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This Swede Knew His Moth

The young Swede entered college for his freshman year, and in a short time a bunch of upper class.men got hold of him to work him over a bit. The spokesman said to him:

"Ole, I'm going to ask you a question in mathematics, and I want you to answer very promptly, and be sure you get the right answer. Understand?"

"Ay do de best Ay can," said Ole. And he looked much dumber than he really was, so that his tormentors felt sort of sorry for him. But the spokesman asked:

"Ffere's the problem. If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half; and if it takes a cockroach with a wooden leg seven hours to kick a hole through a cake of Sapolio-how old am f ?"

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Thanks for the "Keep That Boy in You Alive" editorial-Nice goin'!

Mccollum-Fortna Lumber co.

Grants Pass, Oregon

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when you wqnt long dimensions, plonk, timber or studs cut lo specific lengths . . cqll us. We con fill your order exoctly ond promptly, by truck-trqiler or rqil, from our Ccrrlofto or Trinity Mills . . . or one of the other 33 mills in Northern Colifornio whose output we mqrket.

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There was no hesitation as Ole answered, "Forty-four." The questioner was surprised. He asked:

"How did you get that forty-four?"

"Vell," said Ole, "if you listen Ay vill tole you. My brudder Yon, he ban yust half. crazy, and he ban twentytwo."

Yole Disploy for Disneylond

Disneyland, Calif.-Turning time backward to the early 1900's is the Yale ,Lock Shop in Disneyland, one of the features of its Main Street area. From the huge key swinging outside the shop's front entrance as was the custom of the times-to the highly polished Mahogany interior, the Yale Lock Shop is constructed in the decor of America at the turn of the century. Designed primarily for educational purposes, the shop features a display showing the evolution of locks from the days of the early Egyptians to the present. Included is a pin tumbler lock of the type patented by Unus Yale, Jr., in 1861. Many different types of locks, including one that actually fired bullets at anyone who tampered with it, are displayed and described.