richard Basehart. ’ MILIT Secrets of World War II ›› “Hitler” (1962, Biography) Richard Basehart, Cardula Trantow. New light is shed on history’s most famous war criminal. ’ › “Billy Madison” (1995) Adam Sandler. A hotel magnate’s adult son goes back to grade school. ’ › “Mr. Deeds” (2002) Adam Sandler. A pizza maker inherits a fortune from a distant relative. ’ MTV Jersey Shore ’ Å Alaska State Troopers “Highway Hijinks” Frontier Force “Cowboy Mardi Gras” Frontier Force “Meth Van Takedown” Alaska State Troopers “Highway Hijinks” NGEO Explorer Big Time Rush (N) Å Supah Ninjas (N) Å iCarly “iHire an Idiot” ’ Friends Å Friends Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å NICK WorldWide Day of Play iCarly “iLove You” (N) MythBusters Mixing diet cola and Mentos candy. ’ How It’s Made ’ Å How It’s Made ’ Å How It’s Made ’ Å How It’s Made ’ Å MythBusters Mixing diet cola and Mentos candy. ’ SCIENCE MythBusters ’ Å › “Push” (2009) Chris Evans. iTV. Rogue psychics battle a covert government agency. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å › “Next Day Air” (2009, Comedy-Drama) Donald Faison. iTV. ’ ‘R’ Å Patton Oswalt SHOW ››› The Hurt Locker The Young and the Restless ’ Å The Young and the Restless ’ Å The Young and the Restless ’ Å The Young and the Restless ’ Å SOAP Young & Restless ●SPEED Center (N) (Live) ●NASCAR Performance SPEED ●Barrett-Jackson Automobile Auction From the Arena at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas, Nevada. (N) (Live) ●UFC 135 Prelims (N) ’ (Live) Å ››› “‘Crocodile’ Dundee” (1986, Comedy) Paul Hogan. An Australian hunting legend braves the wilds of Manhattan. ’ Å Crocodile Dundee II ’ SPIKE UFC Unleashed ’ Under the Lights Future Phenoms MLB Baseball: Braves at Nationals SPSO ●MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Washington Nationals. From Nationals Park in Washington, D.C. “Morlocks” (2011) David Hewlett. Premiere. Mutated monsters travel back in time to wreak havoc. “The Lost Tribe” (2009) Emily Foxler. Å SYFY ›› “Jeepers Creepers 2” (2003, Horror) Ray Wise, Jonathan Breck. In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley Å Hour of Power Å Billy Graham Classic Crusades Not a Fan Travel the Road Å TBN Precious Memories ›› “Observe and Report” (2009, Comedy) Seth Rogen, Ray Liotta. ›› “Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle” (2004) TBS The Big Bang Theory ’ ›› “Observe and Report” (2009, Comedy) Seth Rogen, Ray Liotta. ›››› “The Spirit of St. ›››› “Love Me Tonight” (1932, Musical Comedy) Maurice Chevalier, Jeanette MacDonald, Charlie Ruggles. ››› “Hallelujah, I’m a Bum” (1933, Musical Comedy) Al Jolson, Madge Evans, ››› “Hollywood Party” TCM Louis” (1957) Å Singing Paris tailor woos princess at castle. Å Frank Morgan. Central Park hobo loves mayor’s amnesiac girlfriend. (1934) Å 20/20 on TLC Wayne and Sharmon Stock’s murder. Prison Diaries “Confessions from Death Row” ’ 20/20 on TLC Two dads in the fight of their lives. TLC 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 20/20 on TLC Two dads in the fight of their lives. ›› “The Fast and the Fu- ›› “The Fast and the Furious” (2001, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez. Premiere. An un- ›› “2 Fast 2 Furious” (2003, Action) Paul Walker, Tyrese, Eva Mendes. Premiere. Two friends and a U.S. cusTNT rious: Tokyo Drift” dercover cop infiltrates the world of street racing. Å toms agent try to nail a criminal. Å The Oblongs ’ Å King of the Hill ’ Å King of the Hill ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å The Boondocks The Boondocks TOON ›› “Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over” (2003) Antonio Banderas, Carla Gugino. All in the Family All in the Family Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond “Security” ’ Å Everybody-Raymond TVLND All in the Family Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Confrontation” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Annihilated” ’ Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Shadow” Å Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Retro” Å USA Law & Order: SVU One Hit Wonders VH1 La La’s Full Court Life La La’s Full Court Life La La’s Full Court Life ›› “Be Cool” (2005, Comedy) John Travolta, Uma Thurman, Vince Vaughn. Chili Palmer runs afoul of record-industry players. ’ CABLE NEWS Til Debt Do Us Part ’ The Suze Orman Show “Real Estate Stupid” (N) Princess Tens of thousands of dollars of debt. (N) American Greed Michael Mastromarino. CNBC American Greed The story of the Mustang Ranch. 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MILIT Hitler’s Bodyguard ’ Hitler’s Bodyguard ’ Hitler’s Bodyguard ’ Hitler’s Bodyguard ’ Hitler’s Bodyguard ’ Hitler’s Bodyguard ’ Hitler’s Bodyguard ’ Hitler’s Bodyguard ’ Hitler’s Bodyguard ’ Bodyguard Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey MTV Jersey Shore ’ Å Drugs, Inc. “Meth” Explorer Detroit Gang Squad Bloods and Crips Lockdown “Gang War” Explorer Lockdown “Gangland” Border Wars Drug Lords NGEO Drugs, Inc. “Cocaine” Parents Big Time iCarly ’ iCarly ’ Victorious Victorious iCarly “iParty With Victorious” Å iCarly ’ iCarly ’ Big Time Ninjas NICK Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. 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Restore Restore Deadliest Warrior Å Bar Rescue ’ Bar Rescue “Bar Fight” ’ Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction SPIKE Auction ●FIGHTZONE Presents ●FIGHTZONE Presents Spotlight Spotlight Future Brawl Call Spotlight Dan Mul Und. My Words My Words SPSO Outdoors BackCoun XTERRA Spurrier “Ghost Town” (2009, Horror) Jessica Rose. › “House on Haunted Hill” (1999, Horror) ›› “Jeepers Creepers 2” (2003) Ray Wise. › “Thirteen Ghosts” (2001) Tony Shalhoub. Dead Sil SYFY Paranormal Witness Redempt. Love In Touch PowerPnt. Is Written B. Conley From Heart King Is J. Franklin John Hagee Today R. Parsley Dickow Jakes J. Meyer Youssef TBN K. Hagin Ed Young Miracle MLB TBS MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox at New York Yankees. (N) (Live) Å MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks. (N) Å King TBS Librarian “The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice” ››› “Cheers for Miss Bishop” (1941, Drama) ››› “The Children’s Hour” (1961, Drama) Audrey ›› “Top Banana” (1954) Phil Silvers, ››› “Oklahoma!” (1955) Gordon MacRae. An adaptation of the ››› “Bye Bye Birdie” (1963) Dick TCM Martha Scott, William Gargan. Å Hepburn, Shirley MacLaine. Å Rose Marie. Å Rodgers and Hammerstein Broadway hit. Å Van Dyke, Janet Leigh. Å Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Big Hair Big Hair Sister Wives ’ Å Sister Wives ’ Å Sister Sister Sister Sister Sister Sister Sister TLC Say Yes Law & Order “TurnLaw & Order “Showtime” ››› “V for Vendetta” (2006, Action) Natalie Portman, Hugo ›› “2 Fast 2 Furious” (2003, Action) Paul Walker, ›› “The Fast and the Furious” (2001, Action) Vin Diesel. An “Lord of TNT around” Å (DVS) Å (DVS) Weaving. A vigilante fights a fascist government. Å Tyrese, Eva Mendes. Å undercover cop infiltrates the world of street racing. Å the Rings” “Billy & Mandy’s Big Boogey Adventure” (2007) Squirrel Squirrel Gumball Gumball MAD MAD Adventure Adventure Adventure Adventure “Spy Kids: All the Time” TOON “Tom and Jerry” Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Extreme-Home Three’s Company 3’s Co. 3’s Co. 3’s Co. 3’s Co. Sanford & Son Å Sanford All-Family TVLND The Nanny The Nanny Extreme Makeover ››› “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” (1989) Harrison Ford. ›› “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” NCIS Officer’s sword. NCIS “Forced Entry” NCIS Å USA “Indiana Jones & the Temple” Basketball Wives LA Basketball Wives LA Basketball Wives LA ’ Basketball Wives LA Saturday Night Live ’ Saturday Night Live ’ Saturday Night Live ’ 40 Funniest Fails ’ VH1 La La CABLE NEWS Paid Prog. WEN Hair Paid Prog. $ Secrets FREE Bras Diabetes CNBC Paid Prog. Sexy Face Meaningful Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. FREE Bras Paid Prog. WEN Hair Paid Prog. 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Two friends ponder their lives during a road trip. Gospel Truth Lighthouse Sunny King Auto Show Rick & Bubba Å 1st Baptist Church Saks Rick & Bubba Å 8 WJXS Can-U-Relate Show Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Edition “Jubilee/Marshall Desperate Housewives “Secrets That I Never Want to Pan Am “Pilot” (Series Premiere) Dean pilots the Clip- ABC 33/40 News at 10PM The Zone H WJSU Edition Å Family” A woman who helps homeless veterans. (N) Know” Helping Carlos conceal his crime. Å per Majestic. (N) ’ Å (N) ●Nick Saban Show 60 Minutes (Season Pre- The Amazing Race “Kindness of Strangers” (Season The Good Wife “A New Day” (Season Premiere) Alicia CSI: Miami “Countermeasures” (Season Premiere) Inside Sports ’ J WIAT miere) (N) ’ Å Premiere) The teams begin the competition. (N) defends a student. (N) ’ Å Pursuing an escaped killer. (N) ’ Å Monk Adrian’s biggest fan. ’ Å Monk A rapper accused of murder. ’ Å Psych Shawn and Gus join a think tank. ’ Å Psych A shark attack. ’ Å L WPXH Monk ’ Å ●Oak Mountain High School Football ›› “Another 48 HRS.” (1990) Eddie Murphy. A detective and a convict reunite to catch a drug kingpin. Everybody Hates Chris Paid Program ¥ WABM The Unit ’ Å CABLE ENTERTAINMENT Action News Nightbeat ●Sports Zone Sunday ^ TV-2 Local Programming Criminal Minds Several families are murdered. Å Criminal Minds The team races to find the Reaper. Criminal Minds “Cradle to Grave” ’ Å Criminal Minds A truck driver kidnaps women. Å A&E Criminal Minds ’ Å › “Cold Creek Manor” (2003, Suspense) Dennis Quaid, Sharon Stone, Stephen Dorff. Premiere. An ex-con plagues a family in their new Breaking Bad “Crawl Space” Walt tries to protect his Breaking Bad “Crawl Space” Walt tries to protect his AMC mansion. Å secret. (N) Å secret. Å River Monsters: The Lost Reels “Amazonian Giant” Tanked A fish feeding problem. ’ Å Hillbilly Handfishin’ Chicago best friends. (N) Å Mud Money (N) ’ ANPL River Monsters ››› “Crimson Tide” (1995) Denzel Washington, Gene Hackman. U.S. submarine officers clash over orders to launch nukes. Å ››› Crimson Tide BBC Kitchen Nightmares ’ Kitchen Nightmares “Sushi Ko” ’ Å UNCF An Evening of Stars Patti LaBelle; Erykah Badu; Jill Scott. (N) Å BET ››› “The Preacher’s Wife” (1996) Denzel Washington. Premiere. An angel finds he is drawn to a pastor’s dulcet-toned wife. I Survived Å I Survived Assault; a tornado; left for dead. Å I Survived Taken hostage; abducted. Å I Survived...Beyond & Back “Chris, Tricia, Karen” I Survived...Beyond & Back Tony, Sharon, and Bob. BIO The Real Housewives of New Jersey The Real Housewives of New Jersey The Millionaire Matchmaker (N) ’ What Happens Housewives/NJ BRAVO Matchmaker Cribs ’ Å Extreme Makeover: Home Edition “Suggs Family” Extreme Makeover: Home Edition ’ Å Invitation Only Country star Trace Adkins performs. CMTV The Dukes of Hazzard ’ Å Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos The comic performs, with new characters. (N) Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos The comic performs, with new characters. COMEDY Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity The comic performs. Å Curiosity Archaeological finds linked to Atlantis. (N) Storm Chasers Greatest Storms 2011 (N) ’ Å Storm Chasers “Dixie Alley Outbreak” ’ Å Curiosity Archaeological finds linked to Atlantis. ’ DISC Almost, Away Good Luck Charlie “Ditch Good Luck Charlie “Alley Shake It Up! CeCe and A.N.T. Farm Chyna, Olive A.N.T. Farm “clarivoyANT” Shake It Up! “Match It Up” Shake It Up! CeCe and Good Luck Charlie Travel Good Luck Charlie “Alley DISN Day” Å Oops” (N) Å Rocky seek advice. (N) and Fletcher meet Zanko. Å Rocky seek advice. Å to Chicago. Å Oops” Å Keeping Up With the Kardashians Keeping Up With the Kardashians Kardashian Dirty Soap The lives of soap stars. Kendra Chelsea Lately E! ●Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å ●SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLB 2011: Field of Dreams (N) ESPN ●SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å ●NASCAR Now (N) Å 2011 World Series of Poker Main Event. ESPN2 ●NHRA Drag Racing AAA Texas Fall Nationals. From Dallas. (N Same-day Tape) Å ›› “G-Force” (2009) Bill Nighy. Live action/animated. Rodent spies work for the U.S. government. ›› “G-Force” (2009) Bill Nighy. Live action/animated. Rodent spies work for the U.S. government. FAM ››› Finding Nemo Challenge Cakes inspired by “The Lion King.” (N) The Great Food Truck Race “Miami Heat” (N) Sweet Genius Hard boiled eggs in dessert. (N) Chopped Smoked turkey leg dishes. FOOD Food Truck Race ●Amazing Sports Stories College Football Review World Poker Tour: Season 9 Volleyball FOXSS ●College Football Florida Atlantic at Auburn. ›› Mr. & Mrs. Smith ››› “Taken” (2008) Liam Neeson. A former spy uses his old skills to save his kidnapped daughter. ››› “Taken” (2008) Liam Neeson. A former spy uses his old skills to save his kidnapped daughter. FX ››› “Working Girl” (1988) Melanie Griffith. An ambitious Staten Island secretary moves up the ranks. ›› “Less Than Zero” (1987, Drama) Andrew McCarthy, Jami Gertz, Robert Downey Jr. Å FXM How to Steal a Million Dog Park Superstars Å Lingo Å Lingo Å Lingo Å Lingo Å Dog Park Superstars Å GSN Power of 10 ’ Å ›› “Personally Yours” (2000, Romance) Valerie Bertinelli, Jeffrey Nordling, Brit- “A Crush on You” (2011, Romance-Comedy) Brigid Brannagh, Sean Patrick Flanery, Michael Clarke Duncan. The Golden Girls “The The Golden Girls HALL tney Irvin. Children engineer a reunion between their divorced parents. Å A man e-mails the wrong woman with a message of affection. Å Way We Met” ’ Å Menopause panics Blanche. Boardwalk Empire Prem. Boardwalk Empire “21” (Season Premiere) (N) ’ Boardwalk Empire “21” ’ Å Boardwalk Empire “21” ’ Å HBO › “Little Fockers” (2010) Robert De Niro. ‘PG-13’ Holmes Inspection “Pump Up the Heat” ’ Å All American Handyman “Terrible Twos” (N) Å House Hunters (N) Å Hunters Int’l Property Brothers Å Property Brothers Å H&G Cash & Cari (N) Å Ice Road Truckers “The Ice Road Truckers “Judgement Day” Polar bear stand- Ice Road Truckers “The Last Dash” (Season Finale) IRT Deadliest Roads “The Death Road” Truckers take IRT Deadliest Roads “The Death Road” Truckers take HIST Heat Is On” Å off at Prudhoe Bay. Å Hugh and Rick come across an obstacle. (N) on the Andes Mountains. Å on the Andes Mountains. Å Drop Dead Diva Owen invites Jane to go sailing. Against the Wall “Memories We Fear” (N) Å Against the Wall “Memories We Fear” Å LIFE › “The Ugly Truth” (2009) Katherine Heigl, Gerard Butler. Premiere. Å ›› “Hatchet II” (2010, Horror) Kane Hodder, Danielle Harris. ’ ‘NR’ Å ››› “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” (1991, Science Fiction) Arnold Schwarzenegger. ’ ‘R’ Å MAX ›› “Due Date” (2010) Robert Downey Jr. ’ ‘R’ Hitler’s Last Deadly Secret: The Hunt for U-864 ’ The Fatal Attraction of Adolf Hitler Å The Fatal Attraction of Adolf Hitler Å Hitler’s Last Deadly Secret: The Hunt for U-864 ’ MILIT Hitler’s Bodyguard Å Jersey Shore Snooki and Deena party too hard. ’ Jersey Shore The guys spring Team Meatballs. ’ Awkward. “No Doubt” Awkward. ’ Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness ’ MTV Jersey Shore ’ Å Inside Cocaine Submarines Cocaine Sub Hunt Border Wars “Drug-Smuggling Grandma” (N) Inside Cocaine Submarines NGEO Tijuana Drug Lords My Wife and Kids Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å NICK SpongeBob SquarePants My Wife and Kids Å Dark Matters: Twisted but True ’ Å Dark Matters: Twisted but True Sexy secret agent. Dark Matters: Twisted but True ’ Å Dark Matters: Twisted but True ’ Å SCIENCE Twisted but True Dexter (iTV) Dexter is being lured into a trap. Å Weeds (iTV) ’ Å The Big C (iTV) ’ Å ›› “Piranha” (2010, Horror) Elisabeth Shue, Adam Scott. iTV. ’ ‘R’ Å Weeds (iTV) ’ Å SHOW Six Wives-Hen General Hospital Franco decides to return to town. General Hospital ’ Å General Hospital ’ Å General Hospital Anthony makes a decision. Å SOAP General Hospital Å ●SPEED Center American Trucker American Trucker Wrecked Car Crazy SPEED ●SPEED Center (N) (Live) ●Wind Tunnel With Dave Despain (N) (Live) Auction Hunters ’ Auction Hunters ’ Auction Hunters ’ Auction Hunters ’ Bar Rescue Jon tries to save Angry Ham’s Garage. Bar Rescue Jon Taffer resuscitates Downey’s. ’ SPIKE Auction Hunters ’ ●College Football California at Washington. SPSO The Steve Spurrier Show ●College Football Vanderbilt at South Carolina. (Taped) ›› “Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead” (2009, Horror) Janet Montgomery, Tom Frederic. Premiere. ››› “Wrong Turn 2: Dead End” (2007) Å SYFY ›› “Dead Silence” (2007, Horror) Ryan Kwanten, Amber Valletta. Joel Osteen Å Kerry Shook Ministries Kenneth Copeland Å Changing Your World › “Megiddo” (2001, Suspense) Michael York, Michael Biehn, Diane Venora. ››› To Hell and Back TBN Jack Hayford Å ›› “Get Smart” (2008) Steve Carell. Agent Maxwell Smart battles the KAOS crime syndicate. Å TBS The King of Queens ’ ›› “Get Smart” (2008) Steve Carell. Agent Maxwell Smart battles the KAOS crime syndicate. Å ››› “Bye Bye Birdie” ››› “Back Street” (1941, Drama) Charles Boyer, Margaret Sullavan, Richard ›› “Back Street” (1961, Drama) Susan Hayward, John Gavin, Vera Miles. An Ohio woman spends her life as a married New Yorker’s misTCM (1963) Dick Van Dyke. Carlson. Ohio woman spends life as married New Yorker’s mistress. tress. Sister Wives The family builds their new life. Å Sister Wives Robyn announces her new pregnancy. 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Dr. Phil News News CBS News J WIAT Let’s Make a Deal Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Monk Varied Monk Varied Monk Without L WPXH Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Ghost Whisperer Steve Wilkos Show The Jeremy Kyle Show The People’s Court Judge Judge Judge Mathis Maury Fam. Guy Fam. Guy Simpsons ¥ WABM Paid Prog. Love Lucy Jerry Springer CABLE ENTERTAINMENT Local Programming Action News at Noon Local Programming Chan. 2 Action News Chan. 2 Action News Chan. 2 Action News Local Prog ^ TV-2 The Doctors CSI: Miami The First 48 Hoarders Intervention Criminal Minds Criminal Minds The First 48 The First 48 Varied A&E CSI: Miami M ›››› “GoodFellas” (1990) Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci. Å ›››› “The Silence of the Lambs” (1991) Jodie Foster. › “Cold Creek Manor” (2003, Suspense) Dennis Quaid. Å ›› “Broken Arrow” (1996) John Travolta. Å T ›› “The Yards” (2000) Mark Wahlberg. Å ›››› “The Untouchables” (1987) Kevin Costner. Å ›› “Broken Arrow” (1996) John Travolta, Christian Slater. ››› “The Perfect Storm” (2000) George Clooney. Å ››› “The Perfect Storm” (2000) George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg. Å ››› “The Italian Job” (2003) Mark Wahlberg. Å ›› “Swordfish” (2001) Å AMC W ›› “Two Minute Warning” (1976) Charlton Heston. Å TH ››› “The Hurricane” (1999) Denzel Washington, Vicellous Reon Shannon. Å ›› “Rambo: First Blood Part II” (1985) Å › “Bulletproof” (1996) Damon Wayans. Å ›› “King Arthur” (2004) Clive Owen. F ›› “King Arthur” (2004) ›› “The Peacemaker” (1997) George Clooney, Nicole Kidman. Å ››› “No Country for Old Men” (2007) Tommy Lee Jones. ›› “Pearl Harbor” (2001) Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett. Å Ramsay’s Kitchen Doctor Who G Ramsay’s F Word Ramsay’s Kitchen Kitchen Nightmares Star Trek: Next Doctor Who Doctor Who Top Gear BBC Ramsay’s Kitchen Bernie Jamie F. Jamie F. Jamie F. Jamie F. 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Å ››› “Broken Lance” (1954) Spencer Tracy. ›› “Hudson’s Bay” (1940) Paul Muni. Å ›› “Honor Thy Father” (1973) Joseph Bologna. ›› “100 Rifles” (1969) Jim Brown. ››› “The Jackpot” (1950) Å ›› “Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation” (1962) Å ››› “Made for Each Other” (1971) Å ›› “Trapped in Paradise” (1994) FXM W How to Be ›› “The Best Things in Life Are Free” (1956) TH › “Caprice” (1967, Comedy) Doris Day. Å ››› “I Can Get It for You Wholesale” (1951) ››› “Let’s Make Love” (1960) Marilyn Monroe. ›››› “Breaking Away” (1979) Å ›› “Sister, Sister” (1982, Drama) F “House of Bamboo” Å ›› “A Farewell to Arms” (1957) Rock Hudson, Jennifer Jones. Å ››› “Deadfall” (1968) Michael Caine. Å ›› “Desire in the Dust” (1960) Raymond Burr. “La Métamorphose des Cloportes” Pyramid Match Gm. Match Gm. Lingo Lingo Deal or No Deal Catch 21 1 vs. 100 Whammy! Chain Rctn Fam. Feud Fam. 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Varied Programs Barrett-Jackson Spec. ●Monster Jam Hub Varied SPEED Varied Programs Varied CSI: Crime Scene Varied Programs SPIKE CSI: NY Pre-Game Baseball SPSO Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Baseball Varied Programs SYFY Varied Programs Behind Varied J. Robison M. Hickey The 700 Club J. Hagee Varied Praise the Lord Varied TBN R. Parsley Your Day Copeland Varied Programs Browns Yes, Dear Raymond Jim Browns Amer. Dad Earl Raymond Raymond Jim Raymond Friends Friends Friends Friends King King Seinfeld TBS Browns M ››› “Anthony Adverse” (1936) ›› “Parnell” (1937, Drama) Clark Gable. Å ››› “The Earl of Chicago” (1940) ›› “A Yank at Eton” (1942) Mickey Rooney. ›› “She Went to the Races” (1945) ›› “It’s a Dog’s Life” T “The Oklahoma Kid” ›› “The Man From Dakota” (1940) ›› “Montana Moon” (1930) Å ››› “Texas” (1941, Western) William Holden. Private Screenings ››› “The Group” (1966, Drama) Candice Bergen. Å ››› “Woman of the Year” (1942) Å (DVS) ›› “I Take This Woman” (1940) ››› “Northwest Passage” (1940) Spencer Tracy. Å ››› “The Great Lie” (1941) Å TCM W Cast-Giant ›› “Thieves Fall Out” (1941) TH Towed ›› “Heat Lightning” (1934, Drama) ›› “Taxi!” (1932) Å ›››› “The Killers” (1946) Burt Lancaster. ››› “The Naked City” (1948) Barry Fitzgerald. ›››› “Street Scene” (1931) “American Madness” F ››› “Black Narcissus” (1947) Å ›› “The End of the Affair” (1955) Deborah Kerr. ›››› “The Innocents” (1961) Deborah Kerr. ››› “The Journey” (1959) Deborah Kerr. Å ››› “The Sundowners” (1960) Deborah Kerr. Say Yes Say Yes What Not to Wear Baby Story Baby Story Multiples Baby’s Varied Programs TLC Varied Programs Supernatural Las Vegas Las Vegas Cold Case The Closer Law & Order Law & Order Law & Order Law TNT Supernatural Garfield Scooby Scooby Looney Tunes Jerry Varied Garfield Stupid Dog Johnny T Sidekick Almost Adventure Regular Varied Programs Johnny T Varied TOON Garfield Sanford All-Family Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza Jeffersons Sanford Varied Sanford All-Family TVLND Bewitched Bewitched Sanford NCIS Varied Programs USA Varied Programs Varied Programs VH1 Jump Start CABLE NEWS Strategy Money Power Lunch Street Signs Closing Bell Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Mny Varied Mad Money Report CNBC Squawk on the Street The Call CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer John King CNN CNN Newsroom America Live Studio/Shepard Smith Your World W/ Cavuto The Five Special Report FOX Rep’t FNC America’s Newsroom Happening Now MSNBC Live MSNBC News Live Andrea Mitchell News Nation Martin Bashir Dylan Ratigan Hardball Matthews PoliticsNation Hardball MSNBC Jansing and Co.

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BROADCAST CHANNELS Terra Nova “Genesis” (Series Premiere) The Shannon family travels back in time. (N) ’ Å & WBRC Inside Edition (N) Å PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Antiques Roadshow “Raleigh, North Carolina” Arts & Antiques Roadshow A 1920s and 1930s-era folk art _ WCIQ Crafts desk and lamp. ’ (Part 1 of 3) Å quilt depicts Mormon history; painting. Å Access Hollywood ’ Å The Sing-Off “Season Premiere: Pt. II” The second set of groups performs. (N) ’ (Part 2 of 2) Å ` WVTM

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FOX6 News at 9:00 PM FOX6 News at 9:30 PM American Experience “Seabiscuit” The story of racehorse Seabiscuit. ’ Å (DVS) The Playboy Club “The Scarlett Bunny” The girls train to be a covergirl. (N) ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å 30 Rock ’ Å TV24 News at Nine Castle “Heroes & Villains” A vigilante is suspected of murder. (N) ’ Å Hawaii Five-0 “Ua Lawe Wale” Gov. Denning adds an officer to Five-0. (N) ’ Å Criminal Minds Three of the team are missing. ’ Excused “Ziggity Boom” American Dad ’ Å

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FOX6 News at 10:00 PM TMZ (N) ’ Å American Experience “The Polio Crusade” Jonas Salk’s polio vaccine. ’ Å (DVS) Alabama’s 13 News at The Tonight Show With 10:00pm (N) Å Jay Leno (N) ’ Å The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show Rick & Bubba Å ABC 33/40 News at 10PM Nightline (N) Å (N) CBS 42 News at 10 (N) Late Show With David Letterman (N) ’ Å Criminal Minds Murderous psychiatrist. ’ Å House of Payne House of Payne

Hart of Dixie “Hart of Dixie” (Series Premiere) (N) 5 WTTO The Big Bang Theory ’ Gossip Girl Serena makes a mistake at work. Å What a Deal Cheers ’ Å Cheers ’ Å 8 WJXS The Lucy Show Å Wheel of Fortune “Spa Dancing With the Stars (N) ’ (Live) Å H WJSU Fantasy” (N) Å Entertainment Tonight (N) How I Met Your Mother 2 Broke Girls Caroline Two and a Half Men (N) Mike & Molly “Goin’ J WIAT ’ Å “Ducky Tie” (N) ’ Å tries to be helpful. (N) ’ ’ Å Fishin”’ ’ Å Monk A famous daredevil is Monk’s archrival. Å Criminal Minds “Doubt” ’ Å L WPXH Monk ’ Å Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ’ Å Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Hysteria” Å ¥ WABM Seinfeld “The Hot Tub” CABLE ENTERTAINMENT Local Programming Action News Nightbeat Local Programming ^ TV-2 Entertainment Tonight Hoarders A house is full of games and puzzles. Hoarders A hoarder’s husband sleeps in his car. Intervention Gabe was abandoned when he was 3. Intervention “Casie” A $500-a-week meth habit. A&E Hoarders “Jim; Susan” ›› “Broken Arrow” ››› “The Perfect Storm” (2000, Suspense) George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, John C. Reilly. A fishing boat sails into the storm of the century. Å ››› “The Perfect Storm” (2000, Suspense) George AMC (1996) John Travolta. Clooney, Mark Wahlberg. Å Wrong Turn: The Kati Kim Story A family Thanksgiving vacation. (N) ’ I Shouldn’t Be Alive “Date From Hell” ’ Å ANPL I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ I Shouldn’t Be Alive “Date From Hell” ’ Å Top Gear Demolishing houses; Jensen Interceptor. Top Gear James and Jeremy travel to the seaside. Å Top Gear The guys’ Australian counterparts. Å Top Gear Å BBC Top Gear Å ›› “Kingdom Come” (2001) LL Cool J. Family members react differently to a patriarch’s passing. Å BET ››› “Love & Basketball” (2000) Sanaa Lathan, Omar Epps. A passion for the game leads to love for two best friends. Å I Survived Å Biography Musical group Guns N’ Roses. Å Biography “Metallica” The band Metallica. Å Biography “Aerosmith” The band Aerosmith. Å Biography Red Hot Chili Peppers. Å BIO The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (N) Most Eligible Dallas “Friendly as Fire Ants” (N) What Happens Real Housewives BRAVO Matchmaker ›› “Stripes” (1981, Comedy) Bill Murray, Harold Ramis. A joy ride takes two Army recruits across enemy lines. ’ Å ›› “Stripes” (1981, Comedy) Bill Murray, Harold Ramis. ’ Å CMTV Extreme Makeover Futurama ’ Å South Park Å It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny Daily Show/Jon Stewart The Colbert Report (N) COMEDY 30 Rock “Up All Night” American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior ’ Å American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior (N) ’ Å American Underworld (N) ’ Å American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior ’ Å DISC American Chopper Wizards of Waverly Place Good Luck Charlie “Alley ›› “High School Musical 3: Senior Year” (2008, Musical Comedy) Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tis- Good Luck Charlie “Alley A.N.T. Farm Chyna sus- Wizards of Waverly Place DISN Å Oops” Å dale. Graduation puts the future of Troy and Gabriella’s love in question. ‘G’ Å Oops” Å pects her teachers. Å Å E! News (N) Dirty Soap The lives of soap stars. Kendra Keeping Up With the Kardashians Kardashian Chelsea Lately (N) E! News E! ●SportsCenter (N) Å NFL Football Washington Redskins at Dallas Cowboys. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) ESPN Monday Night Countdown (N) (Live) Å ●Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å ●SportsCenter (N) Å ●College Football Live 2011 World Series of Poker Main Event. ESPN2 ●SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å The Lying Game Sutton might get more information. ›› “Step Up 2 the Streets” (2008, Drama) Briana Evigan, Robert Hoffman, Will Kemp. The 700 Club Å FAM The Lying Game Unwrapped Crave (N) Best Thing Ate Best Thing Ate Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive FOOD Challenge World Poker Tour: Season 9 The Car Show Everything in the automotive world. FOXSS ●College Football Missouri at Oklahoma. (Taped) Two and a Half Men ’ ›› “XXX” (2002, Action) Vin Diesel, Asia Argento, Marton Csokas. A spy tries to stop an anarchist with weapons. ›› “XXX” (2002, Action) Vin Diesel, Asia Argento. FX ››› “Panic in Needle Park” (1971, Drama) Al Pacino, Kitty Winn, Alan Vint. Å FXM Cinderella Liberty (1973) ››› “Panic in Needle Park” (1971, Drama) Al Pacino, Kitty Winn, Alan Vint. Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å Family Feud Å Family Feud ’ Å The Newlywed Game Baggage Å GSN Baggage (N) Å Little House on the Little House on the Prairie “Laura Ingalls Wilder” Al- Frasier “Motor Skills” Auto- Frasier Frasier, Niles pro- Frasier Frasier’s different Frasier Frasier tries to Frasier Niles wins a huge Frasier Roz need a narraHALL Prairie (Part 2 of 2) Å manzo will not let Laura teach. Å mobile-repair class. duce show. ’ Å love lives. ’ Å save Kenny’s marriage. cash-prize. ’ Å tor for a documentary. Real Time With Bill Maher ’ Å ››› “The Town” (2010) Ben Affleck. A woman doesn’t realize that her new beau is a bank robber. ‘R’ ››› “Catfish” (2010) ’ ‘PG-13’ Å HBO REAL Sports Gumbel House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l Showhouse Showdown Making interiors pop. (N) House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l H&G House Hunters Å American Pickers “Motor Pawn Stars 1941 Indian Pawn Stars World War II American Pickers “8th Grade Humor” The guys Pawn Stars “Security” (N) Pawn Stars “Poker Night” Top Shot “Tricked Out” A pistol champion teaches trick HIST City” Å motorcycle; golf club. bomb-sight. Å freestyle in Iowa. (N) Å Å (N) Å shots. Å Unsolved Mysteries Tami Lynn Leppert. Å “The Bling Ring” (2011) Jennifer Grey. Premiere. California teens burglarize the homes of celebrities. Against the Wall “Memories We Fear” Å LIFE Unsolved Mysteries ›› “The Wolfman” (2010) Benicio Del Toro. A nobleman becomes the embodiment of a terrible curse. ›› “Hatchet II” (2010, Horror) Kane Hodder, Danielle Harris. ’ ‘NR’ Å Busty Cops MAX ››› Big Stan (2007) Great Planes “F-104 Starfighter” ’ Å Surviving the Cut Students face extend training day. American Commandos: Night Riders ’ Å MILIT Secrets of World War II American Commandos: Night Riders ’ Å Fantasy Factory Fantasy Factory Fantasy Factory Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness (N) ’ Death Valley (N) ’ Cuff’d (N) ’ Ridiculousness ’ MTV Fantasy Factory Supercarrier: The USS Ronald Reagan Border Wars “Drug-Smuggling Grandma” Border Wars “Smuggler’s Tunnel” Supercarrier: The USS Ronald Reagan NGEO Border Wars My Wife and Kids Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å That ’70s Show ’ Å That ’70s Show ’ Å NICK SpongeBob SquarePants Family BrainSurge Å When Earth Erupts “Americas” ’ Å Curiosity Is a global apocalypse likely? ’ Å Predicting Monster Earthquakes ’ Å When Earth Erupts “Americas” ’ Å SCIENCE When Earth Erupts Å “Triangle” (2009) Melissa George. iTV. Yacht passengers encounter mysterious weather conditions. ‘R’ Weeds (iTV) (N) ’ Å The Big C (iTV) (N) Å Weeds (iTV) ’ Å The Big C (iTV) ’ Å SHOW ›› Letters to Juliet Days of our Lives ’ Å One Life to Live ’ Å General Hospital ’ Å The Young and the Restless ’ Å SOAP Young & Restless Monster Jam (N) Pass Time Pass Time Car Science Car Science Monster Jam SPEED Pass Time 1,000 Ways to Die ’ 1,000 Ways to Die ’ 1,000 Ways to Die ’ 1,000 Ways to Die ’ 1,000 Ways to Die ’ 1,000 Ways to Die ’ 1,000 Ways to Die ’ 1,000 Ways to Die ’ SPIKE 1,000 Ways to Die ’ ●Braves Live! Postgame ●Braves Live! Postgame MLB Baseball: Phillies at Braves SPSO ●MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at Atlanta Braves. From Turner Field in Atlanta. (N) (Live) Alphas “Blind Spot” Alphas “The Unusual Suspects” Alphas “Original Sin” (Season Finale) (N) Warehouse 13 “Shadows” ’ Å SYFY Alphas Behind the Scenes Å Mark Chironna Å Kingdom Connection Jesse Duplantis Å Praise the Lord Å TBN The Potter’s Touch Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Conan Taylor Lautner; Kevin Hart; N. Brennan. (N) TBS Seinfeld “The Nap” ’ ›› “It’s a Dog’s Life” ››› “The Painted Veil” (1934, Drama) Greta Garbo, Herbert Marshall, George ›› “China Sky” (1945, War) Randolph Scott, Ruth Warrick, Ellen Drew. An Ameri- ››› “The Inn of the Sixth Happiness” (1958, BiogTCM (1955) Jeff Richards. Brent. Doctor takes naughty wife on cholera crusade in China. Å can doctor helps guerrillas harass the Japanese. Å raphy) Ingrid Bergman, Curt Jurgens. Å Cake Boss ’ Å Cake Boss ’ Å Cake Boss ’ Å Cake Boss ’ Å Cake Boss (N) ’ Å Cake Boss (N) ’ Å Cake Boss ’ Å Cake Boss ’ Å TLC Cake Boss ’ Å Law & Order Van Buren Law & Order “Family Friend” An officer kills a murder Law & Order “Cut” Careless liposuction. ’ Å (DVS) The Closer “Unknown Trouble” Brenda is the target of CSI: NY “Redemption” Hawkes confronts a tragic seTNT searches for a killer. ’ suspect. ’ Å (DVS) a civil suit. Å cret. ’ Å Adventure Time MAD (N) King of the Hill ’ Å King of the Hill ’ Å American Dad ’ Å American Dad ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å TOON World of Gumball M*A*S*H “No Sweat” M*A*S*H Å Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond The Nanny Fran thinks the children are neglected. TVLND All in the Family ●WWE Monday Night RAW (N) ’ (Live) Å NCIS “Tribes” Muslim Marine found dead. ’ Å ›› “Quantum of Solace” (2008) Daniel Craig. USA NCIS “Ravenous” Å La La’s Full Court Life The T.O. Show (N) ’ Basketball Wives LA ’ La La’s Full Court Life The T.O. Show ’ VH1 Basketball Wives LA ’ Basketball Wives LA (N) ’ CABLE NEWS How I Made My Millions Mad Money CNBC The Kudlow Report (N) Enron: Smartest Guys in the Room Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan Tonight (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å John King, USA CNN John King, USA (N) Politics & Public Policy Today CSPAN House of Reps. The Communicators Tonight From Washington Capital News Today CSPAN2 U.S. Senate Coverage The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) On the Record With Greta Van Susteren (N) Å The O’Reilly Factor Å FNC FOX Report The Rachel Maddow Show (N) The Ed Show (N) The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell MSNBC Hardball Chris Matthews The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell (N)

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BROADCAST CHANNELS Glee Shelby Corcoran shows up at McKinley. (N) New Girl “Kryptonite” (N) Raising Hope (N) Å & WBRC Inside Edition (N) Å PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å History Detectives Club Continental business card. Niagara Falls The history and a tour of Niagara Falls. _ WCIQ (N) ’ Å ’Å Access Hollywood ’ Å The Biggest Loser The teams learn about access to the gym. (N) ’ Å ` WVTM

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FOX6 News at 9:00 PM FOX6 News at 9:30 PM FOX6 News at 10:00 PM TMZ (N) ’ Å Frontline “The Man Behind the Mosque” Proposed 18 Voices Sing Kol Nidre Kol Nidre, sacred prayer in mosque at ground zero. (N) ’ (PA) Å Judaism. ’ Å Parenthood “Step Right Up” Zeek shares advice with Alabama’s 13 News at The Tonight Show With Drew. (N) ’ Å 10:00pm (N) Å Jay Leno (N) ’ Å Ringer Bridget gets information about Andrew. (N) Seinfeld ’ Å 30 Rock ’ Å The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show 5 WTTO The Big Bang Theory ’ 90210 Naomi takes revenge against Holly. (N) Å In. Gamecock Most Wanted The Andy Griffith Show Cheers ’ Å TV24 News at Nine Rick & Bubba Å 8 WJXS ●Gamecock Huddle Wheel of Fortune “Spa Dancing With the Stars “The Encore Performance” (N) Dancing With the Stars “The Results Show” (N) ’ Body of Proof “Hunting Party” A rich man’s new, ABC 33/40 News at 10PM Nightline (N) Å H WJSU Fantasy” (N) Å ’Å (Live) Å young wife is shot. (N) ’ Å (N) Entertainment Tonight (N) NCIS “Restless” A beloved Marine is fatally stabbed. NCIS: Los Angeles “Cyber Threat” Investigating a cy- Unforgettable “Heroes” Carrie helps a boy who saw a CBS 42 News at 10 (N) Late Show With David J WIAT ’ Å (N) ’ Å (DVS) ber attack. (N) ’ Å (DVS) murder. (N) ’ Å Letterman (N) ’ Å Without a Trace “Hawks and Handsaws” ’ Å Criminal Minds “Children of the Dark” ’ Å Criminal Minds A child is abducted at a mall. Å Criminal Minds “About Face” ’ Å L WPXH Without a Trace Å Are You Smarter? Are You Smarter? Don’t Forget the Lyrics! Don’t Forget the Lyrics! Excused (N) ’ Å American Dad ’ Å House of Payne House of Payne ¥ WABM Seinfeld ’ Å CABLE ENTERTAINMENT Local Programming Action News Nightbeat Local Programming ^ TV-2 Entertainment Tonight Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å A&E Storage Wars Å ››› “The Perfect ››› “The Mummy” (1999, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah. A mummy seeks revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse. ››› “The Mummy” (1999, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John HanAMC Storm” (2000) Å nah. A mummy seeks revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse. River Monsters: The Lost Reels “Himalayan Giant” Madagascar Madagascar was left untouched by man. ’ Å River Monsters: The Lost Reels “Himalayan Giant” ANPL Piranhas ’ Å 24 Hours in the ER (Series Premiere) (N) Å 24 Hours in the ER (N) Å 24 Hours in the ER Å BBC Kitchen Nightmares ’ Kitchen Nightmares “Fleming” ’ Å ›› “The Perfect Man” (2005) Hilary Duff. A teen invents a secret admirer for her mother. Å BET ›› “Preacher’s Kid” (2009, Drama) LeToya Luckett, Clifton Powell. A pastor’s musically gifted daughter sets out on her own. Å I Survived “Cults” Å Hippies The counterculture. Å Biography “Jimi Hendrix Voodoo Child” Using Hendrix’s own words. Å BIO The Rachel Zoe Project Å The Rachel Zoe Project (N) Å The Rachel Zoe Project Å The Rachel Zoe Project Å BRAVO Real Housewives ›› “Grumpier Old Men” (1995, Comedy) Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, Ann-Margret. ’ Å Angels Among Us ’ Å Angels Among Us Divine intervention. ’ Å CMTV Extreme Makeover Workaholics Å Tosh.0 Å Tosh.0 Å Tosh.0 Å Tosh.0 (N) Å Workaholics “Dry Guys” Daily Show/Jon Stewart The Colbert Report (N) COMEDY 30 Rock “Hard Ball” ’ Auction Kings ’ Å Auction Kings ’ Å Auction Kings (N) Å Auction Kings ’ Å Carfellas (N) ’ Å Carfellas (N) ’ Å Auction Kings ’ Å Auction Kings ’ Å DISC Dirty Jobs ’ Å Wizards of Waverly Place PrankStars “Walk the ››› “Enchanted” (2007, Fantasy) Amy Adams, Patrick Dempsey, James Marsden. Live action/animated. A Fish Hooks Bea is excited A.N.T. Farm “manageWizards of Waverly Place DISN “Lucky Charmed” Plank” Å princess from a fairy-tale world lands in the Big Apple. ‘PG’ Å and nervous. Å mANT” Å “Lucky Charmed” E! News (N) Sex and the City Å Sex and the City Å Sex and the City Å Sex and the City Å Dirty Soap The lives of soap stars. Chelsea Lately (N) E! News E! ››› “Catching Hell” (2011) Citizens of Chicago blame baseball fan Steve Bartman for a Cubs loss. 2011 World Series of Poker Main Event. (Taped) 2011 World Series of Poker Main Event. (Taped) ESPN ●Rise Up (N) ●WNBA Basketball Conference Finals, Game 3: Teams TBA. (If necessary). (N) (Live) Å ●Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å ●SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å ESPN2 ●NFL Live (N) Å ›› “50 First Dates” (2004) Adam Sandler. A man falls for a woman who has short-term memory loss. The 700 Club Å FAM ›› “Step Up 2 the Streets” (2008, Drama) Briana Evigan, Robert Hoffman. Cupcake Wars “Kentucky Derby” Chopped Two proteins in the appetizer basket. Chopped Champions (Season Finale) (N) Chopped Chefs lose confidence during appetizers. FOOD Cupcake Wars ●Amazing Sports Stories Jay Glazer World Poker Tour: Season 9 FOXSS ●College Football Southern Mississippi at Virginia. ››› “Wanted” (2008, Action) James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman. An office drone becomes part of a secret society of assassins. Sons of Anarchy “Una Venta” (N) Sons of Anarchy “Una Venta” FX ›› “Emperor of the North” (1973, Adventure) Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, Keith Carradine. Å ›› “Predator 2” (1990) Danny Glover. Police officers lock horns with a bloodthirsty alien. Å FXM ›› 100 Rifles (1969) Deal or No Deal ’ Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å Family Feud Å Family Feud ’ Å The Newlywed Game Baggage Å GSN Baggage (N) Å Little House on the Little House on the Prairie “Fight, Team, Fight” A star Frasier Prep school needs Frasier Frasier resigns Frasier Daphne returns Frasier Frasier seeks ad- Frasier Frasier escorts Frasier Frasier tries to woo HALL Prairie “A New Beginning” coaches the football team. Å money. ’ Å from the wine club. Å from a spa. ’ Å vice from his mentor. ’ Lana to a party. Å Lana’s friend. Å › “Little Fockers” (2010, Comedy) Robert De Niro. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å ›› “Machete” (2010, Action) Danny Trejo. The victim of a double-cross seeks revenge. ’ ‘R’ Å Boardwalk Empire “21” HBO ›› Just Wright (2010) House Hunters Å For Rent (N) ’ Å Property Virgins Å Property Virgins Å House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l H&G House Hunters Å American Pickers “Keep American Pickers “Danielle Goes Picking” Danielle fi- American Pickers “NASCAR Challenge” North Caroli- Top Shot “Ramp It Up” The contestants try to skip ar- Top Shot “Ramp It Up” The contestants try to skip arHIST Out!” Å nally goes on a pick. Å na’s NASCAR Hall of Fame. Å rows. (N) Å rows. Å American Pickers The guys visit New Orleans. American Pickers Coin toss; Danielle plots revenge. Picker Sisters Tracy and Tanya’s budget. Å Picker Sisters Å Picker Sisters Å LIFE Unsolved Mysteries ››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith. Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. ‘PG-13’ MAX ››› “Inception” (2010) Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page. A thief enters people’s dreams and steals their secrets. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å Secrets of World War II ’ Å Secrets of World War II Rommel. ’ Å Secrets of World War II “Merrill’s Marauders” ’ MILIT Secrets of World War II Secrets of World War II “Merrill’s Marauders” ’ Awkward. “No Doubt” Teen Mom “Pros & Cons” Maci wants to cut Ryan out of her life. ’ Å Teen Mom Struggles and family strife. (N) Å Awkward. Sadie taints Jenna’s nomination. ’ MTV Awkward. ’ Cowboys of the Sea: Combat Fishing Frontier Force “Hunt for the Wolfdog” (N) Frontier Force “Meth Van Takedown” Cowboys of the Sea: Combat Fishing NGEO Border Wars My Wife and Kids Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å That ’70s Show ’ Å That ’70s Show ’ Å NICK SpongeBob SquarePants Family BrainSurge Å How the Universe Works “Alien Moons” ’ Å How the Universe Works “Extreme Stars” ’ Å How the Universe Works “Extreme Planets” Å SCIENCE How the Universe Works How the Universe Works “Extreme Planets” Å Weeds (iTV) ’ Å The Big C (iTV) ’ Å Weeds (iTV) ’ Å The Big C (iTV) ’ Å › “The Six Wives of Henry Lefay” (2008) ‘PG-13’ SHOW ›› “The Other Woman” (2009, Comedy-Drama) Natalie Portman. iTV. ‘R’ Days of our Lives ’ Å One Life to Live ’ Å General Hospital ’ Å The Young and the Restless ’ Å SOAP Young & Restless ●Nissan GT Academy (N) My Ride Rules My Ride Rules Dumbest Stuff Dumbest Stuff My Ride Rules My Ride Rules SPEED Pass Time Auction Hunters ’ Auction Hunters ’ Auction Hunters ’ Auction Hunters ’ Auction Hunters ’ Repo Games ’ Repo Games ’ SPIKE Auction Hunters “Quadzilla Attacks” ’ ●Braves Live! Postgame ●Braves Live! Postgame MLB Baseball: Phillies at Braves SPSO ●MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at Atlanta Braves. From Turner Field in Atlanta. (N) (Live) ›› “The Devil’s Advocate” (1997, Suspense) Keanu Reeves, Al Pacino, Charlize Theron. An attorney goes to work at a law firm run by Satan. Å SYFY › “P2” (2007, Suspense) Wes Bentley, Rachel Nichols. Behind the Scenes Å Joyce Meyer John Hagee Today Å Rod Parsley Å Praise the Lord Å TBN The Potter’s Touch The Big Bang Theory ’ The Big Bang Theory ’ The Big Bang Theory ’ The Big Bang Theory ’ The Big Bang Theory ’ The Big Bang Theory ’ Conan (N) Å TBS Seinfeld “Yada Yada” ››› “The Group” (1966) ›››› “Spartacus” (1960, Historical Drama) Kirk Douglas, Laurence Olivier, Jean Simmons. A gladiator slave leads a revolt in Rome. Å ›››› “Seven Days in TCM Candice Bergen. May” (1964) Å TLC 19 Kids and Counting ’ 19 Kids and Counting ’ 19 Kids and Counting ’ 19 Kids and Counting (N) 19 Kids and Counting (N) The Little Couple (N) ’ The Little Couple (N) ’ 19 Kids and Counting ’ 19 Kids and Counting ’ Law & Order “Embedded” Law & Order “The Wheel” Asian girl’s smoldering › “Rush Hour 3” (2007, Action) Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Hiroyuki Sanada. Carter and Lee battle Chinese CSI: NY “Point of View” Mac witnesses mysterious beTNT ’ Å (DVS) corpse. ’ Å (DVS) gangsters in Paris. Å havior. ’ Å King of the Hill ’ Å King of the Hill ’ Å American Dad ’ Å American Dad ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å TOON The Looney Tunes Show The Looney Tunes Show World of Gumball M*A*S*H “Bottoms Up” M*A*S*H Å Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Roseanne Dan plans to return to California. Å TVLND All in the Family Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Sugar” Å Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Locum” Å Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Bulls Eye” ’ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation “Go to Hell” ’ USA Law & Order: SVU ››› “New Jack City” (1991) Wesley Snipes. Two street-smart cops try to bust a venomous drug lord. Basketball Wives LA ’ VH1 Basketball Wives LA ’ La La’s Full Court Life The T.O. Show ’ CABLE NEWS Dreamliner: Inside the World’s Most Anticipated Dreamliner: Inside the World’s Most Anticipated Mad Money CNBC The Kudlow Report (N) BMW: A Driving Obsession Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan Tonight (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å John King, USA CNN John King, USA (N) Capitol Hill Hearings CSPAN House of Reps. Tonight From Washington Capital News Today CSPAN2 U.S. Senate Coverage The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) On the Record With Greta Van Susteren (N) Å The O’Reilly Factor Å FNC FOX Report The Rachel Maddow Show (N) The Ed Show (N) The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell MSNBC Hardball Chris Matthews The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell (N)

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Alec Baldwin is on a sugar-free high By Yvonne Villarreal Los Angeles Times

Alec Baldwin, 53, might just be NBC’s hardest-working employee: He appears in his Emmy-winning role as network executive Jack Donaghy on 30 Rock and is gearing up for another stint as host on Saturday Night Live next weekend for a record-setting 16th time. Q: When you hosted Saturday Night Live in 1994, you said you could do it with your eyes closed. Does that remain true today? A: SNL and I are like a well-oiled machine. I find the one issue is to save your energy. It’s an intense week of prep. By Saturday night at 11:30 I want to say, “Can I just lie down and you can start without me?” But they throw cold water on me and slap me across the face. Q: You recently said you gave up sugar. Where’s all that energy going to come from? A: When you climb the Himalayas, you can’t pack your backpack full of Twinkies now, can you? This is my 16th climb on the comedy Kilimanjaro, and I will have no Twinkies in my backpack this time. Every time I do it, I say to myself, “is this it?” I want to make sure, if this is my last one, that it’s going to be good. Q: It can’t be the last one! What if Steve (Martin, who has hosted many times) takes your title? A: Steve is what — about 20 years older than I am, isn’t he? I’m 53, so Steve is almost 80. I think I have the edge in terms of the clock. Q: And he doesn’t have an ice cream flavor to brag about. (Ben and Jerry’s recently launched Schweddy Balls, a flavor named after a Baldwin SNL skit.) Charles Sykes/Associated Press A: I’m sure he’s coming up with some Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas attend Tony Bennett's 85th birthday gala in banjo-related flavor or some bluegrass New York. At one of the highest points in his career, Baldwin is set to host ‘Satbonbon flavor. He’s always thinking. Q: Did you know you’re a question on urday Night Live’ for a record 16th time this weekend. those NBC tours because of all the SNL you do a show everybody likes, when envision people replaying scenes in an hosting? it’s successful critically, it’s almost like attempt to characterize me and insubA: I’d like to think that I have some everyone forgets everything else that you stantiate me. You have to kind of scrub all place in the fabric of NBC’s history. I’m do. A lot of what’s done on 30 Rock and that off you and present yourself with a not Johnny Carson or Katie Couric, but SNL is silly and vulgar and outrageous. fresh coat of paint. I’ve done (30 Rock) for six years and SNL. Q: Do you think that’s possible? I actually started my career (there) doing When you go into public office, you’ve got A: I think it is possible. So much of a soap opera, so I have a lot of NBC on my to say to yourself, and to the public: Now begins the period where what I say is on what I do is like a congressman anyway. résumé — for me to now be a question the record as a public official as opposed Ninety percent of what I do is raising during a building tour, it makes sense. to a public figure. When you get paid from money for causes and raising awareness Q: Do you think the on-your-toes for public policy positions of people I supaspect of SNL has been good training for taxpayers and you have your finger on a budget that is taxpayer money, there’s port. your political aspirations? It’s almost like if I became a congressA: On a serious note, that’s something a different responsibility than what I do man tomorrow, other than voting on I’ve always thought about doing. ... When now. If I were to get in politics, I always

bills and having an office in Washington, what I’d be doing is essentially the same as what I’m doing now. I think it would be a very natural crossover. It’s not like I’ve spent the last 20 years on a yacht with Richard Branson, drinking and tanning. Q: I wonder who would play you on an SNL skit if you did make it to office. A: Oh, God. Jason Sudeikis would just bury me. Sudeikis alone — with one sketch — could kill my entire political career. I’ll have Lorne (Michaels) put Sudeikis on CSI or Law & Order: SVU and keep him far from the comedy trough as possible to protect my political future. Q: You’ve mentioned in previous interviews that while you love acting, you want a different life at some point. A: I am doing the show for one more year. When that’s over, I want to give myself a period of time to really just think about what I want to do. ‘Cause everything has been so predetermined. I had a six-year contract with the show. When I think about the future, sometimes the process is not just A, B or C. I’m allowing for a D, which is “who knows?” I know that acting and being in the public ... and having what you do be judged all the time is something I don’t see myself doing for a lifetime. The acting is fun — it’s everything around it that’s a lot less fun. All the things that come with having a public life have become a lot more precarious. Q: You’re quite talkative on Twitter. Are you more open to putting yourself out there when you’re sort of in control? A: Twitter is divided into three things: 1) People who say, “could you acknowledge me?” It’s a constant cry for shoutouts. I don’t have time for that. 2) People who pass information on to me. I might learn something from them. 3) You dialin to this party line and chat with people. And to a degree, I don’t know how you do that without sort of being like them by talking about who you are. Q: You recently tweeted that life is “new and exciting.” What did you mean? A: I’ve lived on the Upper West Side for 25 years, and I’ve lived in the same building for 20 years. I’m getting ready to move downtown. I’m moving closer to NYU, where I’m on the board of the Tisch School, and I’m looking forward to getting more involved — teaching classes. And I’m looking forward to living with somebody for the first time since I was divorced. I don’t know what’s going to happen a year from now ... I’m looking forward to what’s around the corner.

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Pop culture Q&A

Many cable favorites will return

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By Rich Heldenfels Akron Beacon Journal

The arrival of the new broadcast network shows has people wondering if their favorites are back. Q: Concerning returning shows, do you have any information concerning the following shows: Suits, Against the Wall, Memphis Beat, The Glades, Franklin & Bash, In Plain Sight, Chicago Code, Human Target, Working Class, Retired at 35, Royal Pains and Fairly Legal? A: Gee, only 12 shows? And interesting that 10 of them are or were on cable. Well, here’s what I know. Chicago Code, Human Target and Working Class are done. Suits, Franklin & Bash, Retired at 35, Royal Pains and Fairly Legal are all due back, although not until 2012 in some cases. In Plain Sight will also be back, in 2012, for what will be its final season. Reps for TNT and Lifetime said there’s no word yet on Memphis Beat and Against the Wall respectively, although some published reports indicate things are shaky for both shows. The Glades seemed to do well for A&E but at this writing there’s no decision on its return. Q: I used to watch The

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Wilmer Valderrama as Eric Kasabian, Paulo Costanzo as Evan Lawson and Mark Feuerstein as Hank Lawson on the set of ‘Royal Pains.’ Little Couple on TLC channel on Tuesday nights and suddenly it wasn’t on anymore. I really loved this show and am wondering if it’s coming back? A: The show’s Facebook page says it will return on Sept. 27. Q: Whatever happened to that new series The Defenders, about two attorneys in Las Vegas? One of the attorneys was John Belushi. My husband and I don’t watch a lot of television but we always looked forward to this one (and Modern Family, The Good Wife and The Middle). And

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Harry’s Law — we liked that one, too — what happened to it? A: The Defenders — which co-starred Jim Belushi, not John — is done. Harry’s Law began its second season on Wednesday. Q: Our Miami Herald recently had an article, “Debut Dates for Returning Series.” I was shocked to find Brothers and Sisters not on this list! That was one of the best shows out there! What happened to it? A: ABC canceled it in May, and the recent DVD release of the fifth season made clear it was the finale one. The Hollywood Reporter said that it no longer had the buzz or ratings of earlier seasons. The publication further noted that the show was getting old — even one of the actors said the storylines had been stretched almost to the breaking point — and expensive, with a cast full of well-known players. Q: There was a TV show on sometime in the 90s called 7 in America, narrated by Meryl Streep. It was based on a British show that returned every 7

The identity of the featured celebrity is found within the answers in the puzzle. In order to take the TV Challenge, unscramble the letters noted with asterisks within the puzzle. 6. Mom on “Little People, ACROSS Big World” 1. “Criminal Minds: Suspect 7. DeLuise’s namesakes Behavior” lead role 8. Film critic Ebert 4. Anthropologist Margaret 9. Unrefined mineral 8. Laura Petrie’s hubby 10. When repeated, 11. “Life __ __ House”; farewell to Birdie 2001 Kevin Kline movie 15. “Tears __ __ __”; 12. Prefix before sphere 2003 Bruce Willis film 13. Ending for direct or arm 16. “__ Lanes”; 2002 14. Role on “NCIS” (2) Ben Affleck movie 17. Fore and __ 19. One of the boys on 18. Part of the title of Angela “Home Improvement” Lansbury’s hit series 20. Old Atlanta stadium 19. “America’s __ Wanted” 22. “Baby __”; 2008 21. “__ Wives” Tina Fey movie 24. “I __ Number Four”; 23. Story 2011 movie 29. Laura Prepon’s role 25. Self-help org. on “That ’70s Show” 26. “Rachel Gunn, __”; 31. “__ Hope” (1975-89) 1992 sitcom 33. __ Daly 27. “__. Sunshine” 34. Role on “Two 28. “19 __ and Counting” and a Half Men” 30. Middle East nation 35. __ tai 32. “__ of Practice” 36. “My Wife __ Kids” 34. “__ Given Sunday”; 37. “__ the Bounty Hunter” Al Pacino movie 38. Actress Longoria 35. “Modern Family” role (2) 39. Ruby or Sandra 41. Bonnie Franklin’s “One 40. “__ to Billy Joe” Day at a Time” role 42. PBS science series 43. Stacey’s man 44. Rhoda’s ma 45. Actor Richard 46. “... The house is a museum, when people come to __ ’em ...”

years to document the lives of the children it initially reported on. I believe the British show last recorded them when they were 40 years old. The American show was to return when the children were 14 and then every 7 years thereafter. Was there a follow-up show? I longed to see how the children were at 14 years old. As far as I know; it was never aired on TV. WHY? A: Age 7 in America, narrated by Streep and directed by Phil Joanou, aired in 1991 on ABC. A sequel, 14 Up in America, directed and narrated by Joanou, appeared in 1998 on Showtime. 21 Up America, with Christopher Dillon Quinn directing, appeared in 2006 on Discovery. I did find Age 7 on Vimeo. com and 21 Up. One of the filmmakers said he was one of the children in the American “Ups” and posted about his experiences. “As DOWN 1. Calendar abbr. strange as the process can 2. “__ __ was saying ...” be, I always look forward to 3. “__ Family” (1983-90) seeing the movies,” he said. 4. Damon, for one “It’s fun to see your personal 5. Haile Selassie’s evolution on screen, even if nation: abbr. only in small pieces.”

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(N) Å 10:00pm (N) Å Jay Leno (N) ’ Å America’s Next Top Model (N) ’ Å Seinfeld “The Busboy” 30 Rock “The Break-Up” The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show 5 WTTO The Big Bang Theory ’ H8R Kim Kardashian meets her hater. (N) ’ Å Racket Squad The Lucy Show Å Cheers ’ Å Cheers ’ Å TV24 News at Nine Rick & Bubba Å 8 WJXS Wretched Wheel of Fortune “Spa The Middle Axl plays a Suburgatory “Pilot” (Se- Modern Family Phil tries Happy Endings “Blax, Revenge “Trust” Emily gets to work on her next target. ABC 33/40 News at 10PM Nightline (N) Å H WJSU Fantasy” (N) Å trick on Sue. (N) ’ Å ries Premiere) (N) Å to master the tightrope. Snake, Home” ’ Å (N) ’ Å (N) Entertainment Tonight (N) Survivor: South Pacific (N) ’ Å Criminal Minds “Proof” A series of murders in Okla- CSI: Crime Scene Investigation “Tell-Tale Hearts” CBS 42 News at 10 (N) Late Show With David J WIAT ’ Å homa. (N) ’ Å (DVS) Three people confess to a crime. (N) Å (DVS) Letterman (N) ’ Å Without a Trace Boy’s blood is found in a lavatory. Without a Trace Missing woman’s sexual history. Criminal Minds “Identity” Serial killer’s partner. ’ Criminal Minds “Lucky” Cannibalistic serial killer. L WPXH Without a Trace Å Burn Notice A paranoid kidnapper. ’ Å Burn Notice A terrorist plans to detonate a bomb. Excused (N) ’ Å American Dad ’ Å House of Payne House of Payne ¥ WABM Seinfeld ’ Å CABLE ENTERTAINMENT Local Programming Action News Nightbeat Local Programming ^ TV-2 Entertainment Tonight Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å A&E Storage Wars Å ›› “Swordfish” (2001) ›› “The Peacemaker” (1997, Action) George Clooney, Nicole Kidman, Marcel Iures. A scientist and a soldier seek stolen nuclear weapons. ›› “The Peacemaker” (1997) George Clooney. A sciAMC John Travolta. Å entist and a soldier seek stolen nuclear weapons. Confessions: Animal Hoarding ’ Confessions: Animal Hoarding (N) ’ Confessions: Animal Hoarding ’ Å ANPL Confessions: Hoarding Confessions: Animal Hoarding ’ Å Top Gear Reasonably-priced small cars. Å Law & Order: UK A drive-by shooting. Å Luther Luther returns to work. Å Law & Order: UK Å BBC Top Gear Skoda Yeti. › “Bait” (2000, Action) Jamie Foxx. An investigator uses an unsuspecting petty criminal as bait. Å BET 106 & Park: Top 10 Live › “A Man Apart” (2003) Vin Diesel, Larenz Tate. A DEA agent searches for his wife’s murderer. Å I Survived Å Mobsters Santo Trafficante Sr. and his son. Å Mobsters “Paul Castellano” “Big Paul” Castellano. Mobsters “John Gotti” John Gotti. Å American Gangster Bay Area bank robbers. Å BIO The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Top Chef: Just Desserts “Sabotage” (N) Top Chef: Just Desserts “Sabotage” BRAVO The Rachel Zoe Project The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills › “Broken Bridges” (2006, Drama) Toby Keith, Kelly Preston. A fallen country singer reunites with his true love. ’ Å ››› “Pure Country” (1992) George Strait, Lesley Ann Warren. ’ Å CMTV Extreme Makeover Chappelle’s Show Å Chappelle’s Show Å South Park Å South Park Å South Park “City Sushi” Nick Swardson’s Daily Show/Jon Stewart The Colbert Report (N) COMEDY 30 Rock ’ Å MythBusters “Dodge a Bullet” ’ Å MythBusters Testing how clean a motorcycle runs. Sons of Guns “Flying Guns and Uzis” ’ Å MythBusters Testing how clean a motorcycle runs. DISC MythBusters ’ Å Wizards of Waverly Place A.N.T. Farm Chyna, Olive ›› “Hannah Montana: The Movie” (2009, Musical) Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus, Emily Osment. Soaring pop- So Random! “VoldeA.N.T. Farm “replicANT” Å Wizards of Waverly Place DISN “Zeke Finds Out” and Fletcher meet Zanko. ularity threatens to take over the teen phenomenon’s life. ‘G’ Å Marts”; “Dance Fever.” “Zeke Finds Out” E! News (N) Sex and the City Å Sex and the City Å The E! True Hollywood Story Bethenny Frankel. ’ E! Special “Tyra Banks” Kendra Chelsea Lately (N) E! News E! ●MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å ESPN ●MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å ●SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å 2011 CrossFit Games (N) 2011 CrossFit Games (N) 2011 CrossFit Games (N) 2011 CrossFit Games (N) ●Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å ESPN2 ●NFL Live (N) Å ›› “Sweet Home Alabama” (2002) Reese Witherspoon, Josh Lucas. A New York fashion designer has a secret in the South. The 700 Club Å FAM ›› “50 First Dates” (2004) Adam Sandler. Restaurant: Impossible “The Trails” Restaurant: Impossible “Cap’n and the Cowboy” The Great Food Truck Race “Miami Heat” FOOD Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible “Pastori’s” ●SEC Gridiron Live (N) (Live) College Football Preview Jay Glazer FOXSS ●College Football Florida Atlantic at Auburn. Two and a Half Men ’ ›› “Step Brothers” (2008) Will Ferrell. Two spoiled men become rivals when their parents marry. ›› “Step Brothers” (2008) Will Ferrell. Two spoiled men become rivals when their parents marry. FX ›››› “Breaking Away” (1979, Comedy-Drama) Dennis Christopher, Dennis Quaid, Daniel Stern. Å ›› “Prelude to a Kiss” (1992, Fantasy) Alec Baldwin, Meg Ryan, Kathy Bates. Å FXM Trapped in Paradise Deal or No Deal ’ Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å Family Feud Å Family Feud ’ Å The Newlywed Game Baggage Å GSN Baggage (N) Å Little House on the Little House on the Prairie “Divorce, Walnut Grove Frasier Frasier comforts Frasier The Cranes head Frasier Frasier’s past love Frasier Frasier’s past love Frasier Niles counsels a Frasier Martin recalls his HALL Prairie “Portrait of Love” Style” Laura brawls with a woman rival. Å an abandoned man. Å to the Caribbean. Å interests return. interests return. female patient. ’ Å last night as a cop. Å ›› “It’s Complicated” (2009) Meryl Streep. A divorcee is caught between her ex and an architect. ‘R’ Boardwalk Empire “21” ’ Å Real Time With Bill Maher ’ Å HBO Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Income Property Å Income Property Å Property Brothers The perfect downtown home. Property Brothers Julie and Peter. Å House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l H&G House Hunters Å Ancient Aliens “Closer Ancient Aliens “Aliens and Lost Worlds” Carvings in Ancient Aliens “Aliens and Evil Places” Australia’s Brad Meltzer’s Decoded “2012” Brad and the team try Brad Meltzer’s Decoded “Statue of Liberty” Secret HIST Encounters” Å the Mayan city of Copan. Å Black Mountains; Mount Fuji. (N) Å to decipher 2012. Å symbols on the Statue of Liberty. Å Dance Moms “From Ballerinas to Showgirls” Å Dance Moms Kelly secretly hires choreographers. Dance Moms Melissa leaves the competition early. To Be Announced LIFE Unsolved Mysteries ›› “Malibu’s Most Wanted” (2003) Jamie Kennedy. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å ›› “Hatchet II” (2010, Horror) Kane Hodder, Danielle Harris. ’ ‘NR’ Å Chemistry ’ Å MAX › “Half Past Dead” (2002) Steven Seagal. ‘PG-13’ Secrets of SEAL Team 6 ’ Å Surviving the Cut “Army Sniper” ’ Ace in the Hole Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. ’ MILIT Wings Over Afghanistan Ace in the Hole Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. ’ Jersey Shore The guys spring Team Meatballs. ’ Teen Mom Struggles and family strife. Å The Real World Seven strangers move in together. The Real World Seven strangers move in together. MTV Awkward. ’ Snipers, Inc. Rocket City Rednecks Rocket City Rednecks Rocket City Rednecks Rocket City Rednecks Snipers, Inc. 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TLC Extreme Couponing ’ Extreme Couponing ’ Extreme Couponing ’ Extreme Couponing ’ Extreme Couponing ’ Extreme Couponing ’ Extreme Couponing (N) Extreme Couponing ’ Extreme Couponing ’ Bones Science-fiction en- The Mentalist “Bleeding Heart” A mayor’s aide is mur- The Mentalist “Redline” A body is found in a car’s Bones “The Bones That Foam” Corpse at the bottom CSI: NY “Unfriendly Chat” Investigating a possible murTNT thusiast is murdered. ’ dered. ’ Å trunk. ’ Å of a gorge. ’ Å der. ’ Å What Would Happen? Destroy Build Destroy King of the Hill ’ Å King of the Hill ’ Å American Dad ’ Å American Dad ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å TOON Hole in the Wall (N) ’ M*A*S*H Å M*A*S*H Å Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Happily Divorced Retired at 35 The Nanny Å The Nanny Å TVLND All in the Family NCIS The team tries to replace Ziva. ’ Å NCIS Gibbs must protect his loved ones. ’ Å NCIS “Worst Nightmare” A girl is kidnapped. Å NCIS “Bait” A teen holds his school hostage. 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A hunter finds the remains of a drug deal gone bad. Hillbilly Handfishin’ Chicago best friends. ’ Tanked An outdoor gumball tank. ’ Å Hillbilly Handfishin’ Chicago best friends. ’ ANPL Untamed and Uncut ’ Swamp Wars Pythons in the Everglades. ’ Å Top Gear British Army’s arsenal. Å ›› “Alien Resurrection” (1997) Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder. Ripley’s clone and mercenaries battle escaped aliens. Å ›› Alien Resurrection BBC Top Gear Å “I Do... I Did!” (2009) Cherie Johnson. Marcus gets himself in trouble being married to two women. Å BET 106 & Park: Top 10 Live › “How to Be a Player” (1997) Bill Bellamy. An ultrasmooth bachelor juggles multiple gal pals. Å I Survived Å The Tragic Side of Comedy Å The Tragic Side of Fame 2 Brittany Murphy;Corey Haim;Heath Ledger. Å The Tragic Side of Fame Å BIO The Millionaire Matchmaker ’ The Millionaire Matchmaker (N) ’ The Millionaire Matchmaker ’ The Millionaire Matchmaker ’ BRAVO Thicker Than Water World’s Strictest Parents “The Morrisons” Å Angels Among Us Declared dead for 40 minutes. Angels Among Us ’ Å Angels Among Us Declared dead for 40 minutes. CMTV Extreme Makeover Futurama ’ Å Futurama ’ Å Futurama ’ Å South Park Å South Park Å Tosh.0 Å Daily Show/Jon Stewart The Colbert Report (N) COMEDY 30 Rock ’ Å Sons of Guns Will joins three M16’s together. Å American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior ’ Å American Underworld ’ Å American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior ’ Å DISC American Chopper Wizards of Waverly Place Wizards of Waverly Place ›› “16 Wishes” (2010, Comedy) Debby Ryan, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Anna Mae A.N.T. Farm Cuts to the Wizards of Waverly Place A.N.T. Farm “clarivoyANT” Wizards of Waverly Place DISN Å Å Routledge. The wishes of a teen magically come true on her birthday. ‘G’ Å school’s budget. Å Å Å Å E! News (N) Sex and the City Å Sex and the City Å “Mean Girls 2” (2011, Comedy) Meaghan Martin. A clique of girls makes life difficult for a new student. Chelsea Lately (N) E! News E! ●College Football South Florida at Pittsburgh. (N) (Live) ●SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å ESPN Audibles (N) (Live) ●Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å ››› “Catching Hell” (2011, Documentary) ESPN2 ●College Football Live (N) ●MLS Soccer D.C. United at Philadelphia Union. (N) (Live) ›› “Two Weeks Notice” (2002) Sandra Bullock. A millionaire confronts his feelings for his lawyer. The 700 Club Å FAM ›› “Sweet Home Alabama” (2002) Reese Witherspoon, Josh Lucas. Chopped “High Hopes” Judges have high hopes. Chopped Champions Sweet Genius “Hidden Genius” (N) Iron Chef America “Batali vs. Oliver” FOOD Chopped “Gotta Grill!” ●Women’s College Soccer Virginia at Duke. (N) (Live) ●The New College Football Show ●SEC Gridiron Live FOXSS Cllege Football How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men ’ Two and a Half Men ’ Two and a Half Men ’ Two and a Half Men ’ It’s Always Sunny Archer (N) It’s Always Sunny Archer FX ››› “The Fabulous Baker Boys” (1989, Romance-Comedy) Jeff Bridges, Michelle Pfeiffer. Å FXM ›› Sister, Sister (1982) ››› “Soul Food” (1997, Comedy-Drama) Vanessa L. Williams, Vivica A. Fox, Nia Long. Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å Deal or No Deal ’ Å Family Feud Å Family Feud ’ Å The Newlywed Game Baggage Å GSN Baggage (N) Å Little House on the Little House on the Prairie “To See the Light” Head Frasier Roz’s new Frasier Frasier throws a Frasier “Bla-Z-Boy” FaFrasier Frasier toasts his Frasier “Sharing Kirby” Frasier Frasier confronts HALL Prairie “The In-Laws” Å injury restores Adam’s sight. Å boyfriend is a garbage man. Halloween party. Å ther/son friction. Å 2,000th radio show. Å Reclusive wine-collector. his agent. ’ Å The Latino List Latinos offer personal testimonies. ›› “Hereafter” (2010) Matt Damon. Death touches three people in different ways. ’ ‘PG-13’ Å Real Sex Partying ladies; Los Angeles speak-easy. HBO ››› Avatar (2009) ’ My First Place (N) Å My First Place Å Selling New York Å Property Brothers (N) House Hunters (N) Å Hunters Int’l House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l H&G House Hunters Å Modern Marvels “Super Targeting Bin Laden The effort to kill Osama Bin Laden. Å IRT Deadliest Roads “The Death Road” Truckers take Modern Marvels “Dangerous Roads” Dangerous HIST Human” Å on the Andes Mountains. Å roads. Å Project Runway “Image Is Everything” Å Project Runway “Sew 70’s” The designers are inspired by the 1970s. (N) Dance Moms Melissa leaves the competition early. Russian Dolls (N) Å LIFE Project Runway Å ›› “Due Date” (2010, Comedy) Robert Downey Jr., Zach Galifianakis, Michelle Monaghan. ’ ‘R’ Å ›› “Cradle 2 the Grave” (2003, Action) Jet Li, DMX. ’ ‘R’ Å Sexual Quest (2011) ‘NR’ MAX ››› Ocean’s Eleven The Color of War “Adolf Hitler” ’ Å The Color of War Original radio announcements. ’ MILIT Secrets of World War II The Color of War Original radio announcements. ’ The Color of War The invasion of Normandy. Å Jersey Shore Snooki and Deena party too hard. ’ Jersey Shore The guys spring Team Meatballs. ’ Jersey Shore Deena has a pregnancy scare. (N) ’ Jersey Shore Jersey Shore ’ Å MTV The Real World ’ Å When Aliens Attack Fighting back in case of an attack. Area 51 Declassified When Aliens Attack NGEO Border Wars My Wife and Kids Å George Lopez ’ Å George Lopez ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å That ’70s Show ’ Å That ’70s Show ’ Å NICK SpongeBob SquarePants Family BrainSurge Å Stuck With Hackett Å Stuck With Hackett Å JUNKies “Fire Ballers” JUNKies “Hovercrash” JUNKies “Hot Air Hale” Stuck With Hackett (N) Stuck With Hackett Å Stuck With Hackett Å SCIENCE How It’s Made ’ Å “South of Pico” (2007, Drama) Kip Pardue, Henry Simmons. iTV. ’ ‘R’ Å The Big C (iTV) ’ Å Weeds (iTV) ’ Å The Big C (iTV) ’ Å Gigolos (iTV) ’ Å ››› Scream 2 (1997) SHOW ›› Youth in Revolt ‘R’ Days of our Lives ’ Å One Life to Live ’ Å General Hospital ’ Å The Young and the Restless ’ Å SOAP Young & Restless Pinks - All Out Wrecked Wrecked American Trucker (N) American Trucker Pinks - All Out SPEED NASCAR Racing ●iMPACT Wrestling (N) ’ Å UFC Unleashed ’ Jail ’ Å MANswers ’ Å MANswers ’ Å SPIKE UFC Unleashed ’ ●College Flash Classics From Nov. 19, 2005. ●College Flash Classics ●ACC All-Access ●C-USA Showcase ●College Football Vanderbilt at South Carolina. SPSO ●C-USA No-Huddle ›› “Dead Silence” (2007) Ryan Kwanten, Amber Valletta. A widower encounters a deadly curse. › “House on Haunted Hill” (1999) Geoffrey Rush. SYFY ››› “Dawn of the Dead” (2004, Horror) Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames. Behind the Scenes Å Joel Osteen Å Joseph Prince Ministries Houston at Hillsong TV Praise the Lord Å TBN The Potter’s Touch Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å The Big Bang Theory ’ The Big Bang Theory ’ The Big Bang Theory ’ The Big Bang Theory ’ Conan R. England; M. Hawke; Portugal. The Man. TBS Seinfeld ’ Å ›› “American Madness” ››› “Hullabaloo Over Georgie and Bonnie’s Pictures” (1979) Peggy Ashcroft. The Sword and the Flute Adventures of a Brown Man in Search of Civiliza- ››› “The Courtesans of Bombay” (1983, DocudraTCM (1932) Å Premiere. Lady Gwyneth vies with a rich Yank for maharajah’s art. tion Scholar Nirad Chaudhuri. ma) Saeed Jaffrey, Sohra Segal. Premiere. Lottery Changed My Life “Workaholic Millionaires” Undercover Boss “7-Eleven” ’ Å Prison Diaries The things they did for love. (N) ’ Undercover Boss “7-Eleven” ’ Å TLC Prison Diaries ’ Å Bones Half-eaten body Bones “The Science in the Physicist” Pulverized huBones “The Killer in the Crosshairs” Sniper Jacob Bones “The Cinderella in the Cardboard” A flattened CSI: NY “Out of the Sky” Jewel heist at an attorney’s TNT found. ’ Å man remains are found. ’ Å Broadsky strikes again. ’ Å body is discovered. ’ Å penthouse. ’ Å Regular Show Problem Solverz (N) King of the Hill ’ Å King of the Hill ’ Å American Dad ’ Å American Dad ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å TOON Adventure Time M*A*S*H Å Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Everybody-Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond “Pilot” ’ Å Three’s Company TVLND All in the Family Edith is arrested. NCIS “Judgment Day” The team hunts a killer. NCIS “Judgment Day” The team hunts for a killer. NCIS Murder of a naval officer. ’ Å Burn Notice Michael’s brother seeks help. Å USA NCIS “Hiatus” Å ›› “You Got Served” (2004) Marques Houston. Street dancers work together to win a competition. ’ Planet Rock: The Story of Hip Hop and the Crack Generation The impact of the drug. ’ VH1 Behind the Music Å CABLE NEWS The Coffee Addiction (N) The Coffee Addiction Mad Money CNBC The Kudlow Report (N) Supermarkets Inc: Inside a $500 Billion Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan Tonight (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å John King, USA CNN John King, USA (N) Capitol Hill Hearings CSPAN House of Reps. Tonight From Washington Capital News Today CSPAN2 U.S. Senate Coverage The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) On the Record With Greta Van Susteren (N) Å The O’Reilly Factor Å FNC FOX Report The Rachel Maddow Show (N) The Ed Show (N) The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell MSNBC Hardball Chris Matthews The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell (N)

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