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We like to say that we’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor. BRASS MONKEY OFFICES IN KANSAS CITY, MO ( in case you were wondering ) – BACKLIST –TABLE OF CONTENTS FALL 2022 GAMES & DIVERSIONS 21 - 27 PUZZLES . . . . . . . 28 - 31 DESK & STATIONERY . . 32 - 37 HOME . . . . . . . . . 38 - 45 PETS 46 - 51 HOLIDAY 52 CONTACT INFORMATION 53 - 54
Seriously, we all know grandma is cheating. Why do we let her get away with it? WHAT'S THE POINT OF EVEN PLAYING THEN!?
anyway…this game set by Brass Monkey is the perfect gift for beginners and professionals alike. You're just more likely to lose money to one of those two.
I SBN: 978073537560 4 ISBN: 9780735368743 ISBN: 9780735368750 I SBN: 978073537560 4 It’s a little-known trivia fact, but you can actually play games with dominos instead of just lining them up and knocking them over. In fact, this double-six set of acrylic dominos includes everything that you could possibly need* to play 15 different games (while getting uncomfortably competitive with your friends and family). *Smugness not included. YOU DOMINO IT! DOMINO GAME SET - £35 .00 9780735375604 • 28 double-sided acrylic dominos • Features an instruction book that explains how to play 15 different games in detail EACH DOMINO MEASURES 25 X 51 X 14 mm DEEP BOX MEASURES 229 X 108 X 52 mm ACRYLIC DOMINO SET • 26 dice and a dice cup • Includes an instruction book explaining 30 different games in detail, scorepad and pencil BOX MEASURES 229 X 108 X 58 MM THAT’S HOW WE ROLL DICE GAME SET - £23 .00 9780735368750
EVEN MORE GAME SETS IT’S IN THE CARDS PLAYING CARD GAME SET - £23 .00 9780735368743 • Two decks of playing cards • Includes an instruction book explaining 30 different games in detail, scorepad and pencil BOX MEASURES 229 X 108 X 58 MM 21
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ISBN: 9780735375598 BOX MEASURES 221 X 221 X 94 MM They said that it could never be done. That’s right; we’ve turned bowling into a drinking game. What’s that? Bowling and drinking were already kind of a thing? Well, I guess we’re just making it official (and quite a bit smaller). Sure, it’s called beer bowling, but you can actually drink whatever you want. Sparkling water bowling just didn’t have the same ring to it. Psst: drink responsibly. BEER BOWLING BEER BOWLING DRINKING GAME SET £35 .00 9780735375598 • MDF pins and balls • Includes instructions for three unique ways to play 22
A game about mixing fake drinks – using real cocktail recipes: simply turn over tiles to find the ingredients you need to make as many imaginary beverages as possible, building up your bar of supplies while trying to make more drinks than your opponent. It’s sort of like memory but more challenging. You know, like trying to remember things when you’ve been drinking.
I SBN: 978073537562 8 BOX MEASURES 4 118 X 102 X 57 mm RAISING THE BAR GAME SET £16 .00 9780735375628
GAME
23
COCKTAIL
• 140 game tiles, 50 playing cards, and a set of instructions
Finally, a drinking game based on what you’re already good at - watching crappy TV. Inside you’ll find four stainless steel shot glasses, an instruction sheet, and 100 cards that describe the common (& weird) things that always happen in TV & movies. So just deal the cards, turn on the TV, and drink. It’s kind of like every other night...but now it’s competitive.
IN THE EVENT OF SOBRIETY EMERGENCY DRINKING KIT £35
EMERGENCY DRINKING KIT DRINKING GAME SET • 1 Collapsible Metal Travel Cup • 44-page Mini Cocktail Recipe Book • 1 Glass Mini Flask • 1 Bottle Opener • 1 Metal Straw BOX MEASURES 203 X 165 X 58 mm • 100 game cards • Four numbered stainless steel shot glasses • Game instructions
BOOZE CLUES DRINKING GAME
9780735370692 BOX MEASURES 4.625" WX 4 " X 2.25" 24 BOX MEASURES 118 X 102 X 57 mm
ISBN: 9780735370616 Consider it a first aid kit for adults. This emergency drinking kit by Brass Monkey includes everything you need to solve (and/or cause) all of life’s problems. Specifically: a collapsible metal travel cup, glass mini flask, bottle opener, metal straw, and a 44-page mini cocktail recipe book to help mix drinks in a crisis.
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SET - £23 .00
SUDOKU GAME
Numbers are boring (sorry, accountants). So our version of Sudoku uses colored wooden balls instead. Inside you’ll find 81 balls and a gamebook with hundreds of setups to solve with friends (or by yourself if you’re into that). BONUS : everything stores away into the box (that is also the game board), so it’s perfect for traveling.
ISBN: 9780735370647
With 32 pegged chess pieces and a gamebook that a) teaches you how to play and b) makes you look smart, our chess set is perfect for both newbies and experts alike. Bonus: everything stores away into the box (that is also the game board), so it’s perfect for traveling.
ISBN: 9780735370630
SAY YES TO THE CHESS
SET £23
GAME
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GAME SET
included BOX MEASURES 200 X
X
CHESS
• Game book
200
73 mm
SET
BOX
SUDOKU WITH SOME BALLS SUDOKU
SET £23
25
• 81 painted ball pieces • Gamebook included
MEASURES 200 x 200 x 73 mm
GAME
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Just like love, this tangram puzzle is kind of complicated...but totally worth it. The enclosed game booklet provides over 42 unique puzzles to solve using the included solid puzzle pieces. A heart is just the beginning.
Win points for winning arguments. This casual game includes 200 cards, each featuring opposing views of hot button issues... like how to load the dishwasher like an actual human being. Just pick a side, and debate it out. Don’t worry, no politics, religion, or any of that crap here. There are way more important things to fight about. For example: Those brownie edge pieces are garbage. Go ahead, prove us wrong.
ISBN: 9780735370623
Big cards, for even bigger winnings. These giant (oversized is underselling it) cards come in a rigid paper wrapped box, perfect for display on a coffee table... when you aren’t playing the world’s largest game of solitaire. Includes 54 uniquely designed cards (jokers are included).
(including jokers)
ISBN: 9780735370654 ISBN: 9780735370661
AT FIRST SIGHT TANGRAM
• 9 unique shapes in smooth red MDF • Gamebook included • Each puzzle shape is 16 mm thick BOX MEASURES 121 X 121 X 32 mm TANGRAM PUZZLE
PUZZLE £18 .00 9780735370661
GIANT PLAYING CARDS
• Each
114
BOX MEASURES 131 X 189 X 45 mm A BIG DEAL GIANT PLAYING CARDS £16
• 54 unique cards
card measures
mm wide by 178 mm tall
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DEBATABLE
• Game instructions provided • Each two-sided card measures 38 mm tall by 89 mm wide BOX MEASURES 104 X 104 X 76 mm DEBATABLE GAME £14 .00 9780735370623
COMPLIMENT CARD SET SWEAR BANK Sure,
to make a fire is great and
time we
giving merit badges for
life skills? You
person to drink
get started with this set
merit badges…perfect for commemorating
the
achievements
the people
your life. MERIT BADGE SET • 6 embroidered merit badge patches • Each embroidered patch measures 38 mm in diameter and is attached to a 83 mm wide x 140 mm tall card • All patches have an adhesive backing BOX MEASURES 221 X 123 X 25 mm TAKE A COMPLIMENT £14 .00 9780735368736
• 100 compliment cards & 100
compliment cards BOX MEASURES 104 X 48 X 104 mm MERIT BADGES (FOR LIFE) £18 .00 9780735373471
ISBN: 9780735373471 ISBN: 9780735368798 ISBN: 9780735368736
being able
all…but isn’t it about
start
the really important
know, like being the perfect
(way too much) with. So
of 6
all
notable
of
in
Wow, you look really great today. Way better than yesterday. Anyway, this box includes 200 unique compliment cards to hand out...100 compliments and 100 backhanded ones. Each one even features a spot to write a personal note on the back (unless you prefer to stay anonymous).
backhanded
• Black wooden design,
glass
• Includes
hidden
panel (to
• Hangable
or displayable
desk BOX
171 X
X 51 mm DON’T SWEAR SWEAR BANK
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Whoever said that swearing doesn’t pay off? Do what you love, and save money all at the same time. This swear bank features a glass front (with gold foil art) and a slot for coins on the top. BONUS : it comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option).
with a
front to see all the funds you gave
a
slide-out
get your damn change back)
on the wall,
on a
MEASURES
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- £18 .00
I SBN: 978073537583 3 I SBN: 978073537582 6 Marvel at these four vintage national parks posters – that we cut into a thousand little pieces. Putting it all back together is fun though, trust us. In fact, this 1000 piece panoramic puzzle is kind of the perfect way to enjoy some breathtaking views, without breathing exhaust fumes for 7 days. Road trips always sound way better on paper, just ask our parents. NATIONAL PARKS 1000 PIECE PANORAMIC PUZZLE - £23 00 9780735375833 • Includes a large fold out insert to use as a guide (and bonus poster afterward) • Completed puzzle measures 991 mm wide by 356 mm tall AN URGENT MESSAGE 1000 PIECE PANORAMIC PUZZLE - £23 00 9780735375826 ‘HELLO, WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY.’ It has come to our attention that this 1000 piece puzzle features the international flag alphabet, morse code, and an important message for the owner of your 2008 Ford Taurus…since you never answer your phone anymore. NATIONAL PARK PUZZLE BOX MEASURES 471 X 197 X 44 mm AN URGENT MESSAGE • Includes a large fold out insert to use as a guide (and bonus poster afterward) • Completed puzzle measures 991 mm wide by 356 mm tall BOX MEASURES 471 X 197 X 44 mm 28
We would have painted your dog, but it wouldn't stay still long enough. Instead, these 300 piece Apartment Puzzles feature vintage paintings of dogs painted by someone way more talented than we are. So why are they called Apartment Puzzles? Good question. While you don't technically have to live in an apartment to complete them, they just happen to be the perfect size for a small table. They’re kind of like the Tinder of the puzzling world...non-committal, but still pretty challenging.
• Completed puzzle measures 991 mm
by 356
tall BOX MEASURES 471 X 197 X 44 mm • Completed puzzle measures 686
x 508 mm BOX
216 X 279 X 51 mm • Completed puzzle measures 305 mm x 381 mm BOX MEASURES 180 X 216 X 38 mm Sure,
gas
FICTIONAL NEW YORK 1000 PIECE PANORAMIC PUZZLE - £23 .00
FICTIONAL NEW YORK PUZZLE What could be better than hundreds* of vintage ornaments? A non-breakable illustration of them. Put this 1000 piece puzzle together while you try to figure
*Full disclosure:
count them. FA LA LA LA LA 1000 PIECE PUZZLE -
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH 300 PIECE APARTMENT PUZZLE - £18 .00 9780735368910
ISBN: 9780735368910 ISBN: 9780735368927 ISBN: 9780735371149
wide
mm
mm
MEASURES
GPS can take you to the nearest
station, but it’s absolutely worthless when it comes to finding Ross & Rachel. So this 1,000 piece panoramic puzzle features an ‘updated’ vintage map of the New York City area, including the theoretical locations of some of your favorite sitcoms and movies. If they were real, this is where you’d find them.
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what a ‘figgy pudding’ is.
we didn’t
£18 .00 9780735371149
QUITE FETCHING 300 PIECE APARTMENT PUZZLE
APARTMENT PUZZLES FA LA LA LA LA PUZZLE 29
- £18 .00 9780735368927
ISBN: 9780735368873 ISBN: 9780735368903 ISBN: 9780735370678 YOU COMPLETE ME 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - £7 .00 9780735368873 HOW ARE WE NOT FAMOUS 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - £7 .00 9780735368903 I JUST MOONED YOU 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE £7 .00 9780735368880 These four shaped mini-puzzles are the perfect way to get your message across, loud and clear. Each one even comes in a giftable box, with a spot to write your own clever* note on the back. *ACTUAL CLEVERNESS NOT GUARANTEED. • Completed puzzle measures 184 mm wide by 184 mm tall ALL BOXES MEASURE 241 X 111 X 32 mm MONDAYS, AM I RIGHT? 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - £7 .00 9780735368897 THINKING OF YOU 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE £7 .00 9780735370678 100 PIECE PUZZLES WITH A MESSAGE PSST: THIS IS WHAT THE BACK LOOKS LIKE 30
Think of them as greeting cards that the recipient won't immediately throw in the trash.
Listen, your friends already know what your kids look like - so skip the photo newsletter this season and send them one of these mini puzzles instead. You can still write a quick* note on the back, and your friends and family will actually enjoy putting it together - instead of making snide comments about your matching sweater choices.
*Brevity of note not required.
ISBN: 9780735371156 ISBN: 9780735371736 DON'T STOP BELIEVIN ’ 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - £7 .00 9780735371156 TIDINGS 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - £7 .00 9780735371743 YOU JINGLE MY BELLS 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - £7 .00 9780735370685 HOME FOR CHRISTMAS 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - £7 .00 9780735371736 • Completed puzzles measure 184 mm wide by 184 mm EACH BOX MEASURES 241 X 111 X 32 mm
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CREATIVE COLORING BOOK
Everyone is creative after they’ve had a few cocktails…just ask Ernest Hemingway. Well, actually, you can’t. Because he’s dead. Sorry if this is how you found out. Anyway, this coloring book includes recipes & color-able illustrations for 38 different cocktails. So just make a few and start coloring. It’s a perfect excuse for your questionable color choices.
ISBN 9780735374478 32 I HAVE MIXED DRINKS ABOUT FEELINGS COLORING BOOK £14 .00 9780735374478
•
• 80 pages BOOK MEASURES 216 X 254 X 19 mm 32
Paperback cover with spot UV varnish
I SBN: 9780735375574 I SBN: 978073537558 1 Celebrate even the tiniest of life’s accomplishments with these hangable pennants. Color & hang them up (or give them to friends). They’re like little diplomas for thereal-world. SMALL VICTORIES MAGIC VELVET PENNANT COLORING SET £23 .00 9780735375574 • 5 pennant and 8 brush-tip markers • Each pennant measures 311 mm by 130 mm BOX MEASURES 156 X 340 X 37 mm BOX MEASURES 197 X 197 X 37 mm PENNANT COLORING SET Explain away all of your (and your friends’) bad habits with this set of twelve magic* velvet zodiac signs. Color them with the 8 included brush tip markers, then hang them up (and/or hand them out). Either way, they’re proof that you weren’t
to be difficult on purpose...Mercury is probably just in retrograde or something. *Not actually magic…they’re just fuzzy. THIS IS A SIGN MAGIC VELVET ZODIAC COLORING SET £23 .00 9780735375581 ZODIAC COLORING SET • Twelve zodiacs and 8 brush-tip markers • Each zodiac measures 178 mm by 110 mm 33
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I SBN: 9780735375673 ISBN: 9780735375666 GRADE A NOTES MILK CARTON NOTE SET - £14 .00 9780735375666 Sure it looks like a milk carton, but lift off the top, and you’ll find a block of 500+ tear-off sheets of paper – making this note set perfect for reminders, doodles, or that to-do list that’s bordering on expired. BONUS : when you run out of paper, it’s made to fit pads from a company that rhymes with ‘free phlegm.’ MILK CARTON NOTE SETS FRESH IDEAS MILK CARTON NOTE SET - £14 .00 9780735375673 • 3.5” pencil • 500+ tear-off notepaper sheets • Milk carton measures 83 mm by 83 mm by 121 mm • Each piece of notepaper measures 70 mm square PACKAGING MEASURES 95 X 84 X 128 mm 34
Inspired by the by-gone era of office supplies, these uniquely monochromatic memo pads are made with dyed paper (color all the way through... fancy) and features a glued top edge for easily tearing off pages. It’s perfect for leaving messages for your roommate who seriously just needs to get a freaking secretary already.
ISBN: 9780735370708 ISBN: 9780735370715 YOU ARE WELCOME MEMO PAD £6 .00 9780735370708 GROWN ASS PERSON MEMO PAD £6 .00 9780735370715
PADS MEASURE
mm MEMO PADS TEAR-OFF PAD
9780735370722
tear off
PLANNING IS FOR THE WEEK WEEKLY PLANNER PAD £11 .00 9780735370722 • 100 perforated pages PAD MEASURES 1 286 X 127 X 13 mm 35
• 75 pages per pad
95 X 84 X 128
ISBN:
This weekly
pad is a great way to fool your coworkers into thinking that you’re actually organized. Inspired by vintage legal pads, this 100-page pad helps you plan out each week at a glance. Then you can rip it off and throw it away, just like it likely deserves.
Finally, a couple of pens that you’ll actually care about losing. These vintageinspired floaty pens feature words that move and change as you interact with them. They’re perfect for showing off your true ‘talents’ to your co-workers.
Finally, some pens that you’ll actually care about losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens feature words that move and change.
ISBN: 9780735368804 ISBN: 9780735375697 CRITICAL DRINKER FLOATY PEN SET £11 .00 9780735375697 FLOATY PEN SET (EACH PEN SHOWN BEFORE AND AFTER REVEAL)
• Each pen measures 152 mm long and 13 mm in diameter • Writes in black ink (via
tips) PEN SET BOX MEASURES 165 X 31 X 17 mm IT’S A DATE PERPETUAL DESK CALENDAR - £22 .00 9780735370739
PERPETUAL CALENDAR
FLOATY PEN SET • Each pen
6" long and
diameter • Writes in
ink (via ballpoint tips) PEN SET BOX MEASURES 165 X 31 X 17 mm PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR SET £11 .00 9780735368804 • Three 6 mm diameter stainless steel balls BOX MEASURES 119 X 119 X 25 mm 36
ballpoint
Is it a calendar? Yes. Is it a game? Yes. Is it the perfect way to put off work for a few more minutes? Yes. This perpetual calendar is as challenging as Steve in finance...but way more entertaining. Start each day moving this puzzle around to get the stainless steel balls inside to land on that day’s date, month, and day of the week. It’s literally a new game every day.
measures
.5" in
black
UNDATED PLANNERS
You could say that this cloth-bound mini daily planner is undated...but you’d really be selling it short. It’s more like...’un-yeared.’ See, we did all of the hard work for you. We’ve already put in all of the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays (it was Work Like A Dog Day when we wrote this, ironically), celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. With knowledge like this, you’ll be the life of the party that you probably didn’t want to go to in the first place. All you have to do is fill in the year, and what day of the week each day is on. Simple. So if you want, you can buy this planner today and still procrastinate actually using it until 2054...live your life.
You know, in Brazil, it’s considered rude to actually show up on time. So get off our backs, dad. Is it undated? Yeah...but honestly it’s closer to ‘unyeared.’ See, we’ve filled it with 366 days of random holidays, trivia, and humor...or you just write in the year and the days of theweek, and you’re good to go.
HIDDEN AGENDA UNDATED MINI PLANNER - £14 .00 9780735368811
• 208 pages • Includes an attached bookmark DAILY PLANNER MEASURES 121 X 191 X 15 mm
• 336 pages • Includes an attached bookmark DAILY PLANNER MEASURES 152 X 229 X 23 mm THE PERPETUALLY LATE SHOW UNDATED STANDARD PLANNER £18 .00 9780735368828 37
Think of it as an entertaining (and adventurous) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this book is filled to the brim with countless things to get done… but instead of the usual stuff like cleaning out the gutters, you’ll only find the fun things that everyone should try before they turn into some boring old person. But once you get close…yell at some kids on your lawn. It’s in the book too. A MILLION THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE PROMPTED JOURNAL - £14 .00 9780735373495
ISBN: 9780735373495
Think of it as an entertaining way to take inventory of your (or your dad’s) life. As it turns out, becoming a father is the permission slip every guy is waiting for. Like some kind of embarrassing magic, they’re instantly emboldened to do the countless weird things that they’ve always wanted to do.
PRO-TIP : fill out this prompted journal for your own dad before you give it to them. They’ll be so proud of you. A TRILLION CLICHES EVERY DAD WILL DO PROMPTED JOURNAL - £14 .00 9780735373501
ISBN: 9780735373501
BUCKET LIST PROMPTED
DAD CLICHES PROMPTED JOURNAL
X
mm 38
JOURNAL
• 200 pages • Spot-varnished hardcover 114 X 203 X 16 mm • 200 pages • Spot-varnished hardcover 114
203 X 16
KINDNESS PROMPTED JOURNAL
Who ever said that being kind has to be so boring. So think of this book as an entertaining (and oddly heart-warming) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this book is filled to the brim with countless things to do…but instead of the usual stuff like paying bills, these random acts of kindness will bring a smile to (almost) anyone’s face. So do your part and spread a little joy in the world–it could use it.
ISBN: 9780735373488 A BILLION RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS PROMPTED JOURNAL - £14 00 9780735373488
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• 200 pages • Spot-varnished hardcover 114 X 203 X 16 mm
This elevated pedestal ‘coffee’ mug is oozing with vintage charm, and perfect for whatever beverage helps you (eventually) seize the day. BONUS : each mug comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option).
• Holds 284 ml
I mean, you meet most of the job requirements...but your years of experience in maturity is still sitting at zero. Why not wear it on your sleeve with this elevated pedestal "coffee" mug. It's oozing with vintage charm, and perfect for whatever beverage helps get you through the day.
BONUS : each mug comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option).
• Holds 284 ml
• Mugs measure 83 mm in diameter by 95 mm tall BOX MEASURES 110 X 98 X 83 mm
It’s ok to cry. These elevated 284 ml pedestal “coffee” mugs are oozing with vintage charm, and perfect for whatever beverage helps you deal with your loss (of sleep). The mugs are even dishwasher safe, and come in giftable boxes, ready to give. Like to yourself.
SBN:
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ISBN: 9780735368682 ISBN: 9780735368675 I
978073537568 0
RISE & SIGH PEDESTAL MUG
9780735375680
IN MORNING CERAMIC MUG £14 .00 9780735368682
£14 .00
CERAMIC MUG
PART-TIME ADULT CERAMIC
£14
9780735368675
• Mug measures 83 mm in diameter by 95 mm tall BOX MEASURES 109 X 84 X 99 mm
MUG
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CERAMIC MUGS
ISBN: 9780735370593 I SBN: 978073537563 5 • Each koozie measures 248 mm wide by 95 mm tall when flat PEGGABLE HEADER CARD MEASURES 108 X 95 X 13 mm Keep your drinks as insulated as the torsos of every skier in the late eighties. These vintage puffyvest-inspired koozies come in a coordinating pair of two – each featuring raised rubberized editorial and fully adjustable velcro sizing. KOOZIE SET HOLD MY BEER PUFFYVEST KOOZIE SET £18 .00 9780735375635 KOOZIE SET • Each koozie measures 248 mm wide by 95 mm tall when flat PEGGABLE HEADER CARD MEASURES 108 X 95 X 13 mm Keep your drinks as insulated as the torsos of every skier in the late eighties. These vintage puffyvest-inspired koozies come in a coordinating pair of two –each featuring raised rubberized editorial and fully adjustable velcro sizing. BEER BLANKET PUFFYVEST KOOZIE SET - £18 .00 9780735370593 41
Plated in a brushed bronze finish, this vintage-inspired glass-bottomed shaker is the perfect addition to any bar...you know, because you can make drinks in it. I mean, where else would you put it?
While this white porcelain swing-top flask is handsome enough to display, it also just happens to be the perfect size for a coat pocket...you know, so you can take this show on the road (while not driving, of course).
They say that you should never judge a book by its cover...because, well, that book might be drunk. This slender, matte black pocket flask features metallic gold artwork (& holds 170 ml of liquor), making it discreetly perfect for almost any possible occasion.*
IT’S WHAT’S INSIDE THAT COUNTS
• Stainless steel • 170 ml • Flask measures 70 X 133 X 22 mm COCKTAIL SHAKER
BRASS MONKEY RECIPE COCKTAIL SHAKER - £28 .00 9780735371132 • 455 ml • Shaker measures 89 X 61 X 211 mm GIFTABLE BOX MEASURES 102 square X 229 mm tall
ISBN: 9780735368729 ISBN: 9780735368712 ISBN: 9780735371132
POCKET FLASK £16 .00 9780735368712
BONUS : follow the recipe on the back to make our namesake beverage. You’re guaranteed to love it (if you drink enough of them).
THAT’S THE SPIRIT PORCELAIN
PORCELAIN STATEMENT FLASK • 341 ml • Flask measures 190 X 86 X 32 mm GIFTABLE BOX MEASURES 89 mm square X 191 mm tall METAL POCKET FLASK
FLASK £28 .00 9780735368729
Build the bar of your dreams, one drink at a time. This compact drinking journal starts with a simple cocktail (with two ingredients), but each consecutive drink adds a new component to your bar...so you’ll always know that you’ll have exactly what you need. Includes recipes for 100s of cocktails, as well as space to write down your drunken thoughts.
BAR NONE DRINK JOURNAL £14 .00 9780735370609
ISBN: 9780735370609
• Spot-varnished hardcover • 400 pages 109 X 146 X 24 mm
Every great team has welldefined roles, so why not play to your strengths? This elegant and refined stackable lowball glass is perfect for turning ‘drinking on a weeknight’ into a distinguished affair.
If we’re honest, some days, anything with alcohol counts. This elegant and refined stackable lowball glass is perfect for turning ‘drinking on a weeknight’ into a distinguished affair.
THE GOOD SHIT LOWBALL GLASS £14 .00 9780735368637
DESIGNATED DRINKER LOWBALL GLASS £14 .00 9780735368620
ISBN: 9780735368637 ISBN: 9780735368620
Fall in love with drinking, all over again. This elegant and refined stackable lowball glass is perfect for turning ‘drinking on a weeknight’ into a distinguished affair. • 341 ml
DISTILL MY HEART LOWBALL GLASS £14 .00 9780735368644
ISBN: 9780735368644
STACKABLE LOWBALLS BUILD YOUR
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LOWBALLS MEASURE 85 X 93 X 85 mm
BAR JOURNAL
THE MORE YOU KNOW: This white porcelain tray, inspired by vintage school cafeteria trays, is small in size...but big in personality. Don't miss the recessed spot for your glass (or enough salsa for approximately two chips). AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL CERAMIC SERVING TRAY £23 .00 9780735368705
SOAP SHEETS REUSABLE TOTE
ISBN: 9780735368705 ISBN: 9780735370579 ISBN: 9780735368866
Dirty mind? Check. Clean hands? Well, they better be. Live your life to the fullest (pandemically speaking, anyway) with these portable soap sheets. Just add water and lather up. • Measures (unfolded) 286 mm wide by 457 mm tall with a 102 mm gusset BAG MEASURES 289 X 102 X 470 mm AND FOLDS UP INTO A SEWN-IN POUCH
• 30 dry soap sheets • Unscented • Bio-degradable BOX MEASURES 95 mm X 67 mm SOAP SHEETS ARE 84 X 68 X 5 mm
• Porcelain serving tray measures 305 mm X 216 mm BOX MEASURES 292 X 19 X 216 mm ECO MANIAC REUSABLE TOTE £9 .00 9780735368866 44
CERAMIC SERVING TRAY
A reusable bag, inspired by the vintage plastic bags that it's replacing... that speaks to the cause of eliminating plastic bags. Wow, that's really deep, man. This ripstop nylon bag will invoke all the nostalgic feelings (real or imagined) of visiting a video store in the 80s, paired with the added convenience of never actually having to go to a video store again. PROBABLY SOBER £9 .00 9780735370579
INTO POT PLANTER £17 .00 113 mm DIA. X 83 mm 9780735368774 I COULD REALLY USE A DRINK PLANTER - £18 .00 113 mm DIA. X 102 mm 9780735368781 PUT IT WHERE THE DIRECT SUN DON'T SHINE PLANTER - £20 .00 95 mm DIA. X 141 mm 9780735368767 CERAMIC PLANTERS (WITH DRIP TRAY) Give your houseplants a bit of attitude with these heavyweight ceramic planters, which feature white glaze and... well...some care instructions. • Includes a drain plug & drip tray SHOWING LID CLOSED (PLANTER TRAY) 45
I mean, we all know who the star of this show really is anyway. These durable cotton dog bandanas are the perfect way for your dog to express themselves...in a way other than peeing on your rug. Bonus: they’re designed to be one size fits all (unless they’re literally a horse), making them the perfect gift for any dog (or owner).
• Vintage-inspired flocking
• Double-sided cotton
• Bandana measures 229 mm wide by 152 mm tall, with a 762 mm tie-ribbon to fit almost any size of dog
DOG
DAD’S BEST FRIEND DOG
ISBN: 9780735373549 ISBN: 9780735373525 TURNS TRICKS
BANDANA - £14 .00 9780735373563 QUITE FETCHING DOG BANDANA - £14 .00 9780735373525
BANDANA - £14 .00 9780735373549
DOG BANDANAS
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ISBN: 9780735373532 ISBN: 9780735373556 ISBN: 9780735368842 ISBN: 9780735368859 ISBN: 9780735368835 THE FAVORITE DOG BANDANA - £14 .00 9780735373532 DOG BANDANAS • Vintage-inspired flocking • Double-sided cotton • Bandana measures 229 mm wide by 152 mm tall, with a 762 mm tie-ribbon to fit almost any size of dog PEGGABLE HEADER CARD MEASURES 276 X 260 mm FREELANCE DOG MODEL DOG BANDANA - £14 .00 9780735368859 HAPPY HECKIN' HOLIDAYS DOG BANDANA - £14 .00 9780735373556 BFF DOG BANDANA - £14 .00 9780735368842 THE REAL MVP DOG BANDANA - £14 .00 9780735368835 47
Bowling_1a_228494.jpeg Brass Monkey Fall 228033.jpeg They say that you should dress for the job you want, not the job you have. Well, lucky for your dog, they already had their sights set on laying around the house without pants anyway. While available in three sizes, each hoodie also utilizes velcro fasteners to create the perfect fit for every size in between. —SIZE GUIDE— • X-Small - (356 mm Chest Diameter) • Small - (406 mm Chest Diameter) • Medium - (559 mm Chest Diameter) PEGGABLE HEADER CARD MEASURES 276 X 260 mm UNDERSIDE OF HOODIE TOPSIDE OF HOODIE DOG HOODIES ADOPTED DOG HOODIE - £25 .00 NEW 48 I SBN: 9780735375383 XS 9780735375383 I SBN: 978073537539 0 S 9780735375390 I SBN: 978073537540 6 M 9780735375406
American Sign Lang_1a_F22_ —SIZE GUIDE— • X-Small - (14" Chest Diameter) • Small - (16" Chest Diameter) • Medium - (22" Chest Diameter) DOG HOODIES NEW OBEDIENCE SCHOOL DROPOUT DOG HOODIE - £25 00 I SBN: 978073537544 4 XS 9780735375444 I SBN: 978073537545 1 S 9780735375451 ISBN: 9780735375468 M 9780735375468 WORKS FOR TREATS DOG HOODIE - £25 00 ISBN: 9780735375413 XS 9780735375413 I SBN: 978073537542 0 S 9780735375420 ISBN: 9780735375437 M 9780735375437 49
• X-Small - (356 mm Chest Diameter)
• Small - (406 mm Chest Diameter)
• Medium - (559 mm Chest Diameter)
• Pre-shrunk cotton
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Look, they didn’t spend all winter sprinting outside to pee for nothing. Help them show off that summer dog bod with these 70s inspired ‘ringer’ style tanks. (Available in 3 sizes) Did we mention that each tank comes packaged on a peggable header card (for easy hanging) that clearly communicates that these are for dogs (and not sporty babies).
PET FOOD BOWL PET WATER BOWL
DOG STOCKING
Just because they occasionally try to eat their own vomit, doesn’t mean that your pets don’t have discerning taste. These simple and elegant ceramic pet bowls (with large reflective gold lettering) add a touch of class to the 13 seconds your animal spends inhaling their food and water.
• 1.18 liters
178 mm ( top diameter ) X 171 mm ( base diameter ) X 76 mm tall
This vintage-inspired dog stocking is perfect for spoiling the only family member that you actually like buying gifts for anyway. Sure, they’ve been terrible all year…but they’re still the bestest ever. Yeah, they rolled in that dead squirrel that one time…. so what? It's really the thought that counts.
MAIN CO URSE PET FOOD BOWL - £18 .00
9780735373624
ISBN: 9780735373624
DOGGY BAG
DOG STOCKING £18 .00 9780735373679
Lined velvet, featuring three-color (shimmery) embroidered artwork.
• Has a hangable loop
AFTER DINNER DRINKS WATER BOWL - £18 .00 9780735373631
ISBN: 9780735373631
CAT STOCKING
This vintage-inspired cat stocking is perfect for spoiling the only family member that you actually like buying gifts for anyway. Sure, they’ve been terrible all year…but they’re still the bestest ever. I mean, that decapitated mouse they brought you was supposed to be a present. It's really the thought that counts. You've gotten worse things from your Mother-in-law.
HERE KITTY KITTY CAT STOCKING £18 .00 9780735373662
ISBN: 9780735373662 ISBN: 9780735373679
• Each stocking measures 203 mm wide by 356 mm tall.
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dog bandana is the perfect way for your dog to express themselves…in a way other than peeing on your rug. BONUS : it's designed to be one size fits all (unless they’re literally a horse), making it the perfect
ISBN: 9780735371736 ISBN: 9780735371156 ISBN: 9780735373556 YOU JINGLE MY BELLS 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - £7 .00 9780735370685 HAPPY HECKIN'HOLIDAYS DOG BANDANA - £14 .00 9780735373556 These 100-piece mini-puzzles are the perfect way to get your (*ahem*) message across, loud and clear. They even come in a small giftable box, with a place to write your own clever* note on the back. *Actual cleverness not guaranteed. • Completed 100 piece mini shaped puzzle measures 184 mm wide by 184 mm tall BOX MEASURES 109 X 89 X 33 mm HOLIDAY GIFTS TIDINGS 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - £7 .00 9780735371743 HOME FOR CHRISTMAS 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - £7 .00 9780735371736 I
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•Vintage-inspired flocking • Double-sided cotton • Bandana measures 229 mm wide by 152 mm tall, with a 762 mm tie-ribbon to fit almost any size of dog DON'T STOP BELIEVIN ’ 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - £7 .00 9780735371156 • Completed puzzle measures 686 mm x 508 mm. BOX MEASURES 216 X 279 X 51 mm FA LA LA LA LA 1000 PIECE PUZZLE- - £18 .00 9780735371149 ON PEGGABLE HEADER CARD 276 X 260 mm 52
durable cotton
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