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SWISS DECLARE WAR ON US Watchmakers are FURIOUS and luxury brands are LIVID, but WHO CARES? We made this $99 Swiss watch for YOU!
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ow dare Stauer break the unwritten rule in Switzerland? Chaos erupted at this year’s Basel watch fair. The watchmaking elite attacked me in French, German and Italian (with the occasional British accent), outraged that Stauer would engineer a luxury Swiss-made timepiece for under $100. They said it couldn’t be done, but we did it anyway. Now you get to wear the spectacular Swiss-Made Stauer Bienne for ONLY $99!
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Join the luxury revolution. The crown princes of watchmaking worried that their exorbitant yacht vacations in Monaco would be in jeopardy. For years they convinced the world that Swiss luxury should cost THOUSANDS. But in reality, those thousands went to Swiss bank accounts, six-figure supermodels and ski chalets and NOT into the engineering of the watches. Shame on them. It’s time for a change. You deserve it.
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You CAN own an exquisitely engineered Swiss timepiece for under $100. The only thing that matters is the machine, so we went to the factory in Bienne and met with Francois, a fourth generation watchbuilder who makes masterpieces that sell for $5,000 and more. Working together we smashed the once unbreakable $100 barrier. The shockwaves have turned the luxury watch world upside-down. That’s why the Swiss declared war on us. We consider it a compliment.
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The industry cursed me but the buyers were thrilled. It was like the walls came down and watch lovers were set free. The cabal was broken. Now everyone can experience the cachet of a genuine Swiss timepiece. Next I’ll begin work on the 20-room mansion for $30,000 and an Italian sports car for $3,300. How about a private jet for $12,000? If we can break the Swiss price by this much, who knows what’s next?
Your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed. Wear the Stauer Bienne for 30 days. If you don’t fall in love with it, send it back for a full refund of your purchase price. But I’m convinced that once you put it on, this watch will stay on your wrist... at least until we unveil our next masterpiece. Call now to take advantage of this fantastic offer.
1-800-906-4635 Promotional Code SSW196-01
Please mention this code when you call.
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Features: - Swiss-Made quartz movement - Stainless steel back and bracelet - Magnified date window - Luminescent hands & markers - Water resistant to 3 ATM
Ostentatious Swiss Luxury Brand Watch–$7,600+
Our Stauer Swiss-Made Bienne Timepiece
Yours for ONLY $99 +S&P
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14101 Southcross Drive W., Dept. SSW196-01, Burnsville, Minnesota 55337 www.stauer.com
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