Chapter 1 of 'The World's Worst Children 2' by David Walliams

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HUMBERT THE HUNGRY BABY

“THE MUSTARD!” exclaimed Father, scrambling to his feet on the roof of the building. Slipping over on the spicy sauce had saved his life. Just then three fighter jets whizzed past.

“DON’T SHOOT!” shouted Father. “All we need to do is coat every man, woman and child in the world in mustard and we will all be fine!” The baby reached out and grabbed one of the fighter jets. He munched it down.

“BURP!” And another.

“BURP!”

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