Dear Gee Advice Column

Dear Gee, I married the Devil incarnate!

As I was attending a funeral and literally walking away from the gravesite (Funeral, cemetery, and gravesite should have been my first warnings.) my sister says to me, "that man over there is going to be your husband."

Perplexed, I looked over at the man, then back at my sister, then back over at the man and thought to myself: No, I don't think that's what the Lord has in mind for me!

Well, long-story-short, "the man over there" and me got married. And, family, hear me when I tell you this! As soon as the ring hit my finger, I knew I had married the devil incarnate.