An Introduction to the Corps of Marine Trained Messiahnists!

Ironically, the same sort of thing happens with time. If you could observe infinity time would stop. There’d just be permanent state of ‘now.’

Hot dog! Lemme get this straight. Does that mean if you were screwing a woman it would go on forever?

Wow! LOL.

I had a feeling you were going to bring sex into it. That’s all you marines ever think about. Killing people and having sex with them.

Before or after they kill them?

Okay, I’m going to rephrase that. All marines think about is killing people or having sex with them.

An Introduction to the Corps of Marine Trained Messiahnists!

Published on Dec 3, 2011

Mike Knowles

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Looking for a religion based on science aimed at atheists? Like being shouted at by a former gunnery sergeant in the USMC? Well, look no further! Your prayers have been answered. Created by a published writer with the aid of a former gunnery sergeant in the USMC, Messiahnism is a religion for the computer generation. It’s a religion for the 21st Century and beyond. A scientific religion more scientific than Christian Science and that other one with “science” in its name. I just can’t recall what it is. Messiahnism was inspired by a combination of Nick Bostrom’s Simulation Hypothesis, quantum physics and computer games. Along with a few other bits just for good measure. Although directed towards atheists and agnostics, Messiahnism also welcomes those who have become disgruntled with traditional religion, (apart from Buddhists and they’ll be glad to know that their religion is more or less along the right lines.)

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