Make Women Laugh – By Martin Merrill © 2006. All Rights Reserved. www.MakeWomenLaugh.com
you can say, “I hope you didn’t get those ideas from your parents who, I think, are thieves.” She’ll probably be shocked and ask where you get that idea from. And then you can answer, “Because they stole the stars and put them into your eyes…” It’s the same line… with a big difference. If she starts to complain work or other things, you can say, “Yeah, I can tell you’re tired, coz you’ve been running through my mind all day.” (If it’s the first time you meet her change it to “you’ll be even more tired tomorrow coz you’ll be running through my mind all day.”) If she starts talk about money, use the “quarter” example. You get the idea. Stupid jokes or lines won’t be stupid if they fit the conversation. They may even sound cute. You can also enhance the dramatic effect through an exaggerating tonality and show her you’re just kidding (I can’t emphasize this enough).
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