Panda news Issue 1 – June 2017
CONTENTS 1. Yeni and Benoit Introduction 2. Meet the journalists 3. Aurélien – Ghost Stories 4. Hippolyte & Maximilian – TED Talks 5. Lou & Jeanne – Top musics and movies of the month 6. Bastien – Apple Watches 7. Paul & Luca – Horoscope and Trump crosswords
Today is a special day By Benoit Pouliquen and Yeni Ljones Today is a special day : a new newspaper is out. You can find many things like book and movie reviews, ghost stories which happened in our school and some funny games (sudoku, crossword). If you can’t find something, you just have to search a little bit ( or you can look at the other contents).
Meet the journalists Benoit Student. Loves the French Navy. You can find him sailing the Pacific Ocean, eating a chorizo pizza.
P.G. Fond of Rubik’s cube and reading, recently hacked the pentagon and is now on the wanted list of the FBI and the CIA. If you see him call the 112 358 1321.
Maximilian Schneider Archieved PHD at UCLA at the age of 24. He’s now a famous politician who is fighting against deforestation in the rainforests and strongly reinforces the laws to protect the environment for a better future.
Jeanne Now writing articles for The Guardian in London. Is a feminist protesting for more women rights and travelling around the world to help poor people.
Lou Krijger Famous doctor and scientist. She studies human anatomy in the USA. She is also an actress in the top movies of 2030. In her free time, she protests against animal cruelty and pollution. She donates money to charities.
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Hippolyte Martin Briliant student in his Businness and Marketing school,now renamed commercial and by the way twice Floorball world champion. Recently married to Emma Watson, You’ll find him in Auckland, New Zealand in his luxury villa.
Bastien Petit Student in the "Lycée Français de Stavanger". I am very dynamic and confident. You'll might find me the weekend at the football course.
Yeni Ljones Best viner (Vine is dead bro), he studied two years at UCLA and worked at LCC. He is now a successful actor living in Los Angeles, California next to Logan Pauls House.
Aurélien Intelligent, hates work and sun.
By Aurélien
Julien, is an old student that was put in the wall by Mme Lefèvre, a very scary history teacher... Some people think that she was helped by Mme Rembert but we will probably never know anything about it. We still managed to find some information about him: he makes a windy noise just before his attack (opening the door) which is terrible... and also proves that he is claustrophobic. But beware: the wind is blowing...
TED Talks: “Ideas worth spreading” By Maximilian and Hippolyte TED is a non-profit media organization which posts talks online for free distribution, under the slogan "ideas worth spreading“. TED talks are usually in the form of short, powerful speeches less than 18 minutes. TED began in 1984 as a conference where Technology, Entertainment and Design converged, and today covers almost all topics — from science to business to global issues — in more than 110 languages. To see what it’s like, I’ll recommend you to watch a video about Shubhendu Sharma explaining how togrow a tiny forest in your own backyard. goo.gl/3kiAIj We personally think, that this is a very clever concept about sharing ideas and different points of view about any subject we could imagine.
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The best of this month ! By Jeanne Roudeillac and Lou Krijger
Movie : Seuls The movie, inspired by the very famous comic Seuls, which was a big success in the whole world, is finally in the cinema ! Produced by David Moreau, with the famous actors Sofia Lesaffre, Stephane Bak and Jean Stan Dupac. It's the story of a world where every one has disappeard. Five children wake up not knowing what had happened. They meet each other and try to survive in a hostile world. But are they really alone ? Why just them and not the others? You should totally see it; it has been well adapted from the comic and the cast is great! Rating:☻☻☻☻☺
Book : Quatre sœurs ; Bettina Quatre Sœurs, Bettina, written by Cati Baur and Malika Ferdjoukh, is the story of five sisters who have lost their parents. They will learn to be independent. Written with a lot of humor and a touch of sadness this is the perfect comic for everyone. If you start you will be addicted! Rating:☻☻☻☻ ☻
Music : Shape of you This music composed and sung by Ed Sheeran is rated best song of the moment by Shasam. We like the melody but the text is not great because the lyrics are sexist. Nevertheless it is very popular in the US. Rating:☻☻☻☺ ☺
By Bastien Petit The Apple watch became very famous and recently used. It is a watch connected to your iPhone that appeared on the market on 24 April 2015. It has fitness tracking and health-oriented capabilities, and services with the integration of watchOS. Now there are many types of Apple watches such as the Apple Watch Series 1, the Apple Watch Series 2, the Apple Watch Nike+, the Apple Watch Hermès and the Apple Watch Edition. Why is it useful? You can answer calls and also call, send message, talk to your car, unlock your Mac, unlock your hotel room door, you have smart home control, it has fitness tracking, shopping is possible as well, you can add apps, it has universal compatibility, you can download a keyboard, a camera and it has a GPS and Wi-Fi function. 3
Horoscopes
Do you want to know if this month will be YOUR month? This horoscope is here for you! AQUARIUS: this isn’t your month. You’ll lose your job, but you can’t do anything, because the horoscope said it. PISCES: because you are talkative and gentle, Venus is on your sign this month. With that, you’ll get a promotion because an Aquarius got fired. ARIES: hopefully, Arcturus is with you. Thanks to that, you’ll be extremely lucky, if you go to the lottery, you’ll surely win (I think). TAURUS: during this month, you’ll get in a fight with a Sagittarius, but it’s not your fault, because Taurus and Sagittarius don’t like each other. It was said a long time ago. GEMINI: this month you’ll find your soul mate, who is also a Gemini, for the reason that the compatibility between Gemini is at 83% (83,156342 to be precise). CANCER: As your lucky numbers are 2, 3, 15 and 20, and as 2+3+15+20 makes 40, you’ll be very lucky the 40th of this month. LEO: considering Sun is your ruler, and it is not aligned with Venus this month you’ll get sunburn (even if we’re in March). VIRGO: you’re very dedicated to your family. Thanks to that, you’ll get a lot of responsibility, in your family and at work, but I don’t know how, or when. LIBRA: you have to do a lot of work in your emotional world, and even if you recently got friendzoned, you need to move on to something happier. SCORPIO: because you’re jealous and secretive, your wife/girlfriend won’t trust you anymore, and if you don’t have any, too bad for you. SAGITTARIUS: as said earlier, you’ll get in a fight with a Taurus, but you’ll win for sure, because your ruler is Jupiter, your day is Thursday and your colour is blue. Yes, there’s no connection between Jupiter, Thursday and blue (except if you see Jupiter in blue a Thursday) CAPRICORN: as you lucky number is 12 and there are 9 letters, 12-9 makes 3, 3 like the number of sides of the illuminati triangle, you’ll join the reptilians illuminatis before the end of the month 4