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Issue no 01
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KISUMU KISII KAKAMEGA KERICHO
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The Directory that keeps you on the know
New K-city Advertiser, first of it’s kind in the region
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BOUTIQUE
PROPERTY
Affordable housing and accommodation. Furnished apartments Pg 15, 16
LOOKING FOR A LOAN No guarantee Affordable rates Inua maisha loans Pg 6
WEDDING SOON?
The wedding planner that will blow your mind Pg 5
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PROPERTY & ACCOMMODATION
PAUL MARK COLLEGE, KIBOS ROAD, OPP FANANA HOUSE P.O BOX 4087 KISUMU
ALL COURSES @ 4000/= PER SEMISTER CERTIFICATE COURSES MEAN GRADE REQUIRED
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Social Work & Community Development Business Administration Personell Management Business Management Business Information Systems Banking and Finance Sales and Marketing Information Technology Bible Study & Councelling HR Management
PAUL MARK COLLEGE PAMBO HAIR AND BEAUTY SCHOOL
BEAUTY & FASHION
UNISEX SALON CHAZ BOUTIQUE JANEQO’S JEWELERY EXECUTIVE BARBER SHOP
POLICE HOT LINE & EMERGENCY CONTACTS
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Home Delivered Gas, 19.
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AFFORDABLE EATS SANDY’S RESTAURANT
DIPLOMA COURSES
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FOOD & CATERING
COLLEGE COURSES
MEAN GRADE REQUIRED
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OPANDE INVESTMENT PARKVIEW SAFARI HOTEL
FOR INQUIERIES CALL: 0720 000111 / 0722 299284
Social Development Business Administration Personell Management Business Management Business Information Systems Computer Application System Packages
CONTENTS
DECOR
Home Decor, 7.
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DEGREE COURSES Theology
MEAN GRADE REQUIRED C + OR ( DIPLOMA )
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,999/Kshs. 13 Offer Valid while stocks last Available at; Comet Cybers, Ground Flr, Twiga Towers, Opposite Meridian Hotel, Nairobi Tel:0202341660, Mobile:0733534291. Email:info@sunberry.co.ke
RETAIL AND DISTRIBUTOR INQUIRES WELCOME
ELIGA INVESTMENT SECURE YOUR HOME / OFFICE
1st Dome shaped Tent in Nyanza
WEDDING PLANNERS EVENT MANAGERS EVENT DECOR OUTSIDE CATERING
Fine Touch GARAGE
FOR SUPPLY, INSTALLATION & MAINTENANCE OF:
Electric Fences Closed Circuit Television Systems [CCTV’s] Fire Alarms & Accessories Fire Extinguishers
PANEL BEATING SPRAY PAINTING
We do beautifull Decor for private functions and corporate events
We also hire out : Tents Tables Chairs
For more info call: Eunice Kitatu 0725808029 eufranceeventscentre@yahoo.com Kisumu
MOTOR VEHICLE SERVICE TOWING & RECOVERY SCHOOL BUS SERVICES
CELL: 0722 218699 P.O BOX 4546 KISUMU MAKASEMBO ROAD
TEL: 020 - 2440725 / 0727 598 720 / 0738 780 209
Nakuru Highland House opp. Impala Hotel Maralal Road, 1st floor, door 4
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Outside catering and novelty cakes for all occasions. Call us on 0703 678 475 or email us on info@affordableeats.co.ke
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Interior decor hyacinth furniture & furnishing items
DECOR
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Peace of mind
MEDICAL MOTOR FIRE LIFE EDUCATION POLICIES For more info call
CELL: 07222428623
Great opportunities
Tables Beds Chest Drawers Lampsheds Magazine racks. laundry basket. For more info call:
07210722866980 165222 CALL:
Earn as you Learn
Looking to start a career in Hair dressing & Beauty? Call or visit us Phone: 0722-932314; 0723-621333 6653, Kisumu, 40100 Email: pamboschool.ksm@yahoo.com www.pamboschoolofhairdressingandbeauty
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MARKET CYBER Designs Include:Ä Ä Ä Ä Ä Ä Ä Ä Ä Ä Ä Ä Ä
Logos and Letterheads Business Cards Certificates Bronchures Posters Wedding Cards Harambee Cards Job Cards Hotel Menu Flyers Eulogies Receipts Invoices
Other Services Include:¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤
Printing Of Plastic IDs Vinyl Cutting Key Cutting A3 Printing Computer Services Located at Latitude Lounge Bld Opp.Eclectricity Hse 1st Floor
Browse @ 1 bob / min
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POPULAR HITS : Kisomo, Lazy mary and Rythm of life
AFRO-FUSION
FOR PRIVATE FUNCTIONS AND CORPORATE EVENTS Te l : 0 7 2 4 3 6 1 0 9 3 / 0 7 2 9 7 1 7 3 6 3 6stringband@gmail.com
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Offering Certificate and Diploma courses in : Hair design Beauty Therapy Interior Design Tailoring & Modelling Outstanding students get an opportunity to work with our partners
Visit us for exceptional service
MEGA CITY For inquieries and registration call or visit CELL 0723593708, 0722557484.
x-elleschool@yahoo.com
Mini-mall room 115. P.O.BOX 1998 KISUMU
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We are an interior decor company specialising in vases of all shapes and sizes amongst other decorative items.
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BOUTIQUE WOMENS FASHION Cell: +254733 948032 +254723388293
CLOTHES BAGS ACCESSORIES SHOES From China,Turkey & America
For more info call:
0721 165222
info@opandeafrica.com
www.opandeafrica.com
3 bedroom master ensuit bungalow in walled gated compound in mamboleo on a 0.03ha. the area is very prime and access is good.
0722242862 CHAZ BOUTIQUE OPP AWORI HSE BAND ROAD Affordability, quality & style
6 bedroom house fully furnished with a fully equiped kitchen, satelite T.V. Within the same compound is a self contained Servants quarter. The house is with a good and secure neighborhood. Asking for KES. 30M.
Kisumu Florist We bring a smile to everyones face
Floral arrangements for office, weddings, events & homes
a 4 bedroom house master ensuite, all bedrooms with built in wardrobes, well finished kitchen with 1 bedroom self contained sq - 2 units in Milimani -Kisumu.
Visit us at Megacity
GYM Leah Achunga Rege 0722723938 email: agala55@yahoo.com P. O Box 1211 Kisumu
OTOYOS HEALTH AND FITNESS GYM, LOCATED BEHIND UNITED MALL, ALONG LUMUMBA RD, ONDIEK ESTATE, KISUMU. Tel: 0717595166
A 4 bedroom master ensuite fully furnished apartment(2 units),Located within the upmarket Milimani area, serene, accesible, 5 minutes drive from CBD, well manicured compound, Kids play area,barbacue shade and ample parking space. Dstv and internet inclusive for long term stay.
Cell: +254733 948032 +254723388293
info@opandeafrica.com
www.opandeafrica.com
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Specialists in:
Parkview safari Hotel and Apartments is a state of the art establishment that provides hotel rooms and apartments, service at the restaurant and bar and conference facilities; lavishly furnished and serviced and keenly maintained. This is a destination in a world of its own by the Lakeside city; Located 2 minutes drive from Kisumu CBD. The hotel and apartments stands on beautifully manicured gardens with an up-coming swimming pool which will be officially launched for operation in April 2013. We offer incredible natural view of the Impala Park and the vast expanse of Lake Victoria; especially from our rooms with balconies. We provide STUDIO APARTMENT/STANDARD ROOMs, ONE BEDROOMED APARTMENT/DELUXE ROOM, TWO BEDROOMED APARTMENT / EXECUTIVE/ FAMILY ROOM, LAUNDRY SERVICES, BAR AND RESTAURANT and CONFERENCE FACILITIES. We are keen on security and therefore have CCTV cameras to monitor everyone’s movement; we also have security guards around the clock. A stand by alternative source of power is available in case of power failure; for our guests’ convenience. Free wireless internet is guaranteed for all our guests. We guarantee you value for money: with seamless service, just to ensure we deliver beyond your expectations. We look forward to having a business relationship with you.
sumo@sumocomputers.net Tel: 0726774304- /0705-222662 Fax: 057-02022313 Email: anyalrobinson@yahoo.com robinson@parkviewsafari.com parkviewhotelkisumu@ymail.com Website:www.parkviewsafari.com
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Gwehe TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL OR EMAIL JOB ; 0722 213495 / 0772 213495 CHRISTINE; 020 2597105 kcityadverts@gmail.com
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HOME DELIVERY! 3KG , 6KG GAS DELIVERED RIGHT AT YOUR DOOR STEP
COMING SOON
@KCityAdverts Kcity adverts and deals
Mega City For Outside Catering Call : 0720606404 P.O.Box 19570 Kisumu chiwonet@gmail.com
POLICE & AMBULANCE HOT LINES
KISUMU
SMART SHIELD INVESTMENTS For your investment solutions
POLICE HOT LINES: 020 240000 / 020 240800 / 020 335124
KISUMU PROVINCE HEADQUATERS 05723777 KISII POLICE STATION 05830222 KERICHO POLICE STATION 052120222 HOMABAY POLICE STATION 05922333 BUSIA POLICE STATION 05622133 BUNGOMA POLICE STATION 05520444 BANKING FRAUD INVEST 020221891 E-PLUS / REDCROSS AMBULANCE 0700395395
Star Plus SERVING YOUR INTERESTS
Dealers In: Property management, Emergency Loans, land Agents and Rental Offices, Security,
Hotel Accommodation Conferences, Car Hire Air ticketing
Contacts: Collins Ogallo@sango view plaza ogada street kisumu Tel: 0725 808 711/ 0701 720 543/ 0731 230 075/ 0733 254 321 Email: smartshieldinvest@gmail.com
StarPlus Technologies offers IT solutions to the corporate and private sectors with ICT Consultancy, Business Solutions, IT Trainings, Infrastructure, (hardware, software & Networking,) and Maintenance Services. We provide horizontal solutions in ERP, collaboration, workflow, document management, web design, and vertical market solutions for Hospitality and real estate companies. Our entire focus is geared to helping our clients derive value from their investment in information technology so that they can become more successful in their core activities. This applies to small businesses, to personal Investments, and to major corporations. Contact Person: Sospeter Amenya Phone: 0728813001 Email: info@specialkenya.com or wilpeterksm@yahoo.com Skype: sospeter.a
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Kcity Adverts and Deals magazine is a full colour, high qualIssue no 01
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JOKES
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 AM, the wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here?” and hung up. The husband said, “Who was that?” The wife said, “I don’t know, some woman wanting to know ‘if the coast is clear.”
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”
May 5th 201313
KISUMU KISII KAKAMEGA KERICHO
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The Directory that keeps you on the know
New K-city Advertiser, first of it’s kind in the region
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EUFRANCE
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BOUTIQUE
PROPERTY
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Affordable housing and accommodation. Furnished apartments Pg 15, 16
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ADVERTISE WITH US
LOOKING FOR A LOAN No guarantee Affordable rates Inua maisha loans Pg 6
WEDDING SOON?
The wedding planner that will blow your mind Pg 5
ity designed, clear picture, adverts-only magazine to provide West Kenya businesses an affordable, quality platform to market and promote their businesses and brands by linking them to prospective buyers. The Western Region has very few advertising options and Kcity Adverts and Deals is set to bridge that gap by issuing the magazine free of charge to you prospective clients!
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To which the wife responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too.”
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Readers will read the magazine longer, more frequently and keep it for reference more than newspapers and fliers for months. Kcity Adverts and Deals is prestigious and will show your business as credible It’s a pass-on- readership whereby readers share it with business partners, colleagues, friends and relatives. And finally, we will design for you a quality ad for FREE!!!
ADVERTISING MARKETS
Shopping malls and supermarkets Private & govt offices, parastatals and NGO’s Hotel and restaurants Bus Companies etc.
Property, vehicles, furniture, electronic appliances, products & services, travel, hotels & lodges, restaurants & entertainment and events, Business cards and much more.
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“Listen this guy’s an escaped convict – look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband whispers to his wife,
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The Classifieds
Cost
Picture and 15 words Capitalized title Additional Frame Additional words Business cards
Ksh 700 Ksh 50 Ksh 100 Ksh 20 per word Ksh 700
FOR A FULL / HALF OR QUATER PAGE AD CALL THE NUMBERS BELOW
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STAND OUT! ADVERTISING BRANDING: Logos, Banners, advertises and Printables.Menus, Tickets, Calendars, pens and all giveaway products.Packaging kits.Cups, Caps, T-shirts. Car vinyls. Decorations Indoors & Outdoors. Custom branding products. Branding from A to Z. Cell: 0722213495 / 0772317394 / 0721551919 Tel: 020 2597105 email: kcityadverts@gmail.com 6th Flr ( KENED ) Varsity Plaza