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ject more than 60 per cent supported council’s request for the Victorian Government to preserve and relo cate the heritage station buildings,” Cochrane said. “Our community is already deeply concerned about the impact that the level crossing remov al works will have on the village at mosphere of Parkdale. This decision is deeply troubling, and casts further doubt on whether Parkdale’s unique character will be taken into consid eration during this major project. The
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The state government is building skyrail to replace two level crossings at Warrigal Road and Parkers Road. A new Parkdale Station will be built as part of the Kingstonproject.mayor Steve Staikos said that council had wanted to place a heritage overlay over the site to “pro tect important historic buildings and irreplaceable trees”. Councillor Tim Cochrane called the decision to reject the heritage push “deeply troubling”.
“In a community survey on the pro
A PUSH to have the Parkdale Station building heritage protected has failed. Kingston Council had been advocat ing to have a heritage overlay placed over the station in the Kingston Plan ning Scheme. In a statement, council confirmed that the state government had turned down the request.
dale.”Kingston Council says that it con tacted the planning minister asking for permission to begin the heritage overlay process in April. The Depart ment of Environment, Land, Water and Planning, the body overseeing Heritage Victoria, was contacted for comment.
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Heritage hopes for train station dashed
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Level Crossing Removal Project has a responsibility to be aware and re spond to local character, particularly in such a sensitive location as Park
At a 4 August meeting the Heritage Council of Victoria, a separate inde pendent body to Heritage Victoria, decided that Parkdale Station should not be included on the state’s heritage register because it “is not of state-level cultural heritage significance”. That followed a recommendation in May from Heritage Victoria’s executive di rector that the site not be included on the register.
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THE path used by the Pathway to Carers program in Mordialloc. Picture: Supplied
Walking groups keep carers on right path
Pathways for Carers Victoria groups so far, and project manager Michelle Willoughby hopes more will be formed as word spreads among carers.“Pathways for Carers is for unpaid carers of a loved one who is an elderly person, has a disability, or mental health issue,” she said.
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“Our carer support groups provide participants with an opportunity to socialise and connect with nature as well as learn more about news, services, and support available to them.”Tolearn more about the walks and get involved, visit pathwaysforcarers. com.au or email Melissa Venter Melissa.Venter@kingston.vic.gov.au.at
To apply, email your resume to anton@mpnews.com.au
Pathway to Carers is a program run across Victoria which connects carers of people with disabilities, mental illness, or the elderly. The monthly walk launched in Mordialloc last week.
ficult path to navigate.
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Alice Ho took out the award for her work in the mental health space. She works with local youth com mittees and leadership groups, and advocates for the needs of marginal ised young people.
KINGSTON mayor Steve Staikos with young citizen of the year Alice Ho.
“We are so proud of the collec tive spirit, passion, resilience and achievements of our young people, and whether it be through events like these, or our support services, we are committed to doing everything we can help build connections and assist our teenagers and young adults to chase their goals and dreams,” heTosaid.book a Glitter and Glow event ticket visit kingstonyouth.org.au
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Kingston mayor Steve Staikos said that the events will “provide a great opportunity for the youth of King ston to come together and celebrate.”
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A MENTAL health advocate was named Kingston’s young citizen of the year at an event last week.
Award for young mental health advocate
Askew.Theaward ceremony took place as part of Kingston Council’s Youth Fest month. In addition to the awards night a “Friday Feels Jam Session” took place on 16 September and a “Glitter and Glow” dance party will take place on 29 September.
THE search to find Kingston’s woman of the year has begun.
Search begins for woman of the year
CO-WINNERS of the 2022 Kingston woman of the year award Bronwyn Currie and Paula Westhead (pictured with Kingston councillor Jenna DaveyBurns). Picture: Supplied
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Nominations for the annual King ston woman of the year awards are now open. Women can be nominated in four different categories - coura geous commitment, excelling in arts and sport, inspiring innovation, and success in KingstonSTEM.mayor Steve Staikos has encouraged residents to put forward the names of women who have achieved outstanding things. “These will be our fifth Kingston women of the year awards and each year we are blown away with the quality of the nominees,” he said. “In each case they are women who contribute sig nificantly to the day-to-day lives of our community members, through their dedication and devotion to what theyNominationsdo.” close on 31 October.
The winners of the will be an nounced at an International Women’s Day event on 10 March next year.
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“There’s always something on at the Eagle,” enthuses marketing manager, Sarah Cottrill “but this year we’ve decided to really showcase our events with activities for all ages across our whole Spring Festival! We’ve got a huge variety of events for all ages, from craft, Lego and dance programs for kids, to beer and wine tastings for adults! There’s really something wonderful about being able to open up our
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The Arthurs Seat Eagle Spring Festival launched at the start of the school holidays and has been an instant hit with visitors, with many structuring visits around special events, like Kungfu demonstrations and lessons, or daily Storytime sessions. The gondola ride itself is, of course, always magnificent. When you ride in one of the world class gondolas you will feel on top of the world. Whether you start at the Base Station or soar from the Summit, you can expect a 15 minute journey each way in your own gondola.
The Arthurs Seat Eagle is open every day over the school holidays, so there’s plenty of time to spend enjoying all of the amazing events. Visit www.aseagle.com.au for a full schedule of events and to book your tickets.
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4 And which decorated player will take on the role as captain?
5 Buddy Franklin reached a milestone of 1000 career goals against which club?
9 Fremantle midfielder and older brother of 12-down, Stephen — (4)
23 Who won the 2022 Coleman Medal with 64 goals?
12 Who was the coach of the Brisbane Lions for their three premiership wins in 2001, 2002 and 2003?
25 Which stadium or oval is the home ground for the most AFL clubs?
8 Which Brisbane player has the Frozen song Let it Go play after he kicks a goal?
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19 Collingwood defender and son of Peter, Darcy — (5)
14 Who is the current AFL CEO?
28 Which team had 2022’s biggest winning margin with a 112 point victory over North Melbourne?
14 Who is the current AFL CEO?
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19 Collingwood defender and son of Peter, Darcy — (5)
20 Which two teams has Lance ‘Buddy’ Franklin played for?
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24 Which team kicked a season-high score of 165 points against West Coast in Round 7?
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22 How many AFL head coaches resigned or were sacked in 2022?
20 Which two teams has Lance ‘Buddy’ Franklin played for?
16 Who won the 2021 Brownlow Medal?
23 Fremantle AFLW coach who replaced Michelle Cowan, Trent — (6)
2020 Brownlow Medallist, — Neale (6)
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7 Which club is facing disarray after the sacking of their coach and resignation of multiple board members?
6 Sydney Swans AFLW coach, Scott — (6)
17 Who was the number one draft pick in 2021, and which team selected him?
5 This team formed in 1996 after a merger, — Lions (8)
3 St Kilda’s goalkickerleadingin2016, 2017 and 2019, Tim — (7)
29 Who was named captain of the 2022 All-Australian side?
21 Essendon AFLW captain, Stephanie — (4)
6 How many AFL players have kicked 1000 goals?
22 Gold Coast midfielder and co-captain, Touk — (6)
14 Colloquial term for the field (7)
21 Alternative nickname for the Crows that stemmed from a typo (4)
26 Who won this year’s AFL Rising Star award?
27 Which two players reached the 350 games played milestone in 2022?
13 Carlton midfielder and 2019 AFL Rising Star, Sam — (5)
16 Who won the 2021 Brownlow Medal?
30 The season’s lowest crowd of 4014 was recorded in a game featuring which two sides?
13 Carlton midfielder and 2019 AFL Rising Star, Sam — (5)
28 Which team had 2022’s biggest winning margin with a 112 point victory over North Melbourne?
13 Which AFL team is the newest to the league?
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24 Which team kicked a season-high score of 165 points against West Coast in Round 7?
23 Who won the 2022 Coleman Medal with 64 goals?
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20 This team is nicknamed the Tigers (8)
10 2022’s AFLPA MVP, Andrew — (8)
11 Which two teams have won the most AFL premiership cups?
5 Buddy Franklin reached a milestone of 1000 career goals against which club?
18 Which team did Adam Treloar get traded from in 2020?
10 2022’s AFLPA MVP, Andrew — (8)
3 Which South Australian club has recently introduced their AFLW team?
17 Who was the number one draft pick in 2021, and which team selected him?
10 Which assistant coach recently joined his former club?
15 Sunrise host David Koch is also the chairman of which club?
South Sudanborn Gold Coast Suns player who debuted with Richmond (6,4)
19 Who won the 2021 Coleman Medal?
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2 Who won the 2015 Brownlow Medal?
13 Which AFL team is the newest to the league?
1 Which team beat Carlton in a nail-biting one-point win in Round 23?
1 Which team beat Carlton in a nail-biting one-point win in Round 23?
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8 Carlton key forward who debuted in 2016, Charlie — (6)
11 Low, hard kick, also known as a ‘daisy cutter’ (7)
17 GWS’ leading goalkicker, Jeremy — (7)
2 See 1-down
4 2021 Coleman Medallist, Harry — (5)
21 Which team won the wooden spoon in 2022 for the second year in a row?
9 Fremantle midfielder and older brother of 12-down, Stephen — (4)
8 Carlton key forward who debuted in 2016, Charlie — (6)
11 Which two teams have won the most AFL premiership cups?
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21 Alternative nickname for the Crows that stemmed from a typo (4)
6 How many AFL players have kicked 1000 goals?
20 This team is nicknamed the Tigers (8)
4 And which decorated player will take on the role as captain?
7 Which club is facing disarray after the sacking of their coach and resignation of multiple board members?
9 Who has been recently been announced as GWS’ new coach?
8 Which Brisbane player has the Frozen song Let it Go play after he kicks a goal?
22 How many AFL head coaches resigned or were sacked in 2022?
2020 Brownlow Medallist, — Neale (6)
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18 Melbourne midfielder who won the Keith Bluey Truscott Medal in 2017, 2019 and 2021, Clayton — (6)
21 Which team won the wooden spoon in 2022 for the second year in a row?
25 Which stadium or oval is the home ground for the most AFL clubs?
12 St Kilda wingman who first played for West Perth (4,4)
26 Who won this year’s AFL Rising Star award?
11 Low, hard kick, also known as a ‘daisy cutter’ (7)
18 Melbourne midfielder who won the Keith Bluey Truscott Medal in 2017, 2019 and 2021, Clayton — (6)
21 Essendon AFLW captain, Stephanie — (4)
3 St Kilda’s goalkickerleadingin2016, 2017 and 2019, Tim — (7)
15 Sunrise host David Koch is also the chairman of which club?
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6 Sydney Swans AFLW coach, Scott — (6)
16 Won the AFLW 2020 Geelong best and fairest award and now plays for Melbourne, — Purcell (6)
5 This team formed in 1996 after a merger, — Lions (8)
3 Which South Australian club has recently introduced their AFLW team?
18 Which team did Adam Treloar get traded from in 2020?
16 Won the AFLW 2020 Geelong best and fairest award and now plays for Melbourne, — Purcell (6)
9 Who has been recently been announced as GWS’ new coach?
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4 2021 Coleman Medallist, Harry — (5)
10 Which assistant coach recently joined his former club?
30 The season’s lowest crowd of 4014 was recorded in a game featuring which two sides?
14 Colloquial term for the field (7)
17 GWS’ leading goalkicker, Jeremy — (7)
27 Which two players reached the 350 games played milestone in 2022?
29 Who was named captain of the 2022 All-Australian side?
2 Who won the 2015 Brownlow Medal?
1,Down2-down
22 Gold Coast midfielder and co-captain, Touk — (6)
19 Who won the 2021 Coleman Medal?
12 St Kilda wingman who first played for West Perth (4,4)
23 Fremantle AFLW coach who replaced Michelle Cowan, Trent — (6)
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The News asked the LXRP what it plans to do with the old Parkdale Station building, but did not receive a response by publication deadline.
Future of train station building up in the air
“we’ve heard from locals about what they love about their suburb, and how they want the project to feature new trees, landscaping and greenery, walking and cycling paths, commu nity gathering places, and recreational and sporting facilities” (“Preliminary Parkdale designs published”, The News, 8/6/22).
cil pointed the finger at the Depart ment of Transport for the speed limit change.
“In this particular situation, the Nepean Highway is a state controlled DOT road and the introduction of the 40km zone is part of a state-wide DOT initiative to improve the safety of shopping strips. Frankston City Council welcomes the lowered speed zone introduced on this section of Nepean Highway in late 2021 recognising how busy it is with cars and pedestrians associated with the retail and restaurant activity, and for those walking to the waterfront and for commuters,” Frankston Council CEO Phil Cantillon said (“Resident road rage over reduced speed limit”
More than 300 people reported feeling the earthquake to Geoscience Australia. The national geoscience research body says that the earthquake occurred at a depth of six kilometers.
The News 5/7/22).
A VicRoads document released in June last year read that making out door dining safer was one of the key reasons for changing the speed limit.
In June the LXRP released its preliminary plans for the Parkdale Station precinct. At the time it said
THE LXRP’s preliminary plans for the Parkdale Station precinct. Picture: Supplied
Motorists hit by fines at the intersection recently met to discuss courses of action. Retired civil en gineer Ian Robins said “if VicRoads or Council had spent just $5,000 on a post-installation independ ent road safety audit it would have highlighted the many problems in the planning, approval, installation and monitoring phases. The project which is now seen to be a disaster for Frankston could have been a success.”
THE epicentre (orange) of an earthquake which struck near Seaford last week. Picture: Geoscience Australia
The speed limit at the intersec tion was reduced from 60 kmph to 40 kmph in October last year. Since then multiple motorists have con tacted The News to complain about being fined, with one estimating that thousands of people had been caught by the speed camera at the intersec tion of Nepean Highway and Davey Street.
Kingston Council has drafted its own plans for the rail redevelopment. It has asked the state government to build a new shared use path and refurbish the train station building (“Council presents plans for Parkdale skyrail”, The News, 3/8/22).
Earlier this year, Frankston Coun
In late July, Victorian road safety camera commissioner Neville Taylor
The epicenter of the earthquake was in Port Phillip Bay, a short distance out from Seaford Beach.
A SMALL earthquake struck close to the coast of Frankston last week.
Quake shakes the bay
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In a statement online, the Victorian SES confirmed that no damage reports had been made. “[There have been] no calls for assistance to VICSES. There is no Tsunami threat,” the statement read.
explore several avenues of interest and will report any recommenda tions back to the minister. This may include recommendations regarding the speeding infringements issued,” the statement read. “It is envisaged that the commissioner will finalise the investigation as soon as practi cable, after thoroughly considering all information received, and will communicate any recommendations made on [the road safety commis sioner’s] website.”
Speed limit ‘disaster’ under investigation
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The News contacted the office of the road safety camera commissioner to ask for an update on the investiga tion. It did not respond by publication deadline.
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The earthquake struck at 5.41am on 18 September. The tremor had a magnitude of 2.4.
“The commissioner will seek rel evant information and documents from members of the road safety partnership, Frankston City Council, and other stakeholders as part of the investigation. This investigation will
AN investigation into the notorious new 40kmph speed limit on Nepean Highway in Frankston is underway.
initiated an investigation into how the new speed limit was established. An end date for the investigation was not announced.Astatement from the road safety camera commissioner read that the investigation is seeking to “under stand the decisions and processes that were made when implementing the speed limit reduction to 40 km/h along the Nepean Highway that led to speeding infringements being issued to road users”.
Stolen car bangs up booze bus
Tools, gun found
Police patrol with Brodie Cowburn
Tow truck towed
The truck was pulled over shortly afterwards. Police also say it had bald tyres and was leaking brake fluid.
Police interviewed the man in relation to dis qualified driving and other traffic offences. He is expected to be charged on summons. His truck was impounded at a cost of $1006.
No police officers were hurt.
Three teenagers were arrested shortly after wards at Fortescue Avenue. An 18-year-old Frankston man was charged with theft of motor vehicle, reckless conduct, and other driving related offences. He was bailed.
THREE teenagers allegedly fled a stolen car which then crashed into a booze bus in Seaford earlier his month.
The incident occurred at around 3.45pm on 11 September. Police undertaking breath tests on Seaford Road say they saw a stolen Suzuki Swift approaching, then saw the occupants jump out of the moving car and flee. The car went on to scrape a parked police car and hit the back of the booze bus.
A TOW truck was impounded from the roads of Carrum Downs last week for being un-road worthy.Police spotted the truck on Hall Road at around 12.30am on 13 September. They allege the truck had one headlight and had trouble slowing through a roundabout.
The driver was a 26-year-old man from Clyde. Police say he underwent a preliminary oral fluid test, which returned a positive result.
AN un-roadworthy tow truck which was impounded by police. Picture: Supplied
A MAN has been charged in relation to a car crash which left a person seriously hurt last week. The crash occurred on the morning of 12 September in Dingley Village.
Charge laid after crash
POLICE found stolen tools and a shortened .22 caliber rifle during a raid in Carrum Downs this month.A42-year-old man was arrested on 6 Sep tember. Police executed a search warrant on Thornbill Drive at 9am that morning, where they allegedly found the tools and gun.
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Police let off two 16-year-olds from Frankston with a caution.
Police charged the man with numerous of fences, including 12 counts of theft from motor vehicle. He was remanded and appeared at Frankston Magistrates Court on 7 September.
Major Collision Investigation Unit detectives have charged a 50-year-old Cranbourne East man with dangerous driving causing serious injury. He has been remanded to appear at Moorabbin Magistrates’ Court on 20 September.
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Not to be confused with its Lego-centred counterpart, this flashy US competition series takes a new approach to an old game. Teams of delightfully nerdy domino enthusiasts race to design and assemble intricate block displays whose sole purpose is to topple into each other and create breathtaking chain reactions. Host Eric Stonestreet (pictured above, Modern Family) provides a warm and goofy presence that cuts through the intensity of these delicate builds and guest judge Bill Nye, “the science guy,” is a perfect addition for this week’s challenge where teams attempt science-themed topples.
6am Morning Programs. 9.00 America’s 10.00 Pawn Stars. 10.30 Wars: TX. 11.00 American Pickers. Noon Bushfire Wars. 1.00 No Man’s Land. 2.00 Heavy Lifting. 3.00 Pawn Stars UK. 3.30 Pawn Stars Sth Africa. 4.00 Desert Collectors. 5.00 Football. AFL Women’s. Round 5. Geelong v St Kilda. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 8.30 MOVIE: John Wick: Chapter 3 –Parabellum. (2019, MA15+) 11.10 Late Programs.
6.00 The Drum. 6.55 Sammy J. (PG) 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 7.30. 8.00 Foreign Correspondent. 8.30 David Attenborough’s Life That Glows. (R) Presented by Sir David Attenborough. 9.35 Kurt Fearnley’s One Plus One. Kurt Fearnley talks to Megan Davis. 10.05 ABC Late News. 10.20 Old People’s Home For Teenagers. (PG, R) 11.20 Doc Martin. (PG, R) 12.10 All Creatures Great And Small. (PG, R) 12.55 Harrow. (Mav, R) 3.35 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.20 Sammy J. (PG, R) 5.25 7.30. (R) 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Guillaume’s Paris. (Premiere) Chef Guillaume Brahimi returns to Paris. 8.30 World’s Most Scenic River Journeys: The Potomac. (PG) Bill Nighy narrates a voyage down the Potomac, the river that helped forge American history. 9.30 The Handmaid’s Tale. (MA15+) June and Moira journey to the border. 10.30 SBS World News Late. 11.00 Gomorrah. (MA15+v) 11.55 Luther. (MA15+av, R) 3.55 Food Safari. (R) 4.55 Poh & Co. Bitesize. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight. 6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PGas) Cash and Eden get sprung in the act. 8.30 The Front Bar: Grand Final Edition. (M) In the lead-up to the Grand Final, hosts Mick Molloy, Sam Pang and Andy Maher take a lighter look at all things
TV Shop. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 Garden Gurus Moments. 2.00 As Time Goes By. 3.20 Antiques Roadshow. 3.50 MOVIE: Suspect. (1960, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Bondi Vet. 8.30 Poirot. 10.30 The Case Of Caylee Anthony. 11.30 Late Programs. 10 BOLD (12) 9GEM (92)7TWO (72)SBS VICELAND (31)6am Children’s Programs. 7.20pm Bluey. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.30 Would I Lie To You? 9.00 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. (Final) 9.30 Win The Week. (Final) 10.00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. 10.40 Doctor Who. 11.25 Ghosts. Midnight Would I Lie To You? 12.30 Celia Pacquola: All Talk. 1.30 ABC News Update. 1.35 Close. 5.00 Clangers. 5.15 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.20 Sarah & Duck. 5.30 Late Programs. ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 12.10pm Race Across The World. 1.30 Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 2.00 Full House. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show.
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With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The King Of Queens. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.30 Friends. Noon The Living Room. 1.00 Frasier. 2.00 Becker. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Seinfeld. 11.00 Frasier. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 James Corden. 3.30 King Of Queens. 4.30 Shopping.
1.30 The Late Show Stephen Colbert. (PG) Late-night talk show.
Chelsea Mordialloc Mentone News – TV Guide 21 September 2022 PAGE 1 Thursday, September 22 ABC TV (2) SBS (3) SEVEN (7) TEN (10)NINE (9) 6.00 Morning Programs. 10.30 An Australian Audience With The Queen. 11.00 The Queen And Us. (PG, R) 12.00 News. 1.00 Win The Week. (Final, PG, R) 1.30 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. (Final, M, R) 2.00 All Creatures Great And Small. (PG, R) 3.00 Escape From The City. (R) 4.00 Think Tank. (PG, R) 5.00 Brush With Fame. (PG, R) 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 6.00 WorldWatch. 9.05 Peer To Peer. (PG) 10.05 Food Markets: In The Belly Of The City. 11.05 Grayson Perry’s Rites Of Passage. 12.00 WorldWatch. 2.05 Greek Island Odyssey With Bettany Hughes. (PGavw, R) 3.00 Going Places. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.40 The Cook Up. (PG) 4.10 The Supervet. (PGa, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 Young Elizabeth. (PG, R) 1.00 The Age Of Elizabeth. (PG, R) 2.30 Kochie’s Business Builders. 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.
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10.00 MOVIE: X-Men. (2000, Mhv, R) Mutants struggle for supremacy. Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart.
9.25 World’s Greatest Hotels: Claridge’s London. (PGs, R) Takes a look at Claridge’s, London.
4.00 Take Two. (R)
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Darrow And Darrow. (2017, PGav) 2.00 House Of Wellness. (PG) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.
day’s news.
6.30 SBS World News.
6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Friends. 7.30 Seinfeld. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Neighborhood. 10.30 The Middle. 11.30 The King Of Queens. 12.30pm Frasier. 1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. 10.30 Nancy Drew. (Return) 11.30 Frasier. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.
10.30 MOVIE: Once Upon A Time In Mexico. (2003, MA15+lv, R)
NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
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11.50 Thin Blue Line. (MA15+av, R) 4.15 Food Safari. (R) 4.45 Poh & Co. Bitesize. (R) 5.00
11.00 NCIS. (Mav, R) A technician’s death is investigated.
4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. 5.00 10 News First.
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The Emily Atack Show. (Premiere) 12.15am Stunt Science. 1.15 Revolution. 3.00 Bakugan: Armored Alliance. 3.30 Ninjago. 4.00 Late Programs.
Much I Love You. 5.40 Late Programs.
4.55 Anh’s Brush With Fame. (PG, R)
6am Home Shopping.
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A man plots his own abduction. David Oyelowo, Thandiwe Newton.
5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R)
12.30 Australia’s Top Ten Of Everything. (Ms, R)
7.00 Puppy School. (Premiere, PG) Follows a pint-sized police dog litter.
7.00 Rugby League. NRL Finals
2.45 Historic House Rescue. (R) 5.30 Secrets Of The Imperial War Museum. (PG)
6.00 WorldWatch. 9.05 Peer To Peer. (PG)
1.00 Taronga: Who’s Who In The Zoo. (PG, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG)
7.00 ABC News. Takes a today’s
12.05 MOVIE: Hibiscus And Ruthless. (2018, PGa, R) Suivai Autagavaia.
12.35 Tipping Point. (PG, R)
8.00 Ambulance. (Mal) Crews come to the aid of a 100-year-old woman who lives alone and has fallen down the stairs.
6.00 The Drum. Analysis of the
6.00 To Be Advised. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. The latest news, sport and weather. 9.00 AFL Grand Final Brunch. 10.30 AFL Grand Final Countdown. 12.00 AFL Grand Final Pre-Game. Pre-game coverage of the AFL Grand Final. 2.00 Football. AFL. Grand Final. Geelong v Sydney. From the MCG.
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6am Home Shopping. 8.30 Harry’s Practice. 9.00 Three Wide No Cover. 10.00 Creek To Coast. 10.30 Auction Squad. 11.30 Weekender. Noon Horse Racing. 5.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue. 5.30 The Amazing Homemakers. 6.30 Mighty Ships. 7.30 The Yorkshire Vet. 8.30 Escape To The Country. 10.30 I Escaped To The Country. 11.30 The Yorkshire Vet. 12.30am The Fine Art Auction. 3.30 Late Programs.
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Second Preliminary Final. Penrith Panthers v South Sydney Rabbitohs. 9.45 NRL Finals Footy Post-Match. A post-match NRL wrap up.
7.35 Lost Treasures Of Ancient Rome: Herculaneum. (Final, PG) Takes a look at Herculaneum.
6.00 Seven News.
4.30 Global Shop. (R)
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7.00 Rugby League. NRL Finals Series.
7.00 The Dog House. (PG, R) Follows a team of devoted matchmakers as they pair homeless dogs with hopeful companions.
Finishers. (2013, PG, French) 7.40 Lion. (2016, PG) 9.50 Unaccompanied Minors. (2006, PG) 11.30 The Best Offer. (2013, M) 1.55pm This Beautiful Fantastic. (2016, PG) 3.35 Walking On Sunshine. (2014, PG) 5.25 Asterix And Obelix Vs Caesar. (1999, PG, French) 7.30 Gold. (2016, M) 9.45 The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest. (2009, MA15+, Swedish) 12.25am Late Programs.
Sanetra Sarker. (PG) Presented by Sandi Toksvig. 7.00 ABC News. Takes a look at today’s top stories. 7.30 Death In Paradise. (PG, R) A TV presenter is murdered. 8.30 Miniseries: Marriage. (Ml) Part 3 of 4. Emma attends a legal conference with her boss while Ian waits at home. 9.30 Summer Love. (MA15+l, R) Two people are forced to share a holiday house after they accidentally double book it. 10.05 Savage River. (Mal, R) Rachel investigates the new homicide. 10.55 Silent Witness. (Mav, R) There is a breakthrough in Jay’s case. 12.00 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Greatest Train Journeys From Above. (PG) 8.20 Then And Now: Heathrow Airport. (PG, R) Explores the history of Heathrow Airport. 9.15 Elizabeth I And II: The Golden Queens. (PGa, R) Part 2 of 2. 10.10 Russia: 1000 Years Of History. (PGa, R) 11.55 MOVIE: Roman J. Israel, Esq. (2017, Malv, R) Denzel Washington, Colin Farrell. 2.10 MOVIE: Chef. (2014, Ml, R) Jon Favreau. 4.15 Food Safari. (R) 4.45 Poh & Co. Bitesize. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.15 France 24 Feature. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
6am WorldWatch. 9.30 Shortland St. 11.00 The Therapist. Noon Hoarders. 2.30 Huang’s World. 3.20 Feeding The Scrum. 3.50 WorldWatch. 5.15 Shortland St. 5.45 Joy Of Painting. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Hoarders. 9.20 Atlanta. 9.50 Adam Looking For Eve. 10.45 American Gods. 11.45 News. 12.40am Hamilton’s Pharmacopeia. 1.30 Late Programs. SBS VICELAND (31)6am Children’s Programs. 7pm Andy And The Band. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Hard Quiz. 8.30 MOVIE: Philomena. (2013, M) 10.05 Doctor Who. 10.55 QI. 11.25 Ghosts. 11.55 Red Dwarf. 12.25am Ross Noble: Stand Up Series. 1.00
6am Children’s Programs. Noon Revolution. (Premiere) 2.00 Full House. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 MOVIE: The Nutty Professor. (1996, PG) 7.30 MOVIE: Playing With Fire. (2019, PG) 9.30 MOVIE: Blockers. (2018, MA15+) 11.30
6.00 Nine News Saturday.
9.30 Doc Martin. (PG, R) Martin and Louisa have their first fertility consultation with Dr Emma Ryder.
6am Home Shopping. 9.00 The Doctors. 10.00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures. 11.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 11.30 Healthy Homes Australia. Noon The Love Boat. 1.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 2.00 MacGyver. 4.00 Roads Less Travelled. 4.30 iFish.
11.05 Summer Love. (MA15+l, R)
3.00 Cycling. UCI Road World Championships.
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9.45 NRL Finals Footy Post-Match. A post-match NRL wrap up of the first preliminary final, with expert analysis and player interviews.
7.30 TV Shop. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 Garden Gurus Moments. 2.00 Bondi Vet. 3.00 Antiques Roadshow. 3.30 MOVIE: Up The Chastity Belt. (1971, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Country House Hunters Australia. 8.30 MOVIE: The Best Of Me. (2014, M) 10.50 Late Programs.
7.30 Gardening Australia. Advice for the home gardener.
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8.30 Baptiste. (Final, Mlv) Reeling from Will’s escape, Emma and Julien must do everything they can to stop the next attack.
6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News
6.30 Bondi Rescue. (PGl, R) The beach can quickly become a nightmare for tourists not used to the precarious surf conditions.
3.00 Tipping Point. (PG)
2.00 Home Shopping. 4.00 It’s Academic. (R) 5.00 House Of Wellness. (PGa, R)
11.30 Morning News. 12.00 The Block. (PGl, R)
1.30 Drive TV. (R)
10.05 Food Markets: In The Belly Of The City.
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1.00 Living Room. (R) 2.00 Ent. Tonight. 2.30 Ultimate Classroom. 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R)
10.00 Just For Laughs Uncut. (MA15+ls, R) Hosted by Nikki Osborne.
6am Morning Programs. 1.45pm Unapologetically Me. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 Going Native. 3.00 Jarjums. 4.35 Spartakus And The Sun Beneath The Sea. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 NITV News: Nula. 6.00 Bamay. 6.40 Arctic Secrets. 7.30 MOVIE: Crackers. (1998, M) 9.10 First Nations Bedtime Stories. 9.20 NITV On The Road: Boomerang Festival. 10.20 TikTok And NITV Present: First Sounds. 12.10am Late Programs. NITV (34)
11.05 Grayson Perry’s Rites Of Passage. 12.00 WorldWatch. 2.05 Greek Island Odyssey With Bettany Hughes. (Msv, R) 3.00 NITV News: Nula. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.40 The Cook Up. (PG, R) 4.10 The Supervet. (PGa, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)
A Mexican vigilante is recruited by a CIA agent. Antonio Banderas.
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10.30 The Project. (R) Special guest is Joel Madden.
7.00 Better Homes And Gardens. Adam Dovile builds a coffee table.
Mornings. 10.00 The Best Of Back Roads. (PG, R) 11.10 Extraordinary Escapes. (PG, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Savage River. (Mal, R) 1.55 Death In Paradise. (Mv, R) 3.00 Escape From The City. (R) 4.00 Think Tank. (PG, R)
6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R)
6am Morning Programs. 1pm Blokesworld. 1.30 Australia ReDiscovered. 2.00 Boating. Austn V8 Superboats C’ship. 3.00 Rides Down Under: Workshop Wars. 4.00 Pawn Stars. 4.30 Barter Kings. 5.30 Last Stop Garage. 6.00 AFL Grand Final Post-Match. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 MOVIE: Battle Los Angeles. (2011, M) 10.00 MOVIE: Alexander. (2004, MA15+) 2am Late Programs.
7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 Today Extra: Saturday. (PG) 12.00 Destination WA. 12.30 Rivals. (PGl) 1.00 Drive TV. 1.30 The Bizarre Pet Vets. (PGm, R) 2.30 The Garden Gurus.
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3.30 Freshly Picked With Simon Toohey. 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield.
1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R)
6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens. 8.00 Frasier. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 Friends. Noon The King Of Queens. 1.00 To Be Advised. 4.30 Friends. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 10.15 Friends. 12.15am Home Shopping. 1.45 Mom. 2.45 The Neighborhood. 3.40 Nancy Drew. 4.30 Home Shopping.
7.30 MOVIE: Jumanji: The Next Level. (2019, PGlv, R) A group of friends re-enters a dangerous adventure-based video game to rescue one of their own. Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart.
10.35 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. (Final, M, R)
6am Morning Programs. 10.00 Pawn Stars. 11.00 American Pickers. Noon Bushfire Wars. 1.00 No Man’s Land. 2.00 Desert Collectors. 3.00 Timbersports. 3.30 Pawn Stars UK. 4.00 Pawn Stars Sth Africa. 4.30 Truck Night In America. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 MOVIE: Kong: Skull Island. (2017, M) 9.55 MOVIE: Alien. (1979, M) 12.25am Late Programs.
10.50 Das Boot. (MA15+s, R)
9.30 MOVIE: Enemy Of The State. (1998, Mlv, R) A lawyer becomes the target of a corrupt government agent and his team after he gains possession of a valuable videotape. It appears the only chance he has to regain his life lies with an ex-intelligence operative. Will Smith, Gene Hackman, Jon Voight. 12.15 Armchair Experts. (M) A panel discusses all things AFL. 1.15 To Be Advised.
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5.00 Reel Action. 5.30 Scorpion. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. 10.20 Blood And Treasure. 11.15 Late Programs.
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R)
6am WorldWatch. 9.30 Shortland St. 11.00 The Therapist. 11.30 Counter Space. Noon Hoarders. 2.35 Over The Black Dot. 3.05 Yokayi Footy. 4.00 WorldWatch. 5.30 Insight. 6.30 Domino Masters. 7.30 Impossible Engineering. (Final) 8.30 The Good Fight. 9.30 The Handmaid’s Tale. 10.30 Leah Remini: Scientology And The Aftermath. Midnight Late Programs. SBS VICELAND (31)6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Shaun The Sheep. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 QI. 8.30 Zoe Coombs Marr: Bossy Bottom. 9.40 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 10.05 Would I Lie To You? 10.35 Doctor Who. 11.25 Friday Night Dinner. 11.50 Brassic. 12.35am David Attenborough’s Global Adventure. 1.25 ABC News Update. 1.30 Close. 5.00 Twirlywoos. 5.15 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.20 Pocoyo. 5.30 Late Programs. ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Walking On Sunshine. Continued. (2014, PG) 6.25 Capricorn One. (1978, PG) 8.40 Under The Cover Of Cloud. (2018, PG) 10.20 Jasper Jones. (2017, M) 12.15pm The Front Runner. (2018, M) 2.20 Lion. (2016, PG) 4.30 The Finishers. (2013, PG, French) 6.10 Fried Green Tomatoes. (1991, PG) 8.30 Gone Girl. (2014, MA15+) 11.15 Fidelity. (2019, MA15+, Russian) 12.45am Late Programs. 6am Morning Programs. 11.40 Arctic Secrets. 12.30pm Sing About This Country. 2.30 Covid Nations. 2.50 Hockey. WA Men’s Field Hockey. Premier Division 1. 4.20 Hockey. WA Women’s Field Hockey. Premier Division 1. 5.50 Songs From The Inside. 6.20 Kriol Kitchen. 6.50 News. 7.00 True North Calling. 7.30 First Australians. 8.30 The Wrestlers. 9.25 MOVIE: Love & Basketball. (2000) 11.40 Late Programs.
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7.30 The Living Room. Miguel Maestre helps throw a surprise 60th anniversary seafood lunch.
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Series. First Preliminary Final. North Queensland Cowboys v Parramatta Eels.
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6.00 Luxury Escapes. Cameron Daddo visits Spain and France.
9.30 Just For Laughs. (Mls, R) Stand-up comedy performances from Tommy Little, Ivan Aristeguieta and Nina Conti.
6am Children’s Programs. 1.30pm Raymond. 2.00 MOVIE: The Indian In The Cupboard. (1995, PG) 4.00 Fraud: How They Steal Your Bank Account. 5.00 Cycling. UCI Road World C’ships. 5.30 To Be Advised. 7.30 MOVIE: Now You See Me. (2013, M) 9.45 MOVIE: Sicario. (2015, MA15+) 12.10am Fraud: How They Steal Your Bank Account. 1.05 Stunt Science. 2.00 Late Programs.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG)
8.30 Hampton Court: Behind Closed Doors. (PG) Part 2 of 2.
6.00 Getaway. (PG, R) 6.30 A Current Affair.
7.30 Football. AFL Women’s. Round 5. Carlton v Melbourne.
5.30 Skippy The Bush Kangaroo. (R)
6.00 Reel Action. (R) 6.30 Leading The Way. 7.00 Escape Fishing. (R) 7.30 4x4 Adventures. (R) 8.30 What’s Up Down Under. (R) 9.30 St10. (PG) 12.00 Creative Generation. 1.30 Healthy Homes Aust. 2.00 Buy To Build. 2.30 Australia By Design: Innovations. (PG, R) 3.00 What’s Up Down Under. 3.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.00 Ultimate Classroom. (R) 4.30 Food Trail: South Africa. 5.00 10 News First.
6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Cruise Away. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Bargain Hunt. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Modern Business Australia. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Emmerdale. 5.00 Coronation Street. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Better Homes And Gardens. 8.30 Escape To The Country. 11.30 Late Programs.
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4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 Skippy The Bush Kangaroo. (R)
5.25 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)
5.00 News: First At Five. 5.30 Getaway. (PG)
2.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R)
6am Morning Programs. Noon My Favorite Martian. 12.30 MOVIE: All Creatures Great And Small. (1975) 2.30 MOVIE: The Count Of Monte-Cristo. (1975, PG) 4.30 Rugby Union. Rugby Championship. Bledisloe Cup. Game 2. New Zealand v Australia. 7.00 Wallabies V New Zealand Post-Match. 7.30 MOVIE: The Negotiator. (1998, M) 10.15 MOVIE: The Thomas Crown Affair. (1999, M) 12.30am Late Programs.
10.15 ABC Late News. Detailed coverage of the day’s events.
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6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo. 7.30 TV Shop. 9.30 Newstyle Direct. 10.00 Danoz. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 The Great Migration. 2.50 Antiques Roadshow. 3.20 MOVIE: The Truth About Women. (1957, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Death In Paradise. 8.40 Dalgliesh. (Premiere) 10.40 Late Programs.
6.30 SBS World News.
12.35 Cannonball. (PG, R)
6.00 Seven News. Home And Away. (PGa) Farmer Wants A Wife. (PGal) Hosted by Natalie Gruzlewski. 9-1-1: Lone Star. (Final, Mav) Strand and the 126 come together when one of their own is trapped after a building explosion. S.W.A.T. (Mav) The team searches for a lone bomber.
10.00 The First 48: Taken For A Ride. (Mav) A look at the murder of Rodney Stafford.
7.30 The Amazing Race Australia. (PGl) Hosted by Beau Ryan.
11.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs. (PG) 12.00 APAC Weekly. 12.30 France 24 English News Morning Second Edition. 1.00 Speedweek. 3.00 Countdown To Qatar 2022. 3.30 Sportswoman 2022. (R) 4.00 Following The Flow. (PG) 5.35 Secrets Of The Imperial War Museum. (Final, PG)
6am Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Cruise Away. 8.30 Jabba’s School Holiday Movies. 9.00 Million Dollar Minute.
6.00 Nine News Sunday.
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10.45 Undercurrent: Real Murder Investigation. (Madv, R) A look into the disappearance of Bob Chappell. 1.00 Medical Emergency. (PGa, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. 3.30 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
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6.00 Fishing Australia. (R) 6.30 A Current Affair. 7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 The AFL Sunday Footy Show. (PG) 12.00 Sports Sunday. (PG) 1.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 2.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 3.00 Cycling. UCI Road World Championships. 5.00 News: First At Five. 5.30 Postcards. (PG)
A swimming instructor is murdered.
7.00 Farmer Wants A Wife. (PGal) Hosted by Natalie Gruzlewski. 8.40 7NEWS Spotlight. Takes a look at an investigation.
7.30 The Amazing Race Australia. (PGl) In Belize, the teams face multiple challenges as they head into a tough Eat or Beat Detour.
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6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Love’s Last Resort. (2017, PGa, R) Alix Angelis, Jesse Hutch, Thomas Beaudoin. 2.00 Motorbike Cops. (PGl, R) 2.30 Border Security: International. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase. 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.
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12.40 Tipping Point. (PG, R)
9.00 NCIS: Hawai’i. (Mv) After ransomware is used to attack a dam, Ernie and a team of hackers are tasked with finding the culprit responsible before power and water is cut off from the island.
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6am Children’s Programs.
7.30 Pelosi’s Power. (M) Explores Nancy Pelosi’s life and legacy.
6.30 Compass: The Nun
11.50 First Responders. (Malm)
6am Morning Programs. 8.30 ITM Fishing Show. 9.30 Blokesworld. 10.00 Big Angry Fish. 11.00 My Fishing Place. 11.30 Step Outside. Noon The Fishing Show By AFN. 1.00 Hook, Line And Sinker. 2.00 On The Fly. 2.30 Merv Hughes Fishing. 3.00 Fishing Addiction. 4.00 MOVIE: Planet Of The Apes. (2001, PG) 6.30 MOVIE: Fantastic Four. (2015, PG) 8.30 MOVIE: Thor: Ragnarok. (2017, M) 11.15 Late Programs.
In The Cage. (R)
12.20 The Last Journey Of The Vikings. (PGv, R) 2.20 The Back Side Of Television. (MA15+lnv, R) 4.00 The Last Year Of Television 2021 Special. (MA15+ls, R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.15 France 24 Feature. 5.30 Al Jazeera News.
7.40 Spicks And Specks. (PG)
11.00 The Sunday Project. (R) A look at the day’s news.
10 PEACH Numbers. (R)
1.35 Harry’s Practice. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Nine News.
6.00 The Drum. 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 7.30. 8.00 Australian Story. 8.30 Four Corners. Investiga tive journalism program. 9.20 Media Watch. (PG) Hosted by Paul Barry. 9.35 Planet America. (Return) 10.05 ABC Late News. 10.20 The Business. (R) 10.40 David Attenborough’s Life That Glows. (R) 11.40 Baptiste. (Final, Mlv, R) 12.35 Parliament Question Time. 1.35 Top Of The Lake: China Girl. (Malns, R) 3.40 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R) 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.35 Celebrity Letters And Numbers. (Return, M) Hosted by Michael Hing. 8.30 Iceland With Alexander Armstrong. (PG) Part 1 of 3. 9.25 24 Hours In Emergency: World’s Collide. (Ma, R) A 64-year-old man is struck by a motorbike. 10.20 SBS World News Late. 10.50 Beforeigners. (MA15+dlv) 11.50 Outlander. (MA15+v, R) 12.55 Miss S. (Mv, R) 3.45 Food Safari Earth. (R) 4.45 Bamay. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
6am Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 The Middle. 10.30 Carol’s Second Act. Noon This Is Us. 2.00 Friends. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Seinfeld. 11.00 Frasier. Midnight Home Shopping. 1.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 2.30 The Late Late Show With James Corden. 3.30 The King Of Queens. 4.30 Home Shopping.
Grand Final Special. 11.00 Compass. (R) 11.30 Songs Of Praise. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 12.30 Landline. 1.30 Gardening Australia. (R) 2.30 Old People’s Home For Teenagers. (PG, R) 3.30 Rick Stein’s Secret France. (R) 4.30
6.00 WorldWatch. 9.00 How To Get Fit Fast. (PG) 9.55 Earth’s Natural Wonders. (PG)
1.30pm Rivals. 2.00 Motor Racing. TCR Aust Series. Replay. 4.00 Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 5.00 Cycling. UCI Road World C’ships. 5.30 To Be Advised. 7.30 MOVIE: Hulk. (2003, M) 10.15 MOVIE: American Ultra. (2015, MA15+) 12.15am Stunt Science. 1.10 I Am Cait. (Premiere) 2.00 Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 3.00 Power Rangers Dino Fury. 3.30 Late Programs.
7.00 ABC News Sunday.
6.30 The Sunday Project. A look at the day’s news.
6am The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 Carol’s Second Act. 10.30 Friends. 1pm The Middle. 2.30 Friends. 5.00 Two And A Half Men. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.00 The Neighborhood. 10.00 Friends. Midnight Home Shopping. 1.30 MOVIE: What To Expect When You’re Expecting. (2012, M) 3.30 The Big Bang Theory. 4.30 Home Shopping.
6am Morning Programs. 11.50 Feeding The Scrum. 12.20pm Boxing Night To Remember V. 1.20 The Rising. 1.50 Froth. 2.20 VICE Sports. 2.50 Rugby League. NRL NT. 4.20 Rugby League. NRL. WA Womens First Grade Premiership League. 5.50 Amplify. 6.20 News. 6.30 Wild Mexico. 7.30 Occupation: Native. 8.30 The Kings. 9.30 MOVIE: Superfly. (2018, MA15+) 11.30 Late Programs.
7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 The Block. (PGl) Hosted by Scott Cam.
9.45 To Be Advised. 10.45 Nine News Late. 11.15 Fortunate Son. (Mdv) 12.05 Emergence. (Mhv, R)
12.10 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG)
(11) 7MATE (73) Monday, September 26 ABC TV (2) SBS (3) SEVEN (7) TEN (10)NINE (9) 6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Landline. (R) 11.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Rosehaven. (PG, R) 1.25 Poh’s Kitchen Lends A Hand. (R) 2.00 Parliament Question Time. 3.00 Escape From The City. (R) 4.00 Think Tank. (R) 4.55 Anh’s Brush With Fame. (R) 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 6.00 WorldWatch. 9.15 Peer To Peer. (PG) 10.15 Food Markets: In The Belly Of The City. (PG) 11.15 Grayson Perry’s Rites Of Passage. (M) 12.10 WorldWatch. 2.10 First Ladies. (PGa, R) 3.00 Going Places. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.40 The Cook Up. (PG, R) 4.10 The Supervet. (PGa, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! 5.30 Letters And
1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 Take Two. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
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2pm Rugby League. NRL Women’s Premiership. First semi-final. 3.50 Rugby League. NRL Women’s Premiership. Second semi-final. 5.30 Rugby League. Women’s International Friendly. Prime Minister’s XIII v Papua New Guinea. 7.20 Rugby League. International Friendly. Prime Minister’s XIII v Papua New Guinea. 9.30 To Be Advised. 11.30 Late Programs.
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1pm Modern Business Australia. 1.30 DVine Living. (Return) 2.00 Equestrian. FEI World C’ships. ParaDressage. H’lights. 2.30 South Aussie With Cosi. 3.00 One Road: Great Australian Road Trips. 3.30 My Greek Odyssey. 4.30 To Be Advised. 6.00 Air Crash Investigation: Special Report. 7.00 Border Security. 8.30 Steam Train Journeys. 9.30 Yorkshire Steam Railway: All Aboard. (Premiere) 10.30 Late Programs.
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12.10 Top Of The Lake: China Girl. (Mals, R)
6.00 Mass. 6.30 Turning Point. (PGa) 7.00 Joseph Prince. 7.30 Joel Osteen. 8.00 Living Room. (R) 9.00 Ultimate Classroom. (R) 9.30 Studio 10: Sunday. (PG) 12.00 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 12.30 Soccer. International Friendly. New Zealand v Australia. 3.30 Food Trail: South Africa. (R) 4.00 10 Travlr Northern Territory. (R) 4.30 Taste Of Australia With Hayden Quinn. 5.00 10 News First.
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 Bold. (R) 8.00 10 News First: Breakfast. 8.30 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGal, R) 1.00 The Amazing Race Australia. (PGl, R) 2.30 Entertainment Tonight. 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Freshly Picked With Simon Toohey. 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. 5.00 10 News First.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 1.30 Getaway. (PG, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.
6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. 10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 11.00 House Of Wellness. (PG, R) 12.00 To Be Advised. 3.00 Football. AFL Women’s. Round 5. Adelaide v GWS Giants. 5.00 Seven News At 5. 5.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, R)
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6am WorldWatch. 9.30 Shortland St. 11.00 Counter Space. Noon Hoarders. 2.30 Donkmaster. 2.55 Dead Set On Life. 3.55 WorldWatch. 5.15 Shortland St. 5.45 Joy Of Painting. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Dark Side Of The ‘90s. 9.25 The Casketeers. 10.25 VICE. 11.25 Final Space. 12.15am 24 Hours In Police Custody. 2.05 Late Programs. SBS VICELAND (31)6am Children’s Programs. 7.20pm Bluey. 7.30 A Dog’s World With Tony Armstrong. 8.25 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 9.15 Restoration Australia. 10.15 Catalyst. 11.10 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. 11.50 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. 12.30am Ghosts. 1.00 Red Dwarf. 1.30 ABC News Update. 1.35 Close. 5.00 Cookie Monster’s Foodie Truck. 5.15 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.20 Sarah & Duck. 5.30 Late Programs. ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Morning Programs. 8.15 Viceroy’s House. (2017, PG) 10.15 It Must Be Heaven. (2019, M, French) 12.10pm The Damned United. (2009, M) 2.00 Fried Green Tomatoes. (1991, PG) 4.20 The Kid From The Big Apple 2. (2017, PG, Mandarin) 6.30 Date With An Angel. (1987, PG) 8.30 The King Of Comedy. (1983, PG) 10.35 The Master. (2012, MA15+) 1.05am Late Programs. SBS WORLD MOVIES (32)6am Morning Programs. 1.30pm Amplify. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 Going Native. 3.00 Jarjums. 4.35 Spartakus And The Sun Beneath The Sea. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 APTN National News. 6.00 Bamay. 6.40 News. 6.50 Extreme Africa. 7.40 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 8.30 Living Black. 9.00 Cold Justice. 9.30 Death In Thunder Bay. 10.10 Superstition. 11.00 Late Programs. NITV (34)
6.30 The Project.
9.25 Silent Witness. (Manv)
8.40 Have You Been Paying Attention? (Malns) Celebrity panellists compete to see who can remember the most about events of the week.
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8.45 Under Investigation: The Cop Who Knew Too Much. (Return, Mav) Liz Hayes and a team of experts investigate the strange death of a top South Australian cop in 1981.
8.30 Savage River. (Mal) A tip off leads Rachel and Bill to the meat works and the hunt for a murder weapon.
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6am Shopping. 7.30 Key Of David. 8.00 The Doctors. 9.00 4x4 Adventures. 10.00 Reel Action. 11.00 Healthy Homes Aust. 11.30 Buy To Build. Noon Scorpion. 2.00 Athletics. Sydney Running Festival. Highlights. 3.00 Stories Of Bikes. 3.30 Snap Happy. 4.00 Roads Less Travelled. 4.30 What’s Up Down Under. 5.00 I Fish. 5.30 Reel Action. 6.00 Bondi Rescue. 6.30 MacGyver. 7.30 NCIS. 10.20 48 Hours. 11.15 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs.
8.30 60 Minutes. Current affairs program, investigating, analysing and uncovering the issues affecting all Australians.
10.10 2018 Montreal Comedy Festival. (MA15+ls, R) Presented by Tommy Little.
11.20 Who Gets To Stay In Australia? (Mal, R)
11.10 The Project. (R)
10.00 FBI. (Masv, R) Jubal doubts a past conviction he made.
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6am Home Shopping. 8.00 The Doctors. 9.00 Reel Action. 9.30 iFish. 10.00 Athletics. Sydney Running Festival. Highlights. 11.00 MacGyver. Noon The FBI Declassified. 1.00 Diagnosis Murder. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.30 MacGyver. 7.30 NCIS. 10.20 Blue Bloods. 12.15am Home Shopping. 2.15 L.A.’s Finest. 3.10 ST: Next Gen. 4.05 MacGyver.
10 PEACH (11) 9.30 NBC Today. 10.30 To Be Advised. Noon The Surgery Ship. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Weekender. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Emmerdale. 5.00 Coronation Street. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Doc Martin. 8.30 A Touch Of Frost. 10.45 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 10.30 Pawn Stars. 11.00 American Pickers. Noon Bushfire Wars. 12.30 Wild Transport. 1.00 Aussie Lobster Men. 2.00 Aussie Salvage Squad. 3.00 Shipping Wars. 3.30 Seven’s Motorsport Classic. 4.30 Truck Night In America. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 American Pickers. 8.30 MOVIE: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. (2016, M) 11.15 Late Programs.
1.10 Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo Sydney 2019. (R) 3.10 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.15 The Recording Studio. (R) 5.00 Insiders. (R)
9.30 Nine News Late. A look at the latest news and events.
6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast. 9.00 Insiders. 10.00 Offsiders: One Hour
9.40 Just For Laughs Australia. (Mals) Hosted by Nath Valvo.
10.25 The Newsreader. (Ml, R)
10.20 Moulin Rouge: Behind The Magic. (Mn, R)
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6am Children’s Programs.
9.05 Great Wall Of China: The Making Of China. (PGa, R) Explores the Great Wall of China.
6.00 Seven News.
7.00 The Block. (PGl)
11.20 Harrow. (Final, Mav, R)
Hosted by Adam Hills.
12.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings. Family. 9.30 Old People’s Home For Teenagers. 10.30 Civilisations. 11.30 MOVIE: Philomena. (2013, M) 1.05am George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 1.55 ABC News Update. 2.00 Close. 5.00 Cookie Monster’s Foodie Truck. 5.15 Late Programs.
1.00 Hello SA. (PG) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
11.00 The Latest: Seven News. 11.30 Heartbreak Island Australia. (Mls)
Noon Inside Legoland. 1.00 Inside British Airways. 2.00 Rivals. 2.30 Full House. 3.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 RBT. 8.30 MOVIE: Arrival. (2016, M) 10.50 Young Sheldon. 11.15 Up All Night. 11.40 Raymond. 12.10am Smash. 1.10 Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 2.10 Inside British Airways. 3.00 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs.
11.00 Killer Couples: Ruby Padgett And Mitchell Sims. (MA15+av)
6am The Kid From The Big Apple 2. Continued. (2017, PG, Mandarin) 7.25 Fried Green Tomatoes. (1991, PG) 9.45 Chalet Girl. (2011, PG) 11.40 The White Crow. (2018, M, Russian) 2pm Asterix And Obelix Vs Caesar. (1999, PG, French) 4.05 Capricorn One. (1978, PG) 6.20 The Music Of Silence. (2017, PG) 8.30 Free State Of Jones. (2016, MA15+) 11.05 Late Programs.
Win The Week. (Final, PG, R) 5.00 Art Works. (PG, R) 5.30 Antiques Roadshow. (R)
9.40 Homicide: With Ron Iddles: Mandy Ahmadi. (Mav, R) Ron Iddles takes a look at the 2011 disappearance and murder of Mandy Ahmadi.
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6am WorldWatch. 9.30 Shortland St. 11.00 Counter Space. Noon Hoarders. 1.40 Reset. 2.10 Lee Lin Chin’s Fashionista. 2.20 WorldWatch. 2.50 Underground Worlds. 4.40 Sidelined: Women In Basketball. 5.40 World’s Greatest Hotels. 6.35 CODA: Mother Father Deaf. 7.35 Abandoned Engineering. 8.30 The UnXplained With William Shatner. 9.20 Cracking The Code. 10.15 Late Programs. SBS VICELAND (31)6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Shaun The Sheep. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Australia Remastered: Nature’s Great Divide. 8.30 Louis Theroux: Return To The Most Hated
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1.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.
11.10 Law & Order: Organized Crime. (Mv)
6am Children’s Programs. 12.10pm Race Across The World. 1.30 Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 2.00 Full House. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 MOVIE: Firewall. (2006, M) 9.40 To Be Advised. 11.35 Young Sheldon. Midnight Smash. 1.00 Say Yes To The Dress: Australia. 2.00 Late Programs.
6am Home Shopping.
11.55 See No Evil. (Mav)
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1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.
10.10 10 Years Younger In 10 Days. (PGa) Presented by Cherry Healey.
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8.50 My Life As A Rolling Stone: Keith Richards. (Madl) Part 2 of 4. Takes a look at Keith Richards, who has played lead guitar in The Rolling Stones for 60 years.
6.30 News. 6.40 Extreme Africa. 7.30 The Australian Wars. 8.35 MOVIE: Manganinnie. (1980, PG) 10.10 The Kings. 11.10 Late Programs. NITV
6am WorldWatch. 9.30 Shortland St. 11.00 Counter Space. 11.50 Hoarders. 1.25pm Curse Of Oak Island. 3.45 WorldWatch. 5.15 Shortland St. 5.45 Joy Of Painting. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Alone. 9.40 Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over. 10.35 Stacey Dooley: Face To Face With The Arms Dealers. 11.30 Late Programs. SBS VICELAND (31)6am Children’s Programs. 7.20pm Bluey. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Would I Lie To You? 8.30 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. (Final) 9.15 Blunt Talk. (Return) 9.40 Friday Night Dinner. 10.05 Rosehaven. 10.35 Summer Love. 11.05 Motherland. 11.35 Ghosts. 12.05am Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12.30 Brassic.
7.30 The Amazing Race Australia. (PGl) The teams are in Mexico’s coastal city of Campeche, where they must eat edible insect cuisine.
9.30 NCIS. (Mv, R) The team investigates the death of a US Navy commander whose body exploded before Jimmy could examine it.
8.40 The Hundred With Andy Lee. (Ms) Comedy panel show.
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6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo. 7.30 TV Shop. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 Explore. 1.55 The Channel: The World’s Busiest Waterway. 2.55 Antiques Roadshow. 3.25 MOVIE: Private’s Progress. (1956) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 As Time Goes By. 8.50 Midsomer Murders. 10.50 Late Programs.
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10.30 The Point. (R)
6.00 WorldWatch. 9.05 Peer To Peer. (PG)
10.40 Nine News Late.
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10.05 Food Markets: In The Belly Of The City. (PG) 11.05 Grayson Perry’s Rites Of Passage. (M) 12.00 WorldWatch. 2.10 First Ladies. (Mav, R) 3.00 Going Places. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.40 The Cook Up. (PG, R) 4.10 The Supervet. (PGa, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)
6.00 The Drum. 7.00 ABC News.
6am Morning Programs. Noon Bushfire Wars. 12.30 Wild Transport. 1.00 Aussie Lobster Men. 2.00 American Pickers. 3.00 Shipping Wars. 3.30 Pawn Stars UK. 4.00 Pawn Stars Sth Africa. 4.30 Truck Night In America. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 Highway Patrol. 8.30 Outback Opal Hunters. 10.30 Jade Fever. 11.30 Late Programs.
3.30 Food Safari Earth. (R) 4.30 Bamay. (R)
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6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 The Block. (PGl) Hosted by Scott Cam.
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9.00 Shockwaves: The Bali Bombings. Explores the lives of those affected by the October 2002 Bali bombings, 20 years after they occurred.
Mornings. 10.00 Foreign Correspondent. (R)
5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
8.30 The Cheap Seats. (Mal) From major news stories to entertainment and viral videos, presenters Melanie Bracewell and Tim McDonald take a look at the week that was.
7.30 The Block. (PGl) Hosted by Scott Cam.
8.30 Insight. A look at why drug and alcohol deaths are at their highest in decades, and what can we do about it.
8.30 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGals, R) 1.00 The Amazing Race Australia. (PGl, R) 2.10 Ent. Tonight. 2.30 My Market Kitchen. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Freshly Picked With Simon Toohey. 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. 5.00 10 News First.
1.00 Taronga: Who’s Who In The Zoo. (PG, R)
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11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Love At Daisy Hills. (2020, PG, R) Cindy Busby, Marshall Williams, Jade Michael. 2.00 Motorbike Cops. (PG, R) 2.30 Border Security: International. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase. 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.
6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news and events.
1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R)
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG)
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R)
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With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The King Of Queens. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon This Is Us. 1.00 Friends. 2.00 Becker. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.20 Two And A Half Men. 10.10 The Big Bang Theory. 11.00 Frasier. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs. PEACH (11)
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7.30 Great Coastal Railway Journeys: Tynemouth To Bardon Mill. (PG) Hosted by Michael Portillo.
12.00 The Project. (R) The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG)
8.00 Take 5 With Zan Rowe: Keith Urban. (PG) Part 2 of 5.
6am
10.00 Bull. (PGlv, R) Chunk does his daughter a favour.
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6am WorldWatch. 9.30 Shortland St. 11.00 Counter Space. Noon Hoarders. 2.30 Deportees Of Tonga. 3.00 Curse Of Oak Island. 3.45 WorldWatch. 5.15 Shortland St. 5.45 Joy Of Painting. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 We’re All Gonna Die (Even Jay Baruchel) 9.40 Monty Python: The Meaning Of Live. 11.30 Late Programs. SBS VICELAND (31)6am Children’s Programs. 7.20pm Bluey. 7.30 Anh’s Brush With Fame. 8.00 Art Works. 8.30 Civilisations. 9.30 Take 5 With Zan Rowe. 10.00 And We Danced. 11.00 Louis Theroux: Return To The Most Hated Family. Midnight Ghosts. 12.30 Catalyst. 1.25 ABC News Update. 1.30 Close. 5.00 Cookie Monster’s Foodie Truck. 5.15 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.20 Sarah & Duck. 5.30 Late Programs. ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Viceroy’s House. Continued. (2017, PG) 6.50 Strange Birds. (2017, PG, French) 8.15 The Prince And The Showgirl. (1957, PG) 10.25 Lootera. (2013, M, Hindi) 12.55pm The King Of Comedy. (1983, PG) 3.00 Date With An Angel. (1987, PG) 5.00 Teen Spirit. (2018, PG) 6.40 Three Summers. (2019, PG, Portuguese) 8.30 Cape Fear. (1991, MA15+) 10.50 Black Sea. (2014, M) 12.55am Late Programs. SBS WORLD MOVIES (32)6am Morning Programs. 1.30pm Artie: Our Tribute To A Legend. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 Going Native. 3.00 Jarjums. 4.00 Raven’s Quest. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Spartakus And The Sun Beneath The Sea. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 Te Ao With Moana. 6.00
10 PEACH (11) 8.45 Lewis. 10.45 Late Programs.
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7.30 The Amazing Race Australia. (PGl) Hosted by Beau Ryan.
3.00 Tipping Point. (PG)
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Home For Harvest. (2019, PGa, R) Brigitte Kingsley, Landy Cannon, Troy Blundell. 2.00 Motorbike Cops. (PGl, R) 2.30 Border Security: International. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.
6.00 The Drum. 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 7.30. 8.00 Hard Quiz. (Return, PG) 8.30 Question Everything. (Return) Presented by Wil Anderson and Jan Fran. 9.05 Summer Love. (Mdls) A couple confront societal expectations. 9.35 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. (Final, R) UK-based panel show. 10.15 ABC Late News. 10.30 The Business. (R) 10.50 Spicks And Specks. (PG, R) 11.40 Parliament Question Time. 12.40 Midsomer Murders. (Mv, R) 2.10 Top Of The Lake: China Girl. (MA15+as, R) 3.10 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R) 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 The Australian Wars. (M) Part 2 of 3. 8.35 24 Hours In Emergency: Keep Calm And Carry On. (M) A man is brought to St George’s after falling off a ladder onto his back while gardening. 9.30 The Stranger. (MA15+) Adam clashes with the Stranger. 11.10 SBS World News Late. 11.40 Vienna Blood. (Ma) 1.30 World On Fire. (MA15+v, R) 2.30 ZeroZeroZero. (MA15+av, R) 4.50 Poh & Co. Bitesize. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight. 6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PG) 8.00 ABBA: The Missing 40 Years. (PG) Takes a look at the secrets of ABBA’s missing 40 years. 9.00 The Amazing Race. (Return, PGl) Twelve teams of two embark on a race around the world for a $1 million prize. 10.00 The
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10.00 SBS World News Late.
10.10 To Be Advised.
6.00 Seven News.
6am
12.00 The Block. (PGl, R)
6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News
6am Children’s Programs. 12.10pm Race Across The World. 1.30 Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 2.00 Full House. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 MOVIE: Contagion. (2011, M) 9.40 To Be Advised. 11.35 Young Sheldon. Midnight Smash. 1.00 Say Yes To The Dress: Australia. 2.00 Late Programs. Morning Programs. Bushfire Wars. 12.30 Wild Transport. 1.00 Aussie Lobster Men. 2.00 Jade Fever. 3.00 Wars. 3.30 Pawn UK. 4.00 Pawn Stars Sth Africa. 4.30 Truck Night In America. 5.30 Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Stars. 7.30 Family Guy. 8.00 American 8.30 MOVIE: X-Men: Of Past. (2014, M) 11.10 Late
6am The Late Show
7MATE
6am Morning Programs. 10.00 Danoz. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 Explore. 2.00 The Channel: The World’s Busiest Waterway. 3.00 Antiques Roadshow. 3.30 MOVIE: Not Now, Comrade. (1976, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 New Tricks. 8.40 The Closer. 9.40 Rizzoli & Isles. 10.40 Late Programs.
(R) 11.50
11.50 War Of The Worlds. (Mal, R)
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11.00 Wisting. (Return, Malv)
10.45 The Business. (R) Four Corners. Media Watch. (PG, R) Parliament Time. 1.05 Les Misérables. (Mv, R) Top Of The Lake: China Girl. (Madlsv, Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) The Drum. 5.25 7.30. (R)
5.30 Today.
With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens. 8.00 Seinfeld. 9.30 Becker. 10.30 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon This Is Us. 1.00 The Big Bang Theory. 1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. 11.10 Frasier. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.
2.00 Pointless. (PG)
7.30 Farmer Wants A Wife. (PGl) Hosted by Natalie Gruzlewski.
9.30 Dateline: Catching Scammers. Takes a look at online scammers.
2.00 Home Shopping. 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
7.30 Bold. (R) 8.00 10 News First: Breakfast.
4.25
8.00 The Doctors. 9.00 Reel Action. 9.30 iFish. 10.00 MacGyver. Noon The Love Boat. 1.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 2.00 Diagnosis Murder. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.30 MacGyver. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Bull. 10.20 48 Hours. 12.15am Home Shopping. 2.15 Elementary. 3.10 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.05 MacGyver.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.
Fallout. (Ma) Part 3
9.30 Home: The Story Of Earth. Part 3 of 4.
7.00 Home And Away. (PG)
7.00 A Current Affair.
10.30 Planet America. (R) 11.00 Dementia & Us. (PG, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00
7.30 7.30.
6am The Late Show
R) 3.05
Chalet Girl. Continued. (2011, 7.30 Date With An Angel. (1987, 9.30 Bugsy Malone. (1976, 11.10 Song Lang. (2018, M, Vietnamese) 1.05pm Zana. (2019, M, Albanian) 2.55 The Music Of Silence. (2017, PG) 5.05 Viceroy’s House. (2017, 2.00 Dateline. (R) 2.30 Insight. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (PGa, R) 3.40 The Cook Up. (PG, R) 4.10 The Supervet. (PGa, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)
11.10 Nine News Late. 11.40 Family Law. (Mas) 12.35 Chicago Med. (MA15+am, R)
7MATE (73) 6am Shopping. 6.30 Escape To The Country. 7.30 Harry’s Practice. 8.00 Cruise Away. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.00 Jabba’s School Holiday Movies. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon The Surgery Ship. 1.00 My Greek Odyssey. 2.00 Weekender. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Emmerdale. 5.00 Coronation Street. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Heartbeat.
11.10 The Latest: Seven News. 11.40 Chicago Fire. (Mav) 12.40 Australia’s Cheapest Weddings. (PG, R)
12.40 Tipping Point. (PG, R)
6.30 SBS World News.
9.40 True Story With Hamish & Andy: Sarah. (PG, R) Australians recount hilarious true stories.
Future
8.30 Old People’s Home For Teenagers. (PG) Part 5 of 5.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 1.00 Taronga: Who’s Who In The Zoo. (PG, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.
2.00 Ent. Tonight. 2.30 Food Trail: South Africa. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Freshly Picked. 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. 5.00 10 News First. Chernobyl Disaster: of 3. The Latest: Seven News. 11.30 Chicago Fire. (Ma) 12.30 Secrets Of The Royal Babies. (PG, R)
2.30 Global Shop. (R) TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition.
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6am Home Shopping. 8.00 The Doctors. 9.00 Reel Action. 9.30 iFish. 10.00 MacGyver. Noon The Love Boat. 1.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 2.00 Diagnosis Murder. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.30 MacGyver. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Hawaii Five-0. 10.20 Blood And Treasure. 11.15 Evil. 12.15am Home Shopping. 2.15 Hawaii Five-O. 3.10 ST: Next Gen. 4.05 MacGyver.
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Miniseries: Marriage. (Ml, R) 2.00 Parliament Question Time. 3.00 Escape From The City. (R) 3.55 Think Tank. (PG, R) 4.55 Anh’s Brush With Fame. (PG, R) 5.25 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)
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1.30 Medical Emergency. (PGa, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R)
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9.10 Extreme Weddings: Australia. (PGal) A couple plan a wild wedding with their camels in the scorching heat of the NSW outback.
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R)
12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings. 1.15 Ross Noble: Stand Up Series. 1.45 ABC News Update. 1.50 Close. 5.00 Late Programs.
6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Escape To The Country. 7.30 Harry’s Practice. 8.00 Cruise Away. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon The Surgery Ship. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Creek To Coast. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Emmerdale. 5.00 Coronation Street. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Rosemary & Thyme. 8.30 Judge John Deed. 12.30am Late Programs.
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6.00 Nine News.
7.30 Bold. (R) 8.00 10 News First: Breakfast. 8.30 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGa, R)
6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news and events.
Programs.
10.30 ABC Late News.
1.00 The Amazing Race Australia. (PGl, R)
11.30 The Project. (R)
2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings. Bamay. (34)
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PG) 7.05 Strange Birds. (2017, PG, French) 8.30 The Family. (2013, MA15+) 10.35 The Program. (2015, M) 12.30am Late Programs. SBS WORLD MOVIES (32)6am Morning Programs. 2pm Shortland St. 2.30 Going Native. 3.00 Jarjums. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 Indian Country Today News. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Extreme Africa. 7.30 The Point. 8.00 Karla Grant Presents Characters Of Broome. 8.30 Over The Black Dot. 9.00 Feeding The Scrum. 9.30 Letterkenny. 10.00 Man In Room 301. 10.55 Late Programs. NITV (34) Wednesday, September 28 ABC TV (2) SBS (3) SEVEN (7) TEN (10)NINE (9) 6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Four Corners. (R) 11.05 David Attenborough’s Kingdom Of Plants. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 12.30 National Press Club Address. 1.40 Media Watch. (PG, R) 2.00 Parliament Question Time. 3.00 Escape From The City. (PG, R) 3.55 Think Tank. (R) 4.55 Anh’s Brush With Fame. (R) 5.25 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 6.00 WorldWatch. 9.05 Peer To Peer. (PG) 10.05 Food Markets: In The Belly Of The City. (PG) 11.05 Grayson Perry’s Big American Road Trip. (M) 12.00 WorldWatch.
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I now get so many of these emails now that they barely register. Worse than that, I rarely believe what they’re telling me. It simply can’t be that the furniture shop I bought a small stool from seven years ago is still having a clearance sale. If it never ends, it can’t really be said that it’s a sale. It’s just
that.Having been fooled once, I am now treating all my emails with suspicion. I once bought a towel and, for my trou bles, I’m now being asked the some what loaded question: ‘what’s the per fect sheet set for you?’ To be honest, it’s not a subject I’ve devoted much time to. Many of these emails claim that the offer ‘ends tonight’. Sure it does. Some of them claim to be cel ebrating holidays I’ve never heard of. (Surely there’s no such thing as ‘Inter national Bean Throwing Day? It’s got to be a joke. I’m hoping).
But this was an email I couldn’t ignore. As it appeared on my phone, it loudly declared, ‘Luke Heggie’s dead’. I had no idea who Luke Heg gie was, but I was both devastated and confused. Devastated because despite the fact that I was utterly unfamiliar with his work, I certainly didn’t wish him any harm and I could only assume from the nature of the announcement that his passing was somewhat unex
pected. Confused because I wasn’t sure why a cinema would be making this kind of declaration; unless, of course, Luke’s demise was somehow connected to an incident involving the popcorn machine. Worried, I quickly opened the email.
I IMMEDIATELY sat bolt upright. And not just like any-old regular bolt, either; that’s rusted and sitting in an old pomade tin at the bottom of the toolbox your father gave you when you moved out of home when you were eighteen and that you’ve seldom had cause to look at since. Not at all. I’m talking about one of those over sized, chrome masterpieces you get from Bunnings that looks as though it could hold the Sydney Harbour Bridge together. I’m talking about a very seri ous bolt. And the thing that caused me to become bolt upright was an email from my local cinema. This, it must be said, is a most unusual thing. It seems that everything you do in life now generates an email. Whether it’s buying a pair of shoes or ordering a chair, you are inadvertently making a lifetime commitment. Whether you agreed to it or not, you’re destined to be flooded with unsolicited corre spondence for the rest of your days. So it was with the cinema. Once, I must have decided that catching a movie would be a pleasant way to spend an afternoon, never realizing that I’d be hearing from them for, well, eternity. Frankly, the incessant nature of these unwanted, uninvited emails is almost enough to make me wish I’d never seen Police Academy 8: The Next Generation at all. Almost.
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Then came the rest of the message. ‘Luke Heggie’s deadpan humour….’, went the email. Though they have a lot in common the words ‘dead’ and ‘deadpan’ are decidedly different. It is, on balance, far better to be described as ‘deadpan’ rather than ‘dead’. Clear ly they were unaware that by sending out a group email the text would be displayed in such a way as to create wholesale panic if not an outpouring of raw emotion. This is why cinemas
From now on, I’ll be ignoring my emails. Instead, I’ll be relying on my preferred mode of communica tion – Bat signal. And although I’m delighted to hear that Luke Heggie is very much in the land of the living and delighted that he’s got an upcoming live performance, I won’t be going.
normal business. When a certain online food ordering service tells me that today is international cheese pizza day, I take it with a grain of salt, even though said pizza is already pretty salty to begin with. When an email has, as its subject title ‘Hurry’, I am overwhelmed by lethargy.
aren’t allowed to make sensitive an nouncements. They can’t be trusted. I can’t have been the only one to no tice. I wonder if the proprietors turned up to work the next day only to en counter a small Luke Heggie shrine, complete with candles, poems and a couple of stuffed toys, blocking access to the Choc Tops. Perhaps some kind of small vigil of devoted fans, qui etly telling jokes to one another. The resulting funeral would be odd, also. Personally, I’ve never been to a funer al where the advertising was brought to you by Pearl and Dean.
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After the emotional rollercoaster I’ve been on this week, I’m not sure I could take any more. Instead, I’ll be staying home where it’s nice and warm. To watch a movie.
opposite of dead. Phew. That said, a live performance at a cinema is kind of at odds with the whole point of the cinematic experience. I’m just saying. I don’t know if he’ll be doing his regu lar routine or, instead, reading from a movie script. If so, they should re ally say which script he’ll be reciting. Nobody wants to turn up to their local cinema to hear someone read through Police Academy 8: The Next Genera tion. You’ll have to take my word on
By Stuart McCullough
Ironically, given the email, they were seeking to promote a live performance. Which, although conceivably deadpan, would be the absolute polar
Certainly, no whisper of the pending visit reached any of the ardent High School advocates, though why any secrecy should be deemed necessary is difficult to understand.
The Minister appeared impressed with the argument of Cr. Mason that the land beyond Hastings Road was too far out of the town for a High School, and he promised to talk the matter over with the Minister of Education and see if some satisfactory arrangement could be arrived at in connection with the old cricket ground.
Here apparently ended all “official” notifications.
moment.Indeed, as was stated during the re cent election campaign, the Education Department has already expressed the view that if the old cricket ground site is not made available, Frankston will not get its High School.
The “Standard” is not at present in favor at official headquarters, where the tail is industriously endeavoring to wag theIndog!justice to Cr. Mason it must be
The Mayor of the Borough of Car rum has convened a public meeting to take steps to have a High School established at Chelsea.
the construction of the Red Hill line, it might be well worth considering the desirability of Flinders folk seeking a progressive way out by endeavour ing to get a light, efficient char-a-banc motor service to run from Flinders right to Frankston, and so link up direct with the electric train to Melbourne.
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Cr. Oates assurances in High School matters should not be relied on, and all who are really anxious to see a High School established in Frankston should exert every ounce of influence they possess in persuading their fellow ratepayers to favor the old cricket ground site, and make the way clear for the Minister of Lands to make it over to the Education Department without opposition.Thereare other towns along the line preparing to grasp the prize.
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Another considerable advantage which would accrue if the sugges tion to run motors direct to Frankston were adopted is that it would greatly facilitate the mails, for it would allow Flinders correspondents to get their letters delivered in Melbourne the day ofAtwriting.present if one posts a letter on Saturday afternoon it will not be deliv ered in the city till Tuesday morning, whereas Monday morning’s delivery would, under the proposed arrange ment, be possible.
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Spring is in the air and we are thrilled to be welcoming visitors back to MPRG to see the fabulous National Works on Paper (NWOP) exhibition. Showcasing 78 artworks made by artists from across the country, NWOP is arguably one of the leading art prizes in Australia dedicated to works on paper.
Full of linguistic play and absurdist takes on everyday life, Hoyle’s graphic compositions depict curiously organic, architectural and machine forms, bursting with life and humour.
As part of NWOP, MPRG has made the following acquisitions: Gutinarra Yunupinu, winner of the Ursula Hoff Foundation Acquisitive award for an emerging artist, Teho Ropeyarn, Bridget Hillebrand, Matthew Clarke, Eunice Napanangka Jack, Callum McGrath and Yuria Okamura. We thank the Mornington Peninsula Shire, Friends of MPRG and the Ursula Hoff Foundation for their wonderful support of this year’s award.
Naturally a feeling of great indigna tion exists that such a development should have been allowed to arise.
If so, would Mr. McComb consent to the old cricket reserve being used for the High School, and the land on Hast ings Road utilised as a cricket ground?
It is morally certain that if the Minister of Lands could not make a
The “Standard,” of course, was not notified!
Mordialloc is still in the field, and is, perhaps, the most dangerous rival ofItall.would be a lasting disgrace, to say nothing of a commercial calamity, if Frankston lost the school through a petty squabble over***sites.
And so the farce continues!
SEEING that Flinders is now and for a long time, likely to be utterly debarred (says an exchange) from the benefit of an every day railway service through
It is more difficult to understand why, if it was desirable in one quarter, it should not be equally desirable all round.Cr.Oates was present, and everyone knows his attitude regarding the High School.Whywas not Cr. Wells, who has al ways been a consistent and enthusiastic supporter of the Council’s High School proposal also given an opportunity of being present?
If this were done, Flinders would be within 2½ hours of Melbourne instead of four hours or more of travel in drearyFlinderswaggon-bunkers.peoplehaveto pay railway taxes for nothing, but there is no reason why they should spend so much of their lives in old, drowsy, shell-back trains.What is wanted is a good motor service, at strictly reasonable fares.
From inquiries since made it appears that the Minister of Lands wired to the Shire Secretary that he would be visiting Frankston on Wednesday and desired to meet one representative from “both Sides.”
Mr. McComb would not think of it. There were too many roads, he said, round about the Hastings Road site!
Danny Lacy MPRG DirectorGallery
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From the pages of the Frankston and Somerville Standard, 22 September 1922
Civic Reserve, Dunns Road, Mornington Ph 5950 1580 mprg.mornpen.vic.gov.au
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It is strange, therefore, that people who hold these views were amongst the number who assembled to meet the Minister of Lands last Wednesday, when he visited Frankston to inspect sites, while those who have been foremost in the fight to obtain a High School at any price were never notified of the Ministers visit, and did not know that he had been in Frankston until they saw the brief announcement that ap peared in last Wednesday’s “Standard.”
Mr. L. J. Ward. (Secretary of the Pen insula Schools Association) who has done more to promote the High School movement than any other resident in the district, did not know of the Minis ter’s visit until it was all over.
Yet Mrs. Burton, Messrs. Petrie, Kelly and Croskell knew all about it and were on the ground awaiting the ar rival of the Minister! No one would ac cuse Mrs. Burton, or Messrs. Petrie and Kelly of being High School advocates.
said that when he saw the host from the “other side” assembled in full battle ar ray, he explained to the Minster that his lack of reinforcements did not denote apathy on the part of the people he was representing.Hehadbeen advised, he said, that the Minister had expressed a desire to meet two representatives; he was one ofThethem.Minister then did his best to even things up a bit.
straight out statement that the Hastings Road land was a suitable site for a High School, the Minister of Education will not consider it as a possible site for one
So long as Flinders is content to remain a back-block retreat for the few lovers of land, seascape and golf, so long must she fail to attract the many which would assuredly come when a one-day as well as a week-end trip wereAgainpossible.wesay, Flinders, awake!
The judges commented: ‘With exuberant colour deliciously applied in powdery gouache on paper, Hoyle’s paintings recall ocker funk traditions of pop, psychedelic and political posters of the 1970s, updated for our modern times.
Compiled by Cameron McCullough FRANKSTON’S attitude in connec tion with the High School movement is somewhat puzzling to outsiders, and last Wednesday’s developments will not help to make the position clearer.
Cr. Mason was approached by the Shire Secretary and consented to represent the Council, and Mr. Joseph McComb was asked to speak for the party opposing the use of the cricket ground as a school site.
The general result does not redound to the credit of the district, although it is manifestly unfair that the great bulk of the people should bear the odium attaching to the unfortunate bickerings and petty squabbles have been associ ated with this great question.
The old cricket ground site was inspected, after which a visit was made to the other side of the park.
Cr. Mason suggested that if the land advocated by Mr. McComb was so admirable in every way as a site for a High School, would it not likewise prove an excellent cricket ground?
Frankston High School - Minister’s visit
Very few people consent to be classed as anti-High Schoolites, but it is rather significant that ranged on the side of those oppose the granting of the old cricket ground as a site for the school are those who complain that “we are over-educated already,” and that “we are not prepared to be loaded with a tax to pay for a High School.”
Cr. Oates says that no such statement was made. He characterises it as a lie, and blames his opponent’s committee for making false statements.
Motor cars and cabs were requisi tioned to convey the party, but it was found impossible, owing to the bad state of the road, to get within coo-ee of Cr. Oates’ pet spot!
It is indeed uplifting to see that local organizations and private citizens are flying the Austral ian Flag in honour of her late Majesty. Sadly none that I have observed are being flown correctly in accordance with the proto cols laid down at the website of The Australian Government Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet.
Cliff Ellen, Rye
The Liberals and Nationals are always going on with their inimical, stultifying, prestidigitation, flapdoodle, gormless, miscreant, shibboleth, disinformation campaign that a vote for Greens or Independents is a vote for Labor.
To those who have opposed this project over the years I trust you will allow yourselves the time, at least, to spare a thought for the disappointment the members of the Western Port Oberon Association are feeling as they see their hopes and dreams brought to an abrupt end.
The shortage of rental accommodation is entirely due to government regulations directed against landlords in favour of tenants. Anybody considering investing money in residential rental housing must be out of their mind. Landlords, in the eyes of the law are on a flogging to nothing. They are assumed to be rich so they must pay.
King Charles III, in his first regal address, pledged to love and serve the people of Britain, no mention of Australia.
Barry Rumpf, McCrae
Flag protocol
The sincerity of their commitment is fully on show in the Maritime Museum they have established in the Heritage Listed headquarters of the former BP Refinery on the Esplanade in Crib Point putting it to a valuable use.
As it stands, Labor has not found a candidate willing to stand up to try to defend Teflon Dan Andrews’ appalling record of shirking responsibility for any disasters on his watch. So many examples: the hotel quarantine disaster - 800 deaths resulted (“Can’t remember”); hospital chaos (“Blame COVID”); ESTA failures - at least 33 deaths resulted (“We’re putting money into that”). All under Andrews’ watch as Health Minister and/or Premier. Then there’s the “Big Build”! You shoulda stuck to little builds Dan, you know Labor can only operate over time and over budget, but look at how many CFMMEU mates it keeps employed on huge incomes.Wehave a doctor standing so she can help people. Better stick to your day job to help people. But one question for Dr Lardner: If the election is tied, who will you support? That is vital information for anyone thinking of voting for you.
And finally the Greens. Seem to be a mish mash of misfits with no respect for anyone or anything, just tagging along supporting Labor whenHappyneeded.voting everyone!
Maree McCabe AM, CEO Dementia Australia and Bobby Redman, chair Dementia Australia Advisory Committee
With warmer weather imminent ( no, really, I have checked the calender ) now may be an opportune time for the Department of Fisheries to address the lack of signage at boat ramps, jetties and piers advising the public of protected marine species. It would be nice to see the large rays around Safety Beach survive another summer, and perhaps the dolphins enjoy the the coming months unharnessed by clueless jet-ski riders.
Having read the article (“Scrapyard may be Otama’s next berth” The News 14/9/2022) it beggars belief that Parks Victoria would choose as the only option available to spend $5 million hiring a submersible vessel and remove the Otama to be scrapped in Western Australia when for the estimated amount of $500.000 it could have been brought ashore and put on display in Crib
Allow refugees to work
Landlords are victims
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“crisis” (read shortage), in rental accommodation. A range of solutions have been proposed by the insensitive and incompetent servants of the people ranging from economic impossibility to shaming elderly people to give up the comfort of their family homes to impecunious “families”. They are being shamed into giving up their gardens for four blank walls and a roof in what is commonly known as a “dog box”. To compensate they might have some money left over which will undermine their pensions.
What they fail to recognize, well the truth of the matter is they do, is that it is not a vote for Labor, it is a vote against them!
Would suggest a moral compass pointing in the wrong direction but they have no moral compass. Good example is being ashamed of their true colors and using the “teal” banner to trick people because they cannot highlight their policies and actions. Noticed TV ad by Matthew Guy and he has dropped the hard blue Liberal background and logos for a more friendly teal color, and now new “liberal Independent” or is it “pseudo independent”, “hard core” Elizabeth Woolcook, a cohort and strong supporter of Greg Hunt.
Liberal Party of Australia: the party of smoke and mirrors.
The latest fashion among the chardonnay set and the ever-grasping bureaucracy is the supposed
Jack Wheeler, Mornington
Support needed
Speaking of the Greens
OK then she has changed her colors and I have a bridge for sale!
Home care missing
Let’s be fair, the royalists have had much more than their day in the sun, years in fact.
There are many thousands of refugees in this country, many with tertiary education and necessary skills required, who are without work rights or working in unskilled positions, in limbo waiting for visa applications to be approved. They live in the community, some have been here for years.Many of these people could be employed right now in appropriate jobs.
Joe Lenzo, Safety Beach
Brian Stahl OAM JP, Hastings
Otama fate a disgrace after years of inaction
It just goes to show how ignorant they are about how voting in Australia works. Actually, they are depending on people to not know how the voting system works and, unfortunately, they are right there.
WithoutPoint.doubt this project has, over its 20 year history, been the victim of bureaucratic ineptness and a serious lack of “political will”on the part of both sides of the Political spectrum.
Protect marine life
Time enough to take our turn, in that mythical sun, wherein I spot - a cleaning person?
What a pleasure it is to see one of the candidates standing for election in the Mornington electorate actually doing meet and greets with the residents. I refer, of course, to Chris Crewther. Chris is an experienced politician and will make an excellent addition to the Liberal team who should win the coming election. He has more real life experience in his short years since school than half the current (Labor) state cabinet put together.
The number of Australians living with dementia is close to half a million – a number that is set to double in the next 25 years. There are also an estimated 1.6 million people involved in their Manycare.people living with dementia can continue to live well after their diagnosis, but often feel isolated because of the stigma and discrimination associated with dementia. That’s why the theme for Dementia Action Week (19 – 25 September) is A little support makes a big difference.Thisyear, we encourage communities to come together and learn more about how they can support people living with dementia. By everyone having a better understanding of dementia and seeing that a purposeful life can continue after diagnosis, we will eliminate discrimination and its impacts.
Same scenario if dad loses his job. Tough luck. It’s a cruel world but if you are a councillor, you can make somebody else pay. OPM it’s called.Now the shire is getting on the bandwagon with a display of “concern”. If Council is so concerned with the wellbeing of its ratepayers why don’t we see a budget item “Rate Reduction Program”? Tenants do not pay rates. Owners do in never increasing number just because their property values rise.
Submarine sorrow
Max Bryant and his loyal band of supporters are to be applauded for their commitment and dedication over those 20 years, despite the hurdles they have faced, to have doggedly taken every step possible to provide a major tourist attraction for our region.
Opprobrious and perfidious Libs are the only party using those tactics and now even puting forth Lib trained “pseudo independents”. Never hear Labor or Greens say that a vote for Mammon, Asmodeus, Leviathan, Beelzebub, or Belphegor is a vote for COALition!
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Figures arrived at by Refugee organisations show that the costs of keeping refugees in the community are eye watering. For those in alternative accommodation eg. hotels, the annual cost is $450,000. For those in on shore detention centres it costs $360,000 a year. In community detention where refugees are provided with housing, a small stipend and utilities paid but are not allowed to work it costs $47,000 a year.
A person invests, say, $1,000,000 in a house and rents it out to a “family”. There is a marriage break-up, the husband deserts the wife and kids. She has no income so can’t pay the rent and receives succor from the court or tribunal. The landlord spends money on the on-going outgoings plus legal costs to get his property back. That is the way the Landlord & Tenant laws are framed.
Many of these people want to work and contribute.Itseems to me on a number of fronts logical that the Government permit these people to have work rights.
Ann Renkin, Shoreham
We could say the same for our Mornington Peninsula Council, as in serving Liberal Party supporters and no mention of home care for the aged; now into months since sighting a cleaningWeperson.have had the funeral, give it a couple more days till after the grand final and who knows, they may develop a conscience?
Very sad to see that the Otama is going to be scrapped. Perhaps Max Bryant should consult the Holbrook council in NSW to get information how they moved a submarine hundreds of kilometres from the sea to install it in their park. It is certainly very successful as a tourist attraction.
The need for more skilled workers has been documented and much discussed. The Australian Government has recently announced an increase to immigration to boost the work force. There is quite a time lag getting those urgently needed here and working.
In part it states that “A flag should not be flown at half-mast at night, whether or not it is illuminated.” Local organizations ignoring this protocol include the Shire Offices, The Morn ington Police Station and The CFA Mornington Station.Iurge these organizations to revue the protocols and follow them at this important time.
David Martin, Mt Martha
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Skybus Stadium last Sunday.
The Stonecats had the better of Bonbeach in the first quarter, but couldn’t make them pay. They kicked six behinds in a frustrating first term.
FRANKSTON YCW are premiers of the MPNFL once again.
the last quarter to claim the win and the premiership. They ran out 10.11 (71) to 6.9 (45) winners.
The powerhouse club claimed pre miership glory with an impressive Grand Final win over Bonbeach at
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Frankston YCW stormed home in
handy lead. After a five-goals-to-one second term they went into half time ahead by 29 points.
The premiership is Frankston YCW’s first in five years. Between 2010 and 2017 the club went on a legendary run, winning seven grand finals.
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The main break came at a good time for the Sharks. Bonbeach booted four majors after half time to cut the lead back to nine points heading into the final quarter.
Picture: Craig Barrett
Brenton Lambert was named the best player on the ground.
Frankston YCW kicked straight in the second quarter, and established a
Both clubs had to contend with wet conditions in Frankston.
Stonecats slay
The Stonecats also enjoyed pre miership success in the reserves. Frankston YCW lifted the reserves premiership cup by beating Red Hill 11.6 (72) to 9.5 (59) on Sunday. Mt Eliza were crowned under-19 pre miers after a thrilling 9.5 (59) to 8.9 (57) win over Frankston YCW. Sharks in Grand Final
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“That’s the pathway we want to de velop.“No disrespect to juniors playing at C and D levels but it’s unlikely that they’ll go on and play senior football at a good level.”
“From our perspective it’s not such a massive change anyway as Mark’s been involved with the senior players and knows them really well.”
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“We want our juniors to play at A and B levels where the competition is far stronger than C and D levels.
“I’ll definitely be having conver sations before Christmas to start to get new bodies in and we’ll dust the cobwebs off with a not-so-structured casual pre-season before Christmas.
“Thursdays is a big day for me workwise and it’s also the club’s main training night,” Sanderson said.
Larner was player-coach of the reserves last season and was in the seniors matchday squad “a handful of times.”
“It’sseason.”ambitious but its achievable,” he said.
we’re the opposite of a lot of local clubs looking to get youth in to com plement their seniors and build their reserves.“We’re looking for some senior lads to complement what we’ve got.”
Aiden McKenna made a clean sweep of reserves awards winning the best and fairest, Players’ Player and Golden Boot awards.
McKenna has also played with Pen insula Strikers while Fisher captained Doveton’s under-21s in NPL3 this year and has also played with Dan denong City and Springvale White Eagles.
Changing of the guard: Mark Larner has replaced Chris Sanderson as senior coach of State 5 South side Mount Martha.
Ratcliffe won the senior Players’ Player award and Liam Baxter won the senior Golden Boot award.
The 41-year-old faces considerable challenges developing a young squad and carrying on the work Sanderson started a few years ago.
But it won’t be easy.
“Yes there’s been early conversa tions around some players,” he ac knowledged.“Thegood thing for us is that we’ve got a strong base of young players so
Larner is currently on a family hol iday in Queensland but when he re turns he’ll ramp up his quest for new players.He’llalso start pre-season training.
“Right now if we’re honest we’re probably five or six players short of having a true first team squad but the whole club understands that we’ve got the next three years to really hit our straps,” Sanderson said.
“There really was nowhere else for those boys to go,” Sanderson said.
“My role as TD is not just to over see the coaching but I can look at the next batch of youngsters coming through.
“But come early January we’ll start a full pre-season in earnest.”
Meanwhile McKenna and former Langwarrin teammate Dylan Fisher featured on Baxter’s facebook page as new signings for next season.
“Bringing in a couple more experi enced players would be great.
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“I missed the last two Thursdays of senior training last season and it’s just going to get worse so this change is in everyone’s interest.
“He’s a brilliant lad both on and off the pitch, just tremendous around the club, so a couple more like him really strengthens us.”
Sanderson had a successful un der-18 side at his disposal and con vinced Mount Martha to bite the bul let and apply for entry to the 2020 State Leagues.
Sanderson knew throwing a jun ior team into senior football would severely test the players but he con vinced the club that it was part of a five-year plan to create a competitive squad that could challenge for hon ours.
Larner has had contact with players he knows from his time at Seaford. He played with Mornington and Seaford and was set to coach the lat ter’s reserves when COVID-19 struck and he then switched to Mount Mar tha.
And if Larner’s prediction for next year is correct then Mount Martha could clinch a mid-table finish and that would be the biggest step yet in the club’s drive to establish itself in State League.
“”Look at what Adam Martin from Seaford did for us this year.
Larner new Mount Martha boss
“I reckon continued improvement would be to at least double what we did last “Manyseason.ofthe games were decided by one or two goals due to individual errors and inexperience.
“Caka” Avraham won the senior best and fairest award with Ryan Ratcliffe runner-up.
He fills the vacancy left by Chris Sanderson who succumbed to work commitments and stepped aside to concentrate on his duties as technical director and team manager of the sen ior and reserves teams.
In other news Frankston Pines held its annual presentation night last week.Jordan
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MARK Larner is the new senior coach of State 5 South outfit Mount Martha.
Larner’s team manager agrees.
Sanderson also liaises with the shire council so he’s been Mount Martha’s jack-of-all-trades as the club tries to come to terms with the demands of State League competition.
“I’ve gone from being a player to being a player-coach so I saw the sen ior coaching role as a natural progres sion,” Larner said.
The pandemic ruined the 2020 sea son and severely curtailed the 2021 season.
“I think that can be addressed with a few tweaks and a few extra play ers but even if we just went with the existing (player) base we could easily win around eight games.”
Having Larner at the helm frees up Sanderson to focus on one of his other roles – club technical director – that is crucial to Mount Martha’s future.
But Larner’s not fazed and has set a target of “between eight and 10 wins next
Mount Martha finished last in 2021 winning just one and drawing one of 14 games and this year the side played 20 games winning four and drawing twice to finish second bot tom.
“If they had gone into the next level of junior competition they wouldn’t have developed to the extent that they are doing playing against men.”
THE Peninsula Raiders superules football club has broken a 27-year drought this season, with the over 45’sa team taking home premiership and bringing home the gold.
“It might have been a long time for many, but it’s still white line fever and a lot of fun”.
“There really isn’t any reason why older men can’t play football, as long as they are reason ably fit, and there are many benefits to being involved.”ThePeninsula Raiders was established 1996 and this year celebrated its 27th season of super ules
Club secretary Matt Thomas said the finals two weeks ago was a massive confidence boost for the members, bringing some players to tears and cementing the camaraderie within the club.
Thomas says the club is centred around com munity, family and men’s health.
In season 2023 Peninsula Raiders are looking at starting a women’s over 35 team and are currently asking for people interested to get in contact. Anyone interested in joining or finding out more information can contact Matt Thomas at mthomas20@woolworths.com.au
Thomas said not all older players had been in volved heavily in football in their younger years, but all got a buzz out of being back in the game. He said superules football was becoming more and more popular because of the fitness and social opportunities.
“At the moment we have two over 35 teams, an over 45 and over 50, but there is a lot of interest from than that so next year we are bringing in an over 55s team,” he said.
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Peninsula Raiders break premiership drought
“Some of these guys have joined us after taking breaks from the game for up to 25 years, so it’s great to see them get out there and win,” he said.
The club is based at Alexandra Park in Morn ington, and has about 110 players across four teams.
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